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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[loudspeaker]
bottom of the ninth.
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st. Canard's fightin' fowls.
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hope their star can
Pull this one out.
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it's hammerin' honk muddlefoot.
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it's outta here!
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hammerin' honk does it again!
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Hon-ker! Hon-ker!
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Hon-ker! Hon-ker!
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[gosalyn] Hey, honker. Honker.
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Sorry.
No more sneaker endorsements.
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Huh? Uh, what happened?
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Sorry I beaned ya.
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Next time, try using the bat.
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It's no use.
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I'll never make the
Little league team.
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Look here, honkster,
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If the object was
Knockin' over furniture,
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You'd be major league.
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Where ya goin' with that?
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Home.
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Wasn't that first base?
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Has anyone seen my hat?
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Hey!
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This was just reblocked.
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There goes second base.
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The game's over.
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Game?
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Don't tell me.
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Playing gosalyn's
Favorite sporting event...
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Living room trashing.
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I was just givin' honker
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My sure-fire coachin'
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So he can make the team.
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They turned me down again,
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As always.
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Don't take it so hard, kid.
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Maybe you're not
Orel honkheiser,
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But you're a really smart kid.
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I'm tired of being smart.
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I wanna be like you.
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Well, that's nice.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I mean,
I wish people respected me
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Like they do darkwing duck.
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I wish I were a hero.
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[announcer] once
Again, it's time for...
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honker!
The invincible web-footed host!
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faster than a stetson,
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more powerful than
A pith helmet,
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able to capture the evil flarg.
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with nothing but pepper!
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it's honker!
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[flarg] Turn that off!
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A thousand pardons,
Mighty flarg.
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Lemme see if there's
Something else on.
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I said off!
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Honker!
I'm sick of that pesky biped.
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Since he captured us,
That's all I hear.
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He's in the movies, on
Tv, even has a comic book.
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You're right.
The gerdist regime has succeeded
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In elevating his
Cult of personality.
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And he's famous, too.
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Those gerdist wimps,
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Forcing us to take
Plastic android hosts!
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How I long to wrap my
Tendrils around a real brain!
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[guard] Supper!
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Mmm!
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Chow time.
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Mmm... Mmm!
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Bah! Palladium scraps again!
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Yeah... Mmm. I hate this stuff!
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Mmm... Mmm!
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The insult of
Serving a base alloy
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To the great flarg!
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We'll be out of here
Soon and off planet fez!
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I have a plan to
Discredit that earthling
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And achieve my rightful place
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As ruler of the galaxy!
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A plan?
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Tell us, great one!
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Shh! Someone's coming.
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Oh, dahling,
What a terrible place.
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It ain't a bloomin'
Country club.
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You have a visitor.
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Oh, dahling, it is I, talleah.
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I baked you a little surprise.
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Surprise!
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A file with a cake
Baked in it...
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Just like the movies!
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Your plan was perfect, dahling.
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You can praise my
Brilliance later.
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Right now we've got
A score to settle...
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On planet earth!
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C'mon, you're not a quitter.
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We'll make you
Into a slugger yet.
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It just takes practice.
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You're right.
It just seems so useless sometimes.
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Cheer up, honkman.
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I'll teach you my
Secret batter's stance.
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It'll be a piece of cake.
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I have a lovely chocolate cake.
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Not too much, though, dear.
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No, thanks, mrs. Muddlefoot.
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We have batting practice.
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Oh, how exciting.
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I'll mix up a nice
Pitcher of lemonade
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For you kids.
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Uh-oh. Looks like I'm
Getting a little thin on top.
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Wanna bat some balls with
Us, mr. Muddlefoot?
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Oh, it's just you kids.
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Didn't mean to freak ya out.
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That's okay. You kids run along
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And bat your bald spots...
I mean baseballs.
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Maybe I should try
One of them toupees.
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Come on, honk.
We'll get launchpad to catch.
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[barking and hissing]
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Hmm. Not the best of fits.
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But slinky, my dahling!
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Yes, thank you.
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Now to put an end
To honker's cult.
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This intergalactic harmonizer
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Will cause disasters
Throughout the galaxy...
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Tidal waves, earthquakes,
Static cling!
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No one will be safe!
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Uh, uh, but, your excellency,
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How will that make
Honker look bad?
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Simple. The entire galaxy
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Will see honker push the button.
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When I bring him back
To planet fez in chains,
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They will crown me king.
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I will be queen!
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The bipeds are returning!
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Okay, honk.
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[gosalyn] Launch this
Sucker into space.
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Come on, honk!
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Run, little buddy!
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Get ready to jump.
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You keep the space
Ship's engine running.
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I'll get the girl.
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C'mon, honkster.
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Slide on home!
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Safe!
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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That's right. We're baa-a-ack!
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Help!
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Inferior biped!
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You will pay for your insolence!
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[flarg] Barradda, take him!
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Ah, ha ha ha!
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[grrr]
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Uh-oh.
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Aah!
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[ruff ruff ruff]
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Okay.
This time I'll throw overhand.
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I think it's time to
Change the game plan.
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I don't have to throw overhand.
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What's with the hats?
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Last time I saw
Hats like that...
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Brainsucking aliens from space!
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Nice to see you again, too!
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Hey, hey, hey! Come back here!
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And now, foolish biped,
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I will help myself
To your brain!
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[ruff ruff ruff]
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Aah!
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Gotta make 'em sneeze.
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Pepper! That worked last time.
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Children, I made hot dogs
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Just like the ball park's.
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Mrs. Muddlefoot,
Get the pepper, quick!
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On hot dogs?
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[ruff ruff ruff]
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[meow]
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[ruff] [meow]
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Mrs. Muddlefoot, they've got...
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Oh, no!
They've got your brain, too!
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I wouldn't call this a brain,
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But you do have
The general idea.
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She loves me, yup, yup, yup.
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Say, gos, whadaya think?
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[gosalyn] Aaaaaahhhhh!
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She could have just said no.
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Bingo!
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Don't come any closer!
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It's all over if I throw this.
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That's where you're wrong.
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This time, we came prepared.
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Notice anything different, hon?
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Out of my way, ignorant biped!
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It's too much.
She didn't recognize me.
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Leave the girl.
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We've got more
Important work to do.
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Dad! Dad!
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It's those brainsucking alien hats!
Come quick!
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It's those brainsucking
Alien hats!
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Let's...
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Get dangerous.
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Hurry up, dad.
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We've just gotta stop
Those alien dudes.
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They won't get far.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the pebble in
The shoe of ignominy.
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I'm zee queen of zee galaxy!
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Gee, that's a new one.
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Oh, no! Dad, not you, too!
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Wah ha ha ha ha!
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Mah ha ha ha ha!
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Your tentacles won't touch
Me, brainsucker.
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Who vill stop me?
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[barradda] Talleah!
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Works for me!
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Where have you been?
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How dare you speak to
Me with such insolence?
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Flarg, have him reblocked!
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Later, my sweet. We need him.
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Your wish is my
Command, my dahling.
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Dahling,
How do you like my new outfit?
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It's so... Me.
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Ha ha ha.
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You are ravishing,
My wide-brimmed wonder.
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How beautiful we will look,
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Sitting on the
Thrones of a galaxy.
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Ohhh! Ain't love grand?
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But come, my sweet.
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We have important work to do.
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With these fezian components,
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We can complete my
Intergalactic harmonizer.
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Then we'll frame
That meddling honker
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For the destruction
Of the galaxy.
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We just need one final part...
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A sonic instigator.
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We will never find a
Sophisticated device like that.
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Hah hah! But I have.
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According to my host memory,
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They call it a kazoo.
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Talleah,
Go and get one of these kazoos.
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Wonderful.
I just love shopping trips.
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Take the earthling's
Flight vehicle.
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Oh, and don't parallel park.
268
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,333
Hmm...
269
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,874
Now hook the ploobian
Diode to the...
270
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,749
What happened to
The feldman tube?
271
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,165
Er...
272
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:34,999
You were looking for this,
Your cranial loftiness?
273
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,207
[belch]
274
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:39,749
Ooooh,
Don't you ever stop eating?
275
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,332
Now I'll have to
Get another one.
276
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,707
Make yourself useful.
277
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:48,165
Get that cathodizer patched
In before I get back!
278
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,165
And no more snacking!
279
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,082
[nikto] Yes,
Your temporal supremacy!
280
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,708
I have to do everything myself.
281
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,374
Not anymore.
282
00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:00,957
[imitating flarg]
What are you doing?
283
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,957
Huh? I'm patching
In the cathodizer,
284
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,832
Just like you said,
Your most exaltedness!
285
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,374
Well, stop that!
286
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,874
Disconnect that discombobulator
287
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,832
And add the whatsit to
The modulator hoozits
288
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,874
And a floy-floy!
289
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,457
Yes, your excellency!
290
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:23,082
Well, you've chosen a new
Host, your incredibleness.
291
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:26,999
I decided I like this
More compact model.
292
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,082
Get back to work!
293
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:32,582
Don't you know how
To follow orders?
294
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,457
It depends on who's giving them.
295
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,583
Aah!
296
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,999
Just as I thought!
297
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,374
A brave and noble
Attempt, earth girl...
298
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,582
Not!
299
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:50,457
You're right,
So I'll have to try this.
300
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,707
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh- ahhhhhh...
301
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,999
Chooooo!
302
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,957
Gotcha, you alien slimeball!
303
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,457
That oughtta hold him!
304
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,957
Huh? What... Gosalyn!
305
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,624
The alien hats are back!
306
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:08,290
It's time to fight
Hats with hats.
307
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,749
I'm going back for launchpad.
308
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,416
Meet me at the ratcatcher.
309
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:18,207
Nikto! What are you doing?
310
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,207
I'm disconnectin'
The thingamajig
311
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,624
And the whatchahoozits,
Or whatever you said!
312
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,249
I said?
313
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:30,207
Ha ha! I told you to
Patch in that cathodizer!
314
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,832
Yeah, I, er, you... I mean...
315
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,332
Just do it!
316
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,332
I'll go find that
Toady barradda!
317
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,874
[imitating flarg] Nikto!
318
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:43,374
I thought I told you to
Disconnect that thingamabob!
319
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,874
But, boss, I...
320
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,874
I expect my orders
To be carried out!
321
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,374
But you aren't...
322
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:54,749
Look me in the brim
When I'm talking to...
323
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,290
Heh heh heh.
324
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,832
Impious husk-snatcher.
325
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,832
What further crimes
Have you committed?
326
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,332
She freed honker.
327
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,291
Just that one.
328
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,999
[flarg] Stop the infidel!
329
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,457
Why don't you watch
Where you're going?
330
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:16,083
What'd I do? What'd I do?
331
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,165
Why isn't the motor running?
332
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:28,874
I'm a kid.
I don't have a learner's permit.
333
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,165
Well, just start pushing
Buttons and stuff.
334
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,082
We've gotta track
Down the thunderquack.
335
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,833
Whoooa!
336
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,416
To the ship! Hurry!
337
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,582
Imagine!
338
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,957
Darkwing duck in
My novelty shop.
339
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:49,874
Sure I can't interest
You in something else...
340
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,999
Like these fake handcuffs?
They're a riot!
341
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,457
They look very tasty, dahling,
342
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,957
But I'll just take
The, uh, kazoo.
343
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,874
That'll be $1.39.
344
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,457
Oh, my goodness.
345
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:07,124
I should've looked into
Zeese local customs.
346
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:12,124
I didn't know it would
Be made out of metal.
347
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,083
[chomp]
348
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:14,124
[hiccup]
349
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,582
Excuse me, dahling,
350
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,582
But zis alloy is soo rich.
351
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,707
[munching]
352
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,083
[hiccup]
353
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,582
Are you getting enough
Iron in your diet?
354
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,207
Not by half.
355
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,207
Give me another
Dozen for the road.
356
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,207
You're not going
Anywhere, brim-breath!
357
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,207
Oh, no?
358
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,457
Okay, okay.
There's enough gags for everyone.
359
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,958
Yeah! Here's my favorite!
360
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,457
Whoooaaah!
361
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,707
[air escapes]
362
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:52,875
Excuse me.
363
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,124
Help!
364
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:59,874
I'm being attacked by
An army of flerbians!
365
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,000
Honk! Batter up!
366
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,582
[gosalyn] Way to go, honk.
367
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,582
Just like a big league slugger.
368
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,499
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
369
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,999
I guess I struck out...
370
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,708
Ah-choo! Again.
371
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:27,582
The bio-quarters of a
Typical earth biped.
372
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:31,374
The perfect setting for
Our little charade...
373
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,874
[flarg] If those
Troublesome earth children
374
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,874
Don't spoil my plans!
Over there!
375
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,874
You won't get away with this!
376
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,457
Now, now, children.
377
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,291
Don't quarrel with each other.
378
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,082
[sniff sniff sniff]
379
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:53,832
Mmm. Your planet certainly
Has its good points.
380
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,165
Yum yum yum.
381
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,291
[hiccup]
382
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,749
Mmm. So tasty.
383
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,832
Talleah, my famished fedora,
384
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,749
Could you refrain from
Eating any more of those?
385
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,582
We bought them for
The harmonizer.
386
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,874
Whatever you say, my dahling.
387
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,000
[hiccup]
388
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,415
[hiccup]
389
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,749
[hiccup]
390
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,165
[hiccup]
391
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,415
Barradda!
392
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,749
[flarg] You're no
Use without a host.
393
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,249
Attach yourself to the girl.
394
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,374
[flarg] Huh? They've escaped!
395
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,957
Zose little devils!
396
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:34,583
Nikto, where did you get
These restraining devices?
397
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:41,332
Good thing they've never
Heard of trick handcuffs.
398
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,999
Hopefully, we'll find more
Tricks they've never heard of.
399
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,582
There they are! Stop them!
400
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,374
Right behind you, my dahling.
401
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,582
[hiccup]
402
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,457
Where am I?
403
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,707
We've got to warn your dad.
404
00:18:54,708 --> 00:19:00,458
I just don't know
If a hat suits me.
405
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,457
Guess they didn't
Like its looks either.
406
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,415
You shoulda said something.
407
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,332
I coulda returned it.
408
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:13,165
Got this tonic from the
Feather club for men.
409
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,707
This should take care
Of that bald spot.
410
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:19,249
But, dad! You don't understand!
411
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,707
Evil brainsucking
Aliens are after us!
412
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,457
Where do you kids
Pick up this stuff?
413
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:30,457
Run along.
I've got to try this gunk out.
414
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,082
If I can get ahold of my comb!
415
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,249
Talk about your slippery.
416
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,124
There they are! Get them!
417
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,332
Say, binkie, how's dinner doing?
418
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,374
You foolish biped host!
419
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:48,332
I've no time to
Deal with you now!
420
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,332
If you don't have time,
I'll go for pizza.
421
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,707
But dad!
422
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,249
Oh, hiya, launchpad,
423
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,624
Gosalyn's inside with honker.
424
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,124
Can't we talk about this?
425
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,457
Over the phone, maybe?
426
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,457
Long distance?
427
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,999
No more talking.
428
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,082
Give me the transponder.
429
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,999
Got it right here, boss.
430
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,749
Ahhh. This will be perfect.
431
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,749
[flarg] The galaxy will
Think honker's responsible
432
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,749
For the galactic disasters.
433
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,374
I'll bring him to justice!
434
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:25,290
Barradda! Assume your
Host and push the button!
435
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,250
[boing]
436
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:31,415
Whoa-aa! I can't get a grip.
437
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:35,332
Good thing I groomed
Myself for the occasion.
438
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,415
You wanna look your
Best for pictures.
439
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,332
Stop! You'll spoil every...
440
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,625
[hiccup]
441
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,582
Huh? Hey! We're hat-proof.
442
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,374
Your chapeau chicanery is all
Over, flarg.
443
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,874
[darkwing] Just surrender.
444
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,415
Never!
445
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:57,582
If I can't rule the
Galaxy, I'll destroy it.
446
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,291
That sounds fair.
447
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,874
Look! They've been whammied.
448
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,458
[honker] It's the gerdists.
449
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:14,207
In time to take the credit
Away from yours truly.
450
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,749
Sorry we took so long,
451
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,332
But there was terrible traffic
Through alpha centauri.
452
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,749
Those flerbians will
Never learn to carpool.
453
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,374
Don't worry.
454
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,958
Flarg and his crew won't
Bother earth again.
455
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,082
I'll be back on top.
456
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,457
Not on top of any
Earthling's head.
457
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:41,999
Excuse me.
Would you mind signing an autograph?
458
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,499
It's for my sister.
459
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,999
Autograph? Sure.
460
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,124
Oh, gosh! Hey, everybody!
461
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,957
The invincible one
Does autographs!
462
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,874
Please, please. One at a time.
463
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,000
I'll be glad to...
464
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,583
What?
465
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,582
Me, me, me!
466
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,249
Oh, thank you!
467
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,250
Say greebnitz!
468
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,500
Well, I guess you're a hero after
All, honker.
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