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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

[steelbeak] Wow!

Looks like the lab boys Have come a long way

Since they fit me with My new schnozzola.

How are they at tummy tucks?

this weaponry will combine.

with the subject's Natural strength.

to make him f.O.W.L.'s Most formidable agent.

And I thought you liked me best,

But then I thought Your "Subject"

Would be dead by now.

He was a mess when we pulled Him out of the wreckage.

That explosion didn't do much

For his complexion either.

I understand why you Want him to wear a mask.

Once again, Where others have failed,

Darkwing duck is called

To uncloak f.O.W.L.'s Latest conspiracy.

Are you trying to hit Every rock on the mountain?

This wheelchair has A mind of its own.

Good. Now you have one to share.

He-ey!

Oh, I'm sorry, launchpad.

It's just...

If it weren't for that skiing Accident, I wouldn't be here.

I said things got rough At ski shop sales.

[darkwing] There's the entrance.

Three guards probably backed By video surveillance.

Now you'll see how true heroes

Turn every disadvantage Into an asset.

[launchpad] Hello, there.

Whoa! Hold your fire.

I'm from the snack wagon.

Today we've got a Two-for-nothing special

On snooky doodles.

[all] Snooky doodles?

Mine!

[guard] You can't hog all those.

You gotta share.

Leggo!

[high command] your Confusion's understandable.

you were injured In an explosion.

we have rebuilt you,

stronger, better than before.

your weaponry is capable of Destroying entire armies.

you will be our ultimate agent.

Right. Good thing I'm Not the jealous type.

welcome to the fiendish Organization for world larceny,

agent taurus bulba!

I thought he was dead.

He must have one Heck of a mechanic.

Ahhh... I see I am expected To show you gratitude.

After all,

You allowed me to be part

Of your great experiment...

Without annoying me With petty nuisances

Like...

Getting my permission.

I think we have a Slight problem-o here.

So what, If I must drink motor oil

The rest of my life?

Yipe!

I will have the honor

Of being the chief Agent of f.O.W.L.

To humbly serve the rightful Masters of the world.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I think not.

Taurus bulba works for No one but himself!

You think your Fancy organization

Can control me?

I'm comin', d.W.!

This guy's worse Than darkwing duck.

What? Darkwing duck is alive?

That infernal duck survived?

Where is he?

I want that miserable, Overbearing,

Self-promoting...

[toot]

Looks like his Circuitry overheated.

He shut down, but for how long?

Obviously, not long enough.

I will return to Deal with you later,

But first I must deal With darkwing duck.

I always found this Place too drafty,

Ya know?

Let's relocate to our Secret base in miami.

I think this system

Can use a bit of fine tuning.

Taurus bulba's New computer brain

Has the same disposition.

It didn't hurt his memory of me.

If he remembers gosalyn, He'll use her to get to me.

Gosalyn, where are you going?

Soccer practice.

You can't go outside And sock today...

I mean, uh, you're grounded.

Grounded? What for?

For not picking up your room.

You'll have to do Better than that.

I don't have to. I'm a parent.

It's for your own good.

Can we leave it at that?

I'll wait for my bread And water upstairs.

She's sure takin' it hard.

I refuse to feel guilty.

I don't want bulba to find her.

He nearly killed her Once to get to me.

Launchpad, By the time you finish,

It'll be time to Remove these casts.

Sorry, d.W. Haste makes for accidents.

I hate it when he makes sense.

hello, darkwing, are you there?

Not exactly designed for The physically challenged.

What can I do for you?

have you received the shush Equipment you ordered?

Launchpad's been Assembling it...

For the last nine hours.

Use shush backup,

Especially in light Of your condition.

Don't worry. That's what the equipment is for.

Darkwing out!

Just about finished.

When the paint dries, You'll be ready to roll.

No time, l.P.

Yes!

Aw, you're gonna smudge it.

[gosalyn] But dad's never grounded Me without a reason before.

Maybe he found out about That sewer gas incident

In the boys' locker room.

The ufo hoax at the convent?

If you don't count those, You've almost been good.

I haven't done anything bad.

I'm being grounded For being good!

Huh?

He must have a surprise

He doesn't want me to see.

Pretty crafty, even for dad.

If I'm not in trouble,

No way am I gonna Stay cooped up.

You know, launchpad,

If the thunderquack Had an access ramp,

I wouldn't feel like A sack of potatoes.

Builds the ol' biceps.

Aah!

My foot!

Sorry, d.W.

This is exactly

Why I should be using The hover quack.

This time, You're gonna let the paint dry.

While I'm speaking my mind,

You shoulda told Gosalyn the truth.

I always tell the truth, Even if I have to lie.

If gosalyn knew the Truth, she'd want to come.

As long as she stays Home, she'll be safe.

All right! C'mon, honk. Nobody's here.

Keen gear!

Look at this.

My own assault vehicle.

What makes you think it's yours?

It's almost my birthday.

Not for three months.

So dad shops early.

He even got me my Very own gas gun.

A paint sprayer?

Why would I need A paint sprayer?

Let's try this baby out.

Hey, watch the paint.

Let's see... Which one should I press first?

Red's a good color.

Maybe there's an Instruction book somewhere.

Instructions are for weenies.

Fasten your safety belts

Cuz away we go.

Nothing,nada, zip, A big, fat zero.

We've got to do something To attract his attention.

Okey-dokey.

Ra... Ra... Ra... Ra... Ra...

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

[bulba] So the duck is trying To attract my attention?

I will pick the time and place

Of your destruction,

Not you.

Now, what is it about That infernal bridge

That dogs me?

Well, perhaps I know The time and place,

After all.

Ha ha ha ha.

[honker] Gosalyn, Can we stop now?

I'm just gettin' the hang of it.

[honker and gosalyn] Whoa!

Whew! Whew!

[bulba] Hello, gosalyn.

[both gasp]

I've meant to stay in touch,

But things got out of... Hand.

What do we do now?

Gosalyn!

You do anything I want.

I will not be Undone by children!

I'll take over, honk.

Just 'cause I'm a kid

Doesn't mean I have To be a victim.

Couldn't we turn around?

Okay, second time's the charm.

Ha ha ha! How festive.

Confetti?

You know dad... Always prepared for a parade.

There's gotta be A weapon in here.

Is it supposed to do this?

I am not... Having fun anymore.

Well, That was worth an "E" ticket.

Fun and games are over!

[thunderquack flies overhead]

So... Darkwing has come out to play.

For your sake, I hope he's insured.

Touchdown!

And now to barbecue some bull.

Nice to see you, duck.

I was beginning to Think you were...

"Buk-buk-buk..." chicken.

Prepare to meet your programmer,

You computerized cow!

Uh-oh.

Enough's enough, beef jerkey!

I'm giving you Everything I have...

Which happens to be nothing.

Time for a tactical retreat!

Going so soon, darkwing?

Let me show you the way out!

Dad!

It seems no matter what I do,

You keep hanging around.

Leave them alone!

I'll...

I'll do anything you want.

Really?

Unfortunately, I have not decided what I want.

Ha ha ha ha!

But I'll let you know.

Ha ha ha ha!

[bulba] Did you see his face? Absolutely tragic.

"Leave them alone. I'll do anything you want."

What a simpering, Spineless fool.

So easy to torture.

He certainly takes An interest in you.

[bulba] What do you know About darkwing duck?

Darkwing who?

Ah, yes, gosalyn,

You were the one with spirit.

This is no game, little girl!

Because of that meddler,

I'm more metal and machine

Than flesh and blood!

This...

Is...

No...

Game!

Now, what were you doing With his equipment?

I... I... I, uh...

He hired us to Write his biography.

Yeah. We work cheap.

Yes, that sounds like The egotistical buffoon.

And there's always a Market for joke books.

I know bulba had a Hideout, but where?

Even with these Night-vision goggles,

I can't see.

That makes two of us.

If only I trusted Gosalyn to understand.

She wouldn't be In bulba's hands.

She won't be for long.

Is the cloud-seeding stuff Ready, l.P.?

Yep, you say the word

And I'll have it pouring.

If I can draw bulba Into the open,

We'll rust him solid.

Don't you have to Find his hideout?

Gosalyn will have to Think of something.

Honker, take off your clothes.

Come on, I need your shirt and backpack.

I just hope this Paint's still wet.

[gosalyn] Oh, no!

Oh, it's working.

See anything, d.W.?

Just a few bottles, Some seaweed,

And a trail of paint.

Follow that paint!

[bulba] It seems darkwing duck

Will do anything

To keep you from harm.

I think it's...

Aah!

Grrr!

Grrr!

Way ta go, darkwing!

Yup-yup.

Yes, that takes care Of taurus bulba.

[crunch]

Or not.

Aah!

Now you are going to fry...

Duck!

Whoa!

Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ha ha ha ha.

Yuck!

Yuck!

Pitooie!

Ahhhhh!

[ahhooga]

Aah!

This'll slow him down.

Ha ha ha. What's this?

You expect me

To sneeze myself Into submission?

Ha-ha. Huh?

[honker] Itching powder.

Smooth move!

Scratch one bull.

I've got to find a way

To make him follow me outside.

[panting]

I meant to do that.

[darkwing] This is perfect.

Come on, launchpad.

Let's make with the rain!

You promised it'd Rain cats and dogs.

[crash]

Woof woof.

Ha ha ha ha.

And just what is That supposed to do?

Ha ha ha ha.

[crash]

What's the matter, bulby?

Did the big, nasty bull

Break'em his toys?

Sure would be a Nice night for rain.

Hint, hint.

You won't leave here alive.

I'll blast every feather

From your scrawny hide!

Scrawny?

Excuse me?

Coming from a tubbo like you.

Where's that rain?

Is that the best you can Do, bulbsy?

Aah!

Don't mock me.

I can destroy you.

I can destroy an army of you.

I...

I...

Whew!

Overheated the old engine.

Way ta go, dad!

Boy, am I glad you're all right.

Don't you trust me?

He's still hot.

It'll be a few hours

Before his circuits cool off.

Plenty of time for j. Gander to send his agents.

Great. Now it rains.

Sorry, But better late than never.

[launchpad] Heh-heh-heh.

Aah!

[together] Yipe!

Aaargh!

I don't think even Taurus bulba could swim

With that weight.

I want to apologize, gosalyn,

For not telling you the truth.

I was wrong.

You mean I was Right for a change?

Well... For a change.

This is not finished, Darkwing duck.

I will be back.

Something tells me

My life just got a Lot more complicated.