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J.T., dude, you gotta
help me out, man.
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-I got a major problem.
-Sure, man. What is it?
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I'm dead.
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You mean, you're in trouble?
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No. I mean, I'm dead.
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Deceased.
Pushin' up the daisies.
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That sweet chariot
is swingin' low
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and coming forward
to carry me home.
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Cody, what are you
talking about?
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This. Check it out.
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The newspaper ran
my obituary this morning.
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I wasn't even cold yet.
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"Cody Lambert
of Port Washington, Wisconsin
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"died yesterday
of natural causes."
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You see?
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I'm on the voyage
to that final frontier
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from which the Enterprise
never returned.
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God!
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Cody, you're not dead.
Think about it.
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If you're dead, then how come
we could see you?
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That's right.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Maybe I'm a ghost.
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Cool!
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Dude, I always wanted
to walk through a wall.
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All right.
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Dude, maybe St. Peter
didn't get my paperwork yet.
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Yeah, hey,
this is Frank Lambert
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over at Lambert Constructions.
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-Dad, please.
-Yeah, Al, would you just
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wait a minute, please?
Thank you.
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-Have my roofing tiles
come in yet?
-Mom,
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-my waffles are cold.
-All right,
just a minute, Mark.
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Karen, how's this? Karen,
Karen, Karen, how's this?
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Give me a minute,
would you, please?
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-Mom, you missed a spot.
-Dad!
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-Mom, waffles?
-Just a minute, Mark.
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But, Mom, they're cold.
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Give me that.
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There. Now, they're hot.
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All right.
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Now I'm sorry, pal.
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Yeah, but that's just
not gonna cut it, okay?
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-Dad, permission slip.
-Yeah, okay. Hang on.
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Yeah, but well, when are
they coming in anyway?
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Permission slip.
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Well, listen here,
that's not gonna work
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'cause I'm putting
the roof on today.
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Listen, I ordered those tiles
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-six weeks ago.
-Permission slip.
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And you promised me
that they'd be in...
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Yeah, yeah,
hold on a minute, hold on.
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Who are you?
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I'm Brendan's friend.
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Can I go to the museum too?
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Sure. Why not?
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-Okay, listen, you call me
as soon a they come in...
-Thanks.
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...would you?
No problem, pal.
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-Come on. Let's go.
-Okay, kids, come on.
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-Everybody, in the car.
-Shotgun.
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No, I get it.
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Carol, come home for dinner.
I'll see you at 6:00.
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- I can't. I have PTA tomorrow.
- Don't push me.
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Al pushed you.
- Brendan's got,
Cub Scouts.
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- Maybe on the weekend?
- I'll get back to you.
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Yeah, you'll get back to me.
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Come on, Dad.
We're late.
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You'll get back to me?
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Frank, Frank, this is crazy.
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I mean, we have not spent
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five minutes alone together
in the last month.
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I know.
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And it's gonna stop tonight.
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You're gonna call
and cancel your PTA.
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- I...
- And I'm gonna make us
a reservation
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at Chez Paris
restaurant, okay?
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We'll have a nice quiet dinner
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go to a movie,
we'll park by the lake
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and I can help you work off
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some of those
post-pregnancy bounce.
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Well, if I have to workout
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I guess I might as well
work out on you.
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Hey, Cody. How's it going?
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How do you think it's going?
I'm dead.
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Man, frankly,
this whole thing's
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starting to bunch my shorts.
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Cody, for the 100th time,
you're not dead.
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Yes, I am, bro.
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Dude, now I even
got documentation
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to prove it, okay?
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This morning I went
to my bank machine
to get out some cash,
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you know,
for my cemetery plot,
my shroud,
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other sundry items
I might need
in the afterlife.
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Check this out. I put my card
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in the machine.
Guess what it said.
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You have lost your mind.
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No, no, that's not it.
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It said, "Account closed.
Card holder deceased."
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Knock, knock, knocking
on heaven's doorknob.
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Penniless to boot.
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Man,
that gives me the blues.
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Thank you, girls,
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for taking care
of Lilly tonight.
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No problem. It'll be cool.
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Okay, Frank and I
are bringing
the cellular phones
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so you can reach us
at any time.
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And here are the numbers
for the pediatrician,
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the restaurant,
the Poison Control Center,
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and the medevac helicopter
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in case you have to airlift
the baby to Chicago.
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Mom, with all due respect
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to your mothering abilities
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taking care of a baby
is not that complicated.
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You know, I mean, they eat,
they sleep, they poop.
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Kind of like J.T.
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Well, I know
it all seems very simple
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but taking care of a baby
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is a lot harder
than you think.
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Believe me, we can handle
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a night with the baby.
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Okay, honey. Come on.
Let's hurry up.
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We only have three
and a half hours
to be alone. Let's move.
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Okay, all right,
all right. Bye, girls.
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Bye, Lilly. Goodbye, you.
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Bye-bye, Lilly.
Bye, Lilly. Come on.
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-Come on, let's go.
Here we go.
-Bye-bye, Lilly.
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-Bye-bye.
-Okay, here we go. Bye, girls.
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Okay. And remember,
there are extra diapers
in the closet
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- and make sure
you put her down by 7:00.
- Look at that,
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Three hours
and 26 minutes now.
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-Bye. Call me.
-Bye. Okay. Bye.
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-Bye, Lilly.
-Call. No, we'll call you.
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What's that smell?
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Well...
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I would say that
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the baby just dropped
a diaper potato.
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Gross.
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Karen, relax.
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This is no big deal.
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One of us just takes
the baby upstairs
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and changes the diaper.
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Go ahead, Al.
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Me? Why do I have to do it?
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'Cause you're the youngest
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and majority rules.
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All in favor of Al changing
the baby, say aye.
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Aye.
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Man, what a rip.
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My God, it's green!
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- Madame.
- Thank you.
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-Monsieur.
-Yeah.
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How are you this evening?
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Well, we don't have
seven little brats
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hanging on us.
We're doing great.
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Bon.Pierre wants everything
to be absolument parfait.
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Especially for madame.
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Viva la France.
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Pierre, how come
it's so quiet in here tonight?
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We have a, um,
little problem.
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The help,
just went on strike.
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But do not worry.
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Pierre will make
this evening tres bon.
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Well...
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Frank, I didn't know
you spoke French.
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Well...
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I want this evening
to be tres bon.
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How romantic.
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Can, we help you
with something?
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Yeah, you folks plan
on eating here tonight?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, we're striking
this establishment
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for unfair business practices.
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We would appreciate it
if you would take
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your restaurant dollars
elsewhere.
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Well, Mister...
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Soupy.
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Mr. Soupy, I'm real sorry
about the strike
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but Pierre is a very nice man.
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Yeah, so come on.
Give us a break here,
can't you?
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I mean, I haven't been alone
with my wife in months.
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We,
we have seven kids?
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Yeah, well, we got kids too.
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And you strike breakers
are taking the food
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right out of their mouths.
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Hey, kids, come over here
and look at the people
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that are starving you
to death.
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Go ahead,
take a look at these faces
and then try and eat.
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-Come on, Frank.
Let's get out of here.
-Yeah, all right.
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Give me those.
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Go on, get back
on the picking line.
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And then
Prince Charming who had
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gorgeous eyes like that
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tasty Val Kilmer
in Batman Forever...
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...kissed Sleeping Beauty.
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Who had dark,
raven hair like me.
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And Prince Charming
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whisked Sleeping Beauty
away to his castle
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where they drove
matching Beemers
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and lived happily ever after.
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The end.
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Well, Lilly, as entertaining
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as that inane drivel
may have been,
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that is not the way
it happened.
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Sleeping Beauty was not
some hopeless,
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bubble-headed female.
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No, no.
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She was an intelligent,
capable woman
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who chose to sleep alone
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rather than marry
some macho creep.
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Prince Charming, therefore,
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did not set her free
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but rather condemned her
to a life of
marital enslavement
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which male-dominated
society has perpetrated
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since the beginning of time.
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Where do you get this slop?
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Feminist Fairy Tales.
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It's a very important book.
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What's the difference?
The baby's asleep. Let's go.
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Wow. Getting her to sleep
was pretty easy.
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Of course, like I told Mom,
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any boob can
take care of a baby.
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Nice going, boob.
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Relax, we're gonna
read her another story
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and she'll go
right back to sleep.
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My God.
We locked the baby
in the bedroom.
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All right, I see her.
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She's okay. She's chewing
on her foot.
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All right, this should do it.
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All right, give me a hammer.
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-No, Dana, come on...
-Just give me the hammer.
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-Dana, I'm telling you...
-Just give me it.
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We've got to get
the door open
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before Mom gets home.
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Okay, fine. You're crazy.
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All right,
I'm just gonna...
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I have to try
and loosen it up.
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Nice going, Bob Vila.
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Okay, okay.
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I called the fire department.
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They're on their way.
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Fire department? Karen!
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We do not need
men to help us.
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We are three strong women.
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We're capable
of handling this ourselves.
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- Hello?
- Hi, honey.
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Mom,
I'm so glad you called.
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We have got a huge problem.
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Give me it!
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You speak, you die.
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Hi, Mom.
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Dana, what's going on?
What's the huge problem?
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You know Karen.
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Zits.
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So how's dinner?
255
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,347
Well, we had a little
trouble at the restaurant
256
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,479
so we're going to
an early movie.
257
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,567
How's the baby?
258
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,917
She's fine.
259
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,310
That must be
the firemen.
260
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,705
Firemen? Dana,
what's going on?
261
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,883
We're watching Backdraft.
262
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,973
You know the...
you know the... The movie
263
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,192
with all the firemen
running around?
264
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:52,021
Yeah, that William Baldwin
is such a hottie?
265
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,763
Um, Mom, I gotta go.
266
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,591
All right, well,
call me if you need me.
267
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,853
- Will do.
- Bye.
268
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,898
Bye.
269
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,813
It's right over here.
270
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,600
Joy.
271
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:09,734
Here come
the big strong firemen
to save the day.
272
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,911
What're you gonna do?
Break down the door
with your ax?
273
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,088
Nope. Got a screwdriver?
274
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,442
Let me save you some time.
275
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,879
I tried that.
It does not work.
276
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,371
Well, sure,
after I loosened it up
for 'em.
277
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,381
Excuse us.
278
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,426
Excuse us.
279
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,341
This is
some romantic dinner.
280
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,563
We've got two and a half hours
left on our date.
281
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,739
Let's just relax
and enjoy the movie.
282
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:58,827
Okay.
283
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,332
Frank, would you
tell him to be quiet?
284
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,986
Well, honey,
he's coughing up a lung.
285
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,422
I don't think
he's doing it on purpose.
286
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,911
We better head home.
Looks like rain.
287
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,566
-What'd he say?
-Something about a train.
288
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,656
A train? Nobody rides
a train anymore.
289
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,919
Cousin Edna does.
She's afraid of flying.
290
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,748
Isn't that Meg Ryan?
291
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,446
I love her.
292
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,578
She was in that movie.
293
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,493
When Harry Met Sally.
294
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,930
No, the other one.
295
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,977
When A Man Loves A Woman?
296
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,326
No, no.
297
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,894
The one with,
what's his name?
298
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,504
That Forrest Gumpguy?
299
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,419
Yeah.
What's the name of that movie?
300
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,812
It's Sleepless in Seattle!
301
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,295
They started it.
302
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,609
-Is this yours?
-No.
303
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,394
You sure?
304
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,489
See, this is nice.
305
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,839
We're all alone on a lake
306
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,189
on a beautiful night?
307
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,061
Yeah, this is better
than a movie.
308
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,500
And the following preview
has been approved
309
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,242
for adult audiences only.
310
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,426
Frank! Wild animal.
311
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,775
You ain't seen
nothing yet, honey.
312
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,777
No, no, no, no,
Frank, outside.
313
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,954
Love al fresco, okey-dokey.
314
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,869
Geez!
315
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,827
-Honey, that's a bear.
-Duh!
316
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,003
Well, do something.
317
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,788
- What?
- Well, scare it off!
318
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,224
Shoo, bear!
319
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,921
Shoo, go, bear.
Go, bear, shoo! No!
320
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,227
- No.
- Not on my truck!
321
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,143
I just waxed my truck. Geez.
322
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,449
Boy, this is perfect.
323
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,799
Now the whole evening
is ruined.
324
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:28,455
First, the Incredible Hulk
tells me I can't eat
in my favorite restaurant.
325
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,675
Then Dr. Hawking Phlegm
blows lung butter
all over my hot dog
326
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,200
and now I got a bear
using my truck
for an outhouse.
327
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,202
Get out of here! God, geez!
328
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,598
What are you laughing at?
329
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,386
Well, yak it up, honey,
330
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,909
'cause I hope you realize
331
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,171
the next chance
you and I have to be alone
332
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,955
is about the turn
of the century.
333
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,741
Frank, I know we're
really desperate to be alone
334
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:57,353
but sometimes things just
don't work out
like you planned.
335
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,140
What are we gonna do?
There's a bear on our hood.
336
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,057
-Are you still hungry?
-Yeah, I'm starving.
337
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,147
Well, let's see
what I can do here.
338
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,587
Hey, Tony? Yeah,
Frank Lambert here.
339
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:14,892
I'd like to order a pizza,
340
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,677
a number three
with extra cheese.
341
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,895
You're gonna
have to deliver it
342
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028
up here to Blue Ridge Lake.
343
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,596
I'll be the only truck
with a bear on the hood.
344
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,777
The point is,
the reason there aren't
345
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,257
more female firefighters
346
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,346
is that men are still
stereotyping us
347
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,436
as docile, domesticated,
348
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,089
subservient creatures.
349
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,178
More iced tea?
350
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,181
No, no.
351
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,966
We really should get back
to the station.
352
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,576
Mayday. Dad and Carol
just pulled up.
353
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,796
All right, everybody, out.
Out, out, out, out.
354
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,406
I get it, I get it.
355
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,755
You don't want your mom
to know you screwed up
356
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,930
and locked the baby
in the bedroom.
357
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,018
Move it, fire boy!
358
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,545
Girls.
359
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,810
Mom.
360
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,812
So is everything okay
with the baby?
361
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,728
Wonderful.
362
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:11,340
Like I say, taking care
of babies is a breeze.
363
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,646
Well then,
maybe you'd like to explain
364
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,214
why there is a firetruck
parked out front.
365
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,133
I can explain the firetruck.
366
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,222
You don't have to.
367
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,617
The man driving
the firetruck just did.
368
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,228
So is there anything that
369
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,968
you would like to say to me?
370
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,233
Come on, say the words.
Say the words.
371
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,453
Taking care...
372
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,716
Of a baby is harder
than I thought.
373
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,804
Thank you.
374
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:42,937
Goodnight, girls.
375
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,900
I hate it when she's right.
376
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,340
Who cares? I've got a date
with a fireman.
377
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,217
Well, there it is.
378
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,001
The last of my worldly
possessions?
379
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,699
Now I'm just looking
380
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,396
for that stairway to Heaven.
381
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,442
-Thanks a lot, man.
-Totally.
382
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,360
"Death, be not proud."
383
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,536
Cody, where's that guy going
with all your stuff?
384
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:17,624
Well, the way I figured,
385
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,886
I won't be needing it anymore.
386
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,844
I mean, hey, what good's
a matching set
387
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,498
of Elvis glasses
when you're dead?
388
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,590
Cody, great news,
you're alive.
389
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,288
Don't toy with me, dude.
390
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,639
It's in the paper.
391
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,641
They did a follow-up article
on the Cody Lambert that died.
392
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,470
Apparently, he was some
big war hero in World War I.
393
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,123
World War I?
How old was he?
394
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,038
Hundred and sixteen.
395
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,953
They even have
a picture of him.
396
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,391
Give me...
Well, hey, that's not me.
397
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,436
Wow, man.
398
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,743
Dude, I'm still alive!
399
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,919
Wow! I can sing,
I can dance.
400
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,050
I can play my guitar!
401
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,138
Right...
402
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,316
I need my guitar back!
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