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Whoo!

Me and Catia, we vibe very well together,

but we both know if we have sex,

things can get messy.

The feelings type of messy.

And so can you.

So there's sex going on, then?

Yeah.

Is there feelings?

No, we just like to fuck.

Have you gotten to know Lexie on a deeper level yet at all?

Yeah.

My buttons have been pushed hard.

What did you say in the car

along the lines of

fucking Lily and then fucking me?

Nardos has backed it up.

I don't know what Nardos's game plan is.

I said when I'm finished fucking Lily...

That's what I heard.

He's denying it even happened to begin with.

If you're gonna make up shit, then fuck off.

I can't be fucked with it.

Did he say...

Obviously, me and Lexie have gotten close,

but I don't know if we'll come back from it.

I've got the rig out and I'm ready to launch.

I'm a little bit of a sly fox.

I'm the queen 'cause I'm the hottest in Cairns.

You step on my toes, I'll stomp on yours.

My dream job is no job.

I'm a little bit of a shit-stirrer.

Turn up that music

and watch me dance.

I do use my tits to an advantage.

I came out my mum's vagina having a party.

Everyone needs a Kyle in their life.

long

and make it happen

Good morning.

Last night we had our first big blow up in the house.

The feeling in the house this morning is awkward.

That was like the most drunk I've seen you all.

Being a good friend has definitely backfired on me.

Are you saying that

you actually don't know what was said in the car?

No, I...that...

No, I do, but...I also have a really shit memory.

I don't know. I was just a menace.

Does that... If you're saying now you're a menace,

does that mean you're backtracking?

No, I'm not back... No, I'm not backtracking.

In my heart of hearts, I did not hear wrong.

I heard what I heard.

But for now, I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.

What do I like about Tom?

Definitely his attitude,

how he looks on... looks out on everything.

How was the sex last night?

Yeah, good.

And we're both on the same page.

Like, we don't want the drama.

I don't care.

And he's just unapologetic.

I can't stop farting, but.

-You're disgusting. -Shut up.

Me and Tom, we're still on the same page.

I've got his back, he's got mine.

And with the Nardos situation,

our friendship, like we are way too close

to let that come between us.

How are you, baby boy?

Good sex last night. Good sex.

Sex is great.

She's a little wild child.

She's good in bed.

She just is up for anything and everything,

which is similar to me.

We're a bit naughty,

but at the end of the day, like, we're in Aussie Shore.

There's ground rules that's going to come with this.

She's got to be open.

I'm not dating her. I'm not marrying her.

I'm not getting down on one knee.

I'm interested in Lexie as well.

Lexie's cute. Lexie's hot.

I'm gonna still try and get to know her.

how to fight your fears

Morning, darling.

Morning, babe.

How'd you sleep?

I actually slept good.

Me too.

What did you do?

Uh...I slept upstairs.

I'm assuming Tom and Lily fucked last night.

That's good.

Going to the shag pad with Lily,

it just makes me feel more stupid.

And now, as we have to share house together,

I have to watch them all over each other.

It's so awkward.

Yeah, last night was good.

And I'm not talking about the club.

I'm not talking about the club either.

-Mm. -It was good.

I love sex.

I love love.

Helloooo!

The boss is here!

Charlotte's here!

Work meeting!

A visit from Charlotte means she's either disappointed,

she's got a party for us,

or we're going to work.

Everyone's up!

Are you sure there's no-one still in bed?

What on earth? What time do you call this, Nardos?!

How are you still asleep?

You took a nap?!

What, last night? And you've only just woke up?

I am praying, hoping I do not have to go to work today.

I need to sleep and get rid of this hangover.

Work meeting!

Our next job

is a big one.

I think youse are going to be good at this.

Apparently, they are whipping them out at the nightclubs

all across Cairns.

You are basically going to be

teaching people to dance.

What the fuck? I can't dance. I'm like a fucking robot.

Fucking dance teacher?

What in the world is our boss, Charlotte, thinking?

Who do you think I am? Michael Buble.

Fuck off.

I just love fucking dancing.

I'm definitely going to work.

It just... it brings me so much joy.

And I'm a shit dancer. So, yeah.

I've definitely got, like, a hard exterior.

So me getting up and dancing, it sort of softens me

and lets everyone else know

that, oh, this dude's actually approachable.

Best dancer here.

I'm ready to get down and jiggy with it.

Youse, I will be there to watch the final performance.

So I'll see you there.

Today we've got Con, Cooper,

Lexie and Catia going to work.

Dance routine. That's us.

-I love doing that shit. -That's crazy.

-It's, like, shit that's crazy. -Shit, man.

These guys need to come prepared.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

They have got 30 minutes

to try and come up with an excellent routine

to teach their students.

I feel like this is a definitely...

Cati!

Yes!

Cooper is feeling himself in this dance practice.

I'm looking at Cooper like he's Magic Mike.

-In, out. -Yeah!

My go-to dance move,

oh, it was definitely the slut drop.

But I'm not too good at that anymore.

I'm a mum now, so it's all mum dancing like...

A lot of shoulder shimmying.

Gabber, twerk, shimmy.

Shimmy, yeah.

Oh, my issue is the shimmy gives me the ick.

I like...

Seven, eight.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

'Cause it's the shoulder movement. It's like the...

Argh! I can't even think about it!

Oh, do we start off with, like, the...

Oh, true.

What the fuck? Who are you serving?

God. Oh, my God!

The one girl who is making me piss myself is Catia.

The determination in her eyes

when she's doing the...

Like, it is insane.

Like, I was just lost in her eyes!

And sunrise.

Three, four.

Oh!

I definitely sense some sexual tension

between Con and Catia.

I think they need to shag and get it over and done with.

They'd be a little bit cute, you know?

Little power couple.

-There goes that one. -Cati!

Coooper, can you do that?

Fucking hell, Catia.

Oh, my God.

You're fucking turning me on.

Alright, I think we've got it.

-Right, let's get ready. -What do we wear?

We're hot. We've got the moves.

We're ready to go.

Wish us luck! Thank you.

-Are you ready? -I am ready.

Gabber, gabber, gabber.

Show 'em the tits. Pull it away.

Show 'em the tits. Pull it away.

Listen, I don't know who these students are.

But hopefully, they're someone hot.

Here we go!

I'm actually fucking pumped.

We've got our dance down pat. I'm ready to go kill it.

Let's get 'em, baby.

We have no idea what to expect,

but King Con is definitely going to show them

how the fuck it's done.

Alright, guys, energy. We need energy.

Do we just go straight for the attack?

Oh, God.

Today's job is an oldie but a goodie.

Oh, yeah!

Let's get the party started!

Oi.

Um...OK.

What the fuck?

OK, are you teaching us or are we teaching you?

Hey!

We're doing a dance class for senior citizens.

I genuinely don't think that this dance

is very appropriate

for senior citizens.

There's bending, there's twerking,

there's fucking thrusting,

there's all sorts.

And, like, I don't want to be disrespectful,

and I also don't want them to, like, be at risk of injury.

The fun's just begun.

Sexy seniors!

We start off, it's a little bit slow.

Alright, just limber up a little bit. Stretch out.

You're gonna wanna stretch, guys.

I don't want anyone to hurt themselves, you know?

We're all here to have a bit of fun.

Alright, so, listen, dancing's pretty easy, yeah?

If I can dance, if you can count to four,

or you can count to eight, you can dance.

It's very simple.

Con's taking the lead up

because he just knows how to work a crowd

and he asserts his dominance

every room that he gets into.

I am here for it.

Alright, so start with the good morning.

One, two, three, four.

And we do the serving the food, yeah?

One, two, three, four.

-Yeah! -Perfect!

-Perfect. -Loving it!

After that, last part is just a shimmy forward, shimmy back,

shimmy forward, shimmy back.

They're shimmering their...

Oh, they're shimmering their lives away.

Oh, no.

They are absolutely...

I don't even want to say killing it.

Dropping it low, don't worry about it

if you can't get too far,

'cause I don't want your knees to snap.

So, yeah, you just stay up.

I don't even know whether these senior citizens

have seen a twerk,

never mind attempted a twerk!

Right, I'm ready for the performance

'cause I'm dying to see it.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime.

Cue the music.

-Show 'em what we've got.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, one.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Catia's boob's out! Catia's boob's out!

-Catia's boob's out! -Oh, my boob's out!

Oh, my God. Catia's had a nip slip.

Oh, my boobs are coming out.

My boobs were coming out.

If anything, she's done them a favour.

Oh, God.

So good on her.

Well, shall we end this with a cup of tea

and some nice refreshments?

-Yeah!

And some tea. Are the teas getting served?

Whoo!

Today is honestly the best.

We're partying all the time, being absolute idiots,

but it sort of brings you back down to earth.

Here's tea.

It's just wholesome as fuck.

Here you go.

-Cooper. -Cooper.

Macho!

-Cooper, that's the one. -Very macho.

-Thank you. -He's very macho.

He's very pleased with that.

And are you all from Cairns?

From Cairns, yeah.

From Cairns? Love that.

These people remind me of my nonna.

And I feel so warm and cosy

and a sense of home, which is so nice.

Nonna better be proud.

It brought me back to my Nonna's house,

that type of feeling.

So I really love it here.

How do you usually make it?

Well, I have honey.

-Ooh! -Yep.

I got a big soft spot for older people.

My grandma's like my best friend.

I love her to bits,

and there's nothing I wouldn't do for my grandma.

OK, guys, I'm sorry to interrupt,

and I'm sorry to say, but we have to go.

Oh!

This was like a fun activity that we...

Like, I feel grateful to have been picked to go do this today.

Mwah, mwah!

Thank you.

It's the small little things.

Like, all we've done is done a little dance routine.

Like, we've got to build connections with these people,

and it's just wholesome.

Make sure you guys stretch, so you don't wake up sore, OK?

I have never been so proud

of my Aussie children

at this senior citizen dancing.

Goodbye!

-Love you, guys! -We'll miss you.

I've got a tear in my eye!

I'm so proud of my children.

Quick, get Tom. Get Tom to come in.

Come on.

Oh, piss...

Hey!

-Faster. -See?

-OK, go quick. -Alright, now.

-Jump! -Bitch.

-That give you the ick? -No.

-Hm. -Do the 12 thing again.

Can we get in the...? I'm going to get in the sun.

Me and Lily are so close

because she's very much a drama-free girl.

We've got a similar mentality. We kind of don't care for it.

We don't... We try not to get too involved.

Ooh, shit.

At the end of the day,

we're, like, the most similar in the house.

That's why we drawn... we've been drawn to each other.

And vice versa.

Like, I feel like I would come to you with anything.

Like, I just trust you. I think that's where we're at.

So it's nice to have someone...

Well, like, I just feel like I have someone in my corner.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. -Like...

And plus, you...

..you've just been assessing me since day one.

Yeah, true.

-That I've been a princess. -True.

I did walk up to you straightaway.

I do trust Tom.

I trust Tom 110%.

Like, he's my best friend.

I know. And you did call me a princess.

That's where I feel safe

and feel like I can say whatever I want.

Hi!

We had the best day at work today.

The best you could ever have at work, ever, straight up.

It was so wholesome.

We were, like, teaching the elderly, like, seniors,

how to dance.

Hands out. One, two, three, four!

One, two, three, four!

And, like, Catia was the biggest fucking turn-on

I've ever seen in the house, ever.

Oh, really?

Oh, and one of her tits came out.

Like, oh, my tit came out.

I'm exhausted, but. I was drippin' sweat.

Catia was definitely the best dancer in the group.

It's not her first rodeo.

She definitely knows what she's doing with those hips.

You know what? I'm here for it.

Do you want water or a shot?

It smells like absence.

Con hasn't really made the move with me

since I've told him how I feel.

I'm ready to be coupled up.

If you guys were a couple,

you guys would be a hot-looking team.

-We are a hot-looking team. -We are a hot team.

Last night I was very angry.

I was just frustrated.

And I think I just want to, like, calm down

and have a fucking laugh.

Someone body-shot off my arse.

-Let's go.

Cheers to making a little hole.

Yeah, man! Let's get it!

Tonight, the vibes are just top tier.

And there are some hotties here.

We're here for a good time, we're not here for a long time!

After the fucking past few nights,

tensions have been pretty high.

It's good to get everyone together,

have a bit of a family night.

Is anything happening between you and Cati?

I don't know.

There is a little something between me and Catia.

Catia's a beautiful girl.

She's nice, we get along, we vibe very well.

But I come second option to no-one.

Hey!

That's hot.

This guy is so hot.

Tall, dark features, tanned.

Tick, tick, tick.

Fuck me.

Cati and I have a bit of history.

But seeing her kiss another guy

is making me realise

I could miss my chance with her.

I take what's mine.

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

I just couldn't help myself.

I couldn't sit back and watch Catia

crack on with another guy in front of me.

I see you, Mr Jealous. I see you.

Look, I love a man that asserts his dominance,

so it is low-key hot.

So now I'm on Con.

For fuck's sake, Catia!

Con and Catia are like a yo-yo right now.

They're either on, they're off. They're on, they're off.

I can't keep up.

Con is a good kisser. I like kissing Con.

It might actually happen tonight.

Really?

I'm that fucking horny right now.

Get me back to that house now.

Ready to go home and have fun!

Let's fucking go!

I've had so much fun!

Oh, my... Fuck, you're on my bladder, babe.

On the drive home,

there was a little bit of cheekiness.

Definitely not hurting.

Shit. What's happening?

Let's get it, baby.

Let's get out of here.

I'm starving!

Where's the food?

I'm keen for Con and Catia to hook up.

Everyone's already noticed.

Sexual chemistry is, like, very, very, very strong.

Alright, how do you fucking open this?

I'm sat, waiting for Catia to go to the shag pad.

Where the fuck is a sharp knife?

I always win, cunt.

Is that how you eat arse?

Show me how you eat arse.

This is next level now.

Catia does have some pretty bad gut issues.

But, Catia,

when you're having a four-course meal

of peanut butter and brownies

and potato and mushrooms and pastry,

what do you think is gonna happen?

Catia.

Once she's eating, she's not sleeping with anyone.

Still waiting.

Where did my cake go?

I'm going to make some more.

I hate microwaves.

Hey! Get over here!

Catia.

It's getting to a point where my dick is getting sleepy again.

I don't want to be rude, but I can't sleep next to you tonight.

-No, neither can I. -OK, good.

'Cause you're way too drunk.

You're way too tipsy. Way too tipsy.

Mm. I need to lie down.

I'm gutted tonight

didn't go the way I hoped.

How was everyone's night?

So fucking good.

I had the best night.

So much fun.

Can everyone just shut up this morning?

It's too much. It's too loud.

I just... No, no, no, no, no.

I feel sick.

Yeah, I saw that.

But, yeah, that was just unexpected,

but just whatever.

Yeah. Fuck it.

Con and I were all over each other last night.

It's very easy to fall for Con's magic.

He has this charm about him.

Every time we go out,

she gets so fucking drunk.

Sex with Catia right now,

if it happens, it happens.

There's no expectations but...

I don't know. It's any man's guess.

Oh!

Um, I haven't really noticed.

What's cracking?

What did you say? You want to make breakfast for everyone?

Fuck, yeah.

She's still in the same dress!

Let me tell you,

I was kissing through coma to sleep last night.

That was...

This morning, I'm just not in a good way.

I feel like death has taken me over.

We've all just woken up.

We are so violently ill with hangovers at the moment.

Alright, what should we all do today?

We all know I love to party.

And what better way to cure this sickness?

Day drinking at Gilligan's.

Fuck me.

Wow, everyone be so fucking excited.

Let's go! Pool party!

That is what's going to keep us going.

Let's go, everyone.

-Oh, yeah! -Yes!

I'm a country boy. I love a day party.

It's just in me. It's what we've always done.

Pool parties, drank during the day, like, Sunday sessions.

I love it.

Oh, my gosh. I've actually got to start to get ready now.

Really? Did it sting?

Yeah, it stung like fuck.

I feel really bad about the other night.

He's probably the only person in here that...

Yeah.

..one, is my type.

Yeah.

Two, I think we've got chemistry.

Like, I don't have feelings,

but do I feel a little connection?

-100%. -Yeah.

But I don't care that they're fucking.

-Yeah. -I don't care.

I just don't wanna be in the drama anymore.

Lexie is still one of my closest friends in here,

so no matter what, we're always going to be tight.

Oh, Cati, why do you look so sexy?

Let's do it.

Boy.

Pool party! Pool party! Pool party!

I feel like I just need a shot

just to really get me going now.

Same.

I might be straight today.

Yeah?

Yeah!

Holy shit. We're here. Let's go. Let's go.

like this, yeah

We're still scat as fuck

but the sun's out,

boys' abs are out,

shots are ready.

Let's go!

It is fucking off its head.

The vibes are up, the music.

I'm having the best time.

I'm absolutely fucking loving it.

We're at Gilligan's, we're at the pool party.

There's birds everywhere.

There's hot guys everywhere. I'm loving it.

We're here to fucking party.

La familia. The family.

Here we go. Mm, mm, mm!

Check the booty. Ch, ch, ch!

In the pool party.

I am loving the pool party right now.

What the fuck is happening?

I'm ready to get some tequila in my system.

Mm, mm, mm! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

I'm ready. I'm ready today. I look hot.

I've got hot eyes for Con.

So, today, I want his attention,

so we can finally go to the shag pad.

So I think I am sticking out today,

which I love.

We'll see how things go.

But I'm putting all my eggs in his basket.

Oh!

As the family are partying and carrying on,

I see a beautiful lady on the table next to us.

Hey, she's beautiful, bro.

And, of course, me, I had to go up,

introduce myself and let her know what's up.

She's absolutely stunning.

You don't look 27 at all.

She's vibing me. I'm vibing her.

She likes my confidence and I like hers.

-Yeah. -Oh.

Like, really.

Only the pretty ones.

Oh, Con! Calm down.

Oh, that fucking... That annoys me.

Like, I'm angry.

Last night, uh, Con was on my radar,

but today it seems like another girl's on his radar.

Surprise, surprise.

How dare Con last night cock-block me?

Meanwhile, today,

he's talking to some girl on the other couch.

Wherever there's a girl moving,

he's like, "Hey, that's crazy."

Like...

What do you mean, brother?

I need to get a drink in my hand.

I see your party tricks now.

They're old news.

I feel like he can just, like,

dip his finger in any pie that he wants,

but then he gets fucking, like, upset when you bar him, like...

-Yeah. -Have you made it known?

-Yep. -What'd he say?

Nothing.

That's what I mean.

Not say anything sometimes, and sometimes he's, like...

-Hey! -Hey.

Sometimes you just...

Yeah, it is what it is type of situation.

Hey, why do you always want to try to steal my girl?

Like, I know she's beautiful, but, like...

Huh? I mean, your girl's coming to us, babe.

Aren't we all?

But you know what?

I'm the bigger person,

and I'm not going to stoop down on his dumb level.

I respect girl code.

If you see a connection in the air, love...

..you step aside.

Cheers, gorgeous.

Us girls need to have each other's backs

around these fuck boys.

They will not divide us.

Cheers!

Straightaway, Lexie's catching my eye.

Like, look at her.

You have a look at her. She's wearing, like, a yellow bikini.

She looks hot.

Yeah, I'm going to go up to Lexie.

I've got nothing to lose. Like, I'm here to have fun.

I'm here to give everything a go.

Sunscreen on?

Oh, on my shoulders.

Oh, yeah. It feels nice.

Tom makes it very much seem like he's into me.

-Really? -Yeah.

You could put a leaf in front of him,

and he would tell the leaf

that it's the hottest thing he's ever seen.

You could put Lily there, you could put me there,

could put fucking... whoever the fuck.

The chair could go there.

But he's such a charmer.

Like, I can't help myself.

I just think I have a soft spot for Tom.

Um...

Lily knows what I'm like. She doesn't give a fuck.

She knows. We're open with each other.

She knows that we're doing that.

We got our own thing, we cheat on each other when we go out

and then, when we come home, it's back together.

It's like me and Tom

don't have a lot of time in the house

to get to really sit down and get to know each other.

So I think that like having our own space and time

just could be a good thing

to just chat and get to know each other.

But I still want to talk to Lily to get the green light.

It's just because, like, I respect their...closeness.

Could I just...

I know you say that you and Tom are...

..you don't give a fuck.

But I just want to, like, make sure that like...

If I was chatting with Tom...

No.

-Do you care at all? -There's no feelings.

I know, I know. But I just wanted to, like...

You can sort out whatever you sort out.

-Like, it's fine. -I just need to...

No, it's fine.

Um...

I'm just going to run away.

The reason I don't give a fuck

is because at the end of the night,

who's the one licking my pussy, cunt?

Like, that's... For me, I don't care about that.

If Tom wants to fuck someone else go fuck someone, cunt.

But at that end of the night,

we both said whatever happens in the club, it doesn't matter,

because, like, who's in the bed with each other?

How about if it doesn't end up being like that?

Fuck it. I'll go fuck someone else. I don't give fuck.

- Nice. - Exactly. It doesn't matter.

-Yeah. -I'm not annoyed!

Lily, you're doing a terrible fucking job of hiding it, then.

Well, why are you yelling?

Because I feel like... I feel like everyone's like,

"Oh, my God, there's feelings there's feelings."

Even with... Fuck it. Even...

There's nothing. It's just fucking.

They confuse me.

It's like a, "You can do what you want, but I'll be angry."

My loyalty...

I know where my loyalty lies. And that's it. Like...

And you shouldn't have to prove that to anyone.

I don't know how Lily's actually really taking the situation,

because...

..realistically, the way that she's responding

makes it seem like she does have feelings,

but she is very adamant that she doesn't have feelings.

What the fuck is Cooper wearing right now?

Horror story advertisement.

Eugh!

So I'm just going to rip that hat off him

because he can not be picking up a girl with that hat.

-You having fun? -Mm.

Me and Raya, we're flirting, there's a few kisses.

Having a good time.

I'm going to shoot my shot with Raya.

I'm going to ask her to come back to the house tonight.

Yeah, that's alright. It doesn't have to be a late one. Come.

King Con strikes again.

Come for a bit.

Hey!

But just my luck,

the bartender catches my eye.

She is an 11 out of 10.

She's stunning.

She's definitely my vibe.

Raya goes to the bathroom. I'm left alone.

Me being cheeky...

Con's on the prowl today.

He's blooming hooking up with anything and anything

that will find him interest.

I think he's invited one, maybe two of the girls back.

Con is being one very cheeky boy.

Catia's way too sweet and naive

to realise how many girls

Con is actually churning at the same time.

Like, it's pretty dog,

and I've got my eye on you, Con.

We're going home.

Free drinks!

Where is the alcohol?!

After drinking all day,

it's time to continue the party at the house.

We all need a massive feed,

but tonight we're having a barbecue.

Barbecue!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Anyone want a drink?

Give me a test.

And then...

Ah!

Look at us go.

Well, I'm probably burning my hair extensions.

I don't have any muscles in me.

-I barely felt that. -Come on! One more!

Do you know what you just said just then?

Fuck me.

No.

I didn't mean that.

OK, that... Don't be angry at me for that.

I'm sorry.

-Are you drunk? -I'm so drunk.

Tom's not drunk.

-I am. -Same.

Yeah.

He just called me the wrong name.

I can't believe he did that.

-Yeah, I am drunk. -I wouldn't mind that.

So am I, but, like, I still know what your name is.

OK, but if it was Tim and Tom,

you would probably call me Tim, cunt.

-No, I wouldn't. -You would.

No, I would call you Tom.

Change the topic, Thomas.

Change the topic.

Do you know what's happening right now?

No.

I'm digging a hole for you.

I'm taking it all in, and I don't forget it.

Alright, let's fucking eat!

This'll be good.

Well done.

Someone's knocking at the door, King.

Someone's at the door!

Who is it?! Who is it?!

-Hey! -What's happening? Hi there.

Look at you.

Get fucked.

Like, come on!

Hey, everyone!

-Hi. -Welcome!

Con, obviously, he doesn't give a fuck about my feelings.

-Welcome back! -Thank you! What a welcome!

You hungry?

OK. More drinks.

Awkward!

-How are you? -Good. How are you guys?

Good.

Feeling refreshed after today?

-So refreshed. -Wait.

Putting aside my feelings towards Con,

we have a guest in the house,

so let's show her a good time.

Do you want a shot?

Yeah!

Tequila and wet pussy. Tequila and wet pussy for you, babe.

Go, cunt.

Eat half of it. Let's go.

We're not... Yeah, OK. Fuck it.

To new...to new... to new family members.

-To new... -Yeah.

-Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Shut up!

What just happened?

I just fell through the bush, cunt.

This is killing my eye. This is killing my eye.

Tissue!

Guys, we have a visitor.

-He's still vomiting! -What the fuck's happening?

This has never happened before.

Honestly, we do not deserve visitors in this house.

-Vomit, vomit, falling... -It's not you, it's us.

It's not you. We're the problem.

Yeah.

Um, let's play a game.

What do you want to play? Truth or dare?

Truth or dare. Should we?

Lexie, truth or dare?

Dare.

-I dare you... -Do not be a fuck...

..to hook up with Catia.

Oh, that was obviously gonna come.

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you and your beautiful lady here to hook up.

Yes!

Yes!

Yeah!

Fucking wingnut over here!

The kiss just completely kills the vibe.

We need to lift the mood. Let's get naked.

Jacuzzi, let's go.

Fuck it, let's all get naked.

Soon as we get naked.

Cooper.

Jaeda wants to see it.

Catia's family and I don't like the way

she's being treated by Con.

He's playing all these girls

and they don't even realise it.

No, give me your hand and sit down.

I can't just sit back and watch Catia get hurt like this.

We're a bit of a wild family.

So, Con, you like to play games with these girls?

Why don't we play a game of truth, shall we?

Naked. Oi!

Who's the nicest guy?

Butt naked.

Con.

Con?

She said Con's the nicest guy.

Are you the... Is that your honest answer?

All I would say

he actually was going to invite another girl over

and tell you to go home.

That's what I will say.

Am I lying?

Hiding behind a pot plant... I am hiding.

Manaaki had my back and...

..I'm here for it.

He's very strong on morals,

and particularly loyalty,

and I'm really grateful for that.

But am I lying? I don't lie.

-That's one thing I never do. -Oi!

-So all I'll say... -If I was you...

I'd sleep in a different room tonight, yeah?

If I was in her shoes, I would want to know the truth.

That's what I'm saying.

Can you repeat what you said so I can hear it clearer?

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, sorry.

So everyone hears. Go say it again. Say it.

You invited another... You invited another girl back.

-Don't be shy. Say it. -You invited another girl back.

And then she was supposed to come back.

-Yeah. -And she didn't come back.

And he was going to send you home and keep her here.

Once again, drama has erupted.

I'm just sitting there like, "Fuck."

Me with my cock out in the hot tub,

sipping on my punch,

this is the last thing I want to be hearing.

Oi, sleep in another room tonight, yeah?

You're not leaving.

No, no, no. It's all good, guys.

Thanks for a good night.

No, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.

No, it's OK.

I would want someone to tell me.

Manaaki, you're such a fucking idiot, bro.

What a cunt.

He's made the whole house feel so uncomfortable,

including Raya.

I'm so fucking angry.

Hey, Manaaki, oi,

I hope you liked the family, bro,

'cause you're not in the family anymore.

Good work. See you later.

Hey, you're so...you're so...

Why are you having a go at me when this is your truth?

You literally said this.

I'm breaking away!

Everyone, relax.

Everyone relax. Oi.

Don't start... Don't start on Manaaki.

I feel sorry for you. I truly do.

Oh, my gosh. Calm down.

At the end of the day, you're a joke.

If you've got a fucking issue, cuz, say it to me.

-If not... -I don't have an issue.

If not, there's the fucking bedroom. Go to it.

No, no. You will never take my smile off my face

'cause you're not worth a breath.

Literally, like...

..no problem whatsoever.

Fuck me.

Hey, are you OK, babe?

Yeah, I'm good.

Oi, see how much... See how much it cuts you up.

You have so much to say, now you can't say shit.

But the second I do one little thing

where I try to talk to two girls that I've met for one hour,

you're a good guy.

-No, no. Look... -Good guy. Everyone loves you.

You're the best person in the world.

This happens all the time.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You always end up getting fucked up.

You and me. You and me, we're done.

We're done.

What the fuck happened last night?

The tension is real.

This house is fucked up.

It is worse than when I was in Geordie Shore.

What the fuck is happening?

The best way to get over someone old,

is to get under someone new.

Chaos Cal is coming here.

Nothing but carnage.

He's so sexy.

Don't be embarrassed, cunt.

Con's in love with Catia.

I'm so attracted to you, it's not funny.

I can't hide that.

I still am a person and I still have feelings.

Shall we address the elephant in the room.

Holy fuck!

Argh!

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Oh!

This is one of the most fucked-up things

I've ever been a part of.