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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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There are 1,000 stories in st.
Canard.
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Some are mundane, some exotic,
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Some stranger than others,
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But one thing
Remains the same...
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I'm in all the good ones.
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I could use a good story.
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Gosalyn!
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Shouldn't you be home...
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In bed?
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Couldn't sleep. Aw, dad...
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Tell me a story.
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It'll help me relax.
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Oh, since it is educational.
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This story is a tale of
Courage and derring-do.
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I call it...
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I want to relax,
Not go comatose.
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How about something
More interesting,
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Like...
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Isn't that too interesting?
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[gulp] Yes, that was one
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Of my f-f-favorite cases.
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I don't know why you're upset
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About a haunted jack-in-the-box!
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it started when
My cheapskate dad.
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copped out on a trip to
Whirling water world.
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and took us to the
Museum instead.
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do you know what
Admission prices are?
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You should be happy.
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You love toys!
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What toys? They're relics!
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This doesn't even
Have batteries.
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Look with your eyes only.
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I don't need you
Breaking these antiques.
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It's bad enough we have to worry
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About quackerjack stealing them.
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[darkwing] Ahem.
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I knew he was there
The whole time.
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[gosalyn] Dad wasn't taking
Time out from crime-fighting.
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to have any fun.
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Whoa...
A first edition electrozapper
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Joy buzzer!
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Perfect!
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[launchpad] Isn't this
Where the trouble started?
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I was trying.
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to get dad to lighten up.
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Huh?
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What?
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Ooh! Yes, yes!
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Gee, that wasn't very nice.
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Oh, dad loves a
Good practical joke!
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Practical jokes! Yes!
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Relax, dad! I'll get you down!
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Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Oops.
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Well, I got him down.
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mama!
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mama!
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Oh, tasty! Yum yum yum yum!
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Aren't you too big
To play with dolls?
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Aah!
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[buzz]
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Gosalyn,
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I do not appreciate
Being embarrassed!
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I wanted to divert you.
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You should have some fun!
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Let's play video games.
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Video games?
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You're leaving to
Play video games?
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That sort of talk
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Drove me from the toy
Business to the looney bin!
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Yep! This guy's nuttier
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Than a bag of cashews,
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And it's playtime!
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Ooh... Who's this? Who's this?
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Hold it right
There, quackerjack!
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Tennis, anyone?
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I'd ask you to play,
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But you're all tied up!
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Where's a phone booth
When you need one?
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Having a ball, are we?
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[giggling] Simply scrumptious!
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[launchpad] This case was
Funnier than I remembered!
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[gosalyn] Yeah!
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dad was pretty goofy!
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I protected my secret identity.
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And threw him off guard.
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Yeah, right.
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We can skip the next part.
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You will not!
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This is where I trounce
That looney quackerjack!
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[gosalyn] Yeah. Dad did his,
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"I am the yo-yo that
Keeps coming back" stuff.
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[darkwing] Wait! Wait! Wait!
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why so fast?
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[launchpad] Nice curve
Ball, d.W.
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[darkwing] Would you please.
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stop going so fast?
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slow down! Slow down!
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[gosalyn] O.K.
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not here!
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[chomp]
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Aah!
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Oh, goody, goody,
Goody, goody, goody!
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[gosalyn] This is when
It got really weird.
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[launchpad] Aren't you relaxed
Now, gos?
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the thing in the box
Seemed to feed off.
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every mean-spirited joke.
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you're missing a great
Rerun of pelican's island.
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it was getting stronger...
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you won't stop.
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and stronger, until...
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Here's a childhood favorite...
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Wacky putty,
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For that extra sticky fun!
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What hit me?
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See ya on the playground!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Get this stuff off of me!
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I'm trying!
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[crowd laughing]
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Darkwing's a riot!
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You and the doll guy
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Should team up for a stooge act!
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[laughter]
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You're killing them, d.W.!
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Maybe you should
Consider showbiz!
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I'll do that.
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[gosalyn] Quackerjack
Thought he was safe...
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but he was wrong!
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So that's why it was chained.
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Ohh, it's broken!
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Well,
I should work on my own toys.
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They're much better.
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Mmm... Yes!
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Free at last!
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Ooh, yes! This will do nicely!
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Quackerjack, you insane genius!
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You've created the
Perfect doll...
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To make little girls scream!
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In delight, of course.
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[gasp]
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Will you play with me?
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Mr. Banana brain,
Your voice has changed.
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I like it!
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Nice flying trick, too!
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Please play with me.
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Well, just name your
Game, partner.
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Ooh! How about my global
Destruction bingo?
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Perhaps you'd prefer my
Demolition derby game.
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We could use our
Neighbor's new car!
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We could do something
Much more fun.
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Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Ooh, yes!
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This is perfect!
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Just the place to tie
On the old feed bag!
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Eating is all you talk about!
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Pizza's bad for your complexion.
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Oh, I don't eat...
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Pizza.
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Allow me.
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What goes up...
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Aah!
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Must cause frowns.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hmmph!
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But... But melinda!
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Mmm, delicious...
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The sweet honey of
Human suffering.
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Boo!
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Aah!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Like they say,
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"The apple doesn't fall
Far from the tree."
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This doll's as goofy as me.
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[arf arf]
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[snarling]
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Yaaa!
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Hee hee hee hee hee!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[crying]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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When do I get to have fun?
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Well, how about now?
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You're finally taking me
To a decent restaurant.
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Huh?
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All right!
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Food fight!
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Think this is a job
For darkwing duck?
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Darkwing duck has
Better things to do
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Than get involved in
Silly food fights!
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Now that it's gotten personal...
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Charge!
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Quackerjack?
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You were expecting maybe
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The gulping gourmet?
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When did you switch
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From playthings to pizza?
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You know me...
game for anything!
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I'll stop your food fetish,
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You fickle felon!
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What a way with words!
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What's he up to?
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You'll not taint these children
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With your disrespect
For authority!
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No! He's spoiling everything!
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He ruined the only
Fun I've had today.
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What's that?
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Whatever it is,
It isn't friendly.
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Darkwing, look out!
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Gee, thanks.
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It was mr. Banana brain!
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[gosalyn] Dad didn't believe me.
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[darkwing] Right.
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I was supposed to believe
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Quackerjack's doll
Miraculously...
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All by itself...
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Buzzed my keester.
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Well, it did.
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O.K., fine,
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But I didn't...
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If we're going to
Continue the story,
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Can we turn on some lights?
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And ruin the mood?
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Now mr. Banana brain
Was really mad...
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I thought you'd be happy
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To see darkwing made a dunce!
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Why should I be happy?
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Darkwing ruined my meal!
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I barely got through
The hors d'oeuvres.
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But mr. Banana brain,
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Darkwing duck
Always ruins things.
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It's just part of the game.
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You'd better finish him off
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Immediately!
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No sawdust-filled doll
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Is going to order me around!
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Is that so?
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Well, then, from now on,
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You can be the doll.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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M-mr. Banana brain,
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What happened to you?
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Don't call me banana brain!
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I am paddywhack!
275
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,707
You're a snappy dresser,
But not very colorful.
276
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,874
[heavy breathing]
277
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,457
The neo-mod look's so eighties.
278
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,499
Nice drool, though.
279
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,707
You're really quite mad.
280
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,583
I like that in a clown.
281
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,208
Nooooo!
282
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:44,124
One more practical
Joke, young lady,
283
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,582
And you're grounded for life!
284
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,124
Dad, I didn't do it!
285
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,582
[quackerjack] No!
286
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,124
What was that?
287
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,833
Let's find out.
288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,624
Homina-homina homina-homina!
289
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,582
It's that weird jack-in-the-box!
290
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,249
That quack left
His plunder behind.
291
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,999
[babbling gibberish]
292
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,832
Don't touch it!
293
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,374
Whoa!
294
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,332
That thing ate quackerjack!
295
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,624
That's incredible!
296
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,249
It means we're dealing
297
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,624
With an ancient evil that could...
Aah!
298
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,249
Aah! Aah! Aah!
299
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:30,624
Get a grip. It's just a toy.
300
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,749
We'll return it to
The museum tomorrow.
301
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,249
I suppose you put
Quackerjack up to that joke?
302
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,749
I'm innocent!
303
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,290
Maybe the museum has a drop box.
304
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,749
This gives me the creeps!
305
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,707
Me, too, so I'll put it
306
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,625
Someplace safe!
307
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,707
Keep calm, launchpad.
308
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:59,707
I'm sure this has a logical,
Rational explanation.
309
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,457
Yeah, like it's cursed!
310
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,625
Let's get dad!
311
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,874
Radical.
312
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,582
[launchpad] Remember
Our picnic last summer?
313
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,707
sunny, with fresh air...
314
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:19,208
it was a great day to be alive.
315
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:23,457
Launchpad, I'm trying to
Build a little atmosphere!
316
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,832
I hate what comes next!
317
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,957
Relax.
You know it comes out all right.
318
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,707
[launchpad] We
Didn't know it yet,
319
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,165
but paddywhack was
Getting comfortable!
320
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,082
Ooh, yessss!
321
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,332
How gloomy!
322
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,165
This is quite nice.
323
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,207
Quite nice.
324
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,999
Wonder what they have to eat.
325
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,457
If I pinpoint his
Last known robberies,
326
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,375
There may be a pattern!
327
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,624
Gosalyn,
Quit playing with the thermostat!
328
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,207
Honestly, if that kid doesn't...
329
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,582
[snarling]
330
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,457
Oh, no. I am so scared.
331
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,583
Gosalyn,
Don't watch your tapes here!
332
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,874
That should keep it
From wandering off.
333
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,457
Whatever she's doing,
334
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:25,333
Gosalyn won't make me
Look foolish again!
335
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,874
Whoa!
336
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,082
Gosalyn,
About your practical jokes...
337
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,582
Dad, it wasn't me!
338
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,333
[gulp] I'm ready to believe you.
339
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,333
Will you play with me?
340
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,749
O.K., he's stabilized.
341
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,707
You can go on.
342
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,374
I haven't lost my touch.
343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,332
Was I at the staring
Eyes or drooly fangs?
344
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,874
Uh, drooly fangs. I think.
345
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,749
[gosalyn] Its drooly fangs
Glistened in the light.
346
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,124
the thing's name was paddywhack.
347
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,207
it wanted to play.
348
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,415
Quackerjack's afraid
To come himself, eh?
349
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,624
He sent the geek patrol!
350
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,707
Think quackerjack sent me?
351
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,749
Ha ha ha ha ha aah!
352
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,707
Talk about having a screw loose!
353
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,624
Seriously,
Quackerjack is a minor player...
354
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,832
Not in our league.
355
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,165
What league?
356
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,874
Practical jokers, of course.
357
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,415
You woke me up
358
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,582
With that joy buzzer gag.
359
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,832
Oopsie.
360
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,874
After sleeping for centuries,
361
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,499
I woke up a bit peckish
362
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,957
And now I must be fed!
363
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:51,874
S-sorry, but we haven't
Been to the market in weeks!
364
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,291
Not food, silly!
365
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,457
Pranks, gags, mischief...
366
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,582
That's what I crave!
367
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,457
Is that how you stay thin?
368
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:06,165
You've kept me from
Having a decent meal.
369
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,957
I only wanted to
Snack on human misery,
370
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,165
But did I?
371
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,999
Nooooo!
372
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,207
You had to spoil the fun!
373
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,958
Eww! Grossarama.
374
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,332
O.K., mr. Inflato-brain,
375
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,290
I've had enough of
This foolishness!
376
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,707
You're going back
Where you came from!
377
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,125
[karate yell]
378
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,749
Well, if that's your attitude,
379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,875
I'll just leave.
380
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:43,582
But you're not
Invited to the party!
381
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,582
Well, that was easy.
382
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,207
What party did he mean?
383
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,249
Aah!
384
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,249
It will be wonderful!
385
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,624
Simply everyone's coming...
386
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,707
Quackerjack,
387
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,207
That delightful
Banana brain fellow,
388
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:59,207
And my fellow trickster gosalyn!
389
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,708
Come along now. Mustn't be late!
390
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,707
Dad!
391
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,291
He's got me!
392
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,250
Launchpad!
393
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,082
I can't pull you both!
394
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:20,708
No problemo!
I've got a fool to finish!
395
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,999
Whoa!
396
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,874
Paddywhack must do
His own gardening.
397
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:33,458
Well, nobody makes a clown
Out of darkwing duck!
398
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,457
It's not fair!
399
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,374
You get all the neat clothes!
400
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,457
Quackerjack?
401
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,707
Go ahead, laugh.
I feel so foolish!
402
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,957
Help!
403
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,207
If I stay here any
Longer, I'll go crazy!
404
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,249
Go?
405
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,124
Don't hold sanity against me.
406
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:01,582
To escape we'll have to team up.
407
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,582
Team up with you? Ha!
That's a laugh.
408
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,499
[paddywhack's evil laughter]
409
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,457
No,that's a laugh.
410
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,749
Maybe teaming up
Isn't a bad idea.
411
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,874
Quackerjack...
Let's get ridiculous!
412
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:21,166
Yes!
Time to taste a little misery.
413
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,374
Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.
414
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,999
I thought you'd be miserable.
415
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,624
Ha ha! Not us!
416
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,499
We love it here!
417
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,082
Oh, yeah!
418
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,082
It lets me truly express myself.
419
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,582
Say, quackerjack,
420
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,832
Did you get the
License of that truck?
421
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,375
No, but I got the truck.
422
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,749
Wait. I'm not supposed to...
423
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,332
[knock on door]
424
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,250
I certainly won't answer that.
425
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,458
I'll get it!
426
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,249
No... he got it!
427
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,707
Stop it!
428
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,332
You're starving me!
429
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:13,749
Not so tasty on the receiving
End, is it?
430
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:18,332
[banana brain] Isn't this
Where we show him love
431
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,290
And he vows to
Mend his evil ways?
432
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,375
Nah. Nah.
433
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,374
Oh, goodness! Oh, goodness!
434
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,874
No, no, no!
435
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,874
I don't want to play anymore!
436
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,875
Everybody go home!
437
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,874
You're all right!
438
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,290
Was there ever a doubt?
439
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,458
What do we do with this thing?
440
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,750
[gosalyn] And that was
The end of paddywhack!
441
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,749
Yep, yep, yep...
442
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,332
See, l.P., all darkwing cases
443
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,290
Have a happy ending.
444
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:02,457
I'm just glad this one's over.
445
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,457
[maniacal laughter]
446
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,707
Yessss...
447
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,124
Yesssss!
448
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,375
[evil laughter]
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