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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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At last, I, dr. Slug,
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Shall crush darkwing
Duck and rule the world.
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What'll we do?
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Only one thing to do...
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Stop!
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Whoa! Pretty handy trick.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I just thought this
Might be a good time
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To respond to some viewer mail.
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Ahem.
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Many of you have written
In asking questions
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Such as... "Dear darkwing,
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"What makes you the
World's greatest hero...
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"Your jaunty good looks?
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Your dashing deeds
Of derring-do?"
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Hey, that looks like
Your handwriting.
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I'm making a point here.
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Ahem.
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"What is it that makes a hero?"
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I have a tale to
Answer that question.
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I call it the case of
The housewife hero.
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It started one typical day
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Over at the muddlefoots.
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Gee, binkie,
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Ain't modern
Technology wonderful?
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Yeow!
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Ooh! Help! Fire!
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Call 911! 911!
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Oh, herb.
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You must be more careful...
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Overloading a cord like that.
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Remember... Safety first.
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Ooh, thanks, binkster.
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Woulda been a shame to
Burn down the house again,
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'specially since I
Cleaned up the yard.
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You did a fine job, too,
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But where did you
Put your stuff?
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Binkie, don't open...
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Stop!
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Before this typical
Muddlefoot day
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Is marred by this typical
Muddlefoot bowling ball,
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Let's look inside binkie's brain
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And see what makes your
Standard non-hero type tick.
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I expected a brain to be a more...
Squishy.
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Actually, the brain's a lot
Different than people think.
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Behind each door is a
Different brain department.
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Over here... The emotions.
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This one's anger. Ooh.
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Yep... I'm angry.
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Now, over here are the senses,
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Such as sight, smell, and...
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What's behind that door, d.W.?
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Ahh, this is the most
Important door of all.
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You see, launchpad,
Trapped inside everybody
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Is a little hero.
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Lemme outta here! Lemme out!
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Now you'll ask...
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What happens here when
That bowling ball hits?
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I was gonna ask about lunch,
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But that bowling ball thing
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Sounds much more interesting.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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[horse whinnies]
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Yee-haw!
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Run!
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Binkie's little hero is loose!
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Ahh,
He doesn't look so dangerous.
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En garde!
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Yeeouch!
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Hi-ho! Yippee-kiyo-kiay!
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Aah!
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Yeeow!
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Yaah!
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[fighting]
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[bell rings]
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Binkie! Oh, binkums!
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You warned me
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Not to stack so much
Stuff in the shed.
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From now on my motto is...
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Safety first!
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Whoa.
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Safety... First.
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[gasps]
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Safety first!
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That's it! Hmm.
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I've got to
Safety-proof the city.
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Ooh.
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Toodles.
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Should I figure
On a late dinner?
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You might think
Your average citizen
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Would join a safety group
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Or start a newsletter,
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But that loose little hero
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Knocked binkie a trifle...
Askew.
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So she started
Filling potholes...
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Ooh, much better.
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inspecting traffic lights...
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So much better.
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and cleaning up the
City's safety hazards,
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be they big or small.
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Oh, my. Someone could
Trip over this garbage.
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[barks]
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Oh! Oh, my poochy!
My poochy's gone!
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He ran away? Well, you see,
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That's why we have leash laws.
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meanwhile,
Elsewhere in the city,
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things weren't so safe.
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Don't hurt me.
You can have the jewels.
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I don't want jewels.
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I want the display lights!
Ha ha!
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My mission's to
Liberate the light bulbs
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Enslaved by society.
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There!
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Run! Be free!
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Frolic in the wilderness!
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I said run away. Run away!
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They can't move!
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They're weakened by
Their long servitude.
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I'll have to nurse
Them back to health.
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I was there to foil
This fiendish felon.
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Trying to pull the
Wool over my eyes?
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Say, good idea!
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Now, safety first.
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Mustn't leave the door open.
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Someone could run into it.
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Excuse me, mrs. Muddlefoot.
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Well, hello, mr. Darkwing.
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Do you have any
Idea what you did?
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No need to thank me.
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Thank you?
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You're welcome.
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You just enabled a
Supervillain to escape!
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Leave the crime fighting
To us costumed heroes,
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O.K.?
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Ooh, what a lovely
Idea, mr. Darkwing.
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Now I can make the
City safe in style.
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All right, st. Canard.
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Get ready for the
Canardian guardian...
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Champion of safety.
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Toodles! Off to smash hazards.
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This is horrible!
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You're not kidding.
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Red and white aren't her colors.
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Ohh.
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and so, the canardian guardian.
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set out to save the city.
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in her own inimitable fashion.
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Safety first!
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Safety hazard.
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Much better.
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Someone could fall and get hurt.
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You should wear a helmet.
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Remember... Safety first.
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[gasps]
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Safety hazard.
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[crash]
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Oh, dear. This little nail
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Could have given some
Poor dear a flat tire.
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I'll free you,
My light bulb brothers.
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Your long years of
Senseless toil are over.
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I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I'm the burnt-out
Bulb you cannot reach.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Get ready to be deadmeat duck.
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Safety hazard.
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Oh, much better.
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Someone could've slipped
And skinned their knees.
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Ooh, I should've known...
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Another costumed
Goody two-shoes.
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That lady in the cape
Almost killed us.
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You're supposed to protect
Us from those people.
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I'm sorry.
I tried to stop her before...
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You're the villain!
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I'm not supposed to
Apologize to you!
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I'm supposed to smash you!
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Don't forget to write!
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I'll write something for that
Other caped troublemaker...
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An obituary!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Goodness gracious.
Look at this awful greasy mess.
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Someone could slip
And put an eye out.
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Ooh, much better.
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I knew you'd fall for the
Trail-of-grease trick.
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Hey, you can't do this to me.
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I'm the canardian guardian...
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Champion of safety.
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Not for long.
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You're about to be toast!
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Before I run a few
Zillion volts through you,
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I have to rescue
Another light bulb pal.
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Poor little guy,
Stuck up here alone.
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Uh, mr. Volt,
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You can't do that. It's unsafe.
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Now planes can't
See the building.
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I won't have to zap you
And run my battery down.
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Here comes a plane now!
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ciao, safety lady!
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The only one getting hurt
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Was someone important to me...
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Me!
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Aah! Aah!
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Before things get too chaotic,
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Let's see how a villain's brain
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Differs from a hero's.
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But, d.W., what happened?
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Did we crash? Were we killed?
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We're gonna be o.K., aren't we?
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Kids, don't try this at home.
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Even in a brain as
Warped as megavolt's,
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One can find a little hero.
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[crickets chirp]
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Just have to look
A little harder.
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Nope, not here.
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How about tryin' in here, d.W.?
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That figures, a cuckoo clock.
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Help me. Help me.
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We found the hero. Now what?
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Now we get back to our story.
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we were about to splatter
Binkie all over the landscape.
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when my brilliant
Mind saved the day.
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Aah! Whoa!
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They should've put a
Railing around this roof.
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Whew! That was too close.
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There's something you
Don't see every day...
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A lady tied to that tower.
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Lady? Lady?
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Binkie! Binkie!
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Got her!
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Mrs. Muddlefoot, what are you...
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Shh!
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That's my secret identity.
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I'm the canardian guardian now.
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And I've got to catch megavolt.
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To stop his crime wave?
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No. To stop him from
Using this rope.
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Look how easily it pulls apart.
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It's extremely unsafe.
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You can't possibly catch a
Master criminal by yourself.
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Oh, all right.
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You can be my sidekick.
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00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,832
I can be her sidekick?
272
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,832
C'mon!
A sidekick's gotta be quick!
273
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,332
I'll play along to
Keep binkie safe,
274
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,832
But I'm not her sidekick!
275
00:13:56,833 --> 00:14:00,749
Launchpad,
We're in the middle of the story.
276
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,874
I thought this
Might be a good time
277
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,874
To look at a sidekick's brain
278
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,290
And say hello to my little hero.
279
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,874
Come on!
280
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:16,374
[darkwing] Boy,
It sure is empty in here.
281
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,290
[launchpad] Hey, nice echo.
282
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,374
Yoo-hoo! Little hero!
283
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,874
While we begin our long
Journey for launchpad's hero,
284
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:29,874
Maybe we should get
On with the story.
285
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,874
Watch your step, d.W.
286
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,416
There's some screws
Loose in here.
287
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,415
we caught up with megavolt in...
288
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,999
the bad part of town...
289
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,457
where the sun never shines,
290
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:51,874
where brutality
Is a way of life,
291
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,457
and people are really
Not very nice at all!
292
00:14:56,458 --> 00:15:00,582
My light bulb buddies,
At last you're free!
293
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:04,083
No more slaving in a hot socket.
294
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:08,083
Onward to the promised land!
295
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,415
Freeze, mr. Volt!
296
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:17,582
The canardian guardian says
You're not going anywhere!
297
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,624
Oh, yeah? Why not?
298
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:23,165
Because you're not
Wearing your seat belt.
299
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,499
Two choices...
300
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,582
Buckle up,
Or I can do it for you.
301
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:32,207
I'll take number three.
302
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,165
Hey, everybody, look who's here!
303
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,457
It's the canardian guardian
304
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,874
And her sidekick darkwing duck!
305
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,457
I am not her sidekick!
306
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,750
[menacing chuckles]
307
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,625
This is why I hate coming
To the bad part of town.
308
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,457
[menacing chuckles]
309
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,999
Stand back!
310
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,999
I'll rub out these
Roughhousing reprobates!
311
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Hyah!
312
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,500
[moaning]
313
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:16,082
O.K., you're the new hero.
You try it.
314
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,499
O.K., if you insist.
315
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,999
Mr. Thug, you stop that!
316
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,874
Do you know how
Hazardous this is?
317
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,082
Why, what if it hit somebody?
318
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,082
Careful, mr. Hoodlum, your...
319
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,499
[crash]
320
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,707
Shoe's untied.
321
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,999
It looks like binkie...
322
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,624
The canardian guardian...
323
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,707
Took care of our problems!
324
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,999
Except one.
325
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,457
I don't suppose
326
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,999
You know how to untie
327
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,499
A darkwing double half-hitch?
328
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,582
So binkie got lucky.
329
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,582
That doesn't make her a hero.
330
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:57,582
Let's take a look
At a hero's brain!
331
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,582
Uh, that's a good idea.
332
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,124
I don't want you
To feel inferior.
333
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,207
I'm used to it.
334
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,124
In that case, prepare to witness
335
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:13,708
The wonder and majesty of...
Darkwing's brain!
336
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:19,874
Well... A cluttered
Mind is a healthy mind.
337
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,415
Who says that?
338
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,957
Lots of people!
339
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:27,583
Let's have a look
At my little hero.
340
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,290
Oops. Sorry.
341
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,415
Guess we don't have to
Worry about your hero.
342
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,124
He looks harmless enough to me.
343
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,708
Meet my partner.
344
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,457
Rowr!
345
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:48,082
It's... It's my ego!
346
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:52,458
Gee, it... It sure is big!
347
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,625
Aah! Aah!
348
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:09,832
I think this might
Be a good time
349
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:14,290
To get back to the case
Of the housewife hero.
350
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,290
by now,
Megavolt's maniacal master plan.
351
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:21,707
had taken him to the old
Abandoned power plant.
352
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,957
Ha ha ha ha!
353
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:27,457
No longer will light
Bulbs be enslaved!
354
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,457
I'm gonna charge you guys up,
355
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,457
Then you can go back
To the wilderness
356
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:37,457
With all the
Untamed light bulbs.
357
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:42,374
Binkie, you've gone too
Far with this safety thing.
358
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,290
Now, now, mr. Sidekick.
359
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,290
An active lad like you
Needs extra protection.
360
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:53,000
But I can hardly
Move in all this!
361
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:58,625
Imagine how hurt he'd
Get without that padding.
362
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,707
Ah, welcome, do-gooders.
363
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:07,249
You're just in time to
Witness my good deed...
364
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,833
The liberation of
The light bulbs.
365
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,832
Do you have a safety
Permit for this?
366
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,249
Binkie, let's not get safe!
367
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,999
Let's get dangerous!
368
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,874
I'll handle him
With a glue bomb.
369
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,457
Careful! You mustn't point guns!
370
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,457
Hey!
371
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,999
Uh-oh.
372
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,499
I think you used too
Much glue in that one.
373
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,249
Smooth move, mrs. Muddlefoot.
374
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,250
Don't thank me...
375
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,999
Just taking care
Of a safety hazard.
376
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,499
Just look at these wires.
377
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,290
Utterly unsafe.
378
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,291
Awuwuwuwuwuwuwoah.
379
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,874
Why, hello, mr. Darkwing.
380
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,624
What am I doing here?
381
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,582
We're not gonna get
Much help from her.
382
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,124
No problemo.
383
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,457
I've already stopped
Megavolt's lunacy.
384
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:20,875
You'll never take these
Light bulbs alive!
385
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,582
In a few seconds,
This plant's gonna blow like...
386
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,374
Like something really
Big blowing up!
387
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:33,957
There won't be enough
Left to spackle a crack!
388
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:38,457
[launchpad] This would be
A good time to be heroic.
389
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,332
[binkie] You men. Always making
A fuss over every little problem.
390
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,457
Ooh. Much better.
391
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:50,457
Ooh! That's the trouble
With being a villain...
392
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,958
The heroes always have to win.
393
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,999
Hey, what do you know?
394
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,332
Binkie saved us!
395
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,874
She's a hero just like you, d.W.
396
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,874
"Just like you, d.W."
397
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,874
Ha! Let's not get carried away.
398
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,415
And so...
399
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,874
Megavolt's plan was
Short-circuited.
400
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,707
And binkie was back to
Her suburban paradise.
401
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,249
Ooh, herby-mcgerby!
402
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,583
Binkums!
403
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,208
Ooh!
404
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,583
Uh-oh.
405
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,458
Oh, dear.
406
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,499
Herb,
You haven't danced in years.
407
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,874
It's like our first date...
408
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,707
Except you weren't
Wearing a dress.
409
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,707
And thus began the case
Of the dancing dimwit.
410
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,082
But that is another
Story altogether...
411
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:03,874
What makes a hero isn't
The costumes or gadgets.
412
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,582
It's purity of heart
And strength of will!
413
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:11,375
But costumes and gadgets
Make it more fun.
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