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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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There's megavolt!
Heading south on north street.
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That over-rated,
Over-dressed crime fighter
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Isn't gonna short
Circuit my scheme.
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I can't wait to sock it to
That socket-headed simpleton.
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He's headed into
Andy's anvil factory.
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I gotta a bad
Feeling about this.
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Why couldn't it be
A pillow factory?
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Just once?
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The duck hasn't been
Hatched who can stop me.
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There's nothing I can't do.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Why,
That electronic egomaniac...
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I bet you can't do this...
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Ha! Any idiot can do that.
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Oh, oooh!
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Ok, so it just proves
I'm not any idiot.
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It's all over, megavolt.
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Your goose is cooked.
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Oh, yeah?
That shows what you know.
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There's a good 20 minutes left.
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Ruined a perfectly good helmet.
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That head's not looking too
Great, either.
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Hate to run,
But crime waits for no man.
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Come on, launchpad.
Let's get dangerous.
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Wait! We can't go anywhere.
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You're not wearing a helmet.
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An anvil fell on it and I don't
Have time to get a new one.
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Driving without a helmet...
That's too dangerous.
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Don't worry, launchpad.
I'll be careful.
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People look up to you.
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What if someone saw you
Not wearing a helmet...
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Launchpad! Give it a rest!
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Where'd he go?
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He went that way,
But we are going that way!
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Kids, don't try this at home.
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That wasn't so bad.
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I'd expected crashing head
First through a brick wall
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Would be more painful.
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Yaaaaa!
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Somebody better
Get that hole fixed
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Or somebody's gonna have
A lawsuit on their hands.
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Where am I, anyway?
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Judging from the long lines,
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I'd say this must be
Some sort of theme park.
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What in the devil is going on?
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Darkwing duck?
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Boy! Am I thrilled to make
Your acquaintance or what?
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Ah, who are you and where am I?
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Me? Why I'm...
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You are?
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And this is...
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It is?!
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You got it.
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Hey, used car salesman,
Will you move it?
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Maybe you could tell me
How I get out of here.
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Out of here?
That's a good one. Ha ha.
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You don't. That's the answer.
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Hey, eternity's waiting and
I ain't got all day, huh?
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Yaaaaaa!
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Getting you on the guest list is
Gonna look great on my resume.
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Hey, wait.
Where do you think you're going?
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I've got better things to
Do than hang around here.
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Hey, you can't just
Walk out of here.
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We got rules and
Regulations, you know.
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Hold on a second.
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Hey, get back in line!
What's the matter with you?
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Sorry, lucifer,
But I wouldn't be caught dead down here.
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Open up! Open up or I'll sue!
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And I've got the best
Attorneys around.
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Yes, sir. May I help you?
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You're mr. Darkwing,
Are you not?
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Yeah,
And I seem to be a little lost.
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I'll just check
The reservations.
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Let me see...
Da vinci, darwin, durante...
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This is highly peculiar.
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There's no record
Of a darkwing duck.
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Perhaps it's under
Drake mallard.
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What reservation?
How'd you know that I...
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Hey, for pete's sake, pete,
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Will you quit hogging
The personnel.
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I am certain this
Gentleman belongs up here.
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Him? Not on your life.
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He's an all-around bad egg,
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And I get him.
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Sir, he's a famously
Fearless fighter of crime.
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Look at those shifty
Little beady eyes, huh.
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The better to see villains with.
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He's evil. He's good.
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He's evil. He's mine.
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Hold it.
We'll flip for him, huh?
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Tails, I get the dead guy.
Heads, he's yours.
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Just a minute here!
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Who's dead?
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You, sir.
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No, no. Not me.
I never felt better.
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If you two think I'm
Dead, you're dead wrong.
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Launchpad?
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Excuse me.
Have you seen a sidekick around?
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Stands about so... High.
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Yuppie snob.
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What a day! I'm dead on my feet.
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[ sobbing ]
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Gosalyn...
Launchpad, what's wrong?
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What's the matter, sweetheart?
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A sad movie?
Launchpad cook dinner?
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Oh, d.W.!
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Yes, yes. You called?
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How will we ever get
Along without him?
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Without who?
What are you talking about?
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Ooh, launchpad,
I can't believe he's gone.
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Gosalyn, honey, I'm right here...
In the pink.
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Well, light pink, anyway.
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It's like I can
Almost still hear him.
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Almost?! If I yell any louder
I'll rupture something!
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Launchpad,
I think I can hear him.
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You gotta hear me.
It's a matter of life and death!
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Dad! Is that you?
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Of course I'm me.
Who else would I be?
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Dad, you're alive!
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Well, you're something, anyway.
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I'm glad to have you
Back, whatever you are.
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Something's happened to me.
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I don't know what,
But I need your help.
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You don't need help, d.W.,
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You need an undertaker.
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Let's get one thing straight...
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I am not dead.
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But, dad, if you're not dead,
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What are you?
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I did walk all the
Way across town
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And nobody even asked
For an autograph.
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Looks like they
Didn't even see me.
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Maybe we can see you
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Because we care
So much about you.
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I don't know what's going on,
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But I'm going to find out.
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I've got it!
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Who knows more about
The vastly unusual
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And altogether other worldly
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Than morganna macabre?
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Dark, darling, you look as if
You have one foot in the grave.
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Actually, both.
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Oh, morganna,
You can see me too, eh?
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Some people are having
Trouble doing that.
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Except those who
Really care about me.
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So, you got any hocus-pocus to
Get my dad back among the living?
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Well, there's reincarnation,
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But that's a very grave matter.
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Yeah, and it's d.W.'s grave.
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I think there may be
Something in here.
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Yes. Here it is.
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Bring darkwing back
Through reincarnation.
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Well, you got the
Carnation part down.
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There's got to be some way you
Can bring him back from the dead.
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I wish everybody would
Quit calling me dead.
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I'm just gonna have to show them
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That I'm still a viable
Member of society.
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on the next opal windbag show,
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supervillains who
Kill crime fighters.
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and the agents who
Represent them.
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What?! I'm dead and he
Gets booked on talk shows!
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What am I saying?
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I am not dead!
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That's it!
I'll stop that assulting battery
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And prove I'm still
Alive and kicking.
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And who do you see
Playing me in the movie?
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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I am the ghost of a
Chance you don't have.
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I am darkwing duck!
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Hyah!
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I know you want
To keep it cheap,
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But let's shell out
The bucks for a star.
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I'm taking this to the
You-know-who brothers!
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There's got to be someway
I can fight this guy.
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I have to prove once and for all
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That I am not...
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Dead.
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Let me take a wild guess...
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You're death, right?
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I thought so.
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And you want me
To come with you?
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Well, I guess I can't
Deny it anymore.
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Please. After you.
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What a sap!
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Can you believe that guy?
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He falls for the oldest
Trick in the bo... Ah, baa...
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I think I lost him finally.
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[ pounding ]
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This afternoon I
Was at that store,
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Now death is at my door.
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Sorry, no darkwing duck here.
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You want the next house down.
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[ pounding ]
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I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
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Binkey, the gardener's here.
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I can't just stand here
And let death take herb.
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Can I?
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I mean,
The world needs darkwing duck.
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But herb muddlefoot serves
No particular purpose.
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All right, you win. Here I am.
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No. Over here.
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Morganna,
I'm not trying to be pushy,
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But I don't know how much longer
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I can keep giving that
Old repo man the slip.
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You've got to cure dad
Of this case of deadness
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So he can stop megavolt.
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"Megavolt will be
Signing his new book,
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doing away with super
Heros for fun and profit."
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Hmmm, I wonder if I'm in it?
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I think I have found an
Incantation that will work.
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Stand here, dark dearest.
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Eye of newt and leg of lamb,
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Mother of pearl
And a side of ham,
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Pour them all into a mixing bowl
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And reunite darkwing,
Body and soul.
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Hey, what the...
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Wrong sole.
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Forget it.
You did your best, morganna.
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I guess this was
Just meant to be.
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Gee. D.W. Seems real depressed.
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Even for a dead guy.
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You better head home, gosalyn.
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I'll go check on him.
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I'm not gonna sit around and let
Megavolt get away with murder.
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I wish I'd been at the service.
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I guess you were late for
Your own funeral, eh, d.W.?
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Not to be morbid,
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But it would've been gratifying
256
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,707
To see the throngs of mourners.
257
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,707
To hear the national
Outpouring of grief.
258
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,582
To feel... What?!
259
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,999
This is it?!
260
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,290
Is this the end of darkwing?
261
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:18,499
No mounds of flowers
Over my grave?
262
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:23,457
Where are the statues?
The memorials to my memory?
263
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,582
Why? Why? Why?
264
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:30,708
Why didn't I hire a good press
Agent when I had the chance?
265
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:36,457
Mr. Volt, you were responsible for the
Death of a well-known crime fighter...
266
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,582
Has your life changed?
267
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,749
well, of course, opal.
I'm recognized everywhere.
268
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,582
I make tons of money.
269
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,875
and I've just written
This best-selling book.
270
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,582
Ah, you don't want to watch
This, d.W.
271
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,832
How 'bout we watch
Some cartoons?
272
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,874
if you killed somebody,
273
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,332
why aren't you in jail?
274
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,874
let me talk. I'm a citizen.
275
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,583
What is gosalyn doing
At the tv studio?
276
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,124
if you bought this book,
You should demand a refund!
277
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,249
all right! That's going too far!
278
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:11,124
maybe I didn't do
Away with darkwing,
279
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,457
but in my new show I'll do
Away with his little brat.
280
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,874
stay tuned for "Megavolt's
Crime of the week."
281
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:23,708
I may be dead, but I still have
Enough life to save gosalyn.
282
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,832
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
283
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,165
To "Megavolt live,"
284
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,707
Starring me, the greatest,
The most invincible villain
285
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,415
Of all time.
286
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,707
Darkwing duck!
287
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,874
What? Where? Where?
288
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:41,457
Just a cheap stall on the part
Of my special guest victim.
289
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:45,707
Darkwing is a dead
Duck, remember?
290
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,582
All right, megavolt,
291
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,874
You can just stop
Right there right now.
292
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,290
Ok?
293
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:55,083
What's this?
Yet another guest victim?
294
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,707
Twice the victims means
Twice the excitement.
295
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,165
Maybe even twice the ratings.
296
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,249
Don't worry. I'll save you.
297
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,624
All I have to do is...
298
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,582
Oh, yeah. I forgot about you.
299
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,249
But I did not forget
300
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,999
About you.
301
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,999
Sorry, pal,
But you'll just have to wait.
302
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,874
I have some lives to save here.
303
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,207
Duu! You can't do this to me!
304
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,499
You can't!
305
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,999
Oh, I've been doing it
For quite some time now.
306
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,957
Trust me. I know my job.
307
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,958
Let me go! Let me go!
308
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,999
Look. I'm sure we can
Work something out.
309
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,499
I have a life insurance
Policy I could cash in.
310
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,290
I won't be needing it, you know.
311
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,124
Why does everyone hate me so?
312
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,582
Why does everyone
Try to run from me
313
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,749
Or try to bribe me?
314
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,999
Don't people know how
That makes me feel?
315
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,290
Come on. There's got to be some
Kind of deal we could work out.
316
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,499
I know! You think you're pretty
Smart, don't you?
317
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,874
I have over the millennia
318
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,707
Acquired an expertise
In many fields.
319
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,374
Well, I bet I can do
Something you can't do.
320
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,707
I find that highly unlikely.
321
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,374
What say we make a deal?
322
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,082
I had hoped we were beyond this.
323
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,624
If I can do something you can't,
324
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,457
You give me one more
Hour to go save gosalyn.
325
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,624
Well, since there is nothing
You can do that I cannot do,
326
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,124
It's a deal.
327
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,374
Ok, let's see you do this.
328
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,875
Why, I'm sure it's very simple.
329
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,124
Uuoh!
330
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,999
Oh, I hate when that happens.
331
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,958
It's so embarrassing.
332
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,165
Well, looks like I win.
333
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,124
See you around, sucker!
334
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,457
Yes, you will.
335
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:54,957
Guess you just can't
Keep a good duck down.
336
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,832
Don't worry, I'll save you just
As soon as I untie these knots.
337
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,499
Which I can't...
338
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,874
But you can, launchpad.
339
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,625
And now, on with the show.
340
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,582
Move your right
Hand to the left.
341
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,332
No, your other left.
342
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,082
Just a little more.
343
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,374
Here it comes...
344
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,416
The moment you've
All be waiting for.
345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,207
Now what, d.W.?
346
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,332
You've got to act like a
Hero, launchpad.
347
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,833
Tell him...
348
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,832
It's all over, dim bulb!
349
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,583
What're you doing?
This isn't in the script.
350
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166
Grab the cord!
351
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,749
Hey! We're on live tv here.
352
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,874
Say, I am cutting the
Power on your evil scheme.
353
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:45,165
I am cutting the power
On your evil scheme.
354
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,957
You'll never work
In this town again.
355
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,749
No ad libbing!
356
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,499
Tell him to come peacefully,
And raise your right hand.
357
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,458
Come peacefully and
Raise your right hand.
358
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,957
Just do it.
359
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,707
You may have my remote control,
360
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,749
But I have her.
361
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,582
Now what, d.W.?
362
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:10,707
Tell him there is nothing in
This world as precious as life.
363
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,582
Ah, there is nothing in this
World as precious as life.
364
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,375
Yeah? Come again.
365
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,457
If you only worry about yourself
366
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,290
You're just gonna end
Up lonely and unhappy.
367
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,832
I am?
368
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,165
You have to treat others
369
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,999
With the respect and
Kindness they deserve.
370
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Perfect. Now mutilate him.
371
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,874
Hey! What happened to
Respect and kindness?
372
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,290
Hurry, launchpad.
We have to get to morganna's
373
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,833
Before my hour's up.
374
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,999
I've checked all my books,
375
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,999
But I'm afraid...
Well, it's like this...
376
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,165
The common cold goes
Away in 3 to 5 days,
377
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,749
Death is a little
More permanent.
378
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,832
I'm very sorry, dark dearest.
379
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:04,124
Mr. Mallard, I trust there
Won't be any more stalling.
380
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,624
Just give me one more
Minute to say goodbye.
381
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,374
Very well. One more minute.
382
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,874
I do hope I'm not going soft.
383
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,374
Goodbye, morganna.
384
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:19,375
I'm sorry we never had a
Chance to get together.
385
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,832
So long, pal.
386
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,749
You were the best sidekick
I ever worked with.
387
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,999
Of course,
You were the only sidekick...
388
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,457
Take good care of gosalyn.
389
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,249
Bye bye, gosalyn, honey.
390
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,582
I love you.
391
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,999
Remember, wash behind your ears,
392
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,957
Eat your vegetables,
Stay out of prison, and...
393
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:42,707
Darkwing,
We really must be going.
394
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,457
Well, so long, everybody.
395
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,874
Don't expect any postcards.
396
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,165
All right, I'm ready.
397
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,207
Let's go.
398
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:58,291
Look at him.
Look how brave he is.
399
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,374
Oh, come on! I don't wanna die!
400
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,457
I'll never drive
Without a helmet again.
401
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,415
I'll never drive without a helmet again.
I promise.
402
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,082
I promise.
403
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,415
I'll even wear a helmet to bed.
404
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,874
Easy on the fabric, d.W.
405
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,165
Launchpad?
406
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,249
That was some bump you
Got on your head there.
407
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,582
It's a miracle you
Weren't killed.
408
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,749
Oh, but gosalyn, I was killed
409
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,874
And you were there and...
410
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,332
And I'm not dead.
411
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,833
I'm alive! I'm really alive!
412
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,999
Yes! I am alive.
413
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,624
There's my couch.
There's my chair.
414
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,582
There's my rug I always trip over.
I love that rug.
415
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:40,874
Wait a minute.
I went through all that mental anguish
416
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,624
Over a dream?!
417
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,707
What a cheat!
418
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,999
But the point is
I'm alive and well
419
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,707
And definitely not dead.
420
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:51,166
This is so wonderful.
I want to celebrate!
421
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,957
I'll have a party.
I'll invite everyone.
422
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,750
There'll be balloons
And streamers.
423
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,833
And a cake and...
424
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,583
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