Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

[snoring]

[glass breaks]

[explosion]

Oh, darkwing, it's you.

I thought...

Hey, what are you doing...

Stop him!

Stop him!

Darkwing duck robbed the bank!

Hey! Darkwing duck stole my girl!

Extra! Read all about it!

Darkwing duck steals...

All my papers.

Ha ha ha!

That should keep My look-alike busy.

Maybe pretending To be darkwing duck

Is a rotten trick,

But then...

I'm negaduck... A rotten kind of guy!

Ha ha ha!

Darkwing duck, How can I ever thank you?

No need. It was merely Another heroic rescue

By st. Canard's favorite hero.

Next time your cat's up a tree,

Just borrow a ladder, o.K.?

Did I mention princess hates Being held by strangers?

Is that true, pretty princess?

[screech]

Hey! That looks like darkwing duck!

It's yet another Branch of my fan club

Begging for autographed photos.

O.K. One photo per customer.

[yelling]

O.K. Two per customer.

Three?

10! 15!

Take them all!

[panting]

I don't get it.

Why does everyone Want to kill me?

tonight's special report.

darkwing duck...

evil lunatic or crazed villain?

Evil lunatic or cra...

Crazed villain?

that's right... Villain.

darkwing duck has crossed Over into the crime world.

he's sought by the authorities For numerous crimes,

including arson, burglary, Hijacking, kidnapping,

cat-kicking, insider-trading,

and spitting on the sidewalk.

no wonder the mayor's offering A reward of $1 million!

Impossible!

That's ridiculous!

I'm worth 10 million!

It's darkwing duck!

I knew I should've Voted for gun control.

Why have you sent for Me, director luther?

Agent gryzlikov,

We must find darkwing Duck before...

Ouch.

The million bugs will be mine!

That's bucks. Million bucks.

Agent gryzlikov, Release darkwing at once.

He's innocent of wrongdoing.

How are you knowing this, sir?

He is knowing because my Character is too great

And because my moral Fiber is too tough.

It's because we were playing Parcheesi when the crimes occurred.

Oh, well, that, too, yeah.

Since the entire city Thinks you're a criminal,

You'll need a disguise.

That's where dr. Sara bellum's

New molecumorphic Disguiser ray comes in.

It can completely alter Anyone's appearance.

Yi yi yi!

Duck is looking same Stupid as like before.

He didn't explode Like the others.

Look!

He is having contraptions!

What you are staring at? Food in teeth?

Are you all right, darkwing?

Why are you calling Me, darkwing, sir?

Brrr!

Well, I must have nodded off.

I dreamt I was gryzlikov. Yecchh! Aah!

That was no dream, darkwing.

Apparently, this ray does more Than change your appearance.

You actually were gryzlikov

Or a reasonable facsimile.

Oh, I smell nobel!

Dr. Bellum, Zap darkwing back to normal

Before he changes again.

Oh, all right.

Uh-oh.

What do you mean, uh-oh?

Don't worry, darkwing...

I'll have it fixed In two shakes.

Let go of that wire, you twit!

Well, there goes my nobel prize.

Brrr!

Dr. Bellum, I was you, wasn't I?

Indeed. You turn into Whomever you're looking at.

Now what do I do?

Well, You can wear this blindfold.

Gee, dad, Can you turn into anything?

Can you turn into a Radioactive alien slug zombie?

No. It has to be Something I'm looking at.

Maybe you should Wear a blindfold.

I'm not wearing a blindfold.

I'm not waiting till That ray's fixed.

I'll tell the police that Negaduck's committing the crimes.

Aah!

Gee...

Where's d.W.?

[gasps]

Oh, no!

My dad's a chihuahua!

[arf arf]

We better stop him!

D.W. Hasn't had all his shots.

Hey, where are you going?

Nice, daddy, daddy!

Here, boy! Here, d.W.!

[whistles]

Ohh.

Oh, man, This is better than I planned.

"Darkwing duck wanted Dead or alive."

And there's $1 million Reward to boot!

I can crush darkwing And get paid for it!

Littering, negaduck?

There's a fine for that.

So?

Let them deduct it.

Shh!

The baby is sleeping.

Sorry, ma'am.

Ah goo!

Ah goo?

Eww! What happened to you?

Who cares what happened?

I've still got him.

Hey, it's darkwing duck!

I found him. He's mine.

Thought you'd fool us With that yellow suit?

Darkwing, unhand that baby now.

Huh?

No! You don't understand!

I'm not darkwing.

He's darkwing.

Ah goo goo!

Heh heh heh.

No, really.

Now, look, It's all just a big mis...

Goo goo goo!

Hee hee hee!

Goo goo goo.

Goo goo goo.

Ga ga goo goo.

Goo goo ga ga.

Million bucks!

Ouch! Will you cut that out?

These wanted posters Are everywhere.

Why, it's outrageous!

It's criminal! It's...

Not a bad likeness, actually.

Aha!

Negaduck!

How do you do that?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Stop screaming. My darkwing chute will save us.

I'll just attach it to The bike and presto!

O.K. You can start screaming again.

Aah!

This is terrible.

What if my dad's stuck Being a dog forever?

We'll put in a doggy door.

Gosalyn, launchpad, What's going on here?

You talked!

Finally, it must be wearing off.

Dad, you're not a dog!

Whew! That's a relief.

Now I can have these canine Crunchies all to myself.

Which reminds me, gosalyn,

What are you doing with a...

Hey, I'm twins!

Anyone for a little House hockey?

Check it out!

Whoa!

Goal!

Wow! That was my ricochet Rocket bank shot.

That got me barred From the ice rink.

Brrr!

I was you?

Oh, boy.

Where are you going?

I'm going to change.

Not again!

I mean I'm going to Change my clothes.

How do I look?

Just like your poster.

Thanks for reminding me.

Just knowing that the City thinks I'm a criminal

Makes me feel so...

So... Uh...

Makes me feel so hungry.

Hey, me, too! Hungry for...

Hamburger hippo!

♪ hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ when you're hungry, Don't be a dippo ♪

♪ truck on down to the Sign of the hippo ♪♪

[whistle]

Excuse me, But I want my dad back!

No prob, gos. I'll find d.W.

After all, I am his sidekick.

No, wait! Don't take the thunderquack!

You might hurt somebody.

Well, let's see.

If I were d.W., Where would I be?

Brrr!

Yipe!

What am I doing? I can't fly!

Let's see...

If I were darkwing...

Where would I be?

Bingo!

O.K., darkwing.

Come to papa!

Dad, are you o.K.?

Aside from sustaining massive Internal injuries in a plane crash

And being chased by the Army, the navy,

And a girl scout troop With pinking shears,

Yeah, I'm just peachy.

We thought you might be hurt.

Ha ha ha!

Hurt? Me?

Hah!

Oh, what's the use?

Whenever I'm about To catch negaduck,

Boing! I turn into something awful.

I might as well give up.

You can't, d.W.

You've got to find negaduck And prove you're innocent.

How? Who knows where He'll strike next?

I'll bet he does.

Of course!

Why didn't I think of that?

All I have to do is look here.

Next time I change, I'll become negaduck.

Then I'll know Exactly where he is.

Whoa. Nice timing, d.W.

Ha ha ha!

Somehow, I don't think This was a good idea.

Hello, darkwing. Good news.

The ray's fixed.

Darkwing won't be Needing any ray.

He'll need... An ambulance!

And now, heh heh heh...

Want to play moth and the flame?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Relax. This will be like Barbecuing hot dogs,

Only you'll be the weenie!

Aah!

Ha ha! You're not Getting off that easy.

Blast it! Where did they go?

Bah, those two aren't Worth the trouble.

Besides, I've got bigger fish to fry.

Ha ha ha!

Launchpad, We better find dr. Bellum.

She'll make dad normal.

Yeah, but how will we find d.W.?

I think we'll pick up his trail.

meanwhile, Tonight's top story...

the darkwing crisis, day one.

darkwing duck has crossed Over into the crime world.

police need a break.

A break? When I catch the pollyanna,

I'll break all his bones...

Twice!

I'll never use a cannery For a hideout again,

Although I do like The rotten smell.

Disguising yourself as Me, eh, darkwing?

It'll never work.

What?

You're darkwing disguised as me.

There ain't room in this Town for both of me.

I'll mash you!

Oh, yeah?

I'll mash you, smash You, and trash you!

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, yeah!

Hah!

Hah!

Hah hah hah!

Stop!

Doctor, what are you waiting for? Zap him!

Which him do I zap?

Oh, well. Eeny, meeny, miny, zap.

Duck flambe.

Whew!

Hit the wrong duck, did we?

Darkwing, I'm a doctor, Not a duck picker.

It's my favorite canned Fish mascot wacky mackerel.

♪ when your quack is Less than quackero ♪

♪ when your jail has Lost our jackero ♪

♪ when you crave a Little snackero ♪

♪ why not eat some fish ♪♪

You're not tap dancing Your way out of this one.

Awk!

Come on. Let's move it.

Who's this pushy kid?

Hee-yah!

Ow!

Had enough, negaduck?

You can't win in a fair fight.

So who fights fair?

Wait a minute.

Maybe I can turn This to my advantage.

Ow!

Arr! Watch it, matey!

Ahoy!

It's chow time!

Ouch! Ow! Ow!

Come back here!

Avast there, matey!

Where's me lobster?

Yipe!

Here. Give me that ray.

Don't worry. I'll help.

Gosalyn, no!

Keen gear! Cool ray gun!

That's right, Little miss darkwing.

Looks like it's time for A little dock hockey.

Nice try, squirt.

Uh-oh.

Goal!

Yahoo! The old ricochet Rocket bank shot

Gets them every time.

Oh, no! Now what did I do?

Never fear.

Once again, darkwing duck,

That paragon of law and Order, triumphs.

[sirens]

The cops!

Hold it, darkwing!

Ah! So glad to see you, officer.

I've got your public enemy Number one right here.

Behold! My costume and My devilish double,

Negaduck!

Can you ever forgive Us, darkwing?

Ah, forget it, boys.

Right now, I've got to make sure

This doesn't fall Into the wrong hands.

Yaa! Yaa!

Uh-oh.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night!

Oh, boy.

Let's get dangerous!

Oh!