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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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You'll never catch the cheese
Gang, darkwing!
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Whoa!
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That gets the blood pumping!
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Not as much as this will!
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Aah! Emergency measures!
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Whew! That emergency
Superspring worked great, d.W.
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But what's the plan
For when we come down?
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Aah! Aah!
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Suck gas, you...
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Unconscious evil... Never mind.
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And that was the scene tonight
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As the enigmatic darkwing duck
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Saved the citizens of st. Canard
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From the clutches of crime.
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Next on canard copy,
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A searing profile of
Merriweather, the cockroach mime
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appearing at the st.
Canard center for the arts.
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Way cool! That was awesome!
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Well, heh heh, it was nothing.
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It was incredible!
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I've never seen
Anything like it.
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You think so?
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I was good, but really...
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I'm talkin' about bianca
Beakley, my idol!
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I wanna be a
Newscaster like her.
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Oh, her. I guess she was o.K.
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This doesn't mean you
Can't be her idol, too.
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She's probably just
Going through a phase.
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But she is top of the news heap in st.
Canard,
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And she's rich,
Beautiful, and brilliant.
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Maybe you should be worried.
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Thank you for sharing.
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I guess it's good she has
A sophisticated role model,
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Instead of a lunatic monster.
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Listen to me,
You stinking coal weasels!
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Our ratings are lower
Than a gopher's basement.
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Find something good,
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Or we'll be working
At hamburger hippo!
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Bianca,
We're doing the best we can.
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You're fired!
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Well?
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Suggestions?
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[gulp]
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Our ratings went up .0002%
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When we showed that
Darkwing duck clip.
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Maybe we could do
A series on him?
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You call that an idea?
You're fired!
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I have it!
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We'll do a series
On darkwing duck.
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Why are you slime
Waffles standing around?
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Let's move!
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Bianca beakley, canard copy.
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Care to tell us about
Your heroic struggle
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Against the forces of evil?
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Well, I'll tell ya...
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When I consider
Miscreants like these,
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It boils my onions.
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That's why I scour the city
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Extracting knavery like
Some infected tooth...
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With occasional minor
Assistance from launchpad.
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That concludes the
First in a series
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On the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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Series of reports?
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Unless you object.
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Golly. I don't know.
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Well...
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Get ready for the
Adventure of your life.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is excitement.
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It's a slow night.
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What should I do about it?
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Yes! A crime!
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Careful!
The felonious owner may be nearby.
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Hold it right there, sister!
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You thought you'd get away with it.
Thought...
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Did that hurt as
Much as it looked?
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Did I rent enough vcrs?
I wanna get this.
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in tonight's show,
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we take a look at that masked
Mallard, darkwing duck.
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Showtime!
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darkwing's day isn't just
Filled with robberies.
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it's also filled with
Suffering, disappointment,
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and the occasional snack.
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Is my bill really that big?
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You don't think I look fat?
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Really shows how I mop
Up vicious jaywalkers...
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And loiterers...
And leash-law violators.
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Who am I kidding?
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Nobody cares about that stuff.
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They want real crime.
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Nobody cares about that stuff!
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They wanna see real crime!
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With the supervillain
Convention in florida,
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There's no crime in town.
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Supervillain convention?
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I don't care about
Any convention!
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My career's over if darkwing
Doesn't fight a supervillain soon!
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Merriweather the cockroach is
Bigger than darkwing right now.
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St. Canard is more
Interested in bugs than in...
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Wait a second!
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Supervillain.
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Bug.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Eureka!
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If it's bugs people want,
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They'll get bugs like
They won't believe!
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direct from his tour
Of the continent,
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the world-famous merriweather
The cockroach mime!
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I can't see a thing from here.
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Shush. It's culture.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Fear me, st. Canard!
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I am the monarch of
The insect kingdom.
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I am the bug master!
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I'm not very nice at all.
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careful with the
Coconuts, little buddy.
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ow!
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we interrupt pelican's island.
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for this special
Canard copy report.
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It looked like they'd
Get off the island!
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we take you to the st.
Canard center for the arts.
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where the bug master has taken
Merriweather the cockroach hostage.
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I am the bug master.
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That sounds like...
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I've been watching tv,
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and I'm sick of this
Second-rate jerk darkwing duck!
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Hey, hey! I'm a first-rate jerk!
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darkwing, can you guess
Which bug I'll take next?
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Come on, launchpad.
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There's something strange
About this bug master.
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Yeah.
She's threatening a cockroach.
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I call that strange.
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But she...
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Gos must be goin'
Through a phase.
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What is your response to
Bug master's challenge?
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Bianc, it's like I always say...
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You've got to break some pennies
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To save an omelet.
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Come on, launchpad.
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What makes you think the
Bug master will strike here?
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Elementary, my dear launchpad.
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Bug master has a thing for bugs.
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The museum is showing
Its most precious bug,
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The golden scarab
Of quackankhamen.
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Good thinking, d.W.
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Besides, my supercrime-sensing
Watch says so.
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We're here in time.
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Everything all right here?
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As long as darkwing
Duck is here,
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No evildoer would dare...
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[bug buzzes]
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Would dare to... Yeowch!
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That's a taste of
My wasp's sting.
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Makes you mad as a hornet.
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Another pun-obsessed
Supervillain.
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Missed me, shoehorn-beak.
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Not.
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Suck gas, evildoer!
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One false move and
The mime gets it.
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O.K. O.K.
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Just put the cockroach down.
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Ha! Not a chance!
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I came here for the scarab,
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And I'm going to get it!
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Try some stink bug
Gas, dronewing.
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Peeyuu! That's worse than your
Chicken feather pie, launchpad!
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She's gone!
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And so's the scarab!
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O.K., fine.
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I know this looks bad,
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But everything is
Completely under control.
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completely under control.
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Absolutely correct, darkwing.
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Completely under my control!
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You know, boys,
I think I like this criminal stuff.
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This scarab's worth twice
A network anchor's salary.
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As for that costumed buffoon,
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He's nothing more than
A trivial annoyance.
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That's why I'm planning my
Final report in the series...
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The extermination
Of darkwing duck!
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Ha ha ha!
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Nice shot of me.
Good composition.
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The only thing that
Could make it better
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Is if I caught the crook!
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that was the scene at the st.
Canard museum.
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Doesn't something strike you
Funny about bianca beakley?
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Too much make-up.
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Isn't it weird that
She's never around
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When the bug master appears?
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How'd she know that crook
Would strike at the museum?
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She's your idol.
Why don't you ask her, miss pinfeathers?
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Yeah. Why don't I?
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Uh, miss beakley,
I'm gosalyn mallard
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From the st.
Canard elementary press.
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I'm your biggest fan!
You're totally cool!
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That's lovely.
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I'll call security.
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They'll give you
An 8 x 10 glossy.
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[gasp] Hey!
You're the bug master!
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Holy cats! My idol's a crook!
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Uh, well, I'm not a crook!
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You saw my reports on
Darkwing, right?
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Fiendish jaywalkers?
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He looked like a
Complete goofball!
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Yeah, so?
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So I came up with this
Plan to make him look good.
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The next time we
Fight, he'll win.
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When crooks see that on tv,
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They'll be scared of him again.
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Then I'll return that stuff.
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You're creating your own news
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To boost your ratings?
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Uh, well, yeah.
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I can live with that.
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As long as you're
Helping darkwing.
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Sure I am. And not even he knows it.
Wanna help?
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Me? Help bianca beakley?
You bet!
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Beautiful.
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By correlating insect data
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With all the data on st. Canard,
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I can determine where
Bug master will strike.
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Are you sure this'll work?
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Launchpad, this is science.
Science always works.
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I'll be over here
Reading the funnies.
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Heh heh. Don't strain yourself.
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Ah, here we go.
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Fact one...
The zaslovian squat fly
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Eats three times its weight.
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So what?
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Hey, d.W., look what I found!
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Fact two... St.
Canard makes an ideal holiday spot.
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What is this?
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How am I gonna track
The bug master now?
262
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,707
Maybe this is where
She'll strike.
263
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:54,290
It seems so to
The untrained eye.
264
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,290
"Darkwing, meet me at midnight
265
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:59,249
"In the warehouse
At 3rd and mcswain.
266
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,874
The bug master."
267
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,290
Sometimes the untrained
Eye can be right.
268
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,290
Come on, launchpad.
269
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,832
Let's get dangerous.
270
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:13,333
Wonder what it costs to
Have my eyes trained.
271
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,624
It always comes to
This, launchpad...
272
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,249
You, me,
273
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,832
A supervillain craving
My destruction,
274
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,874
And an abandoned warehouse.
275
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:31,582
I wish once it could
Be a roller rink.
276
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,582
D.W., it's merriweather
The cockroach!
277
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,249
D.W., he's miming "Danger"!
278
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,499
What does he know?
He's a cockroach.
279
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,499
Psst. Darkwing! Over here!
280
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,582
What are you doing in that
Costume, missy?
281
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,457
Ha ha ha.
You've played into our hands,
282
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,500
You masked meathead. Now!
283
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,874
You fool!
284
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:04,332
You're no match for the
Bug master and the grub!
285
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,874
Darkwing duck,
286
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,249
Prepare to meet your doom!
287
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,749
[gulp] Oh, yeah.
288
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,875
She's definitely
Going through a phase.
289
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:23,374
Ha! I have the armor of a beetle
And the webbing of a spider.
290
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:27,707
Pardon me,
Little girl whom I don't know,
291
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,957
Just what are you doing?
292
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:33,457
Act evil.
Make it good for the camera.
293
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,624
Ha ha ha!
294
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,582
O.K., darkwing,
295
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,999
You're goin' to the
Big beehive in the sky.
296
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,875
Boys, take 'em to the beeswax!
297
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,625
At least gos looks cute
In her grub costume.
298
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,457
Merriweather,
Can you slip through those cuffs?
299
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:08,415
Yeah, a free cockroach
Would be a major advantage.
300
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,499
Smile for the camera,
301
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,165
This is your final
Special report.
302
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,624
After a dip in this
Boiling beeswax,
303
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:21,082
You're gonna be nothing but
An unusually ugly candle!
304
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,707
In case you get any
Ideas of escaping,
305
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,874
I've still got my wasp's sting.
306
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,957
Now I recognize you!
You're bianca beakley!
307
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:36,624
Good call, hawkeye,
But you won't live to break this story.
308
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,875
Lower 'em in!
309
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:43,165
Gos...
Little girl I've never met!
310
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:46,249
If you're angling for
A bigger allowance,
311
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,290
This isn't the way!
312
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,207
When's his chance to escape?
313
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:57,583
Uh, at the last second.
It's more impressive.
314
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,749
What did I do to
Gosalyn to deserve this?
315
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,457
You grounded her until her
Senior year of college.
316
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:12,999
You made her eat beets,
Though she hates 'em.
317
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,249
Then another time...
318
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,707
I get the idea!
319
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,707
They're close.
It's time to let darkwing win.
320
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,624
Trust me. I'm your idol, right?
321
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,374
I know what's best.
322
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,415
Yeah.
323
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:30,458
But just in case.
324
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,749
Yeow!
325
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,457
Gimme back my stinger,
326
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,999
You ungrateful brat!
327
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,582
I never realized that waxy
Buildup could be serious!
328
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,249
These manacles have expanded
Slightly from the heat.
329
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,290
I've got to use the secrets
330
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,124
Of ancient carpathian
Bone dislocation.
331
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:56,290
I'd forgotten how painful ancient
Carpathian bone dislocation was!
332
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,875
But... It's... Working!
333
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:05,083
I'll get you guys out of this!
334
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,082
Ooh!
335
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,208
Oof!
336
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,415
Another last-second escape!
337
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,458
Impressive.
338
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,749
I knew you wouldn't
Really betray me.
339
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,832
It's the first rule of
Investigative reporting.
340
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,249
Make 'em think
You're on their side,
341
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,000
Then whammo!
342
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,083
[grunting]
343
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,999
I gotta cut out these
Six-burger lunches.
344
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,290
You don't look good either.
345
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,708
[burp]
346
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,000
Aah!
347
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250
I gotta get this on tape.
348
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,874
Didn't reckon on my sonic
Cricket's chirp blaster, eh?
349
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:31,000
I'll be back to get you after
I get darkwing! Traitor.
350
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,624
All right, darkwing!
351
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,082
I oughta get a gold medal.
352
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,500
D.W., look out behind you!
353
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,499
Whoa!
354
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,207
Thanks,
But I knew he was behind me.
355
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,332
You can't catch me by surprise!
356
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,290
O.K.,
Maybe once in a while you can.
357
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,374
Ha ha ha!
358
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,374
You poor little larva!
359
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,874
If I can't boil you in beeswax,
360
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,499
I'll cocoon you in cobwebs.
361
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,999
Nifty.
362
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,749
Anyway, we'll be a shoo-in
For wacky home videos.
363
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,999
You've bugged me for the last
Time, darkwing!
364
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,500
Prepare to find out
How a fly feels!
365
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,290
Must... Pull...
366
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,624
Arm... Free!
367
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,708
Now,
My trusty buzzsaw cuff links.
368
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,000
Suck webs, evildoer!
369
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,415
Ohh!
370
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,124
Oof!
371
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,290
Get me out of this web,
372
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:57,499
Or you'll never work
In this town again.
373
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,374
Caught in her own web of deceit!
374
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,082
Nice going, d.W.
375
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,874
Nice move, dad!
376
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,582
Uh, darkwing.
377
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,082
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
378
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,415
Darkwing duck is
More than a match
379
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,415
For any filthy little insect!
380
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,875
D.W.!
381
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,957
Oh. Sorry, merriweather.
382
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:22,332
I meant some other
Filthy little insect.
383
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,457
That was darkwing duck's defeat
384
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,874
Of the notorious bug master,
385
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,707
A.K.A. Former newscaster
Bianca beakley.
386
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,957
this video was provided
By gosalyn mallard.
387
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,124
of the st.
Canard elementary press.
388
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,582
Yes! My first big scoop!
389
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,082
Way to go, gosaroonie!
390
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,332
Yep. Good job, gos.
391
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:49,582
Too bad your idol was an
Egomaniac after cheap publicity.
392
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,999
Don't be so hard on yourself.
393
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,290
I was talking about
Bianca beakley!
394
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,832
Well, uh, remember,
395
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,165
You were my idol
Way before she was.
396
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,749
That's my girl.
397
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,457
Of course I was.
398
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,749
I'm still not raising
Your allowance.
399
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,166
It was worth a shot.
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