Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,860
- We do our jobs.
2
00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:06,930
No tropical depressions
are gonna darken our days.
3
00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:09,310
- It's Avery.
We need to do emergency surgery.
4
00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,380
- Brace!
5
00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,840
- We're okay. All three of us.
6
00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,010
- Real talk.
I almost died last night.
7
00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,910
- What?! No.
8
00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:23,050
- Vivian has graciously
agreed to stay with us
9
00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,920
for the rest of the season.
- What is your problem?
10
00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,400
Are you jealous or something?
11
00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,710
Uh-- Of you and--
12
00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:29,780
No, babe, I'm not jealous.
13
00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,900
- Help! Help!
14
00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:54,570
Help me!
15
00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:56,190
Help!
16
00:00:58,230 --> 00:00:59,540
Help!
17
00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:01,190
- What's the situation?
- Not good.
18
00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,820
Her arm is pinned,
maybe crushed.
19
00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:04,230
Possible humerus fracture.
20
00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,370
I can't extract her
without risking further cave-in.
21
00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,920
- This is all my fault.
I let her go in there.
22
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,130
- It's okay.
She's gonna be fine.
23
00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,480
We're gonna keep her stable,
manage the pain,
24
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,790
keep her hydrated.
25
00:01:11,790 --> 00:01:13,100
How far out
is Search and Rescue?
26
00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,100
- Three hours, four.
But, guys...
27
00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,380
we don't have that kind of time.
- High tide is coming in.
28
00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:19,970
In less than an hour,
this whole place is
gonna be underwater.
29
00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:23,770
- Okay, so maybe
we can't save the arm,
30
00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:26,220
but we can still save her.
31
00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:29,710
- But how are you gonna save her
without saving her arm unless...
32
00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:38,130
- "This Halloween marks
the 284th anniversary
33
00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,780
of the sinking
of the Espiritu Santo.
34
00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:42,650
The ship,
laden with Spanish silver,
35
00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:45,310
went down somewhere
in the Sea of Cortez.
36
00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:48,140
To this day, beachcombers
still find coins and doubloons
37
00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:51,420
along the coastline
and haunted caves nearby."
38
00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,010
Oh, my...
39
00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,600
- Ooh.
40
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,880
- You know,
this Halloween also marks
41
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,780
the seventh anniversary
of the day
42
00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:13,200
I met an adorable girl
dressed as Coraline
43
00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,270
across the room
at a party in Cambridge,
44
00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:17,300
and I had to drink
an entire pitcher of sangria
45
00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,030
just to work up the courage
to talk to her.
46
00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:21,200
- And then vomited all up in her
kitchen sink the next morning,
47
00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,520
if I remember.
48
00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,140
- What can I say?
I'm a romantic.
49
00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,070
- Well, what better way
to commemorate our love
50
00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:28,800
than taking a spooky-ooky cruise
51
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,150
complete with a hunt
for buried treasure?
52
00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,970
- I could always
vomit in the sink again.
53
00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,460
- Mnh...
- Thank you.
54
00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,820
- Okay, so I figure
we drop off our bags,
55
00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,820
hit the gym for a quick workout,
shower, and, if we hurry,
56
00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,410
we can make the 5:30
spooky salsa dancing?
57
00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:53,650
- Yes. Perfect.
And then after that,
58
00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:55,170
dinner, drinks,
and then karaoke.
59
00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,650
Are you boys hearing this?
- Oh, yeah.
60
00:02:56,650 --> 00:02:58,070
Loud and clear.
61
00:02:58,070 --> 00:03:00,380
Why would we relax?
We're on vacation after all.
62
00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,000
- Oh, come on.
You can sleep when you're dead.
63
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,730
Vacation's for activity!
64
00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:05,180
- The Anderson sisters
should really come
65
00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,110
with a written warning
when you get married.
66
00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,320
"Beware--
these girls have no chill."
67
00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,940
- Okay. So drop off your bags and
then meet back out here in ten?
68
00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:13,500
- Great.
- Perfect.
69
00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:18,570
- Remind me again
whose idea it was
70
00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:21,540
to go on a cruise
right after a safari.
71
00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:25,270
- Would you look at that!
Coffee. Yes, please.
72
00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:28,440
Just give me five minutes.
73
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,620
I'm so tired.
74
00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,970
- No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
75
00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:36,240
No. Caffeine now.
Complaints later.
76
00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,070
- Mm-kay.
- Thank you.
77
00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,700
- Okay. Oh!
78
00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,220
So, for tonight's
couple costume,
79
00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,460
what are we thinking?
80
00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:45,390
Morticia and Gomez
or Mary Poppins and Bert?
81
00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,570
Paul!
82
00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,400
- Halloween dinner
is buffet style,
83
00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,890
so I wanted to add some
extra hand-sanitizing stations
84
00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,890
here, here, and here.
85
00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:02,580
- Yeah. Good. Do it.
Tell Corey in housekeeping.
86
00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,930
- Great.
Now your favorite subject.
87
00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:09,070
The costume contest,
as judged by our cruisers.
88
00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:10,450
Some rules.
89
00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,180
No props with sharp edges.
90
00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,900
No live animals.
Last year was a disaster.
91
00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,770
- Halloween.
Can we make it just go away?
92
00:04:17,770 --> 00:04:21,150
It's the one week in the year
where my beautiful,
93
00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:23,640
dignified vessel
becomes a clown car.
94
00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,570
- I understand,
but, hey, people love it.
95
00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:27,090
This week is very popular.
96
00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:28,810
- Buffoonery.
97
00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,990
Grown-up buffoonery, I tell ya.
98
00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:33,470
- I promise the medical team
will keep it classy, sir.
99
00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,410
No buffoonery whatsoever.
100
00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:37,030
Ahoy, Captain!
101
00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:39,130
Permission to come aboard?
102
00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,000
Oh, hello.
103
00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,410
Charmed, I'm sure.
104
00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:44,690
- Oh, sweet heavens to Betsy.
105
00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,040
- What say you?
106
00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,940
Is this not
the most delicious thing
107
00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,530
you've ever feasted
your eyes on?
108
00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,320
- Heh.
109
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,500
A strict
verbal-harassment policy
110
00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,880
prevents me
from commenting.
111
00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:00,120
Oh, come on, Captain.
112
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,880
You know,
I used to think like you.
113
00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,060
Halloween for hospital workers
114
00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,440
is the worst night
of the year--
115
00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,950
trick-or-treaters
and car accidents,
116
00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,510
frat boys thinking
that that cape
117
00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:09,370
that they bought on the Internet
suddenly makes them invincible.
118
00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:11,790
But this year, I have decided
119
00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:14,240
that I'm going to
go along with the fun.
120
00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,970
Well, I wish I liked
121
00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:19,350
Halloween Week,
but I suck at costumes,
122
00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,970
and Tristan
never lets me forget it.
123
00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,450
- Come on.
- You can't be that bad.
124
00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:24,040
What were you last year?
125
00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,530
- An extension cord.
- Yeah, that's bad.
126
00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:27,980
- Okay, well,
it doesn't matter anyway
127
00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:31,150
because Tristan always wins
the costume contest.
128
00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,910
Although, it looks as though
129
00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:35,190
he may have
some competition this year.
130
00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,750
Why is the rum always gone?
131
00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,060
Oh...
132
00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:43,890
Oh, come on!
133
00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:47,170
You treasonous... copycat!
134
00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,340
- Me copycat? You copycat!
135
00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:51,380
You have to change.
136
00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,210
- Oh, no. This is a custom wig.
You have to change.
137
00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:56,490
- No. No, no, no. No, no.
138
00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,870
You are not doing this
in my quarters.
139
00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:00,940
Hey. Here's an idea.
140
00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:03,840
How about you go as a doctor
and a nurse on a cruise ship
141
00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,190
with a very strict
professional dress-code policy?
142
00:06:07,190 --> 00:06:09,050
Now get out.
143
00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:10,290
Go.
144
00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,780
I don't mind if I do.
145
00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,990
- I spent a year on this!
146
00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,510
- I'll see you later.
147
00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,440
- Come on.
148
00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,790
Yeah. You see?
149
00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:38,080
Oh. Hey!
150
00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,080
- Whoa!
151
00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,740
Where did this all come from?
152
00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,540
- "Sweeney Todd."
The Broadway cruise.
153
00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:45,710
They left loads of stuff.
154
00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:48,060
These skulls.
These lanterns. Ooh!
155
00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,710
- No, no, no. I mean,
where did this all come from--
156
00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,230
your Halloween obsession?
157
00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:54,240
- Oh, well, as you know,
158
00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,620
Mother wasn't always around
growing up,
159
00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,930
but my nanny, Alma, was,
160
00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:59,310
and she was really good
at building costumes.
161
00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,720
Yeah, she taught me
everything I know.
162
00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:02,900
We'd go all-out.
It was my favorite.
163
00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,900
Woody and Buzz.
Holmes and Watson.
164
00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,900
Denim Justin and Britney.
165
00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,730
- Aww.
I haven't seen you this happy
166
00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:10,250
since I let you
pop that big cyst
167
00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,910
on that German tourist's
shoulder.
168
00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:14,770
- That was... sensational.
169
00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:16,360
Thank you.
170
00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,470
Speaking of things that are
rotten and filled with pus...
171
00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,300
what kind of hideous costume
under that coat
172
00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,160
have you come up with
this year?
173
00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,580
- Okay.
- Hm.
174
00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,090
So...
175
00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,820
- I've been thinking
about it a lot.
176
00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,930
- Mm-hmm.
- And, um-- Okay.
177
00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,170
It's really good.
178
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,170
Ha!
179
00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,450
I'm a ceiling fan! Get it?!
180
00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:39,870
- No.
- What?!
181
00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,460
- Just no.
- Well--
182
00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,770
What are you gonna be
that's so great?
183
00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:45,800
- Thank you.
I thought you'd never ask.
184
00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:48,500
Bow... before me...
185
00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,360
for I am...
186
00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:56,300
...Neptune,
Lord of the Seven Seas.
187
00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,950
- Wow.
- And the best thing about it
188
00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,130
is it incorporates
the one thing that I have
189
00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:02,890
that Dr. Odyssey
can never buy.
190
00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:05,310
- Abs?
- Dignity.
191
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,860
Obliques, too.
192
00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,940
Oh, dear.
193
00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,840
- Explain thyself, mortal.
194
00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,260
Why art thou locking up
our bandage cabinet?
195
00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,640
Costume procrastinators.
196
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,430
- They plunder
our Ace bandages.
197
00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:30,160
Last year, there were so many
stolen mummies wandering around,
198
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,820
it looked like
"Night at the British Museum."
199
00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,440
I was wrapping wounds
with paper towels
200
00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,580
and sanitary pads for a week.
201
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,890
Let me guess.
Neptune, Lord of the Seven Seas?
202
00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:40,510
- Poseidon.
203
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,550
- Tristan will not be pleased!
204
00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,730
Halloween is sort of his thing.
205
00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:47,210
- Well, winning is sort of
my thing, so there we are.
206
00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,350
- Excuse me! Hi! Hello?
- Uh...
207
00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:51,660
No bandages! Sorry!
We're fresh out.
208
00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,670
- Sorry. What?
209
00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:57,390
- Oh.
Um, how can we help you?
210
00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,530
- Well, Gomez over here
is acting, uh, pretty strange.
211
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,400
- I'm fine. Stop fussing.
212
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,920
- He is falling asleep
standing up,
213
00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,120
and he can't concentrate...
214
00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:07,370
hey-- on anything.
215
00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,780
- Have a seat.
216
00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,960
- Pupils are equal.
- And your vitals are fine.
217
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,890
Temp is a little elevated
but within normal range.
218
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,450
I'm just exhausted.
219
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:20,280
We spent the last 18 hours
traveling, have hardly slept,
220
00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,040
and she won't even
let me lay down.
221
00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,560
- You know, can you just
give him, like, a shot of B12
222
00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,870
or something energizing,
you know?
223
00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,870
We have a lot of things
planned, so...
224
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,050
- In my capacity as
Poseidon, God of the Sea...
225
00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,700
and also Dr. Odyssey M.D.,
226
00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:34,950
I am prescribing you eight hours
of uninterrupted sleep.
227
00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,710
Thank you.
228
00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,510
- Captain Nemo! Love it!
229
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,590
Nope. Just boring old
"Captain Robert Massey" here.
230
00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,140
- He's the guy
from "The Love Boat"!
231
00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,140
- Yes! Ha!
232
00:09:56,140 --> 00:10:01,490
- No, I'm the guy from this boat,
and we call her a "ship"!
233
00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:03,360
- Thank you to our band!
234
00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,810
Hello, guys and ghouls!
235
00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:07,150
Anyone taking part...
236
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,740
in our costume contest...
237
00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:11,160
...our first round of
voting will take place tonight
238
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,610
and then again in a couple days
at the big Halloween bash!
239
00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:18,160
So you will have two chances
to wow us.
240
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,750
Now let's dance!
241
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:27,450
- If you don't
believe in vampires...
242
00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:30,350
...turn up the radio.
243
00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:34,490
Somewhere in this town
right now is one...
244
00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:37,530
...that you might know.
245
00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,670
- Watch it.
- Sorry.
246
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:41,460
- Are you good?
- Sorry.
247
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,500
It's you.
- It's me.
248
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,950
- It's you.
- Yeah.
249
00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:47,710
Hey. Cute costume.
250
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:50,300
- Hot costume.
- Well, yours, too.
251
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,850
- You think I have
a chance of winning?
252
00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,410
- Hm... yeah. You got my vote.
253
00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,890
- Oh! Thanks.
254
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,410
Hey, how's it been your first--
255
00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:00,380
your, uh--
your second week here?
256
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,140
- Really good, honestly.
I mean, these ports
257
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,210
have the most incredible
fresh ingredients,
258
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:07,140
so I'm gonna make this thing
tonight called pescado con coco.
259
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,520
- Okay.
- And we got all these
260
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,220
fresh coconuts from this guy
over at the port--
261
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,700
- No way.
262
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,320
No way.
- What?
263
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,250
Are you kidding me?!
264
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:18,500
- You copied me again?!
Are you kidding me?!
265
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,980
Neptune?!
You copied me again?!
266
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,850
- Poseidon.
- Guys, come on.
267
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,710
This is getting ridiculous.
268
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:29,580
- I'm gonna go get a drink.
- Let's go dance.
269
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,370
Come on.
You look better anyways.
270
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,510
- Thank you.
271
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,830
- ♪ La la la la la
272
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,720
♪ La-la la la la la la
273
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,690
♪ La la la la la
274
00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:40,620
♪ La-la la la la la la
275
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:42,830
- Aah!
- Wow! You look amazing!
276
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,180
But what are you?
277
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,180
- Morticia. From "Addams Family."
278
00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,010
It makes more sense
when Paul is here,
279
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,190
but he is on a doctor-prescribed
nap time.
280
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,740
- We're supposed to be
the Fox and the Hound,
281
00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,530
but this one here
is giving more "Old Yeller."
282
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,190
I might need to
go put him down.
283
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,920
- I'm sorry. I'm trying.
- I'm just... beat.
284
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,580
Can I please bow out early?
285
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,540
- Yes, go be a sleepy dog
in the cabins,
286
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,480
but tomorrow you have to
make it to 11 p.m., okay?
287
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,650
- It's okay! They were just
holding us back anyway!
288
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:12,860
- ♪ Oh, oh, ohh-ohh
289
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:16,490
♪ The streets
are full of mystery ♪
290
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:19,110
♪ Say ohh, ohh
291
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,770
♪ Doin' Halloween right
292
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,810
♪ It's creepy-crawly night
293
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,740
♪ La la la la la
294
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,740
♪ La-la la la la la la
295
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,670
♪ La la la la la
296
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,060
♪ Creepy-crawly night
297
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,580
♪ La la la la la
298
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,890
♪ La-la la la la la la
299
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,890
♪ Ohh
300
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:41,170
♪ Creepy-crawly night
301
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,800
- You should be careful
out here at night.
302
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,800
The moon is almost full.
303
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,980
- I can take care of myself.
304
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,810
- Wait! Stop!
305
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,160
- What's wrong?
- Stop!
306
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,190
- Are you okay?
307
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,720
- He's hypotensive
and tachycardic.
308
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,040
Hang two bags
of O negative, stat.
309
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:55,900
- Where the hell is
all this blood coming from?
310
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:56,970
We need to find the source now.
311
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,140
He could bleed out in minutes.
312
00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,380
- I can't find any open wounds.
313
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:02,350
- That's because
it's not coming from a wound.
314
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,490
It's coming from his skin.
Max, he's sweating blood!
315
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,320
- Okay. Okay. Hematohidrosis.
316
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,600
We need to calm him down,
cool down his core temperature.
317
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,840
Push two milligrams
of lorazepam.
318
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,330
I'll go get the icepacks.
319
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,680
- I'm f-freezing.
320
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,170
What happened?
321
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,100
- You passed out
from blood loss.
322
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,790
Security found you
on the upper deck.
323
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,690
You're okay now.
- We had to cool your body down.
324
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,800
You were sweating blood.
A lot of it.
325
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,590
- Sweating blood?
- Yeah.
326
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,560
It's a condition called
hematohidrosis,
327
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,280
associated with
the fear response system.
328
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:40,050
- Do you remember
what you were doing
before we brought you here?
329
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,080
- I was with a bunny.
330
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,290
Well, a girl
dressed as a bunny.
331
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:46,190
We were, you know...
332
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:50,370
But fear?
No. I'm not afraid of girls.
333
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,920
Or sex.
334
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,540
- You know,
most people don't realize
335
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:56,300
that fear and arousal
are physically very similar.
336
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,720
Your brain dumps adrenaline,
337
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,750
heart starts to beat faster,
you start sweating.
338
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,970
And, in rare cases--
I mean very, very rare cases--
339
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,480
the wires get crossed and...
340
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,930
- You sweat blood?
341
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,140
So is this gonna happen,
342
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,830
like, every time
I want to bone now or...?
343
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,560
- Long-term solution,
we're gonna set you up
344
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,940
with the hematologist back home
345
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:16,150
to identify triggers,
possible underlying conditions.
346
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,120
- In the meantime, I'm gonna
give you an iron supplement
347
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,670
for the blood loss
and a prescription for lorazepam
348
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,230
so you can stay on an even keel
for the rest of the cruise.
349
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,820
- The good stuff! Sweet.
350
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,160
- Try your best
to stay cool this week.
351
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,650
- No promises.
352
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,690
- Anyone there?!
353
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,560
Hello?!
354
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,060
It's a good joke!
355
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,790
God!
356
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,720
Where do you get all this drag?!
357
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,240
- Hey, Cap.
- Tristan!
358
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,390
You look like you need to go
to bed, not contemplate a drink.
359
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,730
What's up?
360
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:06,390
- Eh, it's nothing.
It-- It is something.
361
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:09,940
It's Max. He's toying with me.
362
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,840
He's got his hands
on this incredible costume,
363
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,570
and I just--
I don't know. I'm done for.
364
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,780
- Sexy captain's costume!
365
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:21,130
- Okay. So, what happened?
366
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,410
When did a holiday for children
367
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,410
get commandeered by grown-ups?
368
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:28,030
- Well...
- Blame the gays, honey.
369
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:33,040
- I don't know, Cap.
370
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,940
Is there such a difference
between a uniform and a costume?
371
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,800
Aren't they both just revealers?
372
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,630
- My boy...
373
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:45,530
this uniform reveals
four decades of service at sea.
374
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:48,850
Those costumes represent
adults with glue guns
375
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:52,130
and too damn much time
on their hands!
376
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,960
Alright. So what's this
whole anti-Halloween thing?
377
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,440
What's the story there?
378
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,720
Some deep-seated
Halloween trauma?
379
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:03,140
Well, now, just don't get
more votes than me
in a costume contest.
380
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,830
Seriously. I don't think I could
handle waging war on you, too.
381
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,630
Whoa! Wait a minute.
382
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,670
There's a party over here
we can go to.
383
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,640
Paul, can you follow my finger?
384
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,710
Whoa.
- He's in some sort of psychosis.
385
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:25,540
- Okay. I-I don't understand.
He was so tired earlier.
386
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,920
Now he can't keep still.
- His temperature is 101.5,
387
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,750
and his lymph nodes
are very swollen.
388
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,580
Guys...
389
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,890
These are serious symptoms.
Could be infectious.
390
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,900
We need to initiate
emergency contagion protocol
391
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,730
until we know more.
- Agreed.
392
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,180
Let's get the two of them
quarantined.
393
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,520
We also need to run
a blood test ASAP.
394
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,940
- I'm sorry. Did you say
"contagion" and "quarantine"?
395
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,210
- For right now,
it's just a precaution,
396
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,490
but if you are traveling
with anybody,
397
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,840
we need to contact them
immediately.
398
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,670
- Uh, Luna.
399
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:09,030
- Okay. And have either of you
exhibited signs of fatigue?
400
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,410
- No.
- Fever? Chills?
401
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,030
- No. No, no. I am telling you!
We are both fine! Okay?!
402
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:15,490
- He-- He tried to eat my arm!
403
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,930
- Did he break the skin?
404
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,210
- Alright.
Differential diagnosis.
405
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,870
- Well, the fever
and swollen lymph
406
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,110
would tell me viral infection.
407
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,390
- Which would explain
the physical symptoms
408
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,880
but not the neurological ones--
409
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,530
difficulty walking, speaking,
abnormal aggression.
410
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,360
- I mean, rabies. An animal bite.
411
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,120
They just got back
from safari in Africa.
412
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,610
- Yeah, but advanced cases
of rabies,
413
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,090
the ones that make you bite,
414
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,060
present with
extreme hydrophobia,
415
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,890
so, being on a cruise ship,
he wouldn't even be able
to come out of his cabin.
416
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:46,000
We need to see the blood tests.
417
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,660
- Well, the test results are in.
418
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,830
- Okay.
If this is what we think it is,
419
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,280
we need to initiate
emergency lockdown immediately.
420
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,250
We'll notify the Captain,
start contact tracing,
421
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,460
beginning firstly
with ourselves.
422
00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,740
Alert the next port of call.
423
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,150
- We don't know
anything for sure yet.
424
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,910
- Well, that's reassuring.
- Great!
425
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:06,260
It's been a pleasure
serving with you.
426
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:09,810
Damn it!
It's COVID all over again.
427
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,820
- No, it's not gonna
be like COVID.
428
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,090
No. No. No.
429
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,270
- Hey. It'll be okay.
We'll get through this.
430
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,580
- No. I-- I mean it's not
gonna be like COVID
431
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,000
because whatever this is,
is not contagious. Look.
432
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,110
Each of your husbands' bloodwork
shows a unique pattern
433
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:26,210
in the white blood cell count,
434
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,870
a radical increase
in eosinophils,
435
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,770
which suggests a systemic immune
response to an unknown cause.
436
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,600
- Meaning that the symptoms
437
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,320
are not a reaction
to a contagious disease,
438
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,670
but rather some external stimuli
439
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,980
that they've both
come into contact with.
440
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,840
- We're not sure what
that is yet, but we are sure--
441
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,850
- It's not contagious.
442
00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:49,440
- The good news is we can
rule a zombie apocalypse
off our list.
443
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,860
- Whew!
444
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:53,620
One or two zombies I can manage,
but a whole ship full?
445
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,070
Yeah. The bad news...
446
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:59,170
I still don't know
what's causing the symptoms.
447
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,180
Okay. Understood.
448
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,800
Thanks for the update, Doctor.
449
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,320
- Yes, sir.
450
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,980
Um...
451
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,810
one more thing.
452
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:16,230
Until we get this whole thing
figured out with the patients...
453
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:20,230
maybe we chill on
the shenanigans and pranks.
454
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:23,750
- Pranks? I've been
in the infirmary all night.
455
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,650
- Let the kid win
the damn contest.
456
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,860
And you figure out what's
going on with those patients.
457
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,350
And that's an order.
458
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:36,000
- Yes, sir.
459
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:49,670
- Beneath those waves
lie the 88 souls
460
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:52,850
who drowned
when the Espiritu Santo sank.
461
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:54,750
They say, if you listen close,
462
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,710
you can still hear
their ghosts
463
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,370
calling from the depths
and haunted caves.
464
00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:02,380
Now, safety is
our number-one priority
465
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,520
when it comes
to treasure hunting.
466
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,210
Don't wander near the rocks
or any of the caves.
467
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:09,870
The tide rises fast,
468
00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:12,630
and the rocks
are extremely slippery.
469
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,080
Alright! Any questions?
470
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,600
Yes.
471
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,390
- Aren't you the guy who brought
me my towels this morning?
472
00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:20,530
- I am, indeed,
which is why I need to find
473
00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:22,050
this treasure more than anyone.
474
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,880
Let's go.
475
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,540
- Ooh! It's so nice.
476
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,780
Wouldn't you rather
go for a swim?
477
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,470
We can lay on the beach!
478
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,230
Come on!
479
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:36,720
- Everyone knows those
old coins are cursed anyway.
480
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,450
- Just imagine
what it must have been like...
481
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:42,450
to be out there
all those years ago...
482
00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:44,660
navigating 2,000 miles
of the open ocean
483
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,630
with nothing
but torchlight and the stars.
484
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:50,250
- S.O.S.
I'm surrounded by nerds!
485
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,250
Come on!
486
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,740
There's nothing here.
487
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,750
Let's go up there.
488
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,780
- Honey, don't you think
we're getting a little far?!
489
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:15,280
- Come on!
- I don't have on
the right shoes.
490
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,830
You got on a full dress.
491
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,310
- If you want to
find something,
492
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:21,380
you have to go where no one
has ever gone before, right?
493
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,150
- Go ahead.
494
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:32,360
I hope you know
how much I love you.
495
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,810
Julia, baby, this is tight.
496
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,240
- This is amazing.
497
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,040
Incredible.
498
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,210
- Boo!
- Ha ha ha.
499
00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:38,570
Okay.
Can we go back now, please?
500
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,220
They're gonna be looking for us.
501
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,400
Besides, my sandals
are getting soaked.
502
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,470
- I'll get you a new pair
when we find the booty.
503
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,420
- What?
504
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,700
I think I found one.
505
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,220
A coin?
506
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,640
- You're kidding!
507
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,590
Julia!
508
00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:44,600
- I don't get it.
They slept all day.
509
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,600
Now they're starting
to come alive again?
510
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,810
- Paradoxical exhaustion.
511
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,260
Insomnia by night.
Lethargy by day.
512
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:53,260
Adding it to the list
of symptoms.
513
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:54,920
- Hey. Guys.
514
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,200
- You look-- and I say this
with love-- awful.
515
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,440
- Charming.
- You've been working on
your costume all day.
516
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,370
You're not gonna beat me.
- It's the beach excursion.
517
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,100
The treasure hunters.
There's been a cave-in.
518
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,450
There's a woman that's trapped.
519
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:08,660
Yeah. Go.
I'll babysit the zombies.
520
00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,800
- She's been in
about 30 minutes.
521
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,460
Stuck pretty good
by the sounds of it.
522
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,320
Verbal response is off and on.
523
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,700
- Alright. I'll go in first,
take her vitals, assess,
and then report back.
524
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,950
- It's pretty tight in there.
I wasn't able to fit myself.
525
00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:24,810
- I'll go.
- No, no. We'll wait--
526
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,540
We'll wait for the--
- Who are we waiting for?
527
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,190
Max, I got this.
528
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,580
Help!
529
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,870
Help!
530
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:51,460
Help!
531
00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:55,950
Help!
532
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:58,500
- Julia?!
533
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,190
- Please help!
534
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:03,400
- Julia.
535
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,710
The water! It's rising!
536
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:12,270
- I'm Avery. I'm a nurse.
537
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:14,930
- My arm.
I-- I can't get it out.
538
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:17,240
- Okay, I'm gonna need you
to take some slow,
539
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,690
deep breaths for me, alright?
- Okay.
540
00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:21,000
In.
541
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,350
And out.
542
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:25,280
- That's great. It's okay.
543
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,630
- The water keeps coming up.
544
00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:29,220
- What? Okay. Okay.
I'm gonna try and pull you out.
545
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,080
Okay? On the count of "three."
Ready?
546
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,740
One, two, three.
547
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,230
- Okay, okay, okay.
548
00:28:39,230 --> 00:28:41,640
Hey. Hey.
549
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,270
We're gonna get you free.
I promise.
550
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:45,860
I'll be right back.
- Okay.
551
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,130
- Keep taking those deep breaths.
552
00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:49,030
Slow in.
553
00:28:49,030 --> 00:28:50,720
Slow out.
554
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,380
I'll be right back.
Slow breaths.
555
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,110
- Don't leave. Don't leave.
- I'll be right back.
556
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,730
- What are you asking me?
557
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,220
To give you permission?
558
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,950
To cut my wife's arm off?!
559
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:10,160
- I'm asking you to give us
permission to save her life.
560
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,440
- How would it work?
561
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,680
- I'll apply a tourniquet
to stem the bleeding,
562
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,990
give Julia a local anesthetic.
563
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,480
She won't feel a thing.
564
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,410
I'll make the first incision
just above the elbow.
565
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,450
- If she stays down
there much longer,
she's gonna drown.
566
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,520
I need you to say yes
and I need you to say it now.
567
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,900
Avery is the best nurse I know.
568
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,280
She's the only person
I'd want in there if it was me.
569
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,010
- Yes. Yes!
570
00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:36,490
- Let's go.
571
00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:51,340
- How you doing, Julia?!
572
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:54,200
- The water is getting higher!
Please!
573
00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:59,100
Please hurry!
574
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,350
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
575
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,660
- It's okay.
576
00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:11,390
Breathe.
577
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,460
You're alright, Julia.
578
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,990
You're alright.
579
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,750
Julia, you know
who's out there...
580
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:28,890
is Sarah,
and she is waiting for you.
581
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:32,480
And in two minutes,
we're gonna be out there
on the beach with her.
582
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,140
So I want you to squeeze this as
hard as you possibly can, okay?
583
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,970
Do not let go. Squeeze.
Don't let go, okay?
584
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,010
Keep squeezing.
585
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:48,150
Here we go.
Keep thinking about Sarah, okay?
586
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,570
- Okay.
587
00:30:58,130 --> 00:31:00,750
- Hang on one second,
Julia, okay?
588
00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:11,900
Okay, Julia. Change of plans.
589
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,730
I know this is
gonna sound crazy
590
00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:15,870
and I know you're scared,
but you're gonna need
to trust me, okay?
591
00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:19,870
You're gonna take one big
breath in and a big breath out.
592
00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:21,560
And on the breath out,
you're gonna relax
593
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,290
then you're gonna release
both of your hands.
594
00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:25,120
You're gonna let go. Okay?
595
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,360
- Cm.
- Can you do that?
596
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,780
You're gonna take
a big breath in... and out.
597
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,890
We're gonna
breathe together, okay?
598
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,650
Ready? Breathe in.
599
00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:38,550
- And out. Breathe in.
600
00:31:38,550 --> 00:31:40,130
Breathe out.
601
00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:47,490
She's unresponsive!
602
00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:56,810
- Come on. Come on.
603
00:31:56,810 --> 00:31:57,910
Come on.
604
00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:00,050
There we go.
605
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:07,820
- You were right.
606
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:09,470
Those coins are cursed.
607
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,650
- You stupid, beautiful idiot.
608
00:32:11,650 --> 00:32:15,340
You're alive. And whole.
609
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:18,790
- I think I need
mouth-to-mouth.
610
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:28,150
- Easy breezy. No big deal.
611
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:42,710
Alright. You are okay to
recover here in your cabin.
612
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:47,100
Now, I did have to dislocate
your elbow to get your arm out.
613
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:51,620
We reset it, but there was an
extensive humerus fracture also.
614
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,480
- Huh!
Doesn't feel that funny.
615
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,520
- And I thought being a lesbian
would spare me
616
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,000
from a lifetime of dad jokes,
but no such luck.
617
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:02,150
That being said,
it is a relatively clean break,
618
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,150
so it should heal up nicely.
619
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,010
How is it feeling?
620
00:33:06,010 --> 00:33:09,120
- Terrible. Throbbing.
Aching. Radiating.
621
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,570
- Well, that's great news.
622
00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:12,570
It means you didn't suffer
any permanent nerve damage.
623
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,470
You have those painkillers?
624
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:17,680
- Thank you.
625
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,060
And thank you also
for not cutting off my arm.
626
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:25,030
- What exactly happened
down there?
627
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:28,690
- Well, when I was about to
make the first incision,
628
00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,490
I could tell by the tension
in your forearm
629
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:34,010
that you were making a fist,
clenching and gripping.
630
00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:35,590
It's our body's
automatic response to panic.
631
00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:38,870
- Or seeing shiny coins.
- And then it occurred to me
632
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:41,080
if you were to
release your fist,
633
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,500
that small change in position,
with a little force,
634
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,360
I might be able
to squeeze you out.
635
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,190
- In the face of death,
all you have to do is relax.
636
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,510
When it heals,
will I be able to play piano?
637
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,170
- Well, I don't see why not.
638
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:56,860
- Oh, good.
I never could before.
639
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,690
- Ah. You see
what I'm dealing with?
640
00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:00,270
- Yeah.
641
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:02,790
- Well, you might have
almost died in a cave,
642
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,350
but I spent the day
on the beach
643
00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:05,800
getting eaten alive
by sand flies,
644
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,350
so we both had a rough day.
645
00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,940
- When you were on safari,
did you get any bites
from the tsetse fly?
646
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:12,390
Small red bumps
on your wrist or ankles?
647
00:34:12,390 --> 00:34:14,530
- No. No, I don't think so.
I mean, we were really religious
648
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,770
about bug spray and long pants
and mosquito netting.
649
00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:17,980
- Oh, there was that one night
650
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,430
the boys wanted to
"sleep under the stars."
651
00:34:19,430 --> 00:34:21,430
- Oh, yeah,
they came crawling back
652
00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,990
into the yard at like 3 a.m.,
itching like junkyard dogs.
653
00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:25,470
- We think they have
trypanosomiasis--
654
00:34:25,470 --> 00:34:26,920
African sleeping sickness.
655
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,200
- Causes dramatic changes
in sleep patterns,
656
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,270
difficulty speaking, causes
erratic changes in behavior.
657
00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:34,830
- Well, at least they're
confined to their beds!
658
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:46,110
Hi.
659
00:34:46,110 --> 00:34:48,320
Hey. How you feeling?
660
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,740
- Ugh. Like I died
and came back to life.
661
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,150
Yeah.
662
00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:55,470
- You guys had us believing
in monsters there for a second.
663
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,740
Just rest, recover, get better.
664
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,160
Take as much time as you need.
665
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,580
- Thanks, babe.
666
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:03,340
- Well, speaking of time,
how much time will they need?
667
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,680
It's just that we have--
- It's just that we have
668
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,620
couples rock climbing at 3:30.
669
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:09,100
They're coveted slots, so...
670
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:12,100
- Oh. Oh.
Just give me one second.
671
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,310
- Okay.
672
00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:17,350
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah. What's up?
673
00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:19,770
- It's Tristan. I don't know.
He's acting really weird.
674
00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:22,770
- Oh. Yeah. Right on schedule.
675
00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:24,150
I've seen this a thousand times.
676
00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:25,980
He's Prince Charming
as long as he thinks
677
00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:27,460
he's never gonna
see you again,
678
00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:29,670
and now that you're here,
he's afraid he'll get too close.
679
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:33,370
- Yeah... getting too close
hasn't really been the issue.
680
00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:35,640
This is something different.
681
00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,890
C-Come see for yourself.
682
00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:39,370
- He wanted me to help him
with his costume,
683
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:41,200
so I came to his room,
and it looks like
684
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,210
he's been in there all day.
685
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,660
- Hmm. Boy.
686
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:49,140
God, it even smells
like the 17th century.
687
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,140
- I know. It's very immersive.
688
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,350
Hey, buddy.
689
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,740
- Demons. You're both demons.
690
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,910
No. It's just us.
691
00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:04,290
- Um, we're here to help you.
692
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,570
I'm just
asking you as a friend.
693
00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:09,990
Have you taken anything?
Pills, powders?
694
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:13,650
- I've taken nothing!
- Okay.
695
00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:15,930
You have taken everything...
696
00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,820
...from me.
697
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,210
You know that?
698
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,030
What will you not take?
699
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,180
I will win this contest.
I will win.
700
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:27,320
I will win this contest.
I will.
701
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,840
- It's not drugs. It's fumes.
702
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,360
We need to get him
out of here now.
703
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,120
- Aah! No, no, no!
- Come on.
704
00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:36,530
- Hey.
- You look beautiful.
705
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,600
- Aww.
- You know that?
706
00:36:38,610 --> 00:36:40,850
- We need to get him
on oxygen therapy.
707
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,190
- What's wrong with him?
708
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,850
- The white gas that he was
using in the lanterns.
709
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:45,680
When you burn it,
it turns to carbon monoxide.
710
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,230
- And burning
three lanterns nonstop
711
00:36:47,230 --> 00:36:49,030
in an unventilated space
is a great way
712
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:50,340
to give yourself
carbon-monoxide poisoning.
713
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,890
- Symptoms of which
are dizziness,
714
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:53,450
hallucinations, paranoia, and...
715
00:36:53,450 --> 00:36:55,760
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- ...wackadoo behavior.
716
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,620
The costume contest.
717
00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:00,970
- Costume contest later.
Infirmary first.
718
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:05,360
- Which I might have an idea for.
719
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:23,060
- The tally has been taken,
720
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:27,070
and the winner of the $500
duty-free shopping spree
721
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:31,800
and three excursion passes
good at any port is...
722
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,140
the adorable
Mister Captain Stubing
723
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:35,940
from "The Love Boat"!
724
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:40,010
- Go get 'em, son!
725
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,910
Whoo! Go, Tristan!
726
00:37:52,990 --> 00:37:56,300
You know, I only let him wear
that 'cause he almost died.
727
00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:00,860
But nobody wears that uniform
but me... ever again.
728
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,970
- There he is.
Our boy's a winner!
729
00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:06,140
- Yoo!
- Ow!
730
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,940
- We will be taking
those excursion passes.
731
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:10,770
- Ask and you shall receive,
my friend.
732
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,530
- Okay. So...
733
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:17,600
You guys are the best.
734
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,640
I-I really don't know
what else to say.
735
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,330
Aves, your costume game
is kind of improving.
736
00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:26,510
- Hm!
737
00:38:26,510 --> 00:38:28,130
Nurse-feratu
738
00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:30,650
and Doctor-Acula
at your service.
739
00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,960
- Hm-hm-hm.
740
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,270
- I dig it.
741
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,070
Thanks for saving the day, Cap.
742
00:38:37,070 --> 00:38:38,790
I mean, even though
you hate Halloween, huh?
743
00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:40,620
- No, I don't hate Halloween.
744
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,800
I-- I don't hate anything.
745
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,320
I just don't like
to be reminded of...
746
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:50,460
...regrets, man.
747
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:54,080
When you have kids,
I want you to remember this.
748
00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:55,910
Childhood is fleeting,
749
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:59,810
and if you blink, you'll miss
the whole damn thing.
750
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:03,750
Every single Halloween,
I was away at sea.
751
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:08,750
And so when I see a ship full
of these fools having fun and...
752
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,030
It just reminds me
of all the fun I missed.
753
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:16,210
It kind of kills me
a little bit, actually.
754
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,590
- Now, listen, Cap,
you might have missed
755
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:22,010
all those Halloweens, but...
756
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:24,600
you really came through
for me this year.
757
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,430
So thanks, Cap.
758
00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:33,020
Or Ship Dad.
Can I call you that?
759
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,230
- You most certainly may not.
- Okay.
760
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,410
- Just get my uniform
back to my cabin cleaned.
761
00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,300
- Alright.
- Now get out there and dance.
762
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,480
- Understood.
763
00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:47,100
Oh, yes! Yes!
764
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:51,040
- Nurse-feratu...
- Doctor-Acula...
765
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,040
- ♪ There's something
in the air ♪
766
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,770
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
767
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:56,420
♪ You feel it everywhere
768
00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,110
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
769
00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:00,700
♪ I'm brewing up
something special ♪
770
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,390
♪ So watch out
771
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,600
♪ You won't believe your eyes
772
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,300
♪ Abracadabra
773
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,820
♪ You know it's comin'
right atcha ♪
774
00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:12,330
♪ It's magic
775
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,230
♪ A-wah-ooh
776
00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:17,550
♪ Got you under my spell
777
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,240
♪ It's magic
778
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,930
♪ A-wah-ooh
779
00:40:20,930 --> 00:40:24,070
♪ You know I do it so well
780
00:40:24,070 --> 00:40:26,830
♪ It's magic
57020
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Corsican
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof