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Come on, he's open!
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Yes! Yes! All right.
Yes.
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Yeah.
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All right, everybody.
All hands on deck.
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Time to take Carol
to the hospital.
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Hospital? Man,
the baby's coming?
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Dude, I got to get this
on film.
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Come on, everybody.
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But, Dad, the Bucks
just went into overtime.
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Can't she just cross her legs
and hold it in?
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JT, son, let me explain
something to you here.
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Now.
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Coming, Dad.
Good, boy.
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Okay, Al, Brendan,
grab the suitcases.I'll get Dana and Karen.
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Yeah. Okay. JT, take everybody
in the car.
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And I'm taking Carol to the
hospital in the truck. Okay?
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Don't worry, Carol.
I got plenty
of film here, all right?
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You could be in labor for
up to thirty-six hours,
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I'll get the whole
ragin' thing on Memorex.
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Yeah. Cody, we're in
a bit of a hurry, here. Okay.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Everybody watch out.
Okay here we go.
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Cool. Hey, I'm gonna strap
myself to the hood
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and get some action shots
on the way.
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All right, let's go.
Come on. Go, go, go.
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Okay, okay, we're ready to go.
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JT? Guys?
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Where are they?
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No, no. He wouldn't dare.
Not even JT.
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They left without us.
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Okay...
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I'm gonna hurt him.
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- Paging Lori Anderson.
- Health care four.
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Geez, we've been
here an hour.
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How long does it take
to have a baby?
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How should I know?
Do I look like a chick?
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We've got the hallway
to Carol's hospital.
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We've got patients walking
back and forth. Yeah.
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Hey, dude.
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You might want to
hold the back
of that gown closed, man.
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Unless you want somebody
to park their bike there.
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Hey, here we got the Lamberts,
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anxiously awaiting
the arrival of their new
little brother or sister.
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And over here,
we got the Fosters...
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Dude?
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Where's Dana-burger
and company?
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Dr. Starnes.
Dr. James T. Starnes
to emergency, STAT.
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JT.
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You sub-human,
inconsiderate pig.
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Here they are.
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How could you
leave without us?
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Yeah, Frank said
you were supposed to
drive everybody else.
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See, I thought he meant
everybody else I liked.
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Yeah, who wants to hang out
with you geeks anyway?
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Pipe down, you little twerp.
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Don't call him a twerp, dork.
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Hi-ya!
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Back off, Missy.
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I took a self defense class
and I can snap your neck
like a chicken bone.
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Take your best shot, Barbie.
This is gonna be your last.
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Hi-ya...
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All right, all right,
all right. That's enough.
That's it. Break it up, okay?
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Man, you guys.
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This is supposed to be
the happiest day
of your lives.
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Forget it, Cody.
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There hasn't been a happy day
since these Lambert goobers
first moved in.
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Yep.
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September 20, 1991.
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The day the music died.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Well, well, well.
Frank Lambert.
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Long time no see.
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Come on in.
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Kids, come on, come on.
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These are my kids.
Karen and Mark.
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And these are mine.
Al, Brendan and JT.
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- Say "Hi," kids.
- Hi.
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And here's Dana.
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You.
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My God.
It's the rat boy.
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Mother, this cretin put
a dead rat in my locker.
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The rat was alive when
I put him in there.
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Your gym socks
must have killed him.
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Hey, great. You two already
know each other.
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I'll tell you what. Why don't
all you kids go on out back
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and talk about what is
obviously a pretty darn
interesting story. Come on.
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Children, time to eat.
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Mother!
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What?
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What is it?
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Mom, look what that midget
did to my dress.
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Well, what?
I don't see anything.
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There. She squirted ketchup
all over me.
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Lighten up.
It was an accident.
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If I wanted to get it all over
you, I'd have done this.
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Stop it, you little criminal!
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Hey, don't call my sister
a criminal, jerk face.
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You people are savages.
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Can't you argue without
throwing food?
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Yes.
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Dining with
the Lamberts. Always
a four star experience.
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Right. Like it's real fun
waking up to your dog breath
every morning.
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You guys have been fighting
for like four years.
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Don't you think it's time
to bury the hatchet?
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Smoke the peace pipe,
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get on board the love train?
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Maybe. But I still don't
trust her with ketchup
in her hand.
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Relax, Karen, it's empty. See?
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At least, I,
I thought it was empty.
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It's empty now.
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Here we go,
cleansing breath, now.
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Good girl.
Yeah, yeah.
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Honey, here you go, now.
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Here's an ice chip for you.
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Thanks.
You're welecome.
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Sorry I'm late, but the Bucks
went into overtime,
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and I, couldn't
take my eyes off
of that Glen Robinson.
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With a butt like that,
he's worth every penny
of that sixty-eight million.
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She's only dilated
three centimeters,
Dr. Postley.
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We've got a long way to go.
Okay.
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- So how are you doing, Carol?
- I'm fine.
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Good. Would you
like to meet your
anesthesiologist now?
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No, no, no, no.
We won't be needing
him, doctor.
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Frank and I have
discussed this
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and we have decided we are
going to have a completely
natural childbirth.
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Haven't we, Frank?
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Um, are you sure about that?
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Absolutely. No drugs.
No anesthetic.
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I'm handling the pain
just fine.
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Well, honey, you're only
at a three, you haven't
felt real pain yet.
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I haven't?
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Honey, look.
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I think another
contraction's coming.
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This sucker's gonna be
a big one.
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Just breathe, now?
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Okay, okay, breathe.
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I'm okay.
You're okay.
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I'm okay.
You're okay.
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I'm okay...
You're okay.
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I'm not okay.
Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not.
You can do this, honey.
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Here. You want
some ice chips?No, I want drugs!
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No, you don't.
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Yes I do! I want drugs!
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But honey...
Drugs!
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Remember, natural childbirth.
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Drugs now!
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I think we'd like to meet
the anesthesiologist, now.
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And maybe somebody to sew
my ear back on?
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Nurse, could you get
Dr. Winefield?
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Right away, doctor.
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Breathe, breathe.
All right, all right.
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Okay, honey. Come on, Carol.
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Come on, don't forget
to breathe.
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on, Carol.
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Just breathe. Breathe.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's good, honey.
That's good.
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You're doing excellent work.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Winefield.
I'll be your anesthesiologist.
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What's he doing here?
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You asked for drugs, honey.
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Frank, that was not
me talking, that was
the pain talking.
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Well, honey, Mr. Pain
was using your voice.
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Frank, you're supposed to
be strong enough to
stand up to me.
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Okay, okay, I'll be strong.
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Okay. We won't be
needing you, Dr. Winefield.
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And we don't need you
or your drugs.
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Very well.
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I wouldn't go too far.
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Okay, Carol.
Yeah, yeah.
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Take some deep breaths
because the really big
contractions will start soon.
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The,
the really big ones?
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Okay, okay,
here we go.
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It's gonna be okay, honey.
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My God!
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Doctor Hallin. Doctor Hallin. Dial five-two.
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Dr. Covington, you're wanted
in Maternity.
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Dr. Covington to Maternity.
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Attention, doctors,
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if one of you is single
and owns a new Mercedes
or BMW convertible,
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please report to the Maternity
Waiting Room, STAT.
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Karen,
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this is a hospital,
not Love Connection.
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Anyway, you don't even know
what "STAT" means.
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Who cares?
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Whenever they say it on ER,
George Clooney comes running.
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Good, okay.
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Breathe.
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Good girl.
All right.
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Carol, you're doing great.
Good.
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All right. Now, I gotta
go down the hall
and check on a patient.
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If you need me,
just use the intercom
next to your pillow, okay?
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Okay.
All right. Good girl.
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You're doing a great job.
I love you so much
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I love you, too, Frank.
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Brace yourself.
Here comes
another contraction.
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My God!
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You did this to me.
I know.
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It's your baby!
I know.
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Get it out!
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Now, remember,
we love each other.
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Shut up, pretty boy.
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I want drugs!
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No, no, you don't want drugs.
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The hell I don't.
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Carol, one of us
has to be strong.
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Yeah. Well remember that
vasectomy we talked about?Yeah.
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How'd ya' like it right now?
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Code blue, code blue.
My wife needs drugs!
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Get in here. Now, now, now!
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What's the problem?
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She threatened me with
a do-it-yourself vasectomy.
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Nurse, get Dr. Winefield.
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Good going, honey.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, Carol.Just breathe.
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Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe. Good girl.
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Frank. Frank.
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Frank, that was
the worst one yet.
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I know. Hang on, honey.
But help's on the way.
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What do you mean, "help?"
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Well, Dr. Winefield
is coming to give you
something for the pain.
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The drug guy?
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That's what you asked for.
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Frank Lambert, you spineless
noodle of a man.
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How many times
do I have to tell you,
I don't want drugs?
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You know, I really liked
this birth thing better
in the old days
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when the men just hung out
in the bar around the corner.
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Frank, could I just have
a word with Carol?
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Yeah, yeah. I'll just
step off the battlefield
and get a cup of coffee.
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Yeah, get out of here!
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00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,877
Carol...
What?
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Why is it so important
for you to have this baby
without pain medication?
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Because I want to be present
for every moment of
this baby's birth.
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You're gonna be present.
I can guarantee that.
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You'll be real present.
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But, honey, you seem to be
under the impression that
you need to be in agony.
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Yeah, well, isn't it better
for the baby if I don't
take anything?
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Not necessarily.
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And If you're exhausted
and in a lot of pain
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that's not good for the baby
when it comes time to deliver.
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Well, I really wanted
to have this baby naturally.
245
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:47,696
Carol, the only way this baby
will not be born naturally
246
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,350
Is if it comes out your nose.
247
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:55,095
Well, maybe it wouldn't
hurt if I...
248
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,097
Took a little something
for the pain,
249
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,230
Absolutely not.
250
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,668
So, we'll give you
an epidural. It's perfectly
safe for you
251
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,540
and it won't hurt
the baby one bit.
252
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,976
Okay.
Okay?
253
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,499
Okay, good girl.
254
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,892
Okay.
255
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,286
How, how we doing, honey?
256
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,985
I'm okay. I decided
I'll just take a little
something for the pain.
257
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,992
Does somebody want
drugs in here?
258
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,170
Yeah. But you better
hook her up first, okay?
259
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,959
Don't worry. In a few minutes,
you won't feel a thing.
260
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,091
God bless you.
261
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,488
Shoot it. Shoot it.
He's gonna shoot.
He's not gonna shoot yet.
262
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,797
Checks Brendan into the glass.
He shoots.
263
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,756
It's deflected,
but he gets the puck.
264
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,193
With one minute left
in the final game of
the Stanley Cup,
265
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,065
he shoots...
266
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,763
He scores!
267
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,157
JT Lambert wins
the Stanley Cup.
268
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,549
Yes, yes, yes!
269
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,076
You did that on purpose.
270
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,600
No, I didn't. I was just
trying to score a goal.
271
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,341
Hitting you in the face
was a bonus.
272
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,521
I've got an idea.
273
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,958
Why don't you go down
to the morgue and take a nap?
274
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,307
Just shut up, Dana.
275
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,135
Snappy comeback.
276
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,702
Snappy comeback.
Why don't you go snap
your your bra.
277
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,313
You know what? I am so sick
of you and your...
278
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,489
You're so sick of everything.
...whole lowbrow, low
mouth-breathing family.
279
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,101
Quack, quack, quack, quack...
Why don't all you
Lamberts go back...
280
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,059
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
...and drag your knuckles
back into a cave.
281
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,539
All right, all right.
Hey, ho, hey.
282
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,802
All right, now.
That is enough.
283
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:37,501
Man, all you ever do
is beef each other.
284
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,243
We've been stuck here
for three hours with
the Foster geeks.
285
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,810
What else are we
supposed to do?
286
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,986
Why don't you try being
nice to each other?
287
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,162
Well, maybe you guys
don't realize this,
288
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,817
but you all seem a lot
happier when you're helping
each other out.
289
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,254
When have we ever done that?
290
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,431
Well, don't you remember
the time you got dumped
at the prom?
291
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,912
Hey, mighty JT was there
to bail you out.
292
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,702
Dana.
JT.
293
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,967
I really don't need
any grief right now.
294
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:12,101
I know. I know. I just came
to tell you that Jeff guy's
a real jerk.
295
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,626
No.
296
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,281
I'm a jerk for thinking
he'd want to go out with me
instead of Pam Taylor.
297
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,631
All right,
the spotlight dance is
about to begin,
298
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,070
led by our Student
Body President, Dana Foster.
299
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,333
Great.
300
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,597
This is perfect.
Now everybody's gonna know
what a complete fool I am.
301
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,034
Dana.
302
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,644
You're not a fool. You...
303
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,690
You just picked the wrong guy
to go to the prom with.
304
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,172
I'm going to be
totally humiliated.
305
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,957
Dana, I'm here with
a thirteen-year-old.
306
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,959
I think I know a bit
about humiliation.
307
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,703
Look...
308
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:54,056
I know you're
kind of stuck, so...
309
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,798
How about for
the spotlight dance,
310
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,191
you let me be your escort?
311
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,674
You would do that for me?
312
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,763
After all the things
I've said about you?
313
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,333
Hey, your insults
don't bother me.
314
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,902
JT, I called you a greaseball,
315
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,731
a low-life, a scum, ape boy...
316
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:22,215
Okay, all right, fine, fine,
they bother me a little bit.
317
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,653
But you know, I just figure
you're teasing me the way
I tease you.
318
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,656
Dana, we really need you
for the spotlight dance.
319
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,225
So, what do you say?
320
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,575
Once around the dance floor
with old ape-boy?
321
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,013
Thanks, JT.
322
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,363
No problem, Barky.
323
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:43,714
Knuckle-dragger.
324
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,372
Fish-face.
325
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,200
Mouth-breather.
326
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:58,164
Warm fuzzies anybody?
327
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:04,605
Yeah, so one time we were like
the Brady Bunch.
328
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:08,043
I think it is high time
that you all drop this
Foster-Lambert business
329
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,698
once and for all.
330
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,527
I mean, once that baby comes
out, you guys are going to be
permanently joined by blood.
331
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,531
One family, under God,
332
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:21,709
indivisible, with liberty
and justice for all.
333
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,927
Dig it?
334
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:30,152
Hey, anybody want to come
and meet your new baby sister?
335
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,676
Dude, it's a baby.
It's a girl.
336
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,288
All right, man.
337
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,159
Dude, I knew it was gonna
be a girl, man.Yeah?
338
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,422
Yeah. Check it out.
Here, I wrote "girl"
on my left hand.
339
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,947
Course, I wrote "boy"
on my right hand.
340
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,689
But I'm left handed, so see,
I knew it was gonna be a girl.
341
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,038
I knew it. All right!
342
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,998
Hey, so, Frank, how's Mom?
343
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,565
Yeah, she's just fine.
She wants to see everyone,
so go on.
344
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,132
All right, cool.
Yeah, go.
345
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:59,355
And how's the proud Dad?
346
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,618
Just about the happiest guy
in the whole world, son.
347
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,755
Yes. You're so beautiful.
348
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,887
So tired.
349
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:13,587
My, yes, yes.
350
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,459
Hello, baby.
You're so beautiful.
351
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,114
Yes you are. Yes you are.
352
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,900
You are so beautiful.
Yeah, yes you are.
353
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,903
Look what I got, honey.
354
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,953
Yes, yes.
355
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,738
Here's all your brothers
and sisters.
356
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,872
- And the Codeman.
- And your cousin.
357
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,135
Wow, she's beautiful.
358
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,833
Yes.
359
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,096
I can't believe
how tiny she is.
360
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,491
Yeah, me, neither.
She didn't seem so tiny
a couple of hours ago.
361
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,581
Have you thought
of a name yet?-
362
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,280
Her name is Lilly.
363
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,371
Lilly Lambert. That's cool.
364
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:02,026
Actually, her full name
is Lilly Foster Lambert.
365
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,465
Yeah, what'd I tell you,
Foster Lambert.
366
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:09,817
One family. All right.
All blended.
367
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,821
So, who wants to hold
their baby sister first?
368
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,868
I think Dana should
go first, you know.
Since she's the oldest.
369
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,131
Well, I don't
have to go first.
370
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,134
I mean, if somebody else
wants to go.
371
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,008
C'mon, put your arms around
the little bundle of joy.
372
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:31,665
Here you go. Okay, now,
support her head.
373
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,494
There you go. There you go.
374
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,235
My God.
375
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,678
You're so soft.
376
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,768
Look at those
little hands.
377
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:51,554
How could anybody have
such tiny little hands?
378
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,996
Careful, Dana,
that's my sister
you're holding.
379
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,914
She's your sister all right.
She just peed all over me.
380
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,527
Here, I'll take her.
381
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:09,964
Thank you.
382
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,488
Good girl.
383
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,276
Yeah.
384
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,767
Okay, everybody.
Now, stand back.
385
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:31,855
I want to get a picture
of Carol with the baby.
386
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,335
Yeah, me, too.
387
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,381
Okay, Lilly. It's time
for your close-up.
388
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:40,168
Come on, Lilly,
give us a big smile.
389
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,997
Wow, that's my daddy.
390
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,043
Lilly, come on.
391
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:50,874
What a goon.
392
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:58,752
Hey, easy with the flash.
I just spent nine months
in a cave.
393
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,363
Hey, come on, everybody.
Come on and make
a funny face for Lilly.
394
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,452
See if we can
get her to smile.
Come here. Come on.
395
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,628
Come on. Weird face.
396
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,241
God. I hope I have
my own room.
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