Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Woikin' for de snoogly-woogly Teddy bear company

Gives me a warm feelin'.

Because the teddy bear

Is symbolic of security, Comfort, and family values?

Uh...

No.

I mean, 'cause dey're so gee darn cute

An' cuddly.

I hate cute and cuddly!

[snarling]

[grrr] [grrr]

How can you be so Heartless and cruel?

Practice!

This is nothing.

Next, I'm going after the cutest,

The cuddliest,

The most nauseatingly Nice beings on the planet!

Not the lost bunnies?

They're so sugary, My teeth hurt.

Yeah, d.W. Why invite them here?

Morgana's restaurant Is opening soon.

They don't fit with the decor.

Precisely.

That's why I want them Here for the opening...

To counteract this creepiness!

Who'd want to eat

In a restaurant full Of bats and spiders...

And all this other creepy stuff?

I want the bunnies To be a surprise.

Are the cobweb Drapes dismal enough?

I want to create a Favorable impression

At the opening of The shadow chateau.

About that name, morgana.

[crunch]

I love it.

What would I do without you?

You have such exquisite taste.

Yeah.

And I bet he tastes Exquisite, too.

Mmm.

Cut that out!

Shouldn't you be in the Kitchen, aunty?

A good chef needs the Food to cooperate.

The restaurant will bomb.

Morgana will be crushed.

The cute little bunnies

Are our only hope.

But the food's great.

Yeah.

The food is yumbo-licious.

Try it, you'll like it.

No, thanks. I cut down on squid.

Stop teasing cousin globby.

I selected these morsels Especially for you.

First, fricassee of toad.

Open wide.

But I...

Lizard gizzard, Fried slug's knuckles,

Adam's apple pie.

How was it?

Yum yum.

Yummy.

Hey, morgana, You forgot the squirmy stuff.

How thoughtless of me.

The marinated slime worms Are especially tasty.

Ooh!

It was too much of a good thing.

It's the lost bunnies' agent.

They'll be here for the opening.

I wanted it to be a...

[crash]

Surprise?

Cute little lost bunnies!

You're trying to ruin me.

Those hoppers are The exact opposite

Of what this Restaurant is about!

I was trying to help.

This place is gross... That is...

This creepy decor...

I created this creepy decor!

I'll cancel the bunnies.

Why can't you accept Me for what I am?

Why be ashamed of me?

I'm not ashamed.

You never take me anywhere.

I've never met any Of your friends!

With my busy schedule,

I don't have time To make friends.

What about herb and binkie?

You exist to torment Me, don't you?

Ahem.

Would you like to Meet herb and binkie,

Honey-wumpus?

I'd be delighted.

I'll even cook.

Thanks.

[sniff sniff]

Anybody else smell a Catastrophe coming?

Ooh, my good... What an interesting...

Hairstyle.

I'll explain the bats.

Please don't.

We'd better get Started with the food.

We brought delicious things.

Oh, just lots of...

Things.

It's already turning Into a disaster.

I gotta bring in The normal food.

Time ta fire up the barbie!

Oh, no, you don't.

I'll do the barbecuing Around here.

I'll start the fire.

That's the tricky part.

Boy! You gotta teach me that one.

I got normal hamburgers, Normal hot dogs,

Normal pickles, normal Chips, normal winky-doodles.

All I've got to do

Is switch this with Morgana's food.

We've got ogre burgers, Wolfsbane sausages,

Dragon chips, Bat's claw coleslaw,

And pickled tadpoles.

Oh, well, goody!

I just love french food.

Aah!

Ghoul-aid's ready.

Globby got it.

Ghoul-aid.

Come and get it!

Ghoul-aid, huh?

What flavor do you Suppose red is?

Don't sweat it.

Say, little fella,

You're not from around Here, are ya?

I've never added grasshoppers To the cookie dough.

They're full of protein.

Brrr. It's chilly in here.

Yaaaaa!

It's about time.

I was ready to cook chubbo.

Ha ha ha!

She's jokin', right?

[yelping]

Down, boys!

[sniff sniff]

Now she's cooking Something good.

Yaaaaa!

Best dang spider pie I ever had.

And that delightful Whipped spleen topping.

Mmm.

Aunt nasty really outdid herself

With those snail Brain shish kebabs.

Sick from eating too much?

I'm sick from hearing The dishes' names.

We didn't know what to Make of ya at first,

But that terrific Chow won us over.

I'd like to confer upon you

The greatest honor of all...

My barbecue apron.

And...

I'm gonna tell everyone About your restaurant.

You'll be bigger Than hamburger hippo.

I mean, your restaurant will.

[morgana] Drake.

I was checking the trash can.

Looks pretty... Clean.

Just be honest.

You don't like my food, do you?

I'm not used to weird...

Unusual cuisine.

Look, morg,

I was worried that your Feelings might get hurt.

Really? Oh, dark!

You really do love me.

Nothing can spoil things now.

"Cute little lost bunnies

"To appear at the opening Of new restaurant...

The shadow chateau."

I'll be there to serve up

My famous cute little Lost bunny surprise.

Ha ha ha!

Opening nights are Always plagued by rain.

Oh, my. Superb service.

Wait till ya taste the food.

It'll kill ya!

I'm afraid of that.

D.W., it's the famed Food critic mister mikey.

He won't like it.

He hates everything.

What do you recommend?

[squeaking]

No, thank you.

Tarantula gives me heartburn.

I'll have cream of grub soup

And ghoul goulash.

Don't hurt morgana's feelings.

$50 says you can help me.

Sir, you are insulting me!

Make it a hundred.

Two hundred. That's my final offer!

What's wrong?

That masked weasel Tried to bribe me!

Oh, dark is such a kidder.

Ha ha. Yeah, that's me...

Kid, kid, kid.

Free meal.

Free? You've got yourself a critic.

Dad, why not try the food?

Somebody's got to be around

To call the ambulance.

That's the most unique food

I've ever tasted,

And the decor

Makes a piquant statement.

You'll get a good review.

You're a success.

Ooh, my goodness.

What a big, gwoomy pwace.

I forgot to cancel the bunnies.

Darkwing!

I'll deal with it, Delicate flower.

Don't worry.

We'll bwighten this pwace up.

Have you had your hug today?

Well, whaddaya know...

The cute little lost bunnies

and darkwing duck.

Looks like I'll get to kill

Two birds with one stone.

Wadies and gentwemen,

The shadow chateau Is pweased to pwesent

Bunny joy and bunny fun.

Bunny, bunny, bun, bun, bun.

Aaahh!

What is this?

Trying to please the Lowest common denominator?

This shows a lack of commitment

To the restaurant's focus.

Pity. You can kiss This review goodbye.

Heh heh heh.

Now to strike a blow for evil.

Health inspector.

I got inspecting to do.

Listen, next time you feel Like hugging somebody,

Try a cactus.

You probably won't believe

I forgot to cancel the bunnies.

I'll take that as a no.

Now, a little added Ingredient for the goulash...

My specially trained Attack squid.

I never leave home without it.

I gotta serve the goulash.

It's all yours.

It was an honest mistake. I swear.

Twy fwower power.

It awways works.

Your ghoul goulash.

Aah! Aah!

Hewp us, hewp us!

Pwease!

I knew this would happen.

Your food has gone bad.

Not rotten... Evil!

Come on, launchpad.

Let's get goulash.

Gone.

Hel-lo! A clue.

This evil food

Is attempting to disguise itself

In order to impersonate the Leaders of great nations

And rule the world.

We'll question every Makeup artist in town.

One of them is Helping the goulash.

You take the makeup guy at Twentieth century ducks.

I'll hit the cute As a button studio.

Quickly!

Did your food Attack the bunnies?

The ghoul goulash Wouldn't attack.

I wouldn't turn my back On the cobra cutlets,

But the goulash is safe.

There's no doubt about it.

Someone sabotaged my food!

Who'd be mean enough To hurt those bunnies?

Negaduck! Negaduck!

He'll squish 'em.

Negaduck is too Vicious for that.

He'll bend them to his Evil, twisted will.

I know how!

Let's get 'im.

I'll handle this myself.

Help with the cleanup.

You're not the cute little Lost bunnies anymore!

You're the metalloid Skull bunny warriors.

My movie's gonna teach kids Some negaduck-style values.

But, neggyducky, Standards and pwactices

Will never wet us wear These wittle outfits.

It's not neggyducky.

It's negaduck!

You wook wike you need a fwiend.

Aah!

Get 'im offa me!

What are you... Nuts?

Metalloid skull bunny Warriors don't give hugs!

They're lean, Mean fighting machines.

All of you,

Growl like this...

Grrr!

Gwoww. Gwoww. Gwoww.

I'll close my eyes.

If you don't attack Me ferociously,

We'll see what Some hand grenades

Do to your cute routine!

1...

2...

I knew you'd try to Corrupt the bunnies.

It's time you were Taught a lesson.

Where's the makeup artist?

Uh... Oopsy.

Darkwing, That was your last oopsy.

[grrr] [grrr]

What a time to run out Of doggie biscuits.

I've come up with Diabolical traps,

But this is a real good one.

You do-gooders have one minute

Before it's pancake time.

I've got metalloid skull bunny Warriors to train. Ta-ta.

If my hands were free,

I could cast a spell.

If only I hadn't Blamed your food.

We're doomed.

This is all my fault.

Aren't you going to argue...

"There, there. It's not your fault"?

It is your fault.

Thanks for making my last Moments fraught with guilt.

This is it.

Good-bye.

Lucky for you guys I hate cleaning.

Gwww. Gww. Gwww.

Gwww. Gww. Gwww.

You're hopeless!

You're about as Ferocious as soap.

Ooh, mustn't wose your temper.

Bad for the bwood pwessure.

I'll show you blood pressure...

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

I'm the editor who Cuts your scene.

I am darkwing duck!

And this is morgana.

You met her... Never mind.

Your bunny-bashing Days are over.

No, no, no! Mustn't point guns.

It's dangerous.

Have you had your hug today?

Look, a busload of Sour-faced schoolchildren.

We'll bwighten Their wittle faces!

[whistles]

Okay, smart guys.

Now I don't hold them back.

Turn me into a monster.

I'll crush those canines.

Zap me, zap me!

I'll turn you into a Fire-breathing dragon.

Ha ha.

Or a small, air-breathing bunny.

Zap me back!

Let's see.

Back to normal...

Yipe!

Back to normal. "See spell reversal."

Zap the dogs!

My, aren't we bossy today.

[arf arf arf]

"Spell reversal... See counterspells."

[arf arf arf]

Cowards.

I've still got my attack squid.

Counterspells, counterspells...

Bad, mean, danger, nasty.

Bad, mean, danger, nasty?

Hey, squidiot.

Eat spiderwebs.

Oh, here it is.

"Counterspells."

Hah!

And now, negaduck...

Negaduck?

Isn't it odd that Negaduck would run away?

That coward.

He fled in terror

At the sight of The masked mallard.

Or... Perhaps not.

Meet negablaster!

Okay, negablaster.

Suck spell!

Yo, ironsides. Wanna play?

How 'bout tennis?

[grumbling]

Oh, boy.

I'm gonna smash you so flat,

You'll have to reach Up to tie your shoes.

Your girlfriend's turned Herself into a slug.

Hope you can love Her for her mind.

[humming]

Slug, slug... "See gastropods."

They don't build 'em Like they used to.

"Gastropods... See mollusks."

I've learned to accept You for what you are...

Provided it's not a slug.

Hey, d.W.!

I didn't find any evil food.

I did get clint Beakwood's autograph.

Gee, did I miss anything?

No, no, no.

Nothing much.

Just a final, Climactic confrontation

Between the forces Of good and evil.

Good. I hate missing Anything important.

Gee, wasn't darkwing Supposed to be here?

I'm sure he'll be Here any second.

Oh, my. It smells simply scrumptious.

If you can't eat 'em,

Join 'em.