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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Help!
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Leggo da purse, lady.
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[rumbling]
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Aah! It's... It's death scooter.
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Aha!
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Are you reading
That trash again?
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I wasn't reading.
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I was just looking
At the pictures.
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Death scooter?
That's poor taste.
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When I was young,
We had real heroes,
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Like captain virtue.
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What a geek.
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Well, captain virtue could
Beat scooter boy any day.
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Nuh-uh.
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Yuh-huh.
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Nuh-uh!
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Yuh-huh!
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Well, frankie ferret
And his furry friends
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Beat both your heroes.
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That fluffy furball
Could never strike terror
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Into the hearts of evildoers.
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He's pretty tough.
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He's got friend power.
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Ooh...
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Sure.
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Other things are more important
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Than discussing comic
Books around here.
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Like what, d.W.?
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Like go to a comic
Book convention
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And talk about comic books.
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Well, I am the guest of honor.
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A-tat-tat.
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Where are you going
In that outfit?
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You're not the only guest, dad.
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These fans want to
Meet quiverwing quack,
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The arrow-slinging
Avatar of awesomeness.
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Why would they want to meet you?
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You've only had one adventure.
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I'm the up-and-coming
Hero around here.
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Hey, hey, miss pinfeathers,
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Just because I let you play hero
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With your silly arrows...
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What do you mean silly?
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Watch me put a point
On that pencil.
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Quiverwing quack's trick arrows
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Always hit their mark.
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Yaahh!
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Well, almost always.
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[cat howls]
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Yes! At last I have perfected
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My new, improved quantum
Mechanical brushes.
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No longer must I
Endure this city
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And its bourgeois taste in art.
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I shall save them from
Artistic oblivion,
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Destroy that lowbrow
Rubbish they call art,
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And replace it with my
Own daringly innovative
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Pseudo-anti-neo-postmodern
Deconstructionist...
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Uh...
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Stuff.
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Creative dominion will be mine.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha...
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[coughing]
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Oh, man, I got to watch
Those turpentine fumes.
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And now, phase one.
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I will devastate that high
Point of lowbrow art...
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The motel art auction.
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Attack!
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Not me, you dimwits.
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The intellectually
Impoverished infidels inside!
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Ah, good help is
So hard to paint.
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Let's try it again, shall we?
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Only this time...
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Do it right!
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All right, everybody,
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We'll start the bidding
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On the classic kitten with
Impossibly huge eyes at...
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Zero!
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[hissing]
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[barking]
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[screaming]
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Oh!
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I so despise mundane art!
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My fertile and
Inventive imagination
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Turns rubbish into high art.
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Now they're priceless.
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But in lieu of fortunes,
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I'll take today's
Proceeds, sweetie.
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[gulp]
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Never, you witch.
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Flattery will get you nowhere.
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Attack!
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The last national bank.
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Wah!
What atrocious architecture.
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This town is drowning in drab,
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But fear not.
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Splatter phoenix's
Dazzling imagination
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Will transform this
Monotonous metropolis.
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Small price to pay
For a thing of beauty.
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Wow. The line's even longer
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Than when winky the
Clown gave his lecture.
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But of course.
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When darkwing duck's
The attraction,
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It's standing-room only.
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Ahem.
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Better check the
Marquee, darkwing.
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What?
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There's obviously
A horrible mistake.
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Face it...
Darkwing duck is yesterday's news.
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Quiverwing quack is
The cutting edge.
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Oh, really, miss smarty-pants?
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Step aside and watch
How my fans flock.
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Ahem.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night,
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The pencil that breaks
From signing autographs.
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I am...
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Street pizza.
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All right! Quiverwing quack!
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Jinkies, you're the cutting
Edge, quiverwing.
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Cutting edge, my eye.
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They're probably a
Bunch of computer geeks.
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Ah!
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A few still know a real hero.
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Aren't you launchpad mcquack?
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What's gizmoduck really like?
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Oh, o-o-o-ooh!
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There! Now, that's a billboard.
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In the name of everything artsy!
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Not a comic book convention!
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Comic books...
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The antithesis of
Everything I stand for!
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I must remove these
Plebeian abominations
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From the face of the earth!
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Well, isn't that darkwing duck?
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Who cares?
He's yesterday's news.
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He's yesterday's news.
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Creeps.
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It takes 4,000
Captain virtue comics
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To get one death scooter.
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I noticed. Thank you.
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Don't mention it.
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Whoa! Look!
There's frankie ferret!
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Can I have your autograph?
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You're my favorite hero.
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Some people grow up,
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And some just grow older.
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Hey, got a pencil?
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I used mine up
Signing autographs.
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Joy!
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Remember, quiverwing,
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A hero does not live
By autographs alone.
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The true test is whether
He'll fight or...
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Run!
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Exactly.
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I mean really run!
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There's a giant toaster-headed
Pink gorilla coming!
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If you're trying to
Avoid this discussion,
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You'll have to do
Better than a...
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Pink gorilla?
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Aah!
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Ouch.
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Toldja so.
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Nobody steps on darkwing duck
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And gets away with it...
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Except perhaps a 20-ton gorilla
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With a tude.
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This calls for a
Different strategy.
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Look out!
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Thought it would crush me?
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Well, I'm too smart for that.
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Golden-brown.
Just how I like it.
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Looks like it's time
To show darkwing
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Who the real hero is.
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Timber!
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This just might hurt.
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[muffled grumbling]
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[cheering]
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I get the pain.
She gets the fame.
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[woman] Stop her!
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She's stealing the
Box office receipts!
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Well, now, splatter phoenix...
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Paint-wielding
Purveyor of panic!
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I'll show gosalyn
Who the real hero is.
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This is a job for...
Darkwing duck!
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Out of my way,
Defender of the tasteless!
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Suck gas, evildoer!
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Eat arrow, fiend!
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Gas! Arrow!
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I'm not above taking advantage
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Of a fortuitous circumstance.
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Gas! Arrow!
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Hate to interrupt,
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But splatter's getting away!
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If she left even a paint spot,
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My eagle eyes will detect it.
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Flying watches. Must be a clue.
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My ears detect ticking sounds.
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Could it be some
Engine of destruction?
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A bomb?
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Oh, flying pocket watch.
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Careful! Might be a trap.
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Piffle!
No one traps darkwing duck!
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Aha!
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Don't give me a
Hand or anything.
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Would a jack do?
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Ha! Got it!
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Uh-oh.
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If splatter thinks that
One crocodile tank hybrid
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Will stop darkwing duck,
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She's sadly mistaken.
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Of course,
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Three stupid
Crocodile tank hybrids
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Might do the trick.
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I hope you didn't
Take that crack
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About stupid crocs personally.
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See how you like my net
Arrow, crocs!
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Rats! Seems slightly defective.
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You're right.
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It's definitely defective.
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Darkwing duck once
Again emerges unscathed.
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Whoa!
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And that's how you take care
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Of crocodile tank hybrids.
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That was pure luck.
You almost killed us.
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Like your net arrow
Was a success.
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At least I don't read those
Dweeby captain virtue comics.
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I'm supposed to
Carry around laser
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Like that stupid death scooter?
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Why, you... Why, I oughta...
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Let's just stop this
Silly competition, o.K.?
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There's room for
More than one hero.
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Cool.
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Somebody spilled
A trail of paint.
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Splatter phoenix!
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I'll catch her! No! She's mine!
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Ouch.
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Double ouch.
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This is going to be a
Long and painful day.
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Splatter,
This is quiverwing quack!
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Come out with your hands up!
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This is the 65th art
Studio we've been to.
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We need to use the computer.
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Don't be a doofus.
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00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:34,832
One of these studios must
Be splatter's hide-out.
274
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,249
My plan's no good. You're right.
275
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,165
Go back to the tower.
276
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,457
I'll stay here.
277
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,707
Splatter phoenix.
278
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,124
Trying to steal the glory
279
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:50,207
And pull the wool over my
Eyes, huh?
280
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,624
Good idea, huh?
281
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,874
Hey!
282
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,332
You snooze, you lose.
283
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,000
D.W.,
She really takes after you.
284
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,124
Suck gas, evildoer!
285
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,958
Eat arrow, fiend!
286
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,874
Whoa!
287
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,999
So your missiles misfired,
288
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,332
You miserable miscreants!
289
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,832
Ooh. Try saying that
Three times fast.
290
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,707
Enough witty banter! Attack!
291
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,999
Let 'em have it!
292
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,707
Not... Turpentine!
293
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,832
That's right, splatterpus.
294
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,374
Darkwing duck has
Outsmarted you.
295
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:32,124
You? It was my idea!
296
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,165
It was my turpentine.
297
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,624
[splatter] And
It's my octobunny!
298
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,332
Octobunny? Octobunny?
299
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,083
Octobunny! Octobunny!
300
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,499
Uhh!
301
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,457
Whew! Aw, I didn't miss
The fight again, did I?
302
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:50,999
Nope. Oh, goody!
303
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,499
arrivederci, you ignorant peons.
304
00:14:55,500 --> 00:15:00,875
You're off to the great
Canvas in the sky!
305
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:05,999
Relax.
Darkwing duck will save the day.
306
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,582
There's never a can opener
Around when you need one.
307
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,832
Need help, darkwing?
308
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:17,416
O.K., I do. So sue me.
309
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:22,290
Ta-ta, you hideous monstrosity!
310
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,749
Everybody's a critic.
311
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,082
No brush-slinging
Bohemian bozo's
312
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,333
Going to stop darkwing duck!
313
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,249
Uh-oh.
314
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,165
Color me mistaken.
315
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,582
She's painted us into a
Corner, d.W.
316
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,500
It's about time I
Did some painting!
317
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,457
Hey!
318
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,583
Time to paint virtuous art.
319
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,457
Captain virtue to the rescue!
320
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,499
Gack!
321
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,500
This could be a little tricky.
322
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,457
Have a new paint job...
323
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,457
Something on the
Small, manageable side.
324
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,333
You could've said no.
325
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,457
Want some help, captain virtue?
326
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:13,250
When I need help,
I'll ask for it!
327
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,458
O.K... I'm asking.
328
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,875
You got it!
329
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,708
Hey, toasterhead, eat lasers!
330
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,082
Let's get funky...
331
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,291
Monkey!
332
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,582
Ready to surrender now,
You ducky da vinci?
333
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,999
No!
334
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,290
But I could be talked into
Rearranging your feathers!
335
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,415
Eeuch!
336
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,999
I always hated
Abstract expressionism.
337
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,999
You'll never get away with this.
338
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,457
Superheroes always win.
339
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,624
Really?
340
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,499
Then it's time to
Fight fire with fire!
341
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,249
Meet my superhero surreal man.
342
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,499
What can he do,
Hit me with his umbrella?
343
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,582
Get real.
344
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,624
No...
345
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,166
Get surreal.
346
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:32,415
Heh heh.
Art always was my best subject
347
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,750
Or was it lunch?
348
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,333
Friend power! Friend power!
349
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,624
Won't you be my friend,
350
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,166
Mr. Faceless creature of evil?
351
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,082
♪ tra-la-la-la-la ♪
352
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,457
♪ la-la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la ♪♪
353
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,874
Wow. Friend power really worked.
354
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,875
Yeah.
355
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,749
But it was gross!
356
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,624
Have you two learned
A lesson from this?
357
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,499
Oh, I sure have.
358
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,624
We've got to join
Together in friendship
359
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,457
And mercilessly crush
Enemies into paste!
360
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,250
That's my dad!
361
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,000
Whoa!
362
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,291
A-ha!
363
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,458
Attack!
364
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,749
O.K., quiverwing...
365
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,000
Let's get dangerous!
Let's get dangerous!
366
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,333
[yelping]
367
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,415
Oh!
368
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,082
Give her the
Brush-off, darkwing!
369
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,708
My pleasure, quiverwing!
370
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,999
No! Don't repaint me!
371
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,415
I wouldn't dream of it.
372
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,749
You look perfect...
373
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,000
Behind bars!
374
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,875
I'll stick it to them!
375
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:15,875
If I can just reach
That turpentine!
376
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,749
Whoa!
377
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,832
We got you, q.W.!
378
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,083
The whirling dervish gambit!
379
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,874
[darkwing] Hey!
380
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,415
Release the arrow!
381
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:34,166
Why didn't I think of that?
382
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,249
Time to bust out!
383
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:43,582
Ha! You can't keep a good
Pseudo-anti-neo-postmodern deconstructionist down!
384
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,124
The last one!
385
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,582
We bad! We bad!
386
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,874
Uh, guys...
387
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,875
What?
388
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,415
We are bonding!
389
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,457
But splatter's busted out!
390
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,874
Never fear! My trusty gas gun
391
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,999
Will save the day!
392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,290
Heh heh. Perhaps "Trusty"
Was a poor choice of words.
393
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,624
All aboard the
Quiverwing express!
394
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,083
What are you... Aah!
395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,082
All right,
You addle-pated picasso!
396
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,582
Even without gas capsules,
I'll take care of you!
397
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,707
Don't make me laugh.
398
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:24,874
Your bourgeois morality
Forbids you to hit a woman.
399
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,874
It's... It's true.
400
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,415
I just can't hit her.
401
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,499
Quiverwing...
402
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,082
You do it.
403
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,582
No sweat.
404
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,290
Hai-yahh!
405
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,499
Whoa! No!
406
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,457
Darn it, darn it, darn it!
407
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,499
Yuck city. Yuck city.
408
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,707
Well, at least my paintings
409
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:50,875
Will be more valuable
When I'm gone.
410
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,458
Right.
411
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,499
Well, another case solved...
412
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,957
Or dissolved...
413
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,875
By darkwing duck!
414
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:03,707
Uh, with help from his
Trusty sidekick launchpad.
415
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,707
Ahem!
416
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,374
All right! And quiverwing quack.
417
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:13,166
I couldn't have done
It without you, gos.
418
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,708
Ready?
419
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,207
1... 2... 3...
420
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,291
Go!
421
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,457
I still don't get it, d.W.
422
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,249
She was made out of paint?
423
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,249
Did she paint herself?
424
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,415
If not, who did?
425
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,832
Perhaps we're all merely paint,
426
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,249
Created by some greater being.
427
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,707
You'll just make yourself nuts.
428
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,249
Besides, they're announcing
429
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,624
The superhero of the year.
430
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,499
And now,
Our comic book convention's
431
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,415
Superhero of the year...
432
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,457
The crimefighter who
Defeated splatter phoenix,
433
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,415
The enemy of comic
Books everywhere,
434
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:03,290
Indeed, the greatest
Superhero of all time...
435
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,291
Frankie ferret.
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