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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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This is the desert...
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A cruel oven where the
Sand is the baking dish
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And mystery is the casserole.
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Gosalyn, quit wasting tape!
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It would be nice to
Have a little left
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For our actual vacation.
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You don't want to
Stunt the growth
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Of a young and up-and-coming
Filmmaker, do you?
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Here's your close-up, launchpad.
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Show us the real you.
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Launchpad!
Keep your eyes on the road!
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This is great!
I love the tension, the pathos.
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After this I'll be ready for
Some big-time slasher films.
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Then, pow!
The megabucks start rolling in.
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Sure. That's what you said about
Your chain of lemonade stands.
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It would've worked if launchpad
Hadn't drunk the profits.
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I was thirsty.
Building lemonade stands is hard work.
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What was that?
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I don't know but
Here it comes again!
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Boy, night sure comes
On fast in these parts.
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Well, here's the best that
Cowboy doug's dude ranch
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Has to offer.
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Hope you all like it.
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I should do a western.
That's classic cinema.
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But the idea's gonna
Need some top spin.
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Maybe some chain saw zombies.
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Give it a rest.
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The point of a
Vacation is to relax.
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And you can relax to
Your heart's content
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Soon as I fix this bed.
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That thing was as tight
As ma's corset ties
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Why would we need a third bed?
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Beats me,
But that's what you ordered.
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Sorry. No refunds.
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And remember, breakfast at six
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Cowpoke aerobics at seven.
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Night, y'all.
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Excellent.
At least we have a tv.
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Gosalyn, we're supposed to
Be getting back to basics.
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Dad, it's a black and white set.
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How basic can you get?
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If I knew you were
Packing this much
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I would have rented a forklift.
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It's not mine.
We experimental filmmakers travel light.
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If it's not yours, whose is it?
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Launchpad?
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Dad! Over here. Hurry!
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We didn't come all
The way out here
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Just to watch sleazy
Sci-fi movies.
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Look at those cheap alien suits.
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You can almost see the zippers.
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And look how
Launchpad's overacting.
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Launchpad?!
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When did he do a movie?
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Dad, these are my home videos.
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I think I'm beginning
To remember.
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Keen gear! Real aliens!
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Eat your heart out, spielberg.
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I'm gettin' a close-up.
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Hey!
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Are you crazy?
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You don't know
What they're after.
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To them,
We could be the lunch special
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At the galactic bar and grill.
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I think I know these guys.
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So, what brings you boys
To this neck of the woods?
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Hey! Come back with my sidekick!
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Or at least hold
Still till I focus.
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Watch it now. You're tickling.
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Come back here,
You kidnapping cowards!
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Looking for a close
Encounter, uglies?
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Well, encounter this.
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He must've zapped us
With a memory eraser.
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That's why we forgot
About launchpad.
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Well, they didn't realize they
Were dealing with darkwing duck.
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The devoted darkwing duck
Delves into the desert
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Diehardedly digging
For documentation
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Of his pardner's departing.
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Aliens!
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Some alien, dad.
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Well, one never knows
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What fiendish form an
Extraterrestrial might take.
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So there.
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Launchpad has all the luck.
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I'd make a great specimen.
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Why couldn't the
Aliens abduct me?
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Perhaps your reputation
Precedes you.
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Funny.
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Hey, look!
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I found a clue.
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And before you too.
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This isn't a clue.
It's just a flashlight.
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Ok. Yeah, fine, it could be a clue.
Sure.
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Wow! Dad, we're about to have
Our second close encounter,
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And I wasn't too happy
About the first one.
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Stay behind me, gosalyn.
I'll handle this.
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How could you
Misplace the atomizer?
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Stop!
Once we return to zarlox 5,
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I'm gonna see you
Boiled in crebus oil
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And left out for the zavacos.
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These guys don't look so tough.
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Now find that atomizer.
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You see the trouble
You've caused.
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We'll take out atomizer
Back now if you don't mind.
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Sure. Right after you
Hand over launchpad.
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Oh, a threat.
How typically earthling.
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Heeeey!
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Put me down!
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All right. Special effects.
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The atomizer, please.
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Thank you.
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Fantastic, dad,
But I was switching batteries.
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I need a retake.
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The memories of these matters
Shouldn't have worn off.
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Perhaps I'll use a
More permanent method
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Of dealing with them.
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Don't worry about it, bleeb.
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They're with me.
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As you wish, launchpad.
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Sorry about that,
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But you know how extraterrestrials
Get carried away,
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I bet they dissected you and
Stuck you under a microscope.
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Can I see your stitches?
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Oh, nothing like that, gosalyn.
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These guys are really nice.
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In fact,
We're kind of like old friends.
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You see,
I didn't always love to fly.
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In fact,
I was afraid of heights.
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Of course, that doesn't go over
Real big with a family of pilots.
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So, dad decided that
The only way to cure me
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Was to take me flying
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While he practiced his
Routine for the air show.
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It certainly did
Teach me one thing...
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Always make sure you
Fasten your seat belt.
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I thought I'd eaten
My last birthday cake.
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But that's when I met tia.
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It was like at first sight.
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In fact, I liked her so much,
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That I forgot to be afraid.
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To pay her back for
Teaching me to like flying,
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I showed her how to have fun.
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Something she didn't get
To do much on her planet.
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Oh yeah, she also helped
Me with my landings.
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Ahhh! Aliens!
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But first she needed a disguise
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To make her look more
Like an earthling.
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Gee, I wish this could go
Faster, don't you?
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Yep, it was the most
Fun I've ever had.
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Until they came for her.
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I was zapped back to my dad
Like nothing ever happened.
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You're looking a little
Woozy, son.
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Maybe we better go back down.
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So why did they come back?
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They came for me.
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You see,
Since tia and I first met,
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She's become queen
Of the galaxy.
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Wow!
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Nice promotion.
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But what's that
Got to do with you?
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Launchpad and tia are to umpah.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You watch your language.
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Ha, ha, ha.
It's not what you think, d.W.
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Tia and I are getting married.
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I'll be the new
King of the galaxy.
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Talk about a credibility gap.
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Way to go, launchpad.
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Give me the galactic film
Rights and I'll cut you in
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For 15% of the profits,
Gross, of course.
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Cut the show biz buzz, gosalyn.
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I want to know the real reason
She wants to marry launchpad.
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Face it,
He's not even a homeowner.
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You inferior being!
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You dare question
The queen's choice?
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For that,
The punishment is deevolution.
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Ha! I've had worse shocks
From my living room rug.
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Ha! Yourself.
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Oh, dad!
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We have crossed galactic quadrant
To return to your planet.
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You see, darkwing,
We need launchpad.
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Ours is an ancient race,
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Who in the pursuit of
Science and progress,
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Became cold and unemotional.
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We lost sight of life's
Simple pleasures.
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Speaking of simple pleasures,
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How 'bout evolving my dad into
Something with a backbone.
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I'm sorry. Of course. Bleeb.
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Ooh, all right.
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But I don't like his attitude.
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Listen you,
I ought to take your...
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Ha ha, bon appetit,
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You friend, launchpad,
Gave me the gift of laughter.
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Hey there, go on,
Get out of here, you nuts.
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Gee, launchpad,
I'm sure gonna miss you.
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Will you visit?
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Sure, whenever I'm
In the solar system.
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Are you sure you're
Doing the right thing?
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Until now I rated being
From the same planet
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Pretty high on the old
Compatibility chart.
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But tia thinks I can do
A lot of good out there.
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But you're already doing
A lot of good down here.
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Ah, d.W.
Doesn't need me to fight crime.
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Besides, I always figured
You'd be taking my spot
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Sooner or later.
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But, launchpad,
No one can take your spot.
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Such emotional excess...
How sloppy.
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So, tell me, bleeb,
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Just what will launchpad's
Kingly duties be?
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He'll be required to
Oversee umflata matters,
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Become chairman of
The galactic council,
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And tend to all interstellar
Transmodulations.
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Launchpad? Are you sure
You have the right mcquack?
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Questioning the
Queen's choice again?
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Now that I think of it,
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Getting umpahed is a big step.
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You guys are asking
Me to leave my home,
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My family, my friends,
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Even my planet.
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Not to mention my ant farm
And bottle cap collection.
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Marriage means commitment,
Responsibilities,
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A mortgage with a
Balloon payment...
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This is the most important
Decision of my entire life.
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I'm gonna need a lot of
Time to think this over.
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You have until tomorrow.
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Ok.
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Places, everybody!
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00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,832
You're kidding me!
If "Space boys of gower gulch"
258
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,290
Is gonna be a cross
Genre mega-hit,
259
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,333
We're gonna need a bigger cast.
260
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,707
Wow! Clones!
I can have a cast of thousands!
261
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,583
Hope they work for scale.
262
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,374
I can't believe l.P.
Is going along with this wedding.
263
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,165
Either those sneaky e.T.S
Are up to something.
264
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:38,874
Or love is a lot
Blinder than I thought.
265
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,000
Now if only I could get
Inside to check things out.
266
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,708
Here's my ticket now.
267
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,290
There's no place on any planet
268
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,416
That darkwing duck
Can't sneak into.
269
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,999
Now the daring detective
Dallies with danger
270
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,499
To uncover a plot
Of alien intrigue.
271
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,999
Quit daddling.
We've got important work to do
272
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,874
Before the royal umpah.
273
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,582
[ beeping ]
274
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,874
Don't backtalk me.
We must deal with the earthling
275
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,124
Before the ceremony.
276
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:21,083
I knew it!
I guess I'll just follow them.
277
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,166
I told you you were
Hearing things.
278
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,833
I'm nothing if not resourceful.
279
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,290
Ooh, yuk!
280
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,290
And me without a bromo.
281
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,832
I've done it!
282
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,832
The first perfect
Computerized brain transplant!
283
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,208
And now, to test it.
284
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,582
No. No. No. No.
It's much too smart!
285
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,375
This is, of course,
All your fault.
286
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,166
I hope I can fix it.
287
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,457
There.
288
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,500
Now let's try that again.
289
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,125
Excellent. A perfect match.
290
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,582
Once this baby's inside
The earthling's skull,
291
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,457
I'll not only control him,
292
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,165
But, through him, the queen.
293
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,415
And through her, the galaxy.
294
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,874
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
295
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,999
Though I really should test
It in an earthling body first.
296
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,624
You won't be testing
It on anybody!
297
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,332
Not with darkwing duck here!
298
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,000
Duck? More like a guinea pig.
299
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,875
Gee, I feel so lightheaded.
300
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:03,124
Ok. Ok, darkwing, don't panic.
301
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,415
You've seen worse.
You've seen much worse.
302
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,999
No you haven't! Waaaa!
303
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,708
I'm a brain without a body!
304
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,332
It's me! I mean, it's my body!
305
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,708
Yo! Brainless! Over here!
306
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,290
You heard me! You heard me!
307
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,332
You're my whatever.
Now, listen...
308
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,875
You have to... Waaaa!
309
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,499
I'd say the experiment was a success.
Wouldn't you?
310
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:37,249
And as a bonus,
I now have launchpad's best friend
311
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,499
To bring him to my lab.
312
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,874
Then you two can have a real
Meeting of the minds, ha-ha-ha!
313
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,374
He thinks he's won.
314
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,499
Well, not while I have
One synapse sparking.
315
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,957
I am the cover that
Flaps in the night.
316
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,374
I am the headache in
The criminal mind.
317
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,708
I am darkwing's brain!
318
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,499
Hang on, launchpad! I'm coming!
319
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,874
Oh, launchpad,
I think you look wonderful.
320
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,957
That's good, 'cause the last
Time I saw something like this
321
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,624
It was because the anchovies
On my pizza went bad.
322
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,457
Tia, are you sure
About this umpah thing?
323
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,332
We barely know each other.
324
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,207
Well, I know you are kind
And have a good heart.
325
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,874
The rest will come
326
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,249
And it will mean
Much to the galaxy.
327
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,124
Well, I must be fitted
For my wedding gown.
328
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,750
I'll see you soon.
329
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,625
Great! I found him before bleeb.
330
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,332
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
331
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,415
Steady, l.P.
332
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,165
The king of the
Galaxy has to get used
333
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,291
To all types of
Disgusting aliens.
334
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,624
What is it, boy?
Are you trying to tell me something?
335
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,707
Let's try one bounce
For yes and two for no.
336
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,874
Ah, wait. And three for maybe,
337
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,500
Four for you're getting
Warmer, five for...
338
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,457
Oh, I get it. You want to play.
339
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,458
How 'bout a little b-ball?
340
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:10,000
Hey, d.W., think fast!
341
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,582
There's gotta be someplace
Where I can plug into a tv.
342
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,165
Ah, whoa! Keen gear!
343
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,250
Orson welles never
Had a shot like this.
344
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,957
And bring launchpad to the lab.
345
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,457
Darkwing duck's brain
Is of no use to us.
346
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,707
Dad?
347
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,457
It's launchpad's
Brain we must replace.
348
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,415
Ok, you brain-sucking alien,
349
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,582
Welcome to "Totally
Embarrassing videos."
350
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,582
Once I've replaced
The earthling's brain,
351
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,375
It'll be nothing
More than my puppet.
352
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,124
The queen will listen
To his every word.
353
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,166
And his words will be mine.
354
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,874
Hey! Ooh!
355
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,707
So the little director
Is making a film.
356
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,416
Well, I have some
Shooting of my own to do.
357
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,457
Nice hook shot, d.W.
358
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,499
But do we have to
Go to the lab now?
359
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,207
I'm just gettin' warmed up.
360
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,165
Ok, that's it!
361
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,707
Time for a little
Mind over mallard.
362
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,457
Hyah!
363
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,458
Whoa!
364
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,750
Boy, those guys play rough.
365
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:39,000
Give my regards to
The primordial soup.
366
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,875
Look out!
367
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,875
Nice work, guys.
368
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,415
Well, thanks for the
Brain wash-and-dry,
369
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,249
But I'll still have to inform
The authorities about you.
370
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,749
I'm afraid your planet is not
Ready for that information.
371
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,500
Don't worry, kid.
I'll cut you in on the book deal.
372
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,832
Hey, I understand, guys.
373
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,375
No hard feelings.
374
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:25,333
Hey! Oops,
Now how'd those get in there?
375
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,749
I wish I could make you change your
Mind, launchpad.
376
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:34,499
Gee, tia, it takes more than
Fun to make an umpah work.
377
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,707
Besides, d.W. Needs me.
378
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,290
I'm sure you'll find
The perfect guy someday.
379
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:43,749
Ouch! You guys got a weird
Way of asking for souvenirs.
380
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,000
Goodbye, launchpad.
381
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,582
Gosalyn, quit wasting tape.
382
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,874
It would be nice to
Have a little left
383
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,124
For our actual vacation.
384
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,832
Come on, dad.
You don't want to stunt the growth
385
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,458
Of a young and up-and-coming
Filmmaker, do you?
386
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,374
Hey, what's to cry
About, little lady?
387
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,125
Come on, let's plan some fun.
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