Original subtitles

♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

♪ huhh hon howdyouda ♪

♪ whoda whodao bawhoo ♪

♪ huhh bawhooda dodawa ♪♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ready for our big Night, morganna?

Let's get amorous.

Darkwing duck, crime fighter...

Bad elvis impersonator.

Uh, let me just...

Um, Straighten the part a little.

Aw, how nice.

That's not right.

I didn't know you could do that.

Aah! My face!

I mean, gahh...

It's... It's different.

Can you fix me?

I think so.

Ok. Now that's better.

Could you zap him Into, say, pudding?

Pudding? I'm not sure.

Could you put the Lights back on?

I didn't put them out.

Cool beans!

The whole city's blacked out.

The whole city?

My infra-pink ultra specs

Should locate the problem.

Now... Where to begin?

How about the power Company, cosmo?

Gahhou! Something tells me

The power company Is the problem.

Megavolt, The most dangerous criminal,

Is sabotaging

The st. Canard power company!

Duty calls!

But our date!

Well...

Come along! Heh.

We'll date after you watch me

Heroically whomp a villain.

I'm going with you?

Zap the villains into pudding!

I love the smell of Voltage in the evening.

I am the terror that Flaps in the night!

Stand back. Blood might splatter.

I am the single career man

Women want to date!

I am... Ouch!

Quackerjack!

No,I'm quackerjack.

You are darkwing duck.

It's quackerjack, The most danger...

The... The other most Dangerous criminal.

Prepare for thy doom

At the hands of the...

The two most dangerous Criminals ever together!

I'll just have to Fight using both fists.

[chatter chatter chatter]

My gosh! Let me get these off!

Don't bother, my dear.

I'll handle this myself.

[crash]

[pow]

[bash]

Aah!

How do you like your superhero?

Fried to a crackly crunch.

Morganna, help. Do something!

You mean that pudding Thing gosalyn mentioned?

Anything! Zap away!

Look! He's pudding!

Ha ha ha!

Mmm-mmm.

And tasty to boot.

Ha ha ha!

You need to work on your aim.

Sorry.

The electro-slave Device is in place.

The boss'll be glad his New toy is installed.

Put it there, megavolt.

Ha ha ha! You... You...

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

We make an electrifying team!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[buzzing]

You did it! What flavor?

That's not funny! Fix me.

I'll have you back to normal In two shakes of a ghoul.

Ha! I'm back! It takes more

Than two treacherous Transgressors

To take the track record of...

Darkwing...

Yak.

Are you sure we're Supposed to be here?

This is a police station.

That's what the boss wants.

And you know the boss...

Kinda now, kinda wow!

I hope we don't run Into any policemen.

Aah! Aah!

Policeman!

Bushroot!

Serving the public Getting you down?

Tired of staring at Station house walls?

Then engage in life Threatening combat

With bushroot and...

The liquidator!

calling all cars...

help! Help! Help! Help!

Sounds like the Police need help.

Have morganna throw pudding Action at the bad guys.

Shh! Don't say the "P" word.

Should I go again?

No!

It's... Uh...

This time may be too dangerous.

I'll handle this! Just fix me.

Later!

Think he still likes me?

Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!

Aah! A dinosaur!

Maybe burgers would sell better.

Oh, no! It's...

[crash]

[coughs]

Stegmutt, My favorite duck turned dinosaur.

Hi, darkwing duck.

I thought something Brushed against me.

Want a hot dog?

No time. I'm on a case.

They're really good.

Please.

Fine, fine. Just hurry.

Oh, boy! Yeah!

Let's see...

First, I pull out the hot dog...

Then...

I put it in a bun and...

Well?

75 cents, please.

Love to stay. Got to go.

Hey, you forgot your change!

Wait, darkwing! Hold on!

Come on, kids, Reach for the sky.

Loved and adored For years in europe,

Now available in our country...

Beanstalk!

That's a fact, jack.

Fe fi fo fum!

I am the terror that Flaps in the night!

I am...

Stegmutt.

I thought I was stegmutt.

Just when you thought

It's safe to commit crimes,

A dinosaur...

He eats plants?

I've got your change.

Sorry. Were you busy?

Busy?

No, no, no.

I'm only standing here

With the dangerous

Liquidator and bushroot

Playing let's pretend!

Oh, boy!

I love let's pretend!

Yeah! Let's pretend!

Let's pretend he's on fire.

Put out the darkwing! Put him out!

Nice try, greensleeves.

You'll...

Put out darkwing. Put out darkwing.

Survey says it's time To get out of here!

Put out darkwing!

Put out darkwing.

Oh, boy, What do we pretend next?

Try pretending you have a brain!

I had it under control Until you let them escape.

I'll help you catch them!

No! I'll handle this myself.

I'm sorry.

Sorry doesn't capture Bushroot and liquidator.

Sorry doesn't bring the Police station back.

Why'd they do that?

Why do I always have to be a Big, clumsy dinosaur?

Why me?

Why? Why? Why?

[rumbling]

Oops.

[rumbling]

Did I hear...

Oops. I did.

Ooh.pelican's island third season... Dump them.

I, neptunia, Protector of the sea

Shall stop this pollution.

♪ ♪ ♪

Got a job for you.

Attack!

Gee, I'm sorry, darkwing.

This is the second most Painful moment of my life.

What was the first?

Put out the darkwing. Put out the darkwing.

Hate to interrupt you, But are these yours?

Neptunia.

I've come to...

Let me guess. You've come to help.

I've had enough of everyone

Jumping on my crime Fighting bandwagon.

I'll handle this caper Myself, thanks.

Why you insolent little...

Aah!

[crash]

This is the third

Most painful moment of my life.

The electro-slave device Is awaiting activation.

The police station's Removed, boss.

Excellent.

It's time to remove The next major obstacle

From our path...

Shush central.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

That job belongs to me...

Megaduck!

Is it megaduck or darkwing duck?

Shush won't be able to Tell the difference.

What if darkwing duck shows up?

[gun cocking]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Something like that...

But worse.

Frankly, darkwing Duck, I'm concerned.

We have top-secret weapons here.

If they fall into The wrong hands...

Four of your arch-enemies

Have joined forces.

An unusual phenomenon indeed.

4, 8, 300, 26...

Ha! Numbers don't scare me.

Once I catch up to Those criminals,

Their conniving Conspiracy will be kaput.

You saw that beanstalk And the power company.

I know. He doesn't have to.

Relax. You've got the one And only darkwing duck

On the job.

This is shush's Newest deadly toy.

Normally it's locked up,

But since you're Darkwing duck...

This 650 pie gun Produces so many pies...

I can't tell you.

I know my keys are...

Heh! Darkwing!

Megaduck! You're behind all this!

Who... What... Eh...

Two darkwings?

Don't believe it!

This is my arch Nemesis megaduck!

Oh, no, you don't.

You're the liar Known as megaduck.

I beg to differ!

You're the erroneous executor

Known as megaduck!

Ooh! Would you cut that out?

We'll have to kill them both.

Dr. Pelthem!

Just kidding.

Look! It's a fuzzy-wuzzy bunny!

Where?

Aha! Only someone so Dastardly, so despicable,

So disdainful of the Utterly defenseless

Would dare do that.

Friends, I give you...

Megaduck!

Since you put it that way...

Take this!

Careful. You'll put someone's eye out.

See?

Darkwing, look out!

Those aren't ordinary pies,

Those are expando-wamo pies!

What do you...

Ahh!

[pie gun cocking]

Wah! Ooh! Look out!

[alarm sounds]

[ding]

Ahh!

Whoa! Ooh!

Oh!

Ooh!

Huh!

This is the happiest Moment of my life!

Almost forgot!

That one's for megavolt,

Bushroot, liquidator, Quackerjack,

And megaduck makes five!

The fearsome five.

Hey, mr. Darkwing!

I still have your change!

First, they took the police Station, then shush.

This is great!

My career's biggest battle!

The fearsome five against me...

Alone with no help.

You mean you...

And the national guard

Has been called to restore order

In the lawless city of st. Canard.

The national guard! What's worse?

Look! Here comes Duckburg's hometown hero...

Gizmoduck...

To lead the guard.

Now the city's sure to be saved.

I don't need that Goody do-gooder

Stealing my spotlight!

Maybe you could use some help.

They creamed the Police and shush

Under your nose.

I know that.

There's darkwing now.

I'll prove he likes you.

He looks kind of Busy, don't you think?

Gizmo, pack up your boy Scouts and clear out.

Darkwing, how considerate of you

To offer your assistance.

Help you? Ha!

I don't think...

Stegmutt!

Mr. Darkwing, You forgot to get your change.

Are you helping?

No, he's not...

Stegmutt!

Gosalyn!

Morganna!

Dark...

Why are you here?

Glad to see me?

Well...

I... Yes, technically.

But I... See, I...

I know. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.

No. That's not what I...

This is no place for Children, little gizmo buddy.

Would you butt out?

Are you here to help?

No! Nobody's lending Anybody a hand.

Everyone go home!

Gizmo, Take home your stupid army!

Uh, d.W., there's, uh..

Something you ought to see.

Not now. I'm busy.

I'm capable of defending My town by myself.

Now.

Harm won't come to my fair City while I'm around.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Success!

St. Canard is ours.

[gurgles]

The fearsome five

Has creamed the national Guard, too.

I know!

Without these bozos

I'll have my greatest moment!

There's no one left to stop us.

Let's tear up the town!

Says who?

Says...

The fearsome five!

Don't make me come up!

Phffftt!

That's it!

Catch.

Whoa!

Aah!

Are these yours?

No, geez, not you again.

Are you here to help?

Oooooh!

How else do you expect to bring

These villains to justice?

Be a super hero team!

The justice ducks!

We're not ducks.

I used to be.

Justice ducks... I like it!

A team united in a common goal.

[mumbling] A common goal.

It'll be great.

You'll get your own Comic book out of it.

I can see it now.

"The uncanny stegmutt!"

Oh, my!

Morganna will do Her pudding spell.

Wham! Zap! Pudding city!

It's nothing, really.

And neptunia will whack the Baddies with her pitchfork

And make them eat whale jelly.

Well, maybe.

Good show. What do you think?

Uh...

Three of us attack From the front.

The others infiltrate Disguised as monks.

Then morganna, stegmutt, and I

Take the villains by surprise.

The others contact the president

And get network clearance

For our interview With tom rockjaw.

hi!

G-g-g-g-g...

Or, uh... Not.

Not is right. Find your own villains.

I'll handle this myself.

I don't need you, you, or You, especially not you!

Everybody, just go away!

See if I ever try to help again.

What a martyr.

Whatever you say, d.W.

Maybe we should Date other people.

Phffftt! Phffftt!

I was just trying to Give him his change.

Well?

I go where I'm needed

No matter how big Or small the crime.

Gizmo, there's an overdue Library book over there!

Where? Where?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, now st. Canard's rightful defender

Shall save the day, as usual.

First... To find the Fearsome five secret hideout.

If only I had some Clue, any clue at all.

Aha!

Hmm...

Of course.

There it is. Megaduck's hideout!

At the bridge, I planted a bread crumb

From our questionable Room service.

It should lead Darkwing duck here

Right about now.

Whoa!

Th-thought I'd never find you.

I see you found the crumb.

I knew you wouldn't Notice the enormous flag.

Boys!

Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!

Help.

Arrgh!

Wee!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! W-w-whoo!

Take that!

Oh!

Fore!

Have a nice trip!

Whoa!

Aah!

Yaah!

See you next fall! Ha ha ha!

That's the end of darkwing duck.

Aah!