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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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My morgy-worgy will be happy
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When her ducky-wucky pays
Her a surprise visit.
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My love is like a red,
Red rose which... Whoa!
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[crash]
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Yoo-hoo! Morgana!
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She wouldn't leave the
Front door unlocked.
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Don't worry, d.W.
No robber would break in here.
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Maybe she's in here.
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Careful, gos. Leave this to...
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A professional.
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She's got to be behind
One of these doors.
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She's not in the batroom.
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[sniff sniff]
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Raarghh!
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Yaahhh!
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Yaahhh! Yaahhh! Yaahhh!
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[wolf howling]
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Yaahhh! Yaahhh! Yaahhh!
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[crash] [crash]
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Another spook house!
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I can't take it anymore!
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I'll go mad, mad I tell ya!
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Launchpad, launchpad,
Will you relax?
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I'll just turn on the light.
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[everyone yells]
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Okay, come out, you fiends.
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Tag. You're it.
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Okay, wise-ghouls,
You asked for it.
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Darkwing,
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What are you doing?
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I'll protect you from these
Horrible monstrosities.
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That's no way to
Talk about my family.
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Heh heh. Your family?
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Yes. This is where I grew up...
Macawber castle.
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Ahem. Well, I...
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[screemie] Let's eat him.
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But you can't just eat a guest.
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I mean, ugh!
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[aunt nasty] Meemie's right.
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You gotta boil him first.
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Cool family!
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Care to join me for a little...
Snack?
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Dahh, howdy do.
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Yaahhh!
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Ha! Very pleased to slime you!
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H-h-h-hubba...
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I think you'd better go.
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But don't you want to introduce
Your charming relatives
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To your boyfriend?
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Boyfriend? Boyfriend? Boyfriend?
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Morgana's dating a normal!
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Eeeuuww! Eeeuuww! Eeeuuww!
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[maloculo] What in the
Underworld is all this racket?
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What are these normals
Doing in my castle?
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They're friends of
Morgana's, maloculo.
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The one in the cape
Is her boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Is this true?
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No, no, no, no.
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A hero, such as I,
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Has no time for
Romantic entanglements.
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[maloculo] That's
Fortunate for you
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Because my darling child,
The rotten apple of my eye,
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Is too good for any normal!
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Too good, eh?
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How do you explain the
Sweet nothings she whispered
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And the nip she
Gave me on my neck?
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You necked with my daughter?
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[maloculo] I'll turn
You into a slug!
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Or a walrus. Whichever.
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[morgana] Father, stop it!
They're my friends.
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You know I don't approve
Of normals in my household.
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Hey, I'm not normal.
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You can say that again.
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Look how I dress.
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Would any normal person be
Caught dead in this? Yow!
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Cut that out!
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[maloculo] Slug or walrus...
Choose your poison.
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It's not polite to point.
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If you knew darkwing
Better, he'd grow on you.
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If he grew on me,
I'd burn him off.
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[maloculo] Silence!
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Morgana's right.
We'll give these normals a chance.
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They'll dine with us.
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Whew! Whew! Whew!
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Thank you, father.
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I'll give you a tour.
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I want to see the
Torture chamber.
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Oh, what has gotten into
You, maloculo macawber,
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Inviting normals to dinner?
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Don't worry, aunt nasty.
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A little old world hospitality,
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And they'll be dying to go home.
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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Mr. Duck, what do you think
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Of our humble abode?
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Nice wallpaper.
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Your taste?
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Yike!
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[eek eek eek]
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So, heh heh heh,
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What's for dinner?
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Ha ha ha. Pasta serpentina.
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And transylvanian ghoul-lash.
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You'll just die for seconds.
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[gulp]
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Ghoul-lash is
Dee-double-licious.
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Yum yum yummy!
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All right!
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Let's get gross.
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When in transylvania,
Do as the transylvanians do.
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You don't want to insult
Aunt nasty's cooking.
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Well, down the hatch.
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What's the matter?
Too spicy for you?
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[darkwing] Not at all.
Just like mom's.
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[maloculo] Excellent.
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I'm sure you'll enjoy
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A refreshing phantom fizz.
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May I expose a toast?
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To the lovely morgana.
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Say, that's right tasty.
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You're trying to
Scare darkwing away.
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I won't let you.
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Let your daughter choose.
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She has impeccable taste.
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She needs a nice ghoulish boy.
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Then she'll find true happiness.
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She doesn't want
Happiness, she wants me.
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That didn't sound right.
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[maloculo] She wants the
Finer things in life...
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To settle in a dank, stinking
Castle, raising little monsters.
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What I really want is...
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Be quiet!
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I know what's best for her!
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I don't think you do!
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[maloculo] You wouldn't last
Five minutes as a monster.
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Normals can do anything better.
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We'll see about that.
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[arrrooo]
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[gosalyn] Oh, yes!
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Hey, check out the
Bolts in my neck.
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Keen gear! I'm modular.
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I don't have a reflection.
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I do have a thirst for...
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I've got a problem!
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you've got a problem?
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I've got an urge
To bite a mailman.
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Change them back this instant!
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I will not!
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They'll see what it's like
To walk a mile in my chains.
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It will teach them humility.
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That does it!
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We're leaving before
I bite somebody.
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There's gotta be
Some gypsy or someone
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Who can fix us.
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Uhh!
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Well, you got what you wanted.
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They're heading for the village.
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Good riddance... The village?
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We made a pact with
The villagers...
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To stay on our side of the line.
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You painted a line between
The village and here?
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Learn to cooperate.
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Perfect. They'll cross the line,
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The villagers will
Rip them to shreds.
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Shredded normal... My favorite.
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You imbecile!
When they're done with them,
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We'll be next!
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My poor dark.
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Dad, what's this white line for?
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Who cares? Probably their
Weird old world customs.
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We've got to find
A gypsy to cure us,
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Before these fleas get worse.
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Gee, d.W., don't you think
We'll scare somebody?
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We're monsters now, remember?
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I'm sure these people are
Used to dealing with monsters.
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[fritz] Ja! You're right!
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If ve know vun ting,
It's dealing with monshters.
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Gee, dad,
They don't seem scared.
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They're used to maloculo.
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Here's what modern
Monsters can do.
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[darkwing] I'm the terrier
That yaps in the night.
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I'm the schnauzer that
Digs up your petunias.
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I am darkwolf dog!
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[grrr]
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[ruff ruff ruff]
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[whistles]
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Get ze shtick, boy. Fetchen sie.
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Smooth move, dad.
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We'll have to scare 'em off.
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Listen, village idiots!
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Why don't you run along
Before I smoosh ya?
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Hey! Watch it!
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You could put an eye out.
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You're a vampire bat!
Do something!
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Right. I forgot.
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Blah-blah!
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I'm a vampire bat.
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Blah-blah!
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Ow!
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Retreat!
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[whimpering]
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Shtopen sie!
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Shtupids!
Ve must go back to ze villitch!
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I vill organize a real attack.
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Ve finally deshtroy
Ze monshters!
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I never understand
A word he says.
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[panting]
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Oh, boy!
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We had a little disagreement
With the villagers.
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It was nothing really.
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You nitwit normal.
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You've violated the pact.
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Soon the villagers will attack.
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How was I supposta
Know about your pact?
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Blow up my boyfriend,
I'll never speak to you.
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Now's not the time for
Petty recriminations.
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Prepare for battle.
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Now you're talking.
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I'll show those
Bratwurst-munchin' yahoos
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They can't mess with darkwing...
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Mmm, darkwolf!
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I'll formulate a plan with
My strategic mini-computer.
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We don't use
Foolish normal ways.
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We'll do this the monster way.
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They'll wipe you out.
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You need the latest
In combat theory...
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Smart bombs, computers,
Sophisticated technology.
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We need terror, horror, magic.
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Just talk to them.
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Quiet!
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You're both acting
Like two year olds.
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See what your normal
Ways have done?
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She never backtalked
To me before.
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We'll fight separately.
264
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,374
This will prove the
Superiority of monster ways.
265
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,749
We'll see. C'mon, guys.
266
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,249
Time to work on
Our combat skills.
267
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,999
[grrr]
268
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,624
Macawbers, time to brush
Up on our scare tactics.
269
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,082
I'll show them violence is bad,
270
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,290
If I have to kill them.
271
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:17,999
[maloculo] We must make
Our ancestors proud.
272
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,415
We must scream the
Impossible scream.
273
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,707
Okay, kiddies,
Time for monsterobics.
274
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,582
Boo, two, three, four.
275
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,582
C'mon, you deadbeats.
276
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:34,165
Get the mold out of your socks!
277
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,624
They make me so proud.
278
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,165
You've got to stop this.
279
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,707
You're acting like a monster.
280
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:47,708
I must turn these spiders into
An army of demon warriors.
281
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,332
Ooops!
282
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,708
Ahem.
283
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,707
Your magic isn't
What it used to be.
284
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,082
Make a new deal
With the villagers.
285
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,082
Deal with normals?
Don't be ridiculous.
286
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:08,249
My demon army will
Make them rue the day
287
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,874
They attacked macawber castle.
288
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,957
Shoes, eh?
289
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,874
Well, they're mean, nasty shoes.
290
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,999
Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
291
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Heh. Demon umbrellas...
I meant to do that.
292
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:30,499
My high-tech mini-computer
Has devised a flawless plan,
293
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,457
Making use of the
Laser-guided glue grenade.
294
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,875
Demonstrate the aerial delivery.
295
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,082
Woops!
296
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,707
[darkwing] As any expert
297
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:48,707
On modern military
Techniques can tell you,
298
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,999
The key to success
Is a good trench.
299
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,375
Hey!
300
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,624
Please keep in mind...
Burying your father
301
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,999
Could adversely
Affect your allowance.
302
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,582
Dark, darling.
303
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,082
Decided to come over
To the winning side?
304
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:11,082
No. I've come to talk you
Out of this ridiculous fight.
305
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:15,165
We've got to bring the
Normals and monsters together.
306
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,457
We will bring them together,
307
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,457
After I prove my way's better
308
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,999
By whomping those villagers
With combat procedures!
309
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,374
You're as stubborn as my father!
310
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:31,082
Ketchup just isn't cuttin'
It, d.W.
311
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:35,707
I can't hold out long
Without the real thing.
312
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,499
Learn to control your
Animal instincts.
313
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500
[meow]
314
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,165
[grrr]
315
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,624
That conceited,
Arrogant, pig-headed...
316
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,707
If you're that mad,
317
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:49,207
Just turn him into
A water buffalo.
318
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,624
I've got to make him see
The wisdom of diplomacy.
319
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:57,208
Make him a diplomatic
Water buffalo.
320
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:05,124
With this fabulous camouflage,
We'll be invisible.
321
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,874
The mini-computer
Says don't fire
322
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,832
Until we smell their
Bratwurst breath.
323
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,124
Where's the honor in
Hiding behind leaves?
324
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,582
Looks who's talking...
Mister wizard.
325
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,874
Nice army you've got there.
326
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,874
Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
327
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,457
I'm so scared.
328
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:27,165
You'll be set if it rains.
329
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:31,125
Goodie! Here come the villagers!
330
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,999
Now we separate the
Men from the monsters.
331
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,374
I'm ready.
What can pitchfork-toting yahoos
332
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,750
Possibly do to darkwolf dog?
333
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,957
Except bring about
His untimely demise.
334
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,958
Of course, I forgot that one.
335
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,582
Just talk to the villagers!
336
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,749
Real men don't talk.
337
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:15,207
Okay, macawbers,
Let's win one for the grim reaper.
338
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,707
Yay! Yay!
339
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,582
Okay, let's get dangerous.
340
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,499
[arrooo]
341
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,582
I'm not cleaning up
342
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:27,625
After you get splattered
Across the landscape.
343
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,957
Now using our
Fabulous camouflage,
344
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:36,874
We'll simply sneak up
And disable that tank.
345
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,749
[crunch]
346
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,749
That is brilliant camouflage.
347
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,707
You blend in with the ground.
348
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,458
Umbrellas, attack!
349
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,165
[whimpering]
350
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,208
Here they come, d.W.
351
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,999
[ruff ruff ruff]
352
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Dad, don't fetch!
353
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,749
It's a dog's life.
354
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,708
[snoring]
355
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,457
Onward, macawbers.
356
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,457
We must boldly scare
357
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,582
Where no one has scared before.
358
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,000
Yeah! Yeah!
359
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,625
[yawning]
360
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,624
Uhh! Uhh!
361
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:34,000
Uh-oh! Go boom time.
362
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,832
They used to be terrified of us.
363
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,374
What are we gonna do?
364
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:54,999
You've got to bring the normals
And the monsters together.
365
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,624
No, let's bring them together.
366
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,207
We'll work together...
367
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,249
And smash them to a pulp.
368
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,457
Shake. Good boy.
369
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,957
Thanks, morgy-baby.
370
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,582
That's not what I meant. I...
371
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,958
[whispering]
372
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,500
Charge! Charge!
373
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,708
That's it! I've had it!
374
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,624
I think morgana's upset.
375
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,957
Like when she was
Stood up prom night.
376
00:20:55,958 --> 00:21:00,332
You'll listen,
If I have to blow you to smithereens.
377
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,874
You don't really want to
Attack, right?
378
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,707
No! No vay! Nope! Not a chance.
379
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:12,165
And you don't want to hurt
These innocent villagers, right?
380
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,874
No! No! No!
381
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,249
Huh-uh! Nope!
382
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,290
Good. In that case,
383
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:23,708
I have a plan that will
Make everyone happy.
384
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:29,332
Come und see ze vorld's
Greatest tourisht attraction...
385
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,999
Monshter castle.
386
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Next castle attack
In fifteen minutes.
387
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:47,957
Being the top vacation spot in
Transylvania is a little noisy,
388
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,957
But it does have its advantages.
389
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,874
Why don't we call a truce?
390
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,457
I accept.
391
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,457
How about making with the magic?
392
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:02,332
I can't go home looking
Like winky the wonder dog.
393
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,374
Consider it done.
394
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,415
What?
395
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,374
Wait'll I get back to normal,
396
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,833
You double-crossing, no good...
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