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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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You'll never catch me!
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Ha ha ha hah!
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Turn right, d.W.! We're gaining!
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Amazing foil of quackerjack.
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I never saw a bomb
Defused that way.
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Fortunately, my body absorbed
The explosion's force.
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Where's the tracking
Device on quackerjack?
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That pesky duck
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Will never find my secret
Hideout, mr. Banana brain.
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Not unless someone
Spills the beans.
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Which way, launchpad?
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Turn right.
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Aah! Aah!
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Help!
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[quackerjack] You foiled my
Blowing up the yo-yo factory,
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But I'm not done!
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The jig is up,
Jug-headed jack-in-the-box!
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It's my fault no one
Will buy my toys?
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All anyone wants are yo-yos!
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If I can't destroy all yo-yos,
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I'll destroy just one...
The first yo-yo!
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Ha ha hah!
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Hey, where'd he go?
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That's funny. According to this,
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He's still there.
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Why are we borrowing
The shush time machine?
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Because, launchpad,
That was no ordinary top.
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Quackerjack is still in st.
Canard...
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Only 700 years in the past.
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We're going back in time!
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Oh, boy! In time for what?
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In time to stop quackerjack
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From destroying the first yo-yo
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And altering the
History of toys!
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Set time coordinates for 1291.
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Don't mess up!
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What happened in 1291?
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[darkwing] According
To this almanac,
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The yo-yo was invented
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By the king of
Medieval canardia.
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1291, launchpad.
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No freeway congestion,
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No skyscrapers
Blocking out the sun...
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And no darkwing tower!
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Aah!
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[splash]
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[coughing]
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[binketh] Gadzooks!
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What manner of
Strange fish be these?
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Binkie?
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Nay. Binketh be my name.
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She must be binkie's ancestor.
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What strange cloths you wear.
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From whence do you hail?
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What if I said I'm from
700 years in the future?
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Then you are a warlock
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And must be burned.
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We're from sweden.
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Ooh! Welcome to
Canardia, strangers.
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Alloweth me to assist you
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In your travels hereth.
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[guard] Make way for the king!
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Just the man I wanted to see.
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None may see him.
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His new minister forbids it.
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He'll see me. I'm darkwing duck.
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Idemand to see the king!
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[herbeth] Halteth!
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Herb muddlefoot?
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'tis king herbeth to you.
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Quackerjack!
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That's sir quackerjack.
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Sire, this man is a fraud
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And a known felon!
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Hold thy tongue!
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Sir quackerjack is my
Trusted new advisor!
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The sire and I are great pals.
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Ha ha ha!
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This guy cracks me up!
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No lie.
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You...
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You jackanape!
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Guards!
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Guards!
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That puny crackerbox is no match
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For my sophisticated knowledge
Of modern technology.
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If thou alloweth
Me to helpeth...
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Step aside,
Little fair maiden lady.
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I'll handle this.
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Uhh!
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I am the mighty darkwing duck.
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I pity the poor fool
Who blocks my way!
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Whoa! Boy...
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Where brute force fails,
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Try agility.
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If thou wouldst but listen...
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I've calculated the
Wall's precise height
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And the exact arc
Of the trajectory...
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[crash]
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Give or take a few feet.
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Where brute force
And agility fail,
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Try ingenuity.
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A present for the king!
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Brilliant.
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All I have to do
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Is wait for launchpad
To open the door!
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What door, d.W.?
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Ooooh!
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[binketh] Yoo hoo! Up here!
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How'd you get there?
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I tried to telleth you.
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The back door's never lockethed.
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Out of harms way.
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Grave danger may await us.
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Darkwing duck creeps
Toward his destination
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With the cunning
Of the alley cat.
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Halt!
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Do you have a phone?
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My car broke down. It's...
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Crazy.
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Aah ah aah!
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Ow!
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Oh! Spies, sire!
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Spies and infidels!
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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I am darkwing ducketh,
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Magician extraordinaire,
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Here to offer humble services
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To the king.
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So, you are a
Sorcerer who consorts
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With the powers of darkness!
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Great.
I could use a good sorcerer.
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Yeah. That's right. A sorcerer.
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I'm a sorcerer.
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I'm an inventor myself.
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Want to see my new invention?
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I would be honored.
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Hot dog!
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You'll never get that yo-yo.
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How did you find me?
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I planted a homing
Device in your pal.
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Traitor! Back stabber!
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How could you?
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[door opens]
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Glad to see you two
Are getting along.
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You'll love my new invention.
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I call it the yo-yo.
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Yeow!
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Oo-ow!
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What do you thinketh?
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Needs work, but I like it.
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Well, I guess it's not much
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Compared to your feats.
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Why don't you put
On a little show,
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Mighty sorcerer?
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That'd be great!
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My magic wand's
In my other suit.
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I have a spare.
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Then we're all set.
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The show commences
Tonight at 7:00.
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I'll wow the king
With cheap tricks.
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Quackerjack will be on
The street in no time.
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This better be good.
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It's show time!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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What you are about to see
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Has never been seen on
Stage, screen...
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On with the show!
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Or television.
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Look, sire,
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He's got someone hidden
Behind the curtain.
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Uh, uh...
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Let's give a warm welcome
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To my lovely assistant binketh.
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Yeah. And... Oh, good.
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Thank you.
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Great.
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Such loveliness I
Have never seen.
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Ooh ooh!
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Methinks I am smitten
By his handsomeness.
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[herbeth] Bravo! Bravo!
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Bravo!
On with the show and stuff.
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For my first trick,
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I will pull a rabbit
Out of my hat.
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Heh heh.
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It's... Elusive little critter.
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Here, bunny!
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Here, bunny!
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Come here!
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Ha ha! The sorcerer is a fraud.
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What's a nice peasant like you
Doing in a palace like this?
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Ooh ooh hee hee!
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Hee hee hee!
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O.K., moving right along.
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For my next trick,
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I will separate
These metal rings.
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Lousy piece of junk.
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Oh, look, sire.
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He's a fake! A fake!
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So, want to be my date
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For the royal barbecue tomorrow?
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Hmm?
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If it pleaseth you, sire.
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Ooh hee hee hee!
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Ooh!
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[ting-a-ling]
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Now a feat never
Before attempted.
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This lovely maiden
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Will vanish before your eyes.
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[launchpad] Here... Here, bunny.
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Come here, bunny rabbit.
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Here... Here you go.
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Abracadabra!
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Bravo!
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Bravo!
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Hold your applause
Until the end.
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Now, before your very eyes,
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She will reappear!
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Hey! Where'd she go?
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Bring her back!
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Heh heh...
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Not to worry.
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It's all just part of the magie.
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Woe is me.
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She hath vanished!
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He has destroyed the
Beautiful maiden!
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He is a warlock!
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Pick a card, any card. Go ahead.
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Guards!
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Take him to the dungeon!
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Hey, d.W., I think we're a hit!
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Whoa. Rough crowd, huh, d.W.?
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Launchpad, let it go.
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Greetings, kids of all ages.
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What happened to your head?
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Play with your own toys?
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The king's new exploding yo-yo.
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While he works on improving it,
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I'll be in charge of
Your interrogation...
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With help from my
New playmates...
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Sir cumference
And sir veillance!
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The finest minds in the realm.
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[ribbit]
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[ribbit]
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The frog faileth to turn blue.
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Proof he's a warlock.
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The other one, fools.
276
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,333
Confess you are a warlock!
277
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,624
Never!
278
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:38,957
Good! I wouldn't want
The fun to end too soon.
279
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,083
Uh-oh.
280
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,707
Hang in there.
281
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,374
He's getting bored.
282
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,499
Confess!
283
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,082
Never!
284
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,082
Then face... Heh heh...
285
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,500
The thumbscrew!
286
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,333
[crash]
287
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,207
I guess that correspondence
Course in thumb wrestling
288
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,708
Finally paid off.
289
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,582
O.K., fun and games are over.
290
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,165
It's time to face...
291
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,124
Mr. Trivia buff!
292
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,957
You maniac!
293
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:22,374
Nyahh ha ha ha ha!
294
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:26,165
The longest recorded
Flight by a chicken
295
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,457
Is 302 feet, 8 inches.
296
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,499
Aah!
297
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,999
No!
298
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,999
Confess!
299
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,124
Never!
300
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,874
The koala bear isn't a bear,
301
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,582
But a marsupial.
302
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,582
[mr.Trivia buff] The
First written language
303
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,707
Was a pictograph system...
304
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,707
[launchpad] I confess!
I confess!
305
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,707
Darkwing duck's a warlock!
306
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,749
Good enough.
307
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,457
Thanks a lot.
308
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,707
Sorry.
I couldn't watch you suffer.
309
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,415
What harm could it do?
310
00:13:56,416 --> 00:14:00,165
In the judgment of this
Court, darkwing duck,
311
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,624
Confessed warlock,
312
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,291
Will be beheaded at dawn.
313
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,708
Heh heh... Oh.
314
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,999
Easy on the suit, pal.
315
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,624
I don't want him beheaded.
316
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,624
I just want lovely binketh back.
317
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:35,457
We'll have her back when
We destroy his black magic.
318
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,625
[gulp]
319
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,832
Look at the bright side.
320
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,249
And where would that be?
321
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,749
Live another minute,
322
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,707
You'll watch the
Sun's total eclipse.
323
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,582
Great.
Like a rare astronomical event
324
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,249
Is going to do me any...
325
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,374
Hey...
326
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,374
Thou hast angered
The great darkwing!
327
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,457
If you don't release me,
I'll block out the sun...
328
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,458
Forever!
329
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,457
[gasp] My ficus will dieth!
330
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,749
Allaka...
331
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,582
Zam!
332
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,290
Ah! He's a fake!
333
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,707
Heh heh heh...
334
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,875
Uh, hocus pocus!
335
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,207
The eclipse is tomorrow!
336
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,999
Oops. Maybe you can stall them.
337
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,999
Hurry.
We haven't got all dayeth!
338
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,999
Keep your shirt on.
339
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,999
I'm not done yet.
340
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,499
Um, o.K...
341
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,124
Open sesame!
342
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:38,249
Anaheim, azusa, and cucamonga!
343
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,332
Okeefenokee!
344
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:43,415
Tippecanoe and tyler, too...
345
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,874
I like ike...
346
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,083
6440 or fight.
347
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,749
And uh... Uh, bli...
348
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,207
Blind! Now I'm going blind!
349
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,832
No, d.W. It's the eclipse!
350
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:56,833
[gasps]
351
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,624
Take it off!
352
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,165
Release him!
353
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,874
What? You can't do that!
354
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,250
Release him at once!
355
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,500
Phew!
356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,374
[cheering]
357
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,874
He who can bring back the sun
358
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,332
Surely can bring back binketh.
359
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,457
I'll do anything
To get her back.
360
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,208
O.K. You're on.
361
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,374
Sire,
Maid binketh has been foundeth!
362
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,999
It's a miracle!
363
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,832
Well, that was easy.
364
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:40,124
She's tied up in front
Of the dragon's cave.
365
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,125
You did say "Anything."
366
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,125
[roaring]
367
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,290
Prepare to meet thy doom!
368
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,957
[roaring]
369
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,625
Or maybe not.
370
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,000
Cowards!
371
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,207
Eat stainless steel, beast.
372
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,833
[roaring]
373
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,416
Heh heh...
374
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,499
Wait! Wait!
I'll make you a deal.
375
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,707
This better be good.
376
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:32,832
O.K.
377
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,749
I slay you, rescue the maiden,
378
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,124
And then I leave.
379
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,624
Bad deal.
380
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,582
Wait. Wait. Even better.
381
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,499
Pretend I slay you,
382
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,874
I leave with the maiden,
383
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,415
And nobody bothers you again.
384
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,457
O.K. It's a deal.
385
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,999
Teh... Well...
386
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,707
That's g-great.
387
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,832
O.K., let's make this look good.
388
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,833
Ahem...
389
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,332
Prepare to meet thy doom,
390
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,874
Foul lizard of the netherworld!
391
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,458
[roaring]
392
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,457
[gasp] Shall we try that again?
393
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,999
Heh, sorry. I wasn't thinking.
394
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,290
Ahem...
395
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,958
Prepare to meet thy doom!
396
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,874
Oowwweeeaah!
397
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,207
Ooh! Ooh!
398
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,207
I am slain!
399
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,290
Slain!
400
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,999
Cut down in the prime of life!
401
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,999
Oh, woe is me!
402
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,707
I am woe!
403
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,582
Woe is woe!
404
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,708
Overdoing it just a
Skosh, aren't we?
405
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,582
Behold! I have slain the...
406
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,499
I am traveling through a tunnel!
407
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,707
Yes! A tunnel.
408
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:56,165
There's a light at
The end of the tunnel!
409
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,457
And beyond that...
410
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,000
Knock it off!
411
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,207
[crying]
412
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,999
I fear the worst hath happened.
413
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,624
[chomping]
414
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,749
Ah, they'll be fine.
415
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,290
You got to try this food.
416
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,999
My appetite's gone.
417
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,832
I've even lost
Interest in my yo-yo.
418
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:18,875
[thunk]
419
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,165
Keep working on it.
420
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,832
What if binketh shouldst perish?
421
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:29,458
Then I shouldst perish
With thoughts of thee.
422
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,874
Binketh, will you marry me?
423
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,749
Ahh! Of courseth, my lord.
424
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,207
No way darkwing could've
Slain that dragon.
425
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,707
Darkwing ducketh!
426
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,375
Dragon slayer!
427
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,499
Your highness...
428
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500
Ouch.
429
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,832
Mighty warlock,
430
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,207
Thou didst truly
Slay the dragon?
431
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,124
[dragon] Promise me,
Martha, promise me.
432
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,875
No matter what happens,
433
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,624
Don't sell the farm.
434
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,582
[dragon] Don't sell the farm!
435
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,999
Perhaps "Slay" is
Too strong a word.
436
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,457
Twas quackerjack
Didst kidnappeth me
437
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,707
During the magic act.
438
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,082
Ratfink.
439
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,999
Guards, seize him!
440
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,999
Uh-oh, got to go!
441
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,165
Left a roast in the oven.
442
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,458
Eat nutty putty!
443
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,750
Men, a sword!
444
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,707
Men...
445
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,625
A tourniquet.
446
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:39,582
That empty shell of metal
Will do you no good.
447
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,583
On second thought,
I see it's handy.
448
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,582
Ha ha ha ha!
449
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,583
Oh, look.
It is the graf zepplin!
450
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:58,875
Hah! Eat reverse polarity
From my magnet gun!
451
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,250
[crash]
452
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,291
Bombs away!
453
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,958
Batter up!
454
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,458
Whoa.
455
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,708
I believe this is yours.
456
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:21,582
One more step and
The king's dead meat!
457
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,457
Easy now, easy.
458
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,707
Just put the turkey down.
459
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,458
O.K., here!
460
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,874
Oh ho ho...
461
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,875
Wooo...
462
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,457
Whoa oh oh!
463
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,000
Now I'll reel this joker in.
464
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,332
Ooof! Ouch!
465
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,165
Yeow! Yah!
466
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,207
Ooh!
467
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,374
Oh!
468
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,457
Now that's a yo-yo.
469
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,333
Now I get it!
470
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,082
[wheezing]
471
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,457
[dragon] Someday,
When the chips are down...
472
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,707
[wheeze]
473
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:02,124
And the breaks are going
Against the boys...
474
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,499
Coach, tell 'em...
475
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,582
[wheeze]
476
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,999
To win one...
477
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,582
[wheeze]
478
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:08,999
For the gipper...
479
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Uh.
480
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,125
[crash]
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