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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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oh, goosy, I'm home.
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we'll be right back after...
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feeling tired? Headachy?
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[woman screams]
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and this just in...
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today's contestants have won...
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Ha ha! I've done it!
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I've done it!
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Oh, yes, yes!
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They called me crazy and insane,
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They called me loony!
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They were right.
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Now, my fellow illuminaries...
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I present you with...
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The electrolyzer!
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[applauding]
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Thank you.
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Oh, lighten up!
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I'll show you how it works.
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Ohh...
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Now, a feat
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Never before attempted
By a mad genius...
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I become a real live wire!
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Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
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I'm being swept away
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By the current! Whoa!
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That was kind of fun!
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Boy, it's dark.
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I can't see where I'm go...
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Whoa! Hey!
I better get out of here!
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now where am I?
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a tv set?
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I've always wanted to
Break into television.
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by adjusting my
Frequency, I can travel.
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through the airwaves.
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ladies and gentlemen...
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here's...
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megavolt!
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thank you.
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no applause, just send money.
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better yet,
I'll just help myself.
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ha ha ha ha!
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and now, chiller diller theater.
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presents the terrifying movie,
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It came from the television set!
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Aah!
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hello, there.
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I'd like to place
An order to go.
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I'll take fives, tens,
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And a large order of twenties!
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Uh, thank you and... Come again.
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You'll love our super
Screen television.
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The picture jumps out at you.
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you sold me!
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It's a crime what
They put on tv.
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[grunting]
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Here, drake-arooni,
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Let me get the door!
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Thanks.
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[grunt] Hey!
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You're supposed to be
Holding the other...
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Side.
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What's in here?
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Wait'll you see!
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It's the new,
State-of-the-art, turbo...
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Remote control?
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Not just any remote control.
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A turbo technic remote control!
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I'll never need to get up
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From the couch again!
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It'll operate my stereo...
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[stereo blares]
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Pop my popcorn
Something fierce...
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Gaah!
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It'll even clean up after me!
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Yow!
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Hey, get back!
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Whoa! Down, boy!
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Ouch!
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Pretty nifty, eh, drakester?
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Mmphf!
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Yeah... Nifty.
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It takes the work
Out of watching tv.
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Right. That's just wonderful.
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Sorry I can't stay,
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But... Hey!
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Megavolt!
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"Electrical connections" for
$500, alex.
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Megavolt on tv?
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I can't even get on talk radio.
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What else is on?
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supervillians and
Their loved ones...
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on today's opal windbag show.
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Megavolt again?
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today we'll be making
"Turkey the megavolt way."
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some prefer baking.
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I prefer to microwave.
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Bon appetit!
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Give me that!
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I don't believe this!
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don't change the channel.
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I'm on them all!
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Boo.
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Yaah!
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Wow! A turbo technic remote!
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I'll take it!
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we'll be right back...
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whenever I feel like it!
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He... He stole my turbo technic!
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Don't worry,
I'll get that low-wattage worm.
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You?
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I meant I'd find someone
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To get that low-wattage worm.
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Yeah.
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I can easily track
Megavolt's transmission,
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Especially since he's
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On every channel.
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come on, folks,
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keep those phones ringing!
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remember, your pledge
Money keeps me on the air.
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and out of your homes.
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[beep]
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Aha!
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The transmission source!
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Yaah! Yaah! Yaah!
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I think I'd better
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Adjust my reception.
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Ahh! Much better!
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
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I am the low rating that
Cancels your program!
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I am darkwing duck!
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Yeah? Well, duck this!
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Ha!
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I'm prepared for your
High-voltage villainy.
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A plunger?
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What will you do,
Unclog my sink?
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No...
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Just remove a hairball.
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Eat wattage, darkwing!
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Ohh...
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Time to return to my
Regularly scheduled program.
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Aah, aah, aah...
Don't touch that dial!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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I may not have my turbo
Technic remote control,
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But I can change channels
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Without getting off the couch.
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The old and the worthless.
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darling,
We must stop meeting like this!
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what if rob finds out?
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he'll tell jim, and jim will...
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enough, already!
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aha!
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uh-oh.
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come back,
You melodramatic mischief-maker!
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now it's time to
Meet our friend...
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mr. Electron.
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you're not mr. Electron.
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you're right.
I'm mr. Electroshock!
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yow!
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ooh! A kenchelian.
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transmutonic atom splitter!
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just like one I had as a kid.
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with this I can
Trap darkwing dunce.
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in a feedback loop!
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he'll suck static
From here to eternity!
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sorry to preempt your
Pathetic little program.
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is it supposed to do that?
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no!
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I thought not.
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Oof! Oof!
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Now what tv show are we in?
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Tv show?
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Yaah!
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Yipe! Monsters!
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Yaah!
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I'm in a land of hideous
Beakless mutants!
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Yaah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Oh, I hate these weekend sales!
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Ha! I guess I showed
Them a thing or two!
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Wow! That's the biggest
Duck I've ever seen!
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Think it's real?
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Well, of course I'm real!
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Hey!
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It's darkwing duck!
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Wow! Cool!
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You... You know me?
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Everyone knows you!
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The terror that flaps!
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Let's get dangerous!
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Suck gas, evildoers!
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Darkwing duck is everybody's
Favorite superhero!
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Yeah. Can I have your autograph?
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Oh, please!
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Autographs?
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W-well, sure. Of course.
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What's with launchpad?
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Does he ever change clothes,
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Or do they all look the same?
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Well...
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Where's gosalyn?
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Oh, she's...
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As drake mallard,
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What job do you have?
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How do you pay your bills?
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You know my secret identity?
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Easy. We watch...
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It's starting! Come on!
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Oof! Will someone please tell me
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What is going o...
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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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Hey, that's me!
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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I'm on television! I'm... I'm...
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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I'm a cartoon?
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Oh, well. That's not so bad.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ darkwing, darkwing duck ♪
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind... ♪♪
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They draw my beak wrong.
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That bill is huge!
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darkwing duck will
Be right back.
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Aww! Aww! Aww!
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Let's hit the toy store!
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Yeah! Come on!
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That's a great idea!
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The plot thickens.
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Fear not, citizen!
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Darkwing duck will save you!
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I'm a toy?
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I'm a t-shirt?
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I'm a board game?
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Finally I get the respect
I so aptly deserve.
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In st. Canard I'm just a
Nut in a mask and cape.
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Here I'm media!
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I'm merchandising!
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I'm fashion!
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And I'm... I'm...
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I'm not getting a penny of this.
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Someone's making
A fortune off me!
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Who makes these
Darkwing duck cartoons?
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Everyone knows e.
Thaddeus rockwell makes the cartoons.
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Well, methinks it's time
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00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,124
To pay a visit to mr. Rock...
281
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,124
The show's back on!
282
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,165
Run!
283
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,415
Well,
You really can't blame them.
284
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,874
It's my show they're
Rushing to see.
285
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,583
Exechibgoowha?
286
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,582
Look at all these people
287
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,457
Making money off me.
288
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:29,999
They can't even
Draw my beak right!
289
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,999
That's big enough
To land planes on.
290
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,499
I'm here to see rockwell.
291
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,332
You need an appointment.
292
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:43,166
I don't need an appointment.
I'm darkwing duck!
293
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:49,250
I should have expected
This from a cartoon studio.
294
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:55,166
Have a nice trip. Do write!
295
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,707
O.K., crosby,
Here's the story...
296
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:03,249
Darkwing goes to an island
Inhabited by gorillas and...
297
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,707
And what, mr. Rockwell, sir?
298
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,707
And you're the writer.
299
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,874
Think of something!
300
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,707
I'm too busy
301
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,582
Working on my putting.
302
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,582
Crosby... Places!
303
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:18,583
Yes, sir, mr. Rockwell, sir.
304
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,125
I love this business.
305
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,290
[gulp]
306
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,291
Nice shot!
307
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,374
What are you?
308
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,832
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night,
309
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,957
The auditor that
Checks your books!
310
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,457
I'm darkwing duck!
311
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,207
Where's my share of the profits?
312
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,165
Now wait a minute!
313
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,832
Any profit belongs to me.
314
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,457
I created you.
315
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:59,749
That's going to surprise
The heck out of mom and dad.
316
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,165
I'll take my life story
317
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,875
To another cartoon studio.
318
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,707
mi amigo! Compadre!
319
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,582
Snookie-poo!
320
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,332
Partner!
321
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,874
Er, yeah, yeah.
322
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,332
How did you create me?
323
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,832
It all started
324
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,874
A long time ago.
325
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,875
I was a struggling writer.
326
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,958
But after a few
Minor setbacks...
327
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,124
I sent away
328
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,124
For this alpha
Wave feedback kit,
329
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,165
Guaranteed to make
You more creative.
330
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:48,165
That's what it said
On the cereal box.
331
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,124
But something went wrong.
332
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:55,082
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
333
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,999
I am the winged scourge...
334
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,583
And the rest is cartoon history.
335
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,207
He tuned in to your world.
336
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,999
You dictate my
Adventures to writers
337
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,874
And hog the credit.
338
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,707
Give me my profits,
339
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,707
Direct me back home,
340
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,832
And I'll be off.
341
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,332
I don't know how you get home.
342
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,332
What do you mean?
343
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,707
I think he means
You're stuck here...
344
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,415
Forever.
345
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:29,457
Oh, I see... Forever.
346
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,707
Well, that's not such a long...
347
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,374
Forever?
348
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,875
Ohh!
349
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,499
Why so glum, chum?
350
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,707
This is the start
Of something big!
351
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,124
Through-the-roof-big or big big?
352
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,207
Picture this...
A multicity tour,
353
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,499
Record albums,
354
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,249
Talk show appearances!
355
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,582
darkwing duck will be
Number one forever!
356
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,207
Buck up, dark.
357
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,582
The human world's not so bad.
358
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:08,124
We'll get you a house
With a nice pond.
359
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:12,082
Why don't I just
Live in the park?
360
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:15,499
That would cut down
On my overhead.
361
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,957
But without
Supervillains to defeat
362
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,957
Or a city to protect, I'm...
363
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,249
Normal.
364
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,999
Excuse me, mr. Rockwell.
365
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,874
The police wondered if you were
Staging another publicity stunt.
366
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,374
the city remains under siege.
367
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,957
by someone dressed as megavolt.
368
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,832
from that extremely
Popular cartoon series.
369
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,166
Darkwing duck.
370
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,207
police are helpless.
371
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,499
against this menace.
372
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,457
alas, there seems to be nobody.
373
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,875
to save our city
From destruction.
374
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,208
Oh, yes, there is.
375
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:57,874
Gentlemen...
376
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,583
Let's get dangerous!
377
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,874
Eat sparks,
378
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,874
You weird-nosed freaks!
379
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,415
Cool it, megavolt!
380
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:11,332
I'm here to pull your plug,
You power-pilfering parasite!
381
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,290
Darkwing duck? Thank edison!
382
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,624
This is a trick, right?
383
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,832
Help!
384
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:21,207
I'll never zap again
If you take me home!
385
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,957
Please, please, please!
386
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,290
Get ahold of yourself!
387
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,082
Don't ruin your
Reputation as a villain...
388
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,582
Or mine as a crime fighter.
389
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:35,499
I have a tv show here.
You're in it.
390
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,290
They draw my nose wrong.
391
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,582
How can we get home?
392
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:43,999
Isn't there a yellow brick
Road we could follow?
393
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,582
It's no use!
394
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,749
[sobbing]
395
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,290
I tried using this antenna
396
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,707
To return to st. Canard,
397
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,874
But I can't find
The right frequency.
398
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:59,832
I guess we'll never get back to st.
Canard.
399
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:02,457
au contraire, mon freres!
400
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,582
You want st. Canard?
401
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,999
I'll give you st. Canard!
402
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,290
Seven days a week
403
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,458
With matinees on weekends.
404
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,874
"Ah, st. Canard!
405
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,749
Only I can..."
406
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,832
Ah, st.canard,
407
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,207
Only I ca...
408
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,624
I'll never get this right!
409
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,207
Who wrote this?
410
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:34,332
They're trying to
Make me look stupid!
411
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,457
Whoa!
412
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,624
Gaah!
413
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:40,499
What are these wires for?
I can't fly.
414
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,290
Live shows need more oomph!
415
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,249
I'll give you oomph!
416
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,832
I hate this!
417
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,582
Can't I use my own lightning?
418
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,874
I'll light up broadway
All by myself!
419
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,582
[coughing]
420
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,082
Sorry, megs...
421
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,582
Fire regulations.
422
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:02,000
All right, people,
It's showtime!
423
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,707
Ah, st. Canard...
424
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,749
And only I can...
425
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,332
[audience cheers]
426
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,249
Oh!
427
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250
Ahem.
428
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,457
Ah, st. Canard!
429
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,165
Only I can protect it from harm!
430
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,457
Only I can bring its
Total destruction.
431
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,707
Louder!
432
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,707
Only I can bring it's
Total destruction!
433
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,707
[giving darkwing the raspberry]
434
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,125
Yeeouch!
435
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,290
Aah! Whoa! Aak!
436
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,290
Oof! Whoaah!
437
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,583
Aah!
438
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,583
Will that be paper or plastic?
439
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,832
[audience cheers]
440
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,832
You hear that? They love it!
441
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:02,874
And it uses the same
Story every night.
442
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:06,457
I don't have to wear
That silly helmet!
443
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,000
The helmet... Of course!
444
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,124
This helmet is tuned
To our dimension.
445
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,874
We'll use its frequency
To get us home!
446
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:20,875
Careful!
447
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,374
Without that helmet,
448
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,457
I can't make new episodes!
449
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,999
You could try being original.
450
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,082
Original?
451
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,957
You mean actually
Think up ideas?
452
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,333
Are you a lunatic?
453
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,749
There... That should do it!
454
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,832
I can't wait to rob banks
455
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,832
And terrorize the populace!
456
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:45,249
I can't wait to stop you.
457
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,707
Ooh, that's so like you!
458
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,749
Of course, you can't stop me
459
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,999
If you're not there!
460
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,457
Waah!
461
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,499
This is called a double-cross.
462
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,957
You can't leave.
463
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,500
You didn't say goodbye!
464
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,166
G-g-gaah!
465
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,832
My helmet!
466
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:14,874
My precious helmet...
It's ruined!
467
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,249
I'm ruined!
468
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,250
Ruined!
469
00:21:17,251 --> 00:21:18,499
Ruined!
470
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,707
too right, dale!
We'll finish this case.
471
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:25,290
in two shakes of a dingo's tail!
472
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,582
right, monty!
Rescue rangers away!
473
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,332
rescue rangers?
474
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,250
Now there's a cartoon show!
475
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,624
Mmm, boy howdy!
476
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,082
Sitting close to the tv
477
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:42,583
Makes you feel like
Part of the action.
478
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,082
All right, megavolt,
479
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:50,499
It's time to cancel
Your crime spree!
480
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,999
Not while I still
Have my electrolyzer!
481
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,415
Ha ha ha ha!
482
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:56,458
Gotcha!
483
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,707
Wait! This isn't right!
484
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,249
Help me!
485
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,124
Now, off to police headquarters!
486
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,125
Then I got to get
To a toy company.
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