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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ L-L-look, look,
look, look, look, look ♪
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♪ Pole dancer ♪
- Whoa!
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Okay, here we go. Yeah.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Yeah, it's like,
there's these chicks
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with big old butts,
and they're dancing on poles,
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and there's a spinning
beach ball--
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Wait a second.
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Damn it.
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Uh.
This sucks.
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Maybe if we just,
like, you know,
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wait a minute or something,
it'll start up again, you know?
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Gotta be patient.
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Sometimes it takes a while.
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[slurps]
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[birds chirping]
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[crickets chirping]
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[birds chirping, dog barking]
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[slurps]
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Um, Butt-Head?
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I think it's been, like,
a day or something.
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I don't think that beach ball
is going away.
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Uh, well, Beavis, we're just
gonna have to do like the days
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before TV was invented and find
real pole dancers ourselves.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay. [laughs]
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Uh, I think there's, like,
a strip club around here,
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and I think we can get in
if we act all, like, mature.
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[laughs] "Mature."
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[laughs]
- Do they have poles?
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It's a strip club, dumbass.
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They all have poles
and, like, machines
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that make it rain and, uh--
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whoa!
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Check it out, Beavis.
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Polling...
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Palace.
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Polling Palace.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, cool.
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This must be it!
Yeah.
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Beavis, we're about
to get all up in the club.
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Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
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Hmm!
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[rock music]
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This live dig might
get drowned out by sound.
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[Beavis] What are they doing?
What are those things?
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Uh, those are those things
that old people use
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at the beach,
where they, like, go around
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with the headphones
and listen for beeps
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and try to find, like, pirate
treasure or something stupid.
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[laughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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There's usually something
wrong with the people
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who do that, you know?
[laughs]
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There sure is.
[chuckles]
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What is that, some kind of,
like, turd or something?
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[laughs]
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Uh.
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It's just a dime.
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Oh, really?
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How much is that worth?
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Uh, I bet he could sell
that thing
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for, like, ten cents.
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[laughs]
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Boy, they sure are getting
excited over ten cents,
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you know?
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She's gonna masturbate
to it.
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[laughter]
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All right, I got that Barber
by these sycamores,
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and Doug came over.
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He's like,
"Ooh, Doug, another turd."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look, it's a useless
piece of crap.
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What a beautiful design
on that buckle.
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What'd he say?
It's a buckle?
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Yeah.
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Hundreds of years ago
before there was YouTube,
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people used these things
to bore other people.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, and it still works. Yeah.
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All right, we brushed off...
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Whoa, look, Doug is fiddling
with his schlong, look.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, that's Doug's buckle
'cause he just undid
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his pants to play with himself.
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All right, I'm on
the other side of this tree,
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these two sister trees.
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Sister trees?
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Trees can be girls?
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I thought they were all dudes, yeah.
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You know, because, um--'cause
they have a crotch, you know?
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About the same size.
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And I think they
predate the house.
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The sister trees
are dating the house?
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Maybe the house will score
with both of them.
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[laughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Doug's getting them
all worked up.
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He just yelled
that he got something cool.
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And okay.
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Wait a minute.
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The word "cool" means
something's good, right?
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Like, it's cool?
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Yeah.
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There's nothing cool
about that.
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I mean, I used to eat my toy
Hot Wheels and Tonka Trucks
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and poop them out
all the time,
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but I didn't go show it off,
you know,
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and, like, make videos
and stuff, you know?
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[laughter]
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Come back when you got
half a LEGO pirate ship
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floating in the toilet,
you know?
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Now, that, I showed people.
I did do that. Yeah.
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Yeah. [laughs]
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The teacher said you
ruined third grade.
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[laughter]
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And then he retired.
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[laughter]
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, Doug,
nice find,
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clad quarter,
eagle back at least.
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I hate it when people
come into Burger World
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and they try to pay cash
with a bunch of coins.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I can't tell one
of them from another, yeah.
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I just put them
in the register
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and say, "Thank you very much.
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Drive through," yeah.
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I hate when anyone comes
into Burger World at all.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Sometimes I just
want to say,
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"You know, I don't come
to where you work
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"and, like, throw
a bunch of money around
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and demand French fries,
so don't do it here," yeah.
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[laughs]
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There sure is a big line.
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Everyone likes
pole dancers, Beavis,
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even these old perverts.
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Yeah, look
at all these freaks.
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There oughta be a law,
you know what I'm saying?
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[laughs]
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Good to see you young folks
at the polls.
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Is this your first time?
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Yeah, yeah, but, um--
but we've been interested
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in this stuff for a long time.
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Yeah.
We're, like, really into it.
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Well, good for you boys.
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I wasn't interested
in any of this stuff
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until Ronald Reagan.
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Oh, yeah?
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Is she a slut?
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Yeah, yeah,
I bet Ronald Reagan
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has big hooters, yeah.
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I hope she's in there
shaking her butt.
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Yeah, shake that ass,
Reagan, yeah.
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Show me what you're
working with, yeah.
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Whoa.
[laughs]
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I guess we have to get past
the bouncers or something.
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Name and address, please?
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Uh, who are you?
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I'm Lorraine.
I'm a poll worker.
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Whoa.
[laughs]
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- Oh, it's not here.
- I don't know why...
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Can you excuse me
just a second?
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Look again.
I've been voting at this...
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Well, she's a little older
than I thought,
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but I won't complain.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, she must be a really good
pole dancer by now.
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Sweet Lorraine.
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Back that thing up.
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I'm tired of waiting, Beavis.
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Let's go get up in the club.
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[laughs]
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Uh.
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Where are the strippers?
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I don't see any poles either.
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They gotta be
around here somewhere.
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[chuckles]
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You just go right behind
that curtain there.
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Whoa.
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Beavis, looks like we're
headed to the champagne room.
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Ooh, yeah.
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I hope we get to see
Ronald Reagan shake that ass.
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Shake that ass.
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Yeah.
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[laughter]
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The champagne room, yeah.
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Um, Butt-Head, um,
there's no chicks in here.
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Uh, they gotta be here soon.
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And I don't see a pole
either, Butt-Head.
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As long as there's chicks,
who cares about the pole?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true, yeah.
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Yeah, this is gonna be cool. Yeah.
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Oh, check it out.
What's this?
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Whoa, it's like
a pole dancer menu.
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So many pole dancers
to choose from, look at that.
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Uh, a lot of these are guys.
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[chuckles]
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Bush.
[laughter]
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Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna order that one.
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Yeah. Ooh.
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Here we go.
[chuckles]
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So now what?
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Uh.
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Go up there
and put it in the box.
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I'll hold it down here
in case the strippers come.
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[laughs]
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Just stick my menu in here. Yeah.
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And put some money
in there, dumbass.
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Act like you know
what you're doing.
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Oh, yeah.
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[grunts]
Yeah, here we go.
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[grunts]
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Just go ahead
and smooth this out a little.
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Make it all nice
for the stripper, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Let's see what else I got here.
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Yeah, that'll seal the deal. Yeah.
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[laughs]
Big money.
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And now we just wait
for our order,
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just like Burger World.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you. Drive through.
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Yeah.
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[laughter]
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Um, you've been
in there a long time.
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Do you need to see
a poll worker?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we've been waiting
to see a poll worker
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for, like, 20 minutes.
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Yeah, tell her to hurry
the hell up already.
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[laughter]
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Hello, you two.
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Uh, we didn't come here
for small talk.
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Time to get down to business. Yeah.
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Did you fill out the ballot
slip and put it in the box?
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We sure did.
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Yeah, and now it's your turn.
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Come on, now.
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So congratulations.
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You successfully voted.
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Um, we what?
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If you filled out your ballot
and then put it in that box,
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then you voted.
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Yeah, for a stripper.
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Look, I didn't think she
was a great candidate either,
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but she's better
than the one we've got.
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Is this 'cause Beavis
didn't put in enough money?
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, here.
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I was gonna save it
for your G-string, but, um--
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There she goes.
[chuckles]
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Well, that strip club sucked.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I even made it rain
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with my last $1.50,
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and nothing happened.
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[music thumping]
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00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,377
Maybe we can try this place.
262
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,335
No way, Beavis.
263
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,163
We're not falling
for that again.
264
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,470
[laughs]
Sorry, dumbasses.
265
00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:39,255
We, like, outsmarted you.
266
00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:40,126
Yeah, really.
267
00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,997
How dumb do we look?
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00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,043
[laughter]
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00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:47,655
[rock music]
270
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,509
Chirp.
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