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-Hey, dudes.
-Hey, Cody.
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Hey, did you guys get
any deliveries for me today?
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No, why?
You expecting something?
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Yeah, buddy.
Dude, today's the day I get
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my Kalashnikov Ham Radio
from Russia.
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You ordered something
from Russia?
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-Can you do that?
-Totally.
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Dude, ever since
they threw out the Commies
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they're having like this
big, giant Eastern bloc
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clearance sale over there.
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Lost our nation,
everything must go.
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Dude, check out this catalog.
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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Those pinkos really know
how to move the merchandise.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Dude, that's it.
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My Kalashnikov Ham Radio
is here.
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Thank you very much.
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-All right.
-Delivery for a Cody Lambert.
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-That's me, dude. Cool.
-Sign here.
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Listen, buddy, I gotta
tell you somethin'.
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I've been in this business
for 15 years
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and this is the strangest
delivery I've ever made.
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What? You've never delivered
a ham radio before?
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No, I've delivered
a lot of those.
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Just that I've never delivered
one of these before.
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Hello! You must be Cody.
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Yeah, I'm Cody.
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-Who are you?
-I'm what you ordered.
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I'm your mail-order bride.
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Hey-hey, now hold the phoneski
here, guys.
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There's gotta be
some kind of shipping
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and handling error, right?
I mean...
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I ordered
a Kalashnikov Ham Radio.
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I see what happened.
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When you ordered
your Kalashnikov,
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you wrote down
Kalashnikova instead.
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That's me,
Ludmilla Kalashnikova.
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One-hundred-percent virgin
mail order bride.
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Come to me, honeybunch.
Let me hold you to my bosoms.
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'Cause you're
putting it together
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Mom, can you make me
a tuna sandwich?
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Mark, can't you make it
yourself?
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-I'm busy.
-Busy...
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Guys, I need you to screen
my calls today.
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Now, listen, okay.
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I'm here if it's
Bobby, Kerry, Jenny
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Diane or Steve S.
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Now, I'm not here
if it's Billy, Jackie, Larry
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Joel or Steve P.
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Now, if Steve W. calls,
ask me and I'll decide then.
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Karen! We don't have time
for this.
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I haven't had time
to go to the bathroom
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since 8:00 this morning.
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We have a cordless phone.
Take it with you.
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-Has anybody seen my socks?
-We're a little
busy here, son.
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Yeah, they don't have
time for that.
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Now, listen, I need you guys
to tape Nightlinefor me
tonight, okay?
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Dana, can't you
do this yourself?
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All right!
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Hey!
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Now, that's enough!
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Everybody, we're having
a family meeting right now.
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God, another
Brady Bunch moment.
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Sit down, blondie.
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God, what crawled up
their shorts?
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Who knows? They're old.
It could be anything.
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Karen! Come on down.
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All right, you guys.
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Now, we have something
that we think
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it's important
to discuss with you.
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No, you're not having
another kid, are you?
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No, as a matter of fact,
we're thinking of getting rid
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of a couple we already have.
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Karen!
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Is it Steve S.?
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Karen, it is not
Steve S., Steve P.,
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Steve W. or Steve anybody.
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Now, just sit down.
We're having a family meeting.
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Okay. Hurry,
I'm expecting a call.
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It has come to our attention
that the six of you
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are either selfish, lazy,
or brain-dead.
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And Frank and I are tired
of doing things
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that the six of you
are perfectly capable
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of doing for yourselves.
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Like what?
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Mark, what is your IQ?
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One hundred and eighty-seven.
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Technically, I'm a genius.
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Do you think there is
any chance, Mr. Genius,
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that you could make yourself
a stinking tuna sandwich?
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-I guess so.
-Then do it!
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Man, she busted you!
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Now, now, now, J.T., J.T.
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Now, how old are you, son?
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I don't know. Nineteen?
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That's right, you're 19.
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That means you can vote
for the President.
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You can serve
in the Armed Forces.
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You can sign a binding contract.
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You think you can find
your own socks?
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So what are you saying?
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You're not gonna
help us anymore?
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No, what we are saying
is that we are your parents.
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We are not your
answering service,
your short order cooks,
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your maid or your finder
of lost socks!
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That's right, so from now on,
don't bug us unless
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one of three things
is happening.
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Number one, you're bleeding.
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Number two, you're in jail,
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or number three, you wanna
leave this house forever
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and you need a ride to the bus.
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-Can I ask a question?
-Are you bleeding?
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-No.
-Well, then, we're outta here.
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So, what do you think, Dana?
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I think I just walked
onto the set of Hee Haw.
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The guys are helping me
make a demo tape.
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Karen, no offense to you
and the Beverly Hillbillies
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but I just...
I don't get country music.
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I mean, I don't know
why you'd wanna sing about
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pick-up trucks
and the cheatin' hearts
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and your poor old
dead dog and...
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Because it is fun.
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And the guys are gonna help me
become a big country star.
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Then I'll have
my own fan club,
my own tour bus,
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and a stormy marriage
that inspires
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an ABC "Movie Of The Week."
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Karen, what exactly makes
you think that
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you're gonna be
the queen of country music?
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Well, I read an ad
in the paper that said
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a big record producer
has come to Port Washington
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to find new
country singing talent.
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Big record producers only come
to Port Washington
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when their planes crash here.
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You don't think
I can make it, do you?
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Not by answering an ad
in the Port Washington Bugle.
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Fine. Be that way.
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If you keep up that attitude,
I'll get Shannen Doherty
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to play you in the movie.
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No, look, comrade, dude...
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I ordered a ham radio,
but you sent me
a woman instead.
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No.
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A woman. You know,
a chick, a babe.
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A broadski.
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No, not a jet ski, a broadski!
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Hello? Hello?
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Dude, that's the last time
I do business with
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the former Soviet Union. Ha!
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Cody, you gotta talk to
this woman. Where is she?
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She asked me for my credit card.
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She turns around and runs
right down to the mall.
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Cody!
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Do you know
you only have $2000 limit
on your credit card?
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Man, even communist chicks
know how to spend.
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Cody,
my little pickled herring.
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We luck out like
Yeltsin's bartender.
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Bride magazine has special
fold-out section
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on most romantic honeymoons.
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You like Poconos?
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Okay. No. No, no...
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Listen. Come here.
sit down for a second.
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Okay.
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There's not gonna be
any wedding.
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Okay?
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Now, hold the phone, homeboy.
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Ludmilla good girl.
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You're not going to
get the milk
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unless you buy the cow.
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Now, wait,
hold on, hold on a second.
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I'm not talking about that.
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Okay.
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What I mean is that, like,
I just don't think
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we should get married,
you know?
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I mean... Hey, people
should get married
'cause they're in love.
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Not because of some shipping
and handling error.
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You know, I was thinking
maybe it'd be better
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if you kinda just like,
went on back to Russia.
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You know?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Well, that's a big nyet
to that.
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I'm in America and
I'm not going back to country
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that has toilet paper
that feels like Brillo pad.
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Okay, so there's
some drawbacks
to living in Russia.
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But, hey,
look at the bright side.
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You guys got a killer
hockey team.
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Come on.
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Listen, buster,
there's no turning back now.
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You send for me, I come,
we get married.
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Now, Ludmilla going to van
to try on skimpy camisole
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for wedding night.
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No peeking.
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Important to keep mystery
in marriage.
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Dude.
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-Brendan. Great news.
-Hey, Jeremy.
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My dad got a bunch of tickets
to the Packers game tomorrow
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and he's gonna take
the whole soccer team.
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Wow! That sounds cool.
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Yeah, all you gotta do
is get your dad
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to sign this permission slip
I got here.
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I don't know
if I wanna bug my dad.
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He's kind of been
a butthead lately.
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00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,556
Well, you gotta get your dad
to sign that slip
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if you wanna go to the game.
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Okay, I'll try. I just hope
he doesn't go mental on me.
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Hey, Dad.
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-What? What is it?
-Can I talk to you
for a second?
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I'm a little busy here, son.
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-Hey, Dad!
-What?
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I need 20 bucks.
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Hey, Uncle Frank, dude.
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I got a problem, okay?
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There's like this big
Russian lady
living in my van--
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Cody, you have all got
to solve these problems
yourselves.
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Now, go away. Go on.
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-Dad?
-What?
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-Nothing.
-Thank you.
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I'd like to thank
the Academy of Country Music
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for giving me this award.
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And I'd like to send my love
out to my husband, Buddy,
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at the Betty Ford Center.
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Yippee-ki-ay,
it's the Rhinestone Cowgirl.
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You know, Dana,
you can joke all you want.
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But I took my tape down
to that record producer
and he loved it.
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In fact, he's sending out demos
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to all the major
record companies.
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All it cost me was $500.
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Karen, you gave $500 to some
sleazy record producer?
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He is not sleazy!
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He had a very nice hotel room
by the airport.
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You gave your life savings
to a guy you don't even know?
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Yeah. I hate to say this
but you got majorly ripped off.
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You guys just
do not believe that
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I have the talent to make it.
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No, it's just that you can't
go around handing money
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to the first stranger--
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Yeah, yeah, okay,
I know, I know.
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It's a million-to-one shot
for anybody to make it.
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But this producer thinks
that I'm great, okay?
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And if you don't believe me,
I'll get him on the phone
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and you can ask him yourself.
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Marty Green's room please.
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That's impossible.
He can't have checked out.
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He was supposed to be here
all week.
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00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,914
Well, did he leave a message
for Karen Foster?
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Well, do you have a number
where I can reach him?
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Yeah, I see.
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Thanks, bye.
248
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,328
Look, Karen...
I'm really sorry.
249
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,635
Just leave me alone.
250
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I'm living with pigs.
251
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- Hey, Frank.
- Hey, Bill.
252
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,936
What's goin' on here?
253
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,807
I'm taking the team
to a Packers game today.
254
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,766
Well, Brendan never
mentioned it to us.
255
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,073
Um, he can't go.
256
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,684
He's... He's busy today.
257
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,383
We gotta get some equipment
from his room
for practice tomorrow.
258
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,080
Sure, go on.
Come on in, Bill.
259
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,386
Thanks.
260
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,519
Boy, that's really weird.
261
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,521
Brendan should've mentioned
the game to us.
262
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,436
He loves the Packers.
263
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,786
Yeah, it sounded weird to me
too, but you know kids.
264
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,875
They got a million things
goin' on. Who can keep up?
265
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,499
Okay, we got the soccer balls.
Bye, Mr. Lambert.
266
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,936
Yeah, hold on there,
boys.
267
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,070
I think
you may have just killed
one of your soccer balls.
268
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,332
Excuse me, son.
269
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,992
-Hello!
-Hi, Dad.
270
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,125
I know you're really busy, so
why don't I just go upstairs?
271
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,040
Yeah, why don't you
just stay right here?
272
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,824
Okay, come on, guys.
Let's go on outside
273
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,088
and let, Brendan here
talk with his dad.
274
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,743
Thanks.
275
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,049
Come on.
276
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,356
Sit down.
277
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:55,492
So, you, wanna tell me
what's goin' on?
278
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,712
Well, I wanted to
go to the game
279
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,888
but I needed you to sign
the permission slip.
280
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,716
Well, why didn't you ask me?
281
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,936
I tried to but you were really
busy and we had that meeting
282
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,331
about how I'm not supposed to
bug you and stuff.
283
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:15,643
Well, son, I think I owe you
an apology about that.
284
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,647
Carol and I want you guys
to find your own socks,
285
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,433
make your own sandwiches,
but when it comes
to important stuff,
286
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,522
you gotta know
you can come to us.
287
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,308
Well, how do I know
what stuff's important?
288
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,788
Well, I'll tell you what.
289
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,791
If you...
If you don't know for sure
290
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,838
then you come and ask us
and we'll tell you?
291
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:40,450
We're your parents, son.
I mean that's what
we're here for.
292
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,973
In the meantime,
I think you should go enjoy
293
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,540
your Packers game?
Go on, take off.
294
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,629
Hey, Dad, can I have some money
for a hot dog?
295
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,807
I saw five dollars
down here. Hang on.
296
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,854
Yeah, here. Here's five
dollars and here's your hat.
297
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,465
And! ha! By golly,
there's your retainer.
298
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,339
Have a good time. Yeah.
299
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,476
Cody, man, you've gotta
think of something.
300
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,174
There's no way you can marry
this Russian woman.
301
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,785
Yeah. Okay, I got it.
302
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,700
I'll tell Ludmilla
I can't marry her because
303
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,005
I'm gonna become a priest.
304
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,446
It's not gonna work.
She's gonna find out
your lying.
305
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,623
Well, not if I really
become a priest.
306
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,669
Cody, I have wonderful news
for you!
307
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,976
Hey, hey! You're gonna give me
back my credit card?
308
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,412
Even better.
309
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,980
I was down at the Golden Arches
310
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,156
when I saw
the man of my dreams.
311
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,679
Ronald McDonald?
312
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,771
No, Sergei. What a hunk!
313
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,688
A combination Dolph Lundgren
and Bob Saget.
314
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,955
Hey, Ludmilla, is this
your way of giving me
the old heave-ho?
315
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,262
Totally!
316
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,483
Sergei is naturalized citizen.
He's making me real American.
317
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,225
You're off the hook, big guy.
318
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,576
Ludmilla, dudesy,
congratulations.
319
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,751
All right!
320
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,236
I'd love to stay and chat
but Sergei is waiting outside
321
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,499
in a new Lexus Coupe.
322
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,327
With gold package
and premium sound system.
323
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,026
-Goodbye, Codeman.
-Goodbye.
324
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:28,167
Now you know
how we stay warm all winter.
325
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,820
Eat your heart out, baby.
326
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:37,045
-All right! Well done!
-Dude, thanks.
327
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,439
I am no longer under
Russian domination.
328
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,527
Yup.
329
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,931
Karen!
330
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:55,803
Karen!
331
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,981
What are you doing?
332
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,592
Well, I'm too young
to get drunk, so,
333
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,767
thought I'd just get fat.
334
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,904
Well, I have got
a little something
335
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,167
that I think is going
to cheer you up.
336
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,474
What?
337
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,128
Well, I know how much
you like country music.
338
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,131
So, I made a little request
for you. Come on.
339
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,527
Come on.
340
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,100
You know, a little while ago, somebody dropped off
341
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,103
a tape of a local gal singing a Patty Loveless tune.
342
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,366
The artist's name
is Karen Foster
343
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,064
and I think this little lady
is goin' places.
344
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,375
That's my song.
How'd they get that?
345
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,117
I took it down there.
346
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,903
You did? Why?
347
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,471
Well, I know I made fun of you,
348
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778
you know, about the whole
country music thing.
349
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,476
But I listened
to your demo and...
350
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391
You're really talented.
I think you're really good.
351
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,046
Really?
352
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,788
Well, yeah! I mean,
just listen to yourself.
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