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Thanks for letting me borrow
your chemistry notes, Karen.
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Sure, Casey. No problem.
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I'll have my limo driver drop
them off when I'm finished.
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Is that really the way
you like your wiener?
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No. I just like ketchup.
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J.T., this is
my lab partner,
Casey Maxwell.
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Casey,
this is my stepbrother J.T.
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Nice to meet you.
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He's cute. See you in class.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Bye.
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I want her.
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Trust me, she's not your type.
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Hey, she's gorgeous
and she rides around
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in a limousine, all right?
I think that's my type.
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J.T., forget about it.
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The word around school
is her father
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is some big-time gangster
from Chicago.
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They call him Teddy
"The Exterminator" Maxwell.
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Get out of here, man.
Why would a big-time mobster
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move to a dinky little town
like Port Washington?
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Who knows?
Maybe he wanted
to get his kids
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into a better school district.
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Okay, so what
if this girl's father
is this big-time mobster?
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She's got
a body like a goddess
and she thinks I'm cute.
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Are you so hard up for a date
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that you'd actually go out
with a girl
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even if her father is capable
of having you rubbed out?
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Hey, as long as she's the one
doing the rubbin', I'm there.
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Ha, ladies.
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Hello, guess what.
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Jayne McNeal,
the artist-in-residence
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of the college
asked me to pose for her.
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Is she the one
who does those dogs
playing poker pictures?
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Yeah, you ought
to be perfect for that.
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For your information,
Jayne McNeal has works of art
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hanging in galleries
all over the world.
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And the picture
that she paints of moi
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will be sold at the university's
charity auction.
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Wow. What kind of paintings
does she do?
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Well.
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Voila!
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She's a political artist.
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See, all of her paintings
make a statement
about society.
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What's that one saying?
Don't throw up on your artwork?
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I know you're a Lambert,
but here's a newsflash.
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There's more to art
than "Elvis On Velvet."
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This is called abstract art
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wherein the artist
expresses her emotions
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through shapes and colors
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as opposed
to recognizable forms.
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So it's something
that looks like barf
instead of your face.
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You know that could be
a real improvement, Dana.
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What's that noise?
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It was my love motor
switching from neutral
to drive.
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No, Frank.
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I think there's an animal
in the attic.
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Well, just ignore it, honey.
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You've got your own animal
right here.
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Yeah, but what if it's a rat?
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- Let him get his own girl,
okay? Come on.
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No, Frank, really,
I can't make love
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when there's a rat in our house.
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Then it's a dead rat.
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Eveready.
reminds you of anybody?
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Okay, hairball.
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Here, show me
your beady little eyes
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and I'll smack 'em into
the next county.
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You're not gonna hurt him,
are you?
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Carol, I thought you wanted me
to get rid of the rat.
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Well, I do, but I just figured
you'd trap him in a shoe-box,
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take him outside,
and set him free.
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He's a living creature.
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He is a disease-infested
rodent, honey.
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If he could, he'd kill us,
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and then invite his friends over
to eat our faces, okay?
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Ho!
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-Ha! There he is.
There he is.
-Ew.
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Okay. Hold the light,
honey, okay?
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I don't know, Frank.
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I mean, maybe we should
call the exterminator.
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Carol, we do not need
an exterminator.
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I'm a man.
I'm a hunter by nature.
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Watch out for those floorboards.
I mean, they're awfully old.
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Would you just relax?
I know this house
like the back of my hand.
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Okay.
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Nighty-night.
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Stop! Ha-ha-ha.
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Come on.
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This is it.
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He's a goner, honey.
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Left-handed swing.
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-Hyah!
-Aah!
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God! Gee, my shoul...
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Frank.
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Frank, just...
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forget about the rat.
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And look, you sprained
your shoulder.
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Come on, let's go
put some ice on it.
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All right, rat boy,
it ain't over.
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I'm takin' you down.
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So, J.T., I hear
you're going out with
the mob princess tonight.
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Hey, man, she's hot
and she's beautiful.
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How her father
pays for the limo
is not my concern.
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Wow, maybe this will be
like that movie The Godfather.
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You'll marry into her family.
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Then her brother will beat
the snot out of you
with a trash can.
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That'll be cool.
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My limo has arrived.
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Come on,
get out of here.
Come on.
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All right.
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-Hi there.
-Hi.
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Wow, you look hot.
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Yeah, I look good in black.
The whole family does.
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So what are we doing tonight?
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Well, I thought
I'd take you to dinner
over Bar-B-Q Heaven.
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Bar-B-Q Heaven?
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Do I look like I'm dressed
to go to some rib joint?
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You better be taking me some
place classy like Rive Gauche.
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Rive Gauche?
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That's funny.
My dad can't even
afford that place.
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Yeah, I hear
you can't get out of there
for less than $200 a plate.
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So what? I'm worth it.
Now where's my gift?
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Gift?
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You're supposed
to give a lady a gift
when you take her out.
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You know, flowers, candy.
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Maybe a diamond bracelet.
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Here,
you can have my watch.
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A Timex?
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Actually, it's a Limex. Ha!
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It's like a Timex.
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Only it loses
two hours a day,
you know?
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A cheesy watch?
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That's the way you treat me?
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What kind of lowlife,
cheapskate slime ball are you?
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You know, I'm starting to feel
a little headache comin' on.
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Maybe we should just cancel
this whole date, you know?
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Wait. Wait a minute.
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Are you dumping me?
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No, it's this migraine,
you know, or a stroke.
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I should stay in.
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I think you're dumping me.
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And my father
gets really angry
when guys dump me.
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And you know what he does
to guys who dump me?
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What?
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Ever seen that speed bump
in front of Sears?
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That's Jeff.
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-How's that headache now?
-Much better, thanks.
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Look, why don't
we swing by the bay,
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I'll empty up
my college fund,
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take you straight
to dinner?
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- That's more like it.
- Yes, it is.
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What?
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Open the door,
you idiot.
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Can't you see I'm a lady?
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Miss McNeal?
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Just a minute.
I'm having a vision.
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I'm on the verge of creating
an entire universe
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of color and dimension
that will change
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the way we see things
till the end of time.
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Okay, it's over.
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Hi, I'm Jayne McNeal.
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I know.
I'm, I'm Dana Foster.
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You picked me to pose
for your painting.
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You said I had
an unforgettable face.
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Yeah, I forgot.
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I wanna show you something.
It's my latest piece.
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I call it "Woman Screaming
At The Top Of Her Lungs."
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What do you think?
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It's magnificent.
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I hate it. It's garbage.
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Garbage!
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You know,
I was going to say garbage,
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but I didn't wanna be rude.
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No, rude is good, Miss Foster.
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Rude is the essence
of everything I create.
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Let me explain how I work.
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I observe my subjects at their
most basic level of truth.
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Sunset, bowl of fruit,
the human body.
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Then I take the essence
and turn it into a work of art.
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Miss McNeal,
you are a true genius.
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Yes, I know.
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Now the piece I'm going
to do of you will be called
"Woman, Tower Of Strength."
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I see it as a statement that
women will no longer be pawns
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in a male dominated world
of sex and power.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Good, then take off your clothes
and let's get started.
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Excuse me?
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You... You want me
to pose nude?
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Yes.
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Like, no underwear?
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Yes, yes, and quickly.
I'm having a vision,
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and I'm gonna lose it unless
we get started, so hurry.
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Hurry. Clothes off.
Clothes off.
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Damn.
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-Hey, Uncle Frank.
-Hey, Cody.
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Hey, listen.
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I've been brainstorming
about a way to get rid
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of that rascally rodent
you got visiting
up in the attic,
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and I think I've figured out
a way to drop-kick that sucker
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to kingdom come.
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-How?
-Yeah! Okay.
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Well, you know that couple
of vials of nitroglycerin
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I've been having
rollin' around the back
of my van for a while?
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You've got nitroglycerin
in the back of your van?
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Yeah, that stuff's
pretty dangerous, Uncle Frank.
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I wouldn't wanna leave it
around the house,
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you know, what,
with the baby and all.
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Yeah. So, anyway,
check it out.
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We just stuff it
into a hunk of Swiss cheese
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get the little critter
to eat it and kaboom!
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He's toast.
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Cody, wouldn't that just blow
the top of the house off?
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Okay, plan B.
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We go to an army-navy
surplus store,
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get a big old
honkin' flamethrower.
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Right? Yeah, go up there,
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turn that visiting vermin
into little tiny smoldering
bits of rat kebab.
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Wouldn't that just
burn the house down?
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You know something,
Uncle Frank?
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I can't help
you unless you're willing
to help yourself.
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You just think about that.
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Dad?
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Wh... What is it, son?
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Can I sleep with you
and Carol tonight?
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J.T., what is your problem?
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I went out on a date
with this horrible girl.
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She was so mean, man.
I had to ditch her.
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J.T.
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I'm wearing my lucky underwear.
You know what that means?
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Yeah,
I know what that means.
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But you don't understand!
Her father, he's a gangster.
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He's gonna put
a hit out on me.
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Son, if you don't get away
from this door
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I'm gonna put a hit out
on you myself.
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Fine, fine,
but if I get turned
into a speed bump
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at the mall,
it's gonna be your fault.
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Okay, goodnight.
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Carol?
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Yeah?
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Notice anything special?
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Frank, I know you're
in your lucky underwear
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and everything,
but not tonight.
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I mean, I just can't be romantic
if there's a rat in our house.
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No, no, honey,
I'm way ahead of you.
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You just sit down.
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00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,995
I went
to the hardware store today
248
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:29,085
and I bought every rat trap
they have, okay?
249
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,782
The little hairy bugger
shows his face,
250
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,393
he's gonna be ratatouille.
251
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,311
Why won't you just let me
call an exterminator?
252
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,227
Yeah, because, honey, it...
it's a personal thing, okay?
253
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,098
I mean,
that rat was laughin' at me.
254
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,014
It looked at me like
I was some kind of a fool.
255
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,760
Frank?
256
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,066
You are a fool.
257
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:03,772
Well, I am a fool
who just caught himself a rat.
258
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,124
And I'm gonna stuff it
and burn it over fireplace.
259
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,309
Okay, pal.
260
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,271
Where are you?
261
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,492
Grim Reaper's comin'
to take you home.
262
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,800
Which trap got you?
263
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,891
Take the bait and run.
264
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,723
Okay.
265
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:45,945
Okay.
266
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,296
You dirty rat.
267
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,996
I'm takin' you down.
268
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,433
Ha!
269
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,035
Now can I call an exterminator?
270
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,398
There's Jayne.
Come on, I'll introduce you.
271
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,229
Miss McNeal?
272
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,148
I was speaking
with a very important
art broker, Miss Foster.
273
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,976
It was rude to interrupt me.
274
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,195
Well done.
275
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,501
Will you sit down?
276
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,506
I wanted you to meet my sisters.
277
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,943
This is Karen and Al.
278
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,467
This is Jayne McNeal.
279
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,773
Well, you girls can be
very proud of Dana.
280
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,733
Her modeling inspired me
to go in a whole new direction
in my painting.
281
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,344
New direction?
282
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,043
Well, I realized the human body
is a perfect form.
283
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,350
I wanted to show the world
the female body
up close and personal.
284
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,179
So instead of abstract,
I've gone for photorealism.
285
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,403
You mean
there's a naked picture
of me up there?
286
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,491
Yes.
287
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,017
Like, no underwear?
288
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,848
You posed
without any clothes on?
289
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,850
She's an abstract artist.
290
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:52,332
I thought
it was gonna be shapes
and colors and stuff.
291
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,160
Well, so did I,
but when I started painting,
292
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,770
I changed my mind,
and I didn't bother
to tell you.
293
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,120
That was terribly rude of me.
294
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,643
I feel very good about that.
295
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,605
My God.
What am I gonna do?
296
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,563
Hi, girls.
297
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,440
Sorry, we're kind of late,
298
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,268
but Frank's movin'
a little slow.
299
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,967
Ladies and gentlemen,
300
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,229
I would like to begin
the auction now.
301
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,622
So would you very kindly
take your seats?
302
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,580
Thank you.
303
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,496
Um, mom, you know how,
304
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455
um, you and me
have always talked about
305
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,457
going to Paris together
and seeing the Louvre?
306
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,154
Let's do that right now.
307
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,070
Don't be silly.
308
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,725
You posed for a picture.
I wanna see it.
309
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,510
Yeah, Dana. This is kind of
your coming-out party.
310
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,429
-Take your time, sir.
-Thanks.
311
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,177
Are you quite
comfortable now, sir?
312
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,833
Yeah, I'm fine.
313
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,487
-Good.
-Thank you.
314
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,532
All right, lot number one,
ladies and gentlemen,
315
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,318
this evening is a new work
by the esteemed artist
Jayne McNeal
316
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:10,149
entitled "Woman,
Tower Of Strength."
317
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,246
My God!
318
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,030
Quite breathtaking,
isn't it?
319
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:28,863
Well, shall we start
the bidding
at, let us say, $2,500?
320
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,300
-Um, who would open?
-$2,500!
321
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,084
Are you crazy?
322
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,521
I will not have
a nudie picture
of my daughter
323
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,827
hanging over some
pervert's fireplace.
324
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,655
-$3,000.
-$4,000!
325
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,267
$4,000?
What happened to $3,001?
326
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,790
$4,000.
327
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,966
-Do I hear five?
-$5,000!
328
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,664
- God,
you just raised yourself!
329
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,144
Now do I hear a $6,000?
330
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,102
- $6,000.
- $7,000!
331
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,539
Honey, no...
332
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,541
- $8,000. Thank you, sir.
- No, no! I was...
333
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,107
-$9,000!
-No, she... Wait!
334
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,413
$10,000 from the un...
335
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,893
No!
336
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,726
$10,000 from
the unfortunate gentlemen
in the neck brace.
337
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,555
- $15,000.
- $20,000!
338
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:09,991
$25,000.
339
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,733
$25,000?
Do I hear 30?
340
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,606
$25,000 going once.
341
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,608
$25,000 going twice.
342
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,088
Ouch!
343
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,959
$30,000!
344
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,354
$30,000!
345
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,792
Do I hear 35,
ladies and gentlemen?
346
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:32,231
$100,000.
347
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:36,409
$100,000
for a naked picture
of Dana?
348
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,106
I bet I could get a million.
349
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,850
Miss McNeal, that is
an incredibly generous bid.
350
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:46,114
But please tell us,
why are you bidding
on your own work?
351
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,898
Well, obviously,
it's created
a bidding frenzy,
352
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,118
and I'm not letting it
leave this room.
353
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:53,687
Any work of art
this popular with the masses
must be garbage.
354
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:59,475
Sold for $100,000.
355
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,399
Hey, geek boy,
you wanna go
shoot some hoops?
356
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:11,792
Are you kidding?
357
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,881
I don't wanna be
anywhere near you
358
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,014
when Teddy
"The Exterminator" Maxwell
drops the hammer on you.
359
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,278
Mark, relax, okay?
360
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,019
It's been a whole week
since I ditched Casey.
Nothing has happened.
361
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,109
- When are you gonna realize
that big-time mobsters
362
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,461
don't waste their time
with little punks like me?
363
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,897
Get it through your head.
364
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,294
Lambert?
365
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,252
-Yeah?
-I'm the exterminator.
366
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:39,863
I'm here to kill a rat.
367
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,694
Man. I'm a witness.
368
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,655
Please, please, please,
please don't kill me.
369
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,483
Please don't kill me.
I... I didn't mean
to ditch your daughter.
370
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,049
But she was just so mean to me.
Please, I'll do anything.
371
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,616
Don't kill me.
I'll marry her.
372
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,531
-Don't kill me.
-What are you talkin' about?
373
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,055
Wait, aren't you
Teddy Maxwell,
374
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,362
the... the gangster
from Chicago?
375
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,712
No, I'm Joe Flavin,
the pest control guy
from Kenosha.
376
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,412
Now which way to the attic?
377
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,501
Right up those stairs.
378
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:11,373
Thank you.
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