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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Another felon
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Potted by darkwing duck!
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Hyah!
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Hey, guys...
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Have a banana.
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Nothing like a side order
Of scrambled eggmen.
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So much for fancy smancy
Trick, darkwing.
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Oh, I'm not done yet, steelbeak.
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Grrrrr!
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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That will be quite enough.
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Well, he started it.
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I'm sure our little
Dramatization has demonstrated
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How darkwing duck's
Unique methods
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Put our own shush
Procedures to shame.
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But, sir, he is
Ungroomed, undisciplined,
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And unpredictable.
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Darkwing duck was just lucky.
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Luck had nothing to do with it.
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I bested your boys
Without mussing a feather.
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I'm afraid shush has become mired
In its own bureaucratic paperwork.
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And so, I'm assigning the
Retraining of shush's best agents
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To darkwing duck.
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But, sir, our top agents are
Directly under my command.
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We need new thinking,
Agent gryzlikoff.
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My work! You see?
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Who else would think
Of disguising himself
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As a bowling ball or whatever?
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Gee, I don't know about training
Other agents, j. Gander.
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I'm kind of used to
Working o solo mio,
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If you know what I mean.
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But we need your
Special brand of genius
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In the interest of world peace.
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Genius, huh?
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Just think, the agents you
Train will train others
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And they, still others.
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You'll be a legend, darkwing.
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A legend? Really?
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Well, since world
Peace is at stake...
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Just call me professor.
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So, you people are shush's
Agents, eh?
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We'll see about that!
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Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
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Right.
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You guys have a lot of
Coffee this morning?
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Just relax.
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Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
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Dummy's all set, d.W.
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All right, people.
This is steelbeak,
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Fowl's top agent.
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When I say go, you have 10 seconds
To render your adversary harmless.
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On you mark, get set, go!
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Calculate wind velocity.
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Research all data
From last 100 years.
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Measure opponents muscle mass
To ascertain force factor.
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Check and recheck
Statistical planning tactics.
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Time's up!
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Peachy.
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What is this?
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Death by paper cut?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Flog 'em senseless
With filler paper?
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File 'em into submission
In my looseleaf notebook?
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No more paper work!
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I want action!
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But, sir, shush procedure...
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Forget shush procedure!
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I'm talking darkwing
Duck procedure here.
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Which is no procedure at all.
Get it?
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Just attack!
Use your own instincts!
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Tear 'em limb from limb!
Show no mercy!
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Any questions?
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Just do as I do, ok?
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Hyah!
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Gee, sir, what if the subject
Was wanted for questioning?
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There!
Now he's ready for questioning.
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And so, in summary,
My fledgling followers,
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Daring do-gooders need
Style, panache,
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A flair for the dramatic.
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In short, mi amigos,
You need these.
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I can't tell you
How anxious I am
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To see the results of
Darkwing's training sessions.
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Yes, and I can't wait to undo all the damage
That he has inflicted upon my agents!
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(gunfire)
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Why must this so-called
Demonstration be held here?
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Shush headquarters would have
Been much more appropriate.
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Now don't be a fuddy-duddy,
Agent gryzlikoff.
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[ scream ]
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You see? These surroundings
Add an element of realism
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That I quite appreciate.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I am the principal
You're sent to see.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You people are beautiful.
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I mean it.
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You are right, sir.
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The realism certainly
Adds to the proceedings.
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And now it's time to
Present some hot new talent,
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Destined to turn
This town around.
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Let's put our hands
Together for...
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The darkwing squad.
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He is the burro that
Kicks in the night...
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Darkwing donkey!
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And here's the pup that
Barks when he bites...
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Darkwing dog!
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She's the doe that leaps
Higher than kites...
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Darkwing deer!
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And who's the bird that
Pecks at you plight?
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Darkwing dodo!
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Sir, it is worse than
Cheap vaudevillian show.
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Oh, shush.
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you. No, really.
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And now, imagine a
Particularly lawless evening...
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The kind of nasty night
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That could raise every
Hair in a stray cat's fur.
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Yes, dear friends,
Imagine if you will
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A st.
Canard crawling with eggmen.
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Note how darkwing dog uses
The fear of the unknown
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To surprise his adversaries.
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Thereby creating in them
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That all important
False sense of security,
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Which leaves them
And their associates
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Ripe for the direct
Frontal attack.
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Note how teamwork
Is important...
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Along with the ability
To use your head.
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And there you have it, folks.
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A dazzling display of derring-do
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By the inimitable
Darkwing squad.
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This is worse than I feared!
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This is absolutely the...
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The most amazing display
Of skill and ingenuity
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I've ever seen.
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I'll make immediately
Arrangements
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To expand your training program
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To the entire organization.
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Did you hear that, grizzy?
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Or shall I have j.
Gander repeat it for you?
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Slowly.
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If these are the
Future agents of shush,
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Then there is no future for me.
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Whoa. Whoa, griz. Chill a sec.
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You know, j. Gander,
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The guy may be a
Stick in the mud,
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But he's still a
Halfway decent agent.
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I'll stop him for you.
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Agent gryzlikoff has made his
Choice, darkwing.
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I'm afraid the fiendish
Organization of world larceny
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Is planning a major robbery.
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And fowl doesn't stop
For hurt feelings.
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Oh, gracious me.
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He makes us sound so
Callous and cruel.
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Yeah, right.
Like a bunch of costumed clones
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In a gimp-winged group
Is gonna stop us.
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Heck, I don't blame grizzy
For taking a powder.
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Working for shush is getting
Downright embarrassing.
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But hold the phone and
Clear the switchboard.
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There's an opportunity here
Way too good to pass up.
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I give shush the
Best years of my life
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And what thanks am I getting?
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A big overweight nothing.
That's what.
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What have I done?
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I love this mug.
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Ah, forget the knick-knack, grizzy.
It's history.
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Just like your shush career.
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Fowl can offer a lot more
Than a cheap coffee mug.
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What? Join fowl?
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Never. Never. Nyet.
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At least let me give you
The sales pick, right?
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With your introduction
Into fowl's servitude
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You get your very own
T-shirt, matching cap,
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And fleece-lined baseball jacket
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And a hand-embroidered
Fowl logo.
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But hold your pants
And spit out your gum,
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'cause that's not all.
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You pick up residence
In fowl's very own condo
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On the beaches of maui
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With your delightful
Fowl comrades.
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There is nothing
That would make me
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Join your gang of hoodlums.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about the job of
Terminating darkwing duck?
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Now, chicken,
You are talking turkey.
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Tell me more.
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Gentlemen,
Your work with the darkwing squad
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Has impressed me terribly.
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The agents have undergone a
Remarkable transformation.
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Ain't it the truth?
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Well,
A teacher's work is never done.
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Time to check on the kids.
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Sorry. I was just
Practicing my entrances.
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What enthusiasm!
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What a headache!
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From now on, darkwing dodo,
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It might be a good idea
To plan where you land.
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But according to
Darkwing procedure,
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A daring do-gooder never plans.
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What? Well, ah... That's true.
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Mostly true...
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But not completely
True 'cause I...
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What's with the smog alert?!
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I'm searching for a smoke color
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That will set off the
Blush in my cheeks.
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Oh, that's sure to
Impress evil doers.
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Now what?!
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Beautiful. Fabulous.
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Now how about those pouty lips?
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And just what is going on here?
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Hey, babe. You can't skimp
On your 8x10 glossies, babe.
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8x10 glossies, babe?
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Can't disappoint the
Fans, babe, uh, sir.
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Like they're going to have fans.
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They're pretty nice
Glossies, though.
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Your eyes aren't bulging enough
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And your head should
Definitely be flatter.
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I can't even guess
What you're doing.
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Just practicing more of your
Special techniques, sir.
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Uh, amigo.
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Those aren't techniques,
They're accidents.
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And the point is
Not to have them!
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Whoops.
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You see? Much flatter.
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You promised me a
Shot at darkwing duck.
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Patience, my furry friend.
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That's were... Ta-da...
Pearl comes in.
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You can't bait a mousetrap
Without some cheese, right?
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And you're looking at
Genuine darkwing gorgonzola.
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That pearl must be priceless!
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Let's just say fowl high command
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00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,750
Won't be worrying about
Budget cuts this year.
260
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,707
And what of the darkwing squad?
261
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,708
Consider them just one
More bag of fishbait.
262
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,874
Where did I go wrong?
263
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,624
I worked for them.
I slaved for them.
264
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,582
And what thanks do I get?
265
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,499
They turn in a bunch of vain,
Self-centered, glory seekers,
266
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,207
Who are only concerned
With promoting themselves.
267
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,958
Where did they get
Egos like that?
268
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,582
That's just a simple display
Of my healthy self-image.
269
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,333
Absolutely nothing
Wrong with that.
270
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,416
Is there?
271
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:22,332
Ooh, we're bound to get
Noticed on these wheels.
272
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,000
Ten-hut!
273
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,332
All right, squad, listen up.
274
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,874
It's time for a few rules...
275
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,249
Things have gotten entirely
Too slack around here.
276
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,582
I want you to show a little
Respect to your superiors...
277
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,165
Starting with me.
278
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,874
Launchpad.
279
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,457
Oh, all right.
280
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,874
No talking in class.
281
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,707
No speaking without
Raising your hands.
282
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:47,999
No leaving the training room.
283
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,624
No laughing. No loud noises.
284
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,957
And no sticking out your tongue
285
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,124
While making googly eyes
Behind the teacher's back.
286
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,124
What are you talking about?
287
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,416
Well, you can't be too careful.
288
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,749
Have I made myself clear?
289
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,707
Yes, sir!
290
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:08,707
darkwing. You must get your squad
To the st. Canard aquarium at once.
291
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,582
and stop steelbeak.
292
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,750
Ok, squad, let's get...
293
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,958
Dangerous.
294
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,332
looks like your squirrely squad
Is a chip off the old blockhead.
295
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,875
dripwing.
296
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:33,415
didn't know j.
Gander was a puppet leader, did you?
297
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,082
Steelbeak!
298
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:39,999
I hope you weren't to fond
Of your puffed-up proteges,
299
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,332
'cause they're heading
Straight for my trap.
300
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,250
Not if I get to them first.
301
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:50,458
Happy to see me, deadwing?
302
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:13,875
I do so love watching
Someone enjoy his work.
303
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,624
Ah, rats.
Just when it was gettin' good.
304
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:25,332
Oh, well. I wouldn't want to be
Late with my date with pearl.
305
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,874
Sorry, darkwing.
I hope I didn't hurt you.
306
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,458
Much.
307
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,207
Are you kiddin'?
308
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,583
You barely touched me.
309
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,999
Boy, d.W., that was better
Than wrestlemaniac 7.
310
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,957
Steelbeak had to believe I was
Serious about killing you, darkwing.
311
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,707
Well, I believed you.
312
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,457
I just wish you
Weren't a method actor.
313
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,457
I was doing my job,
But you didn't do yours.
314
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,374
How could you let the
Darkwing squad leave?
315
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,457
Let them leave?
I didn't let them do anything!
316
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,874
Those adolescent show-offs
Are completely unruly,
317
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,457
Undisciplined, unpredictable...
318
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,416
Why does that sound so familiar?
319
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,207
Well, yeah,
But I was never that...
320
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,832
It was different with
Me, 'cause I...
321
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,250
Nevermind.
322
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,124
Easy does it, boys.
323
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,832
We wouldn't want to
Scratch our precious pearl.
324
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:27,707
Now, if the darkwing squad is
Anything like their dingy role-model,
325
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,624
They should be making some
Kind of overblown entrance
326
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:35,458
Right about now.
327
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,332
We are the team that
Fights in the night.
328
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,582
We are the beaters that
Scramble your eggmen.
329
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,207
We are...
330
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,750
Really dumb.
331
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,957
There's the aquarium.
332
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,832
We'll just barge in and
See what's going on.
333
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,000
No!
334
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,999
Now we do things my way.
335
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,457
We need a plan.
336
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:09,375
Gee, I though barging
In was a plan.
337
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,874
Oh, man, watching others suffer
338
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,082
Is what bad guys live for.
339
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,999
Greetings mr. Steel beak.
340
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,457
I thought perhaps you would enjoy seeing
Darkwing duck decimated in person.
341
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,165
Do tell.
342
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,874
Excuse me, but this wouldn't be
Some kind of sucker play would it?
343
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,999
You know, one of those brilliant
Pieces of shush strategy
344
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,874
That's supposed dumbfound
Us poor witless evil doers.
345
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,457
Heh heh, looks like
He's got us there grizz.
346
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,165
Of course not,
And I will prove it!
347
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,166
Hey!
348
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,875
Help!
349
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,957
20 to 1, fishwing is fish food.
350
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,457
Hey, I'll take those odds.
351
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,458
Count me in.
352
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,458
I'm in for a fin.
353
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,415
I can't believe it.
354
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,875
Agent gryzlikoff's a traitor.
355
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,999
I am not traitor!
356
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,874
I am vladimir
Godunov gryzlikoff,
357
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,582
Chief agent of shush.
358
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,207
While they are distracted,
359
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,457
We are gonna do
Things the shush way.
360
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,208
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
361
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:40,500
Watch the typos
There, agent donkey.
362
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,582
Yes. Excellent report.
363
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,207
Thank you, sir!
364
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,832
Now, we are ready.
365
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,416
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
366
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,708
Uh-oh.
367
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,000
Help!
368
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,082
Well, sorry, boys,
But that's the game.
369
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,082
Nah.
370
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,874
Wait a minute.
371
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,624
We got the whole darkwing
Squad to play with.
372
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,874
There is no darkwing squad,
373
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,832
Only the agents of shush.
374
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,999
So, it was a setup, huh?
375
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,708
Take 'em, boys!
376
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,083
Begin procedures!
377
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,624
As you can see, shush strategy
378
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:18,374
Outperforms darkwing
Disaster every time.
379
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,875
Oh, no! Darkwing!
380
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,250
Lucky for me,
Duck feathers tickle.
381
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,290
You mean the whole
Thing was a setup?
382
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,874
Of course, darkwing.
383
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,332
We had to be fiendishly
Clever to capture steelbeak.
384
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,582
Besides, the idea of you
Training shush agents
385
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,124
Is preposterous.
386
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,957
Ha.
387
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,707
No one could match your wit,
388
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,165
Your ingenuity,
Your unpredictable methods.
389
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,707
Ha!
390
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,207
There is only one darkwing duck,
391
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,290
And we are fortunate to
Have him working with us.
392
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,374
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
393
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,957
Besides, I knew it was
A setup the whole time.
394
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:10,958
Kidding.
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