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A-H.
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"T-C-H-Y-E-A-H."
What word is that?
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Tchyeah!
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Okay, then use it in a sentence.
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To be or not to be, tchyeah.
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I'll get it.
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we might as well count tchyeah.
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That's right.
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Hi, mister,
I am selling cookies
for the Buttercup Girls.
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Will you buy some?
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If you buy three boxes,
I get a sticker album.
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I guess I could do that.
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If you buy ten boxes,
I get a teddy bear.
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What the heck,
it's for a good cause?
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If I sell a hundred boxes,
I get a color TV.
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Boy, I'd sure love a color TV
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so I can watch
educational programming.
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I don't think I got
that much cash on me.
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You take visa?
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Hey, everybody,
this guy's got visa!
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There you are.
Yeah.
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Hey, you're not supposed
to eat that.
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Dad wanted us to save
that last Jell-O for him.
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Hey, if dad wanted
to keep food in the house
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he shouldn't had seven kids.
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Okay.
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Hey, hey, where's my Jell-O?
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Brendan ate it.
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-Man.
-Yeah, I told him not to.
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He just kept throwing
the cubes up in the air
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and tried to catch 'em
in his mouth.
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Well, it must've been
a horrible shot.
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He got it all over
your shirt.
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Alright, dad, you got me. Ha-ha.
I took the Jell-O.
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Hey, but look on the bright side
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I'm not in a street gang.
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No gang would have you.
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-Hey, Uncle Frank.
-Yeah?
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- Mail call.
- Thanks.
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I also got you
a complimentary case
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of Buttercup Girl cookies.
Ha ha.
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You gotta try the mint, man,
they'll go killer with that
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cherry Jell-O you've been saving
for yourself.
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Hey, Uncle Frank,
what'd you do?
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Throw the Jell-O at JT?
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Here's a letter
from the college
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addressed to the parents
of J.T. Lambert.
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That's probably for me,
that's the, football tickets
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I bought for this
weekend's game.
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But why would
they send them to me?
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Well, I guess they wanted
to let you know
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I was going to that game.
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Give me that.
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JT, this is an academic
probation notice.
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That's gotta be
some kind of mistake, man.
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I mean, they only send that to
losers and slackers. I mean...
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It says here
you've got two Ds
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an F and an incomplete.
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Buddy,
you got problems.
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JT, how did this happen?
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College is really unfair,
I mean, you're supposed
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to show up
and turn in your homework
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even though
nobody is checking up on you.
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I mean, they treat you
like you're an adult.
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I can't work that way.
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This is not funny, JT.
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I've got six other kids
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I've gotta
put through college.
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if you don't try
and do better than this.
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If you don't buckle down
and try better in school,
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I'm gonna yank you out
and make you get a job.
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Bummer.
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Hey, look at the bright side
JT, man. Ha ha.
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With grades like that,
you'll never get a job.
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Girls, I was just reading
the most interesting article
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in this magazine.
It's about this teenage girl
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who didn't wait
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until she was married
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and it ruined
her entire life.
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Well, gee, mom, I wish
I had seen that article
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six to eight weeks ago.
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Just kidding!
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Hey, guys.
You know my friend, Tina.
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-Yeah, hi.
-Hi.
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Carol, we have a big favor
to ask you.
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-Sure.
-Can you shave our heads?
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And dye our scalps purple?
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Is there some reason
for this sudden interest
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in looking like circus freaks?
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We're just tired
of blending in
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with all these other girls
at school, you know.
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They're all boring and lame-o.
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You know, like Dana and Karen.
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I'll shave your head off.
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Maybe we could get tattoos.
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Yeah, tattoos are really cool.
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tattooing or any other
aftermarket alterations done
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to your bodies, okay?
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Keep it down.
Studying in here.
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JT, it's you.
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No, man, I just dozed off.
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I've been studying this stuff
about five hours.
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Five hours? That's impressive.
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I had no idea
you learned how to tell time.
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Yeah, well,
you're just a stupidhead.
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I'm very good
when I first wake up.
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-JT.
-Hey, Rich.
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-How's that broken foot?
-What broken foot?
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Listen,
I just brought us something
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that's gonna make us both
very happy.
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I have in my hand
tomorrow's history test
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complete with answers.
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Man, where did you get that?
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Remember the money
I was saving up for a tutor?
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I bought a cheat sheet instead.
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And I made you a copy.
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- Man, you got the answers?
- Yeah.
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Look, man, look,
I don't wanna use that.
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I don't wanna cheat. Here.
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Why not?
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Because I have been studying.
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Studying?
That's a good one.
"I've been studying."
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like a thousand times.
I think I finally got it down.
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JT, your, your dad
is gonna pull you
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out of school
if you flunk this test.
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This is no time
to start relying on your brain.
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Rich, I am telling you, man,
I am ready for this test.
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Stop that! Geez!
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Now, look,
all I'm saying
is why take a chance?
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We have a sure thing
right here, man.
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I mean, think about it.
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Here, sure thing.
Here, big gamble.
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Forget it, Rich,
I am not usin'
this thing, alright?
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JT, you are passing up
a chance of a lifetime.
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Opportunity is knocking.
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For God sake, man,
answer the door!
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Rich, rela-relax, man, relax.
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For the first time in my life
I'm doin' something right.
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I'm not gonna screw it up.
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Fine, fine, go ahead.
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Take the test legit.
See if I care.
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is not college material anyway.
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-Yes, yes, yes.
-What's up, JT?
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Finally figured out that
little hole in your underpants
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goes in the front?
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No, but check this out.
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Question is,
do you know what that is?
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And can you name a word
that begins with that letter?
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I could think of two.
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Bite me, Barky.
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So, what was this,
a true and false test
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and you guessed and got lucky?
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All 500 pages.
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What's this?
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I don't know, what is it?
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Looks like a cheat sheet.
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Complete with the answers.
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Hey, hey, th-that's not mine.
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Let me guess,
LAPD planted it on you.
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No. Look, you don't understand.
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Well, Rich Halke offered to me,
but I turned it down
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because I studied
for the test.
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JT, yeah, right!
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-I'm telling you--
-I can't believe you.
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You're the worst cheater
I've ever met.
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-I'm tellin'--
-No, first of all...
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey. Hey.
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I got a B on my history test,
so Dana accused me of cheating
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because this fell
out of the book.
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What is this?
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It's a cheat sheet.
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You had a cheat sheet?
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Well, yeah,
bu-but it's not mine.
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JT, I just thought of another
word that begins with B.
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Busted.
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Dad, come on, man, I swear,
i-it belongs to my friend Rich.
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He must have left his book here
by mistake.
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Knock it off, JT.
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But, dad,
I'm tellin' you the truth.
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Really,
which truth is that, son?
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Is it the truth
you told me about the Jell-O
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or is it the truth you told me
about the probation letter?
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-Dad, this is different.
-No.
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out of school,
and you're gettin' a job.
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Guys, I need to borrow
the car keys.
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Where you going?
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I don't have
to tell you everything.
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I know
what she won't tell us.
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She's gonna go
do something stupid.
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Like get her head shaved.
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You're gonna go get a tattoo,
aren't you?
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Look-look, just give me
the keys, alright?
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Well, only if you guys tell her!
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Look, just promise me
you're not gonna tell her.
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Thank you so much.
I owe you guys big time.
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Well, hey,
what are sisters for, right?
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Let's go tell mom.
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But you just promised
you wouldn't.
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Well, we'll have to tell her
in some other way then
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because there are some things
she has to know about.
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No, wait.
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You're not gonna tell her
about that dream I had
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about me and Tom Cruise
and Brad Pitt
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and Antonio Banderas
at the beach, are you?
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No, no, that one's too good.
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-Mom.
-Yeah?
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Okay, what is it?
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I just wanted to tell you that
I would never get a tattoo.
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Me neither.
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And neither would Lily.
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...that makes three
of the four girls in this house
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that are not getting tattoos.
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We would check with Al,
but she is downtown
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where there's a tattoo parlor.
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Thank you.
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Feed the baby,
put her down for a nap.
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And,
she likes to hear a story
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while she's having lunch.
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-Okay, Lily.
-Come here, Lil.
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Here's the story
about the beautiful princess
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and the day she spent at the
beach with Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt
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and Antonio Banderas.
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In speedos.
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Al?
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Man, I should've known better
than to trust
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the blab sisters.
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Look, Al, I know you're trying
to find a way to stand out
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but I really don't think
a tattoo is the answer.
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It's a very permanent thing--
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So what?
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But what if
you change your mind later on?
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I mean, this is something
you could regret
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the rest of your life.
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No, I'm just telling you this
because it's true.
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Yeah? How would you know?
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Because I-I-I, I know.
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That's a great answer.
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I got a tattoo.
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and I've never seen a tattoo.
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Yeah, well, it's not exactly in
a place that gets a lot of sun.
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-You're bluffing.
-I wish.
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My God!
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Who's Wolfie?
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He was a foreign exchange
student I dated
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when I was in high school.
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His name was Wolfgang Reinhardt.
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He told me that tattoos
were very stylish in Europe.
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So I got one.
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Then a month later he dumped me
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Guess you would've been
better off
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just getting
an ID bracelet?
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00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,583
Look, Al, I know
when you're young
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things seem like a good idea
255
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,979
but you really have
to ask yourself one question.
256
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Do you really wanna spend
the rest of your life
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with graffiti
all over your body?
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00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,949
Well, I guess I don't.
259
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863
Well, then come on,
let's get outta here.
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- Carol?
- Yeah?
261
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,090
-Can I ask you something?
-Sure.
262
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,745
What does my dad
think of your tattoo?
263
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,443
Well, he's okay
with it, actually.
264
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,445
As long as
I call him Wolfie.
265
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,714
I am sorry I asked.
266
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,506
Hey, Cody,
what are you doin', man?
267
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,030
Hey, hey, I'm using some
Buttercup Girl cookies
268
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,076
in my favorite recipes, man.
269
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,556
Dig it.
Cookie tuna casserole.
270
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,388
-What's that?
-Well...
271
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,955
Yeah.
272
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,392
All right!
273
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,572
So what's with
the long face, man?
274
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,097
You look like you're dragging
lower than Bill Clinton's butt
275
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,837
after a trip
to McDonald's, man.
276
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,406
I don't know, I just don't
understand why my dad
277
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,452
doesn't think I'm telling
the truth about this test.
278
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,454
Yeah.
279
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,283
Well, hey, man, maybe it'll help
if we, look at things
280
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,545
from Uncle Frank's
point of view.
281
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,939
Hey, dig it.
282
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,551
And I'm gonna try and grab
ahold of his perspective.
283
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,381
Dude,
cool chair, man.
284
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:22,345
Sorry, okay,
back to the business at hand.
285
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,826
Now, let's pretend
I'm Uncle Frank.
286
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,176
You're my son. Okay.
287
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,048
Now, since
you've started talking
288
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,920
you lied to me pretty much
every chance you got.
289
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,878
That'll be like when you drew
on the wall with your crayons
290
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,925
you blamed it
on your little sister.
291
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,927
And when you broke the lamp
in the living room,
292
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:43,105
you blamed it on your brother.
293
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,544
Dude, this doesn't
look good for you.
294
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,288
So what are you saying?
That I'm a no-good lying weasel?
295
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,769
Dude, that's a pretty harsh
thing to say.
296
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,989
Unfortunately, it's the truth.
297
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,211
Well, thanks a lot, Cody,
I thought you were my friend.
298
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,127
Dude,
I am your friend, bro...
299
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,956
Well, again, man, if you want
people to believe in you
300
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,828
you kinda gotta tell the truth
on a regular basis.
301
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,008
I'm sure you two guys
got a lot to talk about.
302
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,054
I'm gonna run down
to the Szechuan Palace
303
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,187
see if they wanna buy
one of my recipes off of me.
304
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,363
Dig it. Kung Pao Cookies.
305
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,367
I love this.
306
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,022
Hey, dad, I-I gotta talk to you.
307
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,634
Look, I know I don't exactly
have the best track record
308
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,505
in the book when it comes
to telling the truth
309
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,941
but, dad, you gotta believe me
this time, man.
310
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,030
I did not cheat on the test.
311
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,250
Then what were those answers
doing in your book?
312
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,426
It wasn't my book.
It was my friend's book.
313
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,559
JT, you can do
better than that.
314
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,430
That's an excuse
out of the fourth grade.
315
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,215
Like my dog ate my homework.
316
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,868
Dad, I know it sounds lame,
but this time
317
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,088
you have to believe me.
318
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,873
Son, I have spent a lot of time
wanting to believe you.
319
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,488
I'm not sure there's
a reason to believe you.
320
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,758
-Hey, Mr. L.
-Hey-Hey, R.
321
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,196
Hey, look, man,
I'm kinda busy right now
322
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,806
so I'll just
talk to you later, okay?
323
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,939
Yeah, no problem,
I-I just came to bring
324
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,506
your, your history book back.
325
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,072
I think I left mine here
by mistake the other day?
326
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,425
Yeah, your book's right over
there, man.
327
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,166
Thank you.
328
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,298
Geez, I'm sorry
I got our books mixed up.
329
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,045
Well, see ya!
330
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,528
See ya.
331
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,401
So...
332
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,448
It was his book?
333
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,189
Yup.
334
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,452
Boy.
335
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,324
JT, when you're a parent
336
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,587
you, you make a lot of mistakes.
337
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,334
-It's okay, dad.
-No, it's not okay.
338
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,076
You were telling the truth.
I pretty much called you a liar.
339
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,339
I'm sorry.
340
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,950
It's not your fault, dad, I...
341
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:17,128
I mean, for 20 years I have been
pretty much of a liar.
342
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,043
If I were you, I,
wouldn't believe me either.
343
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,961
From right now, clean slate.
344
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,965
-Yeah.
-Hey, you know what?
345
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,967
I am starving
and I have stashed away
346
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,055
a submarine sandwich.
347
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,361
You wanna split it?
348
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,493
Dad?
349
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,587
You ate it, didn't you?
350
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,634
Yeah.
351
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,549
Why don't I take you out
for a pizza?
352
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:51,902
Let's go, kid. Come on.
353
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,655
Don't got milk.
354
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,973
-Hi, Mr. Cody.
-Hey, there, little Buttercup.
355
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,932
I just finished up the last
of your delicious cookies.
356
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,370
Here. This is for you.
357
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:27,198
Thanks to all the cookies you
bought, I won a trip to Hawaii.
358
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:34,118
Well, you know the Buttercups
359
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,642
I know, that's why
I wanted to tell you
360
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,165
about this month's special.
361
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,648
We're selling Peanut Brittle.
362
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,781
If you buy three boxes,
I get a pencil case.
363
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,481
If you buy ten boxes,
I get a book bag.
364
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,178
-If you buy a hundred--
-Alright.
365
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:58,839
Hey, little dudettes,
Codeman's got visa!
366
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,410
There you go.
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