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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,207 --> 00:00:51,358 Scotch tape ! Great, guys! 2 00:00:51,487 --> 00:00:54,718 Did you expect such a thing? Beautiful, gorgeous ! 3 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,839 My dressing room is not like theirs ... 4 00:00:57,967 --> 00:01:01,039 ..but they are big American stars! It does not matter ! 5 00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:05,080 Working with these people ... PHONE RING 6 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:09,686 Yes, Hollywood ? l do do do do ? Mister Banfi, yes. 7 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:15,881 How ? Bo Derek and Marlon Brando are no longer coming. Because ? 8 00:01:17,607 --> 00:01:20,724 Bo Derek went with Tarzan to the jungle. And Marlon Brando? 9 00:01:21,567 --> 00:01:25,924 He's gotten so fat that he doesn't fit in the Jumbo Jet anymore! 10 00:01:26,047 --> 00:01:28,925 Isn't that cute! Tell Mister Brando, madame! 11 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,596 He had signed a contract, Mr. Salce is very angry. 12 00:01:32,727 --> 00:01:35,958 Then he with Mr. Salce, in Italy, no longer works! 13 00:01:36,087 --> 00:01:39,079 How did Brando say? Thanks ... Okay. 14 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:43,280 Travolta? It is not known if he is coming? 15 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:47,400 How do you mean ? No, I cry because ... 16 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:51,520 Does he come or does he not come? I don't give a damn, I didn't even want it! 17 00:01:51,647 --> 00:01:54,923 Yes, tell him '' papal papal '' to this Mr. Travolta ... 18 00:01:55,047 --> 00:01:58,323 ..that I don't like. He must be sickly and half crazy! 19 00:01:58,447 --> 00:02:02,156 Every Saturday night he gets drunk and then he gets a fever! Forget it. 20 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:06,121 Do you know what we Italians say to these stars who don't want to come here? 21 00:02:06,247 --> 00:02:10,160 '' Go to die killed '', go to die killed! 22 00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:14,403 I let it out! Wow ! You don't do these things. 23 00:02:14,527 --> 00:02:18,839 We spent 87 million on those Hollywood dressing rooms ... 24 00:02:18,967 --> 00:02:22,642 .. and they locked me up in this crappy thing that looks like a toilet! 25 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:26,362 That looks ... that is! It's a toilet! 26 00:02:28,727 --> 00:02:31,924 Do you think he is honest? Luckily there is Luciano Salce! 27 00:02:32,047 --> 00:02:34,845 He is an exquisite person, I gladly work with him ... 28 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:38,198 A symbiosis has been created between me and Luciano which is the end of the world! 29 00:02:38,327 --> 00:02:42,286 Then you will see. He understood my origin, my culture ... 30 00:02:42,407 --> 00:02:46,002 .. my intelligence! > Come on, you idiot! 31 00:03:01,287 --> 00:03:04,279 Song: `` When the Eternal Father made the world ... '' 32 00:03:04,407 --> 00:03:07,399 '' ... he drew it square but it came round. '' 33 00:03:07,527 --> 00:03:10,519 '' Then the man got the model wrong. '' 34 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:13,639 '' The first came straight but the other a bit stupid. '' 35 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:16,361 '' If you are an idiot, only you know it. '' 36 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,479 '' When someone is stupid, Peru is too. '' 37 00:03:19,607 --> 00:03:22,201 '' The Eternal Father, a little sweaty ... '' 38 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,478 '' ... he took off a boot and made our state. '' 39 00:03:25,607 --> 00:03:31,603 '' There were 800 citizens: 600 deputies and 200 idiots! '' 40 00:03:31,727 --> 00:03:37,723 '' The master tells the farmer: Come on, you idiot! '' 41 00:03:37,847 --> 00:03:43,444 '' The worker answers his master ... '' 42 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:48,561 '' ..Come on, cool guy! '' 43 00:03:50,487 --> 00:03:55,880 '' Yes, that's right. Yes, Ja, Oui. '' 44 00:03:56,407 --> 00:04:01,401 '' Yes, that's right. Yes, Oui. '' 45 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:07,759 -225. - Finally ! -Carlucci Carmine. 46 00:04:07,887 --> 00:04:11,038 How much time ! My days never passed! 47 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:16,115 - Where have you been ? - 152. 48 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,118 -Until we meet again. -Go. - My beautiful! 49 00:04:22,247 --> 00:04:26,604 - This is the last. How many got out? - 167. 50 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:29,719 - To me it turns out 166. - And who is missing? 51 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:34,523 - ll 151. - 151 ... And who is it? - Pasquale Baudaffi. 52 00:04:34,647 --> 00:04:39,482 Baudaffi Pasquale! 53 00:04:42,047 --> 00:04:46,165 - Pasquale Baudaffi! - Sixth arm, absent! 54 00:04:48,847 --> 00:04:52,476 - Pasquale Baudaffi! -Fourth arm, absent! 55 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:57,920 - Pasquale Baudaffi! - Fifth arm, absent! 56 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:01,321 Baudaffi Pasquale! 57 00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:06,716 Move the cot. 58 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:16,197 What are you doing ? Flour, you have reduced this prison to a sieve! 59 00:05:16,327 --> 00:05:20,286 -This time I almost made it! - Let's take him away. 60 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,921 Come on, here it is. 61 00:05:24,207 --> 00:05:27,244 - Pasquale Baudaffi! - Here I'm. 62 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:30,086 - Get in, come out. - Here I am. 63 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:33,597 - Look, I have nothing to do with it. -Yes, they all say so! 64 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:36,560 I have nothing to do with the hole, it is narrower. 65 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,123 I meant... 66 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:43,482 Pasquale ! 67 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:49,200 - Superior ! Superior ! - Pasquale! 68 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:52,439 I understand that you are attached to this place, but there is not only prison! 69 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:57,721 - Come on, let's get out of here! -They locked my foot inside the door! 70 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:08,916 ELECTRONIC MUSIC 71 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,965 '' Graduated, good looking ... '' 72 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:23,841 Everyone says: '' Graduated, good looking, thirty years old ... '' 73 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,562 -Do you hope to find a job in the newspaper? - I'm trying. 74 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,362 Yes, as you did in court! The prosecutor ... 75 00:06:31,487 --> 00:06:34,843 .. he asked for your acquittal for inability to understand and want! 76 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:39,165 This is why I told him: '' My inability to understand and want ... '' 77 00:06:39,287 --> 00:06:42,279 '' ... instead she and her family have it! '' 78 00:06:42,407 --> 00:06:45,399 - And you got two years! - Thank you. 79 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:48,519 There were those who had done something else! 80 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:56,245 - Which is ? - How disgusting ! 81 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:08,398 - Do, do. - Thank you. I was hungry! 82 00:07:09,687 --> 00:07:12,679 - I'll tell you how the dynamics of the facts were. - Yup. 83 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:17,600 At one point, I was passing ... 84 00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:21,686 ..in front of the agricultural bank of the rural cashier of filotranvieri. 85 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:26,518 The result is a gentleman who is very hasty and cold. 86 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,366 - Cold? - Yes, he was wrapped up. 87 00:07:29,487 --> 00:07:32,604 One who leaves a bank in a hurry in July ... 88 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:35,446 ..with a balaclava on your head, do you call it '' cold ''? 89 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:38,804 I thought he was sick! What do I know? 90 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:42,363 I go to meet him to give him back the briefcase he had lost ... 91 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:46,799 ..when two tram drivers arrive from behind and block me. 92 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:50,397 - It was two cops. -Yes, but they had the face of a tram driver. 93 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:53,997 Now they are dressing up, they wanted to steal his briefcase. 94 00:07:54,127 --> 00:07:57,802 And I: '' No sir. I saw that gentleman lost the briefcase. '' 95 00:07:57,927 --> 00:08:02,079 In short, a struggle has arisen. I hit one here with karate. 96 00:08:02,207 --> 00:08:05,119 To the `` nut of the capocollo '', vertebrae and backbone. 97 00:08:05,247 --> 00:08:08,876 I gave the other a knee in the lower belly. I laid them both out. 98 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:11,999 Immediately afterwards, three other tram drivers arrived ... 99 00:08:12,127 --> 00:08:15,802 ..that they took me and took me to the police station. 100 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:20,006 -They took you by the pole! -How you do it... 101 00:08:20,127 --> 00:08:24,245 ..to mistake me for a pole, I am wider than long! 102 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:27,643 But I '' reported '' the prosecutor. 103 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:32,397 - Where you go ? For roofs? - Don't worry, I'll take care of you. 104 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:35,639 - Help me ? -Yup. - Give me 100,000 lire. 105 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:40,238 - How ? - Give me 100,000. - You're crazy ? What do you have to do with it? 106 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:43,916 I have to do something. I kept thinking about it while I was in jail. 107 00:08:44,047 --> 00:08:47,119 I had even made a knot in my scarf! 108 00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:50,284 - What is it about ? - I'm ashamed to tell you. 109 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:54,286 - Tell me or I won't give you the money. - You have them ? -Yes, there they are. 110 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:56,358 Now I tell you. 111 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:04,636 - 24? - 24 months I wait. 112 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,565 - One, two, I don't know. - A rendezvous house? - Yup. 113 00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:11,396 - Can't you postpone it? - I just thought about it! 114 00:09:11,527 --> 00:09:16,396 - When do you make me money? - Will you give me this money, Gaetano? 115 00:09:16,527 --> 00:09:21,043 That's not 10 billion! I return them to you. Goodbye and thanks. 116 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,675 -Hello. -Hello. 117 00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:33,967 Excuse me, have you seen 100,000 lire? 118 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:40,119 - Did you want me, doctor? - When are the people from the sign coming? 119 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:44,126 - They said tomorrow. - Call them back and tell them to hurry. 120 00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:46,966 - I wouldn't want any misunderstandings to arise. -That is fine. 121 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,716 Put on your smock. When customers come in here ... 122 00:09:50,847 --> 00:09:54,157 ... they must immediately realize that they are in a dental office ... 123 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:57,438 ..and not in the dating house that was there before! -That is fine. 124 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:20,596 Listen to me. No hot, cold and no food. 125 00:10:20,727 --> 00:10:23,480 Can I at least spit? 126 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:29,318 Please get that lusty doorbell removed! 127 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:32,803 -That is fine. - And away with these erotic prints. 128 00:10:32,927 --> 00:10:37,398 -Away these statues. All away, I don't want to see anything anymore. -That is fine. 129 00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:44,523 Until we meet again. Remember: Wednesday afternoon. 130 00:10:46,327 --> 00:10:48,636 Please take a seat. 131 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:51,759 - Good morning. -Hello. 132 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:56,598 - Do you have an appointment? - No, but I think it's the same. 133 00:10:56,727 --> 00:11:00,117 - Does it hurt? - No. - Is it swollen? 134 00:11:01,807 --> 00:11:05,243 - Just enough! - Are you already being treated by us? 135 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:09,360 -No now, but I was. - What is his name ? 136 00:11:09,527 --> 00:11:13,042 Do you want to know the name now? That's right, you never know! 137 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:17,160 - Baudaffi Pasquale. - Invoice or tax receipt? 138 00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:21,519 Even the invoices! How much is the fare? 139 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,241 For the fillings? 140 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,961 -How ? - The fillings? 141 00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:31,359 You are brilliant! Rightly, you made them all up! 142 00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:34,524 -Yes, for the fillings. - More or less 20,000. 143 00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:37,525 - More or less ? -20,000. - Precise. 144 00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:39,166 Then... 145 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:46,002 -5 fillings. - 5? -Yes, it's been two years since ... 146 00:11:46,127 --> 00:11:51,724 Sign 5 fillings. Do you prefer the owner or her husband? 147 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:54,720 I did not understand this. 148 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:58,357 Do you prefer the owner or her husband for fillings? 149 00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:01,724 Here is a mixed game. 150 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:06,557 There are those who come for one thing and who ... No, I want the owner. 151 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:12,006 If I wanted that other kind of fillings, in two years ... 152 00:12:12,127 --> 00:12:14,925 There it is also free! They couldn't wait! 153 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:19,120 - Damn misery! - Okay, take a seat. - Yup. 154 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:25,119 Beautiful ! How I like it ! 155 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:29,525 A beautiful atmosphere that creates the right situation! 156 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:32,639 A certain elegance predisposes the customer well. 157 00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:35,560 I am very well crafted! 158 00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:38,838 In fact, miss, let's do a good thing. 159 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,004 Since the owner I think has something to do there ... 160 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:44,766 ..can we do the two of us? Wants ? 161 00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:47,839 What does he say ? I'm still not up to it. 162 00:12:48,007 --> 00:12:52,239 - She's up to it! - The owner would never allow! 163 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:56,241 - She's a little jealous. - He only makes me assist in exceptional cases. 164 00:12:56,367 --> 00:13:01,487 - Are you an exceptional case? -So they say around! 165 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:05,356 - It's up to you to say it. -That is fine. Then let me see it! 166 00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:10,446 - How ? - Are you surprised? 167 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:13,445 ln 5 years of experience, if you knew how many I have seen! 168 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:17,560 Long, short, square, pointed, sickle, hammer ... 169 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:20,958 Afalce and hammer! Berlinguer type! 170 00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:24,836 - Even pincer and funnel! - I have to tell this! 171 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:29,165 -A funnel must be one thing ... -Open and show me! 172 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:32,518 Well, at this point ... 173 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:36,643 Excuse me. 174 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:44,996 Pig ! 175 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,399 > CONSTANT MUGOLlO 176 00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:23,800 -Ahhh! - Will you please take your hand away? 177 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:28,125 - Excuse me, but it pulls me! - And put your hand on my leg? 178 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:32,798 -You don't pull? -What does it mean ? Everyone knows his business! 179 00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:37,443 When he pulls me, I no longer think, I no longer understand anything! 180 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:41,162 If you only knew what a night I let that poor woman of my wife go through! 181 00:14:41,287 --> 00:14:44,006 All night awake! 182 00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:49,155 Then I moved on to my mother-in-law, who sacrificed herself for her daughter. 183 00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:54,202 I kept her awake until 6. Then, given her age, she collapsed. 184 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,683 - Poor thing! - And I switched to the waitress. - Mashed potato ! 185 00:14:57,807 --> 00:15:00,844 - Yes. - You know no shame! - I couldn't help it. 186 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,800 - I went to the gardens. -Also ! 187 00:15:03,927 --> 00:15:07,681 - There, finally ... - You feel like it! - I let it out. 188 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,436 You have to believe me, I've done all the colors! 189 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:15,685 - She has a good stamina, her! - The cold ... 190 00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:19,356 - Rightly ... - I had to go back. - By force ! 191 00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:24,641 I met the concierge who is a kind and understanding person. 192 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:28,043 He took me to his house and with the warmth of the guardhouse ... 193 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:32,524 ..and a few good words, I found a few moments of relief! 194 00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:35,366 Now I understand everything. 195 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:40,197 - He came for the owner's husband. - He does everything to me. 196 00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:44,320 - But if she is there ... - To experience a different emotion! 197 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:48,804 Humorous ! We are very good friends ... 198 00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,158 .. indeed, we are even relatives. 199 00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:55,916 It seems that an uncle of my wife is also uncle of him. 200 00:15:56,047 --> 00:15:59,403 Let's say it's a family ride! 201 00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:02,166 -Yup. - Did your wife work here? 202 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:05,484 - No, not here. ln another study. -Similar. -Yup. 203 00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:08,724 It was my wife who accompanied me here this morning. 204 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,884 His wife ? Does it take you right here? 205 00:16:12,007 --> 00:16:14,999 I couldn't drive, it was pulling me! 206 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:18,244 You know, by now ... A lot! 207 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:21,643 We are very good friends, I use him very often. 208 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:25,885 -I took my son there too. - Son ? 209 00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:30,159 - He's 8 years old. He needed it. - It's family crap! 210 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:35,486 - An 8-year-old boy! - Poor thing! He was doing badly! 211 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:39,680 They did him a good job. They applied a machine to him. 212 00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:43,641 - A machine? -He had a weak arch. 213 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:47,840 To understand her, he had no push. 214 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,845 - I understand. - He's like me. 215 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,879 They are hereditary things. When you don't push, it's useless! 216 00:16:54,007 --> 00:16:57,682 - We must provide in time. -Otherwise, there is no push ... 217 00:16:57,807 --> 00:17:01,117 ..then gardens, things ... GEME What happens? 218 00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:07,755 It looks like a beast! 219 00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:17,717 Does he pull them? Why does he look me in the face every time he throws them? 220 00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:21,960 Because it is unbearable! 221 00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:26,000 It's like a fire that burns inside! 222 00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:31,479 - You have to believe me ... - Stand still or I'll give you the statue on your forehead! 223 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:34,565 You must believe me. 224 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,521 Sometimes I want to tear it off with my hands! 225 00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:41,844 -Really ! - Yes, yes ! 226 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:46,677 A tear, a last flash of pain, and then peace! 227 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,801 Perhaps in his case it is better. So what is it for? 228 00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:56,045 - The doorman, things ... It's better. - Because ? Do you disagree? 229 00:17:56,167 --> 00:18:00,046 As for me, everything is fine. 230 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:03,603 You talk like that because yours is not as small as mine. 231 00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:07,402 If he saw! It's all red ... 232 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:12,885 - Do you want to see him? -That ? Do we want to finish with this story? 233 00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:15,885 '' Do you want to see him, do you want to touch him? '' He touches my knee! Enough ! 234 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,443 -I understand that makes sense to her ... -It sucks me! 235 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:23,003 And then with a guy like her ... She's all weird! 236 00:18:23,127 --> 00:18:27,086 - The son, the grandfather, the mother-in-law ... - I realize that ... 237 00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:32,037 I am convinced that if she touched me, I would lose my mind! 238 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:36,285 I understood it from the start! Forget it and stay in its place! 239 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:40,161 A little education! Be calm! 240 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,165 - Do you pull them? - Mind your own business! 241 00:18:43,287 --> 00:18:46,723 We are here for two different parishes, from what I understand! 242 00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:51,921 -Each one in his place. -Come here, what are you doing standing there? 243 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:56,996 -I sit here. - Why are you doing this? Come on, let's have a chat! 244 00:18:57,127 --> 00:18:59,687 The only thing that comforts me ... 245 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:03,038 ..is the idea that soon I'll be in that beautiful armchair ... 246 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,806 - Do you do everything in the armchair? - Not her ? 247 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:09,840 The way I am, even I land! Two years of suffering! 248 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:13,801 - I see. - However, since the arch and thrust are fine for me ... 249 00:19:13,927 --> 00:19:18,876 ..I thought it was better on the bed. - It's an adjustable chair ... 250 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:22,443 And then there is that angel! 251 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:26,526 - The owner? - ln confidence, I prefer the husband ... 252 00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:30,037 - This was understood! -Anyway, she too ... - She gets by! 253 00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,965 - Good. - Is she good? - Don't say these vulgarities. 254 00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:36,079 - it? - What do you want me to care if she's hot? 255 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:39,324 I'm only interested in that woman's hands! 256 00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:42,245 - And all the rest ? - No, your hands! 257 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:45,643 Those beautiful tapered, translucent, transparent, marble hands! 258 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,201 ll Giambologna ! 259 00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,887 What do you do with these hands from Bologna? 260 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:54,397 Give me a sprinkle, because I have a cave! 261 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,600 It's all rotten! Do you want to see it? 262 00:19:58,727 --> 00:20:01,685 - Shall we start again? - I understand. - You are exaggerating! 263 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:05,561 - Let's finish it! - No ... - I already told you what parish I am from! 264 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:09,077 I understand that she sucks, get this thing right! 265 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:12,005 After that ... zac zac! 266 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,164 - Stop ? - Enough. 267 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:19,599 After all this preparation, '' the tapered hands, Gianburrasca '' ... 268 00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:23,322 .. and then: '' zac zac '', like rabbits? - That's the injection! 269 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:26,837 - How ? - The injection to not hear! 270 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:30,118 - There ? - And where ? - Not to hear? 271 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:34,081 - Why, do you want to hear? - So what did I come here for? 272 00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:37,643 She doesn't know what she is getting into, she is a masochist! 273 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,601 For charity ! Ahh! I understand... 274 00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:45,561 ... his is devitalized. - No, it's vitalized and how! 275 00:20:45,687 --> 00:20:49,566 - So he wants to save it, keep it. - Why doesn't she want to? 276 00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:55,080 Forget it ! I've been trying in every way for three years! 277 00:20:55,207 --> 00:20:59,439 - Nothing ! - By force ! -At this point, go! 278 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:03,606 > Ahhh ! 279 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,276 -Tore up ! - Tear ... - Listen to me, have it taken off. 280 00:21:08,407 --> 00:21:11,922 -Still ! - Tanto tear it off anyway! It does it to everyone! 281 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:16,484 If you have him torn off, who has devitalized him and in the shape of a cave ... 282 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:20,156 .. full of pus, rotten and sucks! Her and that whore of his wife! 283 00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:24,366 - My wife ? Look, you ... - Don't move with your hands! 284 00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:27,763 His wife beats in Bologna, while she goes with the goalkeepers ... 285 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,243 ..and goes to the gardens with Gianburrasca! - I am an engineer ! 286 00:21:31,407 --> 00:21:37,084 It's a lousy family! Bring that 8-year-old creature here too ... 287 00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:40,398 -It's your turn. - No thanks. I'm fine like that. 288 00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:43,917 I wait for me to fall into old age! You tear it from him! Much ! 289 00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:56,879 (With a strong Apulian accent) Get off, guys. We are in Rome. 290 00:21:57,007 --> 00:22:00,477 You give me your hand, Raffaele. 291 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:03,838 What are you doing, you idiot? Give me a hand with the group! 292 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:07,403 Bitonto in the column on the right! 293 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,644 Raffaele. Raffaele! 294 00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:13,600 Get behind Mary's daughters. Without touching! 295 00:22:13,727 --> 00:22:16,560 - They are the ones who touch me! -Go ! - Immediately ! 296 00:22:16,687 --> 00:22:20,123 - Do we want to sing, children? - (together) Yes! 297 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,838 Pasquale ! 298 00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:36,243 TALK IN BED 299 00:22:37,287 --> 00:22:40,279 - I have not understood. - Pasquale, Riccardo's son. 300 00:22:40,407 --> 00:22:43,399 TALK IN BED 301 00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:45,995 Do you remember me ? 302 00:22:46,127 --> 00:22:49,437 I became a priest and you? 303 00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:54,038 You have remained as it is, you have not changed. You are round! 304 00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:57,284 And the hair ? 305 00:22:57,407 --> 00:23:01,320 Always the same ! We used to play football, you and me! 306 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:04,962 TALK IN BED 307 00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:16,045 Ah, now I remember! 308 00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:19,000 - Don Peppino? - Don Peppino! - Unfortunate! 309 00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:23,876 I did not recognize you. TALK IN BED 310 00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:27,397 THEY SPEAK ON THE BED VERY NARROW 311 00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:45,724 I am really pleased! Damn the misery! 312 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:49,243 - Father, we are waiting for you! - Are you on the pilgrimage? 313 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:53,599 Yes. Raffaele calls me, I have to join the group. 314 00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:56,321 - Hello. - Hi, lots of things. 315 00:23:56,447 --> 00:23:59,598 -Congratulations. - Thank you. - Take care. 316 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:02,486 Keep calm. I found a childhood friend. 317 00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:06,526 Cursed Terrone! Who the fuck knows him! 318 00:24:06,687 --> 00:24:11,238 PHONE RING Hello? Placement. 319 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,325 It's you ? Tell me. Where are you ? 320 00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:17,845 Have you finished yet? 321 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:20,481 I got you a job. 322 00:24:20,607 --> 00:24:23,599 A permanent position as a municipal gamekeeper. 323 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:28,120 You have to buy an ornithology book. 324 00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:32,079 No, about ornithology, a book about birds. 325 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:36,761 Don't be vulgar! Do not worry, I will take care of it. 326 00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:41,324 Tomorrow morning you have to go to the municipality to take the exam. 327 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,642 All right bye. 328 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:53,718 Good morning. 329 00:24:56,207 --> 00:24:59,324 I preferred to mix hunting and fishing! 330 00:24:59,447 --> 00:25:02,996 I didn't know ... Normal hunting, small hunting, big game ... 331 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:07,882 ..hunt the elephant. Did you see the eagle? ''We will win !'' 332 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,805 - Don't be funny and sit down! -Yup. 333 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:14,399 -My cousin Gaetano sent me. -Who ? -Gaetano. 334 00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:17,837 - I don't know any Gaetano. - Aren't you Signora Branzoletti? 335 00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:21,084 No, I am replacing Signora Branzoletti. 336 00:25:21,207 --> 00:25:24,483 - Well, it's all the same ... -I hate the recommended ones! 337 00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:31,445 -That is fine. -According to the new legal provisions ... 338 00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:36,766 ..to become a gamekeeper he must take an ornithology quiz. 339 00:25:36,887 --> 00:25:40,197 I need to assess your knowledge of the wildlife to be saved. 340 00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:42,921 Yeah, well, stuff ... 341 00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:51,798 Has 10 seconds wasting me on which species, subspecies and family ... 342 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,999 ..it belongs to this specimen and what is its name. 343 00:25:56,447 --> 00:26:00,918 - Stand still with your hands! Answer. - I only see the bird's ass! 344 00:26:01,047 --> 00:26:05,006 - Tail. - Near the queue is ... - I want to help you. 345 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:09,240 - This is a permanent one. - It's permanent. This is important. 346 00:26:09,407 --> 00:26:12,638 '' Resident '' means that it is a bird that entering the room ... 347 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:17,886 No. He goes into the hallway from the kitchen ... He's a pet bird. 348 00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:22,757 - Hurry up. - Can't you show me the beak? - No. 349 00:26:22,927 --> 00:26:28,320 - La la. - No. - In our country we see all the birds. 350 00:26:28,447 --> 00:26:33,521 - The eyes, the beak, the tail ... - Tell me what it's called! 351 00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:39,080 The priest's bird. 'Uccellus Pretorum'. In a joking sense. 352 00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:44,156 It is a bird of the subspecies of the '' spidocchiamentus maialorum ''. 353 00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:47,324 -The pigs shit when ... - He's wrong. - Yup. 354 00:26:47,487 --> 00:26:52,845 It is a '' canaris argenteus italicus telorentis ''. 355 00:26:53,007 --> 00:26:57,080 De Laurentiis, Dinus. Of the migratory family! 356 00:26:57,247 --> 00:26:59,966 They go to America, then to London and then to Italy ... 357 00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:04,365 - No. Madam, please ... - Miss, please! 358 00:27:04,487 --> 00:27:08,844 I have family, help me. He asks me questions and my head blows. 359 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:12,926 - I have to work. I don't understand ... -Okay. 360 00:27:13,047 --> 00:27:16,926 - I'll give you one last chance. - Thank you. 361 00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:22,923 These two small birds are of the same species and subspecies ... 362 00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:27,325 ..but from different families. In 20 seconds, tell me what their names are. 363 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:31,922 "Yes, but always from whom ..." "From the tail, please!" 364 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:35,084 One has an inflamed undertail, it's red! 365 00:27:35,207 --> 00:27:38,756 - You should put some ointment on him, poor beast! - Answer! 366 00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:42,197 - Excuse me, I don't see. - Stand still with my glasses. 367 00:27:43,087 --> 00:27:45,043 5 seconds! 368 00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:47,965 4... 369 00:27:49,807 --> 00:27:52,082 ..3 seconds ... 370 00:27:52,247 --> 00:27:55,683 - What are you doing ? - The headset! I don't feel much ... 371 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:59,004 - 2 seconds! - Seconds! Wait up. 372 00:27:59,127 --> 00:28:02,881 This is `` saltinbeccus alla romanus ''! 373 00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:07,802 - Time is running out! - '' lncrociatorus ... '' 374 00:28:07,927 --> 00:28:12,398 Time's up. Very well ! 375 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:17,043 All is well that ends well and a hand washes ... 376 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:20,796 - Here you are. - Please, take a seat. - Thank you. She is really nice. 377 00:28:20,927 --> 00:28:23,361 How much salary they'll give me, you know? Did they promote me? 378 00:28:23,487 --> 00:28:27,116 - You failed. - How ? 379 00:28:27,287 --> 00:28:31,803 - Failed! - I have a family, ma'am. You have to help me. 380 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:36,324 As far as I'm concerned, you can even die of hunger. Go. 381 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:43,802 One moment. What is his name ? 382 00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:47,403 - He thought about it. Did he promote me? - No. 383 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:50,917 I need to delete his name from the list. What is his name ? 384 00:28:52,007 --> 00:28:56,205 Indovini. It has 10 seconds. Name, surname and tax code! 385 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:02,963 Tv: `` Today tuna fishing does not obtain satisfactory results ... '' 386 00:29:04,487 --> 00:29:07,957 You are a pig! A wretch! 387 00:29:08,087 --> 00:29:10,965 Are you crazy ? Elena, you have to believe me! 388 00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:15,126 -I have been with Pasquale! -Who ? - Pasquale, my cousin! 389 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:18,842 -We went to the cinema ! -Which movie have you seen ? 390 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:22,004 Overwhelmed ... the blue sea! 391 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:25,164 '' Overwhelmed by an unusual fate in the blue August sea ''! 392 00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:29,758 - Why did you come back at two? - Pasquale wanted to go to dinner! 393 00:29:29,887 --> 00:29:33,323 After 2 years in prison he needed to be around people! 394 00:29:33,447 --> 00:29:37,520 -What restaurant have you been to? - In Trastevere. - From who ? 395 00:29:37,687 --> 00:29:41,760 - From the famous one, '' The Executioner ''. - What did you eat ? - The usual things. 396 00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:47,126 - List them. - As an appetizer, the usual cold cuts. 397 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:52,407 - The sliced ​​one. And first? - Bolognese tagliatelle. 398 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:57,038 - And persecution? - The usual chicken. 399 00:29:57,207 --> 00:30:00,802 What part of the chicken? Which side dish and which dessert? 400 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:04,243 fennel au gratin and sweet margherita cake. Let's make peace! 401 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:07,245 Don't go near it, I have to check with Pasquale first. 402 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:10,006 Who knows when you see it! DOORBELL 403 00:30:10,127 --> 00:30:12,118 I'm going ! 404 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:18,159 - We have already given. > Who was he? - The Red Cross! 405 00:30:18,287 --> 00:30:21,120 BELL Yes, the Red Cross! 406 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:26,324 Dear Pasquale! What did you do to your nose? 407 00:30:26,447 --> 00:30:30,076 - It's the ... - Shall we go to the cinema? 408 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:34,120 Yes. Thank goodness! I haven't seen a movie for 2 years! 409 00:30:34,247 --> 00:30:37,796 Don't you remember we went to the cinema last night? 410 00:30:37,927 --> 00:30:40,521 We also talked about that garage job. 411 00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:43,764 Ahh! Yes, now I remember! 412 00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:49,086 - We went to the cinema, we talked about the garage. -Take a seat. 413 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,238 Thank you. 414 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:56,597 - Here we are. -I see you have had a good time! 415 00:30:56,727 --> 00:31:01,198 - An outburst! - Guess what! You shot them and he caught them! 416 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:04,285 Yes then... 417 00:31:04,407 --> 00:31:06,967 -So ... - What movie did you see last night? 418 00:31:09,007 --> 00:31:11,999 '' Overwhelmed by an unusual fate in the blue sea of ​​August ''. 419 00:31:12,127 --> 00:31:17,440 1974, 79 minutes in duration. Italy, Technicolor, Panavision, stereo. 420 00:31:17,607 --> 00:31:21,441 -Want to know the credits? - No need, thanks. 421 00:31:21,607 --> 00:31:25,680 -Have you already eaten? - Yes. - See you tomorrow ... 422 00:31:25,807 --> 00:31:30,562 By the way ! Where were you for dinner last night? 423 00:31:30,727 --> 00:31:35,164 Where have we been? We went to the restaurant. 424 00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:39,041 I know this. I would not be wrong ... 425 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:42,000 ..but I feel that someone is pulling them at me! 426 00:31:42,127 --> 00:31:45,244 You know the respect I've always had for you. 427 00:31:45,367 --> 00:31:49,645 You put your hand here. Away from me every ... Better clarify! 428 00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:55,524 It's better that way ! I would like to know which restaurant you have been to. 429 00:31:55,687 --> 00:31:59,362 Me and you ? A moment that I remember. 430 00:31:59,487 --> 00:32:03,526 - There was a level crossing. - In the restaurant ? 431 00:32:03,647 --> 00:32:07,322 Near the restaurant ... No, there wasn't a level crossing. 432 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:10,883 There was ... We took a blow! 433 00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:14,886 You can no longer go to the restaurant they give you certain beats! 434 00:32:16,247 --> 00:32:18,841 It's a hooded restaurant. 435 00:32:18,967 --> 00:32:22,482 They all have secret sect glasses. No, not even that. 436 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:26,759 It was hot! The itch we had on us! 437 00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:29,885 The saber ... With the ax ... I don't remember ... 438 00:32:31,647 --> 00:32:35,003 ''ll boia'', a Trastevere ! 439 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:39,678 - '' The executioner '' of Trastevere! -What did you take? 440 00:32:39,807 --> 00:32:42,526 - The appetizer. - The appetizer. - Shut up, you! 441 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:45,445 - I have to say it! - What appetizer? 442 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:48,957 Ham and melon ? That wasn't there, just imagine! 443 00:32:49,087 --> 00:32:53,683 There was, however ... We washed our hands because it is a chic restaurant! 444 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:58,323 Even the teeth! They give you the toothbrush, it's a crazy place! 445 00:32:58,487 --> 00:33:02,036 They give you the toothbrush, the toothpaste and the hurried ... 446 00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:05,204 We ate `` rushed '', because people there ... 447 00:33:05,327 --> 00:33:10,765 You have to book a month in advance! Salami and sliced ​​ham! 448 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:14,800 -Sliced ​​of salami and ham. - And first? 449 00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:19,398 First you eat the first and then the thing ... 450 00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:25,086 I do not remember. 451 00:33:25,207 --> 00:33:30,156 A misfortune happened: the cook cut his finger. 452 00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:33,996 The hand, the whole arm ... 453 00:33:34,127 --> 00:33:37,358 The blood! He had a knife like that! 454 00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:40,479 The customers were crying: '' Poor wretch, father of a family! '' 455 00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:45,323 We took him to the hospital, there were no ambulances! 456 00:33:45,447 --> 00:33:49,440 Then they had an operation on his tonsils, they cut them ... 457 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:54,960 Noodles! Why do you ... 458 00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:57,846 - Tagliatelle. - And second? 459 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:02,523 - You're questioning me, Marisa! - Yup. 460 00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:06,322 I must also remember the second. It's hot in here! 461 00:34:06,447 --> 00:34:10,440 Second ... the teeth again ... 462 00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:13,798 There you have to brush your teeth every 3 minutes, it's a must. 463 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:19,405 -We ate the chicken. - And my husband ? 464 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:24,123 Your husband took ... the plane. 465 00:34:24,247 --> 00:34:30,163 Wait up. He took the plane because the owner is an Alitalia pilot. 466 00:34:30,287 --> 00:34:35,361 - Makes you take the plane ... - What part of the chicken did he take? 467 00:34:35,527 --> 00:34:40,317 - What part of chicken did you get? - Don't be funny! 468 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:44,963 - La la. -You. And he ? - The engine, directly. 469 00:34:45,087 --> 00:34:49,444 - The engine ... - The thigh. - I said '' the engine '', because ... 470 00:34:49,567 --> 00:34:53,446 - And for the outline? - Just don't get pissed off! 471 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:56,604 I have to remember, I don't have everything on the tip of my tongue. 472 00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,720 - What side dish? - I must remember ... 473 00:35:00,847 --> 00:35:04,203 The side dishes were many and they all went ... 474 00:35:08,847 --> 00:35:11,998 Yes, I had always thought this, since he was a boy ... 475 00:35:12,127 --> 00:35:15,563 He used to play with dolls, ugly as he is! 476 00:35:15,687 --> 00:35:19,839 Yes, this is a gay club ... 477 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:24,683 .. two have entered ... Indeed, many, a whole fleet! 478 00:35:24,847 --> 00:35:28,283 They entered the club and ... fennel. 479 00:35:28,447 --> 00:35:32,884 Fennel, gay ... You want to see that ... fennel! 480 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:36,158 - Less bad than I ... - For dessert? 481 00:35:36,287 --> 00:35:39,518 The dessert, that's ... There they ... 482 00:35:41,007 --> 00:35:44,522 Look, I'm good and dear, let's not exaggerate ... 483 00:35:44,687 --> 00:35:48,123 .. that I then lose my head! 484 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:51,603 Yes. There they make the hand-embroidered cake. 485 00:35:51,727 --> 00:35:54,719 The mistress is a former embroiderer from Florence. 486 00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:58,123 Marisa, do not be angry. I must remember ... 487 00:35:58,247 --> 00:36:02,479 We browsed ... Ah yes! Now I remembered! 488 00:36:02,607 --> 00:36:07,635 The owner has free-range chickens, he gives them to you as a gift and you plucked them. 489 00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:13,205 - Raw. -What ? - No, it's a sea cake. 490 00:36:13,327 --> 00:36:17,036 They put the clams on the cake. 491 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:22,321 The marble clams, no, of the sea. Sea and marble go together. 492 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:26,235 Like straw and hay. They put the clams ... 493 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:31,646 Mortacci yours! Damn me that I got into this mess! 494 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:35,316 I didn't want the cake and I told him. 495 00:36:35,447 --> 00:36:39,884 Oh! All the fish that rise to the surface ... 496 00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:45,479 ..with chicken skin pie! And while the fish were on the cake ... 497 00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:49,805 ..all the customers entered and they were all rich ... 498 00:36:49,927 --> 00:36:53,886 ..he was the owner too, but he is the richest of all. 499 00:36:54,007 --> 00:36:58,319 Unfortunate! I've been talking about eating and noodles for four hours ... 500 00:36:58,447 --> 00:37:01,598 ..thighs, wings and engines, and I'm hungry! 501 00:37:01,727 --> 00:37:06,005 I haven't eaten for two days! I'm hungry ! 502 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:09,642 - What are you doing ? - Don't interrupt me! 503 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:13,043 I'm hungry. Do not touch me. 504 00:37:18,207 --> 00:37:22,598 Come, Miss Felicita, lean on me. 505 00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:46,880 - Radames. - Hey? - My... 506 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:52,718 - Miss Felicita? - Yes. - You should have seen her a few years ago ... 507 00:37:52,847 --> 00:37:55,998 ... she's a little old now, but once ... 508 00:37:56,127 --> 00:37:59,403 She's aged and ... 509 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:03,566 -At what time do we meet tomorrow ? - Could you do me a favor? 510 00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:08,124 - For heaven's sake, tell me. - The mitral valve is no good today. 511 00:38:08,247 --> 00:38:11,956 I didn't touch anything, I was under 127! 512 00:38:12,087 --> 00:38:15,363 I'm not saying to you! The mitral valve! 513 00:38:15,487 --> 00:38:19,162 -Ah! Then ? - I'd like to go home. 514 00:38:19,287 --> 00:38:22,359 Would you stay here tonight in my place? 515 00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:25,479 With all my heart, but I can't. I have something important ... 516 00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:30,203 - I'll give you 10,000 lire. - I can not. - I'll leave you my dinner too. 517 00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:34,878 - I tell you I can't. - To waste that grace of God ... 518 00:38:35,007 --> 00:38:39,842 ..that my wife brought! A nice loaf of fresh bread ... 519 00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:43,676 - I can not. - The stew with sauce and celery ... 520 00:38:43,807 --> 00:38:49,006 - I can not. - And the tagliatelle with ham. 521 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:52,119 - Is there also a truffle? - Of course. - No ! 522 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,681 I'm not leaving. I stay here. What should I do ? 523 00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:58,283 These are the keys. Eat everything ! 524 00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:02,918 -I recommend, always keep your eyes open. - Do not worry. 525 00:39:03,047 --> 00:39:05,925 - Here you have to be ... - Hi, Radames. -Hello, Pasquale. 526 00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:10,563 - Watch out for the `` machine gun ''! - See you tomorrow ! - Hello. 527 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:28,159 Fuck! Radames keeps up well! 528 00:39:28,807 --> 00:39:31,799 Then the machine gun doesn't work! 529 00:39:41,687 --> 00:39:43,678 Too much stuff! 530 00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:07,399 ENGINE NOISE 531 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,759 DONNACHE PLANGE 532 00:40:28,807 --> 00:40:31,401 Miss, what happened? 533 00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:36,439 - An accident ? - I'm so unhappy! 534 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:41,516 Oh, Lord! Don't do that. Be good! 535 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,844 Get off. Come. 536 00:40:56,407 --> 00:41:01,117 - Take it easy, take a seat. Sit down. -Thank you. - What happened ? 537 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,915 Don't think I'm stupid, but I'm so unhappy! 538 00:41:07,927 --> 00:41:13,160 Blame my brothers. They are 10 and all retrograde. 539 00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:17,200 Masculinists, obscurantists, chauvinists! 540 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:21,036 - Are they foreigners? - No, Sicilians! 541 00:41:24,207 --> 00:41:28,120 - They say I provoke. - ln what sense? 542 00:41:28,247 --> 00:41:30,886 They say I'm an owl! 543 00:41:31,047 --> 00:41:36,440 Let's not exaggerate! She is cute ! 544 00:41:36,607 --> 00:41:42,204 -She is like them too. -I am a man of experience and I can distinguish. 545 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,963 Good ! I like men of experience who know how to distinguish. 546 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:52,241 Do you think it's my fault if they all come out? 547 00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:58,879 - No, it's the skirt's fault. - Do I look provocative? 548 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:06,926 - No. It's normal ... - Bravo! 549 00:42:08,847 --> 00:42:11,839 How do you find this sweater? 550 00:42:13,487 --> 00:42:17,275 - Woolen. -Yes, but punished? 551 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:22,278 -Castigatissimo! - I want another opinion. 552 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:27,356 They made a scene this summer because I put on a bikini. 553 00:42:27,527 --> 00:42:32,442 Really ? Then these are truly old-fashioned people! 554 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:36,845 - Did we stay at the tango? - The thong was something like that. 555 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:46,843 Doesn't that seem innocent to you? Huh? 556 00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:49,561 Ehhhh! 557 00:42:50,847 --> 00:42:55,045 What happened ? 558 00:42:55,607 --> 00:43:00,965 What happened ? It must be the turning of the machine gun. 559 00:43:01,087 --> 00:43:04,921 - Nothing. - Do you know that you are very nice? 560 00:43:05,047 --> 00:43:08,722 Not like those vulgar people who always think about dirty things! 561 00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:12,044 Yeah, I don't think about it. 562 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:16,001 I almost show her the birthmark I have under my breasts. 563 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,925 No ! No, that's too much. 564 00:43:19,047 --> 00:43:22,722 - Too much what? - It's too hot in here, too ... cold. 565 00:43:22,847 --> 00:43:26,078 I have a hot one! 566 00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:30,723 It must be the heating that is hot, cold, up, down ... 567 00:43:30,847 --> 00:43:33,122 I do not understand anything any more ! 568 00:43:34,327 --> 00:43:36,682 -Ah! - Third! 569 00:43:37,807 --> 00:43:42,323 - Madonna dell'lncoronata, help us! -I feel fresher now! 570 00:43:42,447 --> 00:43:45,245 Instead I feel bad, everything is spinning. 571 00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:49,360 - Can I tell you a secret? -Also two ! 572 00:43:49,487 --> 00:43:55,198 If I get angry with my brothers, I would like to spite them. 573 00:43:55,327 --> 00:44:00,401 -Which ? - They do this because they want me to remain a virgin. 574 00:44:00,527 --> 00:44:04,805 Still these things? 575 00:44:04,927 --> 00:44:09,364 - Here you are ! - If I get really mad at them ... 576 00:44:09,487 --> 00:44:13,526 ..I wish I wasn't anymore! -What ? -Virgin ! 577 00:44:13,647 --> 00:44:19,597 GUTTORAL NOISE 578 00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:22,764 - It's the tonsils, I have an ulcer. -Ah! 579 00:44:22,887 --> 00:44:28,086 - Do you know who I'd do it with? - No. - Just with a guy like her! 580 00:44:29,047 --> 00:44:32,323 So kind and so confident. 581 00:44:35,767 --> 00:44:40,522 Don't you hate your brothers at this point? 582 00:44:40,647 --> 00:44:44,925 - Not so much. -How you do it ? 583 00:44:45,047 --> 00:44:49,120 These people still have a troglodyte mentality! 584 00:44:49,247 --> 00:44:51,761 Think old fashioned! 585 00:44:51,887 --> 00:44:55,721 They are all male chauvinists, '' sviolinists '' and ... 586 00:44:55,847 --> 00:45:00,796 How you do it ? These people have to be disgusted! 587 00:45:00,927 --> 00:45:03,919 - He's right. - You have to hate them. Do you hate them now? 588 00:45:04,047 --> 00:45:08,359 - I hate them, they make me angry! - Let's hate them both! 589 00:45:08,487 --> 00:45:12,526 Let's make a nice hated! Miss, I can't take it anymore! 590 00:45:12,647 --> 00:45:15,286 - Resistance has a limit! > Carmela! - Who is ? 591 00:45:15,407 --> 00:45:20,845 > Where are you? - Who is ? - Oh God ! They are my brothers ! 592 00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:23,003 I face them. 593 00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:27,440 Carmela! Where are you ? 594 00:45:38,247 --> 00:45:42,126 Turn everything! Oh my God, Blessed Madonna! 595 00:45:44,967 --> 00:45:47,925 Are you hiding? 596 00:45:49,327 --> 00:45:51,841 > Carmela ! 597 00:45:54,407 --> 00:45:56,967 Where did you hide? 598 00:46:00,407 --> 00:46:02,967 If I find you! 599 00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:08,515 Get out, Carmela! 600 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,641 > Carmela ! 601 00:46:31,567 --> 00:46:34,559 BELLS 602 00:46:52,887 --> 00:46:55,560 Carmela ! 603 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,963 Oh ! Carmelina ! 604 00:47:23,847 --> 00:47:29,956 It is the first time in history that a garage owner gets fooled 92 cars! 605 00:47:30,087 --> 00:47:34,478 - 93, they stole yours too. - That's why I'm pissed! 606 00:47:34,647 --> 00:47:37,719 -What a figure! -We really made a shit figure! 607 00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:41,766 And girl, what a piece of figure! I had never seen it like this! 608 00:47:41,887 --> 00:47:44,799 He had two eyes that looked like two headlights. 609 00:47:44,927 --> 00:47:49,000 Two thighs that looked like American tires. And what a butt! 610 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:52,517 - ll didietro bono era ? - Uh ? - ll didietro bono era ? 611 00:47:52,647 --> 00:47:55,798 Looks ahead ! 612 00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:06,161 What a sweat! 613 00:48:06,287 --> 00:48:10,360 This is the address of a bar where they need a waiter. 614 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:15,561 - This is a place in the cemetery. - But go! Why at the cemetery? 615 00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:20,283 It's a gardener's aid post! Choose what you like! I got it ? 616 00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:23,200 - I can choose ? -Yup. - I choose this. 617 00:48:23,327 --> 00:48:26,524 - I'll take the vehicle. -What now are you coming to get me? 618 00:48:26,647 --> 00:48:29,445 2,20, 2,25... 4,45... 619 00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:33,606 - No. - You cut off at 2.00. If I don't come? - I'll take your head off! 620 00:48:33,727 --> 00:48:36,400 - Perfect. -Hello. - Hello. 621 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:46,364 Were you wrong again? Then drink! 622 00:48:49,967 --> 00:48:52,401 All. 623 00:48:53,927 --> 00:48:56,885 And now you pay me. 3,200 lire. 624 00:49:00,327 --> 00:49:03,160 - What about the rest? - I'll give it to you tomorrow. 625 00:49:03,287 --> 00:49:06,882 - Aren't you ready yet? - Yes, I'm ready. 626 00:49:08,727 --> 00:49:12,083 Remember that my name is Salvatore Gargiulo ... 627 00:49:12,207 --> 00:49:15,643 .. and if you make a mistake, I will break you ... - I already understand, thanks. 628 00:49:15,767 --> 00:49:18,759 > Waiter! - Yup ? 629 00:49:21,807 --> 00:49:25,004 - Here I am. - Waiter. - Here I am, commands. 630 00:49:26,087 --> 00:49:29,682 - I found a fly in the drink. - A fly ? 631 00:49:32,407 --> 00:49:34,363 I am sorry. 632 00:50:01,287 --> 00:50:03,721 I washed it this morning! 633 00:50:14,047 --> 00:50:16,481 Here you are. She drowned. 634 00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:22,644 He did not understand! I want another one. 635 00:50:22,767 --> 00:50:26,919 - Another one ? - Of course. Hurry up! - One moment. 636 00:50:31,327 --> 00:50:34,205 RONZlO 637 00:50:34,807 --> 00:50:39,323 Here she is ! I caught her on the fly! It was taking off on the head! 638 00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,915 Here you are ! 639 00:50:42,527 --> 00:50:44,324 Served. 640 00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:49,563 In your opinion, what should our relationship be like? 641 00:50:49,687 --> 00:50:54,522 Something special. Not the usual boring daily grind. 642 00:50:54,647 --> 00:50:58,879 I ask my partner for something different, a life with ... 643 00:50:59,007 --> 00:51:02,716 - Do you want something? - A coffee. With a little humor. 644 00:51:02,847 --> 00:51:06,078 Something different, special ... 645 00:51:06,207 --> 00:51:10,758 .. extraordinary, fantastic, surprising! 646 00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:15,162 - A coffee with humor. - That ? 647 00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:17,437 Con humor. 648 00:51:17,567 --> 00:51:22,083 - It's not there, it's finished. Is it the same if I put Fernet in it? -Yup. 649 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:25,876 - What you ask me is a utopia. - Is it a utopia? 650 00:51:26,007 --> 00:51:30,046 - To expect a woman ... - Correct coffee. - Correct ? 651 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:33,318 - She ordered it. - I asked for a regular coffee. 652 00:51:33,447 --> 00:51:36,564 - What am I doing with this? - You drink it. 653 00:51:44,247 --> 00:51:48,684 - Are you Tuscan? - It shows ? - Is that the one who speaks ill of the Pope? 654 00:51:48,807 --> 00:51:53,085 - Do not mention it ! - Excuse me. Regular coffee? - Yup. 655 00:51:53,207 --> 00:51:58,565 With utopia. Only with utopia can certain illusions be created. 656 00:52:01,247 --> 00:52:04,000 A coffee with utopia. 657 00:52:04,127 --> 00:52:06,197 With what ? 658 00:52:07,487 --> 00:52:10,604 It takes a dash of utopia. 659 00:52:11,287 --> 00:52:16,486 - Weren't you wrong? - Do we want to do it normal? 660 00:52:18,887 --> 00:52:21,845 For me everything is the same, as before. 661 00:52:21,967 --> 00:52:25,482 Instead, do you know how I feel about our relationship now? 662 00:52:25,607 --> 00:52:29,680 -Coffee. - No longer normal but cold, very cold! 663 00:52:42,247 --> 00:52:46,843 - A cold, very cold coffee. -Do you remember my name? 664 00:52:47,007 --> 00:52:50,556 - Gennaro Gargiulo and if I'm wrong he commands it ... - Bravo! 665 00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:53,155 They want a cold one. 666 00:52:53,327 --> 00:52:56,444 You too are no longer that tender lover you used to be. 667 00:52:56,567 --> 00:53:00,924 - Freddo. - Here you are ! '' Cold '' is correct. 668 00:53:08,927 --> 00:53:13,682 Whereas, on the other hand, in every woman there is a burning desire for love ... 669 00:53:13,807 --> 00:53:17,800 - Cold and correct. - What does it say? Hot and very sweet! 670 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:26,604 This is how I mean an encounter, a passion ... 671 00:53:30,727 --> 00:53:33,958 You should have known that I'm not the type to make a lot of fuss! 672 00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:38,763 My affection for you is normal, safe, daily. 673 00:53:38,887 --> 00:53:43,005 - It will be as you say, but it is also ... - Hot and very sweet. 674 00:53:43,127 --> 00:53:46,199 No, love. So much, love! 675 00:53:50,647 --> 00:53:52,558 Ahhh ! 676 00:53:55,407 --> 00:53:58,524 - Such a bitter coffee. - This time you were wrong. 677 00:53:58,687 --> 00:54:03,158 - No. - You look like an epileptic! So what have you got? 678 00:54:03,287 --> 00:54:06,882 Gennaro Gargiulo and if you make a mistake with a command ... 679 00:54:09,967 --> 00:54:15,041 I dreamed of you more tender, more available, softer. 680 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:20,195 You wished you had a romantic, rosewater love! 681 00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:24,036 -Rose water? - Yes, sweet, very sweet! 682 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:27,045 - No, bitter. - Sweet ! - No, bitter! 683 00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:33,117 - Sweet ! - Bitter! - Can't you find an agreement? - No ! - No ! 684 00:54:33,287 --> 00:54:35,721 It is too late now. 685 00:54:35,847 --> 00:54:39,476 Time to have a coffee and goodbye forever! 686 00:54:40,567 --> 00:54:45,925 - But the coffee? - Waiter, is this coffee coming or not? 687 00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:48,681 He arrives ! 688 00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:52,440 Think about it, love. We can still be happy. 689 00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:56,560 - I offer you my love and my affection. - No, I don't want it anymore. 690 00:54:56,687 --> 00:54:59,918 Don't you want it anymore? No, miss. She now takes it all! 691 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:03,244 Silence. This is correct and this is incorrect ... 692 00:55:03,367 --> 00:55:06,723 ..humor, utopia, sweet, bitter, cold, very hot ... 693 00:55:06,847 --> 00:55:09,566 ..and this is offered by the company! 694 00:55:09,687 --> 00:55:12,485 - What are you doing? - Toscano corrected with cream! 695 00:55:12,607 --> 00:55:14,757 One and two! 696 00:55:14,887 --> 00:55:17,401 Ah! What lust! 697 00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:24,046 - Either you are stupid or you do! - I was born just like that! 698 00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:27,682 I gave you every chance, you only caused me trouble! 699 00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:31,561 You will work with me. Look. Everything is already clean ... 700 00:55:31,687 --> 00:55:37,159 .. dust them off and then arrange them in alphabetical order. 701 00:55:37,327 --> 00:55:41,639 - I already talked to the manager. - Yes. -You have to make yourself appreciated. 702 00:55:41,767 --> 00:55:46,716 - So I become office manager! - The manager is an old-fashioned man. 703 00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:51,602 He hates the trade unionists, absenteeists and uranists! 704 00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:57,404 -How ? -The Uranians. -Those who urinate on themselves in offices. 705 00:55:57,527 --> 00:56:01,679 I heard this on TV, but it's not their fault ... 706 00:56:01,807 --> 00:56:06,597 ..if they have a kidney DlSTROPSlA! - The Uranians are the fags! 707 00:56:06,727 --> 00:56:11,801 - In the noble language it means '' fagot ''! - I did not know. 708 00:56:11,927 --> 00:56:15,044 - The manager hates the rich! -Of course. 709 00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:18,045 How come you've been working here for three years and haven't noticed that you're ... 710 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:21,045 - I am joking ! - Do not be silly ! 711 00:56:21,167 --> 00:56:25,160 You're always pissed off! I'm not stupid, I read, you know? 712 00:56:25,287 --> 00:56:28,757 Especially on gays, I have researched a lot. 713 00:56:28,887 --> 00:56:32,641 They are divided into 2 categories: males and females, which are unisex ... 714 00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:36,806 ..in English: '' sex-appeal ''. They can be active, passive or reflexive. 715 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:41,557 There are the '' pediatricians '' and those who are really female. 716 00:56:41,687 --> 00:56:44,838 - Those who disguise themselves, the '' travertines ''! -Yes, the bricks! 717 00:56:44,967 --> 00:56:49,404 I have to go away. If my wife calls ... 718 00:56:49,527 --> 00:56:52,997 .. tell her I bought the Perzia Adelina shoes. 719 00:56:53,127 --> 00:56:55,880 Don't touch my desk! 720 00:56:56,047 --> 00:56:59,676 - I have to work here a lot. - Hello. - Hello. 721 00:57:06,447 --> 00:57:09,120 What a mess ! 722 00:57:12,007 --> 00:57:15,363 I like this. 723 00:57:16,847 --> 00:57:19,884 SHAKING THE PHONE 724 00:57:20,927 --> 00:57:24,761 - Office of Gaetano Baudaffi. > Ready? I am Marisa. 725 00:57:24,887 --> 00:57:27,879 Hi, I'm Pasquale. I'm helping your husband. 726 00:57:28,007 --> 00:57:32,319 > Didn't he tell you about the shoes? - Yes, they're here. 727 00:57:32,447 --> 00:57:36,326 > What number am I? - I don't know, should I look? > Look. 728 00:57:36,447 --> 00:57:41,726 Now I look. Number ... It's not written. 729 00:57:41,847 --> 00:57:46,796 > What number do you have? - it? 42.> Please try them on. 730 00:57:46,927 --> 00:57:50,761 - Should I try on a female shoe? > Do me this courtesy! 731 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:53,196 Just a moment. 732 00:57:55,687 --> 00:57:57,882 Excuse me. 733 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:04,606 > Did you put them on? How do they fit ? - Huh? > How do they fit you? 734 00:58:04,727 --> 00:58:09,960 Narrow. It will be 37, 38. 735 00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:14,239 > Bring them some time, so you can spread them out for me! 736 00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:20,283 - Do I have to do it ? > Yes. Put them on. - Yes, I'll put the other one too. 737 00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:24,925 > Dear Director! > Good morning, director! 738 00:58:29,247 --> 00:58:32,205 > Good morning. > Director, good morning. 739 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:40,919 Offshore ! It will be 5 fewer numbers! 740 00:58:41,047 --> 00:58:44,642 How do females walk on these stilts? 741 00:58:44,767 --> 00:58:50,000 They wiggle, so they will make a jerky, undulating movement! 742 00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:54,917 But so the movement is also nice! 743 00:58:57,127 --> 00:59:01,279 Good morning. I am the cousin of Gaetano. 744 00:59:01,447 --> 00:59:04,086 Cousin or cousin? 745 00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:10,236 Gaetano's aunt ... I have to widen a couple ... 746 00:59:10,407 --> 00:59:14,559 - I don't tolerate uranists in my office. - Are you the manager? 747 00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:17,719 - Precisely. - Let's clarify. 748 00:59:17,847 --> 00:59:21,806 I was proving that when there is this movement ... 749 00:59:21,927 --> 00:59:25,237 I do not care. Stop with this scandal! 750 00:59:25,407 --> 00:59:28,444 Give me time to clarify! He is gone ! 751 00:59:28,567 --> 00:59:32,765 Did you think so? They also had to mistake me for ricchione. 752 00:59:35,007 --> 00:59:37,237 They don't take off. 753 00:59:58,007 --> 01:00:00,965 I also had to keep the key in my hand! 754 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:06,679 I pass this way. 755 01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:16,198 It is made of iron. 756 01:00:18,887 --> 01:00:21,242 Goodnight to the bucket. 757 01:00:24,727 --> 01:00:29,118 -Her again? - Sorry, I was just looking if ... 758 01:00:29,247 --> 01:00:33,081 - There's nothing to look at. - Let's clarify. The water, the shoe ... 759 01:00:33,207 --> 01:00:36,165 Go away and be ashamed, voyeur, dirty! 760 01:00:36,287 --> 01:00:40,405 I'm not ugly, I go to mass every Sunday! 761 01:00:40,527 --> 01:00:44,884 -Street ! - Let's clarify that ... - Go away! 762 01:00:45,887 --> 01:00:48,321 > Ahh ! 763 01:00:48,447 --> 01:00:54,443 He mistook me for a ricchione! To me, the '' board plunger ''! 764 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,084 What a current! 765 01:01:07,207 --> 01:01:10,995 They were in alphabetical order. Gaetano kills me! 766 01:01:11,127 --> 01:01:14,119 This is a hurricane, it is not wind! 767 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:26,565 Does it all have to happen to me? More '' loser '' than that, you die. 768 01:01:34,087 --> 01:01:36,681 I don't even take one. 769 01:01:41,287 --> 01:01:46,077 - Where's that pig? - Filippo, are you back? 770 01:01:46,207 --> 01:01:51,600 Yes, to discover it all! Are you in the closet? Come outside. 771 01:01:52,527 --> 01:01:55,997 In the nightstand, bastard! 772 01:01:56,127 --> 01:01:59,642 There is no one here. Don't do as usual! 773 01:01:59,767 --> 01:02:01,758 At this point... 774 01:02:02,207 --> 01:02:07,201 Ahh! The head ! 775 01:02:11,727 --> 01:02:16,517 -I found out, finally! You come. - it? -Yup. 776 01:02:16,647 --> 01:02:18,638 You come. 777 01:02:18,767 --> 01:02:22,760 - Permit. Excuse me. - I only have six bullets. 778 01:02:22,887 --> 01:02:26,675 -I'm sorry, if I knew, I was carrying something. -Shut up ! 779 01:02:26,807 --> 01:02:30,800 -What do you want from me? - I finally caught you. 780 01:02:30,927 --> 01:02:35,318 - No, there is a misunderstanding, I was on the terrace ... - To escape me. - No ! 781 01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:41,238 Did you dare to betray me with this "thing"? Ugly, fat, bald! 782 01:02:41,367 --> 01:02:46,157 - Alain Delon spoke! - Filippo, I swear ... - Don't swear. 783 01:02:46,287 --> 01:02:49,882 I should kill you both, tight in a filthy embrace. 784 01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:54,000 -I unload the magazine on you. -To me ? Do it to her! 785 01:02:57,127 --> 01:03:01,518 -What do I have to do with it? -Get undressed ! 786 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:06,038 - Come on, Filippo, please! - Come on, Filippo! 787 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:10,558 - Undress or I undress you from dead. -I undress while alive, it's better. 788 01:03:20,287 --> 01:03:24,678 -That is fine ? - Yes. -Hug her. -His wife ? - Yup. 789 01:03:24,807 --> 01:03:28,800 - Don't allow yourself! - He said no. -Hug her! 790 01:03:28,927 --> 01:03:33,921 - Hands down, pig! - In short, what should I do? -Hug each other! 791 01:03:34,047 --> 01:03:38,438 - I hug him. - Stop, don't move. 792 01:03:38,567 --> 01:03:42,958 To ascertain the flagrant adultery, I close you inside ... 793 01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:47,080 ..and I call the carabinieri. 794 01:03:52,887 --> 01:03:57,085 I'm going to call the police! 795 01:04:02,687 --> 01:04:08,080 Am I going to call the firemen? Darnit ! They all happen to me! 796 01:04:15,407 --> 01:04:18,604 He knows that we care above all for one thing. 797 01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:21,924 Do you guarantee the morality of your staff? 798 01:04:22,047 --> 01:04:25,039 Our staff is a mirror ... 799 01:04:25,167 --> 01:04:28,557 ..that reflects the three cardinal virtues of our agency. 800 01:04:28,687 --> 01:04:32,885 Seriousness, discipline, absolute morality. 801 01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:51,324 Mr. Director, excuse me. Circumstances are against me ... 802 01:04:51,447 --> 01:04:56,077 ..but I'm not a Uranian at all. I was there ... 803 01:04:56,207 --> 01:05:02,203 ..and the man came on me. I told him to go to his wife. 804 01:05:02,327 --> 01:05:05,876 It was the wife who ... At the moment of recoil ... 805 01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:08,965 Excuse me, Mr. Director, I want to clarify that ... 806 01:05:11,287 --> 01:05:14,279 Until we meet again. Eminence. 807 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:22,441 Now I understand what kind of staff you have. Good morning. 808 01:05:27,047 --> 01:05:31,837 Luckily I picked up the dress from the dry cleaners. Put them on. 809 01:05:31,967 --> 01:05:36,563 I wanted to see you in my place! Was I supposed to go out naked? 810 01:05:38,287 --> 01:05:41,279 -Ahh! -What happens ? - What is it, a nail? 811 01:05:41,407 --> 01:05:47,198 - No, it's the usual pins. - Burn. - You have a nice scratch. 812 01:05:47,327 --> 01:05:51,320 Stay like that, I'm going to look for alcohol. 813 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,245 They all happen to me. 814 01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:04,518 Burn! I can not resist anymore. 815 01:06:06,447 --> 01:06:09,200 Outside ! 816 01:06:09,327 --> 01:06:12,319 Director... 817 01:06:12,447 --> 01:06:14,438 Outside ! 818 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:33,677 - Gaetano. - I don't want to see you anymore. 819 01:06:33,807 --> 01:06:39,200 Help me, I'm really bad. I've been sleeping on a bench for two nights. 820 01:06:39,327 --> 01:06:44,321 -I eat nettle, I have hives! - I can't, you shamed me. 821 01:06:44,447 --> 01:06:48,235 -Gaetano, I'll kill myself. -Perhaps ! 822 01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:52,758 - But I get the papers written that it's your fault. - I do not care ! 823 01:06:52,887 --> 01:06:56,880 - Give me one last chance, then I'll get out of your life. -That is fine. 824 01:06:57,007 --> 01:06:59,999 - But it's the last time. - Thank you. 825 01:07:01,527 --> 01:07:06,920 Too bad. Too fat. 826 01:07:07,047 --> 01:07:10,244 - Too dirty. - Too much asshole. 827 01:07:10,367 --> 01:07:15,157 - Here you are ! Go to Countess Esterilde Toro of Seville. - Yup. 828 01:07:15,287 --> 01:07:19,280 - They need an extra. - Extraterrestrial? - No. 829 01:07:19,407 --> 01:07:23,286 - What extras? - An extra waiter. You have to rent a tuxedo. 830 01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:27,639 And do whatever they tell you. 831 01:07:27,767 --> 01:07:32,158 - If they are rich ... - Everything they tell you! -That is fine. 832 01:07:32,287 --> 01:07:37,680 -Thank you, Gaetano, you are good, you are beautiful. Hello. -Hello. 833 01:07:37,807 --> 01:07:42,801 - Gaetano, will you give me 17,000 lire? - No. 834 01:07:45,527 --> 01:07:48,519 FLAMENCO 835 01:08:12,087 --> 01:08:16,080 THEY SPEAK SPANISH 836 01:08:31,367 --> 01:08:33,961 ITEM NOT AUDIBLE 837 01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:42,645 - It's over. -Ah! 838 01:08:42,767 --> 01:08:46,157 Conductor Eisenstein, la sua vodka. 839 01:08:46,287 --> 01:08:48,278 ''Thank you.'' 840 01:08:51,887 --> 01:08:57,678 - Why doesn't the gypsy singer come? - Is delayed. 841 01:08:57,807 --> 01:09:00,605 -I go to see ? - Yup. 842 01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:11,482 - Good evening, Marquise. - Good evening. 843 01:09:11,607 --> 01:09:14,804 - Thank you. - The fur, please. 844 01:09:14,927 --> 01:09:18,124 - Good evening, count. - Put it away. -Immediately. 845 01:09:25,887 --> 01:09:28,879 What are you doing ? I spent 80,000 to rent it. 846 01:09:29,007 --> 01:09:31,999 -What does he want ? - I'm the extra. 847 01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:35,517 Sorry I'm late, Gaetano sent me. 848 01:09:35,647 --> 01:09:39,196 - The gypsy? - Yes, Gaetano. - The gypsy who "dances"? 849 01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:43,718 Even the nurse? He told me to do whatever. 850 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:48,045 SPANISH SPANISH - Just give me the "dinero"! 851 01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:52,763 Olé! The gypsy! (in Spanish) There is the singer. 852 01:09:52,887 --> 01:09:57,483 (in Spanish) Come on, gypsy. - Yes, Gaetano sent me. 853 01:09:57,607 --> 01:10:03,603 - Give me the jacket. - I spent 80,000 lire! 854 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:07,237 THEY SPEAK SPANISH 855 01:10:07,367 --> 01:10:10,757 - Sing. - Thank you. 856 01:10:10,887 --> 01:10:14,880 One moment ! I'm not a real singer. 857 01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:19,205 They are '' arrangiatos ''. Do I sing the same? Singing '' La Filumena ''. 858 01:10:19,327 --> 01:10:22,080 Who is Filumena? 859 01:10:22,207 --> 01:10:25,199 VOCl NON UDlBlLl 860 01:10:25,327 --> 01:10:29,206 This is a sad story, "signores e signoritas". 861 01:10:29,327 --> 01:10:32,922 An Anglo-Iberian-Apulian song ... 862 01:10:33,047 --> 01:10:37,040 ..the sad story of Filumena, my wife. 863 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:40,159 My wife is Gaetano's cousin. 864 01:10:40,287 --> 01:10:44,883 It's a similar story to the "Dallas" drama. It is '' Puglias ''. 865 01:10:46,887 --> 01:10:50,880 (sings) '' Filumena, very beautiful ... '' 866 01:10:51,007 --> 01:10:53,999 '' ... she ran away from Canosa. '' 867 01:10:54,127 --> 01:11:00,316 '' Filumena galopera passed through Lucera. '' 868 01:11:01,047 --> 01:11:08,044 '' With my torment, I looked for it in Salento. '' 869 01:11:08,167 --> 01:11:13,161 '' One night full of rain, they also saw it in Foggia. '' 870 01:11:16,287 --> 01:11:22,283 '' I'm scared, but I'm not scared. '' 871 01:11:22,407 --> 01:11:26,605 `` I'm full of libido, horny, greedy ... '' 872 01:11:26,727 --> 01:11:30,322 '' ... and a little ... 873 01:11:35,447 --> 01:11:38,439 '' ..rincoglionido! '' 874 01:11:47,647 --> 01:11:51,276 -Shh! - '' I looked for her until yesterday ... '' 875 01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:55,400 '' ..also by the Carabinieri. '' 876 01:11:55,527 --> 01:12:01,318 '' Where are you Filumena? '' 877 01:12:01,447 --> 01:12:05,440 (together) '' Chi lo sas! '' 878 01:12:05,567 --> 01:12:11,563 '' I also looked for my soul from the police. '' 879 01:12:12,207 --> 01:12:18,123 '' Where are you Filumena? '' 880 01:12:18,247 --> 01:12:21,205 (together) '' Chi lo sas! '' 881 01:12:21,327 --> 01:12:26,117 '' I looked for her, my amigos ... '' 882 01:12:27,047 --> 01:12:30,039 '' ... in the Digos offices. '' 883 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:36,083 '' Where are you Filumena, ya thing? '' 884 01:12:36,207 --> 01:12:39,040 (together) '' Chi lo sas! '' 885 01:12:40,567 --> 01:12:46,517 - '' Maybe she went to Sanremo. '' (Together) '' What the hell do we know! '' 886 01:12:46,647 --> 01:12:52,040 - '' Maybe it's at Lake Comacchio. '' - '' We don't know a damn about it. '' 887 01:12:53,567 --> 01:12:57,560 '' Where are you Filumena? '' 888 01:12:57,687 --> 01:13:02,886 - '' What does Filumena do? '' - '' Jo lo if what Filumena does! '' 889 01:13:03,007 --> 01:13:05,999 '' Why don't you have it dittos primas? '' 890 01:13:07,447 --> 01:13:11,440 (together) '' Filumena ... '' 891 01:13:17,967 --> 01:13:22,802 '' ... do the whore! '' 892 01:13:22,927 --> 01:13:25,122 How rude! 893 01:13:27,847 --> 01:13:31,726 Olé! APPLAUSl 894 01:14:16,567 --> 01:14:21,197 (Russian accent) Great idea for my next movie '' Battleship Potemkin. '' 895 01:14:35,487 --> 01:14:41,596 - Gentlemen, the party is over. Good night. - Good night. 896 01:15:04,927 --> 01:15:09,318 - Pasquale Baudaffi. - Here I'm. - Serial number 00761. 897 01:15:09,447 --> 01:15:15,363 - Blood pressure ? - 80/120. - Maclega's reaction? -4.75. 898 01:15:15,487 --> 01:15:19,605 - Valenrose reaction? - 16.5. - Glutamyltranseptine range? 899 01:15:19,727 --> 01:15:25,120 -28 percent. - Alkaline phosphatase ? -0.57 percent. 900 01:15:25,247 --> 01:15:29,035 - Kunkeburgman reaction? -42.9 alpha positive. 901 01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:33,080 - Did you take the Cortison Chemicetin? - No, the subway. 902 01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:35,198 Come. 903 01:15:39,087 --> 01:15:44,480 - Good ! Mr. ... - Baudaffii Pasquale. 904 01:15:44,607 --> 01:15:49,203 He responded to the announcement and was immediately hired. What do you think ? 905 01:15:49,327 --> 01:15:52,922 -Really beautiful. - I was saying the factory. 906 01:15:53,047 --> 01:15:55,242 Pretty ! All those machines! 907 01:15:55,367 --> 01:15:58,757 The most sophisticated elaborations of cybernetics. 908 01:15:58,887 --> 01:16:03,483 But for us the most valuable asset is our dear workers. 909 01:16:03,607 --> 01:16:07,805 - She ! Please take a seat. - Thank you. - Hiii! 910 01:16:13,287 --> 01:16:17,678 - Here's your workplace. - Thank you. - You are welcome. 911 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:19,798 Please, take a seat. 912 01:16:20,887 --> 01:16:22,878 We activate. 913 01:16:23,007 --> 01:16:27,398 -What color is this ? - Red. - Good boy. 914 01:16:28,687 --> 01:16:33,078 - This ? -Green. - Very good ! 915 01:16:34,007 --> 01:16:36,805 You will now hear a buzzer. 916 01:16:36,927 --> 01:16:40,317 At the first sound of the buzzer it turns on the red light. 917 01:16:40,447 --> 01:16:44,440 At the second sound of the buzzer, the green light turns on. 918 01:16:44,567 --> 01:16:48,276 At the third sound it turns everything off. 919 01:16:48,407 --> 01:16:52,605 - This is your job. - That's all ? - Yup. 920 01:16:52,727 --> 01:16:59,121 -Simple ? -Much. - Thank you, your satisfaction is a reward. 921 01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:02,045 Hi! 922 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:16,079 SOUND OF RED CLCALlNO! 923 01:17:22,287 --> 01:17:23,276 Nothing. 924 01:17:23,407 --> 01:17:26,399 SOUND OF CLALLNO Ah! Green. 925 01:17:29,327 --> 01:17:31,522 Red and green. 926 01:17:38,647 --> 01:17:41,639 SOUND OF CLALLNO 927 01:17:41,767 --> 01:17:46,079 THE CLCALLNO PLAYS REALLY A moment, I'm blowing my nose. 928 01:17:47,807 --> 01:17:51,197 - How is it going ? - Good. - He's a little bored, right? 929 01:17:51,327 --> 01:17:54,922 - Well ... yes. - Then do me a courtesy. 930 01:17:55,047 --> 01:17:57,641 CLCALlNO Red. 931 01:17:57,767 --> 01:18:01,555 - If it doesn't bother you. - No ! Between one interval and another ... 932 01:18:01,687 --> 01:18:05,077 -Green ! ... between a red and a green ... 933 01:18:05,207 --> 01:18:08,802 ..I should activate the teleprinter with the '' q ''. 934 01:18:08,927 --> 01:18:12,237 - With the cu ... - The '' q '' button. - The letter ! 935 01:18:12,367 --> 01:18:16,599 With the key '' q '' it is activated, with the key '' s '' ... 936 01:18:16,727 --> 01:18:20,117 -Yes '' passive ''! - No, it deactivates. Do you see? 937 01:18:20,247 --> 01:18:25,241 With the '' q '' it is activated, with the '' s '' it is deactivated. 938 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:30,361 This has to do it for eight holes. THE CLCALlNO PLAYS REPEATEDLY 939 01:18:30,487 --> 01:18:33,479 Wait a minute, I'm talking to the manager! 940 01:18:33,607 --> 01:18:37,600 -Clear ? -Yup. -Simple ? - Very simple. 941 01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:41,322 Your satisfaction is our best reward. 942 01:18:41,447 --> 01:18:44,439 Piripipripì ! Hi! PERNACCHlA 943 01:18:50,207 --> 01:18:52,596 Did it make me raspberry? 944 01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:55,719 ClCALlNO 945 01:18:57,287 --> 01:19:01,280 The '' q ''! CLCALlNO 946 01:19:01,407 --> 01:19:03,796 ClCALlNO 947 01:19:04,887 --> 01:19:07,276 ClCALlNO 948 01:19:07,407 --> 01:19:12,401 THE CLCALlNO PLAYS REALLY A moment! I'm doing the '' q ''. 949 01:19:14,127 --> 01:19:18,917 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 950 01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:23,276 ClCALlNO 951 01:19:23,407 --> 01:19:27,195 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl The '' q ''! 952 01:19:29,887 --> 01:19:33,482 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl AND GREEN CLOCK! 953 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:42,806 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl Where is it? Yup ? 954 01:19:42,927 --> 01:19:47,921 (teletype voice) Wrong hole. - Excuse me, I have the eight holes. 955 01:19:48,047 --> 01:19:51,039 Not the ossobuchi, the eight holes of the '' thing ''! Excuse me. 956 01:19:51,887 --> 01:19:57,484 (teletype voice) Wrong hole! Wrong hole! 957 01:19:57,607 --> 01:20:00,997 Excuse me. I did not know. I'm on the phone. 958 01:20:04,687 --> 01:20:09,078 Yes. It said '' wrong hole ''. CLCALlNO 959 01:20:09,207 --> 01:20:13,997 There is not. I do not know where. I'm the new employee. 960 01:20:14,127 --> 01:20:17,915 I don't have time, call back at another time. Holy shit! 961 01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:23,838 THE CLCALlNO PLAYS REALLY A moment! I was responding. 962 01:20:28,687 --> 01:20:31,485 - How is it going ? - Very well. 963 01:20:31,607 --> 01:20:36,397 - They phoned for you first. I answered. - He did the right thing. 964 01:20:38,327 --> 01:20:43,117 Come. You should do me a courtesy. If they should call back ... 965 01:20:43,247 --> 01:20:48,241 .. could you answer that Dr. Thomas is not on site? - That's all ? 966 01:20:48,367 --> 01:20:53,157 - If you answer the phone, you should do me a courtesy. - Yup. 967 01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:59,077 - It should activate this '' z '' circuit. - Stop ? 968 01:20:59,207 --> 01:21:03,598 - While he's here, if you don't mind ... - No! 969 01:21:03,727 --> 01:21:08,721 There is a lever here. It is used to deactivate the '' z '' circuit. 970 01:21:08,847 --> 01:21:11,042 This way! 971 01:21:12,167 --> 01:21:15,159 - Before answering the phone? - Yup. 972 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:19,485 When the phone rings I come here, I activate the `` z '' circuit ... 973 01:21:19,607 --> 01:21:23,316 .. I deactivate it and then I say: '' Doctor Thomas is not on site. '' 974 01:21:23,447 --> 01:21:27,440 - Clear ? - Yes. - Very simple. - Yes please. 975 01:21:27,567 --> 01:21:31,958 Your satisfaction is our best reward. 976 01:21:32,087 --> 01:21:38,083 Hi! Hi! Piripipripì ! 977 01:21:47,087 --> 01:21:50,079 Piripiripiri ... Hiii ... God? 978 01:21:50,687 --> 01:21:53,565 ClCALlNO 979 01:21:53,687 --> 01:21:55,678 ll rosso ! 980 01:21:56,407 --> 01:21:59,399 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 981 01:22:03,927 --> 01:22:08,318 PHONE CLOCK AND RING 982 01:22:11,287 --> 01:22:14,677 Ah! The '' z ''! 983 01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:22,080 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl Yes? Dr. Thomas is not there. 984 01:22:26,887 --> 01:22:30,277 - How is it going ? - Very well. 985 01:22:30,407 --> 01:22:34,400 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl -Wait. - Yup. 986 01:22:35,127 --> 01:22:37,118 ''WITH'' ! 987 01:22:39,687 --> 01:22:44,681 - Dr. Thomas is not on site. - Bravo, I am pleased. Come. 988 01:22:44,807 --> 01:22:50,598 - What is this ? - A whistle? - Horn. 989 01:22:50,727 --> 01:22:53,719 Whistling in the horn ... You're welcome! 990 01:22:53,847 --> 01:22:58,238 FlSCHlO .. activates the strictly '' y '' circuit. 991 01:22:58,367 --> 01:23:03,760 - Then, if you don't mind ... - No! ..here is a lever to deactivate. 992 01:23:06,887 --> 01:23:08,878 Clear ? 993 01:23:10,407 --> 01:23:14,195 A moment that I summarize. When the phone rings ... 994 01:23:14,327 --> 01:23:19,117 .. I activate the '' z '' circuit ... and I deactivate it. - Good boy. 995 01:23:19,247 --> 01:23:22,045 Then I say, "Dr. Thomas is not on site." 996 01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:26,160 - The rigor ... -Yes! - Then I come here ... 997 01:23:28,607 --> 01:23:31,405 - Easy. -Thank you. Your satisfaction ... 998 01:23:31,527 --> 01:23:34,439 (together) ..is our best prize. 999 01:23:34,567 --> 01:23:37,559 VERSACCl 1000 01:23:59,287 --> 01:24:03,678 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 1001 01:24:12,287 --> 01:24:14,721 Penalty! 1002 01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:19,921 Dr. Thomas is not on site. 1003 01:24:21,247 --> 01:24:24,239 VERSACCl 1004 01:24:26,647 --> 01:24:30,481 CLCALlNO Red. The '' q ''. 1005 01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:34,236 ClCALlNO Green. 1006 01:24:34,367 --> 01:24:37,359 One, two, three ... eight holes. TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 1007 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:42,400 TELEPHONE SQUlLLl There is not. 1008 01:24:42,527 --> 01:24:46,725 '' ..is our best prize. '' There is no penalty! 1009 01:24:46,847 --> 01:24:49,839 Punishment. Cuckold referee. It is not in place. 1010 01:24:49,967 --> 01:24:53,357 Circuit '' z ''! TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 1011 01:24:53,487 --> 01:24:57,480 - There is not. (teletype voice) Wrong hole. 1012 01:24:57,607 --> 01:25:01,725 TELEPHONE, CLOCK AND TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 1013 01:25:03,127 --> 01:25:07,723 (teletype voice) Wrong hole. 1014 01:25:07,847 --> 01:25:10,645 Green. Red. Click here. 1015 01:25:11,687 --> 01:25:14,679 Dr. Thomas is not there. 1016 01:25:14,807 --> 01:25:18,800 Head ! Head ! TELEPHONE SQUlLLl 1017 01:25:18,927 --> 01:25:22,715 Penalty! 11 meters. 1018 01:25:29,687 --> 01:25:31,678 Bravo. 1019 01:25:32,207 --> 01:25:36,598 Director, your satisfaction is our best reward. 1020 01:25:37,727 --> 01:25:40,924 - Do you have a broom? - Because ? - My ass is free. 1021 01:25:41,047 --> 01:25:44,244 While I'm there, I clean the environment! 1022 01:25:44,367 --> 01:25:47,359 VERSACCl 1023 01:26:16,687 --> 01:26:19,679 Oh God ! It is raining ? 1024 01:26:21,287 --> 01:26:24,085 Go away ! 1025 01:26:49,927 --> 01:26:52,646 Nero! 1026 01:26:52,767 --> 01:26:57,557 Dude, come here. Where do you go ? Do not run away ! 1027 01:26:57,687 --> 01:27:02,715 Don't make me run, I'm weak. What a blow to the empty belly! 1028 01:27:05,287 --> 01:27:08,359 Nero, handsome, come. 1029 01:27:08,487 --> 01:27:12,480 Nero, don't rush. 1030 01:27:12,607 --> 01:27:16,600 Get caught, blessed little dog. 1031 01:27:16,727 --> 01:27:19,116 Benedetto Nero. 1032 01:27:19,247 --> 01:27:22,125 Ahh! Damn Nero! 1033 01:27:23,247 --> 01:27:26,523 Nero, handsome, come. 1034 01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:39,919 Nero! 1035 01:27:42,007 --> 01:27:46,205 My Nero! Luckily you are back! 1036 01:27:46,327 --> 01:27:52,926 Nice, Nero! Mama's love, you're back. 1037 01:27:53,047 --> 01:27:56,722 Dude, give mom a kiss. 1038 01:28:00,367 --> 01:28:01,766 Thank you. 1039 01:28:05,287 --> 01:28:08,677 Dude, my love, you are back at last! 1040 01:28:08,807 --> 01:28:13,597 How are you ? What have they done to you? 1041 01:28:13,727 --> 01:28:19,723 You ate ? Tell mom if you've eaten. 1042 01:28:19,847 --> 01:28:22,839 We didn't eat either of them. 1043 01:28:22,967 --> 01:28:28,360 - I imagine he will want the exceptional reward. - I'm here for this. 1044 01:28:28,487 --> 01:28:33,481 I always keep my promises. Unfortunately ! 1045 01:28:33,607 --> 01:28:38,601 I would have done anything to get my little darling back. 1046 01:28:38,727 --> 01:28:42,322 -Love ! - Madam, how much is the reward? 1047 01:28:42,447 --> 01:28:44,836 This is not about money. 1048 01:28:44,967 --> 01:28:48,755 As you want. Traveler's checks and stamps are also good. 1049 01:28:48,887 --> 01:28:54,280 No ! Stay there, love. It is a much more precious thing. 1050 01:28:54,407 --> 01:28:58,002 Don't give me any jewelry, otherwise they think I ... 1051 01:28:58,127 --> 01:29:04,123 For the past few days, I was so sad that I took a vow. 1052 01:29:04,247 --> 01:29:10,243 To whom Nero had brought me back, I would have offered my whole body! 1053 01:29:10,367 --> 01:29:13,245 Don't bother, don't worry. 1054 01:29:13,367 --> 01:29:19,317 A body that ever since my poor husband left me ... 1055 01:29:19,447 --> 01:29:24,441 ..no other man's hand has touched. - I understand why! 1056 01:29:26,087 --> 01:29:31,480 - Is the reward 500,000 lire? - No ! - Too much. 200,000? - No ! 1057 01:29:31,607 --> 01:29:36,397 However painful it may be, vows must be kept. Come. 1058 01:29:36,527 --> 01:29:40,918 - Do we make 220,000? - No ! - Half a ham? - No ! 1059 01:29:41,047 --> 01:29:44,244 - Four eggs? -Come, you will not regret it. 1060 01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:47,359 - Madam ... -Yes? - A supplì? 1061 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:57,881 > Ah! My Paschal! Who are you ? 1062 01:29:58,007 --> 01:30:02,797 > Where have you been all this time? > To Regina Coeli. 1063 01:30:03,327 --> 01:30:07,479 -Ahh! - Oh my, what a weight! 1064 01:30:25,207 --> 01:30:30,076 Hello, Nero. I did my vow. In fact, I made four! 1065 01:30:30,207 --> 01:30:33,995 I'm not 20 anymore! I was also undernourished. 1066 01:30:34,127 --> 01:30:38,120 You have returned to your villa, I am returning to my municipal villa. 1067 01:30:38,247 --> 01:30:41,045 - Hello, Nero. - Who is ? 1068 01:30:41,167 --> 01:30:46,366 - Who I am ? - Raquel Welch? - No, I'm Palmira. -Darnit ! 1069 01:30:46,487 --> 01:30:49,877 How, Pasquale? Do you want to go away ? 1070 01:30:50,007 --> 01:30:54,398 Right now that with your passion you have upset my life? 1071 01:30:58,527 --> 01:31:02,520 Come, my insatiable samurai! 1072 01:31:04,287 --> 01:31:08,644 Nero, as they say ... '' We did 30, we do 31! '' 1073 01:31:10,167 --> 01:31:12,158 Palmira ! 1074 01:31:21,287 --> 01:31:25,678 Pasquale, love is a wonderful thing! 1075 01:31:25,807 --> 01:31:29,595 - From here to eternity! -Gone With the Wind. 1076 01:31:37,527 --> 01:31:43,523 RlDE Luciano, I liked you! Good boy. 1077 01:31:43,647 --> 01:31:49,040 -We did the whole movie you and me. - Give me some her. 1078 01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:52,557 Because ? Didn't we make a good movie, you and me? 1079 01:31:52,687 --> 01:31:55,485 ln public give me some her. 1080 01:31:55,607 --> 01:32:00,317 ln public? There is no one here. 1081 01:32:00,447 --> 01:32:03,245 Someone might pass. 1082 01:32:03,367 --> 01:32:07,758 If you put it on this tone, let's talk about her. 1083 01:32:07,887 --> 01:32:12,483 - Should I call you Excellency? - Doctor. -That is fine. 1084 01:32:12,607 --> 01:32:16,600 Doctor, give me at least a critical judgment of this film. 1085 01:32:16,727 --> 01:32:19,719 -Do you want a critical judgment? - Yup. 1086 01:32:21,047 --> 01:32:25,643 FlSCHl 1087 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:45,241 (in German) Ready ... 1088 01:32:45,367 --> 01:32:48,518 ... aim ... 1089 01:32:50,527 --> 01:32:52,518 ..fire ! 1090 01:33:04,527 --> 01:33:06,518 No, for heaven's sake! 1091 01:33:07,487 --> 01:33:10,479 Canzone: '' Yes, Ja, Yes. '' 1092 01:33:10,607 --> 01:33:15,601 '' Yes, that's right. Yes, Oui. '' 1093 01:33:15,727 --> 01:33:21,723 '' The big brother says to his little brother: Come on, you idiot. '' 1094 01:33:21,847 --> 01:33:24,839 '' The little brother answers the big brother ... '' 1095 01:33:27,567 --> 01:33:32,561 '' ..Come on, cool guy! '' 1096 01:33:34,287 --> 01:33:37,085 '' If you are an idiot, only you know it ... '' 1097 01:33:37,207 --> 01:33:40,005 '' ... when one is stupid, Peru is too. '' 1098 01:33:40,127 --> 01:33:43,119 '' There is an idiot in Syracuse and one in Timbuktu ... '' 1099 01:33:43,247 --> 01:33:46,239 '' ... one among the Piedmontese and one among the Hindus. '' 1100 01:33:46,367 --> 01:33:50,360 '' Come on, you fool, come on, you fool ... '' 1101 01:33:51,487 --> 01:33:53,478 ''O yes !'' 1102 01:33:53,607 --> 01:33:57,600 '' Come on, you fool, come on, you fool ... '' 1103 01:33:57,727 --> 01:33:59,718 ''O yes !'' 1104 01:33:59,847 --> 01:34:03,237 '' Come on, you fool, come on, you fool ... '' 1105 01:34:03,367 --> 01:34:06,359 ''I am coming. What manners! '' 1106 01:34:06,487 --> 01:34:10,480 ''You never know !'' 92612

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