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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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The ever vigilent
Vanguard of virture
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Surveys his venue for
Vice and villainy.
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Some vices require
Particularly close attention.
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What the...
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There's only one force
Capable of such mischief...
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Such mayhem, such migraines!
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Cometguy!
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♪ ha ha ♪♪
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♪ darkwing ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ yoo-hoo ♪
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♪ come out,
Come out wherever you are ♪♪
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He's ruining my city
And my reputation!
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Aah!
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Oopsie.
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Psst. Cometguy. Over here.
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♪ ha ha ♪♪
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There you are!
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Always a pleasure to see you.
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Just passing through,
Or must I maim you?
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[sirens]
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Come on, let's go.
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Cometguy,
What are you doing here?
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Yikes!
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Planet mertz is in trouble.
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You must come at once.
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I can't.
I'm too busy thwarting crime here.
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My entire planet is
Depending on you.
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Darkwing?
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Hmm. An entire planet.
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[screech]
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Think what that would
Do for my resume.
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What's one city
Compared to a planet?
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A planet that needs me,
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Darkwing duck!
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♪ ho ho ♪♪
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No time to waste.
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[darkwing] Is there a rest stop?
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[cometguy] You should have
Thought of that earlier.
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Another perfect landing.
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You and launchpad must have
Gone to school together.
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♪ home again,
Home again jigetty-jog ♪♪
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Welcome to planet mertz!
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It's a parade in your honor.
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Hooray, darkwing duck!
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Hooray, darkwing duck!
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Cometguy,
What am I doing here anyway?
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The most important person
On planet mertz is missing!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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'nuff said, amigo.
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This isn't ticker tape.
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It's adhesive tape.
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Adhesive tape is much
Easier to pick up.
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I should have packed
My teflon suit.
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As officialguy,
I give you the key to our city.
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This...
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Is the happiest...
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Day of my life.
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Whoa!
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Whoa-ho!
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I'll save him!
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No, I'll...
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No, I shall!
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[all talking]
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Criminy, I thought you were
The only superhero on mertz.
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Didn't I mention everyone
On mertz is a superhero?
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If you're all superheroes,
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Then why wear disguises?
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All superheroes wear disguises.
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Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that.
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Time is money, fast is funny.
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Who's missing?
A brilliant scientist?
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Well, not exactly.
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It's ordinaryguy,
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The only person on our
Planet without superpowers.
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We live to rescue
Him from peril.
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Superheroes require
Someone to save.
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We've looked for him everywhere.
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Yeah.
All their superpowers combined
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And they can't find
One ordinary guy.
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So they call... Me.
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Oh! You're not here to find him.
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You are him!
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You're here to replace him!
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What?
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I can't be an ordinary guy.
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I'm darkwing duck...
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Terror that flaps in the night,
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Superhero, planet earth.
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You're a superhero?
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Cometguy reported you have
No superhero qualities.
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Ridiculous!
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I have scads of
Superhero qualities.
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Feast your eyes on this baby.
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Ooh. What's this?
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Watch it!
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That's a highly
Sophisticated gas gun.
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[coughing]
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Got a little tickle
In my throat.
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How does tickling-the-throat gas
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Defeat the enemy?
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What about my
Sonic pitch device?
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[emits high-pitched sound]
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A sonic pitch device?
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What's that do?
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[pitch goes higher and louder]
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Oh.
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I've got thousands of
Devices hidden on my person.
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Your gadgets are amusing,
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But what natural
Talents do you possess?
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Aside from my good looks,
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There's my effective web kick.
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Hyah!
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I'd demonstrate it for you,
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But darn this painful bunion.
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Is it something like this?
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Uh... Sort of, kind of.
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Maybe you have superstrength.
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Can you do this?
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Caught me on a bad day
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With this paper cut.
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What about this?
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Can you do anything like this?
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Heh heh heh... Uh, no...
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♪ but I can do a
Mean soft-shoe ♪♪
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See? He doesn't have
Any superpowers.
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You don't need superpowers
To be a superhero!
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I'm no ordinary guy!
Find someone else!
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Please!
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Pretty please.
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O.K., o.K., o.K.!
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Whew!
I'll stay and be ordinaryguy.
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Just stop the caterwauling.
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You mean it?
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Yeah, yeah...
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But only for a few days.
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[cheering]
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I now pronounce you...
Ordinaryguy.
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What? No pocket protector?
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♪ we got a brand-new
Ordinaryguy ♪
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♪ we got a brand-new
Ordinaryguy... ♪♪
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ha ha ha!
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ha ha ha!
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ha ha ha!
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This won't be so bad.
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A little rest, relaxation...
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What the...
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Pay no attention...
Wouldn't want you to get sunburned.
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Right. I got it.
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I'll lie here and
You'll protect me.
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We're here to shield you...
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From the sun's hostile rays.
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Listen, that's great,
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But I'm perfectly, oh...
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Safe.
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♪ out for a walk on
A beautiful day ♪♪
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[whistling]
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Ordinaryguy, look out!
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I don't need your help.
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Hark! Did someone say "Help"?
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Look! Ordinaryguy's about
To cross the street!
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That really wasn't necessary.
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I'm perfectly safe... Whoa!
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I've had it with
Being ordinaryguy.
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I'm going to have to
Find the original sap.
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First,
I'll have to distract them.
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This ought to keep them busy.
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Help! I'm perched precariously
On this precipice.
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I think I may fall.
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I'll fly up and save him.
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Uh, better not come up here.
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It could scare me, causing me
To plummet to an untimely death.
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Untimely death, I like that.
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Like taking candy from a baby.
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Aah!
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What am I worried about?
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I'll be saved.
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This place is crawling
With superheroes.
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Don't try anything foolish.
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What, the dummies have
Something better to do?
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Dummy...
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Help!
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Whoa!
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that's just a taste of
What you've got coming.
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ha ha ha!
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There you are!
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Your timing is impeccable.
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We've been waiting to rescue you
On the other side, ordinaryguy.
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Quit calling me "Ordinaryguy."
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You need something
More important to do.
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Like vanquishing a
Villain or something?
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I've got it!
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You need a villain to vanquish!
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Superheroes should
Have supervillains.
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Where are we going
To find a villain?
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Mertz is a planet of
Truth and justice.
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If you want to learn
To be a villain,
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Think like one. Got that?
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A hero becoming a villain?
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Are you sure about this?
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Sure, I'm sure.
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Take this guy, quackerjack.
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He's what we refer
To as a sicko.
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Sicko. Write that down.
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Next, a master of villainy.
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Oops. That's me at
The christmas party.
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As I was saying,
Master of villainy...
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Megavolt!
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[gasp] Zoinks!
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Ahem.
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Maybe we better move on.
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Uh, was I better that time?
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You call that a maniacal laugh?
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Once more, with feeling.
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Ha ha-ha ha.
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Ha hee ha.
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Give me strength.
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ha ha ha ha!
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ha ha ha ha!
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I think he's got it.
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Nice choice of location.
It's perfect.
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Now, tie me up.
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What if you get a rope burn?
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Think like a villain!
You are a villain!
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I are a villain.
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Iam a villain.
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I thought I was supposed
To be the villain.
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You are! Now, act like one!
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♪ ha ha ♪♪
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I told you to tie me
To something dangerous.
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But this is a neutron
Gravitraumatizer.
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A buzz saw would have sufficed.
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I thought having your molecules
Shredded and rearranged
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Would be far more excruciating.
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Really? This thing can do that?
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Not bad, cometguy.
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Now you're getting
The hang of it.
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Heh heh.
You've outdone yourself.
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You can untie me now, big guy.
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Yep. Show no mercy.
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You got an "A."
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No, you don't.
This is a test. No mercy!
271
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,999
"A villain leaves his victims
To a fate worse than death.
272
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,957
Pay attention, you big ape."
273
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,500
Ha ha ha ha!
274
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,957
A-ha.
The competent crime fighter
275
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,415
Commands control without
Any superhero's help.
276
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,583
[crash]
277
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,582
Did someone say help?
278
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:24,832
I'll save him.
279
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,000
I beg to differ.
280
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,832
I may not know art,
281
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,333
But I know what I like.
282
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,290
Sorry, darkwing.
283
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,332
I had to come back to save you.
284
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,707
I'm just not a villain.
285
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,999
I've had it!
286
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,290
With superguys like
You, who needs villains?
287
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:56,291
did someone mention villain?
288
00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:00,332
[gasp] It's... It's...
289
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,499
It's...
290
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,124
Beats me.
291
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,957
What do you want?
292
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,957
And who the heck is your tailor?
293
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:11,457
maybe this will help.
294
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,332
Ordinaryguy!
295
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,874
Greetings, friend.
296
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:19,082
What's with the disguise
And the big ray gun?
297
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,499
I'd hate to see the holster.
298
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,999
stand back!
299
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,582
there's a new villain in town...
300
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,457
And his name is
Not-so-ordinaryguy.
301
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,207
Surely you jest.
You're no villain.
302
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:37,957
That was before I got
Fed up with no privacy.
303
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:43,124
I watched them do to
You what they did to me.
304
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,957
You know what I'm talking about.
305
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,707
Granted, they are pesky,
306
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,874
But you don't see
Me turning bad.
307
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:54,957
Nyah nyah.
Maybe I like being a villain.
308
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:58,332
If you couldn't hack
It as ordinaryguy,
309
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,707
You'll never make
It as a villain.
310
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,332
Take him out.
311
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,749
But we're supposed to save
Ordinaryguy, not hurt him.
312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,707
You'll pay,
Mr. Darkwing-ordinary-duck.
313
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,833
You can be the first to go.
314
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,874
Oh. That gun packs a wallop.
315
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,207
Shame on you, ordinaryguy.
316
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:25,624
Now I'll have to
Destroy this ray gun.
317
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,583
It's for your own good.
318
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,500
Use your cometbreath!
319
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,582
[cough] My strength is gone.
320
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,290
[cough cough]
321
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:44,290
I'm no ordinary guy,
And this is no ordinary gun.
322
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,457
It's a strength-sapping ray gun.
323
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:51,582
I'm sick of superheroes
With superpowers.
324
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:55,457
now, you'll all be superwimps!
325
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:59,625
ha ha ha ha ha!
326
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:08,124
Your celebrated
Strength is all gone.
327
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,124
Look at you now,
You namby-pambies
328
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,582
That's mr. Namby-pamby to you,
329
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,624
You plug-ugly hooligan!
330
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,999
Let's settle this the
Old-fashioned way.
331
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,708
[crash]
332
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,082
[ordinaryguy] Oh,
Now who's plug-ugly, huh?
333
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,082
Repeat the question, please.
334
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,207
♪ ho ho ♪♪
335
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:36,958
I'm not done with you
Yet, ordinaryguy.
336
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,165
O.K., darkwing duck...
337
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,415
The jig's up.
Prepare to eat ray.
338
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:57,457
You'll have to go through us
First, ordinaryguy.
339
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,874
All right, then.
Have it your way.
340
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,082
Say goodbye, pinheads.
341
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:05,124
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
342
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,832
I am the ham radio operator
343
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,707
Who scrambles your reception.
344
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,582
I am darkwing...
345
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,249
Duck!
346
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,457
[crash]
347
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,249
You broke my gun.
348
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,749
What a gyp.
349
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,374
Well, ordinaryguy,
Shall we call it a day?
350
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,832
Let's call it a night,
351
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,707
As in good night, darkwing duck.
352
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,165
[engine won't start]
353
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:33,624
I knew I should have got
The extended warranty.
354
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:39,083
The manual didn't say
It worked in reverse.
355
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,999
[gasp] Look at me now!
356
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,499
I'm extra-ordinaryguy.
357
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,165
Nyah nyah nyah.
358
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:50,582
Your natural strengths are
Nothing compared to mine.
359
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,999
Phooey.
Now he'll never need saving.
360
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,749
O.K., ordinaryguy,
361
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,999
Give up while you
Still have a...
362
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,957
Chance.
363
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:05,957
Today, mertz...
Tomorrow, the universe!
364
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,708
Ha ha ha!
365
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,875
Hey!
366
00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:12,582
Two can play at this game.
367
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:16,499
Let's see you pick on
Someone your own size.
368
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,707
I hear my mom calling.
369
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:22,415
If only we had our
Superpowers back.
370
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:27,415
Maybe there's something
We can do without them.
371
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:32,083
[cough] Step aside.
Superheroes coming through.
372
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,457
[ordinaryguy] Alley-oop!
373
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:51,083
Nice form,
But your execution stinks.
374
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,207
en garde.
375
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,582
You know the phrase
"Might is right"?
376
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,624
Do you subscribe to that?
377
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,874
Darkwing's really in trouble.
378
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:14,250
Say, what would he
Do in this situation?
379
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,500
Any last words, pipsqueak?
380
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,874
Yes...
381
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,000
Let's get dangerous.
382
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:45,374
This town's not big
Enough for the both of us.
383
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,874
Did I say town?
Make that planet.
384
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,832
Look! A falling star!
385
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,708
Ha! You can't fool me.
386
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,999
It's out of juice.
387
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,457
I hate it when that happens.
388
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:15,375
Next time,
I look for the union label.
389
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,999
It works!
390
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:28,582
Ready to have your strength
Sucked from your body, darkwing?
391
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,583
Uh... No. No. Not really.
392
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,499
Ooh! Eee! Aah! Ow!
393
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,874
Quit, will you?
394
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,000
Ooh! Ow!
395
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,416
Yeow!
396
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,124
Darkwing!
397
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,749
Help!
398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,415
An effective villain
Never shows mercy,
399
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:03,457
Which is why I'm a superhero.
400
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,332
Look at this cape.
401
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,875
Is there a big and
Tall outlet here?
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