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Hey, dude.
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-What's up, Code?
-Hey, what's happening?
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Not too much, man.
I'm looking for a job
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but the only thing
I'm qualified for
is telephone sales.
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So what's wrong with that?
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They want me to sell
hearing aids over the phone.
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No way, there's gotta be
something better than that.
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Let me take a look.
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Do you have
any knowledge
of word processing
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or any other computer skills?
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I got to level 9
on Donkey Kong.
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Dude, I don't think
that's gonna get you
65 grand a year, though.
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Let's see here.
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College degree? No.
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Responsible adult.
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Don't think so.
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Here's one, dude.
Check this out.
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"Welcome to the exciting world
of medical technology."
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"If you're willing to submit
to virtually painless
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"brain experimentation..."
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Look, "You can earn
up to five bucks an hour."
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No way, man.
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Dude, you're on your own.
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I know a good job
when I see one.
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Man, I'm gonna go see
if I can get my brain a job.
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-Hi, honey.
-Hi.
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- Look what I got you.
- Flowers?
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-Yeah, and?
-Candy.
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Yeah, your favorite.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Come on, can't a guy
just bring his wife
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flowers and candy?
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And, and, and a $10 bill.
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Okay, Frank, spill it.
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Well, my mother's
coming for a visit...
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God!
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Well, honey, she just
wants to see the baby.
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That's just an excuse.
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The real reason she comes
is to make me miserable.
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You know, I say black,
she says white.
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I say high, she says low.
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She contradicts
everything I say.
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-No, she doesn't.
-See, you're just like her.
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Well, I can't just call her up
and tell her not to come.
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Why not?
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Because that's her now.
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You knew she was coming,
Frank, and you didn't tell me.
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That's right, because
I knew you would act
exactly like this.
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Yeah, well, if she starts
telling me what to do
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I am not gonna be nice to her.
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You just do anything you want.
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-Fine. Fine.
-Fine. Fine.
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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How nice to see you.
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I hope I'm not arriving
at a bad time.
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No, no, no, no.
You're always welcome here.
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- Hi, ma.
- Frank.
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-How's my sweet little angel?
-Well, I'm fine.
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Not you, the baby. Where's
my newest granddaughter?
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Yeah, she's upstairs.
Come on in, ma.
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Hey, everybody, Nanna's here!
Come on down.
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They are gonna be
so surprised to see you.
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Hi, Nanna.
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This can't be Brendan.
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You're so big. It must be JT.
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Nope, it's me! And guess what.
I made the honor roll.
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You're right.
You're not JT.
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Hi, grandma.helen/.com.
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Grandma-dot-what?
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We've been exchanging e-mail.
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And we've even surfed
the internet together.
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By the way,
thanks for downloading
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Teri Hatcher's picture for me.
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I thought
it was a baseball player.
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Look, Lily, it's Nanna.
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My!
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Come to me,
my little darling.
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Hi, JT.
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Yeah, Nanna's really cool.
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She sends you money
on your birthday.
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Only until you're 18.
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Wait a minute...
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You mean I'm off the payroll?
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But I was countin'
on that money.
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I still don't have a job yet.
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Come on, you guys, go out
and get Nanna's luggage.
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Bring it in.
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Let them do it.
They're still getting paid.
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Come on, go!
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She is the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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-Well, thank you.
-Aw...
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You know, um, this blanket
seems a little rough.
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I know it's none
of my business,
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but, what sort of
fabric softener are you using?
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Light And Fluffy.
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That's your
problem right there.
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Mommy isn't using a liquid.
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But have no fear, Nanna's here
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and Nanna's going to
teach Mommy how to do
all the right things.
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Al, if I did my hair like this
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and got a really good tan
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would I look like Pocahontas?
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You're scary.
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Guys.
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I just signed us up
for a class that
every woman should take.
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How to tell
if a diamond is real?
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No.
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A woman's self-defense class.
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It's taught
by the police department.
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I think it is
every woman's responsibility
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to learn to defend herself
against an attacker.
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Wait a minute, Dana.
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Is this one of those classes
where you learn
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how to kick a guy in the groin
and bring him to his knees?
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-Yeah.
-Cool, I'm in.
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All right!
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I don't know. This doesn't
sound like much fun.
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Karen, this isn't about fun.
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This is about women
standing up and saying,
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"We're not gonna
be victims any more."
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It's about the sisterhood
banding together and saying,
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"Mess with me
at your own risk."
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Will there be
any cute guys there?
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Sure, it's a self-defense
class and mixer.
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Man, I'm telling you,
this is gonna be
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the easiest money I ever made.
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Yeah, I got this great gig
being a sparring dummy
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for some chick
self-defense class.
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Yeah, yeah,
it's taught by the police.
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They put me
in this padded suit.
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I get to attack
all the women in the class
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while they try
and fight me off.
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Talk about
your dream job?
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What are you laughin' about?
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Nothing.
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It was just Barky.
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Okay, Lily, come on,
burp for mommy.
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Carol, sweetie, you don't
wanna pat her like that.
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What you wanna do is rub her
back in a circular motion
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very gently, like this.
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Helen, you know,
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I do have some experience
in burping babies,
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and the way you're doing it
just doesn't work.
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There.
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That was a good one.
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By the way, dear,
have you, um, thought about
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what sort of solid food
you want to start her out on?
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Yeah, I thought
I'd start her on carrots.
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Really?
Have you thought about peas?
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I started Frank out
on peas and he's loved
them ever since.
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Frank hates peas.
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Maybe it's the just the way
you prepare them.
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I'll give you my recipe.
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Lily's gonna
love Nanna's peas.
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Not as much as you're gonna
love Mommy's carrots.
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Well, how are
my three favorite girls?
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Frank,
I'm so glad you're here.
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Carol and I
are just discussing
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what sort of solid food
to start the baby out on.
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Yeah, Frank, I think
she should start on carrots,
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but your mother thinks
she should start on peas.
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What do you think, Frank?
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Yeah, what do you think?
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What do I think?
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Why, why not both?
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Why not both?
All goes down the little tube
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and ends up
in the diaper, anyway.
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Look. You got a letter
from the babysitting
service, honey.
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A babysitter?
You got six kids.
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What do you need
a babysitter for?
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Well, I need someone
to look after Lily
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when I go back to work.
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You're going back to work?
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Frank, you're not gonna
let her go back
to work, are you?
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- He is not letting me
do anything.
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I want to work. I like
to work. Tell her, Frank.
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she loves to work.
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And, and I love her.
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Yeah, but I love you too.
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I just love everybody.
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All I'm saying is,
I don't feel good
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about your going back to work
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and having
my little granddaughter
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raised by a complete stranger.
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Come on, darling.
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You and Nanna are gonna go
for a little walk.
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Hmph.
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Well, Uncle Frank,
I'd hate to be in your shoes.
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Well, I don't blame you, Cody.
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Who'd want to be
caught between
his mother and his wife?
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I didn't mean that. I mean,
I hate those shoes, dude.
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I mean,
yeah, you know.
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Well, sure,
that wife-mom thing
is a drag, too, I guess.
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-Yo, Codeman!
-Hey, hey, hey!
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It's Nanna-Nanna-Bo-Bana!
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If I had a book,
I'd give to grandma.
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I love her more than
green eggs and ham-a.
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What've you been up to?
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Well, I have just
finished rewashing
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all of Lily's clothes
with the new fabric softener.
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Man,
Nanna's fabric softener!
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Gotta love that?
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I'm glad you said that.
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I did your sheets too.
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Buddy!
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You're the best Nanna
in the whole world.
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I'm gonna sleep
like a baby tonight. Dude.
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Dear.
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Frank,
after I have finished
putting away Lily's clothes
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I'm gonna make you a big pot
of your favorite pea soup.
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Yeah, ma, ma, listen.
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I, I think we need
to have a little talk.
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If it's about Carol going back
to work, I was wrong.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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If she she wants to work,
that's her choice.
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Well, I'm really glad
to hear you say that.
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And I'm sorry
that I acted so emotionally.
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It's just that I...
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Well, I really
couldn't handle the thought
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of some stranger taking care
of my little Lily.
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Well, you don't have
to worry about that.
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But I do.
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And that's why I have decided
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to move to Port Washington
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and be the baby's
nanny myself.
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Great!
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I knew you'd be pleased.
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I'll let you tell Carol
the good news.
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She'll flip.
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I'm a dead man.
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All right,
everybody on your feet,
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and pretend
you're being grabbed at
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by an imaginary male attacker.
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Now remember, it's elbow,
stomp, flip, punch!
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Ready? Go!
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Excuse me. Paula Abdul!
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This is a self-defense class,
it's, not Dance Fever.
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I'm just trying to give it
some pizazz.
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There's no pizazz involved
here, sugar-britches.
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It's all about survival.
That means fighting dirty.
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That's bitin', scratchin',
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crushin' windpipes
and kicking groin.
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Yes! Empowerment!
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Now I think
it's time we practiced
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on a real-life dirtbag.
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Lambert, get out here.
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Okay, ladies.
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Who wants a piece of me?
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Me! Me! Me! Pick me!
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What are you guys doing here?
251
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,106
Learning to defend ourselves
against vermin like you.
252
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,978
You two know each other?
253
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,198
Sort of.
Our parents are married.
254
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,463
Well, you'll have to forget
about those personal feelings
255
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,074
and just look at him as some
vicious lowlife scumball.
256
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,425
I don't think there'll be
any problem with that.
257
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,385
Alrighty then, let's rumble!
Ladies, take a seat.
258
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,388
Foster, come here.
259
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,567
All right, now pretend you're
walking down a dark street.
260
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,829
Lambert, attack her.
261
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,660
Hyah!
262
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,287
That felt great.
263
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,901
Now listen.
Most important thing.
264
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,772
Once you get a guy down,
don't let him up.
265
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,904
You gotta hit him like this.
266
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,822
Like this?
267
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,958
-I think she's got it now.
-Okay.
268
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,786
Nice job, hairball.
On your feet.
269
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,355
All right, ladies.
Line up. Single file.
270
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,928
God, I feel kind of
bad for JT.
271
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,581
Me too.
272
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,235
He looks so fat in that suit.
273
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,630
All right, ladies.
274
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,849
The next move
we're gonna practice
275
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764
is something
that's guaranteed to stop
276
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,592
your attacker cold
in his tracks.
277
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:42,898
I call it...
278
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:46,858
Ringing the chimes.
279
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,514
And it goes
something like this.
280
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,702
That's it. I quit?
281
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,928
Ladies, and...
282
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,062
Up! Up! Up! Up!
283
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,334
Boy, Nanna's pea soup?
284
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,945
I'm telling you,
when God wants pea soup
285
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,992
he gets the recipe
from Nanna.
286
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,646
Yeah, I bet he gets a lot
of instructions from Nanna.
287
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,389
-Hey, Cody.
-Hey, what's up, Uncle Frank?
288
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,305
-Hi, honey.
-What are you so happy about?
289
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,525
Well, why shouldn't I be happy
290
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:48,355
when I'm thinkin' about
getting my wife
a new Cadillac?
291
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,623
You didn't talk
to your mother, did you?
292
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,234
Yes, I did.
293
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,020
And she actually apologized
294
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,544
for even suggesting
that you quit your job.
295
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,763
So what'd she say
about the nanny?
296
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,591
That's where
the Cadillac comes in.
297
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,943
Honey, she wants to move
to Port Washington
298
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,380
and be the baby's nanny.
299
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,252
God, you said no,
didn't you?
300
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,949
Well, I didn't say yes.
301
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,998
I guess I'll just be
moseying on my way now.
302
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,131
No, no, no.
Cody, you sit here.
303
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,611
I want Frank to know
this is not just my problem.
304
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,353
What do you think
of a 45-year-old man
305
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,486
who still can't stand up
to his mother?
306
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,967
-Well, I guess
he'd be kinda...
-Immature? Exactly!
307
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,796
Even a four-year-old
would have more
guts than that.
308
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,147
So what do you think
when he can't back up his wife
309
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,626
on a decision
they made together?
310
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,717
-Well, I suppose that...
-He's spineless? Exactly!
311
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,893
In fact, he's practically
a jellyfish.
312
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,460
So what do you think
this man should do?
313
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,680
Well, I guess he should...
314
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:56,292
Tell his mother she should
get her nosy butt
out of his house?
315
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,989
I could not agree more.
316
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,904
You know, Frank, I had
a few things I wanted to say
317
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,515
but I think Cody
pretty much said it all.
318
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,570
I'm sorry I had to be so hard
on you, Uncle Frank.
319
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,140
It's not your fault, Cody.
320
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,795
Carol's right. It's time
I stood up to my mother.
321
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,278
Thanks, grandma.
322
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,628
Mom never lets us
have ice cream before dinner.
323
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,718
Well, you're in luck.
Nanna's in charge this week.
324
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,850
Hey, you guys, come on.
Let's go outside.
325
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,114
There's this awesome
solar eclipse happening.
326
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,725
Cody, it's night-time.
327
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,814
Yeah. Well, that's what
they want you to think.
328
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,642
Come on, you guys.
329
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,165
I'm just trying to get you out
of the line of fire.
330
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,517
What's going on?
331
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,694
Mom, um, we really
do need to talk.
332
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,044
What about?
333
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,263
Well...
334
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,658
...you can't be
the baby's nanny.
335
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,878
Why not?
336
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,967
Well, you're the nicest person
in the world
337
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,579
and I love you, but...
338
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,277
Well, how would you
feel if somebody came
into your house
339
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:11,846
and told you what kind of
baby foods to feed your child
340
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,414
or what kind of
fabric softener to use?
341
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,503
Or just everything about
how to raise your kid?
342
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,288
-But I'm only trying to help.
-I know.
343
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,811
I know you are, but...
344
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,684
...when you try and help
345
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,774
you always wanna do things
your way.
346
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:31,300
Which is fine
if you're in your own house.
347
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,042
But this is Carol's
house, mom.
348
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:38,525
And there can only be one
Mrs. Lambert in charge here.
349
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,919
And that Mrs. Lambert
is Carol.
350
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:47,011
So what you're saying is,
I am a bossy, controlling
know-it-all.
351
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,189
Yes.
352
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,367
God, I never thought
this day would come.
353
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,370
Come on now. I had
to stand up to you some day.
354
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,023
I'm not
talking about that.
355
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,634
What I'm talking about is
356
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,680
I have become
my own mother-in-law.
357
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,596
Granny Lambert?
She was so sweet.
358
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,119
She was a witch.
359
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,514
All she ever said was,
360
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,168
"You're putting in
too much starch.
361
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,126
"Don't overcook the potatoes.
362
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,607
"You don't know
how to clean the tub."
363
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,436
And now I'm doing
the same thing to Carol?
364
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,656
She must hate me.
365
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,049
No, ma. No.
366
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,138
No, Carol doesn't hate you.
She loves you.
367
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,838
She just, she just wants you
to lighten up.
368
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,883
You know, let her do things
her own way.
369
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,494
Well, she's right, you know.
370
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,583
This is her house
and she should be the boss.
371
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,673
Thanks, ma.
372
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,069
You had a very hard day.
373
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,769
You must be starving.
How about a bowl of pea soup?
374
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,118
Ma...
375
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,427
...as long as
we're being honest here...
376
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,212
Frank?
377
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,954
I don't mind you
standing up for your wife.
378
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,609
I don't mind
not being the baby's nanny.
379
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,307
But please,
don't mess with my pea soup.
380
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,745
Yes, ma'am.
381
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,798
Hey, guys. Where's Cody?
382
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843
We were supposed to play chess
this afternoon.
383
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,584
He's not home yet.
384
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,369
It's the first day at that
new medical job he's got.
385
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,893
I can't believe
he's letting people
experiment on his brain.
386
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,156
I hope he doesn't
get messed up.
387
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,418
It's Cody. What's to mess up?
388
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,422
Hey, dudes.
389
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,555
What's happenin'?
390
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,036
Cody, what's happened to you?
391
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,951
It's all part
of my new job, man.
392
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,866
Today they shaved my head
393
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,304
and, stuck these wires
into my brain.
394
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,263
Every 15 seconds,
this little gizmo shoots
395
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,092
1000 volts of juice
right in the old cassava.
396
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,094
Incoming.
397
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,498
Dude, and they pay me
for this.
398
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,282
Talk about easy money?
399
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,809
Five bucks an hour?
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