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[Trapster laughing]
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[laughs]
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We have the truck, now we have some fun.
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[all laugh]
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[laughs]
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Corn on a stick! Get your corn on a sโฆ
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Popcorn! Get your fresh popcorn!
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[cackles]
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[gasps] Huh? What was that?
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The Avengers?
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That would be us.
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No assembly required.
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Ha! You don't stand a chance
against the Frightful Four.
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Uh, pretty sure there's only three of you.
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Uh, let's see. One, two. On--
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Just attack them already!
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Hey, Trapster. Where do you think
you're going with my stuff?
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[grunting]
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-[shield clanks]
-[laughs]
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-Knock, knock.
-Whoa.
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[grunts]
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[babbling, grunting]
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[grunting]
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[citizens scream]
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-You're okay.
-Whoa. Thanks, Cap.
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You wanna give up?
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[grunts] I'm ready to throw down. Are you?
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Nah, we're just distracting you.
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[exclaims] I'm stuck!
What'd you do to me, you annoying robot?
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I am not a robot.
I am Vision, and you have been phased.
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[Iron Man] Yeah,
that's not a real saying, Vision.
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And what are you trying to hit me with?
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With glue, bro. That's my thing.
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-Really?
-Yes, obviously.
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Now stop moving, bro.
It's making it hard to hit you.
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Right. Uh, that's not happening.
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Try these on for size.
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Uh-oh.
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Whoops.
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[Black Panther] The truck is
out of control. Everyone, off.
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-[clamoring]
-[grunts] We got it.
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[grunting]
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Hold on!
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You kinda look delicious right now.
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Thor, heads up.
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[groans, grunts]
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[Thor] And just when all looked lost,
that's when I saved the day.
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I used my trusty Mjolnir
to smash that giant hat
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into a million pieces
for all of you to now clean up.
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-You are welcome.
-Whoa.
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We apologize for the mess and
inconvenience caused.
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-Oh! It's Mr. Vision.
-[Vision] We must be going, Thor.
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Oh, okay. Umโฆ [clears throat]
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โฆyou know, someday I wish
I could be an Avenger too.
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Is there, um, like, you know,
a way that I could call you
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so we could, like, hang out sometime?
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Ah, well, actually
I just lost my raven and, uh,
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need to get a new one.
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But when I do,
I will totally send it to you.
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Farewell!
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Wow. The Avengers just talked to me.
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-[Ballinger] Dennis!
-[yelps, grunts]
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Why is that on your head?
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[grunting] No reason, sir.
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I keep telling you, Dennis,
we're Damage Control.
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We're in charge of cleaning up
and fixing damage.
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-We're not supposed to make more of it.
-[grunting]
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-[yelps, grunts]
-[sighs] Where's the new guy?
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[Ballinger] Terry!
Come give Dennis a hand.
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Yes, absolutely.
Of course. Allow me to help.
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Dennis, this is Terry, our new intern.
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Show him around and stay out of trouble
while we handle the cleanup.
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You got it, boss.
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[sighs] And be more careful,
or at least try to be more careful.
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Whew. Thanks for the save, Terry.
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So, it's your first day.
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I started off as an intern too.
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But now I'm a fully-fledged member
of Damage Control.
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I have the badge to prove it.
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[Terry] So, how long
does it take to get a badge?
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Usually a year.
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Seriously? That's a long time.
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Yeah. Took me a bit longer on account of--
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Wellโฆ [chuckles] โฆI don't know
if you noticed or not,
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but I kinda break things a lot.
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[chuckles] Now, you see this?
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This shouldn't be here.
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It's okay. I know where everything goes.
I can move it.
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[grunting] Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, please. No.
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-Dennis, out of the way.
-[gasping]
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Hold on. I can fix it.
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[employees grunting]
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This will steady it.
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Dennis, no, don't.
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-Hey, what happened?
-[groans]
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Ah, gross. [exclaims]
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Sorry, everyone.
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[sighs] All righty, everyone.
That's a wrap.
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See you tomorrow.
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You know, it's kind of impressive how
you break every single thing you touch.
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I don't know. Maybe you're in
the wrong line of work.
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But I love being at Damage Control.
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I-I get to work with the Avengers.
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Well, I mean, sort of work
after them, but--
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[sighs] It's like the closest
I'll ever be to being a superhero.
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You are really into the Avengers.
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Yeah. How could you not be?
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[stammers] They have these
amazing superpowers,
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and they use them to help people.
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Anyway, you want to get some popcorn?
There's this new place.
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No, I gotta go look for something,
but I'm so glad I met you, man.
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See you again soon, Dennis.
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You too, Terry.
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Two hot chocolates, please.
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Whoa. I got it.
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-[stammers] Be careful with that.
-Thanks.
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[sighs] Another marvelous day
in New York City. I just love living here.
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I mean, where else can you see
superheroes around every corner?
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Iceman, just the way you like it.
Hot cocoa with two marshmallows.
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Oh, my favorite.
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Stay cool, dude. Stay cool.
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-You never know who you might bump into.
-[Invisible Woman grunts]
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[Invisible Woman] Hey, look where
you're going. I'm walking.
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Sorry, I didn't see you.
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Wow, okay. I can't believe I bumped into
the Invisible Woman. [chuckles]
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At least I think it was her.
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No parking on Thursdays?
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Vengeance shall be mine.
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[screaming]
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As I was saying, I just love living here.
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I mean, where else can you take
CrossFit with Frank Castle?
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-[people in studio panting and screaming]
-Faster, faster! Punish those calories!
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-[yells]
-[panting]
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-[panting]
-Don't you dare.
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[yells, grunts]
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Hey, Jeff.
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-[music playing]
-Ghost-Spider.
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You get your hot dogs here?
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Yeah, yeah. Me too, me too.
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[stammers] This place has the best ones.
I mean, don't you think?
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Okay. See you later.
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Wow. She is a great listener.
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Was someone talking to me?
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Ah, geez. Howard the Duck has jury duty,
so he can't make it to the card game.
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Another night of solitaire for ol' Gambit.
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We'll never find someone else to play.
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You need another person for cards?
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Ah. Sorry, kid.
Our game's for superheroes only.
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Wow. Game night with Gambit and the Thing.
Can you imagine? [grunts]
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-That has to be the most incredible--
-Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Are you talking to the audience?
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She-Hulk. Oh, wow.
[stammers] It's so nice to meet you.
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Talking to the audience is my thing.
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Oh, but I thought
Deadpool was the one who--
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Nope. Mm-mmm. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I did it first,
and I sued him for stealing my bit.
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Sued him right out of this very special.
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Oh, o-okay. Sorry, I won't do it again.
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Ugh. Don't feel bad. All right, here.
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I've got a couple of these left.
These will get you into Avengers Con.
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Tomorrow's Avengers Con?
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But that's been sold out
for months. [sighs]
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I've always wanted to go. [babbles]
Thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. You're welcome.
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But seriously,
you monologue one more time,
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I'm gonna come into your house
and rip up all your comics.
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[Dennis] Avengers Con. Wow.
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I mean, I don't have any powers,
but, man, wouldn't it be awesome
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if I could somehow be an Avenger?
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[Gloria] You could never be a superhero.
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You're too clumsy, Dennis.
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You break everything you touch.
You're nothing but trouble.
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[groans] Hi, Gloria.
How are you this evening?
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Fine till you showed up.
What kind of superhero would you be?
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Demolition Man? Well, Mr. Avenger,
for your first mission,
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how about you clean up
that mess you just made, huh?
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-[Rocket groaning] Nah.
-[gasps]
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What about this? No. Hmm?
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Hey, this ain't what it looks like.
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You gonna eat that? Asking for a friend.
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I am Groot!
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[Gloria] Dennis,
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quit talking to raccoons and weeds.
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-I am Groot!
-[grunts]
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My cranky neighbor, Gloria.
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Doesn't like me because I'm always making
mistakes and breaking things.
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You want, I can blast her.
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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Nah, she's right. I do break everything.
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Bet the Avengers don't have to
deal with stuff like this.
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They probably only
do stuff that's awesome.
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[groans] I am trying to turn left.
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Which way? Your left or my left?
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[groans] Don't confuse me. [grunts]
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Are you even lifting it?
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-Yes. Are you lifting?
-Stop yelling at me.
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Tomorrow sure is gonna be fun.
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Some pretty odd stuff
we've accumulated over the years.
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Yes. Our fans do enjoy it when we bring
these items out of the vault once a year.
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I don't even remember this one.
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Where'd Thor find this?
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Found it wedged in the armpit of a rather
grumpy lava troll on Vanaheim. [chuckles]
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Oh, no.
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-Wait. No, that was something else.
-[object clatters]
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[Hulk] Ow! My foot.
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[yawns, groans]
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[alarm beeps]
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Yes.
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Gotta get through one more day of work,
then right after, it's Avengers Con.
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Why are we standing around?
Come on, come on.
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The sooner we get started, the sooner we--
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Oh, no.
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[Ballinger] I'm gonna have to bill you
for the damage. What's your name again?
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Moon Knight?
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Yes. Moon Knight. That is who I am.
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And this is my partner, Devil--
Uh, Daredevil.
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That's us. Moon Knight
and Daredevil. [chuckles]
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Yeah. Send us the bill.
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Huh. I'd say Daredevil
looks bigger in person.
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-[whistle blows]
-[sighs]
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All right. That's lunch. Take 30.
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This job's taking forever.
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At this rate, I'm gonna have to
stay late and miss Avengers Con.
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Oh, you're right.
We just need bigger tools.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They don't let me use the big stuff.
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Come on, Dennis. With that thing,
you could get this place cleaned up
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before everyone gets back from lunch.
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I'm not so sure.
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Let me ask you this.
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Do you want to go to Avengers Con or not?
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[exhales deeply] I can do this.
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Uh-oh. Careful.
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Whew. [chuckles]
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No. No, no, no, no.
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[screams]
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[Terry] Boss, using the crane,
that was my idea.
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No, it's my fault.
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[sighs] Both of you are gonna stay
to clean this up.
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As long as it takes.
All night if you have to.
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Now, I'll never get to Avengers Con.
241
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,584
Oh, come on. That's quitter talk.
242
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,376
If we work hard,
there's nothing we can't do.
243
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,751
-I don't know, Terry.
-[tuts]
244
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:20,209
I know. Now, let's broom.
245
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,418
[blows]
246
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:46,668
You know, I was really expecting
"let's broom" to be way more motivating.
247
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:50,251
We're never gonna get this done.
Ow. Ow, ow. Ow!
248
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:56,584
You know, there's still a way
to get you to Avengers Con.
249
00:13:57,668 --> 00:14:00,043
[Ghost Rider screams] Vengeance!
250
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,126
[Dennis] Are you sure about this, Terry?
251
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,959
Absolutely sure about this.
252
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:08,543
Damage Control HQ has all sorts of
high-tech gadgets and gizmos.
253
00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:13,918
I bet there's something here that'd
clean that mess up lickety-split.
254
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:18,084
Yeah, I don't think
Mr. Ballinger would like this.
255
00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:22,459
Look, I'd do this myself,
but I don't have a Damage Control badge.
256
00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:25,709
If you let me help you,
you can still go to Avengers Con
257
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,501
and meet your heroes, man.
258
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:30,918
But there's no way this is gonna work.
I only have a level one badge.
259
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,626
It's not gonna get us in.
260
00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,918
[computer voice]
Level one janitorial clearance.
261
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,043
Welcome.
262
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,293
Oh.
263
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:45,001
Forty-four, 45, item 46, item 47.
Oh, look.
264
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,459
Here we are. Item 48.
265
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:57,501
Terry, what is this?
266
00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:01,334
This, my friend,
is the Regal Practical Duster.
267
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:05,709
Discovered by the great Reed Richards
somewhere beyond our known universe.
268
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:09,751
So powerful that it could
consume anything.
269
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,459
That's not what you want to use
to clean up the mess, is it?
270
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,959
Oh, no. It's way too dangerous, Terry.
271
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:17,834
Mmm. Exactly.
272
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:24,418
Oh, no.
273
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,959
-That sounds weird.
-What is that?
274
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:36,209
[civilian 2] It says "Galactus"?
275
00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:37,293
Run!
276
00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:41,584
[civilians screaming, clamoring]
277
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,209
Quick! Come here! Into the lobby!
278
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,543
[Iceman] Hey, man. [grunts]
279
00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:56,418
Not cool. Not cool. [grunts]
280
00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:57,751
[screams]
281
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,334
Okay, class, listen up--
282
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,251
-[CrossFit students scream]
-Hey, where you going?
283
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,834
Oh! Oh, no pain, no gain!
284
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,959
[grunting]
285
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,209
-[Rocket] No, no, no, no, no!
-I am Groot!
286
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:14,543
[Ghost-Spider] At least it's not another
inter-dimensional portal!
287
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,126
[panting]
288
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,751
Ow! Ugh, stupid fourth wall!
289
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,793
[pants] Where is that thing going?
290
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,168
[Dennis] Oh, no.
291
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,626
[fan 1] Oh, I love him. He's my favorite.
292
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,959
Hi, Hulk.
293
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,626
[fan 3] Can I have your autograph?
294
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,418
[fan 4] Can we get a selfie, please?
Just one selfie?
295
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,959
[fan 5] Oh, yeah, man! [laughs]
296
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:41,626
[shutter clicks]
297
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,959
Thanks, Black Panther.
298
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:47,334
[screaming, panting]
299
00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:52,001
-[screams, panting]
-[Black Panther grunts]
300
00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:53,668
[fans clamoring]
301
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,126
[Iron Man] That is not from around here.
302
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:59,209
Avengers assemble!
303
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,876
[Hulk grunts]
304
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,793
[panting]
305
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,543
-[pants]
-Vision, let's light it up.
306
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,418
[screaming]
307
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,751
Uh-oh. [straining, grunting]
308
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,209
Thor! [grunts] I got you. [grunts]
309
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,918
[grunting]
310
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:42,709
Oh, thank goodness. Oh, wait. Oh, no!
311
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:45,293
This can't be happening!
312
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:50,043
Vision! Mr. Vision! [groans, grunts]
313
00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:52,376
I've got you. Just hold on.
314
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,418
We'll be okay as long as
we don't lose our--
315
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,168
[shrieking]
316
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,334
I'm so sorry.
317
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:02,668
I am an android. I am fine. You saved me.
318
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:05,501
Well, you saved 16% of me.
319
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,084
[all groaning, grunting]
320
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:20,126
This turned out even better than
I could have imagined.
321
00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:22,084
And I've got quite the imagination.
322
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,209
Terry!
323
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:24,626
Well.
324
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:29,251
On behalf of Damage Control,
you can kiss your internship goodbye.
325
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,251
[laughing]
326
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,459
Oh, Dennis.
327
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:38,876
I've been trying to get my hands on this
for a long, long time, man.
328
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:43,459
The problem was that the Avengers had it.
But now with them out of the way,
329
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:45,084
it's all mine.
330
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,876
[laughs] Ugh. Not this.
331
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:51,209
Behold!
332
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:55,959
The axe that wields the power
to reshape the world.
333
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,459
[gasps] Terry?
334
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,168
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my friend.
335
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,668
With this axe,
I am no longer a mere Terry.
336
00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:18,834
I am now known as Terrax!
337
00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:22,001
[chuckles] Wait, are you just adding
"ax" to the end of your name?
338
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,834
Terry with an axe?
339
00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:28,126
No, that's ridiculous.
I would never be Ter--
340
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,209
Shut up!
341
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:40,001
The axe is mine, and I, Terrax,
342
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:43,084
have defeated Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
343
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:46,376
I've defeated the Invincible Iron Man,
344
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,209
the Mighty Thor,
345
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:49,959
the Incredible Hulk,
346
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:53,334
and the unstoppable Tom Brady.
347
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:56,376
I was on vacation,
and this thing just sucked me up.
348
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:59,501
Oh, now this planet belongs to me,
349
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:03,959
but I couldn't have done it
without my best pal Dennis.
350
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:07,501
Whoa. Not cool, Dennis. Not cool.
351
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,751
[Dennis] But-- But n-- I didn't mean--
352
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,168
No. [stammers] It wasn't my--
353
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:14,834
[baby cries]
354
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:16,668
Thanks again, Dennis.
355
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,834
[cackling]
356
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,126
[Dennis shouts]
357
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:26,709
And now you'll see a world
with no Avengers.
358
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,001
Ha, ha, ha.
359
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:39,751
[civilians screaming, clamoring]
360
00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:45,126
Well, well, well.
361
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,834
Look what you did now.
362
00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:49,418
I always knew you'd
eventually break everything.
363
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:55,876
[sighs]
364
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:58,876
[grunts, groans]
365
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,376
[sighs] This is all my fault.
366
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:03,876
The Avengers are captured.
There's no one left to save the city.
367
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,626
I'm sorry, Mr. Vision.
368
00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:09,501
I didn't mean to pull your head off.
I didn't mean to do any of this.
369
00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:12,751
-Hello, Dennis.
-[shrieks, grunts]
370
00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:16,501
[Terry cackles]
371
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,459
Oh, so much to do.
372
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:23,459
I can build anything I want with this axe.
373
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,543
So first things first.
374
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:31,418
Just so there's no doubt
who rules this world.
375
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,918
Yes, this will do nicely.
376
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,251
[Hulk grunting]
377
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:42,376
Save your strength, big guy.
378
00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:45,501
Yeah, we could be in here
for a while. [sighs]
379
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,584
Go fish.
380
00:21:46,668 --> 00:21:49,959
If Vision's head is out there,
he's running on backup battery.
381
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:53,293
He's not gonna have much time left
before his system starts to malfunction.
382
00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:57,709
[Black Panther] Wherever his head is,
let us hope it is in good hands.
383
00:21:57,793 --> 00:21:59,793
Mr. Vision, are you okay?
384
00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,376
Please, just call me Vision.
385
00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:03,168
I'm so sorry for what happened.
386
00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:07,001
The Avengers, Terrax, Galactus,
you losing your body.
387
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:10,126
It's all my fault.
All of this is my fault.
388
00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:13,709
Now is not the time for self-pity.
There is a way we can free the Avengers.
389
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,043
Oh, thank goodness.
390
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,168
I-I was worried you
didn't have a plan to fix this.
391
00:22:17,251 --> 00:22:20,834
If I can retrieve a power booster
and be reunited with my body,
392
00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:23,626
I should be strong enough to
phase and break through Galactus.
393
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,168
That sounds amazing. Terrific.
394
00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:27,876
How do we do that?
395
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,334
First, you must get me to Avengers Tower.
396
00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:31,876
There will be a power booster there.
397
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,918
Okay, Vision. What's the best way
to get to Avengers Tower?
398
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:40,376
[stammering] Showing directions to
shawarma restaurants near you.
399
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,418
Okay, great, so what-what was it? What?
400
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:43,543
Apologies.
401
00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:45,751
I am losing power
and starting to malfunction
402
00:22:45,834 --> 00:22:47,709
due to being separated from my body.
403
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,918
If I'm not made whole soon,
I will cease to function.
404
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:52,834
Okay. Well, don't worry, Mr. Vision--
405
00:22:52,918 --> 00:22:54,918
[stammers] Vision.
I won't let that happen.
406
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,293
We can do this. I can do this.
407
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,376
[Gloria] No, you can't.
408
00:22:58,459 --> 00:23:00,751
Not a good time, Gloria.
409
00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:05,376
[Vision] If you do not mind
me asking, Dennis,
410
00:23:05,459 --> 00:23:06,501
what are you wearing?
411
00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:10,001
It's my superhero costume.
I made it to wear to Avengers Con.
412
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,251
I figured now was a good time for it.
413
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:15,251
[gasps]
414
00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:18,459
Why is Galactus here?
415
00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:20,001
We had better keep moving.
416
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:23,043
[Dennis] Vision, what's it like
being a superhero?
417
00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:24,209
[Vision] What do you mean?
418
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:26,043
I've just always wondered
'cause, you know,
419
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:28,126
I've always wanted to be an Avenger.
420
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:29,793
But I don't have any powers.
421
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,418
Or anything I'm good at. Soโฆ
422
00:23:32,501 --> 00:23:34,376
This conversation will have to wait.
423
00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:35,709
We are here.
424
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,543
[Dennis] I can't believe
I'm standing in the Hall of Armor.
425
00:23:41,626 --> 00:23:43,043
Oh, my gosh, is that the Mark I?
426
00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:46,126
And Thor's cape!
Are those trick arrows? Ow!
427
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:47,709
Nope. Real arrows.
428
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,668
[whispering] No way. One of Cap's shields.
429
00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:52,876
Please, be careful, Dennis.
430
00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:56,043
[grunting] Yeah!
I can do this all-- [yelps]
431
00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:59,751
You're not careful, you could take
someone's head off with this thing.
432
00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:02,251
[gasps] Oh, wow!
433
00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:07,668
Captain America, and Daredevil. Dazzler,
Moon Girl, Moon Knight, and Wolverine!
434
00:24:07,751 --> 00:24:10,209
-Bub.
-What happened, Vision?
435
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:12,709
You look, uh, shorter.
436
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:14,543
At the moment, I'm just a head.
437
00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:15,626
But with your help,
438
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:18,501
I will both get my body back
and free the Avengers.
439
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:21,084
Look, I speak for all of us.
440
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,959
We only have one question.
441
00:24:23,043 --> 00:24:24,668
-Who is that?
-Hi.
442
00:24:24,751 --> 00:24:28,043
Dennis is with me.
He works at Damage Control.
443
00:24:28,126 --> 00:24:29,251
Damage Control.
444
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:32,709
They're the ones who keep sending us
bills for damage we didn't do.
445
00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:37,126
[chuckling] Oh, my gosh. That's so weird.
446
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,209
I'm here to help.
447
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:41,168
My superhero name is D-Man.
448
00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:45,293
Well, we're saved. D-Man is here.
449
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:48,376
Not the best look.
The mask is all right, though.
450
00:24:48,459 --> 00:24:50,751
The mask isn't as important as your name.
451
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,168
You gotta do something
about your hero name.
452
00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:55,168
My name? Is it bad?
453
00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:56,668
It ain't good.
454
00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:57,834
Don't forget the song too.
455
00:24:57,918 --> 00:25:00,876
Every hero's gotta use
a super cool, heavy metal,
456
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:05,168
rock-and-roll song
for when you're fighting villains!
457
00:25:05,251 --> 00:25:10,293
[stammering] Today's weather will be cool
and breezy with a high of 75.
458
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:14,168
And three cups garlic
and 12 tablespoons butter.
459
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,668
[clears throat] Pardon me.
460
00:25:15,751 --> 00:25:18,126
My battery is fading,
and I need a power booster.
461
00:25:18,209 --> 00:25:20,418
Once I am reunited with my body,
462
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:23,418
it will allow my phasing abilities
to break through Galactus.
463
00:25:23,501 --> 00:25:25,084
Done. What's our next move?
464
00:25:25,168 --> 00:25:27,168
Next, we let Terrax capture me.
465
00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:28,709
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
466
00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:31,459
[Dennis] This is such a great plan.
467
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:34,293
I mean, all we gotta do is get
Vision's head sucked up by Galactus
468
00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:36,084
and reconnected with Vision's body?
469
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,959
It seems like it's pretty easy to get
Galactus to eat things up.
470
00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:42,084
Man, I cannot wait to see
the look on Terrax's face
471
00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:43,584
when he realizes we tricked him.
472
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:48,001
Oh, Dennis. Anyone ever tell you
how loud you talk?
473
00:25:48,084 --> 00:25:49,334
Oh.
474
00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:53,918
So, usually we don't tell
the super villain our plan ahead of time.
475
00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:56,834
No, not that it matters.
476
00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:02,626
Not when I have the power
to reshape the world.
477
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,209
[roars]
478
00:26:10,293 --> 00:26:13,626
Wellโฆ [sighs] โฆthere's something
you don't see every day.
479
00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:17,584
[Wolverine] Watch out, kid.
480
00:26:20,043 --> 00:26:21,043
[grunting]
481
00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:23,459
[grunts]
482
00:26:23,543 --> 00:26:25,001
[grunts]
483
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,709
[grunts]
484
00:26:30,376 --> 00:26:32,251
[grunting]
485
00:26:32,334 --> 00:26:33,376
[grunts]
486
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:38,709
[roars]
487
00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,376
[grunting]
488
00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:45,334
[panting, whimpering]
489
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:46,793
[shouts]
490
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:50,126
[yelp, shouting]
491
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,709
-[grunts]
-I got ya!
492
00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:52,876
Oh, no!
493
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:56,168
Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow. My head.
494
00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:57,584
You all right?
495
00:26:57,668 --> 00:26:59,043
No, not really.
496
00:26:59,126 --> 00:27:00,918
I dropped Vision,
and I don't know where he is.
497
00:27:03,001 --> 00:27:06,959
Just get yourself somewhere safe.
Let us handle this.
498
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,376
[yelps, shrieks]
499
00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:20,793
[grunts]
500
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,584
-[grunts]
-[shrieks, grunts]
501
00:27:24,668 --> 00:27:25,668
[Dennis] Get him, Cap.
502
00:27:25,751 --> 00:27:26,876
[grunting]
503
00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:28,584
Hey! Stop! Ow! [grunts]
504
00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:34,376
[grunts]
505
00:27:36,334 --> 00:27:39,251
[grunts, groans]
506
00:27:40,584 --> 00:27:41,959
[shrieks]
507
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:46,126
With that, no more Avengers.
508
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,501
[sighs]
509
00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:53,043
Vision? Vision. Can you hear me?
510
00:27:53,876 --> 00:27:56,459
Where are you? Vision!
511
00:27:56,543 --> 00:27:58,626
-Over here, Dennis.
-Oh!
512
00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:04,834
I messed it all up again. I'm sorry.
513
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,959
We cannot give up hope.
It is not over yet.
514
00:28:07,543 --> 00:28:08,709
It is for me.
515
00:28:08,793 --> 00:28:10,584
I don't wanna pretend anymore.
516
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:12,209
Gloria's right.
517
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:14,459
All I do is break everything I touch.
518
00:28:15,584 --> 00:28:18,501
You asked me before
what it was like to be a superhero.
519
00:28:18,584 --> 00:28:22,084
Being an Avenger is about being
the best version of yourself.
520
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,918
Well, if that's what it is,
then I'm not a hero.
521
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:26,709
Be myself. [scoffs]
522
00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:29,084
Being myself is what
caused this whole mess.
523
00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,209
But that is not a reason to give up.
524
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,626
What's the point of even trying? [yelps]
525
00:28:34,209 --> 00:28:35,501
[grunts]
526
00:28:36,084 --> 00:28:37,168
Ow!
527
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:41,001
All I'm good at doing
is breaking stuff. [grunts]
528
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:44,543
[gasps] I'm good at breaking stuff.
529
00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:54,209
[laughing]
530
00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:55,709
What are you doing?
531
00:28:56,209 --> 00:28:58,584
I'm really good at breaking stuff!
532
00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:02,876
Oh, this is kind of gross,
but I don't care.
533
00:29:03,668 --> 00:29:06,876
I am Demolition Man!
534
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,626
Oh, great. What's he building now?
535
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,418
[Terry] Oh, I'm glad you asked.
536
00:29:16,501 --> 00:29:20,001
A monument to the greatest thing ever.
537
00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:21,084
Me.
538
00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:24,126
No, Terry. I'm not gonna let that happen.
539
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:28,834
You should have
stayed out of my way, Dennis.
540
00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:30,584
Only my friends call me Dennis.
541
00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:34,584
You can call me Demolition Man.
542
00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:37,751
Is that the broom guy from Damage Control?
543
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:39,126
Well, we're toast.
544
00:29:39,209 --> 00:29:41,959
[Dennis] You may be good at
building things, Terrax,
545
00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:43,918
but I'm good at demolishing things,
546
00:29:44,001 --> 00:29:47,584
and that's what I'm gonna do
because I'm a superhero now.
547
00:29:47,668 --> 00:29:49,709
-I have the costume.
-That's debatable.
548
00:29:49,793 --> 00:29:51,751
-I have the name.
-Is he serious?
549
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:54,793
And I even have a super cool,
heavy metal, rock-and-roll song.
550
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,418
-Oh, no.
-Vision,
551
00:29:56,501 --> 00:29:59,126
play me a super cool, heavy metal,
rock-and-roll song.
552
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:01,209
[Gloria] Don't mess it up, Dennis.
553
00:30:01,293 --> 00:30:02,876
Not now, Gloria!
554
00:30:03,709 --> 00:30:07,043
Now playing "Gloria" by Laura Branigan.
555
00:30:07,126 --> 00:30:08,584
["Gloria" plays]
556
00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:10,709
No. Wait, wait, wait! I didn't pick yet.
557
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,543
Heads up, Dennis.
558
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:13,709
[shrieking]
559
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,334
[grunts]
560
00:30:16,543 --> 00:30:19,251
[groans, grunts]
561
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:20,751
[screaming]
562
00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:23,084
Welcome to the Avengers, kid.
563
00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:25,376
Hope you survive the experience.
564
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:29,418
[screaming, panting]
565
00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:31,334
Okay, okay. There's Galactus.
566
00:30:31,418 --> 00:30:33,001
We got this, Vision. [screams]
567
00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:35,251
We don't got this, we don't got this!
568
00:30:39,584 --> 00:30:41,626
[grunts, screams]
569
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,126
We must stick with the plan.
570
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,751
Get closer to Galactus, and get me inside.
571
00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,501
-I'm trying!
-Duck!
572
00:30:48,459 --> 00:30:50,126
[music fades out]
573
00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:52,918
Vision!
574
00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:55,418
What was I thinking?
575
00:30:55,501 --> 00:30:57,251
I'm gonna fail again.
576
00:30:57,334 --> 00:31:00,209
I've got the name and the costume
and the song, but I'm not a hero.
577
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:02,959
Names and costumes
and songs do not matter.
578
00:31:03,043 --> 00:31:04,084
Be yourself.
579
00:31:04,168 --> 00:31:06,376
You are good at making a mess of things.
580
00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:09,459
So be Demolition Man.
581
00:31:15,168 --> 00:31:16,459
I got this.
582
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,168
[Terry] Dennis!
583
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,293
Huh? Get away from that.
584
00:31:23,168 --> 00:31:24,793
That belongs to me.
585
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:27,709
Oh, the irony.
586
00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:36,501
Gotta get you inside Galactus.
587
00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:41,834
[screams]
588
00:31:43,626 --> 00:31:46,084
[screams]
589
00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:49,376
Almost there.
590
00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:51,751
Now to get you back to your body.
591
00:31:52,709 --> 00:31:54,126
Get ready.
592
00:31:56,709 --> 00:31:57,751
[grunts]
593
00:32:01,501 --> 00:32:02,876
[all groan]
594
00:32:02,959 --> 00:32:05,293
-Seriously?
-Ah. Terrible throw.
595
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,126
Oh, no.
596
00:32:08,209 --> 00:32:13,876
It is okay to make mistakes, Dennis,
as long as you remember to be yourself.
597
00:32:15,043 --> 00:32:16,293
No!
598
00:32:16,376 --> 00:32:19,251
You fail again, Dennis.
599
00:32:19,334 --> 00:32:21,293
-Vision!
-[grunts]
600
00:32:21,376 --> 00:32:23,293
[groaning, grunting]
601
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:27,334
You're no superhero.
602
00:32:27,418 --> 00:32:29,418
[grunts, pants]
603
00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:33,001
Maybe, but I know how to break stuff.
604
00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:37,834
No!
605
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:43,626
[coughing, groans]
606
00:32:43,709 --> 00:32:46,084
Need a hand, Demolition Man?
607
00:32:46,168 --> 00:32:47,668
Vision? You're okay?
608
00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:50,418
We all are. Thanks to you.
609
00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:54,751
By the way, big fan.
610
00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:14,168
Oh, you wanna play? Then let's play!
611
00:33:14,251 --> 00:33:16,709
["Holding Out For A Hero" plays]
612
00:33:16,793 --> 00:33:19,626
-[roars]
-[whistles]
613
00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:22,084
-[horn honks]
-[roars]
614
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,251
[engine revs]
615
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,459
Avengers assemble!
616
00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,168
[screaming]
617
00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:29,418
[all screaming]
618
00:33:29,501 --> 00:33:31,001
[shouts, grunts]
619
00:33:50,543 --> 00:33:53,334
Let's bring the pain to the train.
620
00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,334
[She-Hulk yelps]
621
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:05,418
[Hulk groans]
622
00:34:06,418 --> 00:34:07,668
[She-Hulk yelps]
623
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:14,126
[shouts]
624
00:34:14,209 --> 00:34:17,459
[Iceman] Hey, dino.
Time to put you on ice.
625
00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:20,001
[Hulk grunting]
626
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:27,209
Hey, Terrax, this belongs to you. [grunts]
627
00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:30,959
[groans] Ow!
628
00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:32,959
-[groans]
-Yes!
629
00:34:33,043 --> 00:34:35,918
Yes! You still got it, Tommy.
You still got it.
630
00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:39,751
[She-Hulk panting, grunting]
631
00:34:39,834 --> 00:34:41,251
A little help over here?
632
00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:44,543
[laughs] Pick a card, any card.
633
00:34:58,084 --> 00:35:00,959
Vengeance!
634
00:35:01,043 --> 00:35:03,501
[cackling]
635
00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,126
-[Groot] I am Groot!
-What?
636
00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:09,959
You're hungry again?
637
00:35:10,918 --> 00:35:13,543
Who's next? Who's next?
638
00:35:13,626 --> 00:35:14,918
[grunting]
639
00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:21,834
[groans] Why is it always me
who gets the clowns?
640
00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:25,418
[grunting, groaning]
641
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,668
[groaning, grunting]
642
00:35:30,751 --> 00:35:33,209
Hold still, will ya? [groans] Uh-oh.
643
00:35:35,251 --> 00:35:36,751
[growls]
644
00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:42,751
[grunts]
645
00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,584
Just like Budapest.
646
00:35:49,376 --> 00:35:50,668
[panting]
647
00:35:50,751 --> 00:35:53,084
[grunting]
648
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,251
[groans]
649
00:35:56,751 --> 00:35:57,876
[grunts]
650
00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:03,501
[grunts, screaming]
651
00:36:03,584 --> 00:36:08,001
[grunts, groans]
It's clobbering t-- [grunts]
652
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,668
[Moon Girl scoffs] You call that a glove?
653
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,334
Try this one on for size!
654
00:36:20,293 --> 00:36:23,543
Have you heard the one about
the toad getting struck by lightning?
655
00:36:23,626 --> 00:36:25,668
-What? Oh.
-[thunderclap]
656
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:30,001
[grunting, groaning]
657
00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:35,501
[grunts]
658
00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:41,293
[Iron Man] We need to break through
that shield before he recovers.
659
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,793
Vision! I need a weak spot.
660
00:36:43,876 --> 00:36:46,084
Firing now, Demolition Man.
661
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,668
[screams]
662
00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:04,793
Care to do the honors?
663
00:37:08,168 --> 00:37:09,918
Huh? Wha-- What happened?
664
00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:11,834
You're gonna have to clean
this mess up, Terry.
665
00:37:12,459 --> 00:37:14,168
I'll get you a broom.
666
00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:17,334
-[fans cheering]
-[fan 7] Gosh, they're really here!
667
00:37:17,418 --> 00:37:20,334
-[crowd cheers]
-Captain America!
668
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:24,918
Hiya, folks.
669
00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:26,834
Welcome back to Avengers Con.
670
00:37:26,918 --> 00:37:28,876
We've got a special announcement for ya.
671
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,418
Do me a favor, put your hands together
672
00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:32,126
for the newest member of the Avengers.
673
00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:35,709
[crowd cheers, applauds]
674
00:37:35,793 --> 00:37:39,584
Yeah! Demolition Man.
Yeah, you're the best.
675
00:37:39,668 --> 00:37:42,876
I always believed in him.
He's my neighbor, you know.
676
00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:46,043
Welcome to the Avengers, Demolition Man.
677
00:37:46,126 --> 00:37:47,668
Well done, Dennis.
678
00:37:52,168 --> 00:37:54,084
Thank you. [chuckles]
679
00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:56,876
This is seriously a dream.
I meanโฆ [stammers] โฆI just wanna say--
680
00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:03,751
[Deadpool yelps] I'm here!
681
00:38:03,834 --> 00:38:04,834
[pants] I'm here.
682
00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:08,001
[panting]
683
00:38:08,084 --> 00:38:09,418
Hang on.
684
00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:11,126
Is this the post credits?
685
00:38:11,209 --> 00:38:14,918
Am I seriously the post-credit scene?
Come on!
686
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,626
-Deadpool!
-Whoa! [grunts]
687
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:19,918
I said you weren't allowed
to be in this special!
688
00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:24,251
O-O-Okay. Hold on, Shulkie.
Uh, take it easy.
689
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:25,834
-[grunts]
-Just-- [groans]
690
00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:28,918
[grunts] No, no, no, no, no! [screams]
Somebody help me!
691
00:38:29,001 --> 00:38:31,959
-[exclaiming, screams] I wanna stay!
-[groans]
692
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,751
[Deadpool] Please let me
be in the special!
693
00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,543
[She-Hulk groaning, grunting]
694
00:38:37,001 --> 00:38:38,459
Irving! Irving Forbush, yes. I see you.
695
00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:40,418
I see your name, Irving.
You've gotta help me.
696
00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:42,793
Come on, you're a producer!
697
00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:45,459
-[groaning, grunting]
-He's just an associate producer.
698
00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:48,334
-[grunts]
-He has no real power.
699
00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:53,293
[gasps] How dare you say that about Irv?
[shrieks] I'm tiny! I'm tiny!
700
00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:56,543
Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute.
Is this the Quantum Realm?
701
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,418
Ant-Man, save me.
702
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,584
[grunting]
703
00:39:00,668 --> 00:39:02,543
[pants, screams] Oh, thank goodness.
704
00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:05,418
[exclaims] Deadpool doesn't like
to be tiny. [shrieks]
705
00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:07,668
-Oh, come on. [groaning, grunting]
-Quit fighting!
706
00:39:09,418 --> 00:39:12,043
Let go of my feet! [grunts]
Let go of my feet!
707
00:39:12,126 --> 00:39:14,126
[strains] Why are they so small?
708
00:39:14,209 --> 00:39:16,209
How dare you!
709
00:39:16,293 --> 00:39:19,584
They are perfectly
normal-sized feet! [grunts]
710
00:39:19,668 --> 00:39:21,251
Trying to cut me from this special
711
00:39:21,334 --> 00:39:24,376
is a worse outrage
than Red Hulk's mustache!
712
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:27,959
-Your deep-cut references can't hurt me.
-[screams]
713
00:39:28,043 --> 00:39:32,168
[shrieks] No! [panting]
I won't forget this, Irving Forbush!
714
00:39:32,251 --> 00:39:34,001
-[shrieks]
-Whew!
715
00:39:34,543 --> 00:39:37,126
Okay. Roll 'em for real now.
716
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,751
[Deadpool] My feet are still in,
so I'm still in the special.
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