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Delivery. Oh, it's the
computers the golf course...
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[ Engine starts ]
bribed us with. Finally.
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You're not gonna
bring 'em inside?
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Zero stars.
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Did he just leave everything
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on the sidewalk like this?
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Okay, good. You guys are here.
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We don't have insurance,
so lift with your legs,
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brace your back. Ava,
my back does not brace.
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Call that young man back.
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You got his phone number, Barb?
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I will dial 411
before I pick up...
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Jesus would help.
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Jesus was lean,
33, with muscles.
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Mmm. Hot. [ Door opens ]
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Weren't there, like,
four more of these?
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Ah! We were robbed.
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Well, at least this
time, I wasn't slapped.
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Probably already selling
'em on Broad Street by now.
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You know what, maybe
they needed 'em.
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Hey. I got computers
for the low-low.
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Buy three, get one
free. Talk money to me.
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How much, brother? No. No.
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Jaquon! I will
call your mother.
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Put those things back!
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Don't... Don't do that.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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??
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??
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And that turtle is for you.
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Enjoy your new friend.
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Uh, uh, Janine? Yeah.
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Why are there loose
animals in the library?
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They're gonna put the
funk in Funk & Wagnalls.
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Yeah, no, I know,
but they're caged,
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and I will clean
up. I promise.
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[ Guinea pig squeaks ]
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Uh, Ms. Washington,
a goldfish for you.
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Janine: I have a really
big win to share.
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We asked the
district for funding
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for more afterschool programs,
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so they gave us $50
for class pets instead.
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Sometimes you gotta
shoot for the moon,
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and if you miss, you land
on a star... fish. Starfish.
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And, Mrs. Howard, I got
you the fish you asked for.
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Ohh!
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I have a flowy gown in
this very shade of magenta.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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And, Gregory, your pet rock.
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Thank you so much for
being budget conscious.
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Oh, it wasn't because of that.
I had one of these growing up.
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Alrighty.
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Okay, guinea pig for me
and a guinea pig for...
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Melissa!
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Guinea pig. What?
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You forgot to fill out the form,
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and the pet store was
having a BOGO sale, so...
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Yeah, I didn't forget
to fill it out.
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I didn't want one.
I don't like pets.
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Melissa.
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Hey, what do you mean,
you don't like pets?
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I don't like 'em. I
never had 'em growing up
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'cause they're
just too much work.
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They smell, then they die,
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and you gotta explain
that to the kids.
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It's too much.
I don't want it.
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Well, look, look, what
if I-I help you out?
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You know, I will clean
its cage, I'll feed it.
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You won't have to lift a finger.
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Come on, Mellie Mel,
your kids will love it.
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Besides, the kids are
gonna be really upset
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if they're the only ones
without a class pet.
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Don't want that, now, do ya?
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[ Guinea pig squeaking ]
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You're right in a way that
really pisses me off, kid.
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Aww, thank you.
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Okay.
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And, Mr. Johnson,
you requested a bear.
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I sure did. Okay.
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Would you settle for a bear hug?
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[ Laughing ] D'aww.
[ Laughing ] Okay.
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Aww. It smells
like ass in here.
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Yeah, it really
does. I'm so sorry.
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[ Footsteps clicking ]
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Hey, Ava.
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I've set up my computer,
but I don't have
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any of the district software,
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so I'm putting in a ticket
at the old district.
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No, you are not. They don't even know
we took these computers as bribes.
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We're not even allowed to
accept donated computers.
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I got a plan.
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Ava: The district won't
service any computers
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that don't belong to them,
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but they drop the
ball all the time,
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so I'll just tell them
that I submitted a ticket
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a long time ago for these
computers that they gave us,
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that they didn't keep track of.
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I like to cause
doubt and confusion
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by creating a memory
that doesn't exist.
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Some call it gaslighting.
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I call it kids have computers
in their classrooms.
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Janine: Okay. [
Guinea pig squeaking ]
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[ Gasps ]
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You just gotta watch out for
this one 'cause he's a biter.
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[ Chuckles ] So... Yeah,
I'll tell you what.
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If that thing bites me,
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I'm fastballing
it into the wall.
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Okay, but biting is a sign of...
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[ Cage clangs ] affection.
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I... I...
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Watch out.
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He didn't bite me.
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He's warming up... God!
[ Guinea pig chirps ]
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[ Clicks tongue ] Ooh!
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Bared his teeth at
me. What a smile.
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He likes your sweater.
Oh? [ Chuckles ]
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[ Winces ] Odd
way of showing it.
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The real question
is... Mm-hmm.
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We just hanging out?
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Look, some IT wonk
is coming by today
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to get the computers 'putin.
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He cannot know they're donated,
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so if you love new computers,
lie like an old carpet.
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I cannot, I do not,
I will not lie.
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I heard you tell
Janine she looked cool
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in that goofy sweater.
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Okay, you caught me. All
you have to do is play dumb.
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Jacob, that face you're
making right now is perfect.
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Dumb as hell. What?
This is my normal face.
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Besides, I-I can't play dumb.
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Hi, I'm O'Shon.
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Oh. [ Irish accent ] Top o'
the morning to you, O'Shon.
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[ Normal voice ] I'm
O'Jacob. No, I'm just joking.
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It's just Jacob. [
Chuckles ] Just...
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Just a little Irish
humor for you, bloke.
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Sorry, I'm dumb.
Wow. I can do it.
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O'Shon: I guess, uh, we lost
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the ticket to
provide tech support.
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Uh, we get backlogged
sometimes, but no excuses.
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I'm here now. Yeah, you really
screwed the pooch on that one,
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so if you could just install
the software and be on your way.
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It'll take a few days to
get everything set up,
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but I'll get on it now.
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[ Gasps ] O'Shon? Crikey.
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Barbara: That man is handsome.
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First of all, he wears glasses.
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Second of all, you
two need a pair
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if you think he's attractive.
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Please.
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I'm just saying, of
the three rock types,
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I think it's really cool that
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my kids got a metamorphic rock.
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Imagine me stuck
with some kind of
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sorry sedimentary rock.
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Totally. No. So very,
very cool. [ Chuckles ]
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Alright. Well, you know
who doesn't bite? Who?
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Dwayne "The Pet" Rockson.
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Okay. Gregory,
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it is their love language.
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Guinea pigs cannot lick like
cats and dogs can, so...
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Don't let that guinea pig
loose in your classroom.
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You know they grow to the size
of their environment, right?
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I think you're thinking
of goldfish. Yeah.
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Explain grizzlies,
then, dumbass.
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[ Trash can thumps ]
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What do you got there? Oh,
I'll tell you what I got here.
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Why even ask? My entire
afternoon is what I've got here.
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First, the kids said the
guinea pig was bored,
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so I had to get him this little
straw mat for it to gnaw on.
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Then, Sweet Cheeks didn't
like that cheap feed,
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so I gotta meal prep this hay.
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Then, that stupid straw
mattress wasn't comfy enough,
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so I had to build this
tiny house stick by stick.
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Thanks a lot, Teagues.
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I knew it, this was a
bad idea from the jump.
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This is exactly why people
shouldn't have pets.
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I don't have time to do my
job and take care of some rat.
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What do I look
like, April O'Neil?
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Guinea pig's not even that cute.
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I hate that freaking guinea pig.
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What?
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Melissa, I'm sorry this guinea
pig is making your life harder.
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Look, I'm gonna take
it back to the store.
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Maybe we can use that
$4.77 on something else.
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No way. My kids would lose it.
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Sweet Cheeks and I are
stuck with each other
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'til one of us dies, and
it ain't gonna be me.
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Alright, well, at least you don't have to
worry about him over the weekend, so...
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What does that mean?
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You know, the students,
they take turns
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hosting the pets
over the weekends.
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The kids get to
learn responsibility,
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and the guinea pigs
get to see what a big,
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beautiful world it is out there.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Well, good. Yeah.
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As long as it's out of my
gorgeous hair. [ Exhales sharply ]
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These computers are pretty new
for a three-year-old ticket.
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Oh, I wouldn't
know. [ Chuckles ]
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These contraptions all
seem the same to me.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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It's just that, these computers,
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they have features I
usually only see...
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But, you know, how would one
turn on a machine such as this?
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I know how to start
these computers.
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I just have to throw this
handsome young man off the scent
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for the greater good.
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Forgive me, Lord.
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Ma'am, uh, please don't take
this the wrong way... Mm-hmm.
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But are you familiar
with this thing?
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Like updating it, opening your
browser, checking your e-mail?
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That's... That's all good? Oh, I
can check an e-mail. [ Chuckles ]
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My real question is,
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what is an e-mail?
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[ School bell rings ]
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This shouldn't take too long.
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You've got everything
pretty set up.
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You just need the
permissions and licenses.
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Yeah.
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They call me Jacob
Jobs around these parts
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'cause I'm always...
[tongue clicking]
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click-clacking.
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Cool. O'Shon, is it?
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What if you tell me everything
you know about computers?
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Finally, rule number 11...
Designated guinea pig food
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and filtered water only.
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Okay? Nothing else.
You got it, guys?
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That star next to the rule
means it's extra important.
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They all have stars.
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That's 'cause they're
all important.
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No, honey. Come
on. No tapping.
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It stresses Sweet Cheeks out.
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Alright, let's see. Who's
going to take him first?
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Aaron.
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You gotta stop
that, kid. Come on.
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You could hurt yourself.
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No, I can't. I
don't feel pain.
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Do guinea pigs?
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[ Pencil tapping ]
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No more pencils for Aaron.
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After this, I'll hit the
library, and then I'm done.
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They're not the most tech savvy,
but you got a really nice staff.
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Yeah, we're just one big
family here. [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, you already got a
few programs on here.
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Wow. This is some extremely
high-powered editing
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and special effects software.
247
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Are you making a big-budget
movie? [ Chuckles ]
248
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Well, I'm not gonna let
a souped-up graphics card
249
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and a 14th-generation
processor go to waste.
250
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,885
I'm editing a series
of deepfakes of Janine.
251
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,970
She has no idea what's
coming. [ Laughs ]
252
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,764
Alright, I'm gonna
grab a coffee.
253
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,766
Incognito Mode doesn't
leave a history, right?
254
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,186
Auf Wiedersehen.
255
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,025
The district doesn't have a
14th generation of anything.
256
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,654
So, still going to the
batting cages this weekend?
257
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,156
Absolutely.
258
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,325
I still have a few holes
in my swing. Mm-hmm.
259
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,202
You wanna come take
some hacks with me?
260
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,788
I don't know what that
means, but, yeah, I do.
261
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,122
It's okay. I'll teach you.
262
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,917
Okay. I can't wait
to learn. Yuck!
263
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,627
Somebody please
give me a lobotomy.
264
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,253
[ Door opens ]
265
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,173
Well, guess who's got two thumbs
266
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,966
and a guinea pig to dispose of?
267
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,718
What? Yep.
268
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,971
Came in this morning, and
Sweet Cheeks was belly up.
269
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,973
See, this is exactly why you
should've got a pet rock.
270
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,142
My students are developing a
bond that will last for eternity.
271
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,852
Melissa, are you sure it's dead?
272
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,146
Just the other day, I
thought my fish was dead.
273
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,816
[ Clicks tongue ] She was
just taking her beauty sleep.
274
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,819
Maybe I ought to add a tiny
vanity to her aquarium.
275
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,153
Yes.
276
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,113
Hey, Shirley, order me a little
277
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,617
fish mirror for Queen LaSeafah.
278
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,869
Mmm. Yeah.
279
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,996
See, I told you this
was gonna happen.
280
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,706
No, they told me at the store
281
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that the guinea pig would live
for at least the school year.
282
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,586
Well, guess what? They're not
guinea pig doctors, are they?
283
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,256
It's gone. So now I gotta
give my kids the death talk.
284
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,383
Oh, my God, Melissa, I am...
285
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,426
I'm so sorry. This
is a disaster. Oh.
286
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,345
Um, can I get you anything?
287
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,305
Grief counseling,
a hug, or... No!
288
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,348
I can take you out for a drink?
289
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,558
Janine, I don't need a beer
290
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,101
for a dead guinea pig, okay?
291
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,978
I'm gonna do what I
always do. I'mma go home,
292
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,188
throw some baby backs in the slow
cooker, and watch "Housewives."
293
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,107
Okay, well, maybe
I can come over.
294
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,483
That's really not necessary.
295
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,486
Also, I'm getting my
carpets cleaned tonight.
296
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,615
Oh, but... while you cook
ribs? And also at night?
297
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,492
Yeah, I got a discount.
298
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,579
What, you want me to eat
ribs on a dirty floor?
299
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,165
Also, what is with all
the questions, huh? Whoa.
300
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,791
I mean, are we
good? We're good.
301
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,710
Are you good?
302
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,294
Ugh. My God.
303
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,879
Janine, don't get hurt. What?
304
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,840
I feel awful. I mean, I
pushed Melissa to do something
305
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,384
she didn't want, and
it didn't work out.
306
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,594
Should not have tried to assert
307
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,720
my guinea pig agenda.
308
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,680
[ Sighs ]
309
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,934
I might be grown, but I can
still make rookie mistakes.
310
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,187
I'm so sorry, but that's just,
311
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,522
you know, the circle
of life. Right, kids?
312
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,441
Life is just like that.
313
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,611
[ Students crying, sniffling ] To
quote Frank Sinatra's "That's Life,"
314
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,279
"That's life."
315
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,656
So, if you want, just come
to me with any questions
316
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,700
you might have, and
rest assured that
317
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,953
Sweet Cheeks is
in a better place.
318
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,749
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
319
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,377
That man put the "form"
in information technology.
320
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,630
Yeah. He's a real
Firefox. [ Giggles ]
321
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,256
Get your ass on Chrome.
322
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,926
Anyway, he looks just
like me five years ago,
323
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,178
but with more hair.
324
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,639
This man is a weenie.
325
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,848
Excuse me, Principal Coleman,
326
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,100
can I talk to you for a
second about the computers?
327
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,937
Sure. Grand rising, brother.
328
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,563
Good afternoon.
Are you the man
329
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,023
that we have to thank
for being able to use
330
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,650
these wonderful computers?
331
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,693
I just installed some
new programs, is all.
332
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,695
Well, it is just a
blessing to be able to work
333
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,447
on brand-new computers.
334
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,324
The kids are, uh...
the kids are loving it.
335
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,743
Instead of "Oregon Trail,"
they now have Roblox,
336
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,954
which they shouldn't
be playing at school,
337
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,455
but, uh, still. [ Chuckles ]
338
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,082
It's going to be a
real difference maker.
339
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,044
Mm-hmm. These new computers are
going to put my students ahead
340
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:37,756
of the curve that so often
wants to leave them behind.
341
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,007
Mm.
342
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,301
So, I don't have all day.
343
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,928
Oh, my God.
344
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,263
The computers have Khan Academy.
345
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,389
[ Students chattering
excitedly ]
346
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,641
What did you want to tell me?
347
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,958
Yeah, uh, you know
what? It can wait.
348
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,773
[ Chatter continues ]
349
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734
[ Whistling ] Hey.
Oh! Bye, Melissa.
350
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,070
Hey, would you mind giving
me a ride to my place?
351
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,613
Uh, yeah, sure.
352
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,073
But didn't your
ride just walk out?
353
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,575
You didn't come in with
Melissa? She's, uh, going out.
354
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,036
Really? Going out?
355
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,579
She told me she had
ribs in the slow cooker
356
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,206
and that she was getting
her carpets cleaned, so...
357
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,541
Oh, is that what
she's calling it now?
358
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,376
TMI.
359
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,211
What are you talking about?
360
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,338
She told me she's got a date.
361
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,132
Really?
362
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,967
Now, why would she
lie about that?
363
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,052
I think she's keeping it
super secret because she's,
364
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,929
like, really into him. Huh.
365
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,180
She already has a
nickname for him.
366
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,701
Oh, yeah? She calls
him "Sweet Cheeks."
367
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,104
"Sweet Cheeks"? Mm-hmm.
368
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,023
I almost miss when I
knew less about her.
369
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,744
Excuse me. Sorry. Um... Matter of
fact, can we just go get a... drink?
370
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:43,530
? But guinea pigs just
wanna have fu-un ?
371
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,616
? Oh, and Sweet Cheeks
just wanna have ?
372
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,617
? You just wanna ?
373
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,831
Oh, holy... [ Chuckles ]
374
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,124
I got a question
for you, Melissa.
375
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,500
I didn't even see you come in.
376
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:59,004
[ Scoffs ] Oh, Melissa,
Melissa, Melissa.
377
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,298
[ Feet slam ]
378
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,635
So, how was your carpet cleaner?
379
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,764
Yeah, fine. Yeah?
Carpets all clean?
380
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,099
Very. Mm-hmm? All
polished up? [ Lips pop ]
381
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,768
Okay, shampooed, but yeah.
382
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,519
Interesting. Oh.
383
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,040
You're asking the
wrong questions. Okay.
384
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,609
So, Melissa, where'd you
put Sweet Cheeks' body?
385
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,402
Trashed it.
386
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,195
Oh, yeah? Which trash?
387
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,946
Hey, what are you
getting at, now?
388
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,824
[ Laughing ] This guy.
389
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,910
How much time did you
do on that slow cooker?
390
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,369
And at what temperature?
391
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,288
What's happening
here? Just tell her.
392
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,290
I know Sweet Cheeks is alive.
393
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,001
Yeah. I saw you driving
off after school with him.
394
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,961
What kind of nefarious
plan you got here, Melissa?
395
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,340
What, you gonna fix him up
and flip him for profit, huh?
396
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,508
Wire his wheel to your
house so you never
397
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,759
have to pay for
electricity again?
398
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,385
No! Then what is it?
399
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,180
I love him. Okay? I
love Sweet Cheeks.
400
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,058
He grew on me.
I took him home.
401
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,643
Wait.
402
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,187
So you gave the death
talk to your class
403
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,273
for a guinea pig that
still spins and bites?
404
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:04,528
Oh, my Lazarus. Mm!
Melissa, you didn't.
405
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,779
Hey, now that I know
what's really going on,
406
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,364
do you think we could actually
get the carpets cleaned?
407
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,573
No!
408
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,866
Plot twist. The "M"
in M. Night Shyamalan
409
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,368
stands for "Melissa."
410
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,953
Yeah, yeah. Give it up,
Melissa Night Shyamalan.
411
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,454
Guys, there are other directors.
412
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,165
Just because he's local does
not mean he's the only director.
413
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,377
You are bringing Sweet
Cheeks back in here today.
414
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,547
Or else. Or else...?
415
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,550
Or else I'm going to tell your
kids that he's still alive,
416
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,593
and you're going to
have to deal with it.
417
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,054
You have until after lunch.
418
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,015
Hey, I need to speak to you.
419
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,519
Who you talking to?
420
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,521
You.
421
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,232
What do you want?
422
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,692
I know there wasn't
a lost ticket,
423
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,133
and I know that the district did
not give you these computers.
424
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,782
Damn it! Who gave
it away? Barb?
425
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,868
It was Principal Coleman.
426
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,120
Well, that can't be
right. That's me.
427
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,746
When you mentioned
the processor,
428
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,249
it confirmed what I
was already thinking.
429
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,251
Even the newest computers
that the district distributes
430
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,711
don't have the
14th-generation processor.
431
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,588
Where did you get these? Tuh!
432
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,256
You think I got in this chair
by folding under pressure?
433
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,300
No. But if you don't tell me,
434
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,344
I have to assume they're
stolen and report it.
435
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,436
We got the rich people
building the golf course
436
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,354
to donate them.
437
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,813
You "got" them to?
438
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,399
Fine. It was
blackmail, black man.
439
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,484
A bribe, quid pro quo.
440
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,612
They were doing illegal work,
and we needed the resources.
441
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,113
Look, the district is
not going to allow this.
442
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,823
You know what? Take them.
443
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,619
I'll find another way to
get my kids computers.
444
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,746
[ Cellphone clicks ]
445
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,541
I'm not gonna report you.
446
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,668
It's obvious that you
all need these computers,
447
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,629
and scheming is the only way
that you're able to get them.
448
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,005
I beg my pardon?
449
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,882
But we need to do
things on my terms
450
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,425
so that none of us get caught.
451
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,469
I'm not losing my job over this.
452
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,070
And I know you do not
want to lose yours.
453
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,389
You gone stop talking
to me like that.
454
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,099
Have a seat.
455
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,477
Okay, so, now, some of
these kids might have cats,
456
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,687
but you just remember
our training sessions,
457
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,564
and you're gonna be fine.
458
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,358
Yeah.
459
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,599
Yeah, baby. [
Knocking on door ]
460
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,111
How you doing?
461
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,780
I'm okay.
462
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,323
So you know, I don't go around
463
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,242
telling kids their animals
are dead for kicks.
464
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,369
That wasn't a suspicion of mine.
465
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,954
I just never had a pet before,
466
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,122
and I really fell for
this little stinker.
467
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,291
He's no Dwayne, but he's great.
468
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,085
What's really going on, Melissa?
469
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,087
Man, I don't know, I panicked.
470
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,798
Like, second graders can't
take care of themselves.
471
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,132
How are they going
to keep him safe?
472
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,425
He could have died, you know?
473
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,802
I get it. I had a hard
time giving the kids
474
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,054
in the Goofball program
responsibility over the plants.
475
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,472
But then none of them died.
476
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,723
All of them died.
477
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,724
You're always such a huge help.
478
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,309
But before I started
the Goofballs,
479
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,811
a wise woman told
me that in order
480
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,646
to be the best
teacher I could be,
481
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,356
I needed to open
myself up to more
482
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,275
than what I thought I
owed these students.
483
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,652
That'd be scary, 'cause
they make mistakes,
484
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,029
but watching them grow
from those mistakes,
485
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,783
it's worth it every time.
486
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,327
Thank you for giving my
own advice back to me.
487
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,539
It's the best
advice I've gotten.
488
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,873
Come on. Don't you
want to hold him?
489
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,542
I like rocks!
490
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,504
So, in order to keep this
little secret, it is imperative
491
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,633
that you direct all IT-related
issues to my office.
492
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,511
Don't just blindly submit
them to the district, Janine.
493
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,887
Why are you singling me out?
494
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,597
'Cause you're a district rat.
495
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,850
So, you have a, uh,
software problem,
496
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,226
submit a ticket to me.
497
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062
You have a network problem,
submit a ticket to me.
498
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,814
And if we run out
of computer chips?
499
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,358
Submit a ticket to me.
500
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,278
Sorry, um, is it hot in here?
501
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,322
Gregory: Uh, that sounds good. Yeah,
thanks. Melissa: Yeah, we got it.
502
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,157
Jacob: What if a
computer breaks
503
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,365
and we need it
fixed immediately?
504
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,451
What's a good cell
number to reach you at?
505
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,328
It's a good point.
Um, I'm gonna give
506
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,871
Ms. Coleman my
personal number,
507
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:46,499
and she can contact me directly
in case of an emergency...
508
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,500
anytime.
509
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,254
Fine. Whatever.
510
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,505
Alright, give it up for O'Shon,
511
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,382
and let's get on with the day.
512
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,345
[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, no. No.
No, you don't have to clap for me.
513
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,724
? Kiss me, out of
the bearded barley ?
514
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,435
? Nightly ? Why are
you humming that song?
515
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,937
'Cause I just rented "She's
All That" from Blockbuster.
516
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,691
[ Scoffs ] He ain't all that.
517
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,569
And he's poor.
518
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,784
[ Humming "Kiss Me" ]
519
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh.
520
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,456
I just like the song, okay?
521
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,000
So, listen, kiddos, I know
you're really upset about
522
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,543
the passing of Sweet Cheeks,
523
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,922
but we got a new guinea
pig from the store,
524
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,925
and we're going to
call it Sweet Cheeks 2.
525
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,260
Then why does he look
like Sweet Cheeks 1?
526
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,887
Turns out he's a twin.
527
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,514
Isn't that the same cage?
528
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,391
Yeah, I got it at a discount.
529
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,059
You never heard of upcycling?
530
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,477
How did he die, again?
531
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,270
Can we all please
just raise our hands?
532
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,773
No more questions.
Alright, look.
533
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,276
All that matters is that we are
going to promise to take care of
534
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,946
and love our new guinea pig
to the best of our ability,
535
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,614
no matter what mistakes
536
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,699
are definitely going to
be made along the way.
537
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,201
Can we do that? Okay.
538
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,246
Ms. Schemmenti,
I made this sign.
539
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,207
They don't like
when you do that.
540
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,460
Mm. Amici per la pelle.
541
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,421
That's Italian for
"friends for life."
542
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,258
Can you say, "amici
per la pelle"?
543
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,552
All: [ Together ]
Amici per la pelle!
544
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,304
That's good. You don't have
to do the hands, though.
545
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,974
So the ol' guinea pig
had a long-lost twin?
546
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,600
I know the feeling.
547
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,144
Yeah, well, um,
548
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,896
honestly, it's the
same guinea pig.
549
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,606
Then what did I bury?
550
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,067
[ Mop handle drops ]
551
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,780
Hi! I am almost ready to go.
552
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,861
What, did you get a fish?
What happened to your rock?
553
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,202
They tore him apart.
554
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,037
It's just carnage.
555
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,124
Oh, no. Gregory, that's...
556
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,917
It's actually really
pretty. [ Chuckles ]
557
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,878
You know, I tried to
protect him. Yeah.
558
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,005
But they dropped him,
and they didn't mean to.
559
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,841
Yeah. But now, h-he's...
560
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,301
He's sparkly!
561
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,011
No? Okay.
562
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,388
Well, look, maybe we can
get you another one, like,
563
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,223
from the side of a
road or something?
564
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,893
So it, too, can shatter?
565
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,936
[ Shakily ] Like my
fragile, little heart?
566
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,229
[ Sniffles, sobs ]
567
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,316
Oh! Oh, no.
568
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,943
So, ramen tonight?
569
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,361
[ Sobbing ] Yeah.
570
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,530
Okay.
571
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,454
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