Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[screeching]

[inhaling]

[screams]

[screaming]

[laughing evilly]

[clanking]

[engine idling]

[horn tooting]

[giggling]

-[gasps] -[clipping]

[screams]

[screams]

And just where do you two think you're going, hmm?

This here barge is our turf.

Unless you two are looking to challenge us for it.

[seagull squawking]

Ooh, did somebody say, "challenge?"

Okay. Okay, here's how it works.

You compete in a series of skill and strength tests, each worth one point.

Whoever has the highest score at the end is declared Top of the Heap.

And whoever loses gets tossed in the drink.

[rats laughing]

And since this is rat turf, we'll play by rat rules.

[all laughing]

[gulps]

Let the games begin!

[rats cheering]

[all cheering]

[chuckles] Tough luck, kitty.

Rat rules means no rules.

Anything goes.

[sniffs]

[whistle blowing]

-Foul! Foul! Foul! He fouled me! -Hey, this guy's cheating!

[bugle plays]

[chuckling] Like I said, rat rules.

[laughing]

[crashing]

[screams]

[all laughing]

[screams]

[horn tooting]

We have a new Top of the Heap!

See you later, suckers. We're Top of the Heap.

Kings of the Hill.

Think again, chump.

Ah, the actor's life, huh?

Let's hope there's donuts at the audition.

Listen up, everybody. No cat calls today, just dogs.

[whistle blowing]

[sighing heavily] I gotta find some acting work.

I'm not spending another night sleeping in the alley.

[thumping]

[chef] That is the last straw. Get out of my kitchen!

Get off my foot, cat!

Late again, Tom!

Hey, buddy, you look like you had a hard day.

Trouble at home?

Your girl throw you over? Local dog hassling you?

I got a proposition.

For the measly price of today's room and board, I can be your double

A lookalike that takes on all your daily grief.

'Cause I'm a pro, I can take it.

I can do stunts, martial arts, fancy footwork. You name it.

Now, where do you live, so I can go start living your life?

Jackpot! See you tomorrow.

[snoring]

[screams]

[screams]

[screeches]

[screeches]

Is this the best you can do?

Tell you what I'll do.

I'll give you a ten-second head start.

[elevator dings]

[elevator dinging]

[Tom's double] Took you long enough.

You know what? I'm bored.

[laughing maniacally]

Did you just slap me?

I most certainly did.

[gasps]

Hey there, Tommy boy.

I saw a nice, big tuna fish in that garbage can over there.

Fantastic. I love tuna fish.

Since when do you talk?

If there's one thing I don't like, it's a liar.

[screaming]

[laughing]

Well, well, well. From what paradise did this exquisite beauty emerge?

Since when do you talk?

Oh, Tom.

That's the most beautiful song I've ever heard.

I just wrote it. I call it "You."

[bell tolls]

Care to join me for dinner?

You're such a gentleman.

Tuna fish, how romantic.

Nothing but the best for my lady.

[yawns]

Not now, Mom.

I'm trying to get some sleep.

Hey!

Oh, it's you.

Do you mind? I need to get a little more shut eye.

Oh, so you want me to leave, huh?

Well, guess what? I'm not going.

I like being you.

Frankly, I'm better at it than you.

Tom? And Tom?

Don't be fooled by this impostor, my darling.

I'm the real Tom.

[Tom playing discordantly]

See? What did I tell you?

Accept no substitutions.

Back out with the trash, you freeloader.

Same goes for you.

Now what are we gonna do?

[clanging, crashing]

[Tom's double yowling]

That was fun. Call me anytime, cousin.

Now let's see. Where were we before all this excitement?

Oh, yeah.

[man singing] ♪ Surfer Supreme Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Who's gonna be The Surfer Supreme? ♪

♪ Now, we heard there's a party Going on at the Jersey Shore ♪

♪ But it ain't the beach bods ♪

♪ Or the sun and sand We came here for ♪

♪ Everybody gather At this beach locale ♪

♪ To be an eyewitness To a battle royale ♪

♪ You'll be the hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ They see The Dude and The Ace ♪

♪ Have the waves All quaking in fear ♪

♪ They send the waves Quaking in fear ♪

♪ Your nugs run and hide ♪

♪ Whenever either one Comes near ♪

♪ Water runs When it don't hide in fear♪

♪ From Shipstern Bluff To Waimea Bay ♪

♪ Praia do Norte Or Mavericks, CA ♪

♪ You'll be the hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Well, the Dude and The Ace Had to put to rest ♪

♪ Any question of Who was the best ♪

♪ And their fans could Cheer and scream ♪

♪ Our guy's the Surfer Supreme! Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Cut to the pipeline ♪

♪ They're revving up Their racing board ♪

♪ They're gonna have A race on those boards ♪

♪ The first to cross The finish line ♪

♪ Wins the Supreme reward ♪

♪ It's how it works, you win You get the reward ♪

♪ The loser has to burn His surfboard black ♪

♪ Then leave the beach And never come back ♪

♪ And hail the hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

[engine roaring]

[Jerry screams]

[screams]

♪ They hit the home stretch Both knowing it was do or die ♪

♪ They had no option It was do or die ♪

♪ One bound for glory One for a dish of humble pie ♪

♪ Since you eat that humble pie ♪

♪ The loser would Never ride a wave again ♪

♪ The winner gets a condo On the beach in Spain ♪

♪ And be the hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ If you love boards And water, too ♪

♪ There's only one sport In the world for you ♪

♪ And you could be ♪

♪ The hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

♪ Hot-doggin' Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪

Sounds like your show was a big hit, Mr. Tsubuya.

I hope you enjoyed your visit.

[digital translator] I thank you and hope to return again soon.

Now let's hurry.

The car for the airport is here. Here is your tip.

Oh, why, thank you!

[screams]

[screams]

[digital translator in French] Rongeurs irrespectueux.

[digital translator speaking Japanese]

[digital translator in English] Foolish feline of limited intelligence.

Why don't you admit that you are inferior to all beings, most of all, mice?

Give up and go home before you dishonor yourself even more!

[laughing heartily]

[announcer] Introducing Justin Yamaski, oldest of the Yamaski brothers.

Jole Yamaski, Jack Yamaski, and the youngest, Jay Yamaski!

[laughing]

[yelling]

[screams]

[theme music playing]