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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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In the late 20th century,
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Darkwing duck was the
Last mythological hero.
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According to legend,
He was a mysterious figure,
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His true origin never revealed.
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Kinetic gear!
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Is that darkwing duck's costume?
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No. These are props
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From an immensely
Successful cartoon series
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Based on darkwing's
Mythic exploits.
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A mask the character wore
Has never been found.
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We now know that the people
Who watched these exploits
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Had much smaller
Brains than ours,
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Which is no doubt why
They became extinct.
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Gosaloid, you're not
Supposed to touch anything.
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Just think, darkwing duck
Himself sat in these chairs.
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According to the museum's analogically
Digital videotronic guide,
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An actor portrayed
Darkwing duck the myth.
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What if that's wrong
And there were heroes?
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Hero worship reflects
The worshiper's feelings
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"Of inadequacy, insecurity,
Inability, and..."
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Who are you calling
Inadequate, insecure, and...
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Whoa! Whoa!
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What's going on?
Somebody get us out of here!
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My attorney will
Hear about this!
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[humming]
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Hey, you missed a spot!
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[click]
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Oops! I always forget
About that thing.
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Jackpot!
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If we hurry,
We can catch up with the tour.
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We were stuck in
There for seven hours.
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No need to cry, kid.
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They'll be back when
The museum opens.
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Oh, thanks,
But it's just my allergies.
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Um, consider it a gift.
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It'd take a hero like
Darkwing duck to save us.
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Gosaloid,
We wouldn't be in trouble
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If you weren't interested
In that silly myth.
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Silly? Myth?
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You don't believe
In darkwing duck?
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See? He was real.
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If he was real,
There'd be some record...
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A birth certificate, something.
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A piece of paper doesn't
Make a thing real.
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You know why there's no
Record of darkwing's birth?
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Tell him why there's not.
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Well, um, it's...
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It's because he wasn't
Born on this planet.
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I knew it had to be
Something like that.
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Would you like to hear
About the secret origin
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Of darkwing duck?
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Yes!
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Well, it all began on
The distant planet zipton
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When darkwing duck
Was just a babe.
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[gurgling]
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[rumbling]
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[gasp]
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What's happening?
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Drakell, what is it?
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Not bad news, I hope.
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It's the end of the world.
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I suppose that
Qualifies as bad news.
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It's my stupid brother's fault.
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He built a bomb big enough
To blow up the planet.
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He threatened to destroy zipton
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If he wasn't made
Grand pooh bah.
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Surely, he didn't use it.
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Well, no... Yes!
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There was this accident
With the detonator.
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Aha! Here's what I
Was looking for...
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Grandfather's old omni blaster.
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Junior might need
This on gribblefritz.
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Gribblefritz?
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[gurgling]
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Guard this carefully,
My little one.
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It could come in handy someday.
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[rumbling]
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Surely, you can't mean...
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Yes. We shall perish,
But our son shall live.
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He shall grow and prosper
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And achieve great things.
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Who knows?
Perhaps in some distant time,
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There shall be a cartoon series
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Based on his mythic exploits.
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meanwhile,
On the other side of town,
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the evil brother had
His own problems.
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I said it was a stupid idea.
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It wasn't my fault.
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If it explodes,
What will you be pooh bah of?
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The pooh bah of rubble.
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Very impressive.
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The bomb wouldn't have gone off
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If my idiot brother hadn't
Sat on the detonator.
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Was that the oven timer?
Check your roast.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To gribblefritz. Bye.
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Hate to see our
Marriage end this way.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Ow!
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Blblblbl!
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Look at it this way.
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Our planet's only blowing up.
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On gribblefritz,
They'll have to deal with him.
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Excuse me,
But there's nothing in my guide
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About darkwing being
Born on another planet
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Or going to gribblefritz.
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It was a secret origin.
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If it was in there,
It wouldn't be secret.
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Besides, who says he
Made it to gribblefritz?
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as a matter of fact,
The two rockets collided,
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knocking them off course.
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Sunday driver!
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Blblblbl!
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after a detour of a
Few zillion miles,
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baby darkwing's rocket
Landed on earth.
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in a quiet monastery.
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What is all this brouhaha?
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the rocket landed at the
Feet of the venerable one,
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also known as vinny.
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who took a shine to
Its tiny passenger.
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We'll teach this child our ways.
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His name shall be...
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[sniff sniff] Stinky.
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the wise old blind monk
Taught stinky many things.
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he taught him to
Find inner peace.
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Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Come on, seven!
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he taught him respect
For all living things...
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Hand me the jar.
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This will look great
In my trophy case.
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and how to beat
People senseless.
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Hey, look! Cannibals!
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Huh?
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He fell for the "Cannibals
Over the shoulder" gag.
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But, stinky,
There are cannibals.
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Really? Cannibals?
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Remember what you have learned.
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It could come in handy someday.
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the monastery wasn't
All zen and games.
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Who wants to shoot some hoops?
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Think quick!
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[thud]
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Oops!
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It's time for you to leave us,
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To search for the
Home in your heart.
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But I've achieved perfect
Unity with my soul here.
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Besides,
I get food and don't pay rent.
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Freeloader.
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and so,
Stinky left the monastery.
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in search of his destiny.
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[gosaloid] That's when he came to st.
Canard?
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not yet.
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first, he had to cross
An enormous desert.
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Gasp! Water!
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[wheezing]
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Aha!
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[coughing]
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[gagging]
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Who dares disturb
The genie's rest?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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[coughing]
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Yip!
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I'm going to grind
You into the ground!
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fortunately,
Stinky had learned the secret.
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of using an opponent's size
And strength against him.
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Hyah!
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W-w-w-w-w-whoa!
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Oh, my sacroiliac.
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I get three wishes now, right?
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Oh, yeah. You got me there.
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State your wishes.
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I'm a humble man.
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I could use a cuckoo cola,
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Some snazzy threads,
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And the secret to
Your smoking entrance.
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Not the secret to my entrance!
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Sorry, three wishes.
Union rules.
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Oh, union, shmunion.
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All right, then, be that way.
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It shall be done.
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From the land beyond beyond,
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From the world past
Hope and fear...
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What's going on?
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I bid you, reappear!
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Now, that's an entrance.
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Hmm, purple wouldn't have
Been my first choice,
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But not bad.
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Since I went and gave you
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The secret of my
Secret entrance,
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Take care how you use it.
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It could come in handy someday.
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Look at the time.
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I got to pick up
My rv at the shop.
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Hey! Hey, wait, genie!
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Come back here!
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Is it too late to
Wish for a camel?
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[gosaloid] Haven't you
Forgotten something?
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Like telling a story
That makes sense.
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Uh, like what?
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Like the other baby.
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Other baby?
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There wasn't any other ba...
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Oh, the evil brother's baby.
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I forgot all about him.
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Well, uh, you see,
Wh-what happened to him was...
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His rocket was picked up by...
Space pirates.
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Space pirates?
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Yeah, now I remember.
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The child grew up
Greedy and mean.
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So when he came to earth
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and discovered his
Long-lost cousin,
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his first thoughts were...
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What a sap.
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Better make sure mega-geek
Doesn't interfere
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With my plans for
World domination.
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I've been walking
Across burning sands
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For the past 17 days,
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Yet I feel like I'm walking on air.
Yaah!
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Oh, boy!
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the evil cousin decided
To make stinky an offer.
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Tell you what,
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Help me conquer this planet,
And I'll let you breathe.
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to which stinky
Naturally replied...
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Not on your sweet patootie, pal.
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You're too good for my own
Good, cousin.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I've caught some bugs
On the windshield,
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But this one is for the books.
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Thanks for the lift, stranger.
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And who are you, stranger?
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I have many names. Call me...
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Mysterious masked
Avenger of evil,
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Avenger for short.
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This is my faithful
Sidekick launchpad mcquack.
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The question is... Who are you,
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And what's your origin?
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[deep breath]
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It began on planet zipton...
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stinky told his story,
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just as I've told it to you.
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[snoring] [snoring]
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Huh?
272
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,374
So it's up to me to
Stop my evil cousin
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From blowing up the planet.
274
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:08,582
Alien invaders can be a handful,
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Especially for a rank amateur.
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Let's take him to avenger tower
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And see what we can do with him.
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00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,374
Well, this is my place.
279
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,874
Sure beats my old room
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At the monastery.
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00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,290
What's that?
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00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,582
Cuckoo cola.
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00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,374
Get rid of it!
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It's caffeine-free.
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00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,374
Cuckoo cola is the
Avenger's one weakness.
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00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,374
One swallow is sickening.
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Two swallows give me a migraine.
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A whole can,
And I'm history, kaput!
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00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,374
[alarm sounds]
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00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,582
What is that? What's happening?
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It's your evil cousin.
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There's no time to lose.
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Come on, hurry up, mr., uh...
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Sorry. I don't know your name.
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The monks called me... Stinky.
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It doesn't exactly strike
Terror in evildoers' hearts.
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Unless you're soap.
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From now on,
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You shall be called
Darkwing duck.
300
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,374
Darkwing duck, yes.
301
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,749
It's me. It's very me.
302
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,999
What does it mean?
303
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,832
Who cares? It sounds cool.
304
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,832
A crime fighter has to look
Dangerous, like this.
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Grrr!
306
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,874
Got it?
307
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,374
You mean like this? Aawwaa!
308
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,999
Maybe a mask would help.
309
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,499
Thanks for the mask and
Cape, avengie.
310
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I always say, when in
Doubt, accessorize.
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There he is!
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Stay away from his gun.
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This craft was designed
To withstand any assault.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,958
Aah!
317
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,750
Aah! Aah! Aah!
318
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,499
Oh, no! Cuckoo cola!
319
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,750
The avenger!
Where's the avenger?
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00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,124
Darkwing...
321
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,708
Help!
322
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,499
Oh, this is it.
323
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,999
[coughing]
324
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,124
This is the end.
325
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:44,499
Don't say that, avenger.
326
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,707
[honk]
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I'm...
328
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,499
Finished.
329
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,582
It's all over.
330
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,332
Oh, and one more thing.
331
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,457
Ohh!
332
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,458
Darkwing...
333
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,582
[cough]
334
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,999
You've got to...
Take over for me.
335
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,999
You've got to become
A crime fighter.
336
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,499
Ohh... Goodbye.
337
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,457
There can never be another
Mysterious masked avenger
338
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,874
Like the mysterious
Masked avenger.
339
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,499
That's right. Uhh!
340
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,457
There's a new hero in town,
341
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,457
And his name is...
Darkwing duck.
342
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,999
Ohh, farewell, hero.
343
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,749
Uhh!
344
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,290
She's gone.
345
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,749
Are you sure?
346
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,707
Mmm... Yeah.
347
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:39,207
No! Now there'll
Never be a cartoon
348
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,707
Based on her mythic exploits.
349
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:46,124
What's more, I'm out of a job.
350
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,582
[sniffling]
351
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:51,207
It's just my allergies again.
352
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:56,165
And so, darkwing duck
Discovered his destiny.
353
00:18:56,166 --> 00:19:00,624
To be the terror that
Flaps in the night,
354
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,165
To fight villainy,
Crookedness, and...
355
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,582
Uh, skulduggery...
356
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,207
Can't forget skulduggery...
357
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,499
And evil, villainous,
Nasty meanness
358
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,999
And bad grammar.
359
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,582
Darkwing!
360
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:16,499
What is it? I'm working.
Leave me alone.
361
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,750
He's back!
362
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,749
Come on, launchpad.
363
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:26,583
Let's get dangerous.
364
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:34,582
Bring her in as
Close as you can.
365
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,416
That ought to do it.
366
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,999
As the crime fighter stalked the
Villain, he thought to himself...
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00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,499
Hold the phone.
368
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,999
I've never fought crime before.
369
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,082
Where do I start?
370
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,999
it could come in handy someday.
371
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,874
Hmm, it's worth a try.
372
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,874
I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night.
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00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,165
I'm the hero every
Culture needs.
374
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,499
I am darkwing duck!
375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,332
Now, that is an entrance.
376
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,333
It's all over.
377
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,374
This is where good
Triumphs over evil.
378
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:18,457
This is where you bid
Bye-bye to your molecules.
379
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:22,749
now remember,
A crime fighter has to look dangerous.
380
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,249
Grrr!
381
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,957
Your face could stick that way.
382
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:34,083
it could come in handy someday.
383
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,375
Suck gas, evildoer!
384
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,833
[coughing]
385
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:47,583
it could come in handy someday.
386
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,249
Ugh! Now... Now, cousin,
387
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,832
You know I was only
Kidding around,
388
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:58,749
Like we used to in the old days.
Please?
389
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,208
Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
390
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,749
ohh. That a boy, darkwing.
391
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,332
uhh. I'm dead.
392
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,832
[snoring] [snoring]
393
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,374
Ahem, ahem, ahem!
394
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,832
Huh? What's that?
395
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:21,582
Oh, you're back.
396
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,082
Wake up, face the music.
397
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,999
I assume you children
Have a good story?
398
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,457
The janitor was telling us...
399
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:35,290
We haven't had a janitor
In over 50 years.
400
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,332
Ah-choo!
401
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,957
Young man, let me see that.
402
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,207
Why, it's darkwing duck's mask,
403
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,875
Missing for over 200 years.
404
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,166
thanks.
405
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,707
You're welcome.
406
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,165
Now I think you children...
Have... Some...
407
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,749
Explaining... To... Ohh!
408
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,999
[thud]
409
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,624
So he's just a myth,
410
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:05,124
A fictional character for insecure,
Inadequate hero worshipers, huh?
411
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:08,124
Well, uh, I suppose every myth
412
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,458
Has some basis in reality.
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