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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Oh, darkwing.

Dining in my favorite place With my favorite duck.

It's all so romantic.

Romantic... Right.

Any place I'm with you is Romantic in my book, morganna.

Oh, dark, how sweet.

Blaaa!

I'm with you, archie.

Get a life!

Is something wrong, Dark darling?

You've hardly touched your food.

Well, I really never liked fast food.

Besides I just can't get My mind off diamonds.

Diamonds? As in engagement rings?

No. As in crime ring.

Diamonds are disappearing All across st. Canard.

Oh, I see. You're talking about a case.

Well, I could help you with that.

Hold it. The last time you helped me,

You turned me into a rutabaga.

That was just a teenie accident.

Sorry, but I just can't have You getting in my way again.

So, I get in your way. Is that it?

Well, Perhaps I should rephrase that.

Ok, you're upset, right?

That's not upset...

This is upset!

Watch it!

Careful!

Morg!

It's not the best Date they've ever had,

But it is fun to watch.

Aaah, A diamond engagement ring...

Perfect for the Negaduck collection.

Well, myrtle, will you marry me?

Yaaaaa!

What's the matter, pal?

Don't you believe in Love at first fright?

I better check this out.

Aah, morganna macabre.

She used to be a First-rate crook

Until she fell for that Second-rate crime fighter,

Darkwing duck.

This is just the sort Of immature behavior

I'd expect from an ex-crook.

So that's what this Is all about...

You don't trust me.

No, no, no. Not at all.

It's just that they say People never really change.

What?!

Well, I didn't say it. They said it.

Of course I'm saying it now. I wish they were here.

If you can't trust me,

Then you can Consider us through.

But morganna, We and me and you and I...

Her magic would fit Perfectly into my plan.

Time to go a-courtin'.

Wait a second, morganna. Sweetie.

I... I... Oh, boy.

Ouch.

Ok, I'll deal with Darkwing diplomat.

Eek and squeak, You guys work on morganna.

We'll have this romance Patched up in no time.

Absolutely not. Never.

Not in a million years.

Forget it. I'd rather give Up my hex-of-the-month club

Than ever talk to Darkwing again.

[ knocking at door ]

Oh, dear. That might be him now.

How do I look? Am I pale enough?

Are my cobwebs straight?

[ doorbell ]

I got it. I got it.

A-a-a-achoo!

Now who could this be?

Negaduck!

What are you doing here?! You villain!

Villain no more, morganna.

I have reformed.

I find that hard to believe.

Oh, woe is me.

I expected this from the others,

But you... You were once a criminal.

If you don't trust me, who will?

Baa-haaa-haaa!

Well, I... That is, I...

Boo-hooo-hooo!

Well, of course I trust you.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

You don't know how Much this means to me.

Morganna, I'm sorry. I... Yaa-yaaa...

Darkwing...

What's going on here?

You won't believe it...

Negaduck has given Up his evil ways.

You're right. I don't believe it.

Oh, but it's true. I've started my own company.

Nega-sweets.

I make valentine candy.

Like what? Chocolate-covered grenades?

Ok, morganna, What were you and the casanova of crime

Really up to?

Why, darkwing, don't tell me...

You're jealous.

Moi? Jealous of negaduck?

Sure, he's handsome,

A snappy dresser,

Fabulously wealthy,

But I, on the other Hand, am desperate.

Oh, please, please, please.

Don't toss me aside, morganna.

Please give me one more chance. I beg of you.

Look, Tomorrow's valentine's day,

I'll take you on the Greatest date of your life.

Sure. You two go have your fun.

I'll be just fine.

So what if temptations Lure me back

To a life of crime And degradation?

Baaa-haaa-haaaa!

I know. Why don't all three of us go out?

You want to bring a Criminal on a date with us?

Former criminal. Or do you still think

People never change?

Who? Me? No, no, no, no. No way.

Then let's forgive and forget.

Yeah, Let's let bygones be bygones.

From now on, we'll all be pals.

This carnival's nothing But a bunch of creeps,

Mutants, and misfits.

Just like my last Family reunion.

Are you boys having fun?

Yes. No.

Good. What shall we do first?

How 'bout getting rid Of the competition?

You don't fool me, negaduck!

En garde!

Darkwing, You ought to be ashamed.

We're all friends now, remember?

Yeah. Remember?

But... But...

He... And with fire and Ouch and burns and... Ooh!

Come on, guys. Dad needs our help.

Here we are... The perfect valentine's day ride.

You are not taking my date Into the tunnel of love.

Why, of course not, dark.

This is a ride for lovers.

Now you two enjoy.

Ah, thanks. I guess.

Maybe I was wrong About negaduck.

Maybe he really has reformed.

Oh, dark darling. You see? You can trust people.

Yeah, dark darling. You can even trust me.

Trust me to obliterate you.

Now that we're all alone In the tunnel of love,

How 'bout a little kiss?

A kiss? Sure, why not?

I mean, ah... One kiss coming up.

Happy valentine's Day, darkwing duck.

I'm waiting... Darkwing?

Well, for his sake I hope he Went to get a breath mint.

Hey! Get me outta here!

Oh, morganna, You just missed darkwing.

Where did he go?

Oh, dear. I promised not to say anything.

Ok, you dragged it out of me...

He went off to foil some crime.

Without me?

He said he would've Asked for your help,

But, well, "Once a Crook, always a crook."

He said that?

Oh, why that arrogant, dirty, rotten. No good,

Parasitic, untrusting, Uncaring, unmannered,

Scarlet little... Oooh!

It's gonna take a Miracle to get morganna

And dad together now.

Wha... Hey! Whoa!

Eek, squeak, slow down.

Watch it. Careful. Not so fast.

Hey, I thought you were Taking me to morganna's

Magic spell book.

But there are no words In this stupid book.

Careful. And watch who you call stupid.

It's not polite, don't you know.

Way cool, a talking book.

I am the quackrenomicon.

Ancient, forbidden, Tome of the sorcerers art.

But you can call me quacky.

Now what'll it be?

A curse? Turn lead to gold? You name it.

Have you got a love Potion, quacky?

I see. Boy problems, eh?

Not for me. For my dad.

Yeah, right. Well, first, You're gonna need three newt's eyes,

A cup of pureed toad,

And 12 slug's knuckles.

Slug's knuckles? Keen gear!

Boy, this stuff stinks.

Must be the marky drool.

Great. That'll be perfect.

Oops.

Our little friend Will be all right now.

You see, The more love potion you use,

The longer it lasts.

Oh, company.

Thanks again for the ride Home, negaduck.

Say, morganna, Have you ever thought about going back

To a life of crime?

Negaduck, please! I want to be alone.

Now, good night.

Maybe it's not gonna be That easy getting morganna

To fall back into A life of crime.

At least, Not until she falls for me.

Ah, my sweet magical morganna,

My bewitching witch, my... Hey!

Negaduck, what are you doing?

Can't you see we are Made for each other?

Forget it! The only duck I'm Interested in is darkwing.

However, I'm not so sure about him anymore.

Ah-ha! Care to explain this, morganna?

Mambo lessons, I suppose.

And why should I explain?

You're the one who disappeared.

Remember?

Yeah, but I can explain.

I better spray morganna quick

Before dad explains himself Into even more trouble.

I don't know what you're up To, negaduck, but...

Pe-uuu! Try and switch colognes, negs.

Oops.

Negaduck, buddy. How's my bestest pal?

Here, Let me make you comfortable.

There. That's better.

I know I said Forgive and forget,

But this is negaduck.

Oh, don't be silly.

Me and negaronny are Bros, compadres, chums.

I don't know what you're trying to Pull, darkwing...

Oh, what's the matter, Negsie, old pal?

Is there something else I could do for you?

Yeah! Go jump off a cliff.

Anything for you, negmeister

Geronimo!

Ooh, bummer.

And to think, all this time,

All I had to do was ask.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yes... Your beak is a golden Temple of rapturous bliss.

Darkwing! You're all right.

I picked these for you at the Bottom of the cliff, negabuddy.

Whew! It's about time That love potion wore off.

Don't worry, morganna. He won't spoil our romance.

I'll just have him jump Over another cliff.

The only thing I'm Gonna jump is you!

Will someone please tell Me what is going on?

A love potion?

Whose idiotic idea was that?

His.

Nice housewares you've Got, morganna.

Real durable.

Now give me a kiss and stop Playing so hard to get.

I'm not playing!

Bye bye. If I didn't know better,

I'd say you were trying to Give me the cold shoulder.

Oooh! I was.

Nice shootin', annie oakley.

With enemies like you,

Who needs friends?

Oh, don't worry, morganna.

You'll warm up to me.

Ha-ha. I love it.

Quick, follow them. I'll defrost dad.

Yaaaa!

Hello again, my love.

I've got a little Surprise for you.

Diamonds?

So, you're behind all Those diamond robberies!

Believe me, I feel terrible...

Stooping to such petty crimes.

But you just can't Imagine how expensive

A thermonuclear Warhead is these days.

And your story about Giving up crime

And starting a candy Company was all lies!

Not all lies...

Welcome to the national Negasweet candy factory.

And international diamond Smuggling headquarters.

Who'd ever check a box of Valentine candy for stolen gems?

Of course, now you'll be able to Speed up my operation 1,000 times.

Just use your magic to make these Diamonds as big as boulders.

Forget it, negaduck. I've given up crime.

Oh, come on, morganna.

Once a criminal, Always a criminal.

How dare you!

Give it up! I'm too quick.

Now, care for some chocolate?

Oh, yum. I've always loved Women with good taste.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night!

I am the lollypop that Sticks in your hair.

I am...

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well, if it isn't Chocolate-dipped duck?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Negaduck! Here I come!

Ready or not!

Oh, pe-uuu!

Oh, no. A love potion.

So nice of you to drop in.

What are you looking at?!

Yep, once again, Saved by my buzz-saw cuff links.

Dark, darling...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me how heroic I am later.

Right now, it's time to give Negaduck his just desserts.

Gosalyn, did you forget Whose side you're on?

Yaaaaa!

That'll teach you to try and Hurt our best buddy, negaduck.

Did I miss something?

It must be the love potion.

Suck frosting, do-gooder!

If those two give You any more trouble

Just let me know.

Uh-oh.

Hope you like my frosting, It's my specialty.

Low calorie, high octane!

Oh, the love potion. Thanks.

Mind if I borrow your gas Gun, dark darling?

My gas gun? My personal gas gun?

Oh, for once in your Life, trust me.

Uh-oh.

What's that smell?

Morganna, darling...

Negaduck, My little honey wumpus.

Hey! I'm supposed to be Your little honey wumpus.

Care for a jaw-breaker, Sweetums?

Ah, why, thank you.

Ñ one broken jaw coming up.

I guess that's what you'd Call a bittersweet ending.

See, I told you Everything would work out.

Happy valentine's day, My little honey wumpus.

May I order for you, duck?

Uh... Are you sure That's such a good idea?

Don't you trust me To order dinner?

It's just that you always Order that crawly stuff and...

Oh, darkwing duck, This time you asked for it!

Morganna! Hey, that hurts!

Oooh! Oh, oooh!

Well, you know what they say...

You always hurt The one you love.