Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

This is the city.

It could be any city. It could be yours,

But it's my city!

I'm the terror that Flaps in the night,

The fingernail on the Blackboard of your soul,

And, most importantly,

I'm the owner of mallard gardens

With two hotels on it.

Yeah.

Nothing like playing A friendly parlor game

And reducing a loved one to poverty, Bankruptcy, and humiliation.

I know what you mean. I own mallard gardens.

Those are my hotels.

There's gotta be a game You can beat me at.

We've covered them all,

Except trivial trivia... The swahili edition.

You don't speak swahili.

I don't either, so it's even.

I'll get it.

No, dad. I know just where it is.

Launchpad, how's it goin'?

I'm about finished Cleaning your room,

But I'm not sure About your homework.

I won the game, fair and square.

How was I to know You spoke swahili?

All right, I'll help.

You will? Boy, you're sure swell.

What are friends for?

Here's one that's got My propellers spinning.

How do you spell... Yipes!

Yipes? That's easy. Y-I-p-e... Yipes!

Why don't you spell It in swahili?

I didn't hear you come in.

I heard you.

You ought to be ashamed Using a friend like this.

You ought to be grounded for...

[alarm rings]

My alarm terminal!

Phew! Saved by the bell.

[alarm stops]

High tech-arama. What is it?

My new crime-fighting Apparatus...

The darkwing remote Alarm terminal.

Using strategically Placed sensors,

It's detected a Crime in progress.

Where? Where?

I knew I left something out,

But we live in the age Of instant communication.

this is krym...

all crime all the time.

the botanical research lab on Fleegle street's been broken into.

now back to america's Funniest misdemeanors.

Hey, wait for me!

Uh!

Where do you think you're going?

To solve crimes, strike terror Into the hearts of evildoers,

And maybe scarf a burger?

No. Zero possibility.

You're grounded until You learn your lesson.

Friendship's a two-way street.

Don't use friends, You help them.

Right.

Lemme get this straight.

I shouldn't use friends.

I should help them.

It's a two-way street.

Wait a minute.

Fleegle street's A two-way street,

And dad and launchpad Are friends.

That means I should help them!

Do I learn my Lessons fast or what?

So, the world thinks I'm a monster...

A horrible, ugly, Mutant, plant monster.

Well, as soon as formula Iq2u is perfected,

I won't be alone.

One tiny little drop

And any vegetation will mutate Into an intelligent plant...

Like me.

Spike, the final ingredient... Plutonium plant plasma.

[bushroot] Spike!

The plasma... Fetch the plasma!

And be careful.

Plutonium plant plasma is the World's most powerful growth hormone.

Now there's only one Thing left to do...

Cackle madly.

Ha!

I'm the terror that Flaps in the night,

The spinach that Sticks to your teeth!

I'm darkwing duck. Where did everyone go?

Maybe you need a shorter intro.

Maybe somebody needs a Shorter pet fly trap.

Peek-a-boo, broccoli brain!

Remind me to prune you later.

Prepare to suck weed killer!

Time for a little tree Action, spike.

Sorry, bushbrain, But there are no trees in here.

Whoa, that's what I Call little tree action.

Ow! You stop that!

Ow! That hurts! Ow!

As soon as we get home,

You're going on a diet.

Oh, no! My precious formula!

[gasp]

Got you now, you vile veg-head.

I got here just in time.

Dad's in trouble.

Don't worry! I'll rescue you!

I thought I told you...

Whoa!

Aah! Whoa!

Oof!

Thanks for the rescue, Whoever you are.

Come on. We've got work to do.

Great. We'll never catch bushroot now!

I was just trying To help a friend.

I'm not your friend, I'm your father!

You've got work to do.

One drop of formula iq2u

And this hedge will be As intelligent as a duck.

I'll have a real Friend, a soulmate.

Fwend!

Then again, I might end up

With a hungry, Drooling lump of slime.

Blaah!

Gosalyn?

I told you to clean up The mess in your room!

Aah! You are the mess in your room!

Wait'll the other kids see me.

You're not going anywhere.

I'll write a note saying You can't go to school

Because you're a Gelatinous glob of algae.

Actually, I'll say bubonic plague.

It's more believable.

When you're done Taking pictures,

Can I get some 8 X 10s for my wall?

This isn't a camera.

It's my computer and Slimy matter analyzer.

Aha! According to this,

Her genetic structure Has metamorphosed

Into a photosynthetic Primordial atomic structure.

Uh... What does that mean, d.W.?

She's a slimy mess of goo.

[slurp slurp]

[darkwing] She'll get even Bigger unless we find a cure.

[burp]

Whoops!

This electronic disperser

Will separate her slime molecules From her duck molecules,

And voila!

[cough]

Did separation occur?

Uh, yeah, you might say that.

If they escape,

We'll even get gosalyn Back to normal.

Hey, come back Here, young ladies.

Gotcha! Whoa!

Whoa!

[crash]

Keen gear.

Let's do it again.

[alarm rings]

That's the remote signal From my crime monitor!

Another evildoer's doing Evil somewhere in st. Canard!

Where?

I knew you were Going to ask that,

But this time I'm ready.

I'll simply measure the Distance of quadrant a,

Divide by the time of day,

Count backwards from The initial alarm...

Multiply the hypotenuse by the Square root of the city's population.

Subtracting for out-of-town Visitors, of course...

What was that?

It's just the evening Paper, d.W.

"Plant doc invades st. Canard nursery"!

Someone's broken into the st. Canard nursery?

Oh, those poor babies!

Not that kind of Nursery, launchpad,

A plant nursery!

Come on, l.P., This time bushroot won't get away.

[burp]

Uh, you better come with Daddy, honey.

This plant food and Fertilizer ought to work.

Hedgie, I've got your snack!

Hedgie! Uh, hedgie!

Where are you?

Er, yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo, hedgie! Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo to you, too!

Hmm, hedgie's voice is Developing a familiar tone.

How odd.

Not as odd as you, Fertilizer face.

B-b-behind you!

Where'd you learn That old trick,

the super-villian handbook?

I thought you had more Originality, more verve, more...

Blugh!

More blugh! What?

Blaah!

What do you suppose it wants?

"What do you suppose it wants?"

Food!

Blaah!

Blaah!

Food! Food!

I can't bear to look,

But I admit a little curiosity.

Blaah!

Good thing I brought The hedge clippers.

Uh-oh.

I'm the slime that Slurps in the night!

Whoa!

I'm the wad of gum

That sticks to The heel of crime!

I am yucky duck!

I need a shorter intro.

That creature Reminds me of hedgie.

Hedgie!

Are you feeling o.K.?

I'm not one to talk,

But you don't look so good.

Uh, sorry, dad.

I guess I let bushroot Get away again.

Maybe so,

But with your slime powers,

I'll get that Villainous vegetable!

I get to help? Cool!

But shouldn't we try turning Gosalyn back to normal?

Later, launchpad. Right now...

Let's get slimy.

You really think bushroot Would hide in a sewer?

Are you helping or not?

All right. I'm going. I'm going.

So much for the glamorous Life of a crime-fighter.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Monster!

Gosalyn, what are you doing?

Chowin' down. Want some fries?

Uh, thanks.

This is no time for food.

Help me catch bushroot.

I've already searched every Sewer, dump,

And fertilizer Factory in the city.

Yes, but that's just this city.

I'm tired of being a Slimy crime-fighter.

I want to be your Daughter again.

You're more than that.

You're a tool in the Utility belt of justice.

I said something wrong?

You'd rather have a Super-powered slime-creature

Than a daughter.

Oh, well, yes. That would qualify. Ugh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Huh! Some fun this Turned out to be.

I'm stuck looking like A mutant slug-monster,

And dad just wants to Use me to solve crimes.

Well, he may need me,

But I don't need him.

I don't need anyone. I'm yucky duck. I'm...

Lost.

[gasp]

We didn't mean to scare you.

You didn't scare me!

Now back off, geranium face!

You're nothing but a big, slimy,

Gelatinous blob of Vegetable matter!

You're what I've always Wanted in a friend.

You'll be my friend, won't you?

Of course you will.

I don't think so.

You're half-plant, and I'm...

O.K., I'm half-plant, Too, sort of.

Everyone needs a friend,

Someone who's always There for you,

No matter what.

[happy panting]

Ooh...

You'll see. You'll be my best friend.

Uh, how's it going, d.W.?

I have good news and bad news.

The good news... I found a cure for gosalyn's sliminess.

But it might be too late.

I've broken a sample down to Its purest form and tested it.

Apparently, There are four stages...

Intelligence...

[burp]

Indigestion...

Aah!

Insanity...

And... In a puddle.

With my new iq2u formula,

I'll create a race of intelligent Plants like me and you!

Well, like me, anyway.

[burp]

Urggh!

Food!

[burp]

Oops!

The new and improved iq2u!

Food!

Oh!

Stop that!

My, aren't we the Affectionate one!

I'm afraid there's No time for that.

Friend...

No like me?

Oh, but I do like you.

I like you so much I'm Going to cultivate you.

Following gosalyn's slime Trail's easier than I thought.

With infrared goggles, I see everything.

[crash]

Except red lights.

My little gelatinous Friend, this won't hurt.

I don't think.

Well, Maybe just a little teensy bit.

Hey!

I'll take that tube, boob!

B-but that's my formula!

Gotcha!

Oh, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Spike! Hey, wait! Come back!

Not so fast, bushbreath!

Spike! No! Come back here!

I'll have you out Of there in no time.

Whoa-a-a-!

Bad, spike! What have you done?

Whoa!

What was in that vial?

My new iq2u formula.

This lawn has a mind of its own.

[imitating mae west] Why don't you come up

And seed me sometime?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Watch it!

I don't want grass Stains on the cape.

Uh-oh.

Hey!

Whoa! Hey! Whoa!

Sorry, gos.

I'm afraid I just Can't reach you.

Wha!

You friend?

Me sure hope so.

What do you want?

[greta garbo] I Vant to be a lawn.

We have to work together on this One, bushroot.

You mean like friends?

Yeah. Now grow up,

That's no way to Talk to a buddy.

I mean grow up.

Oh! Sometimes I Forget I'm part plant.

Thanks, bushy, old pal.

Why can't I ever seem To keep any friends?

Here, sheepy, sheepy, Come to mr. Darkwing.

[baa] [baa] [baa]

Darkwing duck!

It ain't little bo peep.

[lawn creature] Ouch! Ouch!

Stop!

Launchpad, gosalyn, Are you all right?

Just cozy, As long as we don't try to breathe.

I guess it's time for a Little darkwing demolition!

Ouch.

Terrific. Gosalyn's about to become a puddle,

And all I can do is watch.

Please allow me.

Whoa!

Bushroot, uh, thanks.

Oh, that's o.K.

I don't know why I thought I Could have friends, anyway.

I guess I'm just a silly Old mutant plant duck.

Come on! You're making me sick! Careful!

I'm not going to go easy On you just for helping me.

I mean, Don't expect me to turn my back

While you escape.

Let me put it another way!

Go! Go! Go! hasta la vista, bushy!

I guess bushroot Just wanted a friend.

And all this time, He already had one.

Yep, yep, ahh... You know, sometimes we just forget

Who our real friends are.

Maybe you better try Your slime cure on gos.

No! No! Quit! Please!

No! Stop! Help!

This is worse than Being a slime monster.

I'm afraid the only cure is...

Plain old soap and water!

Now hold still.

Wait, wait, wait!

No! Please stop! No!