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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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What's the hurry?
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Is it an emergency
Call from s.C.U.S.H.?
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Nothing so trivial.
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Then what?
Meeting with a crime boss?
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Cornering a blood-sucking alien?
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Close. I have a meeting
With my tv producer.
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Good afternoon, mr. Duck.
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Always a thrill when
Stars visit dizzy studios.
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Glad I could make your
Day, citizen.
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But how come you're not
Wearing your sailor suit?
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I believe you have
The wrong duck.
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Really? I thought you were...
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Come on, daddy.
The security guard
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Probably doesn't
Get to watch tv.
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Well, a normal person should
Recognize a star when they see one.
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Look. There's a real star!
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See?
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Can I have your autograph?
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You're a role model
For women everywhere.
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I never dreamed I would
Actually meet you.
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Huh huh huh.
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Could I have your autograph?
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We really love watching
Your adventures.
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Well, if I can bring a little
Pleasure into your lives...
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Must be nice to get out
Of that sailor suit, huh?
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I want a bigger publicity budget
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And I want it now!
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Nobody recognized me.
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Ah, darkwing! Babe!
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Of course they recognize you,
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They're just nervous in
The presence of greatness.
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Yeah?
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Oh, brother.
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So, let me guess...
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You want to sign me
For some new episodes.
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Well, here's what I want...
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One...
A much bigger dressing room.
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Two... A personal masseuse.
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Three... My own popcorn maker...
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Actually, the audience
Is sick of darkwing duck.
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Four... I want a..Gaaa...
A heart and lung machine.
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Dad! Are you ok?
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Ok, ok, so maybe that's
Putting it a little strongly.
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We feel the show
Needs a new gimmick.
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Like a spin-off character.
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Now you're talking...
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I see me in an action adventure.
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Lot's of car chases
And explosions.
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Br-r-r-r-r!
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Or maybe we play
The fantasy angle.
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They killed her friends
And stole her dad's soul.
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This time it's personal.
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Gosalyn mallard, zombie slayer!
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So when do my people
Call your people?
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Sorry, kiddo.
Nobody wants a little girl for a star.
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What?!
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Except me. I love the idea.
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We're already working on it.
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Just waiting for the rewrites.
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It's just, ah,
That we already have someone in mind
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To help this series.
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Crosby, bring in our guest.
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yes, sir, mr. Rockwell.
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This guy is just
What your show needs.
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Hi, everybody.
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Not you!
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Bushroot?
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Stay back! A little weed
Killer and he is cow food.
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Hey! Watch where you
Point that thing!
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You're compost now. Hey!
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Chill out a sec, wingster.
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Bushroot is your new gimmick.
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Mr. Rockwell says I'll bring
In a whole new audience.
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Of what? Cabbage patch kids.
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Don't think plant. Think mutant.
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Mutants watch tv?
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Mutants are all
Over the place...
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Comic books, television, movies.
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Say, bushroot, do you know any
Of that ninja chop saki stuff?
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Is that like chow
Mein or something?
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Let's go gosalyn.
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I'm not turning over my show
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To some ambulating eggplant
With delusions of grandeur.
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Did you forget, darkwing?
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You're under contract.
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Better read the fine print.
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It's all fine print and
I've read every word.
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I bet you missed the edge.
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The edge?
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"We hold this truth self-evident
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That the studio
Is always right."
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Perfect.
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That's the spirit, dark.
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Crosby, the scripts.
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Yes, sir, mr. Rockwell.
Right away.
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We took some of your recent adventures
And tried 'em in a different format...
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Action, comedy, game
Show, that sort of thing.
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Game show?
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Hey, d.W., just trying to put
The best spin on your series.
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Go out there and break a leg.
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Don't tempt me.
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But my talents are perfect
For live-action films,
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Not babysitting a bunch
Of barnyard refugees.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Of course not, mr. Dizzy.
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I don't mean to imply...
Absolutely. Nothing without you.
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Yes, sir.
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Boy, can he be cranky.
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Crosby!
Where are those video tapes?
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Right here, sir.
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Good boy.
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Once bushroot's the
Star of the show
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I can pay him in
Plant fertilizer,
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And keep the big
Bucks for myself.
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And all we have to do
Is dump darkwing duck.
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All right, crosby, roll it.
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Boy, howdy!
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We'll have this mountain
Flattened in no time at all.
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Ain't progress wonderful?
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Just look at those beauties.
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Yeah, this mountain will
Be wall-to-wall condos.
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As soon as we can get
Those trees out of the way.
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And don't forget the mini-malls
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With just oodles of dress
Shops, shoe stores,
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And cooking boutiques.
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You ain't waitin' on me.
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I am the ivy that
Clogs your pipes.
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I am the tap root
That clogs your pipes.
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I am bushroot.
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Achoo!
I got hay fever something awful.
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You'll have worse than that
If you trample my trees.
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This isn't just a forest,
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These are my friends.
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But we followed all
Proper procedures,
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Including an environmental
Impact report.
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But this says the
Environment will be ruined.
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Well... Yes, but the point is
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We filed the report on time.
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So if you'll kindly stand
Aside, fellow...
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All right, let's get deciduous.
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Yoo-hooo-hooo-hooo!
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Whoa! I guess that's one
Way to get a parking spot.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I am the slug that
Slimes your petunias.
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I am...
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Herb muddlefoot cast as
A construction worker?
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No, actually, that's my part.
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Yes. And I'm a high-powered,
Money-grubbing land developer
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With absolutely no
Redeeming values whatsoever.
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It's a stretch,
But we figured it was a good career move.
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Besides,
We really didn't have a choice.
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Let me guess...
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Something on the edge
Of your contract?
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Well,
My job is still the same...
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To turn this antisocial
Artichoke into cole slaw.
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You're the one who's antisocial.
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I'm protecting the environment.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm...
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You... You can't go
Around breaking the law.
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And we have building permits
And that makes us right.
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Yeah... Sort of.
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Take him down, boys!
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No, no, no!
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We have to draw
In a new audience
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To increase our ratings.
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Yes, sir, mr. Rockwell.
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This tape's designed to
Attract a younger target group.
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Hey, kids!
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What time is it?
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Kids: it's bushroot time!
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Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea!
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Then let's get started, ok?
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Say,
Where are my flower friends?
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Oh, there they are...
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Farmer binkey and
Mr. Muddlefoot.
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Oh, tell me, who's going to be
My blossom buddies for today?
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Why, two of our finest ferns...
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Gosalyn mallard and
Honker muddlefoot.
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Yea! Yea! Yea!
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You two know what to do.
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When we hear the
Secret word "Aardvark"
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We let 'em have it.
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Then it's time for puppet
Adventure theatre. Yea!
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Remember, last time,
The evil mystery duck was trying
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To stop me from
Saving the forest.
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Gaa! Caa! Gaa-gaa!
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I hate treating a
Pine cone like this,
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But you shouldn't
Try to stop me.
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You're a villain,
Even if it looks like you're not.
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Surrender, dorothy...
I mean, bushroot.
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Help me, my leafy friends.
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Do not hurt our bushy hero.
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Yeah.
He's only trying to do good.
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Somebody give me a hand here.
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You're supposed to wait
For the secret word.
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Golly, I forgot what it was.
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It's aardvark.
How do you forget a word like...
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Aardvark.
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We don't want to make
Shows for tiny tots
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With mindless entertainment.
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They want to go out
And play somewhere.
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Besides,
They don't have any buying power.
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Audience-wise, sir...
Are we talking couch potato time?
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Mashed, baked, or deep fried.
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Then I think I have just the
Thing, sir.
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I can't remember.
Which wire do I connect?
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Oh, use the red one, dear.
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That way it won't clash
With the dynamite.
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When this baby goes off,
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There won't be nothing
Left of this forest
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Excepting toothypicks.
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[ ring ]
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I'm snarling, crosby.
You hear me?
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now this is more like it.
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pointless violence. Yes!
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Wait a minute!
This isn't like me.
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sure it is.
Crosby, what's he doing?
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I don't use guns.
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That's the spirit, bushroot.
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We can compromise.
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The answer isn't guns.
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Right. Not while I have trees.
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Waaaa!
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oh, treachery.
Audiences love treachery.
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Compromise, huh?
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When your real plan was to
Blow my forest to smithereens.
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B.R.,
If this is your pilot show,
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Shouldn't you be the one on
Jeopard at the end of the act?
257
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,249
Hey, I'm a vegetable.
258
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,124
What do I know about
Story structure?
259
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,833
[ ring ]
260
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,874
Great acting, crosby!
261
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,457
What happens next?
262
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,416
Ah, he dies.
263
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,832
Ok. Exploding darkwing duck...
264
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,499
Upside... Surefire ratings,
265
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,707
Downside... We get stick
With all this merchandise.
266
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,457
No. We better concentrate
On our new star.
267
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:40,249
How do we distinguish bushroot from
All the other mutant plant ducks?
268
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,749
Give him a job?
269
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,374
Quiet! I'm thinking.
270
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,874
I got it... We give him a job.
271
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,165
He could be a lawyer
Or a doctor...
272
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,874
Whoa...
Having a brainstorm here.
273
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,249
We'll make him both.
274
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,875
Dr. Bushroot, m.D.,
Attorney at law.
275
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,582
Your honor, for my next witness,
276
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,833
And patient, I call the
Defendant, mr. Darkwing duck.
277
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,832
Do you deny, sir,
That you tried to blow up trees?
278
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:10,457
Do I look like someone
Who uses explosives?
279
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,582
I intend to prove,
Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
280
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,000
That the defendant
Is kinky for condos.
281
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,165
[ cough ]
282
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,207
Oh, dear. I don't like
The sound of that cough.
283
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,958
And I'll toss in
A free check up.
284
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,082
Take a deep breath
And say "Guilty."
285
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,415
But I love trees.
286
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,249
I don't want them
Replaced by condos
287
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,583
Or mini-malls or car parks.
288
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,415
I said "Car park."
289
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,499
Not... Would you...
Won't catch me this time.
290
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,582
That word will
Never pass my lips.
291
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,832
What word?
292
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,000
Aardvark.
293
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:48,832
Your honor, I have here an
Extremely rare butterfly...
294
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,957
The purple specked nit-picker.
295
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:54,707
Which is found only in the
Forest you tried to destroy.
296
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:59,165
That ought to be good for
Life plus 20 year, huh?
297
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,207
Oh, herb,
You know I'm no good with numbers.
298
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,957
I'll just lock him up
For an even century.
299
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,207
Hey, hey, hey, I love bugs.
300
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,957
I wouldn't step on a cockroach
301
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,707
Without checking if
It had full medical
302
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,999
And this poor thing...
303
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,374
Is nothing but a
Couple of leaves
304
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,124
Stuck together with wacky glue.
305
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,582
Oops.
306
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:22,082
Very well,
I tried doing things the legal way,
307
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,457
But you wouldn't let me.
Heh heh heh heh.
308
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,374
So I've added a
Special herbal potion
309
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,290
To the court house water supply.
310
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,874
Now you face not only me,
311
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,415
But the curse of the
Mushroom zombies.
312
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:42,624
We're coming for you, darkwing.
313
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,457
mushroom zombies?
Crosby, what is this craziness?
314
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,582
I-I-I don't know, sir.
315
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,415
Gee,
My parking meter just ran out.
316
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,416
Anyone have any loose change?
317
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,874
After him, my fungal fiends.
318
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,458
He'll not threaten the forest
When he becomes part of it.
319
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,457
Oh, why it's butter.
320
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:35,374
Courtesy of gosalyn
Mallard, zombie slayer.
321
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,999
Time to saute some mushrooms.
322
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,750
Gosalyn, wait till I get a way!
323
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,999
What in creation was that?
324
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,999
I think the little girl slipped
325
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,499
On some of her own script pages.
326
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,999
Ok, we gotta get that
Kid some therapy.
327
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Maybe we ought to look
At something more upbeat.
328
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,832
Hi, I'm reginal bushroot
329
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,707
And welcome to earth
Of consequences.
330
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:02,625
Yea! Yea!
331
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,165
Thank you.
332
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,249
Our contestant today is the
Well-known environmental pest,
333
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,457
Darkwing duck.
334
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,957
Boo! Boo!
335
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,999
Thanks again. This moral
Leper has to make a choice...
336
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,582
Will he side with the
Money-grubbing land developers
337
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,374
With no redeeming
Values whatsoever,
338
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:21,165
Or with the shrubbery of this
Pristine unspoiled forest?
339
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,415
I don't have to take this.
340
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,707
I don't care if you
Are my ratings gimmick.
341
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,874
You think it's easy being a
Defender of law and justice?
342
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,875
It's hard work.
343
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,749
I said hard work!
344
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,582
Hard work, you know?
345
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,583
How could defending
Justice be aardvark?
346
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,707
We have a winner...
347
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,499
For your prize, darkwing duck,
348
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,999
You and your closest friends
349
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,124
Will share an exciting demise
350
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,707
As the living forest does to st.
Canard
351
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,207
What you want to
Do to their home...
352
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,750
Level it to the ground!
353
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,707
You know, for a gimmick,
Bushroot seemed to have all the good lines.
354
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,582
Is it just me or what?
355
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,290
I think that slezoid
Rockwell is up to something.
356
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,207
You better watch your back.
357
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,457
Nah. He won't mess with me.
358
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,874
I'm the star of the show.
359
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,499
Who else is going to
Be his meal ticket?
360
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,874
Maybe you should ask bushroot.
361
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,124
What?!
362
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,957
Hiya, darkwing?
363
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,582
Look what mr. Rockwell
Sent for me.
364
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,165
Isn't it swell?
365
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,374
Whoops. Gotta go.
366
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,165
I have a meeting with mr. Dizzy.
367
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,624
Step on it, driver.
368
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,333
Mr. Dizzy? I never had a
Meeting with mr. Dizzy.
369
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,874
What's going on?
370
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:39,708
Open this up!
371
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,374
"Authorized personnel only."
372
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,499
The name is darkwing duck.
373
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,874
Sorry, you're not on the list.
374
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,582
You're gonna have to move along.
375
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,832
Rockwell is up to something.
I have to get inside.
376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:56,958
There's one way in,
But you're not gonna like it.
377
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,083
Good afternoon, mr. Duck.
Go right in.
378
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,415
I tell you, mr. Dizzy,
379
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:10,707
Bushroot here is one
Talented major food group.
380
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,249
He's also incredible
Versatile, sir.
381
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,582
Unlike, say,
A duck-type character.
382
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,207
Rockwell's making me
Look like an idiot.
383
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,874
No criminal will ever
Take me seriously again.
384
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:24,249
Dad, in here.
385
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,957
This is the film of
What really happened.
386
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:32,958
Then I say we give
Mr. Dizzy a real show.
387
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,457
Not only talented,
But he test through the roof.
388
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,707
Right, crosby?
389
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,499
Yes, sir.
Bushroot's index is off the charts.
390
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,749
It is?
391
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:47,290
Wait till you see the second reel.
Roll 'em.
392
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,207
Oh, yes, sir, mr. Rockwell.
393
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:54,500
Hey, that voice...
How could he...
394
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,207
Way to go, guys.
395
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,749
No one can stop st. Canard from
Becoming our personal cup of tea.
396
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,499
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
397
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,749
I am the editor that leaves
You on the cutting room floor.
398
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,707
Crosby!
Just what's going on here?
399
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,874
I-I-I don't know, sir.
400
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:21,124
Gee, I thought you would
Have cut out this part.
401
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:26,124
I am the clock cleaner
That will ring your chimes.
402
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,708
I am darkwing duck.
403
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,874
Oops, show's running long.
404
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,750
Time to do some trimming.
405
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,249
Leave those leaves alone!
406
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,082
I've only got one
Thing to say to you...
407
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,583
Aardvark!
408
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,750
Hey!
409
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,165
Hmmm. Rhubarb. My favorite.
410
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:07,499
Hear that?
Isn't our contestant a good sport?
411
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,374
All right,
You'll be playing for your friends.
412
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,874
These monstrous, if
Misguided, forest conifers.
413
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,290
So, is it door number one?
414
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,832
Door number two?
415
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,082
Or door number three?
416
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,582
Let's see. Door number two...
No, ah, number one...
417
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,457
An. Definitely three...
No, sorry, two.
418
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,416
Sorry, I don't know.
419
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,457
Definitely door number two.
420
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,999
I think.
421
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,457
Ok, I'm easy.
We'll open all three.
422
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,375
[ buzzing ]
423
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:42,207
Yes, it's your very own collection
Of termites and bark beetles.
424
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,832
But I was only trying to keep
The forest from being paved over
425
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,874
For parking lots
And nail salons.
426
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,999
That's one shrub's opinion.
427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,582
We have a caller on the line.
428
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,082
Caller, what do you think?
429
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,832
the environment is important,
430
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,165
but people need
Places to live too.
431
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,416
can't there be a compromise?
432
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,124
Our forest is saved!
433
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,999
But my condos got built too.
434
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,582
Now there's room in
The world for everybody
435
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,624
If we just work together.
436
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:12,874
All thanks to our hero and
Star, darkwing duck.
437
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,332
Bushroot.
438
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,333
Yes, sir?
439
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,999
Don't give up your day job.
440
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,499
Yes, sir.
441
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,290
Rockwell, I've had my eye on
Your operation for a long time.
442
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,832
Really, sir?
443
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,832
Um-huh.
And I think you're due for a chat
444
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,583
With the boys in accounting.
445
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:34,457
Let's talk about your expense
Account charges, shall we?
446
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,707
Aaaaaah!
447
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,415
Once again, justice triumphs.
448
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,999
But there is no rest.
449
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,999
As night falls, it's again time
450
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,874
For darkwing duck...
What are you looking at?
451
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,124
I wonder who the big star is.
452
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,124
Oh, no!
453
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,457
Oh, mr. Darkwing,
We're getting our own tv show.
454
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,165
Isn't that wonderful.
455
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,874
I betcha I can get you a part.
456
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,083
You want to play
My wacky neighbor?
457
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,874
That's the trouble with
Television today...
458
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,750
There's never anything good on.
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