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Thanks so much
for taking me to dinner.
What a great date this was.
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Well, the date ain't over yet.
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- It is so nice
to be alone.-
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Hey, Frank, you busy?
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Flash, I'm kissing my wife.
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I'm sorry. Hi, Carol.
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Um, Frank, I need
to tell you something,
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but I can wait.
You guys take your time.
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Frank, he's standing right here.
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Well, might be interesting
to have somebody watch.
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-Frank!
-Okay, okay. C'mon, honey.
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Wow, great kitchen.
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You know, you can just feel
the love in the room.
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The warmth of family gatherings,
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the pots boiling on the stove,
the smell of apple pie
wafting through the air.
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God, I love apple pie.
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You ever have it with
vanilla ice cream and
just a little bit of--
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-Flash!
-Yeah, Frank?
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You, you wanted
to tell me something?
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I just wanted to let you know
I might be a little late
for work tomorrow.
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You see, they're
fumigating my apartment,
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so I'm staying with my Aunt.
She doesn't live here
in the neighborhood.
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-So where does she live?
-Kansas City.
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You're going to commute from
Wisconsin to Kansas City?
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Well, it's only
eight hours each way.
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I figure if I leave
work at five,
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I'll get there about 1:00 a.m.,
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and turn around and
be at work by 9:00.
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When are you going to sleep?
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Luckily, I drink a lot of coffee
and I only need ten minutes
of sleep a night.
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But it's gotta be
a full ten minutes.
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If I get only seven or eight,
I'm really grouchy.
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Okay, I'm hittin' the road.
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Thank God.
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- Flash. Flash...
- Yeah?
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I am just not sure that
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you should be out
there driving... Ever.
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So...
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So why don't you
just stay with us?
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Carol, are you serious?
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Carol, are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Carol, you're great.
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You're the most generous
human being I've ever met.
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I'll just get my stuff out of
the truck and be back.
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Are you nuts, honey?
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Inviting him to stay here?
He's like the Tasmanian Devil.
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He's gonna be rolling around
and leaving his stuff
all over the place.
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Well, how much stuff
can he have? I mean,
a sleeping bag, a suitcase...
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Bagpipes.
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I don't get it, man.
We're two cool guys.
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How come we can't
get any chicks?
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They must be
intimidated by our...
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Intelligence and
studly like nature.
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Well done, sisters.
I think we made our point.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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Forget it, Rich.
Those aren't ladies.
58
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It's Barky and
her man hater friends.
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Joy, Beavis
and Butt scratch.
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What's going on, Barky?
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Another meeting of the "Future
Gym Teachers of America?"
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For your information, we've just
come from a political rally
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protesting the sexist hiring
practices at Yabbos.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah!
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Jeez, it's a burger joint.
What's so sexist about Yabbos?
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Everything. They hire these
big breasted women
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and then they force them
to wear these tight little
T-shirts and hot pants.
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That's why I love that place.
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Yeah, me, too, man.
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All right, all right,
save it, ladies.
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We've got bigger
boobs to battle.
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Come on, let's get some lunch
and plan tomorrow's protest.
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You know, ladies...
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If this little protest
thing doesn't work out,
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perhaps you'd like to...
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Come on back here,
strap on your go go boots
and dance for us?
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You are the slimiest, low life
vermin on the face of the earth.
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Yep, she wants me.
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Honey, honey,
I've got some good news
and I've got some bad news.
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The Beer Gulch Tavern
is going out of business.
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Well, that is good news.
That place is a pit.
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No, that's bad news, honey.
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The good news is that the bank
foreclosed on it and everything
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they couldn't sell,
I picked up for fifty bucks.
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God.
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Yeah, honey,
I got neon signs.
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I got beer taps. I even got one
of those red leather booths,
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and to top it all off,
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I got "Herbie" the
talking moose head.
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I'm going to turn the whole
basement into a men's clubhouse.
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Why do we need
a "men's clubhouse?"
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Carol, the men in this
family need someplace
to call their own.
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Someplace we can
watch TV, and burp,
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and scratch without one of you
girls going
"That's so gross."
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Hey, Carol, check out what
Herbie can do.
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That is so gross.
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Yes, hi, is this
"Victoria's Secret?"
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Yeah, this is,
Steve Spielberg
out in Hollywood.
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Yeah, listen,
I'm doing a project
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that I think one of your
models would be perfect for.
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Could I have the phone
number of the young lady
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in the black lace teddy
on page 18?
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Okay, well, how about
the chick on page ten?
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Hello? Hello?
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Man! What kind of
customer service is that?
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You guys are pathetic.
107
00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,787
Yeah, why don't you
just forget about women
and date each other?
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Agggh! I am so aggravated.
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I would give anything
to expose Yabbos.
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You know, Dana, Rich
and I were just thinking
the same thing.
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Somebody tipped off
the manager about our protest,
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so they changed
their hiring practices.
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I thought that was what
you wanted them to do.
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Not exactly. I wanted them
to stop forcing their waitresses
to skip around in hot pants.
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But their idea
of not being sexist
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is hiring men and forcing
them to skip around
in hot pants, too.
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So, wait a minute.
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There are guys walking around
in shorts serving burgers?
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Yeah, doesn't that
make you sick?
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Actually, it makes
me kind of hungry.
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What about you, Karen?
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Starving. Let's go.
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Am I alone in the struggle
against sexism?
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Barky, you're alone
in everything.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Probably not,
she's my stepsister.
127
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No, this is the perfect
opportunity for us
to meet women.
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-What are you talking about?
-I'm talking about we
go down to Yabbos
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and we apply for
jobs as waiters.
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Then we're working
with the waitresses
in the tight T-shirts.
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They're working with us.
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Soon, we become colleagues,
then friends, then compadres.
Before you know it...
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Yabbos!
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Yabbos! Yabbos! Yabbos!
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Be careful. Okay.
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-All right, now you keep
your eyes closed, okay?
-Okay.
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Now, one more and you're
on the landing...
138
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,471
-There you go.
-Okay.
139
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:05,561
Now three down, down.
Here we go. One two
and you're on the floor.
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-Keep 'em closed. You're all
right. Okay, here we go now.
-Okay.
141
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,045
Open 'em up.
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What do you think?
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00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,398
It's a dump.
144
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,620
That's the look I was going for.
145
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:24,275
Hey, Mom, is this place great,
or what?
146
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I think I'm getting
hair on my chest already.
147
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:31,674
Mark, you do not spit
peanut shells on the floor.
That is disgusting.
148
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,981
Now, Carol, Carol,
honey, it's okay.
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This is a guy place now.
150
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,463
We don't pick up
after ourselves. We just
throw everything on the floor
151
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and when it gets too deep,
we just shovel it out.
152
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Yeah, well, it looks
like a chicken coop.
I'm going to go get the vacuum.
153
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:46,428
No, Carol, Carol, honey, you are
missing the point here.
154
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This is not a prissy
place like upstairs.
155
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,258
Yeah, well, it smells
like an armpit.
156
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,782
That's what's manly about it.
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00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:57,482
Carol, I want to introduce
you to Ol' Rolling Thunder.
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Frank...
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00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,616
Not that.
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00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,751
This. The mechanical bull.
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00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:08,493
Ol' Thunder and I, we share
a lot of memories together.
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Don't we, buddy?
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I want to say this in
the nicest possible way.
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00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,329
You're an idiot.
165
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,897
No, really, I once stayed
on Rolling Thunder
two hours straight.
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Worst case of chappies
I ever had, but it was worth it.
167
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,466
Wasn't it, buddy?
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00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,556
Really. Really, you're an idiot.
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00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,820
Come on, I want to show
you how it works.
Here. Here you go, watch.
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00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:35,042
Nellie! Ride 'em, cowboy!
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Boy, that makes you want
to jump in the saddle and
tame the wild beast, doesn't it?
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Not even slightly.
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Well, I don't blame ya'.
Not many women are tough
enough to ride Ol' Thunder.
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00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:53,538
Yeah? Well, you try
16 hours of labor,
then talk to me about tough.
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00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:06,116
Afternoon, ladies.
Hey, Ronny, looking good.
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Give it a rest, Mr. Packwood.
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00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,816
Okay, we got a couple
of new guys working
the lunch shift.
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I want you to give them
a big, friendly welcome.
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JT, Rich, come on out here.
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Man, this is gonna be
the greatest job
in the whole world.
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Man, I would pay them
to work here.
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00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,963
You guys look terrific.
You're gonna be a big hit
with the lady customers.
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00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,749
Okay, it's time to open.
Man your battle stations.
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This is your first day, right?
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Yep.
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Word to the wise. The women
who come in here
are just like the men.
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They like to squeeze the buns,
and I don't mean the ones
on the hamburgers.
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Hi, welcome to Yabbos. I'm JT.
I'll be serving you today.
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00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,433
Well, hello there.
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00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,219
You see, ladies,
I told you the "view"
would be nice here today.
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I'll get you menus.
192
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,187
So, ladies, could I interest
you in today's specials?
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00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,712
What do you have
that's really hot?
194
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,673
Well, we have the Cajun
chicken, which I hear
is pretty darn good.
195
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,588
Why don't you pick
something for me?
196
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:30,374
You look like the kind
of guy who knows how
to take care of a woman.
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00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,030
In fact... Why don't you
just take care of all of us?
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JT!
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00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,084
What is with these women?
Everything is, like, a come-on.
200
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,608
Tell me about it, man.
It's like they're undressing
me with their eyes.
201
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,958
Yeah, and we're not wearing
that much to begin with.
202
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,961
Young man,
we really need you.
203
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,966
God. Listen, man.
If I'm not back in two minutes,
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00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,490
grab a fire extinguisher
and hose these
old broads down, all right?
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00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,674
Hello?
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00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,242
Men of the house?
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00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,246
Anybody down here?
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00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858
Good.
209
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,866
"Men's Clubhouse" my foot.
210
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,346
This place is a pigsty.
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Jeez.
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Not tough enough?
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I'll show them.
214
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,190
Yeah...
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Okay.
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Yee ha!
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00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,861
This is silly. Gosh.
218
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:13,086
No. Frank! Frank!
219
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,741
-Frank! Get me down!
-Honey, I knew you'd
like Ol' Thunder.
220
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,656
Frank! Get me down, Frank!
Stop this thing!
221
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,397
-Okay, okay.
I'll just turn it off.
-Stop this thing!
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00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:24,358
Stop-- Frank! Frank, Frank!
223
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,751
Stop this thing!
224
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,189
Stop this thing!
225
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,063
Help! Somebody, help!
226
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,717
Stop this thing! Frank!
227
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,720
Hey, guys. What's going on?
228
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,461
What does it
look like, you idiot?
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00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,332
Sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,074
I'll guard the door and make
sure the kids don't come down.
231
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,816
No, no, no, no, no!
Unplug that-- Unplug that plug!
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00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,521
You know, that's what
I love about you two guys.
You do everything together.
233
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,184
Does anybody want dessert?
234
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,708
No, we're
watching our figures.
235
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,928
Almost as much
as we're watching yours.
236
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,626
Stop it, Adele,
you're embarrassing him.
237
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,065
His cheeks are turning red.
238
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,109
You're right.
239
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,332
I'll just get your check.
240
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,643
I can't believe these women.
They're like total sex fiends.
241
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,689
Tell me about it. I feel like
a piece of meat out here.
242
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,821
Hey, you guys should
be glad it's just talk.
243
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,389
Wait until they start putting
their hands all over you.
244
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,870
That's disgusting.
This place stinks.
245
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:46,788
Yeah, I'm this close
to quitting, but I really
need the money.
246
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,487
JT, could you come over here?
247
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,533
Don't these women have jobs?
248
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455
I seem to have dropped my spoon.
249
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,674
Could y'all pick
it up for me, please?
250
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,676
Sure.
251
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,637
Aah! Hey!
252
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031
Knock it off, lady.
253
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,641
What is your problem?
254
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,210
I'm sorry. You must
be feeling left out.
255
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,908
Aagh! Hey, hey!
256
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,780
Look, I don't need some woman
putting her paws all over me.
257
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,479
My God, I can't
believe I just said that.
258
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,351
Here's your check.
Why don't you ladies pay
it and get out of here?
259
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,266
Hey, hands off, creep!
260
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,400
What? I just gave you
a friendly little pat.
261
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,011
Hey, pal, what's your problem?
You heard the lady. Hands off.
262
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,491
Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
263
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,623
This jerk had his hands
all over Ronny.
264
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,670
So? He paid his money.
He has the right to
"admire" the help.
265
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,629
No, he doesn't. We're waiters.
266
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,022
We're here to bring people food,
267
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,850
not to be their
personal play toys.
268
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,026
Hey, I was just
having a little fun.
269
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,376
A little fun?
270
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,031
Sure, it was
fun for you, but I guarantee
it wasn't fun for her.
271
00:17:56,118 --> 00:18:00,253
It wasn't fun for me when
the grope sister was pinching
my butt over there...
272
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,430
Come on,
you know you liked it.
273
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,128
No, I didn't. You know what?
I hated it.
274
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,956
I never thought about
this stuff before,
275
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,958
but after working
here I can tell you one thing,
276
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,960
nobody should have
to take this crap.
277
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,788
Yeah man, this place is nuts.
278
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,833
Hey guys, it sounds
like you might not
be cut out for this job.
279
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,053
You got that right, pal.
'Cause I quit.
280
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,011
Me too!
281
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,102
Hey, wait up, guys...
282
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:28,324
I quit, too. There's got to
be another way to make a living.
283
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,373
JT!
284
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,419
Now that you're not working,
285
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,465
are you free this afternoon?
286
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,945
Get a life.
287
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:55,699
You know, I actually feel pretty
good about what we did today.
288
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,702
Well, see, that's the thing
about you and me, Rich.
289
00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,877
We got standards.
290
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,753
Hey, I heard about what
happened down at Yabbos.
291
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,929
I am so proud of you guys.
292
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,845
You may not believe it,
but we're pretty proud
of ourselves, too.
293
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:16,285
Good, then I'm sure you'll
be glad to sign our petition
to shut down "Dirty Harry's."
294
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,854
The mud wrestling place?
Why would you want
to close that down?
295
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,597
Because it's sexist.
296
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,729
It is?
297
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,301
JT, come on. Women in bikinis
rolling around in mud
298
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,956
while men hoot
and throw money at them?
299
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,351
I guess it's
a little bit sexist.
300
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,268
Guys, be honest.
301
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,487
How would you feel
if that was you up there
302
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,359
wrestling around
in the mud while
303
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,666
a bunch of women were oinking
at you like you were a pig?
304
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,929
What night does that happen?
305
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,502
Please, admit it.
It would be degrading.
306
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,374
Okay, it would
be a little degrading.
307
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,942
Good, good.
308
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,597
Then sign our petition
and let's shut this
mud wrestling joint down.
309
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,908
This is great. We're gonna
have this place shut down
by tomorrow night.
310
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,563
Come on, ladies, to the mall,
we need more signatures.
311
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,738
Yes.
312
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:18,826
Call me.
313
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,965
I can't believe we just signed
a petition to shut down
314
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,794
the mud wrestling place.
315
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,318
I hate being a sensitive guy.
316
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,800
You know, um...
317
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,934
Even if they get all those
signatures, they're not gonna
close the place until tomorrow
318
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,981
and, tonight
iscreamed corn night.
319
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,639
We're there.
320
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,992
Get along little dogie.
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