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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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I gotta get out of here.
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This is no place for plants.
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There's no light.
My leaves are drooping.
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Aah! Look!
I think I have leaf lice.
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You gotta let me out.
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I only robbed banks
For seed money.
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You'd think I was the only
Vegetable that ever went bad.
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Hey! What's going on?
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Launchpad!
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Would you pay a bit more
Attention to your flying?
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I'd like to meet with the warden
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While I'm still
Among the living.
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Did you know some
Police departments
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Use psychic powers
To solve crimes?
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Just what are you reading?
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It's the latest in the
Incredibly large and weird books
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For your coffee
Table collection.
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Launchpad, there is no
Easy way to solve a crime.
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Just logic, deduction,
And a through compiling of clues.
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That's how I locked bushroot
Away in the first place.
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I thought it was because he hid
In the back of a police car.
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Just land the plane.
The warden's waiting.
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No thicks, bushroot.
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This gun is loaded with
Industrial-strength weed killer.
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One move and you're compost.
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He hasn't moved in two weeks.
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That's why we called you.
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Oh. Right.
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Stand back while I
Collect my clues.
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Ok, hair wilted,
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Complexion dry and brown,
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No pulse... Of course,
That's normal for a vegetable.
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Warden, the facts point
To one conclusion...
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Bushroot is dead.
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Shouldn't we check his aura?
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What's he doing?
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Excuse my sidekick.
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His brain seems to be having
An out-of-body experience.
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No, that's in chapter 10.
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I'm trying to connect with the
Powers of my subconscious mind.
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Launchpad, the facts don't lie.
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Bushroot is dead.
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Absolutely, without a doubt...
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Dead! Dead! Dead!
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Except for this vine
Growing out the window.
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Huh?
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Your psychic sense is amazing.
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Bushroot isn't dead.
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He sprouted right
Through the wall.
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Well, yeah,
I was just about to deduce that.
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This psychic business
Is fascinating.
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How are you at
Finding lost socks?
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That's quite a fashion
Statement for you two.
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Who's your designer? King tut?
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We're boosting out psychic
Senses with pyramid power.
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If I can read my teacher's mind
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I'll never have to study
For a test anymore.
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Really? Why don't you
Try reading my mind?
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Guess I better do my homework.
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See that?
The hat's working already.
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It was just luck that
You found that vine.
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You better get the door.
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And now you've got gosalyn
Believing in that nonsense.
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[ doorbell ring ]
I'll get the door.
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Hello, honker. What did you...
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Mr. Mallard,
You've got to help me.
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What? What?
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It's my family.
They've been acting really...
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Weird.
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I hope it's not contagious.
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Honker,
Weird is a relative term.
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And after all,
Your relatives are muddlefoots.
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No offense.
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Dad, he's being serious.
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What happened, honk?
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They all disappeared.
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One can only hope.
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Looks like binkey's a little
Behind in her housework.
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Well, mom's been gardening.
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Inside the house?
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Wow! This much dirt makes
Even my room seem clean.
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Let's not go crazy.
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All right, spread out.
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The precision mind
Of darkwing duck
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Needs clues to feed on.
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I'll check for auras.
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I'll check for auras. Right.
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Yaaa!
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Whoa! Some cabbage.
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This baby could keep me
In cole slaw for a month.
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My aunt trudi sent it.
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That's when mom
Started gardening.
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I can't get near it...
Gives me hives.
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Herb hasn't been gone long...
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The set's still warm.
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Hey, there's a tape in the vcr.
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moisten your mulch frequently,
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but be sure to take precautions
Against that pesky mildew.
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"Gardening with gerdie"
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Sounds a little
Intellectual for herb.
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Look! She's got some of
Those weird cabbages.
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Ah! Stop the tape!
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Look in the
Shrubbery behind her.
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Aah! It's not some of
That pesky mildew, is it?
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Nooo. But you're close.
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Bushroot!
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Once again,
The brilliant darkwing duck
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Solves the case with logic,
Analysis, and deduction.
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How so?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Bushroot escapes from prison,
Kidnaps the muddlefoots,
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And forces them to
Grow mutant cabbages.
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Why?
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Why? Because... He...
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I'd better get more close.
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Don't worry, honk man,
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With this dowsing rod,
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I'll find your folks in a jiffy.
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Oh, plu-ease!
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Just hold up the map for me
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And here we go.
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Ignore mr. Allakazam.
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The video tape's box will tell
Us where the show was made.
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Which is where those cabbage
Monstrosities must have come from.
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Now that's... Oooh!
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You're right. The show was
Taped in the town of twin beaks.
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Weird.
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Well, there's twin beaks.
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I guess it's time to
Put on the blindfold.
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What?!!!!
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I don't want my subconscious
Distracted by anything I see.
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Like those trees?!
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Yaaaaa!
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Majorly impressive.
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That was your
Smoothest landing ever.
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Amazing. Maybe there is something to
That subconscious brain of your...
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Aaaaah!
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Or maybe not.
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Well, we can't be too lost.
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Sounds like there's
A farm near here.
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With duck skywalker here
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Using the power of the forest,
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It's a wonder we landed
On the same planet.
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No more subconscious
Hocus-pocus, launchpad.
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Launchpad?
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Launchpad?
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There he is.
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Launchpad,
We have a case to solve.
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Will you quit wandering off?
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Mooo.
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The cows are not what they seem.
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Weird.
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Even for launchpad.
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Ok, twin beaks is a
Quarter mile up the road.
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We should take a left
At the second light
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And stop in at trudi's dinner.
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She makes a great pie
And darn good coffee.
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Did the nice cow
Tell you all that?
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Don't be silly, d.W.
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This log gave me the directions.
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The cow just warned us
Not to order the coffee.
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Yeah.
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Well, this is the place
The log recommends.
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Great. I bet all the
Classiest timber eats here.
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It sure looks popular
With the salad crowd.
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I told you this was the
Source of those things.
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I'm positive that
Bushroot is behind it all.
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Of what?
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His plan to take over...
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The scheme and the bad stuff...
Whatever.
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I just need a few more
Clues to sort it out.
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The log thinks
Bushroot is innocent.
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Well, of course it does.
It's a plant!
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Sort of.
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Great. Now he has me
Debating with kindling.
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Well...
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May I help you?
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Why, honker, what are you
Doing here with these folks?
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Hello, aunt trudi.
This is darkwing duck.
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He's helping me find my parents.
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Oh, why, you silly,
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They're out back.
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They came up to help
With the harvest.
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Well, that's binkey for you.
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She must have just
Forgotten him.
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Mom! Dad!
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Hiya, honk.
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Sorry about leaving
You back home.
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Sure am glad you could make it.
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Oh, yes. We really couldn't
Have a harvest without you.
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Moooo!
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I'm gettin' bad vibrations
About this town, d.W.
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Something strange
Is going on here.
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No. Strange is learning your
Wife is an elvis impersonator
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From the bermuda triangle.
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This place is downright bizarre.
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Oh, I don't think so at all.
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It's just that this town feels
Particularly close to their plants.
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Waaaa!
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I can tell.
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This coffee taste
Like fertilizer.
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Maybe next time you'll
Listen to the cows.
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Cows! Cows! Cows!
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Aaaaah!
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Cows? Why would cows scare them?
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I've got it. Cows make milk.
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Milk goes bad.
The coffee is bad.
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Bushroot's bad. You see?
It all connects.
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But the log says
Bushroot is innocent.
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You expect me to take the
Word of a plant sympathizer?
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Well, logical deductions
Aren't working.
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Besides, the log was right
About finding this place.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
It was wrong about the coffee.
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Even the stupid
Cows got that right.
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There is no way I'm
Wasting my valuable time
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Following some log
Into the woods.
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Ok, ok, ok,
But I'm only going along
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So you'll see how
Stupid this all is,
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And drop this
Subconscious mumbo-jumbo.
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Bushroot's behind it and I'm
The one who's going to find...
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Waaa daaa!
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See?
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It is bushroot! He's dead!
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Again?
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Guess that blows your swell
Theory about him, huh, dad?
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Have fun.
I'm gonna check on honker.
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Aren't you curious why a mutant
Plant duck breaks out of prison
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And ends up wrapped in plastic?
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How else do you keep
Vegetables fresh?
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Right.
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L.P.,
I never thought I'd say this,
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00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:19,333
But I have a few
Questions to ask your log.
261
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,165
Aaaah!
262
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,165
Where've you been, anyway?
263
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:35,457
Helping my parents with the
Harvest of these neat cabbages.
264
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,290
See?
265
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,000
Gosalyn, run!
266
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,458
Honker?
267
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:44,124
Too late, short stuff.
268
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,416
Who're you calling short?
269
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,582
Come on, honk!
270
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,582
Those were alien plant invaders
271
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,707
Who want to replace
Everyone on earth.
272
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:59,875
Gee, that plot doesn't sound so
Cliche when it's happening to you.
273
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,708
Oh, no!
274
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:19,874
But, d.W., what happened to
Using logic and deduction?
275
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,874
Logic? Deduction?, ha!
276
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,707
Mere crutches for
Unenlightened minds.
277
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:29,332
I am going to let my subconscious
Mind solve the mystery.
278
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,832
Oh, you mean just like I
Landed the thunder quack?
279
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:35,458
Hardly.
This is entirely different.
280
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,582
I must be dreaming!
281
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,457
Yes! That is the perfect way to
Watch the subconscious mind work.
282
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:53,125
Well, I'll just sit
Back and enjoy the show.
283
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,291
Yaaaa!
284
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,874
The cows are not what they seem.
285
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,208
What cows?
286
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,749
Look what they did to me.
287
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,833
Who did what? What did... What?
288
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:49,125
You'll never take me alive.
289
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,458
Talk about a nightmare.
290
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,500
You should've listened to
Us, d.W.
291
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,500
Waaaa!
292
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,749
Ooh, that was a big help.
293
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,999
It's all clear now.
294
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,249
About as clear as a tax form.
295
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,999
The cows are not what they seem.
296
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,749
What's that supposed to mean?
297
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,583
Why don't you ask her?
298
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,000
Greetings, earth duck.
299
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,582
Ok, fine.
300
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,207
I'll admit I'm awake.
301
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,457
I've just gone crazy.
302
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:58,207
Come on, dad.
It's not that complicated.
303
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,957
Cabbages from outer space
304
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,707
Are duplicating
Everybody in the world
305
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,624
So they can take
Over the planet,
306
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,499
And this cow,
Who's really an alien,
307
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,415
Has come here to recapture 'em.
308
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,124
Just deal with it.
309
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,999
I come from the planet larson
310
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,249
On the far side of the galaxy.
311
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,874
We have been in
Telepathic contact
312
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,707
With some of the simpler brained
Life forms of your planet.
313
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:23,875
Yep. She said I had more space
In my brain than anyone else.
314
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,290
We used him to bring you here
315
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,249
While the plant creature
Spied on the enemy.
316
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,000
Plant creature?
317
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,707
Whoa! This guy's harder
To kill than crabgrass.
318
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,499
Bushroot is helping you?
319
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,415
Hey, I may be a mutant plant
Duck, sure,
320
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,374
But I'm an earth
Mutant plant duck.
321
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,749
As champions of earth,
We are depending on you
322
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,249
To detain the enemy
323
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,874
Until we arrive
With reinforcements.
324
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,249
Arrive? But you're already...
325
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,208
Here?
326
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,999
Get with the space age, dad.
327
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,415
That was just a
Holographic transmission.
328
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,415
Of course.
329
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,749
And I thought I was confused
330
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,000
When I didn't know
What was going on.
331
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,374
Come, come, come, come.
We mustn't be late.
332
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,749
Oh, no! They're already
Shipping out the harvest.
333
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,290
How are we gonna stall 'em, dad?
334
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:20,332
Stall? I say we scare those cabbage
Heads back to where they came from.
335
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,416
Let's get dangerous!
336
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:29,374
Here you go.
Want that plain or extra fish meal?
337
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,457
It slices. It dices.
338
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,874
It can turn a bushel of cabbage
339
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:36,583
Into gallons of
Crispy cole slaw.
340
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:43,458
Seconds, anyone?
341
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,415
Well, seems like all the
Little scudders are aboard.
342
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,999
Yes. By this time tomorrow
343
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,624
St. Canard will be the
Produce center of the galaxy.
344
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:58,165
Say, neighbors, you better get
That crop back to the barn.
345
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,582
There's a swarm of flying
Cabbage beetles headed this way.
346
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,625
There's no such thing.
347
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,999
When you need plague and
Pestilence, I'm your duck.
348
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,875
You seal off the busses.
I'll check on honk.
349
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,999
How's it going, honk?
Is it ready?
350
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,333
Almost.
Pour in that cup of vinegar.
351
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,165
So, you little spuds,
Thought you could blow our cover.
352
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,582
Give it to 'em, honk!
353
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,499
Honk... You gotta do it.
354
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,290
But my mom...
355
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,332
Those things aren't
Your parents!
356
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,290
Come on, kids.
357
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,333
It's time to leave.
358
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,458
Ooooh. Blaaaa.
359
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,207
Keen gear, honk.
360
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,708
What is that stuff, weed-killer?
361
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,875
Nope. Salad dressing.
362
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,749
We're not going to
Let those space aliens
363
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,833
Give vegetables a bad
Name, are we?
364
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:06,125
All right then, corn
Stalks, lend me your ears.
365
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,874
Don't shoot until you see
The pollen in their petals.
366
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,708
Fire!
367
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,333
Haha! No one's going to
Call us a bunch of pansies!
368
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,291
Oh, sorry guys.
369
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,707
These aliens may be big
Wigs in the galactic garden,
370
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,707
But they're no match
For darkwing duck.
371
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,874
On the contrary,
We're a perfect match.
372
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,375
Take 'em, honker.
373
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,582
Never send a duck
To do a plant's job.
374
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,957
Ready, boys?
375
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,332
Forget it, shrub.
376
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:46,166
Whiff weed-killer, earth plant.
377
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:54,625
No more foolin' around.
Turn them to mulch!
378
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,416
Yea! Hooray! Hooray!
379
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,374
Your parents will revive soon
380
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,832
Along with the rest
Of the town's people.
381
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,249
We are very sorry this happened.
382
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:27,290
A radiation leak on a farm
Colony created these mutations.
383
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,999
Our food was never meant
To become intelligent.
384
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,165
Food? You eat them?
385
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,582
That's barbaric!
386
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,332
I don't often agree
With twiggy here,
387
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:43,249
But after all this,
It does seem kinda gross.
388
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:47,749
Really? And when was the last
Time you had a steak sandwich?
389
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,249
Actually, I'm more of a peanut
Butter and jelly man, myself.
390
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,749
Fortunately, we were in time.
391
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,582
If even one of the
Cabbages had escaped,
392
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,582
It would have been disastrous.
393
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,999
Being the world's only mutant
Plant duck is a lonely job,
394
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,624
But not anymore...
395
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:08,499
Come on, baby, there's a whole
Planet out there to show you.
396
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,708
Moooo!
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