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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Wouldn't want to
Meet him camping,
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Not without
Industrial-strength bug spray.
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That species has been extinct
For over 70 million years.
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Doesn't look a day
Over a million.
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Must've had a great
Skin moisturizer.
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The amber preserved it
In perfect condition.
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How'd he get inside there?
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This amber is merely
The fossilized tree sap
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That trapped the insect
Before it hardened.
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This is really
Fascinating, professor,
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But why did you contact me?
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I could be out
Solving mysteries!
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We have a mystery here
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That only you may
Be able to solve.
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Yep, yep, yep, ahh...
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My sterling reputation
Precedes me.
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I've heard you were a goof,
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But this time,
You seem to be the one to ask.
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Dinosaurs! I'll get the cage!
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Cage?
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Is using quackerjack's time
Machine a good idea, d.W.?
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I have no choice.
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I won't sleep
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Until I find out who's
Inside the amber.
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O.K., I'm ready.
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And what's that for?
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My new pet...
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Nothing carnivorous...
A stegosaurus or something.
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No pets, no little girls...
We're going alone.
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Who's gonna take care of me
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If you get ripped up
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By something with
Tire-iron-size fangs?
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Maybe I better stay.
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You can't leave me behind.
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Ooo-kay.
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Besides, wacky home videos
Will pay mega-bucks.
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For some embarrassing
Dinosaur footage.
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Well, looks clear.
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I want everyone to
Be extremely careful.
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Who knows what bloodthirsty
Carnivore stalks this...
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Aah!
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70 million years into the past
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And I forget to
Recharge the batteries.
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So much for wacky home videos.
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If you're through shortening
My life span, gosalyn,
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I'd like to get moving now.
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This map should lead us to where
The amber block originated.
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Oh, darn.
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You know,
I hate it when this happens.
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[grrr]
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We've come this far to
Be a dinosaur's chew toy.
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Duckbilled dinosaurs
Were plant eaters.
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At least, that's the theory.
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What in the world are you?
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Keen gear! It talks!
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I talk? Of course I talk,
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But you? This...
This is amazing...
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Talking... Thingies!
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I'm getting my net.
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Unbelievable! It's a talk...
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Did he say net?
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Hey!
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Those ultraviolet rays
Mutate the darndest things.
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Hey, I'm not a darndest thing.
I'm darkwing duck.
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Is that a genus or species?
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It's a name... My name!
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I'm dr. Denton.
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Boy, you'll impress the
Council of technosaurs.
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Council of what?
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Technosaurs.
Did you used to be hairier?
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Professor bumprock collected
Some hairy ape thingies like you.
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She caught 'em using tools.
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You bet we stopped that.
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The way they were multiplying,
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They could've
Overrun the planet.
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Hey, look, godzilla.
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That's dr. Denton.
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Whatever. We are not mutations.
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We're from the future.
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From... The future?
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Oh, I get it.
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I get it.
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It's humor.
You've evolved a sense of humor.
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That's rich. It really is.
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As if we dinosaurs
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Could ever evolve into
Creatures like you.
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That's cute.
Well, you didn't evolve, pal.
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You became extinct.
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Extinct?
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Isn't that a touchy subject?
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Extinct!
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And how, pray tell,
Did that happen?
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It was the ice age.
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It got cold.
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It was snowing and...
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I suppose it never occurred
To us to put on coats.
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Help me out, gos.
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Many believe a giant
Meteor smashed into earth
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And ixnayed you dinosaurs.
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Sure. All the dinosaurs
Crowded into one spot
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Just to be under a
Big falling rock.
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You're not from the future.
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I've seen the future,
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And its name is duckbillville.
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Observe... A city run by
Technology, not bureaucracy.
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No pencil-pushing
Politicians for us.
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Our utopia's motto is
"Improve it or move it."
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You car runs smooth even
With concrete tires.
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Our roads are high-performance,
Steel-belted radials.
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[darkwing] You mean
You have concrete tires
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And rubber roads?
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[dr. Denton] Our
City's in the forefront
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Of modern technology.
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See our elevator building.
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Neat, huh?
I knew you'd be speechless.
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[telephone rings]
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Dr. Denton?
Just a minute, please.
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Dr. Denton, it's for you!
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I can tell you're impressed.
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We call it a car phone.
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What?
The meeting's been moved up?
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I'm on my way. Thanks.
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You're welcome... Gulp!
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Long-distance calls
Must be real killers.
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The council of technosaurs
Will come to order.
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First, the progress report
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On the latest discoveries
And inventions.
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Dr. Fernchew, you go first.
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Thank you, sir glumfield.
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Progress continues in
Home appliance division.
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There are still some bugs.
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Our self-cleaning oven gets
Stuck in the rinse cycle.
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The important thing is
Not to get discouraged.
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Professor bumprock
Has a new discovery
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She'd like to share with us.
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What can I say,
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Other than...
Tree sap is our future!
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Though somewhat difficult
To clean off one's feet,
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I'm positive it'll prove
To be fabulously beneficial
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To society as a
Facial moisturizer.
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I know why you paleolithic
Peabrains became extinct.
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You do everything backwards.
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Hey, keep quiet.
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You'll get me in trouble.
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Keep your mutations
Under control.
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Yes, sir glumfield.
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What are you doing?
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We are not mutations.
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We're from the future.
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The future?
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He didn't mean that.
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You know how mutants
Run at the mouth.
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wheels are rubber.
roads are concrete.
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And this oven is for cooking
Food, not laundry.
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Really?
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Then where do you pour
The fabric softener?
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Just like those ape things.
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Maybe we should squash
Them before they multiply.
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Stop before they sit on you.
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It could put a permanent
Press in your cape.
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Yes, the cape.
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Is it common for
People of the future
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To wear gaudy clothes?
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This disguise is to hide
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My real identity
As I fight crime.
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Of course,
Not that there is any crime
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This incredibly sophisticated
Utopia of yours.
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Let's find some
Troglodytes to play with.
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[glumfield] Wait!
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We might have one
Slight problem.
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Johnny t. Is coming to town!
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[teeth chattering]
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No matter what the eon,
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Darkwing duck
Fights for justice.
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Careful...
These guys are really, really big.
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Then the harder they'll fall.
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Is it an earthquake?
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Hey, what the heck are those?
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Appetizers.
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This is nice.
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Who else but the friendly
Citizens of duckbillville
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Would welcome us
With a snack tray?
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What's this?
I didn't order smoked meats.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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I'm the limestone that
Petrifies your bones!
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I am darkwing duck!
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Whoa. That is one
Weird-looking thingie.
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[karate yell]
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Uh-oh.
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Maybe it's "The bigger they are,
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The... Harder... They... Are."
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How do you do?
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I am johnny t. Rex.
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These are my associates...
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Throttle and mudflap.
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How ya doin'?
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Now that introductions
Are over...
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Waste him, boys.
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Grrr!
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Two words...
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Breath mint.
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I wanted him gooshed!
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Going up!
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Coming through!
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Yeow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Suck sneezes, evildoers!
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Ah... Ah...
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Ah... Ah...
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Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
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That's sockin' it to 'em!
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Unbelievable!
We beat a dinosaur!
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I did, didn't I?
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Actually,
I beat three dinosaurs.
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Mere tyrannosaurs don't stand
A chance against darkwing.
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Y'know, dad,
You did have some help.
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He'll need more.
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I like you, kid.
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You show guts.
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Guts like that
Should be rewarded.
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Who put him up to this?
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I brought me! Them! I did!
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Okay. This is good.
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This is lunch.
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This is dinner.
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You're our midnight snack.
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You... I think brunch.
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Try some marinara sauce.
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I feel zesty today.
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Oh...
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Do something before the whole
Town becomes a blue plate special!
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I can take these
Goons blindfolded.
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We'll be lucky
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If there's enough left of
Us to floss out their gums.
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You can't out macho
A tyrannosaurus rex.
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It's what's inside
The duck that counts.
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It's the duck that'll be inside
The dinosaur that worries me.
265
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,874
What say you clear out now
266
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,874
And leave these people alone?
267
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,874
And leave this
Utopia of technology?
268
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:45,374
That's the whole
Reason I come here...
269
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,499
Aside from the
Cuisine, of course.
270
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,999
Let's make with the discoveries!
271
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,874
This is my self-cleaning oven,
272
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,874
Already modified per darkwing
Duck's suggestions, of course.
273
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,874
What would they do without me?
274
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:05,582
I was using it on
Laundry instead of food.
275
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:10,332
We're always interested in new
Methods of food preparation.
276
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,750
Oh! It's... It's done.
277
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,083
Not so good, boss.
278
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:29,457
I said to bake it, not bathe it.
279
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,874
You gotta help us!
280
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,457
That guy's a tyrannosaurus rex!
281
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,457
He's got teeth bigger than me!
282
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,124
It's not like we can challenge
Him to arm wrestling.
283
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,457
That's it!
284
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,457
And thinned down, this tree sap
285
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:49,333
Makes a fabulously
Beneficial insect repellent.
286
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,624
[buzzing]
287
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,749
Or not.
288
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,290
That's the best
Technology of the month?
289
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,165
Okay...
290
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,875
It's chow time.
291
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,374
[teeth chattering]
292
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,290
Touch them and suffer
The consequences,
293
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,457
You overgrown lizards!
294
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,707
What kinda consequences...
295
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,457
Future boy?
296
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:19,290
What-kind-of- uh-consequences?
Specifically?
297
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:23,624
Did I push this
Macho thing too far?
298
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,165
Not so much consequences as...
299
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,624
Condiments...
They have lousy condiments!
300
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,499
The right appetizers will
More than make up for it...
301
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,707
darkmeat.
302
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:38,999
Sure... Chomp his bones
Into a bloody pulp.
303
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,415
Sure... You can tear him...
304
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,332
Don't give him any new ideas.
305
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:49,249
How often do you get to
Face a real challenge?
306
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,832
Being the unquestionably
Dominant lifeform
307
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:56,582
Of the early cretaceous
Period does make life mundane.
308
00:15:56,583 --> 00:16:00,624
So what do you have in
Mind, dumpling?
309
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:05,415
Darkwing duck's gonna take
You on at your own game.
310
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,707
Uh, eating?
311
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,749
No.
312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,749
I'm talkin' choppers, hogs,
313
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,874
Earth-stompin' street machines!
314
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,999
Uh, what are we talking about?
315
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,874
He's gonna race
Us on motorcycles!
316
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,249
Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
317
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,999
And the loser leaves
Duckbillville.
318
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,874
Okay, I'm a sport. I'm a sport,
319
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,874
But nobody can outrun my gang.
320
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,582
We race tomorrow.
321
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,124
[teeth chattering]
322
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,375
Until then, nobody eats.
323
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,582
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
324
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,415
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
325
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:51,624
With a new ratcatcher made
With modern technology,
326
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,624
We'll ride rings
Around those bozos.
327
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:58,624
Guess your brains are
Rubbin' off on me.
328
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,415
Come here, you little kiss up.
329
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:05,333
[launchpad] We might
Have a problem here, d.W.
330
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,457
Th-th-that's the ratcatcher?
331
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:16,249
I couldn't help it.
They insisted on improving it.
332
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,333
Improve it or move it.
333
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,290
We might still have a chance.
334
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,290
Really? You think so?
335
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:34,499
It's infinitesimally
Small, but still a chance.
336
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,957
Thanks for the morale boost.
337
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,208
[motorcycles approaching]
338
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,749
All right, future boy,
339
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,000
See you on the buffet line.
340
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:54,207
Come on! If we can't do
Better, we're lunchmeat!
341
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,207
The gears are sticking!
342
00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:00,290
Maybe it's the tree
Sap in the crank case.
343
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,957
Smear me with mustard and
Point me at the kaiser rolls.
344
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,000
Unh! Got it!
345
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,332
Wrong way!
346
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,625
Call it a detour.
347
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,999
This I do not like.
348
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,582
Throttle, take the geek out!
349
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,165
That's the last of the tree sap.
350
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,999
Aah! Aah!
351
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Time for something
Fabulously beneficial.
352
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,207
Unh!
353
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,457
[crash]
354
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,832
Unh!
355
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,875
Huh?
356
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
I'll take 'im, johnny.
357
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:02,500
Again?
At least show some originality.
358
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,874
Oh! This is gonna leave a mark.
359
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,082
[gosalyn] We're at the top!
360
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,999
It's all downhill from
Here, d.W.!
361
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,750
You can say that again.
362
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:38,250
This race is falling to pieces.
363
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,082
See you for dinner.
364
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,250
[bump]
365
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,416
This is not good.
366
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,458
You can run,
But you cannot hide!
367
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,875
Whoa!
368
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,958
Hey! Hey!
369
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,583
[grunting]
370
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,415
This is where I get off.
371
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,249
There they are!
372
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,208
Ta-daa!
373
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,749
Aah!
374
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,874
We came to solve a mystery
375
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,374
And stayed to save the day.
376
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,957
Wait! You can't leave yet.
377
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,749
Now what?
378
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:36,499
I've just invented the fabulously
Beneficial pancake breakfast.
379
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,624
You must try it.
380
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,707
[gosalyn] Aah! [launchpad] Aah!
381
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,124
The engine! It's missing!
382
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,999
That's what this is?
383
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,582
I improved it for you.
384
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,124
Had trouble figuring it out.
385
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,124
How will get back?
386
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,999
This made it spin!
387
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,582
Really? I thought this did.
388
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,333
[gosalyn] Aah!
389
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,082
Oops.
390
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,707
I'm stuck here...
391
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:08,165
Destined to live out my life
With deranged dinosaurs!
392
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,624
At least you can start your life
393
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,874
With a hearty breakfast.
394
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,415
Let's have some
Pancake thingies.
395
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:17,582
Oops.
396
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:20,832
Uh-oh. This looks like...
397
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,707
A paperweight! Yes!
398
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,165
I just invented the paperweight!
399
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,458
[denton] Ha ha ha!
400
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,374
Get darkwing outta that amber!
401
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,874
I am.
402
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:54,707
Sorry,
We don't have that kind of time.
403
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,874
Anybody know what eon it is?
404
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,207
Sorry about smashing
That priceless amber.
405
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,749
Oh, never mind.
406
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,707
We've had a new discovery.
407
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:09,500
We think we can chip him
Out, too.
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