Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Ha ha ha.

Finally ditched him!

Time to face the Music, negaduck!

Ooh, I love musicals!

How about a little bye-bye, birdie?

Whooaaa!

Ahh, perfect.

That pest will Never find me here.

Wanna bet?

You just got lucky.

There's no such thing as luck.

I did it with Persistence, skill,

And dramatic timing.

[rumbling]

Ta-ta, twerp!

Come back and fight like a duck!

Zoom-golly. Zoom-golly!

Siss-boom-bally-wally!

Who-do voo-doo? Me-do voo-doo!

Who-do voo-doo? He-do voo-doo!

Who-do voo-doo? He-do voo-doo!

Who-do voo-doo? He-do voo-doo!

I command spirits Of magic crystal,

Bring life to that Which has none!

Bring life to that Which has none!

You did it!

You stop fire mountain.

Think of the havoc I could wreak

With that magic doohickey.

So sorry! Gotta run!

Uhh! Duck steal crystal! Stop him!

O.K., negaduck, the jig is up.

There is duck!

Ah, the locals.

Remember, when traveling abroad,

We're all ambassadors Of our country.

Must be a native Welcoming custom.

Ha ha ha.

Give back magic Amulet you stole!

Darkwing duck, steal?

You can't be serious!

O.K, fine. You're serious.

I swear I don't have it,

But I do have... This!

You make witch doctor angry.

You must suffer curse Of eternal bad luck.

Not curse of eternal bad luck!

Boil duck in oil. Skin duck alive.

Anything but that.

Per-e-stroi-ka, bam-bi, dum-bo!

Chic-ken gum-bo!

Bad luck curse. Hah!

I don't believe in Silly superstitions.

Whoaaa!

Give back amulet.

Bad luck only get worse.

Bad luck, my webbed foot.

This could have Happened to anyone.

Luck doesn't enter into it.

Hit it, launchpad!

Imagine that Superstitious witch doctor

Thinking he'd put a Bad luck spell on me.

Negaduck did get away.

He was just lucky... Uh, never mind.

Just hurry, launchpad.

We mustn't be late for My fan club meeting.

I don't want to let my Thousands of admirers down.

Waahh-hah-hah-hah!

Ahem!

Welcome fellow fans, Groupies, and hero worshipers!

Darkwing! Darkwing!

Darkwing! Darkwing!

Darkwing! Darkwing!

Looks like a fund raiser for The save the geeks foundation.

As president of our fan club,

I'm honored to welcome That hero of heroes...

Darkwing duck!

Uh...

What happened?

I'm sure he'll surprise us

With one of his Heroic entrances.

Yaaahh!

See? What'd I tell ya?

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Darkwing... What a guy!

Oh, darkwing! You big hunk, ya! Ha ha ha!

This is my entire fan club?

Kind of underwhelming, huh?

At least the dip's good,

If you like ceiling plaster.

They may not be much, But they're mine.

I've prepared a short, Dignified speech.

Ahem!

Good evening, Throngs of adoring fans.

That really was short.

Hey, gos, What's wrong with d.W.?

He just came down with the World's worst case of klutzititis!

It's probably the Bad luck curse.

That's just a Silly superstition!

Yeah, right.

If this magic Gizmo really works,

I'll turn st. Canard into kitty kibble!

Ha ha ha!

[roar]

[roar]

Chowtime, leo!

Well, it certainly is a Lovely sherbet sculpture,

Uh, miss.

It makes me wish

You were being attacked By some horrible menace...

So I could demonstrate the Fantastic abilities you idolize.

[grrr]

I got to watch what I wish for.

Aah!

O.K., furball, Show me your best stuff.

Whoa! That's pretty good stuff.

Carve him into kitty litter!

Rip duck's feathers out!

Party poopers!

[roar]

I know you're busy,

But tonight's the first Annual darkwing duck parade.

Wouldn't miss it!

Hang on, darkwing!

Ugh! Ugh!

Attacked by a stone lion?

Who could be behind this Psychokinetic phenomena?

Negaduck!

I should have known.

Babalu! Boogalu!

Tar and feather duck!

There is duck!

ciao, boys! No time to play.

I get it!

Negaduck stole the amulet.

Maybe he can give Those natives the slip,

But not darkwing... Aah!

[crash]

Bad luck, d.W.

Looks like you slipped on this.

I've got great luck!

I slipped on a clue!

Once I decipher it,

I'll know what Negaduck is up to!

I've analyzed its Chemical composition.

It's nothing but Ordinary kooky clay.

But what would negaduck Want with kooky clay?

Elementary, my dear launchpad.

Uh-oh.

Aah!

The bad luck curse.

You see? My luck isn't bad.

I could have fallen 1,000 feet to my demise.

Yaahh!

See? My luck isn't bad!

I could have been hit by a car.

You see? My luck isn't bad!

You see? My luck isn't bad.

This clothesline broke my fall.

You see? My luck isn't bad.

At least there's no one here

To witness my humiliation.

Oh, darkwing!

Just in time for your parade.

[wheezing]

Say, pretty nifty disguise.

Oh, ha ha ha...

Disguise? Of course.

I... I don't dress Like this normally.

[bass drum]

Ah, the mighty masked mallard...

Taking a time-out From crimebusting

To join his parade.

Anything for my fan club.

Some fan club.

Looks like a fund raiser

For the save the Geeks foundation.

Time to rain on Darkwing duck's parade.

Suck water, do-gooder!

I'm not standing still for... Aah!

Yes! Darkwing's washed up Like yesterday's laundry.

Get ready to eat those words!

Hah! The only thing that's Gonna be eaten is you!

That little thing's Gonna eat me?

No, that big thing!

Easy there, hipster, ole buddy.

I'm one of your Regular customers.

O.K. Maybe my luck's a little bad.

[rrrhhh]

Uhh! Come on!

Oof! Uhh!

Remind me not to buy any More rip-proof capes.

Now open wide and say, "Rahhh!"

[rahhhh]

Aah!

[negaduck] Goodbye, good guys.

[burp]

Ha ha ha!

At last, darkwing duck is gone!

Gone! Gone! Gone!

I'm free to wreak havoc Without his meddling!

It's partytime.

Ya-hoo!

Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ouch!

We've been swallowed alive By a fast-food stand.

How are we gonna break Through this steel?

I'm thinking.

Hmm... Maybe a little food Would help you think, dad.

Uh, say, this isn't a chili Burger, is it?

Of course not. I know what spicy food does to you.

O.K. Just a little nibble.

Uh-oh.

[gosalyn] Presto. One jalapeño-powered wall smasher.

[darkwing] No more Talk about bad luck.

After all, I broke us out of hamburger hippo.

That's not all you broke.

A mere scratch.

Let's see if that nefarious Negaduck's on the news.

Wrong remote.

Somebody call a doctor.

I'll get one, dad.

Ooh!

Excuse me. I'm looking for Duck in ridiculous costume.

There is duck!

Ohh... Where's the doctor?

Witch doctor!

I don't care. Any doctor... Except that one.

Now you believe in curse Of eternal bad luck?

I believe! Just uncurse me.

First give back magic crystal Amulet that bring life.

Bring life?

Aha! So that's how Negaduck's doing it!

My diabolical double Has your amulet.

Magic very dangerous In wrong hands.

But d.W.'s got that curse.

Take it off so he Can get it back.

Okey-doke. I remove curse now.

Boom-bolly, zoom-zolly, Good-golly, miss molly!

Ah-choo!

Whoa! Whew.

Big bummer.

Can't remove curse Without rattle.

Where do you think you're going?

You're cursed, remember?

To the kooky clay factory.

When negaduck runs out of Clay, I'll be waiting.

Don't worry about That silly curse.

Oohhhhh!

Uh... Ha ha, ahem.

I just thought I'd Catch up on my reading.

There. That's 2 tons of the stuff.

Enough kooky clay To last for years!

Too bad st. Canard won't last that long.

Trains, planes, national monuments... All at my command.

With all that power, Who can stop me?

I am the terror that... [coughing]

Uhh! Oow! All right!

Who put the banana peel there?

It's the terror that Trips in the night.

Very funny. We'll see who gets the last laugh!

Looks like I get the last Laugh, darkwimp. Ha! Ha!

Uhh! Oh, yeah?

I'll get an even Laster last laugh.

Ha ha ha!

Wait!

D.W., the elevator's...

Aah!

[crash]

[launchpad] Out of order.

A little setback never Stopped darkwing duck.

Quick! The stairs!

[negaduck] arrivederci, ducky!

Sorry to beat and run.

Guess again, negaduck!

Let's get dangerous.

Whoa! Aah! Waah!

[negaduck] Missed me! You missed me!

I didn't want to Get this dangerous.

Don't worry. I'll handle this.

Yeah, yeah, aaah.

No bad luck curse Can stop this duck.

Ouch.

Going doooown!

D.W.!

Ooh! Ooh! Pooh!

I gotcha, d.W.

We shall fight them On the beaches.

I'm a menace to myself And the community.

We'll find a way to cure you.

Ouchie!

Uh... Sooner or later.

Don't worry about negaduck.

Another crimefighter Will save the day.

Another crimefighter?

That's absolutely...

Correct.

Another crimefighter probably Could do better than me.

It's gonna take Desperate measures

To snap dad out of this.

O.K., take off the blindfolds.

Oh, golly, golly, golly.

Darkwing's secret hideout.

Just like I always pictured it.

Guess what.

Your fave hero is Calling it quits,

Throwing in the cape.

Aah! Aah!

O.K.

O.K.

O.K.

Stop blubbering!

I can't let negaduck Take over the world.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night.

Yes, darkwing.

I am the itch you cannot reach.

I am darkwing duck!

Get those civilians outta here!

I can't pay attention To bad luck.

On the other hand,

It's not a bad idea To be prepared.

I'll show 'em who's top duck.

I'll destroy the city with Its own greatest landmark!

Quick! To the thunderquack!

Come on, dad! This is no time to goof around.

[roar]

Ha ha ha ha!

Today st. Canard, tomorrow the world!

I always wanted to say that.

[roar]

My own hideout, attacking the city. We've got to stop it!

If only it'd trip on Something like you do.

Good idea, gos.

Launchpad, I have a plan.

[roar]

Nobody messes with my toys And gets away with it.

I'm always prepared For emergencies.

Time to clip your wings, duckie!

Ha ha ha ha!

Nice work, launchpad.

I guess my luck is Finally changing.

Ahem.

We have a minor Technical problem.

Make that major!

Aah! Aah!

Wrong bag.

All right, evildoer. Suck...

Sushi.

O.K. Enough theatrics.

Gimme that magic amulet.

Ha! Once again, darkwing duck

Daringly turns defeat into...

Disaster!

Uh-oh.

End of the line.

You've run out of luck, duck.

au contraire. I've got luck for us both.

It just happens to be bad luck.

Good thing I don't Buy rip-proof capes

Like some ducks.

[negaduck] Puh-roblem.

That was too close.

Ouchie.

The witch doctor left?

Ooh! I knew he'd double-cross me!

But you won't roll off Into the water again.

He didn't double-cross you.

He got his spare magic rattle.

Bippity-boppity-boo, Mcgraw-mcgee-mcgoo!

Rumba, tango, bossa-no-va, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah-doo!

I'm cured! No more curse!

I can do anything I want!

Look out, dad! The ropes!

Guess I shouldn't press my luck.

[glub glub glub]