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Wow! French toast and bacon.
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What's the occasion?
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Well, I know
it's your favorite breakfast
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and I haven't had time to make
it since Lily was born, so...
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You make
the best French toast
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and that's my second
favorite thing you do.
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They both begin with "French."
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Hey, hey, hey!
We're eatin' here.
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No geezer sex talk.
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Good morning, Lamberts!
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I smell breakfast.
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Rich, don't you ever knock?
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I don't need to.
JT gave me a key.
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French toast!
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I love French toast.
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Hey, Rich. Rich, hey, hey!
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This is my place.
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Sorry! Bad Rich!
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Head, head of the family,
head of the table. Sorry.
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Hey, Rich, is there a reason
you stopped by today,
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or was it just
to suck up our food?
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Yes. There was, actually.
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I brought you guys somethin'.
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There you go, JT,
Brendan, Mark, Mr. L.
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And the lovely...
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...ever curvaceous...
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...easy on the eyes, Mrs. L.
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-Thank you, Rich.
-Welcome.
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Okay, let's see.
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"Dear close personal friend.
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"Do not throw
this letter away.
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"It is not a joke.
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"Its message has traveled
millions...
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"...of miles to reach you."
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Rich, you sent us
chain letters?
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Yes, I did,
and all you have to do
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is send copies to 20 people
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and you'll all be rolling
in good luck.
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Man, this is just
some lame superstition.
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Yeah?
Well, explain this to me.
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Yesterday, I mail my letters.
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I go home, turn on the TV.
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Boom! We have
the Playboy channel.
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It was the best...
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...three minutes
of my entire life.
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Well, Rich, I don't want
you to take this personally
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but really, I think chain
letters are a waste of time.
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- Here you go, Frank.
- Thanks, honey.
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You see, Rich, I don't believe
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that not sending
out a chain letter
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makes you have bad luck.
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What?
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Carol, I chipped a tooth.
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Honey, look. You see?
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See? Talk about
your bad luck?
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I guess you won't be
eating this then.
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Aw, this was
such a good idea
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to go snowboarding
this weekend.
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I love the mountain air
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the freshly fallen snow.
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A lounge full of hotties
drinking toddies.
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Amen to that!
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Al, you just broke up
with Matt last week.
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I, thought you would
still be in mourning.
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Well, I am, I just need
a really good looking guy
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to help me work through
the grief.
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That is the spirit, Al.
We are here to have fun.
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Now, let's, check out
the lounge talent
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and see if we can find three
guys named Jean Claude.
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No. No.
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Acrylic sweater.
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Hat hair.
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Hello, boys!
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I think we just found
the Baywatch bobsled team.
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Hello, girls!
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I think we've just found love,
American style.
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I must meet
that dark haired one.
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I have to
caution you, Your Majesty.
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The king will be furious
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if he finds out the crowned
Prince of Calderon
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is consorting
with American commoners.
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Charles, please.
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You're watching too much
masterpiece theater.
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We're on holiday.
I want to meet her.
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-I'll fetch her for you.
-Ralph!
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I hired you for the weekend
to be my bodyguard
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not my social director.
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Besides, I don't want her
to know I'm a prince.
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For once in my life,
I want a woman
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to like me for who I am.
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Not my royal title.
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So, for this weekend,
I'm not Prince William.
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You're not
my Secretary of Protocol.
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And you're not my bodyguard.
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We're just three average,
fun-loving guys.
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They're coming over.
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Dibs on the one
in the gold sweater.
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I call the green sweater.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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Good afternoon.
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I was wondering
why such beautiful women
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are standing here all alone.
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Well, not alone any more.
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My name is Phil.
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And these are my friends,
Chuck and Ralph.
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And we're three average
fun-loving guys.
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Well, um, I'm Dana.
And this is Karen and Al.
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And we are three
above average fun-loving girls.
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We've rented
some snow-mobiles.
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Would you like to go for
a ride this afternoon?
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- We'd love to.
- Yeah, that sounds great.
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Geez! Snow-mobiles
are so... Fast and wild.
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I hope there's something
big and strong
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for me to hold on to.
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I think they have seat belts.
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Come with me, Ralph.
I have so much to teach you.
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Hey, everybody! Good news.
Got some new shampoo samples.
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- No.
- Come on, no.
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You have to try it
before I use it in the salon.
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This is the latest shampoo
from "Cesar Bijon."
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It's called,
"Wow, that's some kinda hair."
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Good afternoon, Lamberts!
Say hello to Mr. Lucky.
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Hello, Mr. Lucky.
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Any chance of you ringing
Mr. Doorbell?
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I thought about it.
Just didn't wanna disturb you.
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Anyway... My good luck
streak continues.
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Today in the mail, I received
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a free tube of Super Poligrip.
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Denture adhesive?
How's that good luck?
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Now I don't have to buy my
grandmother a birthday present.
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Well, here's some more
good luck.
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- A free shampoo sample.
- Fabulous!
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Now I don't have to buy my
parents an anniversary gift.
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So, have you guys sent out
your chain letters yet?
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Rich, man, chain letters
are totally bogus, man.
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We're not gonna have
bad luck because we
don't send them out.
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Pull the plug, son.
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Pull the plug. Geez!
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God, God!
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Are you, are you okay...
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- God!
- Geez!
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Mom, my computer's crashing.
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Quick, save everything.
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I broke my nail.
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Sorry.
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Well, well, well.
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Let's see.
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Mr. Lucky.
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Karen, your eyes are like
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two pools of dark fire.
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Say it again.
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Wow, Dana, your
eyes are like...
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...really close together.
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Don't talk, Ralph.
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Just, sit there
and look pretty.
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Hey, guys!
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Check this out.
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He's from some place
called Calderon.
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- Never heard of it.
- I think
it's really small.
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You know, whole thing
is like a church and a goat.
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No. The kingdom of Calderon
has a population of 1.2 million.
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And is the world's largest
exporter of rolled anchovies.
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I, um...
Watch the Discovery Channel.
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So, Al, what does
this prince look like?
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I don't know,
but he's supposed to be
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with two other guys
and they're all supposed
to be total babes.
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- Refill?
- Love one.
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Come here!
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All right, make it fast.
I left Ralph in gear.
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Don't you get it?
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We are with the royal party.
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Phil is the prince
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and Chuck and Ralph
are his royal roadies.
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Wait, wait a minute.
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What makes you think
your guy's the Prince?
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Maybe my guy is the Prince.
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You guys, what are the odds
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that we're with
the royal party?
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Anyway, who cares?
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I'm with a guy
with big muscles.
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Ralph!
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They're on to us. Blast!
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I wanted Karen to like me
for who I am.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we tell them
we're Hootie and the Blowfish?
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You be Hootie, you can blow.
I'll go fishin'.
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Ralph, leave the brain
work to us.
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Sire, here they come.
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Sorry, to,
keep you waiting.
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We didn't mean to be
a royal pain.
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Really?
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- No!
- Yes.
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In fact, he's here right now.
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All hail, Prince Ralph!
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I got the prince.
I got the prince!
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Karen, I command you
to hurry up!
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Better move it, Karen.
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You're not even dressed yet?
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I'm not going out today.
I don't feel good.
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but I've got a date
with a prince.
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You want me to go to the drug
store and get you something?
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No, that's okay.
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00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,920
Well, what? Do you have
like a cold or the flu?
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Look, I'm fine. Just go.
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You're not
really sick, are you?
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You are just jealous because
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Dana got the prince
and you didn't.
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Well, I'd be a much better
princess than Dana.
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I'm benevolent. I'm regal.
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You know, Karen.
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You are acting
like such a spoiled brat.
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I mean, yesterday you thought
that Phil was pretty darn hot
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and then now, today now today
there's some prince in town
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and you're ready to dump him.
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Okay, let's see.
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He's a sweet,
honest, fun-loving,
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decent guy, and you are
a shallow stuck-up snob.
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Yeah, I agree.
He's not right for you.
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- Hey, Rich.
- Hey, B-Man, how's it goin'?
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-Great. Guess what?
-What?
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I just mailed out
my chain letters
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and on the way home,
I found a $100 bill.
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All right. See? Chain letters
are good luck?
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You stick with the old
Halke-meister here
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and pretty soon,
you'll be knee deep
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in sixth grade
chicky pies?
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-All right!
-All right.
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Bad news
for your stepmom.
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What?
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Well, it says here
they recalled all that
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new shampoo that she gave us.
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Apparently it
affects your hair
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in some weird kind of way.
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Morning, Brendan.
Hi, Rich, you're here.
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JT, Rich is here again.
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Mrs. L., I gotta
tell you something
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about your new shampoo.
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00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,117
Yeah, well, I think
it's a winner.
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It tingles, so you really
know it's working.
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00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,296
Well if, what it says
in this paper is true
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I think I know why
they call it, "Wow, that's
some kinda hair."
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Yeah? Well, let's see.
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00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,788
What's the matter?
Why are you staring
at my hair?
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You better take a look.
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00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,624
Honey, what is going...
What?
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What in the name
of Bozo the clown
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have you done to your hair?
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It's a good look
for you, Mr. L.
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How am I supposed
to get chicks when
I look like The Riddler?
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Mother!
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Look at me,
look at me, look at me.
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I'm a freak!
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00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,274
We always knew
you were a freak.
254
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,710
Now you just have orange hair.
255
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,366
Why did this happen?
256
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,194
It's what I've been trying
to tell you. Read the article.
257
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,673
Let me read it.
258
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,762
Let me read it.
259
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,721
My God!
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00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,376
The shampoo turns
your hair orange.
261
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,681
Gee! You think?
262
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,079
Hey, how come you guys
don't have orange hair?
263
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,082
Well, maybe,
we're the only two studs
264
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,519
in this room
who mailed our chain letters.
265
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,869
Yeah, I guess that's why
I didn't use that shampoo.
266
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,697
Yeah, me neither.
I gave mine to my parents.
267
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,789
I gotta go.
268
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,232
Trevor, I was such a fool.
269
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,669
I sought the trappings
of fame and fortune
270
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,106
and now I'm alone.
271
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,588
Beautiful, yes, but
so alone.
272
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,460
Sing it, sister.
273
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,596
Karen, it's me, Phil.
274
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:34,776
Um, you can't come in.
I'm contagious.
275
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
I don't care.
276
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,476
I've wrestled crocodiles
with my bare hands.
277
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,348
I believe I can handle
a runny nose.
278
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,092
Okay, come in.
279
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,227
Don't look at me.
280
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,014
I'm a mess.
281
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,498
I think you look...
Beautiful.
282
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,285
I've brought you some soup.
283
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,590
It's an old family recipe.
284
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:12,727
Phil, this is very
sweet of you, but...
285
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,729
...shouldn't you be spending
time with the prince?
286
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,821
The prince can wait.
287
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,344
It'll make you feel better.
288
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,609
You're being way too nice
289
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,133
and I don't deserve it.
290
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,699
Why not?
291
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,878
Because I'm not really sick.
292
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,144
The truth is...
293
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,669
I was just upset because
you're not the prince.
294
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,370
And, of course, you wanted
to be with a prince.
295
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,027
I'm sorry you
were disappointed.
296
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,466
No. I'm not
disappointed in you.
297
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,906
In fact, I'm pretty lucky
to have someone
298
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,821
who cares enough about me
to bring me soup.
299
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,478
I owe you an apology.
300
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,132
I've been acting
like a real jerk.
301
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,179
It doesn't matter.
302
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,966
Thank you
303
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,534
for being so honest.
304
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,405
Dana!
305
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,109
A woman of my station needn't
tolerate such behavior.
306
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,635
The kid threw a snowball at you.
307
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,158
He was just fooling around.
308
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,731
Karen, darling, if you're well
enough to receive visitors
309
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,343
you're well enough to bow
when the royal party
enters the room.
310
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,302
And you, Phil...
311
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,825
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk,
you of all people
312
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,957
should know to bow
in the presence of...
313
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,571
Dana, he really
doesn't have to bow to me.
314
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:03,011
Of course he does.
315
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,404
You heard me, Phil. Hit it.
316
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,406
Dana, don't talk.
317
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:07,711
Just sit there
and look pretty.
318
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,976
What are you talking about?
319
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,892
I do not have to bow to Ralph.
320
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:18,374
Because the truth is, Ralph is
not the prince of Calderon.
321
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,160
I am.
322
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,205
Let the truth ring out
from shore to shore.
323
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,468
Our Prince Phillipe
is prince once more.
324
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,605
You mean you're really
the prince?
325
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,084
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner,
326
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,826
but I wanted you
to see past the crown
327
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,133
and like me for who I am inside.
328
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,180
I do.
329
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,529
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
330
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,663
If Phil is the Prince
331
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,405
then who's Ralphy boy?
332
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,104
I'm the bodyguard
for the weekend.
333
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,847
You're the bodyguard?
334
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:03,506
And he's thinkin' about
taking me back to Calderon.
335
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,595
And if I get married,
me and the missus
336
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,554
get to live
above the royal stable.
337
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,866
Ralph...
You're a lovely fellow
338
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,782
but I'm not gonna be marrying
anybody's bodyguard, okay?
339
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,745
We do, however, have
the rest of the weekend.
340
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:35,321
And we have the rest
of the weekend as well.
341
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,895
Well, thank you very much.
342
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,419
Okay, good news, Frank.
343
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:51,380
The manufacturer's
sending a rinse.
344
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,382
Mom, Frank.
345
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,689
You'll never guess
what happened to me
this weekend.
346
00:20:55,776 --> 00:21:00,694
What?
347
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,304
He thinks that I am the most
348
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,002
beautiful girl in the world.
349
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,830
I gotta go upstairs
and call all my friends.
350
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:10,007
Karen, Karen. Come here.
351
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,923
Isn't there something
you wanna ask your mom and me?
352
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,275
Yeah.
How was your weekend?
353
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,582
Colorful.
354
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,151
That's nice. I met a prince.
355
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,544
Ciao.
356
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:31,115
Think we should tell her
not to use that shampoo?
357
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,771
Nah!
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