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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[sirens]
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[panting]
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That do-gooder duck
Will never find me here.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night,
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A special news bulletin
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That interrupts
Your favorite show.
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I am darkwing...
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Keen gear, a real supervillain.
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Let's squish him.
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Gosalyn, you're supposed to
Be home studying geography.
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This is much more educational.
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I'll deal with you later.
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Right now, let's get dangerous.
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Moliarty, you're cornered
Like the rat you are.
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Wrong rodent, duck.
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A rat could never do this.
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Dig straight through
The planet if you want.
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You'll never escape
The midnight mallard.
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I ditched him.
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He really did dig straight
Through the planet.
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You're right, launchpad.
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This is kung pao city.
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I told you this was educational.
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I'm learning about
Geography already.
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He's gettin' away, d.W.
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Fear not, faithful sidekick.
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Darkwing duck has
The situation...
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Well in hand.
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Woopsy.
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Yaahh!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa! Whoa! Gak!
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Once again,
The dauntless darkwing duck
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Deftly defeats the demon's
Devious, uh, uh...
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Deviltry.
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Deviltry.
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Don't you know
Somebody in kung pao?
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My old quack fu
Instructor, goose lee.
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I studied with him
Longer than anyone.
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And you still never
Earned your black belt.
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D.W. Could never get
One move right...
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Just never mind.
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We'll surprise old master lee.
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He'll be impressed
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That grubworm is now the
Mighty masked mallard.
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Grubworm? Grubworm?
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A pet name.
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He used it with
The utmost respect.
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[gosalyn] Uh-huh. Right.
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O.K., so he didn't respect me.
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So I only started fighting crime
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To win his approval.
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Anything wrong with that?
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Oh, golly-gosh no, dad.
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I'll make him respect me
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If I have to break
Every bone in my body.
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I'll show master lee
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That I've perfected all the
Fighting techniques he taught me...
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The web kick...
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The dreaded nostril flip...
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And, of course,
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The unstoppably
Savage belly bounce.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Uh, lemme guess.
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You couldn't get the
Belly bounce right.
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Correct.
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I hope master lee
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Won't be offended by my
Dashing crimefighter's attire.
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He took a vow of poverty.
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Lives in a humble shack.
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Wow! I wish we lived
In a humble shack.
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That's goose lee?
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Morty, baby,
Wait'll ya see my next video...
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the quack fu diet...
Fight fat with your feet.
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Ciao, babes. Let's do dim sum.
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So, grubworm,
You return at last.
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Um... Ahem.
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I have read of your adventures.
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You've turned out to be
Master lee's greatest...
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What's the word?
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Pupil? Disciple?
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Disappointment.
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You have abandoned
The ways of quack fu.
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You use machines, gas gun,
Jet plane, motorcycle.
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And you have never
Mastered the belly bounce.
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So, I've abandoned the
Ways of quack fu, huh?
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What about you,
Mr. Quack fu diet?
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One day master lee awoke
To a great revelation.
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If he utilized mass
Marketing strategy,
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He could guide more students
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Along the true path of quack fu.
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Suddenly, I'm rolling in dough.
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Books, video, action figures.
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It was incredible.
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But humble master lee
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Has an even greater dream.
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This, my friends,
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Is that dream.
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Behold, ninja land.
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Millions will come and learn
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The true path to enlightenment.
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Do you still think
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Master lee has
Abandoned quack fu?
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No. Did I say that?
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What I really meant to say
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Was please teach me.
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Put me back on the true path.
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Yes.
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Now, stop blubbering on my robe.
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It's silk.
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Thank you. I won't let you down.
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I must shoot an advertisement
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For my latest video...
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quick quack fu with
Master lee's honeys.
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I will film your training
For the commercial.
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I'm a consummate actor.
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You're strolling through
The park with a date
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When suddenly, ninja attack.
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How can you protect your
Weak and helpless date?
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Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
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She protected her
Weak and helpless date
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Using the ancient
Art of quack fu.
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Master lee can teach these
Techniques to anyone,
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Even a flabby wimp like this.
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Isn't this great, gos?
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D.W.'s in a real tv commercial.
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Golly gee, sure is exciting.
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About as exciting as
Watching grout mildew.
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Tell dad I'm going to see
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The cultural highlights
Of kung pao city,
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Like the video arcade.
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With my training,
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This poor slob
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Will become a mighty ball
Of martial arts fury.
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He'll be able to employ moves
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Like the eyelid twist...
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The navel spin...
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B-b-b-ba!
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And the most devastating
Move of all...
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Not the belly bounce.
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The belly bounce.
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Master lee will
Teach you all this
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In quick quack fu with
Master lee's honeys.
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So order now.
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Cut!
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So how did I do, master lee?
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Adequately, grubworm.
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Now let's try it with
Film in the camera.
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There's gotta be a video arcade
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Somewhere in this city.
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I need action.
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[gosalyn] Not that much action!
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Uh-oh.
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O.K., you pajama-wearin' yahoos,
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Take your best...
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Oof! Oof!
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Thanks, pal.
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You saved my... [gasp]
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Honker?
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I saved your honker?
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No. You look like... Never mind.
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I'm gosalyn mallard.
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Thanks for rescuing me.
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I'm duk ling.
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And we're not out
Of the woods yet.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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I disapprove of this machine.
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The longer gosalyn
Stays at a video arcade,
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The sooner I go
To the poorhouse.
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Help! They're stealing
The dragon's horn!
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Help!
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[man] Help!
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Sounds like trouble.
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Mayhem at the museum.
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If this doesn't
Impress master lee,
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Nothing will.
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Suck gas, you ninja nincompoops.
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What was the first
Thing I taught you?
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A quack fu warrior
Needs only himself?
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O.K. Stand back.
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You don't want ninja
Splattered all over you.
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Prepare to face darkwing
Duck's fearsome fists of fury.
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First, the beak bash. Hi-yah!
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Then the toe twister.
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Hi-yo!
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And finally,
The double web-kick.
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Grubworm, use the belly bounce.
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I can't do the belly bounce.
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Besides,
These guys are battered,
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Bamboozled, and beaten.
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They're completely...
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Helpless.
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The second thing I taught you?
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Never turn your back on a ninja.
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To redeem yourself,
Overcome your foolishness.
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Grubworm,
You must undergo the quack tao.
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The quack tao? The quack tao?
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What's the quack tao again?
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Who are these
Ninja bozos anyway?
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Why are they after us?
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The ninjas have been
Terrorizing my neighborhood,
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Trying to chase everyone out.
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Some big developer
Wants the land.
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[duk ling] What'll we do?
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Um...
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Ah, forget the kids.
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Come on, duk ling.
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These guys must be part
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Of an international ring of
Criminal alien ninja zombie spies.
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This looks like a job
For gosalyn mallard,
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Crimebuster!
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Fellow followers of the master,
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Our work is nearly done.
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We have obtained...
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The sacred horn!
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We'll find the ancient
Dragon of kung pao
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And put the horn in place,
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Bringing the great dragon...
To life!
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Anyone who stands in our way...
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Anyone who stands in our way...
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Uh... Well... Uh...
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Shall die.
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Shall die! Shall die!
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The legendary ancient
Dragon of kung pao.
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This stuff is for real?
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We just might need
A teensy bit of help
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On this one.
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Let's vamoose.
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Uh...
Girl scout cookies, anyone?
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[gulp]
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Duk ling, help!
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Duk ling!
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[gosalyn] Duk ling,
You coward, come back!
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That spineless chicken!
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That wimp!
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He oughtta change his
Name to weak ling.
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I'm gonna wring his...
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I thought you were a wimp.
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You kick down iron doors.
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00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,207
Why didn't you
Fight those ninjas?
269
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:28,374
I did not want to hurt anyone.
270
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,249
If they bring that dragon back,
271
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,124
People will get hurt.
272
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,582
We gotta tell darkwing.
273
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,291
Darkwing who?
274
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,582
[master lee] Remember grubworm,
275
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,082
The belly bounce ensures success
276
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,499
In any situation.
277
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,125
Observe.
278
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:53,000
Hah! Boards don't hit back.
279
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:59,166
Of course, I could be wrong.
280
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:03,166
And now the quack tao!
281
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,333
Hey! Hey!
282
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,332
[master lee] Now you live or die
283
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:15,332
With nothing to save
You but your belly.
284
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,499
[darkwing] Hey! Stop all this!
285
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,082
It's gonna leave a mark!
286
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,582
Darkwing!
287
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,082
Darkwing!
288
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,582
I'm learning the belly bounce,
289
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,165
To retrieve the dragon's horn.
290
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,582
But we've seen the horn!
291
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,583
[whistles]
292
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,499
Hold it, guys.
293
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,624
You've seen the horn?
294
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,999
All these ninjas...
295
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,999
Are bringing to life...
296
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,499
This giant dragon...
297
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,999
[duk ling] In the jungle.
298
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,999
An old wives' tale.
299
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,874
There's no such dragon.
300
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:49,999
I've seen it.
A dragon statue in the jungle.
301
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,124
We must stop them.
302
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,082
Just to prove this is nonsense,
303
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,082
We will go see this dragon.
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,999
[darkwing] I may have trouble
With the belly bounce,
305
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,499
But at sleuthing,
306
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,707
No one beats st.
Canard's crafty caped crime-crusher!
307
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,957
No minute detail
Escapes the trained eye
308
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,457
Of darkwing du...
309
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,082
Ow!
310
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,875
The dragon!
311
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,832
[master lee] The legend is true.
312
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,582
The ancient dragon exists.
313
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,999
What now?
314
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,874
Let's blow it up.
315
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,582
That's your solution
To everything.
316
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,999
It works on clogged sinks.
317
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,124
As the proverb says,
318
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,582
"When monkey and squirrel
Argue, lion wins."
319
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,582
What's that supposed to mean?
320
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,249
The game's over.
321
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,707
With the dragon,
322
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,499
I'll chase everyone
Off that property
323
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,999
And start building ninja land.
324
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,415
You're the one scaring us
Out of our neighborhood,
325
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:55,249
And I led you to the dragon.
Rats!
326
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,290
I don't believe it.
327
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,832
Master lee... A common criminal.
328
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,582
You'll be my partner, my heir.
329
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,415
Whaddaya say?
330
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,874
I say...
331
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,875
Suck gas!
332
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,833
[coughing]
333
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,457
Your loss, grubworm.
334
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,625
Get 'em, boys!
335
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,082
No more mr. Nice duck!
336
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,500
Hi-yaaaah!
337
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,874
[duk ling] Sorry.
I hope that didn't hurt.
338
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,457
My apologies.
339
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,874
I'm not usually like this.
340
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,625
Excuse me.
341
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,457
Way to go, duk ling!
342
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,707
D.W., the dragon!
343
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,707
I've done it!
344
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,165
The dragon's mine!
345
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,500
Nothing can stop me now!
346
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,000
Nothing can stop me now!
347
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,457
Oh, great ancient dragon,
348
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,957
You are mine to command.
349
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,707
Let me hear your fearsome roar!
350
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,374
Ah!
351
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,207
Goo goo ga ga!
352
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
Huh?
353
00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:30,374
Hey, it's just a baby.
354
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,415
It's 2,000 years old.
355
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,874
Maybe for dragons that's young.
356
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,208
Toys!
357
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,457
No, you idiot! Forget them.
358
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:45,832
Take me to kung pao city.
Do what I say!
359
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,875
Nobody panic.
Darkwing duck's on the job.
360
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,208
O.K. Now you can panic.
361
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,374
Toys!
362
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,082
Wanna pway!
363
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,958
Aah! Aah!
364
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,290
[darkwing] Avalanche!
365
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,125
In here!
366
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,874
[dragon sniffing]
367
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,000
Toys?
368
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,874
Ha ha ha!
369
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,750
Toys!
370
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,374
Uh, everyone o.K.?
371
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,874
I'm o.K., d.W.,
372
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,082
Aside from being
Doomed to death.
373
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,290
Where did I go wrong?
374
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,290
I wanted to spread
Quack fu wisdom.
375
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,290
Don't beat yourself up.
376
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,749
I'll do it!
377
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,374
We trusted you,
378
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,749
And you set a giant
Monster loose.
379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,332
You're some pal.
380
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,290
No time for recriminations.
381
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000
Time to dig.
382
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,749
[dragon gurgles]
383
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,875
Wanna pway!
384
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,332
Ah!
385
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,625
Toys!
386
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,708
Rowah skates!
387
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,499
Ooh!
388
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,290
Choo-choo!
389
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,458
Whoo!
390
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,583
Twain wide!
391
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,625
Choo-choo bwoken!
392
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,582
Toy boat!
393
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,375
Toy boat!
394
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,999
The dragon's been through here.
395
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,374
Amazing deduction, launchpad.
396
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,875
Devise a plan, grubworm.
397
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,999
I've waited years to say this...
398
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,749
Quit calling me grubworm!
399
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,249
I hate it!
400
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,833
I am darkwing duck!
401
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,250
[darkwing] And we'll
Handle this dragon my way.
402
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,707
Oh, draggie-poo!
403
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,582
Lookie what unca
Darkwing's got you.
404
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,250
Ice cweam!
405
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,875
Ice cweam!
406
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,374
Now!
407
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,708
Oops!
408
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,332
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
409
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:22,875
Darkwing duck scores
Another smash success.
410
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,290
Faw down an' go boom!
411
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,415
Darkwing, my son, speak to me.
412
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,374
Wattle!
413
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,415
Yaahh!
414
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:37,165
He called me s-s-son.
415
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,749
Ooh, wattle! Wattle!
416
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,708
Ha ha ha!
417
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,624
D.W.,
The dragon took master lee.
418
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,249
He called me... Son!
419
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,957
O.K., dragon...
420
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,000
Let's get dangerous!
421
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,499
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
422
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,165
I am the bubble gum that
Sticks in your hair.
423
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:09,082
I am darkwing duck!
424
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,208
Perhaps I overdid
The terror thing.
425
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,708
Tuh-rouble!
426
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:31,707
That was the finest belly
Bounce I've ever seen.
427
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,624
Now I can call you
A true warrior.
428
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:39,249
You better call me
A doctor instead.
429
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,624
Well, d.W.,
You got your quack fu black belt,
430
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,165
Master lee got ninja land,
431
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,707
And the dragon got
What he wanted...
432
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,582
To play all day long.
433
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:56,707
And master lee taught me
About marketing strategy.
434
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,332
I'll produce half-hour videos...
435
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,832
self-defense the darkwing way.
436
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,707
Yeah, right, dad.
437
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,707
Who'd wanna sit and watch you
438
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,000
For half an hour?
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