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Hey, you guys.
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I came up with a product.
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It's gonna full-on make me
a millionaire, okay?
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Heh. It's totally original
and unique, all right?
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It's gonna blow you away.
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I call it "greeting cards."
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I don't think
you're the first one
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out of the chute with that idea.
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Yeah, right. Well, sure.
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Hah. But what about
all those other holidays
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that other people don't give
a hoot about, right?
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Dig it, that's where
my greeting cards come in.
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Cody, this is a hamburger.
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Ha! Correction, little cuz.
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That's a greeting card
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for National Fast Food Workers
Appreciation Day.
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Look at
the beef patty, man.
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I carved in
a little inscription.
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"Roses are red,
violets are black.
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"Thanks for washing your hands
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"before you make my Big Mac."
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That's it.
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Well, Frank,
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if I'd known
all these couples are...
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I mean, really, we look old
enough to be their parents.
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Come on, honey,
we are not that old, okay?
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Mrs. Lambert?
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Hi, I'm Patti Richardson.
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I was in Buttercup Girls
with Dana.
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You were my den mother.
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Well...
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Well, boy, look at you.
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All grown up.
And with a baby.
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- Frank.
- What?
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This is Patti Richardson.
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She was in Buttercups
with Dana.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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And this is my husband, Skippy.
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Skippy.
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And this is our son,
Skippy Junior.
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This must be
Dana's little cutie pie.
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Well, actually,
she's our little cutie pie.
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You two had a baby?
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No way!
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Well, luckily,
Medicare paid for it.
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You know, I saw
a Sally Jessy
about this.
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I think it was called
"Women Who Have Babies
In Their Twilight Years."
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Isn't that nice?
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Okay, everybody,
welcome to family playtime.
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The first thing I want to do
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is have everybody give
Mr. Playtime a great big kiss.
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Well, hello, Mr. Playtime.
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Frank, I think
she means the children.
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I'm sorry,
it is my first time.
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Don't worry about it,
we're just glad you're here.
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It's always nice
to meet the grandparents.
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Actually, we're the parents.
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Well...
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Okay, let's move along to our
first family playtime activity,
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horsey races.
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And mommies, you hold
the babies in the saddle.
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Geez, my back!
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Woo!
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Yes, two more graduates
of the Ace Ventura Charm School.
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All righty, then.
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Darn it all to heck!
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Stand back, everybody.
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Snow White's having a meltdown.
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I'm sorry you had to witness
that outburst of foul language.
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But I'm so ticked off
at Tiffany Fisher.
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Isn't Tiffany Fisher
one of your best friends?
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She knew
that I had my heart set
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She got him
to ask her instead.
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Darn.
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Darn, double darn!
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You know, chicks are always
back-stabbin' each other.
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Another example of how
men are superior to women.
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Another pearl of wisdom
from Spud the talking potato.
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Look, all I'm saying is,
guys would never
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trash a friendship
over some stupid chick.
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Exactly, J.T.,
buds are thicker than babes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, right,
all some girl would have to do
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is come in here
and bat her eyelashes
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and the two of you would be
at each other's throats.
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There is no girl
who could ever
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come between me
and my buddy Rich.
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Right on, J.T.
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You're beautiful, man.
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I love you, buddy.
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Come on, man,
let's go watch some tube.
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Bikini Carwash.
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Maybe we'll see some
nifty headlights.
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Can you believe those jerks?
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God, I would love
to blow a hole in their
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stupid "Buds are thicker
than babes" theory.
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I've got an idea.
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What is it?
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No, no, we couldn't.
It's too mean, it's cruel.
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J.T. and Rich
would be humiliated.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, Uncle Frank, dude.
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Check it out, man.
I got a new greeting card.
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It's for National B.O. Day?
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Cody,
this is a can of deodorant.
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Well, yeah, dude,
take off the cap.
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Look inside, bro.
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It's gonna blow you away.
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"Roses are red.
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"Carnations are pink.
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"I love you, man,
but, dude, you stink."
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I'll take two.
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I got a couple of French guys
working in my crew.
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All right.
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All right,
double stinker
for Uncle Frank.
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Frank.
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You know, the ones
from our playtime class.
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And they want us to get together
with them Saturday night.
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Kenny and Bonnie,
which ones are they?
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has the bad back just like you.
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Anyway, they want us
to go to the Cobra Pit.
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Cobra pit,
What's a cobra pit?
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Uncle Frank, man,
it's like the coolest
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new grunge rock club
in town, man.
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Hey, besides, hey,
you get a chance to see
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People Puking Their Guts Out.
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Why would I wanna see that?
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'Cause that's
the name of the band.
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People Puking Their Guts Out.
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They're like the coolest new
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grunge rock band around,
man, heh.
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Hey, a word to the wise,
old man.
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You don't wanna sit
in the front row
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unless you're wearing a poncho.
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Well, I know
it's not our kind of place
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I just don't want
our daughter growing up
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thinking her parents are
a couple of old fuddy-duddies.
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Hey, hey, hey,
I am not a fuddy-duddy.
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All right, okay, what
is Hootie & the Blowfish?
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It is what's
on Discovery Channel
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after Shark Week.
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Fuddy-duddy.
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Frank, Hootie & the Blowfish
just happens to be
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the biggest, hippest rock band
in the country.
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And you would know that
if you watch MTV
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like I did this morning.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Okay, I'll call.
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-Hey, Cody.
-Dude.
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Bro, just wear
what you're wearin' now.
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But, two minor adjustments
I would make...
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Rip that down here and...
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Yeah, you're cool. Hey.
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Put a little spit in you hair,
you'll be stylin'.
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Come on, Uncle Frank.
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The chicks will be all over you.
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Are you eating candy
in here or something?
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It smells like fruit.
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No, man,
those are Lilly's pacifiers.
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They're pretty good,
they come in fruit flavors.
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Are you out of your mind?
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No, they're really good, here.
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Check it out,
this one's strawberry.
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Knock yourself out, man.
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Good,
the boys are up from their naps.
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We were just testing,
Lilly's pacifiers.
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You know,
safety reasons. Right?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Dana, you didn't tell me
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this is where all
the cute guys hang out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're just infested with them.
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This is J.T., my stepbrother
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and his wacky sidekick,
Rich Halke.
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Hi, I'm Brandi.
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Brandi, ha-ha,
that rhymes with handy.
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And candy.
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That too.
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And Rich Halke.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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The sweater's all mine.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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The sweater's a pleasure.
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It's a pleasure-sweater.
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Um...
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Brandi, why don't you
have a seat
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- So...
- Brandi.
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Into astronomy?
Yeah, me too.
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I'm a Virgo.
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That's astrology, you moron.
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Astronomy is the study
of the astronauts.
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You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
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Is there any chance I can get
something cool to drink?
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I'll get it.
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You're not gettin' nothing,
it's my house!
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I'll get the glass.
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Don't call me peewee,
I hate it when you call me that!
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Wow, you were right,
they fell for it.
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Of course, they fell for it,
are you kidding?
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Those morons would have to study
all night to pass a urine test.
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Hey, J.T.
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Don't ask me why,
but for some reason
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Brandi Hartman has not
stopped talking about you.
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Really?
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Go figure.
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"J.T., I want you.
Call me. Hurry. Brandi."
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God, I gotta call her!
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Yup, J.T. Lambert's
about to step
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into the big leagues
of love, ha!
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Ho-ho, you're about
to step into it, all right.
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Hello, Brandi.
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Well, look, what do
you say we go out tonight?
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You can't? Why not?
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Rich Halke?
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Well, he's lying.
I don't have any secrets.
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I am too anatomically
correct.
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Well...
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Then there's a few things
you need to know
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before you go out with Rich.
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Well, yeah, for starters
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Yeah, it's bad--
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Get off the phone!
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Hey, he's lying,
he's just jealous.
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You know how guys get
about that...
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So what?
He wears his mom's underpants.
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I'll call you back.
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You slime ball!
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Where'd you get off
telling Brandi
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I dress in my mom's panties?
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Hey, you told her I don't
have all my guy parts, man.
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You stink!
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-Me?
-Yeah, man.
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I finally find a chick
who's got the hots for me
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and you go behind my back
and try to screw it up.
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Hots for you?
Brandi's got the hots for me.
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- Yeah?
- Yes!
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"J.T., I want you.
Call me. Hurry."
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Um, I got
the exact same note.
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Dana gave it to me after class.
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Wait a minute.
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Dana gave me my note, too.
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someone's trying to make us
the butt of their joke?
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Yeah, and Barky
is the butt master.
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This really ticks me off.
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I can't believe
we fell for this!
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Yeah, well,
like they say, Rich...
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Don't get mad, we get even.
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I like the way
you think, buddy.
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Between the two of us,
we've got one brain.
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Woo!
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Carol, isn't this place
righteous?
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Yeah, totally ragin'.
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My God.
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00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,976
Excuse me.
255
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,455
Excuse me, coming through.
256
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,632
Ho-ho, excuse me,
excuse me.
257
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,243
Excuse me, thank you.
258
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,636
I love your hair, Carol,
it's like...
259
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,378
So filthy.
260
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,598
Yeah, well, it took four hours
to get it this way.
261
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,255
I think there's something
wrong with the speakers,
262
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:12,085
they sound blown out!
263
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,435
It's a big hit,
it's called Train Wreck.
264
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,919
Hank Williams.
265
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,662
Don't you listen
to anyone a little younger?
266
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,838
Hank Williams, Jr.
267
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,451
He's so funny.
268
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,676
They're playing
Nails On A Chalkboard.
269
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,984
I love this song!
270
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,159
What's crunch dancing?
271
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,118
Come on, we'll show you.
272
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,252
You just kinda stretch...
273
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,254
Just crunch.
274
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,343
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
275
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,477
You wanna fight?
We can take it outside, pal.
276
00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:00,089
He's not fighting, Frank, he
just wants to crunch with you.
277
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,351
Hey, little man!
278
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,310
You're starting to tick me off.
279
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,273
Fun? I think these people
are rioting here...
280
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,971
Come on, Frank!
281
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,624
Just go with the flow.
282
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,767
my back.
283
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,552
New dance!
284
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,524
Here we go.
285
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:44,655
Thanks.
286
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,138
It's too bad you guys
have to call it a night.
287
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,574
It's only 3:00 a.m.
288
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,576
Yeah, sorry I'm so beat.
289
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,970
I just over-crunched
at the club.
290
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,060
Bummer.
291
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,192
down at Sheboygan.
292
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,368
It's called Hell.
293
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,807
Well, I'll tell you what.
294
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,115
Why don't the two of you
just go to Hell without us?
295
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,946
Okay, cool.
296
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,428
Well, I'd walk you to the door
297
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,908
but I'm getting
kinda cramped up.
298
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,736
So, bye.
299
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,912
Well, then I guess we'll just
see you in class nest week.
300
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,742
Bye.
301
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830
Bye.
302
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,402
Well... I thought
303
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,840
that was an interesting evening.
304
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:45,673
Carol, I was punched,
I was kicked,
305
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,370
and some freak bit me
on the ankle
306
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,329
and asked me out
for cappuccino.
307
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,683
Well, okay,
I guess it was a little strange.
308
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,772
But I just don't want Lilly
growing up
thinking her parents
309
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,470
are a couple of boring geezers.
310
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:06,781
Carol.
311
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,653
we're a couple
of boring old geezers.
312
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,960
Mick Jagger's kids think
he's a boring old geezer.
313
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,660
Yeah, I guess we should
just be who we are?
314
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:20,925
Yeah.
315
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,624
My 18 hour bra gave up
on me three hours ago.
316
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,021
I'm sick of you, peewee!
317
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,591
Don't call me "peewee!"
318
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,594
I'll call you whatever I want,
you traitor.
319
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:41,946
What's the problem, guys?
320
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,687
Yes, why don't you tell
this big goon
321
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:47,169
to stay away from Brandi?
322
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,563
Yeah, right.
323
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,436
want with a dipstick like you?
324
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,395
Guys, whatever happened
325
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,092
to "Buds are thicker
than babes?"
326
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,094
Well,
that was before I found out
327
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,227
J.T was such
a low life scuzzbucket.
328
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,099
If you'll excuse me,
I'm outta here.
329
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,318
Don't you leave!
330
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,581
Get back over here!
331
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,805
Take it back!
332
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,851
No way, scuzzbucket!
333
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,462
You're gonna
pay for that, pal.
334
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,074
That hurt!
335
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,293
You think that hurt?
336
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,252
Well, wait till you feel this.
337
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,776
No-no, J.T.,
put down the shovel, man.
338
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,431
Now, come on, you're scarin' me.
339
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,910
No! No!
340
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,572
Rich! Rich! Wake up!
341
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,922
Wake up, man! Rich, God!
342
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:47,882
Dana, you gotta help me!
343
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,015
What did you do?
344
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,757
and I lost my mind and...
345
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:54,932
and now he's not breathing.
346
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,978
We gotta do something.
347
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,284
Do you know CPR?
348
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,156
Well, yeah, of course.
349
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,245
Go help him, I'll call 911.
350
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,986
My God.
351
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,117
Yes.
352
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,340
Well, he's got a heartbeat.
Rich, come on.
353
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,734
Come on, breathe for me.
Breathe, come on, Rich.
354
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,562
The paramedics
are on their way.
355
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,477
He's got a pulse,
but he's not breathing.
356
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,000
God, we're losing him.
357
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,307
Dana, Dana,
do something!
358
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,873
Give him, mouth to mouth.
Hurry, hurry.
359
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,571
Right, right, okay. Okay.
360
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,271
J.T., I'm so sorry,
this is all my fault.
361
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,794
Okay, just don't talk,
just keep breathing!
362
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:34,711
Keep breathing!
363
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,236
Shut up, don't talk, save him,
save my little buddy!
364
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,335
I am alive!
365
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,470
Dana, you did it,
it's a miracle.
366
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,342
You brought my buddy back!
367
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,821
And I got it all on film.
368
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:01,260
You!
369
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,479
You're despicable!
370
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,003
Don't forget brilliant.
371
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,918
That's right, Dana, you know,
you are one hot little kisser.
372
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,833
I bet you could bring lots
of guys back to life.
373
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,098
Where are you goin'?
374
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,752
Inside, to boil my lips!
375
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104
She likes me.
376
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,332
Hey, you guys know
where I could find some matches?
377
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,203
Um, try the drawer
right there.
378
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,292
Right on.
379
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:36,817
What do you need 'em for?
380
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,819
National Demolition Workers Day.
381
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:44,346
Yeah, man, you know...
382
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,000
who serve mankind
by wrappin' the yellow tape
383
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,523
around condemned buildings
and then blowing them
384
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,046
to kingdom come.
385
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,312
Talk about
your explosive ideas.
386
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,183
I love it.
387
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,494
Nah.
388
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,198
Ho-ho-ho. Yeah.
389
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:11,504
That worked great.
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