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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[snoring]
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[glass breaks]
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[explosion]
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Oh, darkwing, it's you.
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I thought...
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Hey, what are you doing...
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Stop him!
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Stop him!
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Darkwing duck robbed the bank!
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Hey!
Darkwing duck stole my girl!
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Extra! Read all about it!
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Darkwing duck steals...
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All my papers.
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Ha ha ha!
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That should keep
My look-alike busy.
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Maybe pretending
To be darkwing duck
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Is a rotten trick,
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But then...
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I'm negaduck...
A rotten kind of guy!
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Ha ha ha!
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Darkwing duck,
How can I ever thank you?
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No need. It was merely
Another heroic rescue
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By st. Canard's favorite hero.
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Next time your cat's up a tree,
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Just borrow a ladder, o.K.?
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Did I mention princess hates
Being held by strangers?
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Is that true, pretty princess?
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[screech]
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Hey!
That looks like darkwing duck!
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It's yet another
Branch of my fan club
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Begging for autographed photos.
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O.K. One photo per customer.
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[yelling]
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O.K. Two per customer.
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Three?
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10! 15!
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Take them all!
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[panting]
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I don't get it.
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Why does everyone
Want to kill me?
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tonight's special report.
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darkwing duck...
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evil lunatic or crazed villain?
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Evil lunatic or cra...
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Crazed villain?
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that's right... Villain.
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darkwing duck has crossed
Over into the crime world.
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he's sought by the authorities
For numerous crimes,
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including arson, burglary,
Hijacking, kidnapping,
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cat-kicking, insider-trading,
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and spitting on the sidewalk.
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no wonder the mayor's offering
A reward of $1 million!
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Impossible!
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That's ridiculous!
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I'm worth 10 million!
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It's darkwing duck!
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I knew I should've
Voted for gun control.
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Why have you sent for
Me, director luther?
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Agent gryzlikov,
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We must find darkwing
Duck before...
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Ouch.
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The million bugs will be mine!
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That's bucks. Million bucks.
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Agent gryzlikov,
Release darkwing at once.
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He's innocent of wrongdoing.
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How are you knowing this, sir?
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He is knowing because my
Character is too great
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And because my moral
Fiber is too tough.
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It's because we were playing
Parcheesi when the crimes occurred.
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Oh, well, that, too, yeah.
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Since the entire city
Thinks you're a criminal,
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You'll need a disguise.
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That's where dr. Sara bellum's
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New molecumorphic
Disguiser ray comes in.
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It can completely alter
Anyone's appearance.
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Yi yi yi!
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Duck is looking same
Stupid as like before.
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He didn't explode
Like the others.
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Look!
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He is having contraptions!
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What you are staring at?
Food in teeth?
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Are you all right, darkwing?
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Why are you calling
Me, darkwing, sir?
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Brrr!
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Well, I must have nodded off.
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I dreamt I was gryzlikov.
Yecchh! Aah!
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That was no dream, darkwing.
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Apparently, this ray does more
Than change your appearance.
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You actually were gryzlikov
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Or a reasonable facsimile.
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Oh, I smell nobel!
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Dr. Bellum,
Zap darkwing back to normal
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Before he changes again.
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Oh, all right.
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Uh-oh.
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What do you mean, uh-oh?
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Don't worry, darkwing...
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I'll have it fixed
In two shakes.
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Let go of that wire, you twit!
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Well, there goes my nobel prize.
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Brrr!
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Dr. Bellum, I was you, wasn't I?
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Indeed. You turn into
Whomever you're looking at.
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Now what do I do?
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Well,
You can wear this blindfold.
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Gee, dad,
Can you turn into anything?
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Can you turn into a
Radioactive alien slug zombie?
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No. It has to be
Something I'm looking at.
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Maybe you should
Wear a blindfold.
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I'm not wearing a blindfold.
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I'm not waiting till
That ray's fixed.
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I'll tell the police that
Negaduck's committing the crimes.
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Aah!
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Gee...
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Where's d.W.?
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[gasps]
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Oh, no!
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My dad's a chihuahua!
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[arf arf]
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We better stop him!
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D.W. Hasn't had all his shots.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Nice, daddy, daddy!
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Here, boy! Here, d.W.!
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[whistles]
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Ohh.
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Oh, man,
This is better than I planned.
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"Darkwing duck wanted
Dead or alive."
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And there's $1 million
Reward to boot!
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I can crush darkwing
And get paid for it!
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Littering, negaduck?
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There's a fine for that.
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So?
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Let them deduct it.
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Shh!
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The baby is sleeping.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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Ah goo!
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Ah goo?
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Eww! What happened to you?
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Who cares what happened?
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I've still got him.
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Hey, it's darkwing duck!
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I found him. He's mine.
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Thought you'd fool us
With that yellow suit?
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Darkwing, unhand that baby now.
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Huh?
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No! You don't understand!
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I'm not darkwing.
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He's darkwing.
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Ah goo goo!
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Heh heh heh.
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No, really.
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Now, look,
It's all just a big mis...
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Goo goo goo!
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Hee hee hee!
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Goo goo goo.
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Goo goo goo.
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Ga ga goo goo.
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Goo goo ga ga.
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Million bucks!
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Ouch! Will you cut that out?
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These wanted posters
Are everywhere.
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Why, it's outrageous!
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It's criminal! It's...
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Not a bad likeness, actually.
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Aha!
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Negaduck!
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How do you do that?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Stop screaming.
My darkwing chute will save us.
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I'll just attach it to
The bike and presto!
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O.K.
You can start screaming again.
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Aah!
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This is terrible.
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What if my dad's stuck
Being a dog forever?
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We'll put in a doggy door.
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Gosalyn, launchpad,
What's going on here?
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You talked!
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Finally, it must be wearing off.
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Dad, you're not a dog!
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Whew! That's a relief.
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Now I can have these canine
Crunchies all to myself.
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Which reminds me, gosalyn,
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What are you doing with a...
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Hey, I'm twins!
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Anyone for a little
House hockey?
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Check it out!
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Whoa!
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Goal!
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Wow! That was my ricochet
Rocket bank shot.
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That got me barred
From the ice rink.
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Brrr!
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I was you?
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Oh, boy.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to change.
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Not again!
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I mean I'm going to
Change my clothes.
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How do I look?
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Just like your poster.
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Thanks for reminding me.
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Just knowing that the
City thinks I'm a criminal
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Makes me feel so...
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So... Uh...
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Makes me feel so hungry.
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Hey, me, too! Hungry for...
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Hamburger hippo!
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♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ when you're hungry,
Don't be a dippo ♪
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♪ truck on down to the
Sign of the hippo ♪♪
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[whistle]
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Excuse me,
But I want my dad back!
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No prob, gos. I'll find d.W.
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After all, I am his sidekick.
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No, wait!
Don't take the thunderquack!
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You might hurt somebody.
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Well, let's see.
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If I were d.W.,
Where would I be?
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Brrr!
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Yipe!
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What am I doing? I can't fly!
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Let's see...
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If I were darkwing...
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Where would I be?
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Bingo!
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O.K., darkwing.
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Come to papa!
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Dad, are you o.K.?
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Aside from sustaining massive
Internal injuries in a plane crash
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And being chased by the
Army, the navy,
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And a girl scout troop
With pinking shears,
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Yeah, I'm just peachy.
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We thought you might be hurt.
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Ha ha ha!
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Hurt? Me?
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Hah!
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Oh, what's the use?
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Whenever I'm about
To catch negaduck,
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Boing!
I turn into something awful.
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I might as well give up.
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You can't, d.W.
273
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:18,832
You've got to find negaduck
And prove you're innocent.
274
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,707
How? Who knows where
He'll strike next?
275
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,457
I'll bet he does.
276
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,707
Of course!
277
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,624
Why didn't I think of that?
278
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,249
All I have to do is look here.
279
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,749
Next time I change,
I'll become negaduck.
280
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,875
Then I'll know
Exactly where he is.
281
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,707
Whoa. Nice timing, d.W.
282
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,957
Ha ha ha!
283
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:54,250
Somehow, I don't think
This was a good idea.
284
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,082
Hello, darkwing. Good news.
285
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,832
The ray's fixed.
286
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,165
Darkwing won't be
Needing any ray.
287
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,291
He'll need... An ambulance!
288
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,124
And now, heh heh heh...
289
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,707
Want to play moth and the flame?
290
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,582
Ha ha ha!
291
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,583
Ha ha ha!
292
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:29,165
Relax. This will be like
Barbecuing hot dogs,
293
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,832
Only you'll be the weenie!
294
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,208
Aah!
295
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:40,332
Ha ha! You're not
Getting off that easy.
296
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,207
Blast it! Where did they go?
297
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,624
Bah, those two aren't
Worth the trouble.
298
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,290
Besides,
I've got bigger fish to fry.
299
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,832
Ha ha ha!
300
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,749
Launchpad,
We better find dr. Bellum.
301
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,124
She'll make dad normal.
302
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,582
Yeah, but how will we find d.W.?
303
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:06,291
I think we'll pick up his trail.
304
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,832
meanwhile,
Tonight's top story...
305
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,415
the darkwing crisis, day one.
306
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:17,707
darkwing duck has crossed
Over into the crime world.
307
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,582
police need a break.
308
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:23,082
A break?
When I catch the pollyanna,
309
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,624
I'll break all his bones...
310
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,000
Twice!
311
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:32,957
I'll never use a cannery
For a hideout again,
312
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,832
Although I do like
The rotten smell.
313
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,207
Disguising yourself as
Me, eh, darkwing?
314
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,707
It'll never work.
315
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,874
What?
316
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:46,582
You're darkwing disguised as me.
317
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:52,165
There ain't room in this
Town for both of me.
318
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,707
I'll mash you!
319
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,249
Oh, yeah?
320
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:59,207
I'll mash you, smash
You, and trash you!
321
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,707
Oh, yeah?
322
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:01,708
Yeah!
323
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,416
Oh, yeah?
324
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,624
Yeah, yeah!
325
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,750
Hah!
326
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,708
Hah!
327
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:16,999
Hah hah hah!
328
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,707
Stop!
329
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:22,457
Doctor, what are you waiting for?
Zap him!
330
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,999
Which him do I zap?
331
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,416
Oh, well.
Eeny, meeny, miny, zap.
332
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,458
Duck flambe.
333
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,832
Whew!
334
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,957
Hit the wrong duck, did we?
335
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:48,875
Darkwing, I'm a doctor,
Not a duck picker.
336
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:56,999
It's my favorite canned
Fish mascot wacky mackerel.
337
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,124
♪ when your quack is
Less than quackero ♪
338
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,957
♪ when your jail has
Lost our jackero ♪
339
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,707
♪ when you crave a
Little snackero ♪
340
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,290
♪ why not eat some fish ♪♪
341
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,249
You're not tap dancing
Your way out of this one.
342
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,291
Awk!
343
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,999
Come on. Let's move it.
344
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,250
Who's this pushy kid?
345
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,457
Hee-yah!
346
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,416
Ow!
347
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,749
Had enough, negaduck?
348
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,082
You can't win in a fair fight.
349
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,458
So who fights fair?
350
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,624
Wait a minute.
351
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:47,458
Maybe I can turn
This to my advantage.
352
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,708
Ow!
353
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,000
Arr! Watch it, matey!
354
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,083
Ahoy!
355
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,999
It's chow time!
356
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,375
Ouch! Ow! Ow!
357
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,291
Come back here!
358
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,707
Avast there, matey!
359
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,207
Where's me lobster?
360
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,458
Yipe!
361
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,999
Here. Give me that ray.
362
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,458
Don't worry. I'll help.
363
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,375
Gosalyn, no!
364
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,583
Keen gear! Cool ray gun!
365
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,958
That's right,
Little miss darkwing.
366
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,166
Looks like it's time for
A little dock hockey.
367
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,875
Nice try, squirt.
368
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,083
Uh-oh.
369
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,124
Goal!
370
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,415
Yahoo! The old ricochet
Rocket bank shot
371
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,708
Gets them every time.
372
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:57,416
Oh, no! Now what did I do?
373
00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,957
Never fear.
374
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,957
Once again, darkwing duck,
375
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,374
That paragon of law and
Order, triumphs.
376
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,707
[sirens]
377
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,458
The cops!
378
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,874
Hold it, darkwing!
379
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,332
Ah! So glad to see you, officer.
380
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,832
I've got your public enemy
Number one right here.
381
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,874
Behold! My costume and
My devilish double,
382
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,332
Negaduck!
383
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,415
Can you ever forgive
Us, darkwing?
384
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:33,208
Ah, forget it, boys.
385
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:37,290
Right now, I've got to make sure
386
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:41,458
This doesn't fall
Into the wrong hands.
387
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,999
Yaa! Yaa!
388
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,290
Uh-oh.
389
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:01,624
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night!
390
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,707
Oh, boy.
391
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,957
Let's get dangerous!
392
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,958
Oh!
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