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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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We now return to hour four
of the "Hoarders" marathon.
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His daughter told us
it was bad,
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but nothing prepared us
for this.
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Let's watch something else,
Butt-Head.
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[snickers]
- Uh...
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no way.
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Those chicks at school said
they love this show.
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And now we must figure out why
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so that we can score with them.
[chortles]
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You've hit rock bottom,
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but we are going to help you
get your life back.
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[sobbing]
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Whoa!
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Whoa, she is really
into this dude.
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Look at that.
- Whoa.
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You think she's gonna score
with him?
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- Uh...
- [snickers]
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Of course she is.
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Just look at her go. [chuckles]
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Ooh, things are getting
out of hand here.
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Whoa. [snickering]
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No wonder chicks love
this show.
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They like to score
with disgusting hoarder dudes.
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[sniggling]
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We know what we have to do.
[remote clicks]
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It is time to become hoarders.
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Let's fill this house
with garbage.
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[both chuckling]
- Cool.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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How are we gonna fill
this house with garbage
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when it's full of all this crap
you left on the floor?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I guess we better
clean it up.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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And done.
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[grunts] We did it. Yeah.
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We sure did. [chuckles]
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And now let's get to work.
[chortles]
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[grunting]
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[clattering]
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[grunts]
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Hello.
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I'm Gary Ray Smith,
the Knitting Man.
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Welcome to my first episode
for my YouTube channel.
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This episode is called
"How I Learned to Knit."
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Huh.
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Oh, boy. [snickers]
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Did you get that, Beavis?
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It's called,
"How I Learned to Knit."
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[chuckling]
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The Knitting Man's
origin story.
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[laughing]
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The boring-gin story.
[snickers]
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So first of all, I want
to say why I started--
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By day, he's an interesting
man that people wanna be with.
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But then by night,
he becomes Knitting Man,
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the most boring person alive.
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[both chortling]
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He bores his enemies
to death. [snickers]
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Able to put
an entire building
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full of people to sleep
with one story.
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[both guffawing]
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Look up there.
It's somebody cool.
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It's somebody I wanna
hang out with.
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No, it's Knitting Man.
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[chortling]
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So it looks like there
aren't any floats,
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and I say it's
a no-float method,
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but really, there are floats.
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They're just one stitch long.
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What a lying sack of crap
he is.
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He just said there
are no floats,
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but there are floats!
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See?
- Yeah, really. [chuckles]
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Kids could be watching this.
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I mean, it's one thing
to bore everyone to death,
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but don't lie. [snickers]
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I mean, the truth
is boring enough!
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My wife, by the way,
is called the Knitting Widow
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because she--
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Because she wants to kill me.
[chuckling]
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People often ask me,
"Does your wife knit?"
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And the answer is, she can--
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His wife is made out of yarn.
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat acoustic music]
- [inaudible]
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[chuckles]
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Why are you doing this
with your life?
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[both snickering]
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[both grunting]
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[shattering]
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[chortling]
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And some of that.
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[both grunting]
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[clattering]
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There we go.
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Now let's go check out
our new chick magnet.
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[clattering]
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Whoa.
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This is cool. [chuckles]
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Cool. [snickers]
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We're hoarders now.
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It's time to go tell
those chicks at school.
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[chuckles]
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And then we'll bring 'em
back here
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and let nature take its course.
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[both snickering]
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Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
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[sniggling]
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Um, uh, Butt-Head?
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Um, where's the door?
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Uh...
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I don't know. [chuckles]
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Um...
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maybe it's this way.
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[clattering]
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this looks familiar.
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Uh, here we go.
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[clattering]
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Oh.
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We're here again. [snickers]
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Uh, maybe it's this way.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[clattering]
[grunting]
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Okay, okay. Here we go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I think the door's
over here.
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Chicks, here we come.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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Right this way. [snickers]
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[clattering]
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Eh.
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Oh, this is it. Yeah.
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Um...[chuckles]
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Um, uh, is this the same place?
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Uh, I think so.
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[chuckles]
- Um...
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um, Butt-Head?
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We can't find the door.
[snickers]
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Are we stuck in here forever?
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Uh...
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this sucks. [chortles]
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Uh, where's the door,
damn it?
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[chuckles]
- Um...
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I can't remember if the house
used to have a door.
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[snickering]
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It had walls.
I do remember that.
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[snickers] They were cool.
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But, um, you know,
you gotta admit,
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um, it's kinda cozy this way,
you know?
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Pretty cozy. Yeah.
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[snickers]
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Uh...
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I think the door is over there.
[chuckles]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, don't touch the newspapers.
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No. [snickers]
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Uh, why not?
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I just like 'em
where they are.
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Don't touch 'em. [snickers]
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They're just old newspapers, dumbass.
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Yeah. But I-I might wanna
read 'em.
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You can't even read.
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I might learn, though,
you know?
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From the newspapers, you know?
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Like, maybe there's, like,
a "How to Read" section
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in there or something.
Just don't take 'em.
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[snickers]
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I have to move
the damn newspapers
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so we can get out
of the damn house.
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They're good newspapers.
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Those newspapers are
worth $200, I bet.
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Yeah. I could sell 'em.
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Don't touch 'em.
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Beavis, you butthole.
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We finally became hoarders
and now all you wanna do
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is hang on to all this stuff
you don't need.
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[chortles]
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Those chicks are at school
right now,
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waiting to score with us.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah.
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Yeah, scoring.
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Yeah, sorry, Butt-Head,
I just got a little crazy here.
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I forgot what's
really important.
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Let's go score. [snickers]
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Good. [chuckles]
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Or are you just trying to
trick me out of my newspapers?
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[snickers]
- Damn it, Beavis.
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No!
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- [grunts]
- Uh...
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No! No, no!
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No! Ahh!
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Butt-Head. [grunts, coughs]
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Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, can you hear me?
[grunts]
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Are the newspapers okay?
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[grunting]
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Can you see 'em? [snickers]
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Beavis, you're a dumbass.
[chuckles]
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I'm getting used to it
in here.
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It's nice.
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Very comforting.
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Ahh. [snickering]
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[clattering]
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Whoa.
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After all that crap fell
on you, I can, like,
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see the window and stuff.
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We can escape.
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I'm gonna climb out of here
and go talk to those chicks.
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[chuckles]
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Fine. Go ahead. [chuckles]
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Well, I'm leaving, Beavis.
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Good. Yeah. [snickers]
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Got everything I need
right here.
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Got newspapers and--
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and the darkness and, um--
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whoa.
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Whoa, there's some empty cans.
[snickering]
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That reminds me of when
I was a kid.
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00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,153
Yeah. [snickers]
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00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,807
Okay, Beavis.
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00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,156
If that's the way
you want it,
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I'll go score by myself.
[chortles]
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Yeah, maybe bring some chicks
back too, you know,
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if they like empty cans,
you know.
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[both chuckling]
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[grunting]
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[rumbling]
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Uh...
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ahh!
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[clattering]
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[grunts] Damn it.
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[chuckles]
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Whoa, look.
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I bet this mayonnaise
is still good.
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[snickering]
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If I ever get out of here,
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I'm gonna kill you, Beavis.
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[chortling]
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Don't wanna eat it yet,
though. [snickers]
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It could be worth something,
you know?
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Yeah. It's a collectible.
[snickers]
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[machinery rumbling]
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[crashing]
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,043
Oh, no.
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00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,784
Now we gotta halt construction
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00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,438
while the police come
check this out.
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00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,615
Well, I didn't see it
if you didn't see it.
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[both grunt]
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[rock music]
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