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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Oh! I can't believe this.
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What? Lose another
Game of whiffle boy?
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The daily crime report.
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It's the worst report
I've ever seen.
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A regular crime wave?
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I wish.
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There's hasn't been
One crime all day.
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Isn't that good?
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Not for a crimefighter.
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Without a crime to fight, I'm...
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I'm doodly-squat.
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There must be a crime somewhere.
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I dunno, d.W.
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The city looks real quiet.
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And I was just reading,
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"It's a quiet town
That calms you down."
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"Stress-busters...
How to relax in a hurry."
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Sounds like a work of genius.
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Wanna read it?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm perfectly relaxed.
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Let's find a crime...
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Any crime, big
Crime, little crime.
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Broken glass in front of
Gombert's candy store.
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Aha. Aha.
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Aha.
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Unless I miss my guess,
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A robbery has taken place here.
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Who did this dastardly deed?
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A cowboy and an indian.
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What ever happened to
The common criminal?
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Say, for someone who's
Just been robbed,
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You seem awfully calm.
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Well, you know,
What happens, happens.
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[snoring]
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[snoring]
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stress-busters says.
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To accept the things
You cannot change.
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Or is that change the
Things you can't accept?
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I'm only interested
In the change
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Stolen from that cash register.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Waah-hoo!
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Waah-waah-waah!
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[crash]
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Hey, good idea, d.W.
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These spilled gumballs
Oughta lead us to the crooks.
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Ahem.
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Excuse me.
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Were you robbed by a
Cowboy and an indian?
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A cowboy and an indian?
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Don't be silly.
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It was two pirates.
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Two pirates? Of course.
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And they didn't rob us.
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They just wanted to try this
New kind of bowling with...
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A pack of wild panthers.
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A pack of wild panthers?
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So we said okey-dokey.
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Did you hear that, launchpad?
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They said okey-dokey.
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Shh.
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What do you mean, shh?
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They hate loud noises.
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They?
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[growling]
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Nice kitties.
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Pretty kitties.
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Cowboys and indians
Committing candy crimes?
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Pirates playing with panthers?
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Two circus clowns creating chaos
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Across the city.
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This case gets
Crazier and crazier.
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To be or not?
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I guess that's the question.
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Anon, we seize the
Stage to here perform
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A play to lift your
Hearts and make them warm.
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Quackerjack,
This dressing up in costumes
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Is getting boring.
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Can't we do something
A little more shocking?
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Shush, megavolt.
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You'll spoil my little drama.
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Strange. The trail led right
Into the shubird theater.
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But, ere our fine
Amusement may commence,
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We must collect your
Dollars and your cents.
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Look. Those aren't actors.
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It's that crazed
Toymaker, quackerjack,
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And his supercharged
Pal, megavolt.
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Of course.
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They're behind this
Cockamamie crime wave.
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Hold it right there,
You thieving thespians.
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The citizens of st. Canard won't
Stand for this sort of treatment!
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We don't mind.
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What's with you people?
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The city's being robbed blind,
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And you act like
Nothing's happening?
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So, what's your point?
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Not so fast, evildoers.
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My, my. Aren't we in a huff.
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Mr.
Banana-brain says relax, max.
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Would everyone please
Stop telling me to relax?
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I am relaxed.
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I... Am... Relaxed!
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Oopsy.
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You really know how to bring
Down the house, dipwing.
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I'll bring you down.
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Another electrifying
Performance, megavolt.
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Hey, come back here, you...
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[cough cough]
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Uh-oh. D.W.
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Looks like they got away.
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And it's all my fault.
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I overreacted.
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Oh. A crimefighter
Should remain calm
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At all times.
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Launchpad, the book.
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stress-busters. chapter one.
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"The first step to tranquillity
Is plenty of exercise..."
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and you can't beat
A nice peaceful jog.
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yes, nothing like a brisk jaunt.
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through the neighborhood.
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to chase those cares away.
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and for true relaxation,
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a gentle massage
Will work wonders.
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ahh. Just feel that tension.
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being squeezed right out of you.
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proper medication techniques.
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can open up shining
New vistas of serenity.
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simply close your eyes.
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and focus on a restful image,
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such as a tropical
Island or a sunset.
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any calming image
Will do nicely.
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a field of wind-swept flowers,
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a mountain stream.
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He must be reading
Chapter seven,
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"Redecorating for relaxation."
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He doesn't look so relaxed.
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Ha ha ha ha! Shh. Shh.
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It's a fly. Ha ha!
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Got him!
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Dad, stop!
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He-yah!
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Ouch. Ouch.
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Singed but triumphant.
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[fly buzzes]
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Maybe it's time
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That we read chapter 12, d.W...
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"Seeking professional help."
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Vat a tense little puppy you
Are, no?
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Well, we can help you.
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I am dr. Heeby.
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I am dr. Jeeby.
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Say,
You two look awfully familiar.
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ach! you're having deja vu.
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This could be serious.
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ja, ja, ja.
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Ve must first learn
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Vat is making you so tense.
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Perhaps it's the violence
Of modern society, huh?
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Ve need to get him in touch
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mit his inner child self.
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Here. Your reaction to
This simple child's toy
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Vill help us to
Underschtand your problem.
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[pop goes the weasel plays]
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Now ve see vat is eating you.
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Eating you. Ha ha ha!
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[panting]
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Definitely tense.
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You need to calm down.
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I know vat vould fix
Him, dr. Heeby.
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He needs a little jolt
From our relaxatron.
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Relaxatron?
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Of course.
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You're the ones turning
Everyone into zombies.
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You're quackerjack and megavolt.
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You got it, banana-beak.
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Hey, what are you...
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Let me go.
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And guess who's next to get
Fried, clyde?
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Ha ha ha!
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It's playtime!
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Whoa. Must be some new
Relaxation technique.
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Keen gear!
How'd you get so wiggly?
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special...
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news bulletin.
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two giant pumpkins
Snuck into the museum.
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and forcibly borrowed
Priceless egyptian stuff.
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no big deal, really.
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Gee, d.W. Giant pumpkins!
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That must be quackerjack and
Megavolt in costume again.
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They're running the
Stress-free clinic.
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Quackerjack and
Megavolt run the clinic?
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Yeah. They gave me
This waddleman radio.
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Just the thing to
Help you relax.
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I've got something
To help you unrelax
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So you can clobber those crooks.
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Let's get mischievous!
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He hates me doing this.
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Ooh! Now I'm mad!
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See?
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Whew! For a second there,
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I thought I needed
New batteries.
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[humming]
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Oh!
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Ta-da!
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It's the great toy pyramid!
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A colossal tribute to st.
Canard's new law...
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The law of fun!
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Got that right, dwight.
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Now that everybody's
So carefree,
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We'll have all the fun we want.
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I am the terror...
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Uh... And then something
About flappin', right?
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Right. Say something to
Strike fear in their hearts.
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Wow. Cool hats.
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Dad, they're the bad guys.
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You foil 'em, not flatter 'em!
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Ooh, getting upset, young lady?
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We know how to cure that.
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Meet mr. Relaxatron!
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Yipe! Yipe!
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Drat! My battery's low.
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Oh, good going, sparky.
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Don't call me sparky!
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O.K., you asked for it.
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Suck gas, evildoers!
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Eew!
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Mmm! Cajun-sytle pickle relish.
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Hah! C'mon,
Let's go wreak some havoc...
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Sparky.
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Don't call me sparky!
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You put relish in the gas gun?
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Sure.
Even a relaxed crimefighter
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Has to be prepared.
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Prepared for what?
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A little snack.
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Behold.
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Krazy kevin's klassic
Kocktail wienies.
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Yay! My favorite!
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00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,874
Ohh!
270
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,874
Groovy!
271
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,874
Fabulous!
272
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,874
What are you waiting
For, sparky?
273
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,832
Hurry up and recharge
Your battery!
274
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,166
Don't call me sparky!
275
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,832
Wow. I needed that.
276
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,082
I'm glad you got such a charge,
277
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:19,375
Because you destroyed
Mr. Relaxatron!
278
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,999
Oh, terrific. A blackout.
279
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,332
How are we supposed to see?
280
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,624
Why doncha light a
Candle, randall?
281
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:34,083
That's it!
Thanks, mr. Banana-brain.
282
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,749
Ding, ding, ding!
283
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,625
[imitating siren]
284
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,582
There. Now we can see.
285
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,832
Nice shootin', quackie!
286
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:52,957
But don't fire
Engines spray water?
287
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,165
No.
Then they'd be water engines.
288
00:15:56,166 --> 00:16:00,832
Do we have one?
I think we need it.
289
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,124
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
290
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:09,625
Oh... Uh... Don't worry.
It'll burn itself out.
291
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,458
Aah!
292
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,208
Aah!
293
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,499
Great.
I see it in the history books...
294
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,875
"Hero twiddles, while st.
Canard burns."
295
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,708
I suppose this
Could be a problem.
296
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,582
That wasn't so bad.
297
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,999
It's darkwing duck!
298
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,332
We're saved!
299
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,249
Oh, quick, do something!
300
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,082
No problemo.
301
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,457
Yay! Yay!
302
00:16:56,458 --> 00:17:00,457
If there's one thing
A fire's good for,
303
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:05,332
It's toasting krazy kevin's
Klassic kocktail wienies.
304
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,874
You really oughta try one.
305
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,415
You'll love 'em.
306
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,166
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
307
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,624
Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
308
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,208
Ooh! Ahh! Ooh!
309
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,165
Mmm-mmm!
310
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,457
We're getting our
Behinds barbecued,
311
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,457
And darkwing diner
Is roasting wienies!
312
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,957
We're supposed to
Be the crazy ones.
313
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,707
You turned his brain
Into sponge cake, jake.
314
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,832
Aah!
315
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:44,124
I'm really glad everyone's
Having such a good time.
316
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,374
Nobody snuffed the fire?
317
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,999
Snuff the fire?
318
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,999
Of course.
319
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,458
Why didn't you think of that?
320
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,458
[megavolt] One fire going out.
321
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,499
Ta-da!
322
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:06,208
Megavolt... Superhero!
323
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,499
Ta-da!
324
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,875
Megavolt... Superfool!
325
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Yeow!
326
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,416
Hey, that's not funny.
327
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,749
Does anybody have
A boat on them?
328
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,207
Well, sure.
329
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,458
Why do you ask?
330
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,957
Whoa! I gotta get me one
Of these rubber duckies.
331
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,250
Hey, wait for us!
332
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,874
Trouble!
333
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,457
Aah!
334
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,874
Aah!
335
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,874
Oh, a waterfall.
336
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,415
How relaxing.
337
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,332
You've relaxed enough.
338
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,457
Snap out of it!
339
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,332
Hey! I'll short out!
340
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,124
Short out? That's it!
341
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,875
Have a nice day.
342
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,832
What? Where? Who? When?
Sometimes why.
343
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,875
Whoa!
344
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:21,000
Aah! Aah! Aah!
345
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,707
Whoop!
346
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,874
Aha!
347
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,250
The st. Canard waterworks!
348
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,957
Yaah! Death by jacuzzi!
349
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:37,874
All we wanted was some fun.
350
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,582
Good. The fun has begun.
351
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,582
Hand me those toy
Teeth, quackerjack.
352
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,874
Be careful. I just brushed them.
353
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:51,957
I'll attach the teeth to
Your power cord, megsie,
354
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,082
And voila!
355
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,875
Yippee-kai-ai!
356
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,249
Look up there!
The shut-off valve!
357
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,832
Launchpad, do you have
Your stress-busters book?
358
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:24,332
Here, d.W.,
But this is no time to relax.
359
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,583
So who's gonna relax?
360
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,749
What do you know? It worked.
361
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,415
But megavolt and quackerjack
Are getting away.
362
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,749
Always have several
Rubber duckies.
363
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,749
Bye-bye, pallies!
364
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,249
I gotta leave, steve!
365
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,707
No problem. This is a job for...
366
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,582
Krazy kevin's kocktail wienies!
367
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,374
Not the wienies again, dad.
368
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:54,125
Nope. The toothpick.
369
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:06,291
Well,
I guess we can all relax now.
370
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:15,000
As I was saying...
371
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:20,957
Too bad you used all those
Klassic kocktail wienies.
372
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,708
They make the
Perfect picnic snack.
373
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,499
Ahh! What a life!
374
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,499
See, dad, even you can relax.
375
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:38,457
You just gotta get
Your mind off crime.
376
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,999
You're right, gos.
377
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,499
Aha! A litterbug!
378
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,582
It's a job for...
379
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,707
Dad...
380
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:49,457
Heh heh. A job for...
381
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,707
They city's cleanup crew.
382
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:55,499
"Let's zap everyone in
The city," you said.
383
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,957
"Let's dress up like pirates."
384
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,749
Hey, why doncha just
Relax, sparky?
385
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,415
Don't call me sparky,
And I am relaxed!
386
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:10,583
I... Am... Re... Laxed!
387
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,291
Aah!
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