Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Let go of that.

Let go of that.

Hey, let go!

Give me that thing.

[chomp]

Aah!

Holy snowbound.

A bunch of pushy poinsettias.

Christmas shopping gets More dangerous every year.

Why do I wait till the Last minute to shop?

Ah, perfect.

The galleria garden shop.

Hmm. Let's see now.

I need something for Daisy, iris, lily, rose.

These might be...

Get out of the way!

This watering can Will be just fine.

Excuse me. I b-believe I was here first.

Yeow!

Happy holidays.

Ooh, a pretty plant.

Ow! Hey, kid, Easy on the foliage.

Waah!

It's a plant monster!

Where? Where? Ow! Stop it.

Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Ow!

Yeow!

Monster!

Christmas. Bah, grubbug.

I'm treated like last Year's fruitcake.

I'll fix this sappy season.

When I'm through with christmas,

St. Canard will be glad It comes once a year!

Ah, christmas. What a shame it only comes once a year.

Now then, let's get...

Decorative.

Ahh...

Not bad, aye, l.P.?

Launchpad.

Sorry. I got a little Caught up in my work.

There's something About this time of year

That makes everything Seem so peaceful.

Ya-hoo!

Stop!

I've got no brakes!

Whoa!

Uh, sorry, dad,

I couldn't wait to try This prehistoric sled.

That is my prehistoric sled.

Uh, not anymore.

In that case. I'll open my presents early.

I'm sure I put a sled On my christmas list.

Yep. Here it is,

Between the shetland Pony and the stereo.

I told you,

It's a tradition to open your Presents on christmas morning.

Please don't make me wait.

I'll never make it. Impossible.

It's tomorrow morning.

Oh, all right. I'll wait...

Not.

Captain gosalyn Scans the horizon.

Aha! Target sighted.

I am the terror that Unwraps at night.

Aah!

Gosalyn, are you trying To open your presents?

No. Replacing an ornament!

After all, I wouldn't want to Break a christmas tradition.

Don't you dare!

My dad... The christmas cop.

Calling all trees.

It's time to turn the yuletide,

Break popcorn chains,

Toss off tinsel,

And rise up against oppressors!

Now fall in and Onward to victory!

Hup-2, 3, 4.

Hup-2, 3, 4.

Hup-2, 3, 4.

Calling all trees.

Prepare for operation Christmas cheer!

[snoring]

Waah!

He stole my dolly!

Ohh! You thief!

Take that and that And that and that!

Ow and ow and ow.

[bell ringing]

Happy holidays. Heh heh. Peace on earth.

Ouch!

Hey, give me that, you creep.

Ahh, Now that's the holiday spirit.

Spoiling christmas will Be easier than I thought.

Whoa! Ooch! Whoa-ho!

Why I ought to...

Now for phase two.

Sinister santa.

Ho ho ho ho!

Have a candy cane. Have a merry christmas.

Ho ho ho ho... Oh!

Ho ho ho!

And what do you Want, little boy?

A drum.

Good. I want you to beat it.

You're last, little girl.

I'm out of gifts.

I'll need this Dolly for next year.

Waah!

What are you looking at?

I'm not fooled. You're not santa.

You're too skinny and too green.

That hurt.

Uhh!

Aah!

Dave! Now where's that boy off to?

Hey, it's santa claus!

Oof! Uh! Aren't you a little big for this?

Hey, you, santa!

You made my girl cry.

Wa!

Oh! Ow! Ow! Hey, cut that...

[shouting and yelling]

Ho ho ho.

Did you really need to Buy this many gifts?

Of course. This is christmas, remember.

A time of giving, Of sharing, of...

My fruitcake. Help! Someone stole my fruitcake.

Who would steal fruitcake?

Wish I knew. I can't get rid of it.

Someone stole my purse.

And my bell.

Launchpad, this is a job for...

Santa claus?

I meant to do that.

Disguised as santa,

I'll hunt down these Holiday havoc wreakers.

There he is. There's santa.

Oh, looks like some of santa's Fans, launchpad.

Ho ho... Ho?

Get santa claus!

Aah!

Hmm. Something tells me That some sinister force

Is sapping the season's spirit.

I'm not sinister, Just misunderstood.

Aha! Bushroot!

You're at the root of This riotous ruckus.

Everyone celebrates Their own way.

The christmas party's over.

Maybe for you,

But we are just warming up.

We?

Yoo-hoo, boys!

Yipe! Yipe!

This time, you've gone too Far, bushroot.

Using christmas trees To ruin christmas,

It's... It's... It's just not christmasy.

I can't stay to see your Feathers get flocked,

But we've got a Christmas to kill.

Merry ho ho ho!

Gee, We could really be up a tree.

Not if I can help it.

Suck tinsel, pine cone breath.

Whoa! Nice decorations.

Somehow, That's not what I expected.

[wolf whistle]

Come on. Let's make like reindeer and fly.

Whew! That was close.

Which way were bushroot and Those holiday hooligans headed?

We could follow that Trail of pine needles.

If you want to do It the easy way.

Calling all trees. Calling all trees.

♪ 'tis the season To be greedy ♪♪

Proceed with Operation bah humbug.

Or in other words, Grab those gifts.

Who ate the heads

Off all the gingerbread men?

I wanted to do that.

Ow!

Stupid tree.

Ooh!

Hey, you big dirty tree,

Let me out of this stocking.

I missed one.

There you go, a perfect fit.

Have yourself a very Merry christmas.

Remember, a gift worth giving Is a gift worth taking.

[alarm sounds]

Oh, no. A tree alarm.

I ha... I hate those things.

You put those gifts back.

Hey! Hey!

Wait! You come back here.

No one's going to open my Christmas present early

Unless it's me.

Oh, joy to the world.

Operation bah Humbug is a success.

Careful now.

Don't stub your mistletoes.

Since I've stolen All the presents,

Christmas is stale eggnog.

It's a wonderful life!

Not that pesky duck again.

You think you're Santa's little helper?

Your christmas crime spree is Canceled, cranberry head.

I'm...

Wrong choice of words.

Oh.

♪ all I want for christmas Are my two front teeth ♪♪

I see you already know About those sneaky trees.

I'll put an end to their Seasonal shenanigans.

Launchpad!

Right here, d.W.

Good. Because now,

It's time to do a little Christmas tree chopping.

Dad, look out!

Quick! Somebody unwrap me.

Shouldn't we wait until Christmas morning?

Don't worry, dad. I'll save you.

Oh. Ahh. Oh.

Whoa-oh!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Gee, I'm never going to Forget this christmas.

Gosalyn, slow... Whoa!

Whoa! Ow!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!

Whoa! Ooh-hoo!

I did it. I lost them.

I don't have to worry About darkwing... Duck!

Ooh! Ooh!

Oh.

Uhh!

Uhh!

Whew, boy. They ought to put Seat belts in those things.

Oh, no. Gosalyn, stop!

I don't know how!

Cool. Look at all the presents.

Can I keep them?

'tis better to give Than to receive.

Oh, another christmas Tradition, right?

Nope. Just something that Feels good when you do it.

You play santa and return gifts.

I'll do a little tree trimming.

Once again, our courageous Christmas crime fighter...

That's me... Searches for clues,

Watchful for the corrupt Christmas criminal.

That's me.

No matter what hazards May befall him...

Oh!

Nothing shall deter the Diligence of darkwing duck.

Puh!

Except, perhaps, A lasso of christmas lights.

Sorry to pull you away from your Holiday hyperbole, darkwing.

No problem, bushlips.

Put up your roots Before I fumigate you.

Careful with that. You'll upset douglas.

Douglas?

Allow me to introduce my new best friend... Douglas fir.

Yah! Hee hee!

Whoa! Whoa! Ooh!

And now it's time to Decorate the duck.

Yaah! Ha!

Thank you, water department.

My beak's frozen.

Calling all trees. Calling all trees.

♪ deck the duck ♪

♪ with everything you've got ♪

♪ fa la la la la la la la la ♪♪

Ooh! Argh! Mmm!

That does it.

Now where are you going? Hold still.

The game's over.

Time to hit the showers.

My trees. No.

Please. No!

I'm too young to become A frozen vegetable.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Well, another fiendish Plan nipped in the bud.

Hey, what's this? Why so glum?

I've just vanquished The villain.

You've returned gifts.

All except honker's family.

Theirs were missing.

Luckily, mine were all here.

Aw, gee, honkman.

I wish there was Something we could do.

Well, it's o.K.

The real santa claus Will bring something.

Poor little guy.

He is not.

I mean, you can't be poor

If you have friends.

[snoring]

[bells jingle]

It's santa claus.

Heh heh heh heh!

[bells jingle]

Heh heh heh!

Ho ho ho!

Hey, you're not supposed To come in the wi...

Merry christmas.

Whoa!

Yeow!

Help! Get me out of here! Help me!

[bells jingle]

Merry christmas.

Oh, dear.

Merry christmas some more.

Aw, isn't that something?

Ho ho ho!

You know, gosalyn,

Giving the muddlefoots Your presents

Was a nice thing to do.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, dad.

Hey, look at this.

The card reads, "To gosalyn from santa."

Ohh, gee, my very own sled.

When did you get her that?

I didn't. I thought you... Wait a minute.

If you didn't get It and I didn't,

Then who...

Nah. Heh heh,

But then again, He is a christmas tradition.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Stop! Santa, help!

I promise I'll Never be bad again.

Please, just get me out of here.

Help!