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Sure you don't want my fishing stuff?

It's fine, Dad.

I can at least show you how to put up the tent.

We already looked on YouTube.

I'm useless.

Do you have warm clothes or something for rain?

-We're going for one night, Mom. -And it won't rain.

It always rains when you go camping.

-Take my rain-- -It's fine. Really.

They're your ears.

And why the Eastern Townships?

There are lots of interesting things there.

So why not?

There aren't any black bears there?

-Relax, Caro. -I'm joking.

Yeah, it sounds like it. Don't worry.

I'll protect her. She won't get eaten.

No nonsense, OK?

Trust her.

Can I decide

to trust her or not?

-Come on? -Why cause trouble?

Act as if we're not here.

I just said we can be on her side a bit more.

Easy to say. She doesn't hate you.

-Happy camping. -Thanks.

-Be right back. -OK.

I will borrow it after all.

OK.

-Louise... -Mom...

You know, the other day...

I didn't want to hurt you.

What did you want to say?

The same thing.

Wait.

Take these, but don't let Sophie eat them all.

They're her favorite.

I'll watch out for bears. I'm not stupid.

I know.

Thanks.

In any case

Your parents are doing well It seems

It's as if it's their honeymoon

And they're gonna fuck In five minutes

Yes, they're gonna fuck In five minutes

-Shall we go? -Yeah.

You're sure you want to?

-Very sure. -OK.

LOU AND SOPHIE

What do you want?

Anything that rocks, baby.

This isn't your phone.

No. It looks like my mom's.

She left it in her coat.

Classic.

Who's Danny?

A dude from work, I think.

They seem to have had a good time.

"I can't stop thinking about it."

You think they screwed?

I don't know. You?

That's not your mother's style.

So what was so fun, then?

-Their Monopoly game? -Shit.

-Did you try your birthday? -Yes.

And your father's?

No chance of that.

Your sister's?

-No. -That's her style.

Really.

Fafard said it's chill for my birthday tomorrow.

Cool! We're gonna get pissed.

What's that bozo doing?

What are you doing in our car?

-It's yours? -Yes.

I just wanted to sit for a second.

Get out!

Wow, you love your car.

-Were you going to steal it? -No.

It's just that my mom had the same one.

Same model, same color. I took naps in it.

Nice story,

but if it's OK with you, we'd like to finish our pogos.

I get it. No problem.

But just to know,

where are you going?

-It's not your business. -Cowansville.

No way. Me too.

Think you could give me a ride?

No. You might be a serial killer.

I get it.

No problem. Enjoy your pogos, girls.

Don't say anything.

Their anniversary date. Your birthday.

Four random numbers. Impossible.

I know. Our address.

Yeah. That's good.

-Shit. How many times? -Nine.

If you don't get it again, everything will delete.

Great. We'll never know.

-Look who it is. Do we pick him up? -No!

-We told him 30 minutes ago. -He looks smart.

-You have shitty judgment, So. -What?

Especially concerning dudes.

-You're heavy. -Stop. You love me.

Did you change your mind?

-Seems so. -Cool.

-I'm Yannick. -I'm Sophie.

Lou.

Don't worry. I'm not a serial killer.

I don't have a knife.

Just a little penknife

and I'd have trouble killing you with it.

What are you doing in Cowansville?

Camping.

And stopping at my mom's.

You don't live with her?

I haven't seen her in 15 years, so no.

-Why not? -I don't know.

Maybe she didn't want kids anymore.

We can talk about something else.

It's OK.

What'll you say to her?

I'm not going to talk to her. I'm going to see where she lives.

What?

You're going all that way and you won't ring the bell?

For real, I don't care.

She's the one who left, so, oh well, I'm not going to...

Hey, idiot, it's 90, not 50.

People drive so badly.

What were we saying?

I don't really know.

-A message. -Give it!

Calm down. What's the passcode?

We don't know. It's her mom's phone.

I'll try my favorite.

Stop! Give it! It'll erase everything!

Huh? What was it?

1-2-3-4. The worst code. She has to change it.

OK, fine, but give it to me now.

Wait. Listen to this.

Dude, stop. Leave it.

Wait.

Danny: "It was fun, huh? When will we do it again?"

Caroline: "You're cute."

Danny: "I can't stop thinking about the other night.

"You were so sexy."

I hate this person.

You were right. He's too much.

I mean my mother.

She disgusts me.

What will you do?

What can I do?

I can't tell my dad. He'll be too hurt.

Lou...

What?

No. You're not sitting in front.

I said "shotgun." That's the rule.

LOU AND SOPHIE

Hey, nice ambiance.

Lou just learned her mom's cheating on her dad.

Well.

It could be worse.

It's true.

Ask me why I'm going to Cowansville.

Go on. Ask me.

Why are you going to Cowansville?

Because my mother died.

Her funeral's tomorrow.

Admit that's worse than your parents' marriage problems.

I don't know.

At least your mom's not here to bug you.

-Don't say that! -I'll say what I want.

-You're in my car. -You're stupid!

-Calm down! -You too!

At least you have your moms.

I'd give anything to still have mine.

"Wah, my mom's sleeping with another guy."

"Oh no, my mom abandoned me when I was a kid."

You can fix things with them. I can't!

Hey, man, you're pissing me off.

Listen. We'll drop you off here, OK?

I'm not getting out until we get there.

What do we do?

I don't know, but he's fucking nuts.

What a piece of shit.

We'll be back, OK?

Cool. I'll wait here.

OK, you're right. I have shitty judgment.

We have to get rid of him.

I know, but how? He won't leave Dolorès.

-Should we call someone? -Like who? Your dad?

My brother? JImmy?

What are you doing?

-What are you doing? -I'm a bit hungry.

Go!

Go!

Are you hitting the right spot?

Of course I am, Lou!

Excuse me. Look out.

Why aren't we leaving?

We want you to get out.

Come on. Why?

"Why?"

Because you're a nutcase!

Girls, we're going to the same place.

Get out!

What are you doing?

I said get out!

Let me go!

-Get out! -You're the nutcases.

I have one thing to say to you.

Maybe your mom was perfect,

but you have nothing to say about ours!

This is it? 77?

That's what my dad said.

It's ugly.

Maybe we already crossed paths and didn't recognize each other.

Maybe.

You know, like on vacation somewhere

or at Galeries d'Anjou or La Ronde.

If your mom regrets having kids,

I doubt she'd be chilling at La Ronde.

Think I should knock?

-Oh yeah? -Or not.

I don't know.

I'll be with you.

It won't be long.

That's perfect.

Hey, Lou.

I don't really feel like camping anymore.

Should we go home?

OK.

I deleted the last texts.

-You won't say anything? -I don't think so.

Anyway, lucky you're here.

Lucky you're here.

-Don't repeat what I say. -Don't you.

-Shut up. -You shut up.

Hello?

You're not camping?

No. So didn't feel like it.

We decided to come back.

Sorry to come home.

-Do you have a date? -Yeah.

I put on clean clothes.

It's with your mom.

What's the occasion?

I thought it'd do us good

to have a romantic dinner.

I've never seen you do that.

Osso buco, mashed potatoes. Your mom will love it.

Good move, Dad.

Your old dad's not an idiot.

Not hungry?

You usually devour egg rolls like there's no tomorrow.

I ate too many pogos at lunch.

Nice. Give it here.

With your sweet and sour sauce.

Thanks.

Who is it?

The casting agent for my audition.

Answer.

It's to tell me I didn't get it.

Since when are you so negative?

She's hanging around Lou too much.

Yes, hello?

Yes, it's me.

Yeah. Super.

Well, thanks a lot.

So?

It's like I said.

Lou?

Too bad camping didn't work out.

There were too many mosquitoes anyway.

Want some osso buco? There's lots.

Weren't you and Dad having dinner?

I got home late from work.

We'll do it another time.

I'm not hungry.

Oh yeah. I found your cell phone.

Where?

In the laundry room.

I was looking for it at work.

I'm tired of losing it.

LOU AND SOPHIE

-You missed again. -Aim.

-Guys, look at me. -Go.

No! Did you see that, Lou?

OK, she got you. Come on!

Oh my God, the penis piñata!

-Let's put it up. -It's magnificent.

Tell Jules...

In any case,

nice try.

I have to let you win 'cause it's your birthday.

Very intelligent.

You're Sophie, huh?

-Yeah. And you are...? -Isaac.

Nice to meet you, Isaac.

-So. -What?

What are you doing? You've been there for ten minutes.

I have to pee.

Happy birthday again.

Say nothing. It's my birthday, and I wanted to kiss.

I was gonna say he's cute.

I know, huh?

Who is it?

My dad. He wished me happy birthday.

A bit more and he'd have been late.

Not like my brother.

He didn't even think of texting me.

Look at me for a second.

Your hands are all wet.

They're wet.

I don't know if I told you, but I love you.

I love you too.

And I'm thirsty.

You sure there was nothing other than beer?

Listen. Yes, ma'am.

Well, look who's here.

Marie-Shit and Keven, our two favorites.

Why are you here?

We came to buy weed from Fafard.

But I think we'll stay now.

So it's your birthday?

-You're together? -Apparently.

Does it bother you to see a girl and a guy kissing?

No.

No. I just imagined your kids.

How did this happen?

The day after the after-prom?

A few hours after I left you.

You didn't waste any time.

That's what's called a rebound.

So what else is new?

Still a dyke?

Still with your high school insults.

And you still can't wait five minutes before hitting on someone?

OK, calm down, man.

Fuck, that guy's an idiot.

I can't believe he's at my party.

And with Marie-Shit too.

I really need to hit something, Lou.

Oh yeah?

Yes!

You got it!

Condoms and black licorice!

You know me so well!

Can we have some too?

Especially the condoms.

What happened with the cops?

Not much. Just a fine.

And how long will you have that on your arm?

A month. But it's nothing.

OK...

Frustrated, huh?

-Come on. Us frustrated? -Of course not.

Want your present?

-Yeah, you're frustrated. -I don't know.

You left us like two cowards.

That was really mean.

What good would it do for all of us to get caught?

Exactly. No good.

-You owe us an apology. -No.

We owe you nothing.

Forget it boys. Lou never apologizes.

Especially when it's not my fault.

He can't go up north because of you.

Because of your cast?

Yeah. It pisses me off, but...

You fell. Shit happens.

In any case, I apologize.

We were stupid to leave you like that.

OK, cool.

And thank you for this.

It tastes like heaven.

OK, shooters!

Let's go!

-OK. Happy birthday. -Thanks!

I have a gift for you. All of you.

It's my national twerk.

-Are you ready? -Jules, you'll regret this.

-No! -No.

-Great, isn't it? -I'm not looking.

-Come on, Lou! -Go, Jules!

Go!

-Yes! -You won't win!

No!

Happy birthday!

That's cool. OK, everything is cool.

What are you doing?

Just checking

that nobody's floating in the water.

Is Sophie happy?

You can ask her.

OK.

WISH SOPHIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR ME

Want some?

No, thanks. I don't smoke.

Never?

It's had no effect whenever I've tried.

OK, then why come here?

I don't know. To talk.

I prefer smoking to talking, so...

You sure? There's enough for two.

I don't know. I don't really like it.

You don't only do what you like in life.

Well...

Tell me if you need anything.

I'll be there.

-Thanks. -Yeah.

Checking him out?

Yep. He's hot, huh?

Very.

But you've got no chance.

You know him?

No, but how can I put this?

That guy likes penises.

I don't think so.

OK. Did you have any hot eye contact with him?

Because I did.

Trust me when it comes to hot men.

I've clearly kissed more of them than you.

In your dreams, maybe.

OK... First one to kiss wins.

Aren't you heartbroken?

A little rebound never hurt anyone. Let's go.

OK, I'm game.

What do we win?

Respect.

-And 20 bucks. -OK.

One.

Two. Three.

Go.

Is that good?

It's as if you've been doing it your whole life, man.

Oh shit.

-Does it hurt? -Well...

It's like a little pressure on...

No. I mean your arm.

Oh. Yeah. It does.

But it mostly pisses me off.

Because you can't go north?

Yeah.

You'll go when your cast is off?

That's a bit too late.

It was to make money.

I counted on that

to pay for my fall session.

Yeah.

So I'm in a bit of trouble.

A lot, actually.

What are you studying? I don't even know.

Classic percussion.

What?

-Really? -Yeah, really.

What?

You play the triangle and those types of things?

Not just the triangle, but...

Well, yeah. Well...

That's good.

What are you studying?

Not your business.

Oh come on.

-It's not your... -Move over!

Jumping in the pool dressed. An old classic.

-Who's that? -Marie-Shit.

An idiot from high school who always needs attention.

What are you doing?

We're going.

Oh no.

I don't like swimming when I'm high.

Well, excuse me,

but you don't only do what you like in life.

That's a shitty argument.

OK, have you seen Isaac?

-I don't know who he is. -The guy I beat at beer pong.

Shadow? He went to Scratch with a girl.

OK, kiss me.

-What? -Kiss me. Quick!

Yeah, no.

You said I could ask you anything.

But not that.

It'll take two seconds, Fafard.

No. Want a drink?

Fuck that.

LOU AND SOPHIE

It's the first time

I've seen you talk to someone other than Sophie.

A guy too. Wow.

I'd make sure he wasn't dead.

Are you OK, man?

I should've never put my head underwater.

Relax.

How can I? I've got water everywhere.

In my eyes, nose, ears.

Even up my ass.

-Come on. -I'm telling you.

Water everywhere.

You're having a bad trip. It's OK.

That's impossible. I can't be having a bad trip.

I barely smoked. It's impossible.

Are you joking?

Yes. No. What?

You're smashed.

Come on.

Happy birthday, Sophie.

What are you doing?

Two guys bought beer at the store and said they were coming here.

I thought I'd go too.

So I'm here.

OK.

What's going on here?

You're heavy.

One puff too many is all.

I really feel like

I've got water everywhere.

You do have water everywhere.

Well, Jimmy Jim, I didn't expect you here.

Come on.

I just wanted to tell you...

I knew it was your birthday

because Lou told me one time

and I remembered.

You're cute.

You think?

Of course you're cute.

Your lips are beautiful.

You know that, Jimmy?

Arnaud!

Thanks. You earned me 20 bucks.

-Whenever you want. -Bravo!

-Nice work. -Thanks.

Hope she tipped you.

No need. It was my pleasure.

Well, a real gentleman.

He's really into you.

Drink some water.

I always end up smashed

when I'm with you.

Don't exaggerate.

Well...

Sorry for... your arm and everything.

It's OK.

But you owe me one.

Stop talking and drink.

Sorry.

Oh man, I'm so cold.

It's normal. Your shirt is wet.

Take it off. I'll put it in the dryer.

OK...

I won't look.

Wait. I'll help you.

Thanks.

Oh yes.

Relax. It'll pass.

Wait. Can you keep talking?

It helps me not think.

Talk about what?

It doesn't matter.

You asked me about school.

I'm not actually going.

I decided to take a gap year

to decide what to do because...

I wasn't going to register for human sciences or a useless program.

I'd probably quit after two days, anyway.

Tell me if you have to throw up again.

And So did the same thing

because she didn't get into theater school.

She'll take her gap year to prepare

auditions for next year, I guess.

We'll always be together.

We'll enjoy our car

and see something other than the North Shore.

And I'll see what I want to do later.

Or I'll just play the triangle too.

Hey, Lou.

Your story is boring.

Eat shit.

Hi, Sophie. It's Nicole.

I wanted to say

I saw what you left at my door.

You could've sent your message another way, but I get it.

And happy birthday.

As you see, I haven't forgotten the date.

Bye.

-You left fast earlier. -Yeah.

Sorry.

Do you want a beer

or ketchup chips?

Because I saw you eat ketchup chips.

I'll be fine, Jimmy.

Anything? I can go to the store.

If you want, I can go.

How are they?

Know what, Jimmy?

I'll take a beer after all.

10-4, Roger, Roger.

A beer for Sophie.

I'll be back.

OK, you really have to save me, OK?

Why? He seems nice.

I kissed him and now he won't leave me alone.

Please, Fafard.

Save me from this martyr.

OK, come.

I took one too.

Sophie?

LOU AND SOPHIE

I've never seen that guy.

Yeah. It's Jimmy, Lou's boss.

He's sweet, but very intense.

Why kiss him then?

It's a long story.

In any case, I like kissing.

So what's the problem?

There isn't one.

And anyway,

the people I kiss seem to like it.

Everyone's happy.

That's it.

It's funny 'cause I like kissing too.

-Oh yeah? -Yeah.

Why didn't you want to, then?

Then I wouldn't have had to kiss Jimmy.

I keep my kisses for special occasions.

Well...

it seems that my birthday

is a special occasion.

Jules.

Jules.

Damn.

We're even.

If you're looking for Jules, he's in a bedroom.

-Doing what? -Sleeping.

And he'll need someone to take him home.

Have you seen Sophie?

I think I'm going to leave.

Last time I saw her, she was kissing someone...

-Good luck. -Thanks.

I THOUGHT WE SAID 11:00

Everything OK?

Everything is spinning right now for real.

Wait.

Come on.

If you can't find a condom...

it's OK. It'll be fine.

No. I found one in your piñata before.

Banana flavor.

Get on me.

You won't be as dizzy.

You OK?

Seems like you're not down for it.

I just feel a bit out of it.

But you still want to?

In any case, I do.

-Yeah. -OK.

Starting today, we want you home at 9:00.

What?

The sun hasn't even set then!

We don't want you to smoke or drink either.

That has nothing to do with it!

I'm not finished. No more phone,

no more Dolorès, no seeing each other.

Is this a joke?

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