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-Hey, hey, Dana-Burger.
-Hey.
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Check out my new magic box?
What do you think?
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Is that one of those boxes
where you step into it
and you disappear?
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-Totally.
-I love it.
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Yeah, the amazing Houdini
came to me in a dream.
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He said, "Codeman,
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"you've got all the makings
of a great magician.
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"You like to work
with your hands.
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"You got lots of free time.
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"All you need now
is like a great, big box."
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Right now.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
you are about to witness
an amazing feat of magic.
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I'll need a volunteer
from the audience.
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Young lady.
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Have we ever met before?
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No, say no.
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No, we've never met.
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Ha, you see,
a complete stranger.
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Now come, Dana-Burger.
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-Step into the box.
-Cody, no--
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Come on.
You're gonna love this.
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Don't say no.
It'll be totally cool.
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Now in the immortal words
of the Amazing Codini...
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Yeah, I'm in a box.
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See, I rigged the light
to turn on
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as soon as the box is locked.
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Pretty cool?
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Fascinating, but how do we
get out of here?
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We just push
the magic button right here.
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It's not opening.
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Dude, I know what it is.
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I forgot to hook up
the magic button outside.
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Dudesy, we're trapped.
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Help!
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Help! Somebody!
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- Carol.
- Yeah.
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I think I'm getting sick.
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Would you see
if I have a temperature?
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Yeah, Frank,
it's really high.
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127.
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And it smells like coffee.
Get your jacket, Frank.
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We're going to this
beauty convention.
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- Come on, Carol--
- Frank.
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hardware show and plumber's
picnic in the world.
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The least you could do is show
a little interest in my work.
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Well, can I just
pretend to be interested
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when you come home
and tell me about it?
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Frank, you can't miss this.
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It's Hair Spectacular '95.
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You'll be getting
a sneak preview
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of all the new
fall conditioners.
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The fall conditioners.
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Holy rinse and set, Carol.
To the Bat-mobile.
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We gotta get these conditioners
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before they fall in the hands
of the Riddler.
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Come. Come.
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You know, mom, if men were
more interested in haircare
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and less interested in guns,
there'd be no more wars.
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Yeah, well, I'll spread the word
at the Hair Spectacular.
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Hey, J.T., we're gonna
go shoot some hoops
at the high school.
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Wanna come?
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Well, then I guess
you would've noticed
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that the baby
just spit up on herself.
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Hey, Al, something's
coming out of the baby!
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Man, if that's the way
you took care of me
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I'm lucky I'm alive.
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You know, J.T., this bites.
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Why am I doing
all the dirty work?
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I thought you were the one
in charge of the baby.
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I am in charge
of the baby.
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Dipstick.
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Hey, Al, check this out.
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The Yum-Yum Baby Food Company's
having open auditions today
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in Milwaukee to find
a new Yum-Yum baby.
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So?
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So the winner gets $50,000.
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We gotta go for this.
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J.T., no.
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I-I don't think dad and Carol
are gonna want us
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taking the baby
all the way to Milwaukee.
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As her agents,
our take would be $5000.
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-I'll drive.
-Yes.
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Help! Help! Help!
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Somebody! Help!
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Dana, dudesy.
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You've been yelling for like
the better part of an hour here
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and I-I'm pretty sure there's
nobody out there gonna hear ya.
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Well, do something.
I've gotta get out of here.
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Alright. I'll use karate
to break through that wall.
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Yeah!
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Ho-o-o.
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Yeah!
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Wow, I gotta thank
that dude at the lumberyard.
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This is killer wood.
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I don't believe this.
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I'm gonna die in a box
with Cody.
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Come on, Dana-Burger.
Check it out.
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Look, eventually,
somebody's gonna come
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into the garage
and discover us here, okay?
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So all we gotta do is
figure out a way
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to pass the time, you know,
till they discover us.
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I got a killer idea.
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Why don't we tell each other
our life stories?
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I don't feel like it.
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Cool, 'cause I wanted
to go first anyway.
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I remember on the day I was born
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the doctor accidentally,
like, dropped me
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and I was still attached
to the umbilical cord.
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Yeah, man.
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Hey, good thing that floor
of that delivery room
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was made out of rubber
or else, I would have had
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some serious brain damage
from that drop.
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Man, slobber city in here.
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All these bald, drooling babies
are the same.
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Yeah, but only one of them
has J.T. Lambert as her agent.
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Hello, everyone,
I'm Matthew Owens,
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executive vice president
of marketing.
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I'm gonna do a quick review
of the babies
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so that we can all
get out of here.
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Matthew, buddy, J.T. Lambert.
Lambert Talent Agency.
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This says Lambert Construction.
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Yeah, well, we share a building.
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Well, let me cut to the chase.
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This little angel here has gotta
be the next Yum-Yum baby.
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She's meeting
with Steven Spielberg tomorrow.
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-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
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You know, movies,
theme parks, lunch boxes.
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It's big. Huge.
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I'll take that
into consideration.
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Without the boogers.
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Alright, thanks
for bringing the kids in.
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We got pictures on all of them
and your home phone numbers.
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We'll call you
when we've made a decision.
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Drive carefully in the rain.
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God, I told you this was
gonna be a waste of time.
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Look, I'm gonna go get the car
and meet with you
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by the front door,
so Lily doesn't get
soaked in the rain.
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Good idea.
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Matthew. Matthew.
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Excuse me, coming through.
Matthew.
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Matthew, buddy, hey, look.
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I just got paged by the office.
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We're wide open right now.
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Yeah, we're ready to ink
this thing in if you are.
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Listen, kid,
I have been drooled on,
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pooped on and spit up on.
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So do me a favor. Get lost.
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Okay, but you're taking
a chance.
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They're very excited about her
over at Disney.
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Jerk. No brains,
they're all morons.
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Idiots. They're just idiots.
Why would they...
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My God, the baby.
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Come on, Lily. Come on, Lily.
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Come on, baby.
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Look, honey.
Another room full of shampoo.
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Golly, who ever thought
we could have so much fun
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at a beauty convention?
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Come on, Carol.
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- Can't we go home now?
- Go home? We just got here.
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Don't you wanna see
the demonstration
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on facial hair removal?
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Yeah, yeah,
that's what I wanna do.
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I wanna watch 'em
pluck a big black hair
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out of some old bag's lip.
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You know, you've been negative
ever since we left the house.
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I thought you'd find some way
to show just a little interest
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in my work, but obviously,
that is not possible.
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Well, I'm sorry.
I am trying my best.
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No, you're not, you're being
a pain in the butt.
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So why don't you just
go to the hotel bar
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and watch sports all day
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and I'll come get you
when I'm done?
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No, h-honey. No, I-I'm so... No.
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
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I just have to tell you, you've
got really beautiful hair.
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Really?
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Yes, it's so vibrant
and bouncy
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and there's nothing sexier
than a man with bouncy hair.
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- Ha.
- I'm Tiffany.
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I work for Euro Hair.
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Can I interest you in a free
hair analysis and scalp massage?
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W-well, actually
I was just on my way out
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to watch a football game.
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It doesn't take very long.
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It's really quite invigorating.
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-Really?
-Here. Let me show you.
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Alright. Okay.
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But I-I, I really don't
have a whole lot of tech--
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Right there.
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Hey, Al, Lily's due for
a pit stop, alright. Change her.
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I did the last pee patrol.
This one's all yours.
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Fine then, give me a diaper.
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J.T.
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That's not Lily.
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What are you talking about?
Are you crazy?
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Of course, it's Lily.
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My God, she's a boy.
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Idiot.
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J.T., this is the stupidest
thing you've ever done.
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I know.
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Dad almost killed me
when I lost his hammer.
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I'm really gonna get it
for this one.
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Look, we've gotta find Lily.
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You're right, okay, look,
I'm gonna drive back
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J.T., phone.
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Look, just tell whoever it is,
I can't talk right now.
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I'm driving to
Milwaukee, alright?
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No, you idiot!
Call the baby food company!
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Good idea. You are so smart.
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Somebody should have put you
in charge of the baby.
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Hello, hi, hi, hi.
This is J.T. Lambert.
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Yes, um, I lost my baby sister
there earlier.
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Yeah, and I was wondering...
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Really? Thank God.
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They got her.
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Okay great.
Alright, thanks. Bye.
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What? What'd they say?
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This kid's mom is at the agency
with Lily, okay.
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They're on the way, They're
gonna be here in about an hour.
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Yes, thank God.
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if you weren't so greedy
for that $5000.
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Shut up.
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So anyway,
that's why it's such a bummer
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being born on February 29.
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They're in a leap year,
you know.
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Gee. Hey, you only get
a birthday every four years
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so technically,
I'm only five years old.
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Another two years
and I'll be six.
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Yeah, I've been thinking about
having my birthday party
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at Chuck E. Cheese.
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And you're invited.
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That's right. You and me.
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Birthday party.
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I must have been a really
bad person in a previous life.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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We're gonna sing songs.
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Hey, I got the perfect one.
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Cody.
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I do not think singing
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Yeah, you're right. We got
a lot more time than that.
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Everybody, come on.
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Now the final step
to your hair revitalization
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is the application
of mung moisturizer.
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Is that from the Mung Dynasty?
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Frank, you're so clever.
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I know. I know.
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I'm almost done with him.
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Yeah? So am I.
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Hi, honey.
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00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,564
Tiffany was just,
stimulating my follicles.
252
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I can see that.
253
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,352
Excuse me, I wanna borrow
Frank's follicles.
254
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,702
Yeah, Tiffany, this is my...
255
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:26,273
What do you think you're doing?
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of Hair Spectacular '95.
257
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,059
Yeah, right, you're bored
when you're with me
258
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,062
but Miss Eurotrash here
gets-gets her hands on you
259
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,542
and suddenly, you're having
the time of your life.
260
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,028
Well, what was I supposed to do?
261
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,900
These Hair Spectaculars
are a total snooze.
262
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,511
Like your trade shows
are a thrill a minute.
263
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,731
"Hey, it's the basin,
tub and toilet show.
264
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,993
"You can wash in it,
bathe in it or pee in it.
265
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,603
"We've got it."
266
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,083
It's a lot more exciting
267
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,521
than the wonderful world
of haircare.
268
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,001
Well, then fine,
I'm not gonna go to
269
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,656
anymore of your stupid
tool things again.
270
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,787
business things ever again.
271
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:03,963
-Fine. Fine!
-Fine. Fine!
272
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,928
Did, did we just
solve our problem?
273
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,540
Yeah, I think we did.
274
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,629
Frank, we do
so many things together.
275
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,545
Why do we have to drag one
another to our business things?
276
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:26,246
Carol, I think this is my fault.
277
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,770
I didn't stop to think
about how bored you must be.
278
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:33,340
I'm sorry.
279
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,343
instead of putting on
my supporting wife smile.
280
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,086
Well, did we just
waste a whole day?
281
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,133
No. Not necessarily.
282
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,397
Why don't we buy a bottle
of mung moisturizer
283
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,834
and head home and stimulate
each other's follicles?
284
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,361
I could use a little extra body.
285
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,643
We did it, buddy.
286
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,777
What do you wanna do now?
287
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,911
Well, Cody,
288
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,913
I don't know about you, but...
289
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,045
...I'm gonna see
if I can squeeze
290
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,176
through that light socket.
291
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,577
-What's that?
-My cellular phone.
292
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,717
You have a cellular phone?
293
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,546
Just ignore it. I don't
wanna take any calls right now.
294
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,594
Answer the phone!
295
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,167
Hello. Codeman here. Hey, dude.
296
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,865
Hey, guess what, man.
You're not gonna believe this.
297
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,649
I'm stuck in a box right now.
298
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,652
I'll call you back later.
299
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,309
I'm so funny.
300
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,571
Give me that!
301
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,185
Man, where are those people
with Lily?
302
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,535
They should've been here
half hour ago.
303
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,493
Some people
are so irresponsible.
304
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,368
Good. Maybe that's them.
305
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,111
It's Dad and Carol.
What do we do?
306
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,851
Okay, okay, let's just,
cover the baby
307
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,766
and, let's act casual, okay?
308
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,072
-Okay.
-Casual.
309
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,905
-Hi.
-Hi, everybody. How's it going?
310
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,559
Great. Everything's great.
311
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,647
How about you, Al?
Everything great?
312
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,562
Great.
313
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,259
-How's the baby?
-He's great.
314
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,438
-He?
-He? She.
315
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,310
She, I meant she.
316
00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:01,227
I said he
because I forgot the 'S'.
317
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,842
Why is she covered
with a blanket?
318
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,452
We didn't wanna get her dusty.
319
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,153
This is not Lily.
320
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,633
Sure, it is.
You know kids, they grow up.
321
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,247
Where is the baby?
322
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,032
You're gonna laugh.
323
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,297
J.T., you've got three seconds
to tell me where Lily is
324
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,386
or I'm gonna rip your tongue out
and throw it on the barbeque.
325
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,654
- Well--
- Baby! Baby! Where's my baby?
326
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,527
Well, we took her
to an audition for a commercial
327
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,702
and we brought back
the wrong baby.
328
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,878
You what? God!
329
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,320
Okay, don't, don't worry.
330
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,192
This kid's parents
are bringing her back.
331
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,236
God.
332
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,804
Guess we're grounded?
333
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,114
J.T., this is
the stupidest thing
334
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,379
you have ever done
in your whole life.
335
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,511
Gary, this is
the stupidest thing
336
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,166
you have ever done
in your whole life.
337
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,951
Lily.
338
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,432
Lily, Lily, Lily.
339
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,608
Jeff, Geoffrey.
340
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,871
Geoffrey, Geoffrey.
341
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,743
-Lily.
-Geoffrey.
342
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,311
-Lily.
-Geoffrey.
343
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,269
You know, dad,
there once was a time
344
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,880
when you'd really nail me
for doing something like this.
345
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,534
But you didn't.
346
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,406
I think that shows real growth
on your part.
347
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,412
J.T., I'm gonna give you
a five minute head start
348
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,370
and then I'm gonna
hunt you down
like a dog.
349
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,201
Okay.
350
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,076
That's enough.
351
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,995
Ladies and gentlemen
352
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,693
I will now assist
the great Codini
353
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,825
with the amazing
Swords of Death trick.
354
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:06,526
Observe. Sword number one,
right through the box.
355
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,275
Dude, that's worse
than sitting on your keys.
356
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,279
And sword number two...
357
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,067
Woah.
358
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,287
Now I know how
shesh kebab feels.
359
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,029
And now I remove the swords.
360
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,651
And voila.
361
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:50,047
I am like totally unharmed.
362
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,924
Maybe a little bit thirsty,
that's all.
363
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,840
That, my lovely assistant,
Markini?
364
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,720
Well, I sprung a leak.
365
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,288
Hey, grab a cup, man.
Milk's on me.
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