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[rock music]

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Now, I've noticed recently that you guys have

had some trouble concentrating, mm-kay.

Um, what? [snickers]

And believe me, I understand why.

The world is so full of injustices,

and worrying about them can cause your generation

a lot of stress.

Uh, huh?

What? [chuckles]

You know, I was hoping your parents would come

to this conference, but since they're not here,

it makes it easier for me to recommend

non-Western medicine.

Have you boys ever tried acupuncture?

It's the only thing that helped me with my vegan gout.

Now, don't worry.

This won't hurt a bit.

Uh, okay. [chuckles]

I'm going to put a small number of needles

in your skin-- - Uh-huh.

To balance your body's energy.

- Okay. - And these needles will

make you feel relaxed and calm--

- Uh-huh. - With a general sense

of well-being. - That sounds like it sucks.

[chuckles] - Okay.

I'm getting the first needle ready for insertion.

Insertion. [chortling]

Now just hold still.

Here comes the first needle.

Hey, that's a needle!

Ahh!

Um, so when are you gonna put those needles in?

[snickers]

I did.

I put in about 50 needles.

Oh, so you did. [sniggling]

What do you know. Feels pretty good.

Very relaxed and calm and, like, some other stuff.

Yeah. [snickers]

[clattering] - He tried to stab me!

I'll kick your ass! - Someone call the police!

Can you excuse me for a minute?

[glass shatters]

Stop choking me, you butthole!

Oh, my God!

- Ahh. - No!

It feels so good, I'm gonna go outside

and walk around and enjoy the day.

♪ Doo doo-doo doo doo ♪ - Don't touch me!

Me and my needles.

[needle twangs] Oops.

[snickers]

[door opens] - Hey, Beavis. [chuckles]

You won't believe what that acupuncture butthole tried

to stick in my face.

I was gonna--

What was it? Sounds interesting.

[snickers]

What the hell is on your face, Beavis?

What do you mean?

It's full of needles.

[chuckles]

Oh, you mean the needles.

Yeah. [snickers]

Of course I'm talking about the needles, dumbass.

Oh yeah, they're just sitting in my face, I guess.

You know, it feels really nice.

It's like my energy is balanced or something.

[laughs]

What are we watching? [snickers]

Damn it, Beavis.

Get those needles out of your face right now.

Oh, no, no.

No, why would I do that?

I've never felt better in my life.

[exhales deeply]

Beavis, you weird son of a bitch.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

You know, Butt-Head, you might feel calmer

if you had some needles in your face.

[snickers] - Damn it, Beavis.

[needles twang] - Ahh!

Ow. [chuckles]

Ahh, I sure do love my needles.

Yeah. [snickers]

Hey, everyone. It's Doug.

I hope you're doing well.

In today's video, what I'm actually gonna be showing you

is the basic fry scream sound,

how it's made, how it's created.

Uh, ice cream sound? [chuckles]

Yeah, what's that? [snickers]

[screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪

Whoa. Did you hear that?

He just sang "Butt-Head sucks."

[snickers] - Uh...

he did?

[screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

[snickers]

- ♪ Above the talk ♪ - Uh...

damn it. [chuckles]

I'm gonna kill this guy. [chuckles]

Yeah, I've been saying "Butt-Head sucks"

for a long time, but, you know,

I never thought about, you know, singing it, you know?

Like, really belting it out, you know?

[snickers] - ♪ Talk ♪

Beavis, I'm gonna belt your face out.

You know, I gotta hand it to this guy.

I don't sing it as good as he does, you know?

[snickers]

You know, I say just, you know, "Butt-Head sucks,"

but he says-- - ♪ Above the talk ♪

Damn it, Beavis.

That's not even what he's saying.

He's saying, like, "a-vuv a sock"

or something. [chortles]

No, no. That's just his Australian accent.

[chuckles]

I think there's, like, a number-one song in Australia

called "Butt-Head sucks."

- ♪ Talk ♪ - [snickers]

Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.

[chuckles]

And I'll show you even close up.

[gargles] - Whoa.

What is that thing back there?

Looks like a nut sack or something.

[chuckles]

Um, actually Butt-Head,

that's called your "uvulvia."

It's actually really useful 'cause, um--

'cause it helps you go--

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.

[chuckles] - So it's step two now.

We actually wanna create the fry sound.

And it's like this. Like--

[vocal fry]

Uh, he's trying to make a fry sound?

[chuckles]

Like when you put the fries in the fryer

at Burger World? [laughs]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know what that sounds like?

It sounds like this:

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna clobber you.

Remember the one time that customer came in?

He said, um, "I'll have the, uh"--

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.

[chuckles]

I-I'm not saying you suck, Butt-Head.

I'm just singing the song.

And, you know, the words to the song just happen to be--

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

[whack] Ahh!

Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.

[chortles]

[vocal fry]

Why would anyone wanna learn to talk like that, you know?

[snickers]

Uh...

[vocal fry]

I don't know. [chuckles]

I can do it longer than that.

Check this out. [snickers]

[vocal fry]

Uh...

okay, Beavis. You win.

[chuckles]

[vocal fry continues]

Uh... Beavis, you already did it longer than me.

You don't need to keep going.

[laughs]

Uh... - [vocal fry continues]

Damn it, Beavis. Stop.

[chuckles] - I win.

[snickers]

Anyway, uh--

- [vocal fry] - This guy should--

damn it, Beavis. [chuckling]

Cut it out.

You're gonna, like, suffocate or something.

[laughs]

That would be cool.

[laughs]

[vocal fry continues]

Are you ever gonna stop, Beavis?

[groans]

♪ Butt-Head su-- ♪

[coughing]

[screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪

[grunts] Butt-Head--[coughs]

Butt-Head--[coughs]

I can't talk. [coughs]

You look kinda, like, purple or something.

[chuckling] It looks cool.

I think my uvula fell off. [groans]

It's on the floor.

I think it rolled under the couch.

Cool. [chortles]

Butt-Head--[coughs]

I--I need to go to the hospital or something.

[groans] - Uh...

no way, Beavis.

He warned you. [chuckles]

Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

Come closer. I gotta tell you something.

Uh, what? [snickers]

No, closer. I can't talk very loud.

Is that as close as you can possibly get?

[grunts] - Uh, yes, Beavis.

[chuckles] - Okay.

[sighs] If I die,

there's something I want you to tell my mom.

Put your ear right next to my mouth so you can hear.

[groans]

I want you to tell her...

[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪

Ahh! Ow!

Damn it, Beavis.

♪ Dum de-dum dum ♪

[humming]

God damn it, Beavis. [chuckles]

♪ Bum bum bum ♪

Beautiful day, isn't it? [snickers]

Ahh. Feeling good.

Damn it, Beavis. You're embarrassing me.

What's your problem? [chortles]

You're right, Butt-Head. I do have a problem.

[snickers]

My problem is that I need more needles.

These are great.

♪ Ba-dum bum bum ♪

♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪

This oughta do it, yeah. [snickers]

Do you have a dressing room where I can try these on?

W-what?

No, I'll just try them on in the bathroom.

Yeah. [chortles]

Yeah. This is gonna be cool. [snickers]

[door opens] [indistinct chatter on TV]

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

[humming]

[sighs]

I feel good today. Yeah.

[snickers]

I'm not even gonna look at you, Beavis.

[chuckles]

Guess why. [snickers]

I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.

Check this out, Butt-Head.

I can play "Enter Sandman" on my face.

Look at this. [chortles]

[needles twanging melody]

See that? [snickers]

See? [snickers]

[twanging]

♪ ♪

I feel the best I've ever felt, Butt-Head.

But you know what's gonna make me feel even better?

[chuckles]

Beavis, if you say "more needles,"

I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.

[chuckles]

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no. That would be silly. No.

No, I'm talking about spanking my monkey.

Yeah. [snickers]

Make a great day even better. Yeah.

♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪

♪ Ba ba ba bow ♪

[snickers]

Okay. Just gonna sit down here.

Go ahead and pull down my pants.

[zipper slides] [chuckles]

[grunts] It's not easy

'cause my hands have all these needles.

[grunts]

It's tricky.

[snickering] And here we go.

[flesh squishes] Ahh!

My schlong!

Ahhhh!

There's needles in my schlong!

Dahh!

Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!

I-I mean, no, wait. Don't come in here.

- That kid is a dumbass. - No! No!

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♪ ♪

[chiming noises]

Chirp.