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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[man] Didi,
I didn't mean any harm.
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Spurn me, will you?
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I'll show you,
Wisconsin webfoot.
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I loved you.
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no one betrays didi lovelost.
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you broke my heart.
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Launchpad,
I could use a hand here.
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Come on,
Let's test some new shush weapons.
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[darkwing] Could you tear
Yourself away from that swill?
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Not swill...
It's my favorite soap opera,
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the young and the brainless.
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Let me help you.
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I wouldn't want to be a bother.
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No bother at all, d.W.
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All the shush
Stuff is installed.
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Yep, yep, yep...
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Just a few more
Terrifying weapons
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For my arsenal of
Crime-crushing technology.
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This waffle-launcher oughtta
Teach a few lawbreakers
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The error of their ways.
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You forgot the biggest crate.
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So I did.
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It's a tough one.
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Mmph! Unh!
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Just a little leverage.
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[gosalyn] Slammin' stuff, dad.
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Let me see. What is it?
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A d-2000 supercomputer.
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[darkwing] A supercomputer,
Just what I always wanted.
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Let me see that.
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Would you three move it up
To the computer platform?
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"Congratulations on your choice
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"Of shush's d-2000
Supercomputer.
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"D-2000 stores 98 trillion
Bits of information,
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"Operates vehicles
By remote control,
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Posits theories,
And programs your vcr."
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Program the vcr?
The answer to my prayers.
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With these remote units,
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It can function in two
Places simultaneously.
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This looks like it
Could run your life.
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It's great.
Honker, let's get it on-line.
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Yes, sir.
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Ahh, this is the life.
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Why do something yourself
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When it can be done for you?
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If you say so, d.W.
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I'll go change the
Oil in the ratcatcher.
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I have changed the
Oil in the ratcatcher,
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the thunderquack,
and all household appliances.
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Okay, let's see.
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I could check the police
Scanner for crimes.
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I am monitoring all emergency
Channels for problems.
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I could alphabetize your books,
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Scrub your bathroom,
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Renew your magazine
Subscriptions, bake a cake.
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I have already
Completed those tasks.
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have a nice day.
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Sit back and relax, launchpad.
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D-2000's got everything
Under control.
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robbery in progress
At sitting duck bank.
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A crime!
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That is, let's get those
Dirty, rotten crooks.
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[alarm sounds]
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We're gonna play a little game.
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Simon says,
Surrender your jewelry.
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Okay, sweetheart,
Put all the money in this bag.
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I didn't say simon says.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the check that
Overdraws your account.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Yuck!
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Cheese my sidekick, will you?
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This means war!
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Hi-yah!
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[d-2000] please
Discontinue all movement.
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or be vaporized by this
240-gigawatt laser cannon.
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thank you...
And have a nice day.
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Great job, darkwing.
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Our city's a safer
Place, thanks to you.
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I couldn't have done
It without my sidekick.
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The d-2000 has been the
Greatest help I ever had.
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Okay, d, take us on patrol.
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Say, uh, why so glum, chum?
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I don't know what good
I am to you anymore.
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I can't do anything
D-2000 can't do better.
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Nonsense. You can do lots
Of things that she can't.
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Yeah? Like what?
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There's the thunderquack...
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No, she can pilot that.
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Carrying heavy stuff...
She does that, too.
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She can't sing show tunes!
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Get a load of this.
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♪ oh ♪♪
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Launchpad, launchpad, please.
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You know I hate when you sing.
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[honker] You think
This is a good idea?
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Hello?
Is your refrigerator running?
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you're aware your father.
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has forbidden prank phone calls.
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he'll be notified of your
Errant behavior immediately.
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But I, uh...
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welcome home, sir.
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report of household
Disturbances follows.
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disturbance type...
Disciplinary violations.
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number of incidents... 46.
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[darkwing] That's enough!
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What do you have to say?
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Whoops?
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You're grounded for 50
Years, little missy.
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Grounded, grounded,
Grounded, and regrounded.
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It's no fun with that computer.
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"No prank calls,
No playing with chemicals,
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No movies on cable!"
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And her video games stink!
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She knows good show tunes.
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attention!
Jailbreak in progress!
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st. Canard city jail.
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Sit this one out.
We have it covered.
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Come on, d, let's get dangerous.
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Gee, I...
I guess I'm not needed anymore.
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Maybe I should just quit.
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Before you do that,
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Would you help me
With this computer?
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Rats!
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[d-2000] suspects...
Cheese gang. Quantity... Five.
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type of crime... Jailbreak.
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have a nice day.
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move into the jail single
File, please.
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have a nice day.
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What's going on here?
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this unit was able to assist
The police more efficiently.
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using the thunderquack.
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Oh, yes, good job, d.
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there is a report of a robbery.
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at lacy's department store.
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Suck gas, evildoer.
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suspect has been immobilized.
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have a nice day.
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I've had enough!
I'm the crimefighter.
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Me, me!
I'm not having a nice day.
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Take me to the tower.
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[gosalyn] We were sure
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The thunderquack needed waxing.
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[d-2000] the thunderquack's
needs have been met.
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have a nice day.
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I'm useless around here.
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Wanta watch the young
And the brainless?
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We taped it.
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Nah... Nice try, honkman.
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How about a koo-koo kola?
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That'll cheer you up.
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We've got to do something.
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That computer's depressing
The heck out of launchpad.
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I could reprogram her
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So she wouldn't be so efficient.
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It might be dangerous.
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[darkwing] Believe
That stupid thing?
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Give me a hard drive.
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Well, the stupid thing...
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What's bugging him?
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mr. Darkwing is experiencing.
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a rise in the pressure
And temperature.
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of his blood.
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[gosalyn] He's ticked.
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does not compute.
Enter definition.
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Doi! Burnt up, mad as hornet,
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Ready to blow a gasket.
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query... Is this an emotion?
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I have no data on
Emotions in my memory.
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If you wanna
Understand emotions,
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Watch soap operas.
They've got it all.
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Process this.
It's the young and the brainless.
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[d-2000] intriguing data.
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Reprogram her while
She's distracted.
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All right,
But I hope nothing goes wrong.
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You're in for a rude awakening
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If you think for one second...
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And another thing!
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[buzz]
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[crash]
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[gosalyn] Uh-oh. [honker] Uh-oh.
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All better, see?
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You are darned
Lucky, young lady.
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If anything happened
To my computer,
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I'd be very ticked.
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[d-2000] I feel that way about
You, darkie-poo.
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Darkie-poo? Who said that?
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Moi, honey wumpus.
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D-2000?
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call me didi, your one and only.
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you love me!
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[gulp] I... Love you?
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[both] and I love
You, sugar cakes.
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oh, snuggy wuggums,
We're a perfect couple.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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don't be coy, muffins.
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I know how you feel about me.
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[darkwing] What's going on here?
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I was trying to
Reprogram d-2000,
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And, uh...
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Honker, spit it out!
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I think d-2000
Absorbed the attitudes
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Of the soap characters
She was watching.
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Her idea. His idea.
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you're tense.
Let's go for a walk.
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it's a beautiful evening.
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I think I'll just run
Along home to bed.
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Yawn.
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[d-2000] I could
Give you a ride home.
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No, thanks, d.
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oh, snookums, it's didi.
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either come with me.
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or leap 1,000 feet into
The icy bay waters.
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isn't that cute?
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he's playing hard to get.
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[rooster crows]
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mmm, wake up, my ducky darling.
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Just a few more
Minutes, sweetie.
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I've made breakfast for you.
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Breakfast does sound good.
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Aah!
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fresh-squeezed orange juice.
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mmm, chocolate doughnuts.
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danishes flown
Fresh from denmark.
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belgian waffles
Straight from belgium.
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and a variety of exotic cheeses.
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Get away! I want nothing!
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Maybe just... One doughnut.
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Aah!
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What is all this... Stuff for?
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I think she likes you, d.W.
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for you, duckly-wuckly,
A little english feather cologne.
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[coughs]
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This is madness.
263
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,415
I gotta get outta here.
264
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,874
Let's fight crime.
265
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,457
See you later.
266
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,457
What do you mean?
267
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:03,415
I can't fight crime
Without my sidekick.
268
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,582
Really? Ready for action.
269
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:10,249
We can do this without the
Help of modern technology!
270
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,290
Have a nice day.
271
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,624
Okay, launchpad,
Let's get dangerous.
272
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,290
dangerous?
273
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:22,375
I can't have sweet
Lumps in danger.
274
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,749
there's no crime today.
275
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:29,082
let's go for a nice ride.
276
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,624
[radio] all units,
277
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:34,457
jewel heist at 3rd and feather.
278
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,832
darling, honey, I... I don't...
279
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,207
Right. You don't!
280
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,708
To 3rd and feather.
281
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,999
3rd street's the other way, d.W.
282
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,707
I know that.
283
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:52,499
The d-2000's taken
Control of the ratcatcher.
284
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,707
you can't be endangered.
285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,875
But there's crime to be stopped.
286
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,374
You okay, d.W.?
287
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,332
no, he's not okay.
288
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,999
he's bruised his
Widdle head bone.
289
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,457
I can't allow my downy delight.
290
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,999
to be hurt chasing robbers.
291
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,999
get yourselves an
Ice cream cone.
292
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,082
while I take care of
The bad old crooks.
293
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:23,082
I'm kinda in the mood
For tutti-frutti.
294
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:28,415
That braindead database,
Who does she think she is?
295
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:33,208
I'll show her who
The crime-buster is.
296
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,999
I've got to start
Going to a gym.
297
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,457
[alarm sounds]
298
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,499
Hy...
299
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,707
Oops.
300
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,582
this just won't do, toodle-webs.
301
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,582
you could get hurt.
302
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,000
let me handle this.
303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:58,082
Let me down,
You two-bit adding machine!
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,374
You heartsick hard
Drive, I've had enough!
305
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,874
Upload this...
306
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,957
Tomorrow I'm disconnecting you!
307
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:09,457
Until then, stay outta my
Way, or I'll recycle you!
308
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,333
Is that perfectly clear?
309
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:23,290
so... My darling
Darkwing won't have me.
310
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,374
[getting hysterical]
311
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,375
Then he won't have anyone!
312
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,125
[whistling]
313
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,415
I wouldn't go in there
If I were you, dad.
314
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:49,374
Mr. Mallard, d-2...
Um, di-didi seems to be upset.
315
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,332
A little technological tantrum?
316
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,458
I'll deal with this.
317
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,374
Lemme outta here!
318
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,125
Lemme out!
319
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,082
perhaps my little love slug.
320
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,833
would like to take a bath.
321
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,457
Yeeowch!
322
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,832
you look a little
Tense, poopsie.
323
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,957
a massage.
324
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:18,458
Let go of me, you...
Maniacal mainframe!
325
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,957
[panting]
326
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,374
[laughter]
327
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,249
What's so funny?
328
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,874
Mondo geeky, dad.
329
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,707
Well, these are all
The rage in europe.
330
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:33,207
Nonetheless,
This is no time for fashion.
331
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,624
It's time for... Darkwing duck!
332
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,249
Here's the sitch...
333
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,874
D-2000 has gone loony.
334
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,290
I said that thing would
Wind up running my life.
335
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,832
But I said...
336
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,707
No apologies necessary.
337
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,707
We'll shut her off!
338
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,290
It won't be that easy.
339
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:55,457
She can alter your
Records in any computer.
340
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,707
She controls the ratcatcher
And the thunderquack!
341
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,874
She can't stop darkwing duck.
342
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:05,332
She wouldn't dare attack
Me with my own devices.
343
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,499
now, my little slimy-wimy,
344
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,707
you're going to get
The ride of your life.
345
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,874
Can't stick around.
Gotta mambo.ciao.
346
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,957
I never leave home
347
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,333
Without air cushion pellets.
348
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:28,999
♪ here's to you, mrs.
Robinson ♪♪
349
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,457
Hold the phone!
350
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,749
I sense trouble.
351
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,999
The police computer issued
A warrant for darkwing.
352
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,207
Charge... Crimes of the heart.
353
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:43,582
Our computer shows he has
An unpaid mallardcharge bill
354
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,707
Of six million bucks.
355
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,874
Take a number!
356
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,124
Our computer says he's rented
357
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,124
Over two billion videotapes
358
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,207
And hasn't returned them.
359
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,457
Something tells me d-2000
Is messing with my records.
360
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:01,999
So your videotapes are more
Important than the law?
361
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,082
Crimes of the heart,
That's nothing
362
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,707
Compared to not
Returning videotapes.
363
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,457
Or running up lots of charges.
364
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,499
[launchpad] We didn't
Think we'd ever see you.
365
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,082
You almost didn't.
366
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,624
Anybody know a good attorney?
367
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,124
There's no time for that!
368
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,415
We've gotta unplug her.
369
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,499
Let's hit her where it hurts.
370
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,332
There he is! Stop!
371
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
Stop that thief!
372
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,458
there you are,
My little deadwing duck.
373
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,625
Yeeowch!
374
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,833
Aah!
375
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,833
Ow!
376
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,500
Yikes!
377
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,000
Not the waffles!
378
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,500
Yes!
379
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,082
Aw, thanks, pal.
380
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,375
My pleasure, d.W.
381
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,374
I think we gave 'em the slip.
382
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,833
Yeow!
383
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,999
spurn me, will you?
384
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,457
I'll show you, darkwing duck.
385
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,874
I loved you.
386
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,874
nobody betrays didi lovelost.
387
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,957
you broke my heart.
388
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,582
now taste the vengeance
Of a scorned woman.
389
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,332
Didi lovelost?
390
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:40,249
D-2000 thinks she's didi
Lovelost from the soap opera.
391
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,082
I've got an idea.
392
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,999
Go ahead. Get it over with.
393
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,582
Darling, it's lucas.
394
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,457
I'm here for you, my pet.
395
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:52,415
I thought you went to tangier.
396
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,707
with your sister's twin.
397
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,874
and that you're
In love with her.
398
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,415
She couldn't cook.
399
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,874
Anyway, that's all over now.
400
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,999
It's you I love, sugar snap.
401
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,957
I always knew you would return.
402
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,749
I'll elope with you
And be yours forever.
403
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,415
first I must have
Revenge on darkwing.
404
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,165
now, darkwing...
405
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,999
Don't hurt him.
406
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,957
It is I, lucinda.
407
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:24,124
we thought we'd never see you.
408
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,499
after that tragic blimp
Accident in bolivia.
409
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,165
Don't hurt darkwing.
410
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:34,082
For, you see, after narrowly
Escaping from the flaming wreckage,
411
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,624
I was lost.
412
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,707
and darkwing saved you.
413
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,457
Don't step on my lines.
414
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,082
you did save lucinda's life,
415
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,457
and though I can
Never forgive you,
416
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,415
I'll let you go.
417
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,582
I can live with that.
418
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,374
oh, no, you don't, spencer.
419
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,874
Spencer?
420
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,332
don't play dumb.
421
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,332
you and spencer are in cahoots.
422
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,415
Spencer?
423
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,832
Yes, didi, it's me...
I, uh, spencer.
424
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,165
Well, um...
425
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,249
shut up, spencer.
426
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,582
you'll both pay for this.
427
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,124
Didi darling, I cannot bear
428
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:14,082
To see you with other men.
429
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:18,124
I'll never be seen
With these men again.
430
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,583
Whew! Whew!
431
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,833
it was...
432
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,999
you I loved, darkwing.
433
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,208
only...
434
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,290
only...
435
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,457
only...
436
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,458
you...
437
00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:46,457
you.
438
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,332
[sobbing]
439
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,832
There, there, pal.
440
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,415
She had to be stopped.
441
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:56,374
I couldn't have done it without
You, launchpad.
442
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,957
Gee, thanks, d.W.
443
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,874
You know,
She wasn't really all that bad
444
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,208
When you get right down to it.
445
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
Perhaps I spoke too soon.
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