Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

the mystic eye of quacksecoto...

this enigmatic gem is Said to have the power.

to steal the strength.

of any living being.

feared and coveted For centuries,

the mystic eye is Now on display.

at the museum of Winky the clown.

come see it and get a free Winky the clown cat polisher.

This mystic eye must be Really, really important.

Winky the clown doesn't Make personal appearances

Unless it's something big.

That's why I, darkwing duck, Intrepid crime stopper,

Am going to guard it myself.

You stay here and Keep an eye on winky.

But, d.W...

No buts. I can handle this case solo.

Nothing can go wrong.

Ouch!

What's that?

I meant to do that.

Darkwing duck?

Yes, that's right.

I'm on the job so you Can just run along.

Go on, scoot. Off with you.

Don't you want me to help?

Darkwing duck needs help Guarding a simple emerald? Ha!

Nothing could Possibly get by me.

I'm the king of crime busting,

The duke of detection.

Nothing escapes my eagle eye.

Not even the most miniscule...

Hey. How're you doing, guys?

Not even the most miniscule... Guys!

The fearsome five!

Whatta ya know? It can count.

Unhand that priceless gem,

You yellow-jacketed yahoo.

Megavolt, bushroot,

Cash this do-gooders check.

I'm a little low on cash.

Mind if I charge it?

Yaaaa!

I guess it's my turn now, huh?

Oh, well, a plant's gotta Do what a plant's gotta do.

Back or I'll nip you in the bud.

You're next, salad puss.

Idiots, liquidate him! Liquidate him!

Come on. I'm ready for anything.

Almost anything.

Are you under stress?

Tired of the pitfalls Of being a hero?

What you need is an All expense paid trip

To oblivion.

New, improved, Burglar in a bottle.

That does it! I'm outta here.

I can't stand to watch those Idiots waste their superpowers.

Yoo hoo, here I come.

Oh, lookee... A spring-a-ling.

And here you go, My little caped cupcake.

Nobody toys with darkwing Duck and gets away with it!

Ha-ha! Missed me.

Guess what time it is now?

Ah, springtime?

Mummy.

You see, negaduck, You'll never steal the mystic eye

As long as darkwing Duck is on duty.

Of course, I could be mistaken.

My plan is simple...

Not to mention Incredibly brilliant,

Now that I mention it.

This is where megavolt, Quackerjack, bushroot,

And the liquidator Have been sent.

Isn't that the new maximum Security supervillain prison?

Right. I'm going to get in there,

Gain the confidence of Those law-breaking lunatics

And find out where Negaduck's hideout is.

I'll have that gem back in Two shakes of a duck's tail.

Incredibly brilliant, d.W.

But how're you gonna get in?

Simple. I'll get myself arrested.

Nothing personal, But you're not a supervillain.

Oh, no?

Meet jumping quack flash.

The bouncing baron of badness.

Whoa! Nice hat.

So, when do we start?

Not we, launchpad,

I can arrested on my own.

You sure you don't need Any help with this?

Posilutely absotive.

Oh, how humiliating.

All my deadly vices Reduced to scaring crows.

Caw-caw

Why so tense? Negaduck will get us out.

With negaduck, relief comes Fast, fast, fast...

Quackerjack's giving Me the creeps.

Somebody's got to tell him Prison's not supposed to be fun.

Hey, guards, I'm almost out of weeds.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Party down!

Look at him. He's nuts.

He's out of his tree. Completely insane.

Isn't he, My little bulbly wulbly?

Yes, let the cleansing Power of prison life

Wipe away your cares.

And your sanity.

I sure hope those losers Are comfortable in prison.

'cause I'm not bustin' 'em out.

Why should I? I don't need them.

I got the mystic eye.

It'll net me millions.

Those idiots! What a waste of superpowers.

If I had their powers,

This city would be mine In five minutes flat.

Oh, how sweet... A beautiful dove.

The symbol of peace.

Perhaps I should feed it...

To a cat!

Arrroow!

Watch it, You fugitive from a fiddle factory!

This thing is worth a fortune.

How interesting.

If the mystic eye can steal That dove's ability to fly,

Then it can steal the abilities Of those superpowered simpletons.

Looks like I'm gonna visit my Old chums in prison after all.

St. Canard, beware.

There's a new villain in town...

Roller duck!

The wheeled wonder Of wickedness.

I'll just snatch that Yuppy's briefcase

And the cops'll take me in.

Yikes!

Come on, rocket. Nice rocket.

Pretty rocket. Come on, baby, come on!

Why do brave men flee The shadowed form?

Who is this dark Mysterious figure?

He's the mighty Mallard menace...

Demolition duck!

They ought to lock me up just for Wearing this ridiculous outfit.

Ok, no more mr. Nice duck.

I'm gonna march Right into that store

And get myself busted.

Ok, we're leavin' real quiet like. You got me?

Cold cash and hot pastrami...

My kinda heist.

I'm demolition duck And I'm gonna...

Oh, wow, man. How can I ever repay you?

I mean, You stopped those two robbers.

Ha-ha. My mistake.

He's a hero! He stopped those crooks!

Just what this city needs...

A new hero to replace that Ridiculous darkwing duck.

I give up!

What's a duck gotta do to Get arrested in this town?

We don't take kindly to Jaywalking in this town, buddy.

We ought to lock him up just for Wearing this ridiculous outfit.

All right! I'm going to The supervillain prison!

Hang on, pal.

You don't look like A supervillain to me.

What kind of powers do you have?

Aaah... Check this out.

Woof woof! Arf arf!

These frightening Shadow creatures make me

Demolition duck!

A master of terror. Trust me.

Good enough. Off to the superpokey with him.

If there's anything Worse than slop,

It's cold slop.

If negaduck doesn't Break us out soon,

I'm gonna go stir crazy.

You gotta be kiddin'. This place is great.

Look, fellows, Another fine inmate

Brought to you by the st. Canard police force.

When it comes to nabbing hoods,

They've got the goods.

Now to find out where Negaduck's hiding...

I'll just subtly work my Questions into the conversation,

Hiya, fellows.

How ya doing?

Hey, how 'bout this rotten Food, huh?

And speaking of food,

I guess you guys Will be eating caviar

When negaduck Sells that emerald.

Where's he hiding, anyway?

Say, you look familiar...

Well, of course I look familiar.

Demolition duck over here.

The mighty mallard menace.

Champion of chicanery.

Vanguard of villainy.

He's so arrogant.

So 100% egotistical.

So pretentious.

So... Oh, squiggly.

He must be... Darkwing duck!

Uh, oh.

Zap him!

Mulch him!

Slice him and dice him!

Tickle him to death. Ha ha ha.

Ok, you asked for it!

None can withstand The terrifying art

Of shadow puppetry.

Wait a second!

This can't be darkwing duck.

If it were darkwing duck he Would've called me mean names

Like bush brain and melon head.

I think bush brain is right.

Yeah, good thinking, melon head.

Takes one to know one.

I have insinuated myself

Into their confidence.

All that remains is To find a doctor.

An impregnable stronghold, eh?

I love a challenge.

Negaduck can overcome Any security system,

No matter how formidable.

Negaduck crushes all obstacles.

Or vice-versa.

The incredible megavolt,

Forced to waste his Wattage on menial labor.

Revolting!

Now to get closer

And see what I can scoop Out about negaduck.

So, negaduck must be stashed Away pretty good, huh?

You know, 4 out of 5 dentists

Recommend you never Bug a supervillain.

Always listen to your dentist.

Yes! Why didn't I Think of it before...

An aerial assault!

If I don't do something Really destructive soon,

I'll go nuts.

Oh, lookee... A balloonist.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm over the wall.

It's smooth sailing For this duck.

What is the meaning of this?

Warden waddlesworth...

Fancy meeting you here.

I'm afraid there's gonna be A few changes around here.

A little undercover work

Should get me the Inside dope on negaduck.

Liquidator, Word from negaduck...

He's gonna bust us out tonight.

Here's to good friends.

Tonight is kind of special.

I've got to alert the Warden right away.

This is a job for...

Darkwing duck!

Desperate times call For desperate measures.

Negaduck's pulling a Break, warden.

We've got to move Before it's too late.

Beep, beep, beep, beep. News flash.

It's already too late.

My, how time flies.

Move one feather and You're roast duck.

I kept telling him you'd come for Us, negaduck.

Well, I did come for you,

But you're not goin' anywhere!

You see, the mystic eye really Can steal anyone's strength.

At last your powers Will belong to someone

With the brains to use them!

Oh, no!

I am mega-negaduck!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Some days it just doesn't Pay to get outta bed.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I have the combined might Of the entire fearsome five!

You've double-crossed Us, negaduck!

You're toast!

My zap is gone.

I'm microvolt.

Aaahhh! Our powers are gone too!

You imbeciles didn't Deserve these powers.

I'm ruined! Ruined, ruined!

What are you whining about?

You never had any Powers to begin with.

You stole my wackiness.

I did not.

Hee hee hee hoo Hoo hoo ha ha ha.

Ok. Ok. Maybe I did.

Listen, big shot,

I've beaten the fearsome Five singlehandedly

And I can beat you now.

Suck gas, evil-doer.

Ooh, I gather you intend to Do me grievous bodily harm?

Bingo.

Bon jour, boneheads.

I'm off to wallow in Midas destruction.

How come I never Thought of doing that?

Who cares? He's getting away with our powers.

Why did I trust him?

How could I have Been such a sapling?

Tired of being powerless?

Need professional help?

Call darkwing duck.

He's right. Darkwing's the only one

Who can get my wackiness back.

Darkwing, old pal, old enemy,

What say we join forces and Capture that power pincher?

Buzz off, squirts.

I can beat mega-nega-weg

Handled singledly.

I don't need any stinking help.

Ok, maybe just a Little bit of help.

Ah, all right, Enough of this small-potato stuff.

I'm ready for the big time.

I need some kind of A classic disaster

Like a flood.

Aaaah!

Not bad, But a genius of my caliber

Ought to be able to cook Up something better.

Cook...

Oh, I like that. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

I'll just add a little juice.

I've always wanted to try out My recipe for st. Canard stew.

Oh hoo hoo hoo haa haa haa.

I hate that.

Oh, terrific. St. Canard's being parboiled

And you all sit around Drinking weak tea.

We're just trying to put all This hot water to good use.

Weak? Hey, if he's got our powers,

I bet he's got our Weaknesses too.

And who knows our Weaknesses better than us?

Gentleman, Let's get cooperative.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ok, operation achilles Heel, stage one.

Hey, negs, How's the weather up there?

Eighty percent chance Of electrical storms.

100% chance of short circuits.

Can't catch me, big fellow.

Stage two!

Oh, cement!

Yeah, yeah. Another hardened criminal.

Ok, stage three.

Nyaa-nyaa-nyaa-nyaa nyaa nyaa.

Nyaa-nyaa-nyaa-nyaa nyaa nyaa.

Traitors. Villains.

Ungrateful brats.

Another triumph For darkwing duck!

At last, The mystic eye of quacksecoto

Is in safe hands.

Oops.

Problem.

Ah, my old spark has returned.

Hey, guys, now that we've Learned to work as a team,

Let's team up against darkwing.

This time I called Ahead for backup.

Like I always say,

Everyone needs a Little help sometimes.