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* MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[both chuckling]
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It's gonna say
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"boobs," Butt-Head.
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It's gonna say "boobs"
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in the sky.
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Shut up, Beavis.
We're gonna miss the moment.
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[tires screeching, horn honks]
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Let's get closer so "boobs"
will be easier to read.
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Yeah, I want to get
a good look at "boobs"...
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in the sky.
[chuckles]
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Okay, he's done with the O.
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And now
for whatever letter B is.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This is gonna be good.
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Here he goes.
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Just one more letter,
and it will say--
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Aah!
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It'll say "aah"?
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I thought it was gonna say--
Aah!
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[body thuds]
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[both groaning]
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[echoing]
Eh...
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[echoing]
Butt-Head, where are we?
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Eh, wait a second.
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Here's some words.
[chuckles]
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Eh, De--De--Deb, uh--
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Deborah-ment...
- Saint boobs or something.
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- Deeb, uh...
- Boob...
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- Apartment of Sa...
- Boobs.
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Sata--Satan.
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Whoa.
[both chuckle]
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Beavis, this is
the apartment of Satan.
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Do you know what this means?
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Uh, no.
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We have died,
and this is hell.
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Whoa, really?
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Yes!
- Yes!
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[both vocalizing
heavy metal music]
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♪ ♪
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* You might think
I'm crazy ♪
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♪ The way I've been craving ♪
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- Dots suck.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I hate dots. Yeah.
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They're all round and stuff.
Yeah. [chuckles]
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And I hate stripes, too, yeah.
[chuckles]
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This is that video
where Ariana Grande had a lab,
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and she was gonna cure cancer,
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but then she was just like,
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"Nah, let's just make a bunch
of slut robots."
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[chuckles]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, she's creating
a Franken-slut, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's alive!
It's alive!
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It's a slut!
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[giggling]
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Presenting
the Slut-Bot 3000--
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the cutting edge
in slut technology.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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Seems like all that metal
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would, like, cut up
your schlong, you know?
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That's why you'd need, like,
a special metal robo-schlong.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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She's gonna get it on
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with the Tin Man
from "Wizard of Oz."
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[laughs]
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's
got an iron schlong, yeah.
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Yeah, he'll be like,
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"Well, I guess I don't need
a heart anymore."
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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♪ If I only
had a schlong ♪
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[laughing]
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Tin-Woodsman.
[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, I think the Slut-Bot
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turned all of them
into regular sluts,
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you know, like when Pinocchio
became a real boy or something.
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You are all real sluts now.
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Go out into the world
and do some slutting.
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe we died
and went to hell.
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Hell kicks ass!
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It's, like, all dark,
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and--and I think we're standing
in a river of poop, yeah.
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It's definitely cool
here, Beavis.
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But something is missing.
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Where's the demon chicks
with red boobs?
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Yeah, and where's
all the cool guys
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who died and went to hell
on their motorcycles?
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And where are all
the hot girls who went to hell
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because they liked scoring
too much?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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Um, there's supposed
to be fire, too, yeah.
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Eh, fire!
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Uh, maybe the cool part
of hell is, like, further down.
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We're just, like,
in Satan's apartment.
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Yeah. Let's, like, dig down
to the cool part of hell.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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We need, like,
a shovel or something, yeah.
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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
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It's one of those jackhammers.
[chuckles]
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Jack...
[laughs]
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Whoa, cool.
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When Satan closes a door,
he, like, breaks a window.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, someone's
looking out for us down there.
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[both chuckle, grunting]
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[jackhammer pounding,
Beavis screams]
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Damn it, Beavis.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of Satan.
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Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
Yeah. Won't happen again.
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[grunts]
[both laughing]
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[both groaning]
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[chuckles]
Whoa.
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[jackhammer pounding]
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Ugh!
[both laughing]
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Hey, Butt-Head.
Hey, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head!
[gas hissing]
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Uh, yeah?
[chuckles]
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It smells like--like a butt
or something.
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Eh, of course it does, Beavis.
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That's 'cause we're getting
closer to hell.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I can hear the snakes.
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Well, let's keep digging
right here next to this pipe.
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Okay. Here we go.
[both groaning]
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Hey, are you going to the
festival of books this weekend?
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Yeah, apparently--
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[Beavis screaming]
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[crashing]
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[Beavis grunts]
Oh.
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Uh, Butt-Head...
[coughing]
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Did we die?
[coughs]
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Uh...
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we were already dead, dumbass.
[coughs]
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Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
[both cough]
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This still sucks too much
to be hell.
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Yeah, but I saw fire.
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A-and I think I'm
pretty burned, so, you know...
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Eh, those demon chicks
must be around here somewhere.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
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Whoa. I think I just grabbed
a demon girl's leg.
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Oh, cool! Yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, a demon chick
just grabbed my leg!
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Whoa.
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Now I'm, like, feeling
a demon chick's butt.
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head,
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a demon chick
is feeling my butt.
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I'm putting my hand
up her shirt, Beavis.
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Not now, Butt-Head.
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The demon chick
is feeling me up.
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Shut up!
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Beavis, my finger...
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I think I'm scoring.
- Yeah, yeah, me too!
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Yeah, me too!
[both chuckling]
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Wait a second.
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Damn it.
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Where'd the demon chicks go?
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[angelic music]
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♪ ♪
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Is anyone alive down here?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah, we died twice
already, dumbass.
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[comm beeps]
- Oh, my God, it's two boys.
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What the hell happened?
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We were about to score with
some demon chicks, damn it.
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Yeah, until you
chased them off, butthole.
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I think you fellas
may have a concussion.
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Don't worry.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
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Ah, now he's gonna take us
to heaven.
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That sucks.
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You boys are lucky
to be alive.
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"Alive"?
That's even worse.
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[cheers and applause]
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Damn it.
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[rock music]
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