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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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This is the city.
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It could be any city.
It could be yours,
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But it's my city!
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night,
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The fingernail on the
Blackboard of your soul,
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And, most importantly,
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I'm the owner of mallard gardens
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With two hotels on it.
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Yeah.
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Nothing like playing
A friendly parlor game
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And reducing a loved one to poverty,
Bankruptcy, and humiliation.
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I know what you mean.
I own mallard gardens.
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Those are my hotels.
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There's gotta be a game
You can beat me at.
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We've covered them all,
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Except trivial trivia...
The swahili edition.
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You don't speak swahili.
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I don't either, so it's even.
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I'll get it.
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No, dad.
I know just where it is.
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Launchpad, how's it goin'?
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I'm about finished
Cleaning your room,
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But I'm not sure
About your homework.
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I won the game, fair and square.
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How was I to know
You spoke swahili?
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All right, I'll help.
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You will?
Boy, you're sure swell.
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What are friends for?
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Here's one that's got
My propellers spinning.
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How do you spell... Yipes!
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Yipes? That's easy.
Y-I-p-e... Yipes!
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Why don't you spell
It in swahili?
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I didn't hear you come in.
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I heard you.
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You ought to be ashamed
Using a friend like this.
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You ought to be grounded for...
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[alarm rings]
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My alarm terminal!
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Phew! Saved by the bell.
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[alarm stops]
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High tech-arama. What is it?
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My new crime-fighting
Apparatus...
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The darkwing remote
Alarm terminal.
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Using strategically
Placed sensors,
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It's detected a
Crime in progress.
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Where? Where?
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I knew I left something out,
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But we live in the age
Of instant communication.
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this is krym...
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all crime all the time.
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the botanical research lab on
Fleegle street's been broken into.
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now back to america's
Funniest misdemeanors.
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Hey, wait for me!
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Uh!
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Where do you think you're going?
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To solve crimes, strike terror
Into the hearts of evildoers,
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And maybe scarf a burger?
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No. Zero possibility.
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You're grounded until
You learn your lesson.
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Friendship's a two-way street.
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Don't use friends,
You help them.
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Right.
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Lemme get this straight.
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I shouldn't use friends.
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I should help them.
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It's a two-way street.
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Wait a minute.
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Fleegle street's
A two-way street,
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And dad and launchpad
Are friends.
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That means I should help them!
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Do I learn my
Lessons fast or what?
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So, the world thinks
I'm a monster...
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A horrible, ugly,
Mutant, plant monster.
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Well, as soon as formula
Iq2u is perfected,
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I won't be alone.
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One tiny little drop
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And any vegetation will mutate
Into an intelligent plant...
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Like me.
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Spike, the final ingredient...
Plutonium plant plasma.
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[bushroot] Spike!
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The plasma... Fetch the plasma!
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And be careful.
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Plutonium plant plasma is the
World's most powerful growth hormone.
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Now there's only one
Thing left to do...
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Cackle madly.
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Ha!
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night,
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The spinach that
Sticks to your teeth!
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I'm darkwing duck.
Where did everyone go?
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Maybe you need a shorter intro.
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Maybe somebody needs a
Shorter pet fly trap.
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Peek-a-boo, broccoli brain!
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Remind me to prune you later.
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Prepare to suck weed killer!
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Time for a little tree
Action, spike.
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Sorry, bushbrain,
But there are no trees in here.
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Whoa, that's what I
Call little tree action.
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Ow! You stop that!
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Ow! That hurts! Ow!
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As soon as we get home,
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You're going on a diet.
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Oh, no! My precious formula!
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[gasp]
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Got you now, you vile veg-head.
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I got here just in time.
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Dad's in trouble.
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Don't worry! I'll rescue you!
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I thought I told you...
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Whoa!
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Aah! Whoa!
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Oof!
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Thanks for the rescue,
Whoever you are.
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Come on. We've got work to do.
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Great.
We'll never catch bushroot now!
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I was just trying
To help a friend.
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I'm not your friend,
I'm your father!
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You've got work to do.
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One drop of formula iq2u
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And this hedge will be
As intelligent as a duck.
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I'll have a real
Friend, a soulmate.
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Fwend!
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Then again, I might end up
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With a hungry,
Drooling lump of slime.
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Blaah!
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Gosalyn?
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I told you to clean up
The mess in your room!
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Aah!
You are the mess in your room!
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Wait'll the other kids see me.
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You're not going anywhere.
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I'll write a note saying
You can't go to school
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Because you're a
Gelatinous glob of algae.
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Actually,
I'll say bubonic plague.
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It's more believable.
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When you're done
Taking pictures,
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Can I get some 8
X 10s for my wall?
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This isn't a camera.
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It's my computer and
Slimy matter analyzer.
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Aha! According to this,
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Her genetic structure
Has metamorphosed
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Into a photosynthetic
Primordial atomic structure.
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Uh... What does that mean, d.W.?
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She's a slimy mess of goo.
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[slurp slurp]
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[darkwing] She'll get even
Bigger unless we find a cure.
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[burp]
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Whoops!
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This electronic disperser
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Will separate her slime molecules
From her duck molecules,
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And voila!
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[cough]
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Did separation occur?
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Uh, yeah, you might say that.
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If they escape,
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We'll even get gosalyn
Back to normal.
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Hey, come back
Here, young ladies.
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Gotcha! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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Keen gear.
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Let's do it again.
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[alarm rings]
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That's the remote signal
From my crime monitor!
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Another evildoer's doing
Evil somewhere in st. Canard!
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Where?
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I knew you were
Going to ask that,
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But this time I'm ready.
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I'll simply measure the
Distance of quadrant a,
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Divide by the time of day,
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Count backwards from
The initial alarm...
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Multiply the hypotenuse by the
Square root of the city's population.
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Subtracting for out-of-town
Visitors, of course...
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What was that?
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It's just the evening
Paper, d.W.
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"Plant doc invades st.
Canard nursery"!
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Someone's broken into the st.
Canard nursery?
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Oh, those poor babies!
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Not that kind of
Nursery, launchpad,
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A plant nursery!
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Come on, l.P.,
This time bushroot won't get away.
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[burp]
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Uh, you better come with
Daddy, honey.
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This plant food and
Fertilizer ought to work.
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Hedgie, I've got your snack!
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Hedgie! Uh, hedgie!
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Where are you?
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Er, yoo-hoo!
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Yoo-hoo, hedgie! Yoo-hoo!
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Yoo-hoo to you, too!
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Hmm, hedgie's voice is
Developing a familiar tone.
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How odd.
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Not as odd as you,
Fertilizer face.
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B-b-behind you!
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Where'd you learn
That old trick,
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the super-villian handbook?
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I thought you had more
Originality, more verve, more...
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Blugh!
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More blugh! What?
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Blaah!
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What do you suppose it wants?
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"What do you suppose it wants?"
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Food!
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Blaah!
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Blaah!
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Food! Food!
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I can't bear to look,
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But I admit a little curiosity.
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Blaah!
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Good thing I brought
The hedge clippers.
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Uh-oh.
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I'm the slime that
Slurps in the night!
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Whoa!
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I'm the wad of gum
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That sticks to
The heel of crime!
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I am yucky duck!
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I need a shorter intro.
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That creature
Reminds me of hedgie.
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Hedgie!
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Are you feeling o.K.?
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I'm not one to talk,
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But you don't look so good.
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Uh, sorry, dad.
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I guess I let bushroot
Get away again.
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Maybe so,
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But with your slime powers,
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I'll get that
Villainous vegetable!
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I get to help? Cool!
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00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:07,165
But shouldn't we try turning
Gosalyn back to normal?
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Later, launchpad. Right now...
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Let's get slimy.
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You really think bushroot
Would hide in a sewer?
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Are you helping or not?
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All right. I'm going. I'm going.
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So much for the glamorous
Life of a crime-fighter.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Monster!
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Gosalyn, what are you doing?
265
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,999
Chowin' down. Want some fries?
266
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,875
Uh, thanks.
267
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,999
This is no time for food.
268
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,749
Help me catch bushroot.
269
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,749
I've already searched every
Sewer, dump,
270
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,999
And fertilizer
Factory in the city.
271
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,124
Yes, but that's just this city.
272
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,874
I'm tired of being a
Slimy crime-fighter.
273
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,832
I want to be your
Daughter again.
274
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,707
You're more than that.
275
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:27,624
You're a tool in the
Utility belt of justice.
276
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,582
I said something wrong?
277
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:33,207
You'd rather have a
Super-powered slime-creature
278
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,624
Than a daughter.
279
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:39,207
Oh, well, yes.
That would qualify. Ugh!
280
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,749
Aah! Aah! Aah!
281
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:46,249
Huh! Some fun this
Turned out to be.
282
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:50,165
I'm stuck looking like
A mutant slug-monster,
283
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,624
And dad just wants to
Use me to solve crimes.
284
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,249
Well, he may need me,
285
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,749
But I don't need him.
286
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,874
I don't need anyone.
I'm yucky duck. I'm...
287
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,500
Lost.
288
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,582
[gasp]
289
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,290
We didn't mean to scare you.
290
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,374
You didn't scare me!
291
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,707
Now back off, geranium face!
292
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,582
You're nothing but a big, slimy,
293
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,082
Gelatinous blob of
Vegetable matter!
294
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,874
You're what I've always
Wanted in a friend.
295
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,374
You'll be my friend, won't you?
296
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,707
Of course you will.
297
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,499
I don't think so.
298
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,999
You're half-plant, and I'm...
299
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,749
O.K., I'm half-plant,
Too, sort of.
300
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,707
Everyone needs a friend,
301
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,499
Someone who's always
There for you,
302
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,999
No matter what.
303
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,374
[happy panting]
304
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,999
Ooh...
305
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,291
You'll see.
You'll be my best friend.
306
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,582
Uh, how's it going, d.W.?
307
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,999
I have good news and bad news.
308
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,707
The good news...
I found a cure for gosalyn's sliminess.
309
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,832
But it might be too late.
310
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:14,832
I've broken a sample down to
Its purest form and tested it.
311
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,290
Apparently,
There are four stages...
312
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,250
Intelligence...
313
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:20,457
[burp]
314
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,999
Indigestion...
315
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,583
Aah!
316
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,166
Insanity...
317
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,625
And... In a puddle.
318
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,165
With my new iq2u formula,
319
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:44,166
I'll create a race of intelligent
Plants like me and you!
320
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,208
Well, like me, anyway.
321
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,333
[burp]
322
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,125
Urggh!
323
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,875
Food!
324
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:05,875
[burp]
325
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,874
Oops!
326
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,999
The new and improved iq2u!
327
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,124
Food!
328
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,165
Oh!
329
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,624
Stop that!
330
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,249
My, aren't we the
Affectionate one!
331
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,749
I'm afraid there's
No time for that.
332
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,582
Friend...
333
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,582
No like me?
334
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,833
Oh, but I do like you.
335
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:37,833
I like you so much I'm
Going to cultivate you.
336
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:44,290
Following gosalyn's slime
Trail's easier than I thought.
337
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,750
With infrared goggles,
I see everything.
338
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,957
[crash]
339
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,082
Except red lights.
340
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:55,749
My little gelatinous
Friend, this won't hurt.
341
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,415
I don't think.
342
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,582
Well,
Maybe just a little teensy bit.
343
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,707
Hey!
344
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,082
I'll take that tube, boob!
345
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,166
B-but that's my formula!
346
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,500
Gotcha!
347
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,624
Oh, no!
348
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,082
No, no, no!
349
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083
No, no, no!
350
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,415
Spike! Hey, wait! Come back!
351
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,457
Not so fast, bushbreath!
352
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:31,249
Spike! No! Come back here!
353
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,499
I'll have you out
Of there in no time.
354
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,291
Whoa-a-a-!
355
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:43,125
Bad, spike! What have you done?
356
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,500
Whoa!
357
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,290
What was in that vial?
358
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,207
My new iq2u formula.
359
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:56,332
This lawn has a mind of its own.
360
00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,082
[imitating mae west]
Why don't you come up
361
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,832
And seed me sometime?
362
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,874
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
363
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,124
Watch it!
364
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:09,082
I don't want grass
Stains on the cape.
365
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,165
Uh-oh.
366
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,457
Hey!
367
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,874
Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
368
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,374
Sorry, gos.
369
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:18,082
I'm afraid I just
Can't reach you.
370
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,458
Wha!
371
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,499
You friend?
372
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,415
Me sure hope so.
373
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,290
What do you want?
374
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,707
[greta garbo] I
Vant to be a lawn.
375
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:37,207
We have to work together on this
One, bushroot.
376
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,332
You mean like friends?
377
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,999
Yeah. Now grow up,
378
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,290
That's no way to
Talk to a buddy.
379
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,499
I mean grow up.
380
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,833
Oh! Sometimes I
Forget I'm part plant.
381
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,457
Thanks, bushy, old pal.
382
00:19:54,458 --> 00:20:00,332
Why can't I ever seem
To keep any friends?
383
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,874
Here, sheepy, sheepy,
Come to mr. Darkwing.
384
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,749
[baa] [baa] [baa]
385
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,374
Darkwing duck!
386
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,707
It ain't little bo peep.
387
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,874
[lawn creature] Ouch! Ouch!
388
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,290
Stop!
389
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,332
Launchpad, gosalyn,
Are you all right?
390
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:21,082
Just cozy,
As long as we don't try to breathe.
391
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:26,333
I guess it's time for a
Little darkwing demolition!
392
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,957
Ouch.
393
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,374
Terrific.
Gosalyn's about to become a puddle,
394
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,832
And all I can do is watch.
395
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,749
Please allow me.
396
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,458
Whoa!
397
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,874
Bushroot, uh, thanks.
398
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,124
Oh, that's o.K.
399
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:53,415
I don't know why I thought I
Could have friends, anyway.
400
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:58,082
I guess I'm just a silly
Old mutant plant duck.
401
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:02,457
Come on! You're making me sick!
Careful!
402
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:06,874
I'm not going to go easy
On you just for helping me.
403
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:11,249
I mean,
Don't expect me to turn my back
404
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,958
While you escape.
405
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:20,999
Let me put it another way!
406
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,875
Go! Go! Go!
hasta la vista, bushy!
407
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,374
I guess bushroot
Just wanted a friend.
408
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,958
And all this time,
He already had one.
409
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:44,457
Yep, yep, ahh...
You know, sometimes we just forget
410
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,999
Who our real friends are.
411
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,457
Maybe you better try
Your slime cure on gos.
412
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,582
No! No! Quit! Please!
413
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,833
No! Stop! Help!
414
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,832
This is worse than
Being a slime monster.
415
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,832
I'm afraid the only cure is...
416
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,374
Plain old soap and water!
417
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,874
Now hold still.
418
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,332
Wait, wait, wait!
419
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,833
No! Please stop! No!
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