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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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But you know I work nights.
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You should've been
Home in bed hours ago.
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And walk out on the biker zombies
From wormwood creek movie marathon?
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Not in this universe!
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I wouldn't miss the scene where
The chain-sawing cannibals
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Beg for mercy from
The slimy mutant slug.
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Gee, this popcorn isn't half as
Tasty as it was a second ago.
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You're just lucky it's
Been such a quiet night.
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Hang on!
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Keen gear!
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Wow!
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Megavolt must've sucked
Off half the city's power
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To charge that thing.
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And he's not alone...
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It's that lunatic toy
Maker, quackerjack!
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Come on, troops,
Let's cage those creeps.
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Reality check.
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We're the crimefighters.
You're the obedient daughter who stays put
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And out of trouble.
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Just exactly what
Reality are checking?
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Ah, dad, do we have to
Go through this again?
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If something happened to you,
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I don't know what I'd do.
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Ok. I promise I
Won't get involved.
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That's my girl.
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Come on, l.P.
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We've got cons to collar.
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Right behind you, d.W.
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I never promised
I wouldn't watch.
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Ok, the time top's all
Ready to go bye-bye.
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Do you realize what this means?
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All the wonders of the
Future will be ours.
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Laser fusion yo-yos,
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Ion spinning jump ropes,
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Particle beam fuzzy bears.
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Economical electric cars,
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Micron solar cells,
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Zillion-watt light bulbs
With lifetime guarantees.
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But traveling through time
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Could put a hole in the
Space-time continuum.
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Wreak havoc with history
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And abnormally change the past,
Present, and future forever!
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Actually, it sounds kind of fun.
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They're getting away!
Where's dad?
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Ah, gee, d.W.,
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Maybe next time we
Could just use the door.
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And ruin a great entrance?
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This ought to slow 'em
Down until dad gets here.
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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About time.
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I am the batteries
That are not included.
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I am darkwing...
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Duck!
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Oh, like we didn't know that.
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Let me out.
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I'll make him sizzle
Like spit on a griddle.
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Oh, aren't we sounding folksy.
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Listen, gomer,
Wouldn't frying be more fun
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With a plasma-powered
Skillet from the future?
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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The future awaits!
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I hope this holds.
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Approaching with stylish,
Yet careful caution,
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The midnight mallard
Maneuvers mysteriously
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Towards the manglers of justice.
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Come on, dad. Speed it up.
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Oh, no! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Now the duck of
Doom prepares to...
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Gosalyn?
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Ooh. I used to stand in
Line to ride like this.
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Whoa! Was that an earthquake?
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Who cares? This is the future.
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And it's play time!
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To the toy factory!
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Get real, chuckles.
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We're staying here to try out
These new fusion generators.
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Well, I say we put it to a vote.
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All those in favor of the toy
Factory, say "Aye."
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Aye.
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Doll: aye.
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Nays?
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Nay.
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Looks like the "Aye's" have it.
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No fair.
He always sides with you.
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Whoa! Check it out.
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They sure cleaned things up.
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Not very friendly
Looking, though.
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I tried to say I was sorry
But he wouldn't listen.
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You've got to help me.
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Oh, no. It's too late.
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Sorry. We make it a point
Never to get involved.
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I am the terror that
Hunts in the night.
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Dad?
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I am the jackal that
Gnaws at your bones.
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I'm not finished.
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I am dark warrior duck!
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Maybe a year in the pen will
Teach you to use a crosswalk!
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Jaywalker.
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He does that to jaywalkers?
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And you thought your insurance
Premiums were high now.
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What would he do
To real criminals?
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Let's not stick around to find
Out, scout.
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Back to the time top!
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Maybe dad's just
Having a bad day.
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A really bad day.
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A stint in solitary
Ought to teach him
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Some respect for traffic laws.
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But what about my
Right to a trial?
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Are you saying a jury
Wouldn't take my word?
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No, sir. Not at all. Sir.
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subject with bad haircut.
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reported at corner of
Lankershim and magnolia.
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So, another criminal coiffure
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Endangering the sensibilities
Of decent citizens.
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And I bet he has dandruff too.
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Wait, dad! It's me!
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That duck's even
Crazier than we are.
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extreme parking violations.
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dark warrior's civil code
Requires impounding vehicle.
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and incarcerating
Guilty parties.
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He did it. He did it.
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I was only a passenger.
He was driving.
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Nonsense.
I couldn't possibly drive.
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I don't have a license.
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They're both guilty,
But I was taken against my will.
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How could you blame me?
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Because it's your
Fault, fly boy.
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Dad needs a major
Attitude adjustment.
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He sounds more like a
Bad guy than a good guy.
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What? Where'd everything go?
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[ humming ]
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Launchpad!
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Gosalyn!
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It sure is good to
See a friendly face.
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Whoa! D.W. Always said junk
Food would stunt your growth,
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But I thought you'd
Be a little taller.
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Where've you been
All these years?
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I haven't been anywhere.
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I got stuck on
Quackerjack's time top
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And ended up here in the future.
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This is the future?
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Not you you, it isn't,
But for me it is.
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What's going on around here?
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The city looks like it's
Just been washed and waxed,
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The streets are deserted,
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And dad's acting like
"No brain the barbarian."
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I slip away for a
Couple of decades
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And the whole town
Goes down the tubes.
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And how come you're
Not with darkwing?
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That's dark warrior, kiddo,
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And, well, you see,
I'm not his sidekick anymore.
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Well, how come? What happened?
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Well, I guess you happened.
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Or didn't happen.
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You see, d.W.
Thought you ran away
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Because he wouldn't
Let you help him.
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I tried to get him
Interested in his work again
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But, it was no use.
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Slice him and dice him.
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He was all washed up.
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But one day everything
Turned around for him.
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Hyah!
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He rediscovered his purpose.
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To protect st.
Canard from the forces of evil.
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It was time to get tough.
Really tough.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Boy, the city loved him.
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He scared every crook out of st.
Canard.
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But d.W.
Said the city was still in danger.
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Cease and desist, citizen!
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Eat that and your
Cholesterol level is shot!
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You're inviting a heart
Attack, pal.
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Now get home and
Steam some veggies
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Before I really get mad!
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He wasn't darkwing duck anymore.
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He was dark warrior duck.
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He said I was too soft on crime.
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Just because I thought
We should arrest crooks
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Before giving them
The electric chair.
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Well, I'll straighten him out
Just as soon as I talk to him.
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So, how do I talk to him?
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Beats me.
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Nobody but nobody talks
To dark warrior duck.
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Unless they break a law!
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And I thought this
Was gonna be hard.
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See? Worked like a charm.
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Ooh!
That's what I was afraid of.
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How dare they deface my face!
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There he goes,
Over-reacting again.
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I've got you now,
My little sitting ducks.
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Eat missile, graffiti heads!
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That'll teach those... Uuugh!
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G-g-g-gosalyn?
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Gosh. This sort of hurts.
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Gosalyn?
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In the flesh.
Now, what the heck is going on?
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My little angel is back!
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You don't know how
Much I've missed you.
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How 'bout a hug for
Your little sidekick?
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Ooh, it's you.
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What's the matter?
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Run out of criminals
To sympathize with?
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Looks like a clear
Case of the 3 ds...
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Defacement, destruction,
And disorderly conduct.
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Looks like it's the chair for
You, my ex-compadre.
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Will you chill out, dad?
I'm the one who did it.
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Nonsense. You were an innocent,
Subverted by the wilds
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Of a criminal mastermind.
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Dad, we're talking
About launchpad here.
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Oh, well, that's right.
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Well, perhaps I can
Be lenient this time.
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Boys! I'll just sentence
Him to life at hard labor.
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What?!
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But, dad...
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Now we have to get
You properly attired.
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Sidekick.
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Oooh.
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You always wanted high
Explosives for your birthday,
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But I gave you dolls.
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Now I know you have to be tough
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To face down crime.
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unauthorized pedestrians at the
Corner of miller and barley.
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Oh, boy! Curfew violators.
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Why didn't you
Look at your watch?
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I was playing whiffle boy.
I forgot about the time.
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Well, we better hurry before...
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Aaaaah! Aaaaah!
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Don't you know all law-abiding
Citizens are in bed by now?
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Sure. We were just getting a
Glass of water, that's all.
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Of course.
259
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,125
Yeah, she saw me.
260
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,999
8:00 bedtime... Bummer.
261
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,708
Sounds like dad, though.
262
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:05,124
I suppose I could let
You off easy this time,
263
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,832
If you promise never
To do it again.
264
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,707
Oh, no. We'd never, ever.
265
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:10,625
Never. I promise.
266
00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:13,249
Trick question. Ha-ha!
267
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,707
No one gets off easy in st.
Canard.
268
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,583
Take 'em away!
269
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,749
Protecting st.
Canard is a tough job.
270
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,125
The old darkwing duck
Couldn't hack it.
271
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:33,374
That's when dark warrior
Duck came to town.
272
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,999
So,
How do you like your uniform?
273
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,707
I don't think this
Is gonna work out.
274
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,415
Of course it will.
275
00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,207
With you as my sidekick,
276
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:45,207
The vermin of this city
Won't dare twitch a whisker.
277
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,749
We'll hunt 'em down,
278
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,290
Smash their plans,
279
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,333
And tear 'em limb from limb.
280
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,999
You know, you're not getting
Into the spirit of this, gos.
281
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,874
Dad, I can't move.
282
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,875
Ok, it needs a little tailoring.
So sue me.
283
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,207
Dad, you're obsessing.
284
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,874
I mean you were always a
Little amped on crime fighting,
285
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,332
But now you don't talk
About anything else.
286
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,707
You haven't even asked
Me why I haven't grown.
287
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,165
I assumed it was the junk food.
288
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:20,249
It was quackerjack and
Megavolt's time top.
289
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,290
I accidentally hitched
A ride to the future.
290
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,165
Megavolt and quackerjack here?
291
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,207
That's great!
292
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,999
Finally, a challenge!
293
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,624
Sure, it's important to continue
My fight against tooth decay
294
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,957
And the people who tear the
Little tags off pillows.
295
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:40,249
But real live supervillains...
296
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,874
Launch a full-scale search
297
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,874
For quackerjack and mega...
298
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,290
the suspects have already
Been incarcerated, sir.
299
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,124
What? You caught them already?
300
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,499
But I wanted to.
301
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,707
shall we destroy their
Vehicle, sir?
302
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,999
Yeah. Fine. Sure, whatever.
303
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,165
No! That's their time machine.
304
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,624
This solves everything.
305
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,707
They can take me back
306
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,249
So it'll be like I never left.
307
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,957
And then you won't
Think I ran away
308
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,332
And won't go nuts.
309
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,290
Launchpad won't be in jail
310
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,582
And all of st.
Canard'll go back the way it was.
311
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,625
Let's go.
312
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,082
Come on, dad.
313
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,249
Let me get this straight...
314
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,374
You want me to release
Two known criminals,
315
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,957
Give them an incredibly
Powerful vehicle,
316
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,624
And let them trash history
317
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,832
So that I, dark warrior duck,
318
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,457
Will never even exist?
319
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,582
Ah, I guess.
320
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:35,458
I don't think so.
321
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,874
Just think of it...
A time machine
322
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,374
Capable of taking me
Anywhere in history.
323
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,415
I can lock up criminals
Before they commit crimes.
324
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,374
Banks will be safe.
Drug stores will go unrobbed.
325
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,707
And no one will get away with
Not brushing after every meal.
326
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,207
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
327
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,291
But wait! Why stop there?
328
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,082
I'll go back to ancient babylon,
329
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,749
Where laws were
First written down.
330
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,874
Then I can make sure to
Get off to a good start.
331
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,165
For stealing an ox,
The penalty is death!
332
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,415
Coveting wives... Death!
333
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,749
Stealing grain... Death!
334
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,957
Tracking mud through the kitchen...
Death!
335
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,999
Being cranky in the morning...
Death!
336
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,624
No, no. Even better,
I'll go back to the beginning
337
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,165
When the first protoplast
Was just considering
338
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,416
Taking his first breath of air.
339
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,874
Hold it right there, pal.
340
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:34,333
Not another inch until we
Get a few rules straight.
341
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,708
Let's figure out how to
Get this baby cranking.
342
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,499
Pity the kid went bad.
343
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,207
We would've made a great team.
344
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,999
And I used to gripe when
He sent me to my room.
345
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,124
What did all these people
Do to get locked up?
346
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,582
Oh, the usual stuff...
347
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,874
Traffic violators,
Lawyers, plumbers,
348
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,999
Rude supermarket clerks,
Cartoon producers...
349
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,582
Who's that?
350
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,832
Mrs. Mildew.
351
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,749
She flunked d.W. In penmanship.
352
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,582
Well, at least he has some
Sense of justice left.
353
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,832
Still,
That doesn't excuse all this.
354
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,708
I say we bust out of here.
355
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,833
What's the matter? Chicken?
356
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:28,582
It's safer in here than out
There with dark warrior duck.
357
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:32,749
Tell mr. Electro face that
I'm still not talking to him.
358
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,374
He's not speaking to you.
359
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,874
Oh, yeah?
Well, tell him I'm not the one
360
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,290
Who stopped the time top
In a no-parking zone.
361
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,707
The time top... Right!
362
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,249
That's our ticket
Out of this mess.
363
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,124
Ok,
We all have to work together.
364
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,707
We can use the time top to fix
Things so this never happened.
365
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:57,707
Quackerjack, can't your toy
Teeth chew through these bars?
366
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,457
Those nasty robots
Took all my toys
367
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,332
When they drained
Megavolt of his power.
368
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,875
Will these do?
369
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,874
I gotta remember to start
Flossing when I get back.
370
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,958
Well, here goes.
371
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,707
[ alarm buzzes ]
372
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,707
What's that?!
373
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,624
escape attempt, sir.
374
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,957
Well,
Send out a squad of my robots.
375
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,582
I don't want to be bothered
376
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,416
While I'm restructuring
History in my own image.
377
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,582
Bring on the dark
Warrior dunce now!
378
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,832
I'll charbroil him!
379
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,708
Oh? Really?
380
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,207
Boy, can't that guy take a joke?
381
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,874
All right, just hold it.
382
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,749
This isn't you.
383
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,832
I think that inside you're
Still darkwing duck.
384
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,957
And you're still my dad.
385
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,957
I'm not afraid of
Your old gas gun!
386
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:11,290
Gas gun?! I haven't used
The gas gun in years!
387
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,332
Gulp
388
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,999
I should have recognized you
As a bad egg from the start.
389
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,624
You never cleaned your room,
390
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,957
Never helped with the dishes,
391
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,457
Never did well in school.
392
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,457
If that isn't a list
Of criminal tendencies,
393
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,999
I don't know what is.
394
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,083
There's no reason why I shouldn't
Blast you into a smudge.
395
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,875
But I-I-I just can't do it.
396
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,874
Hey, no use taking chances.
397
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,374
I knew you couldn't do it, dad.
398
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,999
I'd get going if I was you.
399
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,582
He may be smiling now,
400
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,708
But he won't be
When he wakes up.
401
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,957
Don't worry.
Once I get back to my own time,
402
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,624
None of this will
Have ever happened.
403
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,082
Come on, come on, come on.
404
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,290
Are you sure it's a good
Idea to take them along?
405
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,707
After all,
They're hardened criminals.
406
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,374
Maybe they should
Stay locked up here.
407
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:05,290
Please, please take me.
408
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,707
If there's one thing
This has taught me,
409
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,999
It's that every person deserves
The benefit of a doubt.
410
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,208
Besides, I don't know
How to drive this thing.
411
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,999
I don't know where you went,
412
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,582
But you'll be sorry
You came back.
413
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,083
Yaaaaa!
414
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,874
Dark warrior?
415
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,624
Oh, perfect.
416
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,624
Gone five minutes
And my own daughter
417
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,583
Forgets my name.
418
00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:53,999
Just like she forgot she was
Supposed to stay in the ratcatcher.
419
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,457
Launchpad!
420
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,165
Don't change the subject.
421
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,999
I have had it with
You, young lady.
422
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,249
You are grounded for a month.
423
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,749
No problem, dad.
That kind of justice I can handle.
424
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,208
Now don't argue with me.
I... Do... Ah...
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